al-general

[abstract ingot]

wolf likes bellyrubs

[silver bear]

Hello

[peak knoll]

Holy shit lmao I didnt know you have that

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

hi hi

[trim gyro]

wonder if Kurumi is pvp viable, she's a tank with a 5 second cooldown freeze skill

[sage zealot]

Shes cool but shes competing with ships like Elridge and Laffey

So yeah doesn't cut it

[neat matrix]

Augments so expensive

[sage zealot]

It's only 22k

[trim gyro]

it could be worse, at least you don't have to spend gold to buy these

[neat matrix]

I need more money

[trim gyro]

it's 11K to max out a collab augment, still a pointless waste of resources IMO but if you want to use the characters you kind of need to

they could just give them the upgraded skills and not do augments

[neat matrix]

Nah I was grabbing didos augment

I scrapped the collab characters 💀

[peak knoll]

Why did I read this wrong

[trim gyro]

your loss

[surreal lagoon]

dido is cute

personally the best maid

[peak knoll]

Belfast

[neat matrix]

I heard the gridman collab was pretty good gear and ship wise but if I don’t care about the material it’s just wasting dock space

[neat matrix]

I just realized she only has one skin

[peak knoll]

WHY WASN'T THAT LAST BELFAST SKIN L2D

WHYYYY

[peak knoll]

Its so peak

[surreal lagoon]

cute

[neat matrix]

She needs a new one that was a missed opportunity

[trim gyro]

https://algwiki.moe/assets/painting/kewei_3.png

[peak knoll]

Its a huge missed opportunity, it looks so hot but its dynamic 🥀

[neat matrix]

I only bought one dynamic

Cause the art was too good to pass up on

[peak knoll]

Which

[neat matrix]

Albion’s

[peak knoll]

Great taste

[dark solstice]

Have one of those with Essex eating poop somewhere

[surreal lagoon]

albion is cutie

bets royal navy

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/belfast-azur-lane-enterprise-gif-4327839024297106801

Say that again

[peak knoll]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Belfast supremacy

[surreal lagoon]

I like dido

belfast reserved for enterprise

[peak knoll]

DI-

[dark solstice]

Same tbf but bel and chef field

[peak knoll]

No me

[jaunty adder]

EVERYONE GETS A SEX

[silver bear]

how are y’all

[dark solstice]

Alive atm hbu?

[solid whale]

car

[silver bear]

gonna go sell some metal

A little achey

but otherwise im fine

[jaunty adder]

i mean look at these sexs

[silver bear]

essex uniform is peak

[warm gyro]

Hay lost

[fair narwhal]

[trim gyro]

Colleoni's love lines are... interesting
||"When I'm with you, it seems like I don't need to be so uptight... Mmm... How long has it been since I felt so relaxed? Maybe... Love really does change a person, just like in my romance books... O-oh goodness, I didn't just say that!"
"You know... I spent a lot of time secretly putting together this outfit and room. I might seem clumsy or indiscreet, but this was my plan to show you a different side of me and conquer you, in a word... Umm, basically... I did this because I hoped it would make you like me more..."||

[silver bear]

Hey Water

[warm gyro]

How are you

[light fable]

Belfast then forcing Enty to eat a meal xD

[trim gyro]

never happened

[dark solstice]

Mmmm meal

[trim gyro]

my enty can cook anyway, vestal taught her

but I would happily cook for her

[solid whale]

idk if making an MRE counts as cooking

asscene

[jaunty adder]

its gonna be my nephew's 1st birthday

[light fable]

[jaunty adder]

they're gonna go on a polar express ride

Hot choca

[warm gyro]

Happy birthday to him

[jaunty adder]

[grand lodge]

Yes

[jaunty adder]

and gingerbread cookies

[jaunty adder]

fake sexer

[jaunty adder]

[clever gazelle]

Lol

[grand lodge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1282523011680964670/essex-azur-lane.gif

[jaunty adder]

to be part of the cult of sex you must have sex at the end of your name

[trim gyro]

there's no way a british shipgirl made that

[silver bear]

Im alive and well

[next fox]

Caption this

[teal girder]

Pit

Stop

[jaunty adder]

5 idiots try to change a tire

Essex is the 5 btw

[forest sparrow]

I might be the idiot since I read that as "5 idiots trying to start a fire"

[solid whale]

[teal girder]

The Boi

[proper steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-cars-pixar-guido-lightning-mcqueen-gif-17975943

https://tenor.com/view/cars-put-pit-pitstop-speechless-gif-12460350

[molten fjord]

Cars was a good movie

[dark solstice]

True that's bloody rabbit food no energy there

Never steal the rabbits food

[peak knoll]

how long has the event gone on for

[dark solstice]

Deffo Essex tho cab see the lemons

[dark solstice]

Last day

[peak knoll]

is this all fake news

[dark solstice]

Shit reminds me the Gates of hell dlc out today

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[wheat tinsel]

Finally got Origami and Hoshino

Only Kotori left

[forest sparrow]

My plan of grinding the Island Planner is a failure
Keep crashing at the bus stop so I'll just have to raise affinity the old way: being patient

[trim gyro]

doing IP for affinity is the absolute worst way to grind lol

[forest sparrow]

I know, but I'm hopelessly desperate

in any case, can't do it to begin with

[wheat tinsel]

Did we have Boise META now?

