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my turtle is called yuki
The tales of my family’s pet hamsters terrify me.
one of my uncles have a pair of parrots
and my fish are called Hana 1-10
To be fair, people think cats are resilient, can eat anything, can go anywhere unsupervised. Bro, my cats have been more expensive than any dog
So many vet visits
fish clones
I cant keep track
one of my cars visits the vet like every month
the other is fine
Couldn't find the farm cat just my neighbors cat which visits an odd time
my cats are pretty resilient
cute
but theyre both strays we took in from outside
That cats we had in the past were also resilient
yeah
my fish have dwindled in numbers
i'd imagine my first cat wouldn't survive being a stray
But like I’m also deathly allergic to them so it wasn’t fun for me.
hana #1 is the only original one left
one of em she was out a few years before we got her, her fat ass is now like 15 lbs and can still catch bunnies

Feesh
4/5 my cats were either kittens found on the street, or were just strays that found me as adults. They show up with all kinds of issues, urinary obstruction, digestive issues, allergies, infections
If you like floof my grans old cat would have been perfect it was ginormous and a big floof ball
holy
FAT TTTTTT
my cats were all "neighbor's friend's cat had a litter of kitten and looked for people to give away to"
then you spend your soul fixing them
OOP TSUKI IS CALLING
WIDE LOAD
BYE
Remind me of the videos on YouTube I watch sometimes of a person nursing strays back to health was wholesome
discord taking forever to send image
I give her many headpats
One of the cats I adopted had kittens for a second time, and we gave those to friends, it's not worth it, people don't take care of them
Wait that was the tiny one you had ?
my turtle the size of my hand
Somebody is eating well lol
yeah i joke that she eats her kills and then comes in straight to the kibble
all I know is that he has a red neck
That would be my fear giving away stuff but at least you try
EWWWWW
i want to take a piss
but i only have the heater on in my bedroom
Usually, I just spay a cat when I get them. But she had been living in the garden before officially adopting her
and it's cold outside
It's best to have them spayed asap
good
As long as she eats the mice and doesn't bring a live open home to show you 
Pretty sure that same cat has hormonal issues because of giving birth too many times now, she's always fat
Tests came negative tho, so who knows
they want to breed with each other
Maybe just eating well
No, bad snow
YES
I measure her portions, she eats twice a day
You let her out ?
shes been eating stuff
She doesn't
they've been sharing the spoils of war
Ahh was thinking maybe a neighbour was feeding her as well
FRY IT AND EAT IT
that's what they want you to think
Just realised they gave us enough DAL characters for a fleet
My room has snakes because of them
My grans cat deffo was being fed he was a big chunky tomcat
my cars are bestie with eachother, i'm honestly so glad because i didn't know if it was going to work out when i adopted my 2nd car
Did someone say tomcat?
HEY
He more or less ran wild but always come back for food
HOT BOI IS GOOD
The strange part is that, one other cat I know hunts, I put him on a diet, and he lost weight
But she doesn't
HE STRONG TOO
I think she's just, tired, old and gave birth too many times
what do u do when car gets too old
for a week though, my older car was really curious and wanted to get close, but the little one kept being afraid and hiss
Okay Mav
but then they got along very well
Nothing really, they just do what they want and I make sure to feed them and get them in by 5pm
They still jump and live normally
Take it to the scrap yard 
Just with less energy
CAR HAS A CURFEW
If you don't get them in by then, they go out to explore
And you don't want them out at night
they get into gang fights with the homeless cars
the home cars versus the homeless cars
I also live in the woods, so they have a lot of land to explore without leaving the property
In a residential area, cats should never go out
Not unsupervised
my cats are 100% apartment cats
i only take them out when they're like on my body
My grans was in one luckily nothing bad happened, I do know of cats being shot with pellet guns and stuff
Yeah, can't be careful enough with that
You can always leash them and take them out for walks
They learn
My uncles doggy is dying.
shes been getting really really sick
i do have a leash for them but i rarely use the leash, my cars are quite alright with being carried by me all the time when outside
I hope he gets better then
That's why I can't have another pet, dying sucks 😞
Altho, past a certain age, it gets harder and harder
It depends on the cat yeah. I have one that is so attached to me she can be outside on my shoulders
But others that I know will just go their ways
my paternal grandparents used to have an Orange
Morning.
she passed away a few years ago
I murdered fish as a child by accident
After I lost my dog I didn't really want more animals tbh, but the cats just appeared
Do not stir the water in the bowl
It's so annoying too, because they all have so many weird issues that makes it hard to give them to someone else. One of them has separation anxiety and will literally die if I'm not with her
Couldn't not take her in
Damn how does she get on when you at work?
I work from home now
Ahh
Before, she would just stay beneath my bed
hmm
She's gotten better thankfully, but, I think she was the only survivor of her litter, and the mom overprotected her
So when the mom told her to leave, she was heartbroken
Maybe she lost her previous owner ? Or abandoned you said she was a stray?
The story is, we found her and her mom in the garden
The mom would be overprotective, really overprotective
And at some point, mom instinct wears off
So the mom told her to fuck off
When that happened, the kitten would cry and just, hide from everything and everyone
She actually just replaced her mom with me
Did you ever see the mom again ?
Yeah, adopted her too
Oh fair play
Neither of them cares for each other tho
man.

