#al-general
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Best guy i worked with was Filipino
that sounds too good to be true

unless they’re a Filipino serviceman
Fair, at least she stays with me,
You have that...
Beloved Character with a Diabolical Skin 🥀
the what now
Yes, i'm in the navy
sus
Exactly.


but noted
Material for Glowworm Lover summon ritual
now we cream coconuts and make sandwiches out of it
Go on, I'm waiting
Is it true that coconut milk comes from the coconut nipple?
🥥 🔨
Chocolate milk from a brown cow
No because coconut doesnt have nipples
Yes, because coconuts are mammals, clearly
Makes sense, thanks for clarifying
So true
Edible
mmm, steak
cappy!
bara
Coconut Doggy 
Coconut doggy milk
What the
if you walk 10 times around a coconut tree with a coconut in slot 1 of your party

your coconut evolves
into a capybara
cant believe we open cappybaras for their white flesh and transparent juices
true story

This assumes you don't become a falling coconut death statistic
I could make your dreams become true
Sandalphon gear skin is what?
I love ripping open things for their white flesh transparent juices
well if you want a capybara you have to take some risks
By making you fall into a coma
big sadge
every year many first form capybaras fall victim to the vicious coconut crabs
but this does statistically make them tastier to eat though
Ayooo
This would suggest that Amelia Earhart is genetically at least part coconut
Into the coma
mayhaps
also dark but mayhaps
By strike a coconut straight into your head
T-T
pfft
What?
Is it time for a homoerotic training montage?
Time to get a job
I have one
censored word in 2025

commander’s tits
My tits have other name
Basically this entire show
"Skull crusher"
Da fuk
Are they fucking concrete

No, they bulletproof
concrete tits
Your favourite
too bored
I prefer anime girl tits
What about making a live surgery
dont we all
we need test subjects for that
Native American tits when
I thought youre gay
So I was wrong
I’m willing to stoop low

Coc
sexpenis
Cock
with extra boobs
Shimbalalala
Coq au vin (cock with wine), France’s most classic dish
Bro definitely is moanin

You know I don't think anyone would easily be able to dox me
Fair point
Why would you doxx him anyway
Are those boobs? 
I love his tits
No, those are testicles
I see

You live in a box under the golden gate bridge on the right side next to a bush and have a pet dog
no those are women
chest testicles
Damn you got me
Most Strongest boss capybara name is it never dead sometime it can one shot you when it charge attack

And your dreams become eternal
kitty kitty do you have tiddies?
No I male
Behold, a coconut tree
Surprise we have an imposter
yo wassup my ninja.
Bla bla bla ble ble ble blu blu blu
Gn
Sleep
Da ba dee da ba di
Where are you goin kitty?
Chat die
No gay man
No tits
No sex jokes
Nothing else
but triple 6.
Cringe
Boob titties?
Y'all ever think it's neat that all the fun sexy parts have animal based names
True
And most of them birds, at that
Hey what about tits
Tit is a bird

but coconut is a bussy
Wanna try?
Here is a pair of great tits
Damn those tits are huge
Nice
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Anime OLs are hot
Noshiro
randomly want to unalive myself 10
shit took me an hour and 10 minutes
PET THE BIRBS
I got Kurumi
Average download speed in Cyprus
So I'm told by the one person I know who lives there
Good morning vietbro
im american but idk why it took that long
Good day u sir
I can smell the oil aroma out of you
first time a download had taken this long for me
Average download speed in El Centro, California
Speaking from experience
Yang
Actually my experience was even worse
Can you pet me
Wait one
what
Fr I awake all night and auto repeat event 9 time
Just to get Kurumi
Just let em there and go to sleep dawg💔
Don't worry I just awake after sleep
Bruh
Like
It's literally in my bio
Smash

The best thing I've bought with gems
Enty
Beep
Elbe hour
So that’s why enterprise sent me to go find something 
My God, I only realized what you mean when I look at your pfp
Birb but Boss music
I wonder what enty has in store for me
Niceee
Hmm
hnnnnng I need oil
please manjjuuuuuuu
Please
Expand the commison slots
I cant even play the gmae anymore depite it being my day offffff
It's so bad, I even spent the points on oil and i'm still out
So sorry to hear that.
Must be rough