[trim gyro]

yes

[wheat tinsel]

Gah dayum

[weak parrot]

anime girls in baseball uniforms 👌

[wheat tinsel]

I still wonder why she wear a mask...

[forest sparrow]

Self-conscious

[trim gyro]

realistically because some dudes are into that

[forest sparrow]

It's me. I am said dude

[wheat tinsel]

[royal sigil]

After Flandre, grind for Napoli?

[lone vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-losing-my-grip-on-reality-i-have-gone-clinically-insane-my-descent-to-madness-is-complete-ive-gone-completely-mental-i-am-beyond-the-point-of-no-return-gif-23191724

[solid whale]

losing my fucking gourd

[lone vapor]

im losinjg my sanity

[royal sigil]

how about this, the sanity is losing me

[peak knoll]

He isnt losing it, hes losinjg it

Get it right

[wheat tinsel]

Nvm i gonna go sleep it 3:03am in my place

[wheat tinsel]

Suffer game enough

Gn

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-laffey-sleepy-gif-20102457

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[rancid compass]

well why is there straw on the floor

[peak knoll]

Biscuit

[rain valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1415992360738754600/720c71beae19ef.gif

[royal sigil]

baguette

[rain valley]

baguettes at war

[stable plank]

azur lane dock of memes

[modern dew]

SOMETIMES i eat jellyfishes

[light fable]

Azur lane: Clash of the Baguette

[solid whale]

richy owned with facts and logic

[lone vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/528197562998718474/1123295734305927260/1676442380117487.gif

[shut crane]

aren't they both templars

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[late shale]

Hmm

[rain valley]

I mean, Richie is the Cardinal and leader of the Iris Orthodoxy
Jean is a Knight but gives zero shits about religion

[solid whale]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-tweak-flight-tongue-fast-gif-15986476078687713201

[true bronze]

Is there any information anywhere about what the next banner will be?

[solid whale]

its oops all lolis

source: trust me bro

[rain valley]

CN livestream on the 15th is all we got

[peak knoll]

Missouri

Source: it came to me in a dream

[true bronze]

On the 15th? Damn, that's a while away

[rain valley]

so who's everyone voting for in the popularity poll? seems it's coming on the 4th
I'm thinking Alsace

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1406780035318415501/Alsace-1.gif

[tranquil mural]

33 meta ships and idk what to do with them, except Jintsuu meta

[abstract ingot]

I'm voting Sheffield/Chapayev

[trim gyro]

headpats or special touch if you're feeling bold

[tranquil mural]

They can't use skins even

[trim gyro]

556 meta is one of the strongest subs in the game by the way

[pastel moat]

How

I've never seen that face

[shut crane]

[abstract ingot]

oath skin amagi cv

[shut crane]

hungy fox

[mental frigate]

[solid whale]

80% of her brain processing power is taken up by thinking of food

[sinful vapor]

Henderson

[mental frigate]

John

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-oguri-cap-oguri-cap-gif-2867398798208714458

[solid whale]

anyone have the image pin has sent of amagi eating the chair

i feel thats relevant

[abstract ingot]

eating manjuus

[solid whale]

[neat matrix]

There’s another popularity poll?

[dark solstice]

Amagi hungry

[lone vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256756285051899936/1398365061105582090/attachment.gif

[dark solstice]

Aww

Cute

[solid whale]

car

[trim gyro]

she is a fox after all

[solid whale]

pure chicken diet

[dark solstice]

The other part shows the spine and shit

That's what I get trying a googler search of amagi eating chair

[sinful vapor]

missed opportunity of making them plane skins for Shoukaku and Zuikaku

[dark solstice]

Exercise you could kill them instead with them I have lots in common with her, eat a tonne of chicken 🐔🐔😅

[neat matrix]

What happens when someone wins the popularity poll

Do they get a skin

[solid whale]

theoretically it should tell manjuu "hey give this boat more shit" but considering shinano has won 3 popularity polls across the regions not much

still doesn't have an oath skin

[rain valley]

hey anyone remember when North Korea botched that ship launch earlier this year, and there was a shipgirl drawn of it?

[dark solstice]

New skins probably

[late shale]

Very

[dark solstice]

She brought much shame by getting her skin banned

[neat matrix]

Shinano winning popularity poll is crazy

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-shame-ringing-bell-walk-of-shame-gif-13316112511080767236

[solid whale]

surely this year atago will place top 3

[dark solstice]

Yup formi too

Just need Pig to fly now and we all set

[neat matrix]

It’s gonna be New Jersey

[simple otter]

Which Date A Live Collab ships worth using?

And, are they meta or just worse?

[dark solstice]

all worth collecting probs like the collabs are the only thing you cant be sure will run again

use which ever one you like

[sinful vapor]

now you are 125

[dark solstice]

Is she good?

havent had the chance to level her yet

[sinful vapor]

very very stronk

[lament palm]

Nano deserves the win

[dark solstice]

how does she compare to say shinano ?

