al-general

[surreal lagoon]

.

OK NOW FR BYE

FR FR BYE

I CANT STAY HERE

[sleek cape]

Bye snow

[meager marsh]

WHY NOT

IS SOMEONE ON YOUR TAIL

[surreal lagoon]

@sleek cape ur blocked btw

[meager marsh]

RUN

[sleek cape]

☹️

[meager marsh]

crazzzyyyy

[quasi nebula]

XD

[rain valley]

what a weird evening here

[meager marsh]

I agree

[sleek cape]

True person who has me blocked

[rain valley]

all cause I ignored some whiner or pedo
honestly can't remember which

[meager marsh]

I think it’s time to cut your losses

[sleek cape]

Whiner

[lusty marsh]

Hi

[sleek cape]

Please don’t put pedo accusations against me 💔

[meager marsh]

HELP those are two completely different things and I giggled

[meager haven]

Pedro

[quasi nebula]

admit to French / Japanese Supremacy

[sleek cape]

WHAT.

[quasi nebula]

Admit

[sleek cape]

No

[quasi nebula]

no oil for you

[sleek cape]

My hands are clean. I’m no loli lover

I take showers

I wear deodorant

[woeful mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-teddy-bear-bismarck-christmas-bismarck-gif-5106043803670329740

[quasi nebula]

You like to inflict self-dmg?

breuh

/j

[meager haven]

Why would you do that? Don’t you know that’s bad for your skin?

[meager marsh]

AWWWW

SO CUTE

[sleek cape]

What do you do

[surreal lagoon]

NAGATO PFP GUY

[meager haven]

Jump in my local swamp

[sleek cape]

MANE I thought you was gone

[surreal lagoon]

L

[sleek cape]

Shrek

[surreal lagoon]

get a load of this guy

[lusty marsh]

Hmmmm hmmm

[meager marsh]

Guy who doesn’t take showers or wears deodorant

[lusty marsh]

Idk what to do

[meager haven]

I’m like half an hour from the Everglades so easy.

[glad plover]

Ew, just be a man and dab whisky all of yourself like the rest of us

[sleek cape]

You can check my messages I never agreed on looking at Lolis the freaky way I will stand against these accusations

[meager haven]

Take a french shower

[woeful mountain]

[meager marsh]

Men clean themselves? I thought all they did was rub soap on their face and call it a day

[meager haven]

Depends

[sleek cape]

Your not a real man unless you take shower with diesel

[meager marsh]

Hmmm…. Defensive I see…. Suspicious……

[glad plover]

...This is sort of embarassing, but all the way up to my senior year, I kinda just washed myself with pure water in the shower, like no shampoo or conditioner

[sleek cape]

And brush your teeth with oil

[sleek cape]

If I was hiding I wouldn’t say check my messages tho

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099083902460641330/1322876667718537257/ezgif-7-5875e47d1e.gif

[meager marsh]

No one taught you to shower with shampoo and conditioner????? What????????????

[sleek cape]

How to take shower with gaming pc

[meager marsh]

What if you DELETED your previous suspicious messages…. Hmmmmm….. suspicious………….

[sleek cape]

Some people can see deleted messages in here so they’d see

[meager haven]

Mod powers

[glad plover]

Dude, It wasn't until I turned 17 that I started to use toilet paper, before that. Every time I wanted to shit, I woudl wait untill I got into the bathroom, took a shit and THEN washed my ass with my hand

[meager marsh]

Okay well I can’t so if I can’t then that means I can’t actually find out whether you’re a lolicon or not

[meager haven]

Stop talking plz

[quasi nebula]

tf is this chat talking about

[meager haven]

I can’t

[glad plover]

Lmao

[rain valley]

christ, am I ever glad I'm a lesbian...

[teal girder]

DAL hour but non collab arts only

[sleek cape]

Oh come on

[quasi nebula]

Turq, seeing all of this makes me wanna buy Alsace in WoWS for free exp

[meager marsh]

I heard of people using a thing to wash their butts off with water but I don’t think they use their hands and get up all in the poop…..

[meager haven]

You should actually buy USS Seattle

[rain valley]

Alsace is based
in AL and WoWs

[sleek cape]

I’m going under radar after all this

[glad plover]

Aw man, I had a, if you ever make it past the ice wall joke then hit me up line I was waiting to use for the perfect moment but you just sunk that lol

[quasi nebula]

totally agree

[meager marsh]

I believe you

[glad plover]

Well, my thought proccess was that the water would wash it down the drain and I could just wash my hands when I'm done

[meager haven]

You mean those toilets that squirt water onto your ass?