That's her
Insane that not just humans can go through family issues
I have like, the whole family actually
Her, the mom and the dad
They just, all refused to go after a certain point
Dad bullies her tho
So that's another issue
It was strange to say the least, I don't think I've never seen a cat so dependant
The other one I got as a kitten from the street is very dependant, but not to the point where she's afraid of everyone but me
That's why the mom was overprotective
But in turn, the kitten grew separation anxiety
I have two cats
Do they get along?
No
Yeah, that's the real issue
One is 10 years older than the other
I mean they don’t get along, but they also don’t NOT get along
Ah, that means the older one wants peace, younger one wants to play
Their energy levels won't match
The older one doesn’t like the little one getting too close
my cats are 5 years apart but they're besties.
Play together all the time
both sleep with me under my blanket
My older one chases the younger one sometimes
yeah my fatass is super chill and my younger cat has too much energy
5 years is still fine usually, but if you put a 1 year old with a 7-10 year old cat, chances are, the old cat will be annoyed
the older one always groom the smoll one
and i have 2 cats sitting outside my toilet staring at me when i take a shit at night
But the older one is a fatass so she looks like a bear when she runs
the goober in question
I'm scared of letting my cats get too fat now, never liked it, but since one of them got megacolon, I have to make sure they can pass it all
Dumbasses don't drink enough water either
LoL and they either play with the water or don't drink yeah
my cats will drink out of anything even though the water bowl i set out for them is literally right there
and they prefer to either drink from the faucet of the tubs
puddle in the bathroom? licc
some water dripping in the sink? licc
One of my cats, the annoying young one. She will spill over the water if I don't pay her attention when she wants it
She also bites my toes
If my toes are covered she bites my legs
Covered? She bites my ass
the grey one to get my attention will do one of 3 things
my paternal grandparent's Orange was like that
and she was raised by pensioneers with nothing better to do than to give her attention
Should insect call Color mommy
3
4
1
yes
or maybe that's why
1 meow like he wants me to let him out of my room
2 jump on the top of desk and break my space marines
3 jump on my desk or kitchen counter and headbutt my face

W
My brother jokes she has orange as one of her 3 colors and that's why
both my current cars are white
She was all bones when I found her
oh bebe
Tail so fluffy now you wouldn't recognize her
She's prettier than what she has any right to be
still no yamato?
i see.
Ask again in 2 years and the answer might be yes
xD
laners eos in 2 years
if I am still alive, sure xD
I'm saying that cuz 10th anni is likely when they will release Yamato
They'll release Yamatos cousin ship that never got released and only recently got found at the remains of a German underground shelter as a paper ship
AL is near to a decade eh o.o
Nooo
AL will finally EOS?
Why are you not feeding @jaunty adder
Arise
He slapped me

Manjuu Lil Malin when
Penguins
Their were 4 yams planned iirc
loli? no we infant ship now
theirs that one DE ship that looks like pre schooler
Little Le Malin would be amazing
They need to at very least bring Bache, Hamman or Le malin oath skin next CN anniversary
Next week we get new augments
May god smite this user
I wonder if they will finally bring PR 2 Augments, hopefully Kitakaze
Odin Fumo is cute
Azuma and FdG are DR sorry for ya but i dont think their augment will come before PR3 is nearly done
Would be nice if Odin got an oath skin
They will likely do PR 2 > PR 3 > DR 2 > PR 4 > DR 3 augment order
Azuma augment will fix her legs so she dont need the wheelchair anymore
RAAAAA
boggla
albbog

death to Funko
Hi infernal

Beware, Adolf kitler is here
Waif
Smart creature eats free food
me with the DaL skins lmfao
been eating ham for 3 days now im sick of it lol
Birb and anvil seem to get along often. That lucky little manjuu

Speaking of Taihou, that Nelson?
I think that manjuu is crying and uncomfortable
Hello humans
Hi venus
E
lmao

Hell nah
Halloooooo
How is everyone?