I openned the Live2D Surprise Lucky Bag (2025) but game crashed out and now I don't know what skin i got 🙁
Is there an easy way to check it?
Click on the store skin Already have
Idk her oath was hot so I got her
get musushi 
nj is hotter than musa, sakura fans dont kill me
but nj is powercreeped unfortunately
This chat is gay
I could kiss you rn
Sounds gay


I have shima
getting a little gay action 
get shinano or musa
🇫🇷
nj is hotter
NJ is overrated
and its not too late to get her race queen skin
I’m Francosexual
Im sexually attracted to France
same actually
shinano isn't even used too often anymore if you have hakuhou no?
french people excites me
The thought of France makes me erect
I asked my Biology professor and she said to pick her
I have WAY to many back liners for SE
Guys? I think taiho might be popular
eeww
Idk if its me but all ofher skins look WAY to good
Shame
shinano buffs too strong
and opsi

whats cvl? a A CV WITH JETS?
Clear everything as fast as possible
Percy unicorn 🚮
BELLEAU? BELLEAU WOODS! RAH! OORAH MARINE CORPS!!!!!
the L is for lasers
Triple preload isn't good though , you want Preload Partial Partial
This is first thing inread after joining the server I am with my brothers
And Bois Belleau coming up a few seconds later
2 preload CVLs one partial is better imho
You just dump 2/3 salvoes into the water
no love for aquila?
Aquila is legit better pair for Uni or Percy
Not really
all the love went to unicorn


You can check any quick clear comp , basically no one runs double preload
Bois Belleau is doing cleanup in Opsi
In fact Lion is used these days
How does she compare to the other cvs for the fr*nch cvs?
The French CV pool is like 2 other ships 
lol
And 2 healer carrier means your lineup won't die in strongholds
3 if you count bearn meta
So you don't need to switch that out
You know what allows for less dead? A stronger ship so they don't take damage
come on let the man enjoy his waifu
if u kill them first u dont have to heal
dont tease him over it

Doesn't really work, i used to run a much stronger DPS backline with Percy for Opsi and at least one of my frontline boat still dies in stronghold
This was after 2 stronghold clears in a row, never heal my ships
I don't have Aquila

Unicorn works too
aqui este
Fuck unic*rn i only tolerate her because Percy does wet tissue damage
And Lion is in my boss clear fleet
adding every big booba in game
Double healer is just awful dps, hell drop uni if you insist . It's the double healer that's the problem anyway
😩
Opsi stage doesn't need DPS anyways
You just need to mop up the screen
Then why your fleets dying in stronghold
It doesn't?
Why is double healer so bad exactly? on paper it should ensure the fleet is at full health when the battle is over, who cares about time
My fleet haven't died in stronghold since i switched to 2 healers
random heal dmg boss wreck healer fleets
prob cause no dmg, so time, and opsi is slow
Too bad regular bosses fucking dies in 1 airstrike anyways
just pay port tax or heal box
Cause it's how the preload interacts , especially when you have a double preload ship. If your fleets equips aren't terrible then preload would clear ; the rest of the damage from another preload just drops into the ocean
And no one is using healer fleet in siren node
imagine when u have 2000 ap stacked and u have 5 hours til opsi reset
oh

carries over unless u somehow lose internet
manjuu kicks u out for some update
pay sub tax for faster AP dump

Only a problem with Percy 2 preloads imho, with 3 preloads from Percy and Uni the 2nd wave spawns right as the bombs drop and you get instant clear
Also torp lingers
Basically clear as soon as the 2nd wave spawn
what can you whale on in this game
man I need soyuz to rerun soon. I missed out on her and I have her ninja skin ready
like 5000 skins and oaths
you bought a skin for a ship you don't own?
i dropped at least 15 k in the game
Can you whale on performance?
yes because I for sure want soyuz and that skin won't come back for awhile
oaths?
What are these mission I have to complete for the reward bottom right
Because you spam a hundred battles with opsi, you want to clear them in 7 seconds instead of 30 seconds.
oaths give 12% stats, not that big of diff
What do they do
so you literally can't whale on this game to get good
? I don't though? are people really that impatient?
It's not even 12% 
not impatient. Just a waste of time

Good for you
oh wrong game
fair
Bois Belleau gets her 1st air strike off in 10, and 2nd air strike off in another 10
Such a good girl