[meager haven]

Gob

[quasi nebula]

finally, normal comment

[meager marsh]

Yeah I think, it’s called a bidet so

[agile silo]

Well ill be damn holy

[glad plover]

What do you mean? we're just chilling, having a good time

[meager haven]

360p Monarch

[agile silo]

4k

[meager marsh]

Not the strangest thing you could do but it’s not very good either, especially if you had toilet paper and no bidet LMAO

[meager haven]

Hot

[quasi nebula]

Monarch! Wooohoo!

[meager marsh]

This artstyle is so prettyyyyy

[glad plover]

Yeah well, I remember using it as a kid and getting annoyed that I had to wipe so many times so I just said and went water mode

[rain valley]

well, at least this shit-smearing weirdo knows why he's been ignored

[quasi nebula]

💀

[glad plover]

Im sowwy

[meager marsh]

HELP

[meager haven]

What

[agile silo]

groper

[meager marsh]

Boob

[quasi nebula]

tasty lesbians

[meager marsh]

Booobbbiieeee

[meager haven]

Why is she blue

Stop giving her silver

[meager marsh]

Because she’s dead or dying

[glad plover]

Just to be clear, I use toilet paper like a normal person now

[agile silo]

catto

[stark fox]

Vampire

[glad plover]

I unlocked something called patience

[meager haven]

Fake cat

[gilded epoch]

What even happened

[quasi nebula]

chat being chat

[gilded epoch]

Ah

[meager haven]

Weebs being weebs

[gilded epoch]

[quasi nebula]

Nurnberg'44?

what a addition to WoWS

[agile silo]

wait what every PR ships has drafting arts

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/big-bird-door-kick-gif-11134861

Where's my Nurn

[nova monolith]

who the random girl beside Emden?

[stark fox]

Emden

[quasi nebula]

One sec, dear Admin

[glad plover]

I'm having a hard time playing tier 8 in wows, I keep on getting snipped by bb's in random battles with players

[nova monolith]

damn, what a pale imitation of her 2nd consciousness

[quasi nebula]

Here

[agile silo]

wait is that considered as camel

[glad plover]

what even is that? is that a new pr?

[nova monolith]

[agile silo]

oh it is

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-suicide-gif-19126867

[quasi nebula]

Third Alsace in WoWS
finally

[stark fox]

Anyway, Nurn

[agile silo]

i mistaken Elbe as Nurn

[glad plover]

elbe has a vibe that screams she was desgined pree covid

[fiery stratus]

.-.

[quasi nebula]

wao, gear skin

[stable plank]

harbbin

[stark fox]

Wao, Trophy

[fiery stratus]

whres origamiii]

[stark fox]

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-emoji-discord-react-skull-react-stippystompy-infinite-loop-gif-11027671312549723534

[fiery stratus]

[lusty marsh]

the trophy destruction

[quasi nebula]

someone gonna be cooked

[agile silo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/466250908682944522/1039053385929867354/ezgif-4-b7c54c7e0d.gif

[sleek cape]

I have Montana im chilling

[quasi nebula]

Jelly got tungsten balls for casually dropping trophy in front of Pin

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/trophy-jd-vance-gif-8635612930668880036

[quasi nebula]

Turq, third Alsace is in WoWS finally

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hello-elmo-rise-elmo-hell-gif-3989603362345473118

[surreal lagoon]

CLOTHINGG

[blissful oxide]

first Alsace in mw

[royal sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/alsace-silly-me-azur-lane-gif-4845143111664116547

[rain valley]

Snow, you missed gold
scroll up, dude admits to smearing shit all over his ass
THEN THIS

[nimble sable]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-shinano-azur-lane-gif-4986490939895895177

[tall bridge]

finally got this new jersey race queen skin

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

so if I say somerthing like

that

will I get blocked

[quasi nebula]

nah, yer totally legal

[surreal lagoon]

fuck

[rain valley]

no, because you're not weird
you're a bitch
as am I

[blissful oxide]

need FS normal Alsace to be exist in mw too

[surreal lagoon]

FUCK

[quasi nebula]

wait, you want to be blocked by Turq?

[surreal lagoon]

SCREW U COLOR

[surreal lagoon]

yes

[quasi nebula]

call her daughter

/j

[surreal lagoon]

@rain valley sup daughter

[blissful oxide]

dreams in a nutshell:

[quasi nebula]

[surreal lagoon]

DO NOT DOUBT ME BITcH

[karmic delta]

Hello chat

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[quasi nebula]

Hi

[blissful oxide]

yorri

[surreal lagoon]

DO NOT BLEH ME BITCH

hmm

[glad plover]

Ok look, in my defense, I didn't think that you would get mad at that. It's a incewall joke, like no one actually believes in thats. If it helps, I was kid when I did that. I' actually stopped cuase I relaized it might be a little unhygenic

[karmic delta]

How is everyone?