[solid whale]

also deserves a fucking oath skin

[neat matrix]

A lot of ships deserve a oath skin

[lament palm]

First they have to give oath skins to newer less popular ships

[sinful vapor]

that I do not know

[dark solstice]

oath skin to old sheeps

[neat matrix]

Sirius and Formi deserve one

[sinful vapor]

def better than Haku

[dark solstice]

Just wondered i usuallu level carriers just thos time being lazy and running 3 BB's

[solid whale]

i wouldnt be as mad if musashi didnt get an oath before shinano

[neat matrix]

Roon just got a oath skin somehow

[solid whale]

as much as I like sashi

[dark solstice]

finished getting all the Monitor skills to level 10 this week too now to get 125

[solid whale]

shinano was here first and is also my other favorite ship

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-shinano-azur-lane-gif-4986490939895895177

[solid whale]

[dark solstice]

Did repulse get oath skin yet ? 🙁

Long island too poor girl super old

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/cleveland-noel-azur-lane-cleveland-noel-snow-gif-15882906

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-snow-day-gif-15171375045162308555

[solid whale]

I must

add another atago to the oathed list

hmm

or tosa or choukai

decisions decisions

[keen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-cobb-cob-web-snow-gif-20715891

[wanton pelican]

That one new ship tha looks like her

[solid whale]

oumi?

[sinful vapor]

Takagi

[wanton pelican]

Ya

John

[sinful vapor]

[solid whale]

dont have her at max affin

[jaunty adder]

Dumb Guy

[devout bough]

Goon morning allergen

[sinful vapor]

Infernal

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[pastel oracle]

[silver atlas]

alot of Unzen posts recently

[sinful vapor]

Kaiser

[jaunty adder]

Bimbo Kaiser

[silver atlas]

[sinful vapor]

[solid whale]

crystal tailplug

[sinful vapor]

almost there

[solid whale]

one of the good elves

[devout bough]

I D30ed my Golden Lewd a while ago

[sinful vapor]

Ryuu Lion, Zeven, and Gouden

[sinful vapor]

but do you have this amount?

[devout bough]

i'm at 47 rn

[sinful vapor]

I could had finished Gouden awhile ago too

but why the rush

[devout bough]

idk

i'm not really rushing

i just click research

[keen folio]

gambling through research eyy.

[sinful vapor]

same except I do not spam cube analysis

[keen folio]

you either get many or less.

[devout bough]

same

who even spends cube

[sinful vapor]

cube analysis gives you many regardless

[devout bough]

omg you so real for this bestieeee!!!!!

[sinful vapor]

cube analysis spam does indeed make you finish so much faster

again why the rush

[devout bough]

you can't even decide which boat

[sinful vapor]

but you get a lot of ship prints regardless

the faster you finish, the more you can narrow it down

with face research in the mix

I know some people finished pr8 completely by JP anni

[keen folio]

as always. jp players

[devout bough]

i am not jp player

[keen folio]

jp players always built like crazy.

[devout bough]

there are some ships that i really just don't care enough to get though tbh

pr8 it's Dimitry Donskoi and Meckl

[sinful vapor]

min maxer will get them regardless if they like or not

[trim gyro]

84 more prints and I'll be done with series 8, could have had them done ages ago but it's not like it matters

[sinful vapor]

yup

[devout bough]

i'm basically done with PR8 after i finished Gouden Leeuw

[trim gyro]

will probably only take me another week or two

[sinful vapor]

I was also focusing on getting the rainbow pr8 gun.....getting close to making two

[devout bough]

i got Gouden Leeuw, Kansas, and Cuniberti D30 rn

and honestly i think i'm fine with that

[trim gyro]

still a ways off my second one

[devout bough]

still doing research focused on gear research though

[trim gyro]

I'm up to 31

[sinful vapor]

27/50 for my 2nd

[devout bough]

how do you get gun research so fast

[solid whale]

sorcery

[sinful vapor]

mostly luck from face and rig researching

had a couple of moments 2 popped up in some of my rigs

[keen folio]

ways of magic eyy.

[sinful vapor]

in a span of a day, 5 popped up

that was like my best day ever in rig research

ofc I have had plenty of moments of not getting any for weeks

[weak parrot]

More ships in baseball skins

[keen folio]

microlayer 2 soon™ ||/jk||

[dark solstice]

Knock it outta the park

[solid whale]

we need the mythical pov face sitting skin

[devout bough]

i take rig research all the time

[solid whale]

the world is ready for it

[devout bough]

but barely ever get them

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-cooking-yum-flavorful-pork-gif-13066812

[weak parrot]

Ah yes, holy protection

[dark solstice]

deffo the morning after with a hangover its a revival

Al murray has a good segment on it

[atomic dew]

the pub landlord

[solid whale]

feed bulins to amagi

[dark solstice]

Got it in one

[dark solstice]

the one about global finance was good too

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/kucapalau-gif-354550868306613651

[dark solstice]

John has angered the pigs

hope they dont become organised

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-piglet-happy-pig-happy-gif-11790163727987666887

[wanton pelican]

I grew up with pigs

Man they are messy

They’ll also eat anything you give them

[dark solstice]

Why do they bite each other when injured

just watched one in between loads when contracted in once it was biting the pig that had a massive cyst

[devout bough]

i also grew up with pigs omg bestieeee!!!!!!!!