You know for a guy with reichielieu in your name, you seem to be drooling over boise hard
ye 6% from the 100
I love all French girls

i'm conflicted, the pervert inside of me wants to use them more and oath them, but my viet side screams at me to not
Half my oaths are French, the other half is British
wtf
And i have 1 American and 1 Japanese boat oath
lol, jk
Oath doesn't really matter for 95% of the playerbase. For the other 5% it's extremly impactful
I don't even have enough oath rings nor can afford to
pvp is impactful
*pvp tryhards
It doesn't matter in PvP
Does oath impact the airstrike loading times too?
The game mode is so attacker skewed if you lose you suck
No
exactly, MAN I JUST WANT MY FUCKING POINTS I FUCKING NEEEEEEED
Huh? Yes it does
sometimes rng fucks u
I remember people talking about oaths fucking up their windows because of oath
once in a while
So it affects airstrike loading time...


fried chicken?
Fried to the core
Oathing can shift airstrike timings by .5 seconds which completely fucks up meta timings
esex
Yea that’s what I’m assuming
For meta comps that's between 90% damage and a full oneshot
Gotta oath the whole backline in that case
For CVs though there's like 3 different aircraft for the same job with slightly different timing
So you can compensate pretty easily
The game favors oathing for airstrike timings too much. Non oathed CVs have a extremely hard time for many Meta bosses
I don't care about Meta bosses honestly
lul
100% Gouden Leeuw
Okay but like Kirov meta looks pretty cool
413 oaths
who's the fattest shipgirl?


JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH!!!!
formi
Portsmouth adventure
I tell you what, you show me a pay stop and I quite my job, I quit my fucking job right now and I work for you
Oath for Amagi Hakuhou fleets it matters less, for Eagle it's super annoying
There's never going to be actual obese boats so this the fattest you gonna get in this game
Shes the heaviest not the fattest
what about Portsmouth adventure
Honestly i like it that way
How tall is this woman 😭
Portsmouth is just ugly
Short
REALEST OPINION
basically the biggest boobs = fattest ship
are there cannon heights for the ship gils, it would be so hot for all of them to stand over 6 feet tall
Idk, 1.67m?
Idk who tf simps for her but she looks just bad
the ones who like shortstacks
I deleted her cause she grosses the fuck out of me
She has to be at least 6'0 (2 meters) 😭
Man, I really want an oath skin for chao ho and ying swei, I WOULD DIE FOR THOSE GIRLS
that cannon looked big enough to match my bike 😭
and they need to give this skin
she got the same glasses as harbin
Like 🤢 🤮 . Alpha in her disfigured form looks better
Like this is her
and casual merch skin
dauyum bro you really hate her
Don't like her base either
This is cute
Like wtf no
Thats fine , ingame one one looks like a bloated bache
I don't like coloured liquids either just to clarify
we never gonna get sirens at this point
I need the empress
Instant oath
Hey remember me?
the worst thing that manjuu did in this game is not the island planner, or opsi, or anything. its making that tb mode and making the sirens into kids

Not really
Tf is wrong with opsi
too grindy for people
It gives the tryhard a infinitely grindable content
If this skin was just water (and her feet was in the water) it would have been much better
Don't like the weird pink liquid

also we have too many op ships now
wouldn't hurt to make the map a bit smaller tho ngl
Well i promised you i will show my shipgirl design
But i forgot about it
So here
That's just the nature of powercreep, just remember how much people bitched about UVH and Vanguard
Nice rigging
opsi can be fixed by adding the speed thing in event and story
Which one your favourite?
I got vertical laner wtf
Probably 4th one
fast forward? yea or just erase some of the areas in the map to make it smaller and decreasing the node clear requirements to unlock stuff in the shop
Yes
Swimming73 when Swimming74 showed up:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
nah I'd rather them increase the amount of mats we get so we can get more gearlab gear. The tryhards can +13 their gear at whatever pace yostar wants them to go. At least give me enough mats to grab other gear without worrying if I have enough to craft UR gear at the end of it
like the electronics mats drops are so rare bro 💀
Yeah i only have like 240 of those while i have like a thousand of every other mats
This is what she doing
https://youtube.com/shorts/3Qg2sQLVZ0g?si=o43S7mG7qHASRbvJ
https://youtu.be/6Lscrxlr07Q?si=twlFaK4JOamu5tfA
this video is not me btw
LeBaguette
whenever I craft UR gear or any other gear the first thing I wonder is if I have enough electronics mats 
I probably should craft more pancakes
I only have 3 pancakes
This is what happens if you try cheat on her LOL
POV you tried cheat Roon

