#al-general
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Hm
Bruh this is such a struggle. 3 or 4 origami and no tohka
I got everyone else but just her and only her is missing and rng is screwing me over…
rate is terrible sometimes specially collabs
It such a downer on collabs
sometimes youll get them all in 1 to 3 multi, sometimes it will took 200+ cubes
better save for UR
Like it just sucks that collab I have to be burning $ to even have a chance and I’m not gonna keep doing that for just her despite I like her
the only thing that collabs are good for are collecting cubes
and doing the stages for exp and stuff
I mean yeah but just depends which one that peeps like to get
nah
collabs are the reason i want AL to EOS
thats too much tho
you are the first and last person I will ever see to say that
That a bit much
Hm
what did azur lane do to you for having that grudge 
Hm
hmm
didn't pull their waifu
there we go
Uh huh
also
Then find less gooner one
So even more petty and childish 
no actually this is like the usual order list
just don't interact with it?
the checklist is there
Hm
anything that wish for EOS is there you can list

it's just the usual order
you see, i'm also selfish so i don't want to see the gooner praise on here
so the usual
i see

guys, AL is not doing exactly as I like, EOS soon
next customer please
Whats hapening
easy solution: leave
Hm
because i'm a terrible person

No just an idiot
Formi
i just want to be an asshole
hmm... YEAH GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
Mega dork
Tbh I rather it stays than Eos. Game still good to play. And yostar still keep cooking with new update last
What is the 5th game?
Azur lane 2
NIKKE?

Prometheus
i was looking for enty app icon lol
Worthy or nah?
CN only
Is game worth it?
@peak knoll
fun game
if u want cake
Hmm
hmm

Finally art of her god more pls
Hmm
I even made a graph to show how bad AL has gotten, if we don't return to the amazing past some years ago when we did peak things, AL will stop making money and EOS 
hmm
u r a strange guy
LMFAOOO
Nah he is chill guy
MONEH
Just the rng can be a screw over especially if you need someone that you want to get
see, if you don't have graphs, you're only talking out your ass
but I do have a graph so I'm right
I see
it looks like you drew that with your ass TBH
I agree
Where’s the full tiddy update 
Not a good joke
I don't think this will go down any soon
I was too lazy to take out my tablet from the drawer 
Date a lane

Mb. Its Essex.


Ye
At least send better ships
Alsace?
thats the peak
pretty sure ye
gng ur taste must be broken
Hm
nah, essex is better
just realized I somehow dont have Ark Royal in my dock. Just Ark meta. She is in my collection tho so I must have slimed her somehow
Peak waifu
hmm
if people start saying "that's CN only" i play on CN too, thank you
fr fr
Kawakaze?
Hm
I dont see her as waif
wym
friend
Idk
clearly he wants
I dont see her waif.
kawakaze is friend
Brat. Nah
Bstation chart... 12 is pretty alive i'd say 
406 mm?
406
Ruppy better
Brat that treats me like a baby 💢💢💢
dead
Azur lane lolis.

what about global tho
Nimid indeed
Nah 460 better
Uuh I wouldn't if I were you
what the ever living fuck does that emoji even mean
azur lolis
I wont go to hell. I will try not to. I dont wanna get nimid
it's supposed to veins in the forehead
MOMMY
umm
AL has live long enough as a gacha to not die
does global depends on how well cn azur lane ?
originated as a japanese cartoon thing
Insert that one gif here
dw
elves so peak fr
i c
then why that emoji bad
like this
Yes
Thick elfs hell yeah
because BA
yeah, like when someone gets really pissed off
the veins start bulging
it's just artistic exaggeration
lol
what did BA do
no, it's rather, AL has already set now we can't see how it's gonna EOS unless it's severe
The Chefs be crying too loud
go away
be lolicons
Too much
Ye
the cake we didnt get from her l2d*
i have a gacha game that has been running since 2012
She’s so shiny she looks like she’s made of metal
i started in 2014
Stella Sora becoming one too
I c
everyone sharing so much cake for my bday 
Same
chomp
Happy bday
Yo habuhduh
Happy birthday!
Nah I am celebrating your birthday as mine back off lemme eat those cakes
so much cake
who want dessert
Happy birthday 
ew
thx guys 
To be honest
If she comes, then I'll be pleased
Iam stealing all those pics
Happy birthday
Don't mind me
dw
Happy bday dawg
guam is good for your health
YOINKED
Why the chat posting peak
Wives
all of sudden
All peak
so... 1.8B dl? i need math
Gawd damn
Nurn better for my health
Golden Hind
happy birthday 🎂