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-richelieu-anime-teasing-bleh-gif-17544573

[blissful oxide]

beating myself

[surreal lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/alisa-mikhailovna-kujou-alya-alisa-roshidere-alya-sometimes-hides-her-feelings-in-russian-gif-7781430448964717735

[quasi nebula]

having fun watching this chat

[meager marsh]

If you wish for it, it will not happen. You must wait until it happens unexpectedly or you begin to not want it

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[meager marsh]

Don’t even wait for it to happen actually

[rain valley]

and this is why we're frenemies

[blissful oxide]

either "pls never block me"

[meager marsh]

Just live

[surreal lagoon]

@rain valley you're my best friend, you know

[lusty marsh]

wtf is going on

yo this chat is getting weird

[surreal lagoon]

DO NOT DOUBT ME BITCH

[quasi nebula]

lovers' quarrel much

[rain valley]

it wasn't even me this time

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[quasi nebula]

another player joined the game

lmao

[rain valley]

holy fuck I'm dying

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-richelieu-anime-teasing-bleh-gif-17544573

[surreal lagoon]

great

anyways I will go agai

[blissful oxide]

daily basis

seeing someone get fooled like dumbsex

[meager marsh]

Come back here

[lusty marsh]

dumbsex is secretly smart

[sleek cape]

Windows one drive is ass

[blissful oxide]

true..

[glad plover]

windows 11 sucks even more

[sleek cape]

Wdym I have 920gb but only 5 gb somehow it doesn’t make sense

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-umamusume-gold-ship-golshi-gif-6689659275719278187

[lusty marsh]

delete system32

[sleek cape]

I’m not dumb sir

[blissful oxide]

aren't u

[lusty marsh]

but you'll give up ur storage

[glad plover]

everyones a little dumb to be honest

[quasi nebula]

get some Orthodoxy girls

[lusty marsh]

are they orthodox

[blissful oxide]

richy

[quasi nebula]

they french, it's enough

[lusty marsh]

truth nuke

[blissful oxide]

vichya orthodoxy

[glad plover]

hot take, but orthodox monks are the closest things to acutal wizard

[blissful oxide]

hot take, clemenceau

[quasi nebula]

don't make me cast Frog spell

[rain valley]

they are
all French ships were, and then are again, Iris Orthodoxy
the split was Iris Libre and Vichya Dominion

[lusty marsh]

hot take, getting a pan on fire

[quasi nebula]

fire on pan

[glad plover]

wow, This is the 2nd jean bart image i've seen from her, I think she might like jean bart

[quasi nebula]

Jean live reaction when seeing Massachusetts (or Richelieu)

[glad plover]

is it prounceded GENE bart or JOHN bart?

[sleek cape]

That’s incest

[quasi nebula]

Yuri one

[sleek cape]

Second I think

[glad plover]

I've been saying jean bart all this time lol

[agile silo]

damn Percy

[glad plover]

JEANS

[quasi nebula]

Perseus!

[glad plover]

I need to get percy I hear shea a good healer

[rain valley]

wait there's a MassaJean comic I need to find...

[quasi nebula]

hate myself for thinking about Perseus from Black Ops Cold War

[meager marsh]

Which one

[quasi nebula]

am cooked

[meager marsh]

What is it about

[agile silo]

[agile silo]

you might regret that later

[glad plover]

relax, I have her to. I'm jsut trying to get more healing ships

[nova elm]

Honestly I keep forgetting that she's even a healer

[meager marsh]

awwwwwwwwwwwww

[surreal lagoon]

I will watch tv now

[meager marsh]

me and who….

[agile silo]

theres only 4 healers i know since then

[surreal lagoon]

by by

dont melt

[meager marsh]

Which one

[weak parrot]

Hot take: AL needs more casual, non gooner skins

[lusty marsh]

snow on TV

[quasi nebula]

Massy not beating around bush

[rain valley]

you keep coming back lol

[nova elm]

Pretty sure 50% of the player base will agree

[glad plover]

Good take. I JUST WANT FUCKING DRESS WHITES SERIVCE UNIFORMS!!! WHY MANJUU WHYYY

[quasi nebula]

Snowie wants your attention

[agile silo]

she gone, she beyond drunk

[rain valley]

she's cool
I can deal lol

[glad plover]

can you blame him lol? chat is intresting

[nova elm]

Man DoY looks so cool

[meager marsh]

Only when they see sales for those types of skins booming will they do that….