The deformed Portsmouth
Idk i still think Gouden Leeuw is fatter
Portsmouth Adventure is just a shortstack
Like you can very clearly see a classic body type
Meanwhile if you compare to Portsmouth, that things thighs is wider then her hips

Portsmouth…
Portmouth
AAAAAAAAA
NOT THAT

Do we have an L2D skin for her yet?
She is still quite new
DRs don't get them that early
that elf wil easily get a skin
Oh ofc , unless the artist quits but I doubt it
They are waiting for the scrubs to get her
Happens every year

I want to oath Bois Beleau but i've already oathed like 6 girls within a month
So my ring spending is out the windows right now
i didnt get anything from en anniversary
even though jp anniversary acted like a compensation for me
because I got almost every boat in that event
Rip more waiting ig
She was revealed in july I think
Mommy
Saw the secret for Harbin...I think I might actually love her

no cuz its a secret
no one can ever know
for real though, harbin sounds so sexy, what diaclect does she speak in?

Harbin is wife. Litterally.
BOOBIES
even tho I can’t see em
But I can FEEL the jiggle


huh. neat. apparently theres this ship called the Kommuna that both tsarist russia and ussr used...and even modern russia uses it to this day
Manuu? you know what to do
yes manuu
manuuu

gee I wish I could afford her skins
forgive me harbin, dear wife. Husband is to poor
4bins
Chat am I cooked?
B o o b a
why are you buying cubes when you already have over 200 😭
Sorry, I mean am I cooked for having 200 gems for new event
Not that I actually buying the cube
I heard there is UR event soon
I got jump scared.
I can't sleep......
Do some exercise 
Sillies
yo these high rank players are so weak I can just beat them all 
my defense fleet pretty rad i think
Thats so sad, alexa play despacito
hello re
You can call me dead beat
most people can't prounce duahia
it's a teochow word so it's pretty niche as is
i can
????
cuz im chinese
not china-chinese tho
Guys, cual debería elegir?
But you know what duahia means though right?
means big (something)
Amagi?
what u saying? pineapple on pizza?
amagi best server waifu
Belfast>>>
mus rapido, mamacita amagi
Which one would you recommend I choose?
Oh ty
did I say it right?
And BBs?
Quick, get baby mama amagi
how u baby mama ??
oh sandy easy

wait dont actually get Belfast
sandy is viable currentrly
grab sandy, she can retro and become UR
she has little amagai ( Daughter)
Amagi and Belfast?
@ivory oyster I like your vibe, you on little enty? wanna friend?
That is…alot of koney
sandy is useful in SOME stages. unlike other, mostly ... not that good
but sandy is numba one
Amagi and San Diego
or i should say like, sandy can be very important. but other replaceable on any point
sandy is a litteral goddess
410301585
KILL THE SANDY

feel free. although friend system in AL is almost useless
do xie
I'm currently auto repating stage 6 rn so it will take some time
cannonically sandy is shark chow
she was never seen again after that scene in game and anime
dumb dumb but throw leads on planes like it costs nothing
Wait a minute....is that a megalodon?
planes that goes into her range be like: aight imma head out
Chesire's AA > Sandy Im dead on this hill
chesire has higher AA ?
yeah but sandy doesn't require you to waste your time and grind, she's also really easy to get
By the time you get chesire , you most likely will have maxed sandy out
lies lies deceit falsehood
isn't cheshire pr tho
both of them are grindy to get, you have to dump a lot of coins for sandy retro
she is 
do the event stage coalition battles give xp? 
they do but not that much
my Kurumi started at lvl 115 and I used up 40k ish oil farming event and now she is only lvl 121
but you can put 4 fleets with all the ship that are needed for PR adn they always rotate so little morale cost
just done shimanto 1M in 2 days
i done kearsage but now she's stuck there cannot full limit break
I wish I can do that. I'm doing FDG but none of my IB ships are level 80 save zenker and even then she barely survives the auto battle with my other ships
For the most part, i'm trying to get my ships close to lv 100 to 100 so I can get more data packs from the academy

arent we all
not to mention cog ships
uuhhhh this game is going to take more than 10 years of my life at this point
I need to mlb my french fleet
not to mention my DE fleet
I need to retro chen hai and hwah
hnnng
cant rush in this game
"If there's apple what you would do"
hello extradimensional cosmic horror.
gacha game is just a way to waste your daily lifetime
because yes
Do you think I am a entity :]
this small goofy mf with a big ass gunz
🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦
🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟨

recall something?
haha one piss eyy.
man 
大人気スマートフォンゲーム『アズールレーン』より、「ユニオン」に所属する重巡洋艦「ブレマートン」が1/1スケールの等身大胸像として登場!
ケッコン衣装・「幸せトラッキング」で魅せた、純白で美しいウェディングドレス姿のブレマートンを、他に...
it costs
lmao what
them "job" is gonna be crazy
massive
wo-man
I thought I found a prey...
363k jp yen
aint surprise
after all some weirdo married hatsune miku
a 170cm figurine aint anything special
and then recently i saw some news saying that guy's digital device is running out of battery -- aka his "wife" dying soon