What is the opposite of peak. I can do rhe opposite?
Then u gay if u do
Alright
kawakaze the best for my health
Hm
Read to clip
But it says Yamato on ur name
I will change it
this is great
Happy birthday, @shut crane
Done
I hope that you are enjoying yourself with your celebration, though.
Hm
happy birdday, you're one year closer to ascending
@stiff forum check
...ohhh it's 18m DL

wait that's pretty high
I think its valid

genshin has 32M dl yes
genshin is too mainstream
Azur lane plays grown ass men. And women too(i have seen ones) so its not that much
scratch that, 38M dl
Other games got 1b
Genshin can suck my nutz
Not worth
you can do that to me too
I die from breathing there
You’re right
anyway
1.8 Billion
CLOTHING
no pin we just misread that
minecraft is the most mainstream game in the world
suppose to be 18 million
lemme search that up
i mean, pin is probably mommy
it says
FGO is 25M


launching soon
Nice
is this true clothing
are you a mommy?
No
o.
Lies
trying so hard to deny
It says "Launching Soon" when I go there
you are very clearly mommy
are you sure clothing?
Lol
Wiat really?
Wait
What
Yes
Looks down
Pretty sure
Don't go to
sites
I c I c
which ones
Kurumi 
does it start with a P?
No
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh
i mean you could probably find literal mommies on the dark web
it does
they'll mail them to you
How do u even go there bruh
Dont go
Probably a sex site
Whaaa
Hm
no
beats me
Sex site indeed
that's for you to find out
I made that up. My imagination dont work like that
Most dark web services are scams
Scams everywhere
I mean you can probably find those services on the surface web

🍴
The US government
pinismommy .org


That also exist?
idk
Wait bro thats u?
No
I alway realize its u with ur Tax entity
lmao
Ah good
yes, it's always me
always has been
i've been pulling the strings
there's no illuminati or one world shadow goverment
Only akashi
it's just one idiot messing everything up
Still dont know whats illuminati. Masons?
Kakashi
they're literally just a normal secret society of sort
Stoneworkers
yeah

Uh why don't I have kurumi's augment!?
a secret association of stonemasons
Oke
I already cleared sector 6 a week ago
i mean they're really no different from those old chinese brotherhood associations
they're just
european and less violent
@peak knoll
they're just more intellectual than your chinese associations
and yk, some people fear intellectuals

Wait I'm actually just a dumbass 
Sleep
at least that's my theory
my theory is just that dumb old believers are scared of "smart people" and "change"
so anything deemed intellectual is to be feared
You mean religious fundamentalists?
more than that

I dont want to delve deep into those topics
just the old people who fear change in general
I understand nothin
Chat should I watch some more anime or just read some manhwa
the ones who want "things to be the way they are"
Read God of Highschool
I can’t multi task like that
just go read novel
Yes you can
People with power over very stupid people and feed them constant ignorance don’t like when people can learn things by themselves
I’m reading over leveled warrior or something rn
mostly because the change would ruin their grip on authority
Not yet
God of Highschool is peak..read it. Its a manwha
like they're so comfortable with the control they have
they fear the change would loosen their control
Now i do get it
Is it better than the anime? Cause that sucked balls
but yeah, it does go into those controversial topics
Cat
like religion, politics, and patriarchy type stuff
Cat
It got only fast paced anime first season. Manwha is better
thats your next step though
trust me i've been there
This guy
@halcyon matrix
hmm
I mean I recognize the dude from hero cantare and the anime so
meanwhile i don't like change because I don't want to relearn shit lol
i'm just lazy
Never read the manhwa completely tho
Its peak
Man hero cantare is a throwback tho
change = having to be less lazy = bad
The hell is hero cantare
It was a gacha game that had a whole universe of different manhwa characters clashing
learning things is dangerous, what if people start having... thoughts
true, i might have inappropriate thoughts about you
Bro. Just read the manwha. That gacha game is not saying anything about characters.
Thoughtcrime
when your grip on power relies on the populace not being able to think for themselves, then do you really have that power?
Yes
i'm gonna have thoughtcrimes about you
Lewd
Bro gonna let his intrusive thoughts win
hmm
nom
Owari is hot
Yum golden hind
sus
Takoyaki
cries in rich
That's low
For my country that ain't 💀
Move to a poorer country
I spend 60
not enough
Good morning
Mil
time to sleep

good night all
Thousand
pun pact: birds
sleep is for the weaks
That one series where the hero is immune to all negative status effects, so she doesn't and cannot sleep
Uh huh well enuf my ships girls drained my energy now iam tired