[wanton pelican]

Nice

[dark solstice]

pig pigs or human pigs

[devout bough]

||long pigs||

[dark solstice]

Wheres all the short pigs

[wanton pelican]

Pig pigs

Cleaning up the pens was “fun”

[devout bough]

my grandparents used to raise pigs in a pen in their yard

[dark solstice]

i could imagine

[outer verge]

oh noes

[dark solstice]

we only had to get rid of the slurry so never in the pens

[wanton pelican]

They always chewed on my boots but the moment I walk towards them they would all run

[devout bough]

So i didn't really have to clean them, i only had to clean myself when i run in there and poke them

[outer verge]

https://tenor.com/view/mon3tr-pat-amiya-gif-9269608107849512035

[dark solstice]

pig and chicken shit deffo smells the worst

[devout bough]

they're so cute

honestly makes me so mad

that some people would abandon pet pigs when they grow big

i mean yeah

[wanton pelican]

We sold them

[devout bough]

they're pigs, a hundred kilo of pure pork n' bone

what did you expect

[wanton pelican]

Yeah

The mom was huge

Like holy

[dark solstice]

Worst i saw was like last year a pig farm where the pig basically cant move or turn

[wanton pelican]

We had to remove the piglets after a few weeks because she’ll lay down on them

[devout bough]

yeah, i know they get sold for meat too, but you know...

childhood pig glossed over that

[dark solstice]

i am sure piggy would prefer you eating it than someone else

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238859470411534336/1440471494088982629/ehhssex.gif

[wanton pelican]

I was never really too attached, I did always have a favorite from the piglets and would primarily feed them first

[devout bough]

same tbh, and i only visit them weekly

[wanton pelican]

I think my favorite and least favorite thing was giving them injections when they were bigger

[devout bough]

and not everyday

[wanton pelican]

We had to get like 3 people to hold them down

Several times they would escape from us and run outside into the town

It was funny watching kids try chasing them

[weak parrot]

I mean it for another reason

[wanton pelican]

But yeah that’s that

[dark solstice]

because tasty

[devout bough]

i don't think i ever saw the pigs escape, but wild boar running down from the mountains into towns and attacking people was a problem in my city

even near central area

[wanton pelican]

Have a crane

[devout bough]

(tiny city)

[keen folio]

ayy lmao

[wanton pelican]

Bores sound scary

[devout bough]

Even like in the early 2010s we still had self defense people with rifles to shoot them on standby near populated areas

[teal girder]

Need a real cosplayer who's gonna do that

[devout bough]

doesn't really happen anymore though

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1311618422995550318/Vanguard-bouncy_1.gif

[dark solstice]

i had bad thoughts

[lusty marsh]

Hi

[devout bough]

hi laner!

[lusty marsh]

Im lane

Date a lane is almost over

[lusty marsh]

Hello pig

[dark solstice]

someone cosplaying as her and punch in stomach lol

[lusty marsh]

How are you

[devout bough]

i'm fine, thank you, and you?

[keen folio]

||bad dirty thoughts = good for the mind||

[lusty marsh]

Im doing good

[keen folio]

hi lane. im dad.

[lusty marsh]

Im probably get off soon tho

[dark solstice]

nah just bad thought because funny in head not so much irl

[keen folio]

imma get the milk. brb.

[lusty marsh]

Thank u for asking too

[devout bough]

i get off to joffre

[lusty marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[devout bough]

[dark solstice]

Dont like huirting peeps irl but in games fair dinkum, hope games arent somehow another universe or the bad karma gonna follow me 😛

[lusty marsh]

[keen folio]

flaming people in games = 100% legit fair play. indeed.

[devout bough]

i don't like to trashtalk people in game

but i do like recieving fan mails in weird languages

[keen folio]

it's always the people being afraid to let everything out onto anyone they see irl.

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/iroiro07-pig-tongue-funny-gif-8062696

[keen folio]

yummy noodles ramen taco pizza football text ayy.

[sinful vapor]

Oh look it is a orc

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna have bad thoughts about you

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-sexy-pig-sexy-fat-bikini-sexy-back-gif-12315959

[dark solstice]

Æz dæ styrdær aivaduarzag dæn

[keen folio]

hahaha.....

beer.

[devout bough]

i like drinking melon juice

[dark solstice]

coconut water

[shut crane]

hon hon hon

[devout bough]

Rare Surcouf art????

[dark solstice]

Ossetic from Ossetia which i never heard of before but wait its not in russia

[keen folio]

[weak parrot]

sex

[nova elm]

I haven't seen her in a looong time

[keen folio]

text typed as beverage eyy.

[waxen slate]

talk about putting lipstick on a pig

[weak parrot]

Ossetian is in Russia

[dark solstice]

between Russia and Georgia

[keen folio]

||vodka||

[weak parrot]

North Ossetian is

But South Ossetian is not

[shut crane]

[devout bough]

no one ever posts Surcouf art

[weak parrot]

But they’re both Iranic languages

[devout bough]

omg Brennus!!!!!!

please be my wife!!!!

[keen folio]

surcouf posts are starting.

now I'd be wondering

has anyone experienced getting her as your first ever sub ?