Who would legitimately buy this though
yes
I mean you technically did
Oh wait the Collab is ongoing?
you name suits u
I drink coffee now
his coffee contains alcohol
9/11
both awake and drunk. i wonder what plane is that
There are worse things bro

Ngl if they actually release the epstein files. We are all getting arrested
i mean, he's from lil enty server.
lil enty server is like gen alpha of AL anyways. 
||so ofc they dont know any shit that's happening.||
no offense.
コラボ開催中やぞ
こんにちは
🍣
こんにちは
今日はお元気ですか
gimme that Alsace
big
えええええ 本当!
エセックスってアメリカだと人気なんでしょ?
今日からだから日本においで!
憧れ
今日初日?
magic
Hmm
家に持ち帰ってw
絶対バレるから無理w
I would like to join in but I don't speak hapanese
Heh 日本語ですか?
later imma translate what i know

スタンプラリーやっててカードが貰えるみたい
depends on who u are to use that
I am that guy
I AM THE DOG
I'm a whole diffrent breed
then no problem
??
I asked, anways, you, whatdo you like? lol
Is this azur lane when its low activity
Peak and based opinion
when its low on IQ
Look, I don't know japanese but I liek to think I know enough to get by

like uh
gotta take a rest and recover morale
just like the past me, make everyone who knows japanese feeling cringe
lol
i cant really speak, but i know how to read
30%
oh well thats good
i cant do kanji
thats y i say i know 30%
Suki des.
ただ6時間で、空は黒いてた?
Need this but Sheffy
最近だと日本は5時で空暗くなっちゃうよ
holy shit nihongo
BIG TITTIED ANIME WOMEN
Sometimes, I wonder what it was like living in japan in the 2000's
must have been lit for anime fans
naruto, bleach and onepeice running at the same time
beeg
ほなまたねノシ
Manjuu
また~
Tirpitz 
smol
i don't eat steak but i approve of medium
lmao
feed sandy a heroic dose of mushrooms and while shes tripping balls I run at her screaming NIGHTMARE repeatedly
those who straight loving momma, they just lost ALOT of fun
Does anyone here have a working windows computer
u ate well done steak yes
man, just kill the cow, wipes its ass and send it to me on a plate
shutup and continue chewing 
I think I might do it
I might oath musa
right now, shes level 40 ish
so it's gonna ake soem time but her weddig dress is hot
anyways, apparently taiho isnt a yandere weirdly

mansa musa?
chat is saving energy for a war
saving goon energy
i lost again

currently researching agir , dunno whether she's good
on battlefield i mean

She is perfect ♥️
how can women be slim and big at the same time...
as i know those are fats and water
another one waiting for dossier
oh well I can still MLB
luv formi
Nice ship
her shroud working too well
Ait, I got all the skins I want and saved rest of the gems for the upcoming UR event skins
bro how tf do you have so much gold?
im jealous lol
I can't save
all my coins go to upgrading my ships
I need to upgrade them so I can play better
Coins is like the easiest thing to farm once your fleet is good enough anyway
I have like +130k oils in mail rofl
Nowadays i don't have such things as oil shortage
Upgrade oil canteen or whatever and get oils from event+weekly
how gooner is ZZZ compared to us,Nikke,BrownDust 2 and FGO?
Trsut me. I AM DOING EVERYTHING I can for oil
Guys how do I setting to skip dupes & not new ships pop ups?
You can't
thats the neat part
Helena META is very fat

I save no longer.
ahem
UWOGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BOOBIESSSSSSSSSSSS
BIG MASSIVE SOFT HUGABLE BOOBIES
Holy shit they're huge
Hot take, but YAMS boy wrote himself into a corner
He litteraly made sure that the ending of AOT was either 2 things, both of them really bad
Yeah I enjoyed the movies