Don't sleep.
Drink black coffee till you overdose on caffeine.
Be a man!


Use mumu
Mumu player is the go to for AL
most popular ship girl is me
Call a female run business and ask to speak to the man in charge.
Be a man!
mumu player or emulator
Mumu player is an emulator.
no idea but when i search for mumu it can those two
date a lane
Apri dear. How are ya?

hi barb 
I'm good~
I will be voting for Musashi if she is there
Mumu is a emulator name
Reminds me Dostoyevski mumu
I hope musha doesn't citadel her 6 times at once
I will erase u out of existence
more guns

@meager vine!

indeed
22
I'm fucking old
i would swap in a heart beat lol
sus
Unc
Will the winner of this popularity poll event receive a free skin or something, or is it just a meaningless thing?
Don't worry with tech being more easily acquired we are gonna build retirement homes that host lan parties and gonna have old babes what's to worry about aging 

hi Ryu 
the usual, a chat frame and a special story next poll
What's up
having breakfast -w-
||"Good evening. Recently, you've been meeting my gaze more and more often. Are you that captivated by me?||
||...Hmm? If our eyes are meeting, that means I've been looking at you too...?||
||My, oh my..."||
Nice 
literally who's quote is that
wat
he loves womne
Wonme?
a wonme
women\
Damnn such nice art, thanks for the ping 
thank for request!
"What is she reading?: https://youtu.be/Uz2QVTWkaeI"
- EVERY ALIEN IS A SON OF A BITCH
- WE WILL WIN ANY SPACE WAR
- OUR ENTIRE PLANET IS A BOMB
- FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
okay then
anyway, hot sirens
does chain hurt tit
if evil, why hot?
If hot why evil
they are 2 factors that dont refute each other
like fashion and terror
dont ask who that applies to
hot tip for M: "Here hold these"
who are your guy’s bets which girl will win the popularity vote?
I’m going with Musashi
what popularity vote
doesn't matter who wins, people will whine about it for weeks afterwards anyway
Well is there any way to re-do the daily challenges if you've already done them 
Tomorrow
nah
will we just sit and die?
baby I'll come alive
nothing happens without friction
the event ends tomorrow at reset 

And 8hr maint
buy later pay now
OH MY GOD
My goat, thx for manifesting tohka for me
bro don't just send the screenshot here
send it in #trophy-room
and you're welcome
sooner or later
Probs
my strong wife who carries me to the table in her comically large blue gauntlets when its time for dinner. tonight she made mac n cheese and tendies.
Is there a certain region that the popularity poll is set in or is it global
It is global
If you play en client

You vote in en
Ah ok
Im assuming a SE ship will win

I'm assuming a RN ship will win
I wouldn’t mind that at all
you don't mind me robbing you?
he's not rooting for anything
Lion would be a nice win
Idk who to ever vote for on popularity polls so I almost just skip them
vote wife
There’s too many wife
Vote whoever you like unless you're playing forcefully
I like too many
Too many to choose from so I just don’t choose
Vote for taihou vro
Who’s already won the popularity polls
Vote again
since you like her
Even if it wouldn't matter it would just act like a token of appreciation from you
You're one of the few actual taihou fans
Has shinano prinz eugen New Jersey and shinano won he polls before
you can't vote for her, she's literally not in the polls
Who’s her I just named like 5
which ships are?