[waxen slate]

i forgot gen is a mental illness

[dark solstice]

My first sub was.....

[keen folio]

the "....."

indeed.

[dark solstice]

i forget tbh it was so long ago on a dark rainy night in 2020

[rain valley]

she's my only sub

[weak parrot]

sexposting

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-essex-gif-19757876

[keen folio]

brutal fucking-posting ayy.

[silver bear]

Hello

[surreal lagoon]

hmm?

[devout bough]

srutal beggs

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[keen folio]

ayy snow. ||i am another heat entity.||

[dark solstice]

i-168 might have been my oldest

[devout bough]

so does that mean you're in heat

[lusty marsh]

is there a UR sub ever?

[keen folio]

maybe.

[surreal lagoon]

PORKY

[keen folio]

but all i know is.

[dark solstice]

poor girl has been stuck at lvl 70 for years

[devout bough]

hi Snow!

[lusty marsh]

💀

[keen folio]

i am the flames.

[lusty marsh]

Hi snow

[surreal lagoon]

hi hi

[keen folio]

snow lane lmao

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/cleveland-pew-gun-hot-azur-lane-gif-23472383

[surreal lagoon]

cold beats fire

cold beats heat

[devout bough]

[dark solstice]

Get your gems we need to pull

[keen folio]

permafrost the snow?

[surreal lagoon]

mm

[lusty marsh]

True

[lusty marsh]

Yes yes

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-sushi-eating-nap-sleep-time-gif-21010172

[lusty marsh]

Pig is a very good friend

[keen folio]

snow is also a good friend.

[lusty marsh]

snow is best friend like pig

[keen folio]

yes.

[sleek cape]

Hi

Snow is eh to me

[keen folio]

just give her flames and anything hot if you wanna get along with her better.

[surreal lagoon]

shut up insect

[keen folio]

and not anything cold. very ez.

[sleek cape]

I’d like to be friends but the enemy thing must continue

But noo never hear me out

[keen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[sleek cape]

See not even letting me finishing typing

[keen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cube-gif-25240833

[surreal lagoon]

I will eat dinner now

by by

dont melt

[keen folio]

yeah. what being a "female" does to that mofo.

iron males, smh.

[dark solstice]

Tasty asf

[sleek cape]

Wha-

Where’s the

Formi??

Where is she

[keen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-snowmenll-be-gone-one-day-its-rucka-truth-hurts-parody-song-winter-will-eventually-end-the-snow-will-eventually-melt-gif-21784777

[sleek cape]

True..

[keen folio]

that's why these mfs having a body made of metal makes them stupid af. ||/s||

[devout bough]

omg chat i have a problem!

what will i do with all these gold????

[dark solstice]

She in the trailer

[sleek cape]

What type of truck is hauling that sir

[dark solstice]

Tractor

[dark solstice]

No licence for a truck old chap 🙁

[keen folio]

mass crafting gears

jk

[lusty marsh]

U should get a ship

[sleek cape]

I have the RMS Titanic raised and back to service

Is that enough?

[keen folio]

son goku eyy.

[devout bough]

might be a good idea

or at least, upgrading gear

[keen folio]

+10 all

[ember spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100627736579543100/1294720421404344343/pndxn98wqn5c1.gif

600k coins and 400 cubes gets you ur pity

[devout bough]

actually i should limitbreak my girls

[ember spindle]

wait is that why the coin hard cap 600k

[clever gazelle]

[ember spindle]

is it even 600k i might be mixing up ordinary coins and opsi points

[steel bolt]

Amazing skin

[devout bough]

best skin for best girl

[dark solstice]

just your friendly neighbourhood nutcase

[keen folio]

eyyyyyy 🗣️🔥

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/impractical-jokers-murr-james-murray-james-s-murray-nod-gif-26830516

[ember spindle]

:UnzenPat:

[sleek cape]

Epic fail

[next helm]

Give it to america

[devout bough]

eew

[ember spindle]

me when i'm too stingy for nitro

[devout bough]

i'll give it to France

🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷

[keen folio]

lmfao

[sleek cape]

Loser

[keen folio]

a note of advice to those who want oil

[sleek cape]

[next helm]

But america calls France and france gives them the gold

[sleek cape]

This is America we get all the oil we desire

[devout bough]

no

[keen folio]

||steal them from saudi arabia.||

[sleek cape]

[devout bough]

France will use it to build the Nuclear Spaceship Waifu

[clever gazelle]

What if I gave it to the Germans instead

[next helm]

But america will help france to build one if the gold was given to them

[sleek cape]

Then we will take your spee

Make sure you never see her alive and breathing again

[dark solstice]

sadge got all but origami

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/marley-kkt-throwing-laptop-slow-internet-rage-quit-gif-25030168

[next helm]

Then the germany goes for round 2

[clever gazelle]

Round 2?

I thought azur lane was round 2

[sleek cape]

Pretty sure it’s round 3

But uh

Yeah you’re doing amazing denden!!

[next helm]

Is actually round 100,000

sorry

wrong calculation

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1441936238625034250/France80s.mp4?ex=69302185&is=692ed005&hm=82a9ffd7ff99299850cea5bdf9243fbe1dd7665fdc2e6ce616622e377a3bec4f&

France mog

[dark solstice]

What car is that ?