Sleepy
Kurumi with that position be like 🍑 

hmm
her bewbs got drastically "enhanced" tho
but yeah
still
if I were there
I'm gonna
||hey, its that USS guy, call Snow and you should kiss
||
🖐️ 🍑
That's just me, don't know what I'm spewing...

Nose ring.....
Torpedo bulge😭
Invisagal from dispatch
💤
slowly building SKK's quarters from the De Zeven story
because... idk, I can? 
awesome 
Still dont understand the point of the 460 to this day
Why the yamato gun
Rip Mayuri
There isn't a lot of equipment.
It must be used first.
in-game or irl?
in-game or irl?
Both but Im talking about in game
No skill specifically requires it
And it has like 30s cd
well in-game, it was one of the best against heavy armour and still can be used to desync a BB's fire rate in auto
and irl, just to do it - build the biggest BB gun ever, ideally scare the enemy and force them to spend a ridiculous amount of time and resources on countering it
Thats a neat build 
thanks! having fun with it
Desync by... 7 seconds?
Hi everyone
large ye
that looks cool
or more, or less
anti-heavy will often use the NJ or now the Mecklenberg gun, which are just over 20
so if say, you've got one of the faster guns on Lion and you want her to fire first to debuff the enemy
then the Yamato gun comes in after
By the time the yamato shoots any temp buff is long gone, and the perma buff dont need the sync anyway. I'll just slap champagne on everyone and use the fire control to let the buff shoot first instead
it'll depend on the ship and what you're going for / trying to time
but that's generally the use case
speaking of Champagne, could also throw it on her or another backliner that has a fast RLD, so you've firing big-ass shells way faster than every 30sec
Soon...
If you want to shoot and finish the fight asap Im pretty sure there are more specialized gun than the 460 but I can see it
Just that Ive never seen anyone put that gun on any ship/team
it rarer nowadays, with the NJ and and Meck guns
Musashi back in my day use the 410 even in heavy content
I don't use it for anything either, but yeah that's the general idea for ever using it - timing
I’m gonna touch you
Do it
I cant wait to hear if cn likes or dislikes the new i-13 skin
oh yeahhh I just unlocked auto combat
now I can finally play this auto battler the way it was supposed to be played
Cool
@timber timber it works like a dream! thank you much!
Origamiiiiii after 400 pulls 
still searching for her
Thank you @dark solstice 
Just wait for 4 more days until the event ends
Good luck
For what ?
cool design
not worth spending 400 cubes on
I hope u can get ur next with 400 pulls too
well if you like her to death anything is worth it

Next one will be faster 
UR in 400 pulls? weak
people get UR in 10 pulls vro
But it's event bro, I lose hololive and I'm still here waiting
Your rng always balances out

why does it matter
hololive isn't rerunning soon either
more like never than soon
what does it have to do with my comment
Cuz it's limited and I like date a live

yeah and I only said the design is cool
Sure
I agree with u
hiatus
yeah that's what I love to hear
I think I have been punished enough I was trying to sleep
in how many pulls do you usually get a UR
I lowkey thought that towel on the floor was some sort of fluid for a second
oh so you basically pity
no i mean in how many pulls do YOU get an UR
Okok I'm sorry u can go to sleep, however I hope u can experience my pain to 
200 guaranteed but you could get it in one pull in theory
Guys... How to save oil... I used up 150K oil in 3 days to grind...
what about you? thats what I'm asking
and you're just saying majority
money
?
??
Last time I got a UR in my first 10 pull
nice same with me
150K oil in 3 days ain't sustainable...
So many dead goats 
how about you go outside and sleep
some times I get UR in less than 30 pulls
Whale harder
sometimes a bit over 30
150k oil in 3 days is like all nighters and not touching grass 
Or win the lottery and use it all on maintaining oil
but the worst event for me would have to be raffaelo and Bismarck zwei rerun
Spend money on the game right now
You need it
hnnn, just retroed z21. Should I spend the extra gold plans for the extra skill? she's a dd so I'LL NEED IT. But does the fp boost add it up?
make it worth I mean
Nawww
you mean z23?
I am grinding vanguard XP and event same time... I got 200K vanguard XP already
no the other one, but I guess her as well
Ain't enough for Agir : 😭
the common? cause that's what I see when I search up z21
so just don't grind
Still have 600 K more XP to grind 🙁
oh shit
sorry I misseplled it