[weak parrot]

Hot take: AL needs to EOS

[meager marsh]

Well they kinda do sometimes but not as much

[quasi nebula]

to make EVEN better Azur Lane?

[nova elm]

Azur Lane : Electric Boogaloo Edition

[glad plover]

lol

[weak parrot]

Azur Shane Dawson

[quasi nebula]

Crimson Axis mobile game

[weak parrot]

but anyway

[quasi nebula]

with Jean Bart as leader

[nova elm]

New ships include :

San Diego Retro retrofit
Sandy Shores
Sandy Dandy
The Nerd Sandy
Sandy The Squirrel
Sandy META

[bright crane]

Aw hell no, dont give everyone LLSIF PTSD

[quasi nebula]

where Boise?

[weak parrot]

LLSIF was cool

[nova elm]

Behind a 30$ paywall to unlock other ships

[weak parrot]

SIFAS was also cool

[quasi nebula]

how dare you

[agile silo]

she is free

[quasi nebula]

Boise Enjoyer will eat you out lol

[glad plover]

is boise good?

[agile silo]

her voice yes

[nova elm]

Once I will become CEO I will lock every ship behind a paywall except Sandy

[quasi nebula]

design yes

[nova elm]

Personality.

[agile silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238859470411534336/1440471494088982629/ehhssex.gif

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-cultists-party-gaming-video-game-gif-17276383

this you?

[glad plover]

I meant if she can throw hands lol

[nova elm]

No I'm

https://tenor.com/view/ea-sports-logo-introduction-gif-17908932

[lusty marsh]

Where's the gif

[quasi nebula]

stolen

[glad plover]

Oh yeah, EA got bought

I forgot about that

Wonder how they arefoing

[nova elm]

Wait who bought EA?

[glad plover]

I think some oil baron from saudi

[nova elm]

Oh fair enough

[quasi nebula]

how to summon entire USA in one simple sentence:

[nova elm]

Workplace harassment goes well in hand with human rights concern

[glad plover]

Hot take, but someone shoudl desgin a warship that runs on elerticity

would be more gas effeicnt AND save the world

[quasi nebula]

umm... nuclear ships exists

[glad plover]

yeah, but what if they leak?

to risky

[nova elm]

PT boats

[glad plover]

Do we stille ven use pt boats lol

[nova elm]

I bet this wasn't something the Russian thought about

[visual cedar]

the idea is that they dont leak near YOUR own coast

[weak parrot]

EA porn

[glad plover]

I give respect to nuclear sub sailors, The thoguht of being in a confined space so close to sometingh like a nuclear core terrfies me

[nova elm]

Hmm, Laos? I mean they still have the Mekong to defend

[glad plover]

fair

[nova elm]

We need to make a nuclear battering ram then

[quasi nebula]

nuclear sailing ship

[nova elm]

So stupid I love it

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ayaka-genshin-impact-characters-genshin-impact-ayaya-pengu-gif-27406753

[quasi nebula]

aye, another gif

yoink

[mossy eagle]

filthy casual

[quasi nebula]

thighs

[agile silo]

Grand Army of the Royal Navy

[nova elm]

MINEMINEMINE

[quasi nebula]

someone found tea on planet

[meager marsh]

Gun

[nova elm]

No it's the implac event. It's like they entered the death star from star wars

[quasi nebula]

Ik, just wanted to joke about Star Wars reference

[nova elm]

AL x Star Wars when

[quasi nebula]

Malevolence causally being 5 meters tall wife

[nova elm]

We need jar jar binks in a bikini suit

[quasi nebula]

Yamato stares at you for such cooking

[peak knoll]

FUCK YEAH

I VOTE THAT

[peak knoll]

you dont see the vision

[weak parrot]

Anyway, is the time for the battle of anus ridge

[weak parrot]

Sus

[grand lodge]

Uh

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/hyper-drive-hyperspace-millennium-falcon-star-wars-gif-18079751

[thorny haven]

Yummy medals

[weak parrot]

true

Collab ships are trash

[thorny haven]

Until this collab released

[weak parrot]

Nah, all collabs are trash

The only good collab is the Azur Lane collab

[thorny haven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1282523011680964670/essex-azur-lane.gif

Go talk to the wall

[quasi nebula]

one can't even enjoy anything

[grand lodge]

Oh

[agile silo]

IT HAS HAPPENED

[quasi nebula]

what happened

[agile silo]

ADOLF HITLER WON THE ELECTION

[meager haven]

Slow

[stable plank]

[agile silo]

Manjuu...

1 to 1...

[timid mesa]

Crazy amount of

[glad plover]

ho wmuch?