They can't, EN only see tits
It’s true
They see tits and they'll act like a dumbass
top 3 gets excluded from future polls, no taihou for you
i don't want qe getting retro
This is a good thing
k.
wazzap chat
true
i rather want someone like uhh suffren get retro
Another voting~~ Another voting!!
EN see tits and all remaining intelligence is reduced down to negatives
Vote for nun Implacable!!!
I'm voting for gouden leeuw
also a peak vote
im voting for lion
I'm voting for nun Implacable
Time to warmonger on Siren and META polls, if they exists
I might have to
VOTE FOR FUCKING HIEROPHANT
@pastel oracle Prepare to dump our votes to nun Implacable
vote for ulrich
Lion is gonna win so I need to help someone else
gouden leeuw
Vote for Formi and get a special prize
Recency bias at work
PR ships cant be voted
sike they can
How is everyone?
HOORAY!
I’m prob voting for implac formi and Sirius
They definitely should limit the votes to not include recent ships but eh
choose one
Im voting for hindenburg
or skip
As you said
I gotta vote Formi
Recency bias is skewing popularity polls
I’m oathed to both Sirius and Formi how can i choose
Skip
Ben 
Yeah it’s unfortunate I noticed that when New Jersey won
Example 1: Kesrsarge last polls
Whats good my boi
you will get a special prize for that
The worst offender is Essex META btw
Will I get oath skin if I vote formi
LITERALLY ONLY APPEARED RECENTLY
Nothing much just got my wargaming account back 
Nice
Atleast the skins are cool
The waifu wars are beginning
lion wins I celebrate
Anyways FUCK YOU TAKAO META VOTERS LAST POLLS
Does it turn into world war 3 in here when popularity polls come
Yes
Bro I might have to vote for implac and formi
Choose Implacable
The propaganda is real
TAKAO META LITERALLY JUST WON CUS OF THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE A FUCKING TAKAO GOT SPLIT IN HALF
What lol
by that I mean 3rd place lol
That was godzilla minus one probably
Where are my implac supporters
Did unzen win a popularity poll so far
Yeah fuck you Takao Meta voters
Idk who’s won
yeah the godzilla movie spiked the votes
If unzen didn't win so far then im voting for unzen 100%
Who won’t be on the poll
I love drama 🍿

Fucking amazing
Genuinely the best art I've seen of her
MANNNN wish we got more implacable skins
Me too
I just love outside factors affecting a FUCKING POPULARITY POLL
ww2 did that too
should be banned
ATLEAST ESSEX META WAS AL RELATED
Silence flat cardboard simp

who does he like?
I wonder
Cease your insolence filthy wherb
Oh it's QE
“He liked the flat ones,shoot him”
Ofc
Ironblood logo
seggs
Nooooooo
Always the werhbs
Upgraded
I’m being stereotyped by my iron blood logo
Chat is this peak?
Just need a QE version
Bro thinks people who have iron blood logo are wehraboos
I BETTER NOT SEE AN IRONBLOOD IN TOP 3
0 iq
DO BETTER EVERYONE
Wehraboos suck
It is indeed peak
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER IB SPAM
My man
Yeah, I'm sure it's not this
we all voting for mutsuki yes
I mean it's alright
on everyones soul
white hair peak
It’s just Taihou but white
Okay Mutsuki is just shooting for the stars
White queen and kurumi situation pretty much
something is missing
That's Yabi
Mutsuki is number 1 to headpat
Tbh the droop suits Miyabi
Then I better see her in Top 1
True
Good luck though
I would argue they could both use each other's ears
EN is scared of four letter word
When do popularity polls start
Tomorrow 
Is it tomorrow
Jobb
Ok
I like shunguans skin it looks nice
Bro, just put an s
No need to stretch it like that

White, more thicc, more op and more badass
Is Haku less inflated?
That's league players bro
Don’t u have to grind to get votes
I mean EN definitely scared of read
Which haku? Hou or Ryu?
They can't read afterall
Wait wrong name
Lol
Its not that i cant read, its just that wastes time
same with those silly instruction things they send with stuff
Vote for the 808s
808 is a fucking instrument
Vote for implac so she can most likely not get a L2D
inb4 hakuhou wins jp popularity poll
As long as it isn't Ironblood ig
What’s wrong with iron blood
iron blood is overrated
Would be peak
it's never happening