Peugeot/Citroen tho a legend

[weak parrot]

Your Mogadoordash order is arriving

[lusty marsh]

Its on the lane

[next helm]

Alternative universe where america is the only superpower country in the world and the word communist doesn't exist in this world

[lusty marsh]

Hmm that sounds familiar

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006634639189880873/1444660950803152977/love_nikitin.gif

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/stalin-camp-gulag-ussr-sfsr-gif-11375769938799485374

[sinful vapor]

Concord

[sleek cape]

Banned

[next helm]

And in this alternative universe uss Enterprise cv-6 didn't scrap and continue her lifetime until in modern day with her being a practice ship for new modern jet which she was add some powerful catapult for jet planes safety launch even her small flight deck

With the new uss Enterprise cvn 65 also set sail with her

[sleek cape]

I doubt they’d do anything with that enty

Besides more efforts to make her a museum

I don’t see her being reactivated

[next helm]

Yup she now a museum in this alternative world

I guess enterprise got her good ending

but still lost her two sisters ship during ww2

[lusty marsh]

Whos that

[sleek cape]

Hornet II and Yorktown II

I’d say Naur

[oblique dove]

Concord

[lusty marsh]

Thanks

Also how are you

Sorry for not talking for a while

[oblique dove]

Your welcome

[oblique dove]

Busy day...yeah

[next helm]

gives her a coin

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

She starts playing the most diabolical song

[grand lodge]

[rain valley]

Formi augment?

[grand lodge]

Must be heavy

[sleek cape]

@dark solstice wake up

Now

[sinful vapor]

Noshi augment

https://tenor.com/view/indy-gif-12017410575510685857

[dark solstice]

What happened ?

Was eating and reading

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

NOSHI AUGUMENT

[sleek cape]

Formi aug

[dark solstice]

Is there?

[sinful vapor]

man 63k coins....manjuu really want to coin sink

[pastel oracle]

Noshiro augment but no Agano augment

[next helm]

What she opening her mouth like that

[surreal lagoon]

lol

[sleek cape]

Yes

[hearty salmon]

Noshi argument : she got tongue

Anyways

Morbin

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/noshiro-azur-lane-drool-gif-18014716

[dark solstice]

Nice

[hearty salmon]

Boy do I love an early morning drive

Cold ass air

[next helm]

Is she teasing us?

[hearty salmon]

Cools the engine and lets me go nuts

[sleek cape]

Stop playing like you in a fast car

[rain valley]

oh god I forgot noshiro was in the dorm

[surreal lagoon]

mmm

[hearty salmon]

This is the same kind of mofo that goes “SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME” 10 yrs later

[rain valley]

I should go visit NJ's dorm again

[hearty salmon]

Its got 101 hp

[dark solstice]

Also happens at night engine gets a few extra horses in the old stable

[hearty salmon]

It aint fast

But its light

[next helm]

Not The feet damm it

[sleek cape]

Slow

I have 400hp

[hearty salmon]

0.1 power to weight ratio

[keen folio]

i thought formi augment would look like a literal quasar

[sleek cape]

Nuh uh uh pipe down

[keen folio]

[sleek cape]

No weight ratio here

Your getting gapped

[hearty salmon]

Yes ratio

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-u556-formidable-sorry-not-sorry-sorry-gif-20386140

[hearty salmon]

Not in traffic

[next helm]

Now I'm the new one who holds the record :]

[hearty salmon]

I learnt from some racers how to get jiggy

[sleek cape]

In interstate traffic they leaving you behind

💔💔

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/formidable-azur-lane-anime-gif-9722763699631920930

[hearty salmon]

THE SALIVAAAAAAA

[late shale]

Hmm

[hearty salmon]

UWOGHHHHHHH

[dark solstice]

Most fun car I ever had was a 1.1 Citroen saxo east coast, revving the Chops out of it to get any speed at all

[hearty salmon]

I do best in corners and cutting it up

[keen folio]

snow 2. 2. act 2. season 2. episode 2. cutscene 2. character 2. frame 2.

[rain valley]

I'm really curious what Formi's augment will actually do
uncouple from the purple plane req?

[sleek cape]

The sounds this skin makes would get me executed in public

[dark solstice]

Beat a 1.4 my sister driving by doing a bit of hedge trimming with the car

[hearty salmon]

That one spin cracked my screen protector

Tell her to not make sudden movements

[sleek cape]

I love driving v8

[hearty salmon]

She’s gonna cause a tsunami

[sleek cape]

Smiles per gallon

[late shale]

3rd Corps could not handle the onslaught and began to break

[hearty salmon]

I love 21.1km/L

[next helm]

Yo is very rare in a alternative universe where Russia is a NATO member lol

[hearty salmon]

One day I can afford a type r

[sleek cape]

Somewhere in another universe sure

[dark solstice]

Never s V8 but have a big 6 cylinder of course 32mph flat out

[hearty salmon]

For now my lil 1.5L hatchback will do

[keen folio]

like. hard r?