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-staring-suspicious-memes-gif-9038143639402170425

[agile silo]

I know you want to do it

[peak knoll]

FUCK YEAH 🔥

yk he's been elected like 3 times now LOL

[nova elm]

What even is this for?

[neat matrix]

For u

To buy

[agile silo]

found it ||$2000||

[glad plover]

????

WTF

I can't afford that

thats more than my car lmao

[lusty marsh]

car

[weak parrot]

What if you died and woke up a woman

but still in your own bed and everything

[devout bough]

Can i be Bois Belleau?

[weak parrot]

Nothing changed, you’re just a woman now

No, but you can be a French colonist

[devout bough]

A very hot one

[devout bough]

Bam

I become Bois Belleau

Maybe i'll just go and let my best friends get a feel.

Idk

[visual cedar]

indeed, a girl without boobs and with lots of hair. thats not like in manga

[glad plover]

but am I famous? like am i j lo?

who am I?

[visual cedar]

you are dua hia

[glad plover]

so I'm genderbent then

[visual cedar]

not like you need a reason to change the gender, atleast in my country its like the mood. you can change it every few month without physical change

[glad plover]

???

[devout bough]

Stares in Soviet Border Guard

[weak parrot]

It’s what they call “genderfluid” people

[glad plover]

oh

[sleek cape]

I leave this chat and I come back to this

[weak parrot]

you’re not having enough homoerotic sex

[glad plover]

I dont why I woul do as a girl

maybe hit up the mall or soemthing?

[weak parrot]

use your looks to catfish birds

[weak parrot]

And then viciously rip them open and drink their blood

[hearty salmon]

Chat

[sleek cape]

If I was a girl I would do a lot things

[hearty salmon]

Check your boobs?

[sleek cape]

Let the homies hit

[hearty salmon]

Based

[glad plover]

I would try and give someone a nose bleed, you know what I mean?

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-nature-marvelous-sunday-uma-musume-dance-beach-gif-5128270926445264272

[glad plover]

Like dress nice, wear high heels and then cause everyone to fly around the room due to the propulion of thier ose bleeds

[visual cedar]

you must be gay

[weak parrot]

True become a girl and fuck your homies

[oblique sinew]

if i was a girl nothing in my life would change other than i get to use different bathrooms ig
as long as i can keep loving nice nature

[weak parrot]

without socks

[glad plover]

nah man, I like women

[weak parrot]

That’s gay

[grand lodge]

Huh

I like

[oblique sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-nature-uma-musume-nervous-dance-gif-27625228

[weak parrot]

If I was a human

I would kill myslef

[grand lodge]

I forgot

[weak parrot]

but anyway

[oblique sinew]

oh

[oblique sinew]

no my life would massively improve

[devout bough]

Me when my wives are almost all euroboats

[oblique sinew]

i could hit Aina Aiba's high notes

so much easier

and not ruin my voice

[weak parrot]

Being female is a benefit in social situations

[oblique sinew]

fuck

[weak parrot]

You can get away with most things

[oblique sinew]

why didnt i think about that

my voice too deep and sultry to hit her high notes

[devout bough]

Can you get away with murder

[errant yew]

Daddy synd

[weak parrot]

because a girl being dumb is “cute” while a guy being dumb is “stupid”

[oblique sinew]

god

pleae never say that again

[weak parrot]

Depends

[errant yew]

[glad plover]

I guess I would try and see if what men atuhrors wright about women are ture, like walk down the stairs and see if my boobs boobily booblied? or try to drive avors a speed bump

[visual cedar]

actually thats true. just think about a position in the management of a business. law says they must meet the women's quota xD

[oblique sinew]

also hello noshiroguy

[errant yew]

Ok lol

[oblique sinew]

my name is clearly Uncle Synd smh

[errant yew]

I only said it to be silly

[weak parrot]

Just don’t become a butch lesbian with tattoos

that’s scary

[oblique sinew]

canonically i cannot get tattoos

[errant yew]

Wtf

[oblique sinew]

lmao

[glad plover]

I kinda like tattooed women, theres awlays a story with them

[weak parrot]

I don’t like tattoos

[glad plover]

What like, religon?