no
It's implacover
Just people hating don't bother with it
Ironblood is spoonfed, we don't need more IB
i think we need Formi to win just to be safe
For atleast 3 years
I think iron blood has some of the best designs in the entire game
Y'all can live a drought
think about it if she dont win someone out there will be sad
hakuhou's whole schtick is being "not taihou" and her design is literally just taihou but white
And they still get double tech points, unacceptable
and people love to eat up slop
I mean, HMS survived so surely y'all live?
literally Taihou just white
Umm... nah
hakuhou is like the one character that is definitively slop
Well, I don't think she's Taihou. I can think of like, 5 other IB examples that are far worse
Dr Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole my Viginity
Same face, color, hair and tits
copy and paste popular character and give them no substance
I for one would like Iron Blood to be not in every PR season
they could have made hakuhou interesting
better than taihou in every way
Hakuhou is probably the first UR I haven’t cared about
Atleast PR7 broke that but we're back ig?
You're making stuff up
but no she had to be literally taihou but white
To be clear I don't like either
because taihou is massively popular
I think she’s Taihou but white
Racist
Has roon won popularity poll
mecklenburg was a mistake for the simple fact that quad 305s are somehow the best anti-heavy bb gun
Renown skin 🙏🏻
Quads are funny
Not like winning that contest matters cause winners don't get shit
despite having the smallest surface fleet out of the major nations in al
Some cheap ass merch collabs sold to you for like 3x the real price
Abba got it wrong ?
That's the problem with IB
Tbf Ikinda agree, I was expecting her to have an HE gun cuz you play her as a huge Hindenburg on wows. But er had an HE gun with Lion
So the winner takes it all
And the loser has to fall
Throw the dice, cold as ice
Way down here, someone dear
Takes it all, has to fall
And it's plain, why complain?
iron blood HAD the most rainbows before jp anni this year
Else they'll invade Poland
Also another "why IB is bad ||(it's not)||" moment in chat? I'm outta here
iB bad
Whoever wins doesn’t get anything do they
i think IB does not deserve to get a ridiculous amount of rainbows despite germany having had the smallest surface fleet of the major nations
They better or i will riot like the last few years
Formi got augmented that’s something I guess
if hakuhou wins in jp it means 1000 more years of slop skins
Need Vicky retro to be happy
Boy
like why could they not do something that isn't fucking bunny girl this year
As if skins aren't too saggy already
people love slop
GIVE ME A FUCKING DRESS
Just ignore skins dude it ain't hard. No need to think hard, think smart

GIRLS IN DRESSES ARE CUTE
I want dog girl costumes, like Fritz and her doberman getup
I need dresses and casual clothes
I need more school skina ngl. Especially like Implac
WHY ARE WE NOT GETTING EM
maybe i would like a character and would want them to have a skin that is actually good
The Taihou one is cute actually
Not inflated too
Unlike the recent skins...
It is. Yes.
The school ones are boring
more inflation, so much so that the girls float off into the sky
i sure can't wait to see people to go insane over slop skins when they are announced
I’d rather them in a business outfit I like to think I’m with a woman not a girl
If it bothers you so much, why do you care so much? It's contradditory
suit skins
Nice

You know what, based
i want good skins?
Good job man

suits go so well on women
The highschool skins are weird idk why we can’t get more office skins
all paper
We all do?
I repeat; if it bothers you so much (referring to people going insane over slop skins) why do you care so much? Contradditory
Have non half assed office skins
Hi goober
Cause all the budget went to inflating everyone's tits

“Make her tits, bigger”
Next has to be Mecklen
Inflate the tits in a jacket
Yes
not happening lol
I just want a casual date skin
manjuu now doex sex skins
All of them is D30 
for Hood/Lion
Pit, ya ready for Agenda Lane?
Fr? Dayum, congrats❤️🔥
they can do whatever
I'm gonna prepare my insults lol
only took till the very last day of the collab
Magzzz,I want Missouri and Johnston

I noticed we went down a dark path when I saw Krons new skin and it was just her being a cow 😭 huge downgrade from the last one
Hear me out...
Time to spend the entire Pop contest voting for Hood and then Fucking off
Yeah... What's worse are most default skins are horny now
anyway the only character i give a shit about that's even going to be getting a skin this month is kansas
I just want Worcester or Des Moines
Like... Sure horny on skins
But default?
We all agree on that. Worst 2025 skin so far
Bruh...
Not really
We seriously gonna spam boobflaps now?
Love the Kron skin
Worse slop posted on Twitter and people praise it as if it's good
literally her best skin
and im tired of it
the kron skin is fine