[rain valley]

why would Russia be a NATO member?
NATO exists to fuck with Russia
that's article 2, only behind kick Putin in the nuts

[keen folio]

||jk||

[sleek cape]

No have a big v8

Get cobra

[hearty salmon]

No you dirty minded ponko

[sleek cape]

Or corvette

[next helm]

Then in this alternative universe is a twist america is now the enemy

against NATO

[rain valley]

America is the enemy

[hearty salmon]

Civic type r

[sleek cape]

Wrap this shit up

[dark solstice]

Not for me, would be fun to do donuts I guess

[sleek cape]

How would you know

[keen folio]

im fr dirty minded ||down to my balls|| eyy.

[sleek cape]

Have you tried a nice sports car

[lavish oracle]

[dark solstice]

Only a Ferrari as a passenger

[lavish oracle]

the game

[keen folio]

triple h 🗣️🔥

[sleek cape]

Hi femboy

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[keen folio]

batman fembot

[lavish oracle]

[dark solstice]

Rental of course but not for me

[lavish oracle]

wtf

[sleek cape]

Then you should like v12 or v10

Right

RIGHT

[surreal lagoon]

sup batman femboy

[late shale]

Hmm

[lavish oracle]

wtf

[keen folio]

mayor of the secret hideout eyy.

[sinful vapor]

Batman

[dark solstice]

Biggest engine I drive is always on tractors matey, all my cars are just to get from A to B and try not to take the sump out of it up lanes

[keen folio]

so fucking based, bruh.

[sleek cape]

😔 he’s missing the peak v8 experience

[dark solstice]

Not missing anything

Bar my first car so much fun

[sleek cape]

Your missing it all

The sound

The speed

The revving

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-tongue-flight-flight-reacts-excited-gif-17057509

[dark solstice]

Tractor has nice sound with straight through exhaust

[devout bough]

Joffre makes nice sounds with me at night

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[keen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-gif-16944752780895267751

[lavish oracle]

based on what?

[sleek cape]

Pig we are talking about cars

[dark solstice]

Gets an annoying as hell tho after the first few hours

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-what-gif-26449775

[sleek cape]

How

[dark solstice]

Drove my car without an exhaust for a week that was fun being vibrated to bits

[sleek cape]

Same noise most the time?

[sleek cape]

Is that Yorky II?

Cause I know snow isn’t posting American girls

[surreal lagoon]

hey I like all girls

[dark solstice]

Nah plenty of gears to feed it but just loud starts to go for the head

[surreal lagoon]

I dont discriminate

[dark solstice]

Old age probably

[sleek cape]

I believe you

[surreal lagoon]

mhmm

[rain valley]

Sakura girls have too many functioning kneecaps
remove them

[surreal lagoon]

shut up bitch

that a u problem

[sleek cape]

Speak English snow

[surreal lagoon]

we not gonna talk about how most french ships are mid expect a few

[dark solstice]

Is discord bugging or my phone

[wanton pelican]

Snow do you ever speak English

[surreal lagoon]

english me 3rd language

[weak parrot]

English isn’t a real language

[dark solstice]

Snow language is hmm

[keen folio]

he speaks minecraft npc i bet.

[sleek cape]

I live in America

So uh

Ima call it one

[weak parrot]

So do I

[dark solstice]

Hmm mhmm mmmhm

[rain valley]

wait fr? what're your first 2?

[weak parrot]

but the stuff spoken here

Hardly passes as language

[surreal lagoon]

japanese and chinese

[sleek cape]

But-

Fair point

[weak parrot]

Hush

see

[sleek cape]

😔

[dark solstice]

I see said the blind man

[surreal lagoon]

umm

[weak parrot]

Good boy

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[sleek cape]

Being investigated by the mods

O no

[rain valley]

ngl, that's genuinely impressive

[keen folio]

called it.

[wanton pelican]

Wait till I get to you

In fact

[keen folio]

minecraft npc ahh momentos. indeed.

[wanton pelican]

We are skipping snow

[sleek cape]

wait wait wait wait wait

[dark solstice]

Snow and the other dude are both snow talkers

[surreal lagoon]

yay:9

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-dream-gif-17547472230637326404

[weak parrot]

Meanwhile my other two languages are Mandarin Chinese and Hokkien

[surreal lagoon]

TAKE THAT INSECT

[weak parrot]

and a bit of Japanese

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

nice

[wanton pelican]

Care to explain

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-time-rabbit-gif-9497165517404307883

[dark solstice]

Guy likes LeBron

[sleek cape]

LeBron is my goat

Do I need to explain?

[weak parrot]

the beauty of being from the Japanese island of Taiwan

[dark solstice]

Essex with LeBron james body ?

[keen folio]

sunshine man eyy.

[weak parrot]

Anyway

Lebron is distasteful

[dark solstice]

Sunshine ? It's damp dark and I am afraid of the shadows

[surreal lagoon]

gahem

[keen folio]

i was referring to that lebron sunshine meme tho.

[sleek cape]

Why are we searching me rn

[surreal lagoon]

what is this?