[oblique sinew]

i have a fear of needles

lmao

[glad plover]

fair

[hearty salmon]

Who doesn’t

[oblique sinew]

normal people?

to be fair my fear is pretty rationalized

[errant yew]

I will say tattoos are illegal in some places so if you get them you better be prepared not to visit those places

[hearty salmon]

I remember back in primary school even the most hot temper ones would cower when they saw ANY vehicle lookin remotely like a hospital van

[oblique sinew]

imagine being stabbed like 20 times when getting blood drawn

i can

[hearty salmon]

We had a closet to store the books and we would hide there in fear

[oblique sinew]

it sucks

[errant yew]

Yes tattoos are forbidden in some places

[hearty salmon]

I kinda got over it

[oblique sinew]

"dont stick my arm it wont work. use my hand"

doc: bet
fucks up about 20 times

[hearty salmon]

But I ask doctor’s that if you need to extract blood can you shove in the iv drip thing

[oblique sinew]

[hearty salmon]

That aint a doc

That a resident

[weak parrot]

Just have pure clean skin

that’s good for everyone

[oblique sinew]

its more liek

phlebotomist

[weak parrot]

like anime girls

[glad plover]

And I awlays feel super weak after doing a blood draw as well, like I feel like I can't eat that much

[oblique sinew]

but i didnt know how to spell phlebotomist

[weak parrot]

sexopotamus

[hearty salmon]

New phlebo?

Maybe just a newbie nervous

[devout bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1311618422995550318/Vanguard-bouncy_1.gif

[oblique sinew]

no my left veins are fucked

[raven grove]

Boop

[weak parrot]

Good thing I don’t have veins

[oblique sinew]

the return vein and normal vein are right next to each other

and you want the latter

[errant yew]

Shes a spring

[hearty salmon]

“They’re there , just gotta look hard enough”

[oblique sinew]

and the veins in my right arm are too deep

[glad plover]

dude if you were bron in the stone age, you would be fucked

[devout bough]

what do you mean look my hands are already all over it

[oblique sinew]

isnt that the case for like

90% of the population?

[glad plover]

Not gonna lie, i'm a whole diffrent dog. I would trhrive in the stone age

[errant yew]

Speaking of stone age what if yugioh was stone age i mean the monsters are on tablets

[oblique sinew]

imma take a massive x on that one dawg

[glad plover]

If I was in the stone age, I would becoem a cheif or soemthing and have a harem of women

[glad plover]

it was in egpty though

[weak parrot]

Your nipples may be hard, but mine are harder

[oblique sinew]

i mean i at least have hunting fishing and foraging knowledge but like.

thanks to my accident my knee aint what it used to be

i dont claim to be able to self suffice

[glad plover]

Oh? you fucked upp your knee as well?

same bro

[weak parrot]

I have fucked up ankles from cross country

worth it though

[oblique sinew]

i didnt fuck shit up

someone hit ME

[glad plover]

oof

[oblique sinew]

its not like i planned it

[glad plover]

thats sucks

[oblique sinew]

lmao

[errant yew]

Long ago when the caves where still young the infidels played games of terrible power until 1 cave man locked the power away it’s time to duel!

[weak parrot]

an anime about local economics

[oblique sinew]

at least my back aint hurting anymore

[weak parrot]

is something I would watch

[glad plover]

anime about the 2011 reccsion would be so crazy

[abstract ingot]

Holy crap

[oblique sinew]

arathy

[abstract ingot]

Playing azur lane in 60 fps feels goooood

The skin looks sexier

Hi synd

[glad plover]

Hey arathy hows it going

I should say hi to people saying hi first more

I need to work on that

[glad plover]

its called, MANNERS

[glad plover]

shes gonna poke out my eye if I get close

[hearty salmon]

She’s gonna stake me like a vampire if she rolls over in her sleep

[glad plover]

lmao

[next helm]

What's up

[glad plover]

yo hello

[oblique sinew]

are you a vampire?

[next helm]

Happy Saturday here

[glad plover]

Oh? you in asia?

[next helm]

or probably you still in Friday

Yup

[glad plover]

yeee it is friday my dude

[deft swallow]

It's Friday but 3 hours away from Saturday

[next helm]

Is very sunny here in Asia

so beautiful

and relaxing

[oblique sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-dancing-dance-moves-video-game-gif-17945073

[deft swallow]

Where in Asia? Southeast? South?

[oblique sinew]

Friday/saturday pog

[deft swallow]

Mfw 5 day vacation

[next helm]

Southeast

[errant yew]

To me Fridays need to be deleted

[oblique sinew]

wtf

no

thats -1 day off for me

[deft swallow]

Sunday should be deleted

[oblique sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/uto-amatsuka-amatsuka-uto-springy-springles-gif-21966663

[devout bough]

mondays should be deleted

[deft swallow]

It's always the worst feeling day for me

Especially when I wake up

[errant yew]

Friday is the day from hell to me

[oblique sinew]

dont fuck with my days off

dont care

[devout bough]

why ordainer like that

[glad plover]

I like it, very post noveau

[next helm]

Pure green

ngl

[devout bough]

doesn't she know clothes exists

[oblique sinew]

she took the idea of naked apron too literal

[deft swallow]

How does the cloth hold

[glad plover]

reminds me of shego

[devout bough]

it doesn't, she's holding it

[oblique sinew]

omfg it does look like shego

[next helm]

Also gonna enjoy this coming Christmas gonna blast some speaker in the streets

[deft swallow]

lmao

[oblique sinew]

or remind me* ig

[errant yew]

It is true Friday is the weekend but it is the day from hell for workers people want what they want

Always busy

[deft swallow]

Friday isn't a weekend?