leme look her up real quick
..
bruh
its z1
I fucking put a 2 in there for some reaosn
I mean what're you using z1 for. I lowkey just forget most elites have skills and throw them in 12-1 until they hit 120 for the tech points and then bounce
if they waifu I max their skills
Mostly for tech points
I'm trying to get the dd's to level 70 for now cause mlb
and they are cheaper on my oil
first dds then ca or cls
I mean I have 1000 exp books so I just level 90 the ships, put good gear on them, throw them in 12-1 until 120, toss them out
never really pay attention to their skills
did you not do the handbook missions?
no i did
it's just every time I get a dupe of a ship I use it so I can mlb it fast
apparently i'm not supposed to do that
I mean idk I remember AL giving us a shit ton of exp books somewhere
like 400 of them or something
I spend stuff too fast
that’s on me I guess
like the overcap exp you get from like unicorn or perseus when you do your mob fleet to level ships would regenerate the exp books you've spent on ships to get to level 90 usually
I see
clean up my life while you're at it. Hit the little reset button. I'm trynna be a kid again
reincarnate as one of my people
damn I was gonna say good at least I don't gotta think anymore I'll just exist on the side of the road until I eventually fade out of existence and return to earth 
Le Penguin
that would be nice ngl penguins are cute
Clean up my pp after playing too much AL


honestly I feel that whenever I interact with lion's swimsuit skin
What is the context
Essex is sick of the cat's shit
Fair enough
baseball fan
i wouldn't do that to a cat instead i use spray bottle

BAD KITTY
Essex would not do that
is all kitty bad
glad to know
I reacted the same way……

Oh
had a cat that did that, loved him still
essex eating essex spotted
a
sorry to hear..
thanks
surprised he lived long tho
very long
he was old
how old

i'm talking about kotori

Didn't spend enough cubes to unlock more server members
Oh my back
MY BACK
1 hour of nonstop highway driving
God my back
SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME BOOBIES
Oh poor ol me
its ogey we can scrap the staffs, admins, and mods


best I can do is 2x 
Worth less than the worthless Ajax
?
This is nice
glowow'nt

new jersey

finally a brother
Wow you turn to NJ to new essex
"new jersy"instead of "New Jersey"

Is Azur Lane pay 2 win?
ayy.
Yeah that how NJ she will reacted be like
Azur Lane is Pay for skin XD
Azur lane is pay for cube
100%

XD
Nani?


one of the things that makes AL better than other gachas
is that you don't need to pay for pulls
Woa sirens
150K oil gone in 3 days 😭
damn. someone doing both opsi and coalition collab eyy.
h-... how?
Sometime i see siren but she is too thick
Sovetsky Soyuz, I miss her, I need her to complete the URs she is the only one who has evaded me
Bro hasn’t slept for those three days ong
Grinding for Agir
and agir farming only ?
did the US come and steal your oil or something??
boob
ies
Grinding XP and event same time
Why didn’t you just hit the 60k points first and then grind xp?
||chicken|||| named|||| boob:||
Yea 50k sounds kinda off
Dumb ig

Me dumb dum
Did you spend some oil on dorm food too?
what's your shipgirl affinity for those ships?
zero??
Only like 20-50K
Bro actually ignored affinity 
My 100K just gone
Oh okay so really it’s 100k
But still that’s a lot of oil
zero affinity akagi, RUN AWAY

Grinding like this is not sustainable
I really wanna know the affinity of your ships you were using
to spend 50k oil on sector 6 coalition event alone means you can get ~95k event points. ||maybe.|| 
They all above 50
I keep doing the lv 100 on event
Ehhhhh?
Oh I did use a lot of oil for siren operation

bro you killed your ships
release them from their suffering
You just throw them on the bench for ages while you load up another fleet or something? Or did you do the 8h commissions
Like at most you wait for the affinity to come back up
and that gif does not work
Cuz apparently it doesn't affect my ship
Probably wasted my fuel on siren
💀

Hmm
chat. this guy right here. react
to him.
At most you waste 4k oil on siren to get the easy clear but using oil in siren for more AP? That’s cooked
I need those materials to do the build quesr
hello ||not|| snow.