[weak parrot]

Coq au vin

[surreal lagoon]

its fun

[weak parrot]

[dark solstice]

Never heard of it news to me, will look up

[sleek cape]

I can’t even look at it

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-stop-time-happy-new-year2021-peter-strasser-gif-19774012

[sleek cape]

It must be so old

[weak parrot]

War is fun, until it isn’t

[keen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-sunshine-lebron-james-sunshine-sunshine-lebron-you-are-my-sunshine-you-are-my-sunshine-gif-509896211431970290

[dark solstice]

My eyes 👀

[surreal lagoon]

damnnn

[lavish oracle]

lowkey

[sleek cape]

I got nothing but outrageous things

[weak parrot]

imagine

[dark solstice]

I think you should do something about him he is out of control

[weak parrot]

it’s okay, I say worse things

[wanton pelican]

Mayor of shenzhen femboy centre

[surreal lagoon]

I agree

[lavish oracle]

[sleek cape]

Shut it femboy

[lavish oracle]

wtf

[lavish oracle]

[keen folio]

welcome back, mayor of the secret femboy hideout center.

[lavish oracle]

wtf

[weak parrot]

I pride myself in my unhingedness

[sleek cape]

At least I don’t like lolis

[surreal lagoon]

I am innocent

u all have dirt

I dont

[sleek cape]

I might say outrageous things

[dark solstice]

But you are the most hinged person here

[surreal lagoon]

mommy

[sleek cape]

But I have never once enjoyed a loli

And I stand on that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099083902460641330/1322876667718537257/ezgif-7-5875e47d1e.gif

[weak parrot]

I’m gonna hinge you

[keen folio]

grandmas.

[keen folio]

||mikasa||

[dark solstice]

Ty make them sturdy

[weak parrot]

||no fucking swearing guys||

[clever sierra]

[surreal lagoon]

so?

[dark solstice]

Loli's for wholesomeness and speed

[surreal lagoon]

thats nothing

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/citlali-genshin-selfie-trailer-cute-gif-9728680825452941637

[rain valley]

oh this, I guess I did block him for being a lolicon

[weak parrot]

Up on the housetop plap plap plap

[sleek cape]

That’s some dirt if you ask me

[surreal lagoon]

COOKIE

thats nothing

[clever sierra]

cute hag

[surreal lagoon]

@sleek cape sp what is this

[sleek cape]

Aight bro just execute me WHY did I say this shit

[keen folio]

🫴🌮

[weak parrot]

Mutsuki META when

[clever sierra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/940797091456888842.gif

[clever sierra]

[weak parrot]

I too enjoy female women

[clever sierra]

[wanton pelican]

It’s just the one message lol

Other then that everything they’ve said about lolis is them not liking them

[keen folio]

never knew there's a sus among us

[dark solstice]

Is liking using destroyers a lolicon ?

[clever sierra]

[rain valley]

I had him ignored, and most people I have on ignore are either 'game too lewd' whiners or lolicons
so must've said more sus stuff about child ships

[sleek cape]

Oh yeah I say I appreciate some lolis but I do not want an Iowa

[weak parrot]

Appreciating lolis is different from enjoying them

[sleek cape]

Okay no the fuck I didn’t

Check what I said

[dark solstice]

True

[rain valley]

just without using the word loli ig

[grand lodge]

[sleek cape]

I will not tolerate being called a pedo

Come on bro💔

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

[weak parrot]

Anyway, who wants to engage in aerial warfare?

[dark solstice]

I prefer using dd's and cl's, no time for chunky ships that slow

[rain valley]

so there's your answer @surreal lagoon

[weak parrot]

I’ll torpedo your cargo hold

[keen folio]

i love thicc mother ships. yes.

[clever sierra]

Torpedos go brrrrr

[wanton pelican]

Kashino?

The cargo ship

[sleek cape]

Outrageous day for me

[surreal lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1282523011680964670/essex-azur-lane.gif

[wanton pelican]

Or what are they classified as again

[dark solstice]

Is there another cargo ship?

[wanton pelican]

There’s a few

[weak parrot]

Munition ships

[wanton pelican]

Oh munition ships

[weak parrot]

they carry munitions

[wanton pelican]

Close enough

[devout bough]

plap

[dark solstice]

Gonna try a fleet of seaplane tenders and all the odd stuff

[wanton pelican]

Bad

[sleek cape]

And they say Shakespeare is dead

[keen folio]

bre||a||st.

[surreal lagoon]

plap

[wanton pelican]

[weak parrot]

So when are we getting submersible aircraft carrier monitors

[dark solstice]

Hell yea

Or this event though the layout don't matter in-game

Or this event though the layout don't matter in-game

[weak parrot]

launch some planes off a comically large catapult fitted on the deck of a monitor

[dark solstice]

Monitor with 2 main guns please

[weak parrot]

and the monitor can be submerged

and then resurface

[sleek cape]

I don’t carry AL stuff

[late shale]

Hmm

[devout bough]

can the rear turret even fully turn

looks like it would be blocked

[keen folio]

@surreal lagoon, your fellow snow.

[dark solstice]

Need environmentally friendly armaments

[sleek cape]

Holy low quality

[dark solstice]

Think it was locked

[keen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/high-quality-high-resolution-4k-144p-ultra-hd-gif-21054057

[dark solstice]

Just turn the monitor with cables

[surreal lagoon]

hmm