[oblique sinew]

im sorry you were born with such a skill issue

but dont fuck with my 3 days off

you can have thursdays instead

[weak parrot]

sex

[hoary iris]

Died to goonacide😔🥀💔

[errant yew]

Lol

[next helm]

Play 3 weeks of azur lane and touch grass

[glad plover]

I want a schedule where I work one or two days for ever 2 or 3 days off

[next helm]

my daily gaming

[rain valley]

ah shit, Genshin got me
giiiiiiiirl
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y_1TbFf-ao8

[next helm]

That's hot

[deft swallow]

When this meme was trending I thought this meant something completely different

[errant yew]

Wtf 😳 where do i come up with this stuff

Has died too goonerside

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[deft swallow]

Do you not know about the goonercide meme?

[errant yew]

Naw be mindful of posting memes here tho

[tired crown]

[glad plover]

I;m sad. The new update killed the Arashi mod and it doens't seem like theres gonna be a patch

[devout bough]

where were you when lane died

[glad plover]

lol

[devout bough]

lane is kil and you are loling

[glad plover]

I low key thinkt he devs tohught that lane was going to be killed the firs tmonth in

Like, you can clearly see thats it's super easy

but then it spiked? and the devs were like fuck, we need to more to this

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/prinz-eugen-prinz-eugen-azur-lane-eugen-eugen-azur-lane-kirby-eugen-gif-17992295577007592143

[devout bough]

if game weren't easy how tf would i clear it in 2018 with an LB2 chicago

[dark solstice]

On the toilet reading a news paper

[glad plover]

?Really they gave chicago a skin?

[devout bough]

???

[dark solstice]

Will always remember him when I go to the loo

[next helm]

Yo

[glad plover]

isn't lb2 a skin or something?

[next helm]

give me a shipgirl that is blue

[devout bough]

i had a stroke

[dark solstice]

Which one ?

[next helm]

Any

But is blue only

[next helm]

Not big but right

[upper flame]

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-taiho-azur-lane-slow-ahead-uwu-gif-20555643

[dark solstice]

Bushwooki

[deft swallow]

Why is downloading AL such a pain

[glad plover]

I still don't udnerstand why they shifted from akagi to Taihou

Like, is it because Taiho did less damage in the irl war?

[next helm]

Slightly medium but ok

[dark solstice]

I've got ya now

[next helm]

Yeah no

[meager haven]

Yeah yes

[deft swallow]

No

[meager haven]

Yes

[deft swallow]

Lolicon moment

[next helm]

Loli are cute so no weird is allow

[meager haven]

Bro calling Ibuki slightly medium is criminal

[next helm]

Except her

[dark solstice]

Ark is cool

[glad plover]

I feel like dd's in the game need a massive eva and torp boost. Like the rigging won't allow for big damage and thats natrual but dd's were really important and you can see irl that proper damage control made sure alot of these ships were living

[next helm]

Ark is cool and freaky ✅

[glad plover]

hello

as the japanese say, OHIO!

[next helm]

Hello who are you

[dark solstice]

Ohio

[next helm]

Ohio sigman means hello to you

[glad plover]

ye

[weak parrot]

It’s more like ohayo but sure

[craggy geyser]

Birb be winning

[dark solstice]

Damn my screen bugging out

[next helm]

Damm

[weak parrot]

Good.

[next helm]

well is sad that I quit that game but is ok

[dark solstice]

Why you quit ?

[next helm]

grabs by the head

[next helm]

Well nothing been playing for a few years now so yeah I guess I quit

[dark solstice]

You can check out anytime you want but you can't never leave.....

[next helm]

Is ok is just I'm curious I play some games like zzz, blue archive and all the gacha games o tried

so yeah I quit those too

after few years

[dark solstice]

Azur lanes the only one I stuck with

Keep getting promps from solo leveling I guess but haven't logged in for months now

[meager haven]

You should play Limbus Company just to get bored of the gameplay in a week.