looking for Japanese colonists
The thigh stocking interaction on Bismarck’s Christmas skin feels more cooked than this. Swear to god it doesn’t work half the time
MAJA Make America Japan Again
XD
explains why it is now a dead link. ||or smth.||
My fleet XD
They drink oil like beer XD
L3D boobs
The dreaded 404 error popped up
Yeah agir is flat
I race competitively
Error 404: boobs not found
I am a competitive racist-
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
||error 404 revoked. the big tits have returned.||
Hindenburg
big.
I think you need this
When it drops on your face...
Sus
26 days left b4 i call taiHOE a christmas tree.
There’s a boob version of that that AL sold awhile back but I can’t find it
||taiHOE HOE MERRY CHRISTMAS EYY.||
Tell that to AL cause that was an actual product
And next Albacore appear behide at taihou because taihou she is afraid of Albacore
But why

Cause we love ass and boobs 
All I want is Eugen and Bismarck figurines
Wdym it’s a phone stand
I want to play with them like dolls
Think of it like a pop socket
Wine and WHAT
❓


France’s famous dish
What is wrong
Coq au vin (cock with wine)
I’m gonna touch you
No
yo can you send more of these reaction gifs, theyre too funny 😂
||pro tip: on mobile, hold message and press copy text to send the same thing yourself.||||
||
you can dm to me if you dont wanna openly send here
What's everyone up too
We all want to send openly bro
Instructions unclear I got the same text and it's not sending
||skill|||| issue||||, brotha.||
Fox mating season?
ITS 30TH HERE
Stupid ships
yah. they are the one reason why
s are more than 100% f2p.
and they dont deserve to be bought via gems or real money 
Hope they add 10 more skins for her

ohhh biscuit!
Sauce?
necomilk on pixiv
google lens is getting better and thats slowly scaring me
Oh uh this is bad Shikikan Run!
dinner time but no biscuit or sauce
Inffea she hear it for mile away in nod krai
thankfully, I have one legit reason why everyone should never trust these clankers anyway.
reasons why never trust the AI:
is this data from 2020?
Cheshite officially sucks nowadays giving to the fact we already have Guam and Gouden Lewd for AA.
its from Google AI apparently.
and also yes. late 2020 data.
which is outdated and ass.
Google AI if they can power ai gf like 2B:
lil ches too?
What if AI be giving us false info intentionally so we fail... We believe it's dumb while it's sentient and prepare to overthrow mankind?
Questionis
not just them, also Shimanto too
why the fuck are they using AI rather than the Wiki and Help Guides that are more accurate
sanshiki would be meta
Shimanto was my W15 carry.
Cleo decent or good?
the John, hola
the Kelp, hello
Good but not great
the Kelp, the John. hola, mi amigos.
Holy, he’s just like Seattle!!!!
De Zeven is stupidly good for w15


she can equip two AA guns at the same time, right ?
Seattle augment one day 
Frfr
Yes
Know who else can equip two AA guns?
Curfew and uhhh Carsola(?).
Whatever her sister’s name is
and Seattle.
And, of course, Seattle.
Seattle AA is shit
Heck you
lmfao
oh wow he's right
yea when you mlb De Zeven, you pretty much unlock the 2nd AA gun slot
what.
She is a dps girl
I got summoned

only good thing about her is to tank 
which isnt even enough for w15.
De Zeven with double sext AA 

Cheshire AA is a fuck ton better then Seattle
but that doesn't mean it can beat Guam and Gouden Lewd AA.

yes.
Seattle > Chesh in waifu battle 
So true bestie
mi amigo.
so true.
bakery.
when the mods show up, it's gonna be really funny

Agroo
better enjoy while this moment lasts eyy. 
Whats happening
this moment will be 1984'd
someone do a funny and ping
||tiananmen square|||| on June 4 1989|||| eyy.||
The circle of doom 💔
Lane

the joe.
Goon lane
licc
AHHH HELL NAW BROTHA
NOT AGAIN

is she now the strongest collab ship?
nah, that's

Tohka is just drake ++
Then Kaguya and Yuzuru unit strong w Oumi
Kurumi is just basically the collab ship that makes Rodney META look like a common rarity ship.
Like she has 20% more damage then drake
post Drake now
i mean.
instructions not clear
she clones a lot more.
drake muse gonna cause a lot of confusion
guess that's the only thing good for her these days 
ayo
XD
lmao
Got damn
hahaha.
bro almost made me spit my drink
Hmm
the rb
RB 
clears throat
THE GAME! TRIPLE H!!!!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
||the|||| rb.||
any AL veterans here?
Define
define who?
help me remember which ships have a special touch on their hand (ie. handholding "touch")
I used to know but years ago I forgot











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