[oblique sinew]

but you should def play the two games before that AND read the novels

[dark solstice]

Why does that sound so familiar

[oblique sinew]

[next helm]

Also I gonna quit Roblox because of their system so yeah is fun playing for 8 years

[deft swallow]

What games are you not quitting

[meager haven]

Everyone should play Lobotomy Corporation without a wiki page open ever.

[next helm]

Well I still have Minecraft the first game I play

[oblique sinew]

true

everyone should suffer as i have

[deft swallow]

It'd been 10 minutes and it's at 1.9GB how long does it usually take?

[dark solstice]

Ah hell no limbus company reminds me of another game I got bored of within a half hour

[weak parrot]

To be fair, AL gets boring really quickly

[dark solstice]

But dailies are short and sweet

[raven grove]

It doesn't exist, I'd know. I'm stuck here lol

[next helm]

But I guess I will quit also playing Minecraft I also play for 8 years now

just like Roblox

[deft swallow]

Bros quitting gaming

[abstract ingot]

Guh

Had to dissapear for a while because grandma is an unstoppable yapster

[dark solstice]

I wanna go to Ohio

[quartz comet]

snores

[dark solstice]

Youngstown Ohio to be exact

[meager haven]

Just play like 90s and 2000s tycoon games.

[meager marsh]

If you don’t exist then how are you talking?????????

[next helm]

I gonna miss and other games way back in 2017

[meager haven]

Or Sid Meier’s Civilization III

[next helm]

I already play some games of that

[raven grove]

I'm just being a silly fox

[dark solstice]

Treasure your relatives while they are still around

[tired crown]

Play industrialist on Roblox and build a nuclear power plant

[abstract ingot]

I know

[surreal lagoon]

I have come on to say good night

dont melt

[abstract ingot]

I am just kind of tired

[weak parrot]

I like games that can keep you invested for at least an hour

[next helm]

Bro is from the future

[weak parrot]

Without being grindy

Like I like long video essays

[abstract ingot]

When you do bycicle for 3 hours uphill you kinda get home grumpy, y'know?

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-seseren-gif-822096645756115046

[weak parrot]

90 minutes is the sweet spot for video essays

[next helm]

Who is here love watching some interesting things In YouTube only YouTube

[dark solstice]

Gary grigsby games would be for you, you could take a month to make a turn

[meager haven]

I love 4 hour video essays.

[dark solstice]

What's interesting on YouTube ?

[abstract ingot]

Who the hell will get to hear 4 hours of video?

[dark solstice]

Love a good long video while gaming

[tired crown]

Smt smt real life lore videos

[dark solstice]

Can listen to a documentary or something

[next helm]

Well gameplay, clips from movies, watching player getting jumpscared because is funny and pranks

[agile silo]

brother, theres alot of drafting arts for Ibuki

[abstract ingot]

I kinda just put the white noise, but it's not that long

[dark solstice]

Bushwooki

[abstract ingot]

I guess I also have the guilty pleasure of putting rants going for 11 hours criticizing High Guardian Spice once

[weak parrot]

I can’t do that long

[dark solstice]

I renamed mine that

[weak parrot]

but the sweet spot for me is between 30 and 90 minutes

[tired crown]

I think that’s an Ibuki
Could be wrong tho

[heady pawn]

correct

[abstract ingot]

yeah, I think so too

[dark solstice]

Ever fall asleep while YouTube is still running ?

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-azur-lane-seseren-gif-822096645756115046

[weak parrot]

Yes

[dark solstice]

You can have some weird ass dreams hearing stuff from the video

[weak parrot]

I listen to those AI scary stories to sleep

lol

[dark solstice]

Hard to beat a good spooky story

[potent moss]

That happened to me once during the time I was playing WorldBox, at midnight.

[dark solstice]

Why I wanna go to Youngstown, to see if I would meet this so called dogman

I don't believe in that crap but would be awesome if it was true

[sacred oak]

Nailed it

[weak parrot]

Anyway, I have this game I’ve played since 2014

[teal girder]

dogman is cool

[weak parrot]

but nowadays, I hardly actually play it

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/dogman-dog-man-dav-pilkey-spin-dreamworks-gif-9322455781177356887

[teal girder]

awesome CV

[weak parrot]

sure, there’s still a lot to do but yeah

I just collect my daily rewards

[dark solstice]

Youngstown,Ohio dogman I think it's called it's a great story they interview one of the guys and if it's true would be something I wanna experience

[next helm]

gives a cheese

[teal girder]

theres more than one dogman?

[dark solstice]

Dream anything weird?

Dogmen all over the place

Also white ladies and grey ladies plus Dick Turpin's ghost

[potent moss]

Nah. I am too tired and weak at that time, that I suddenly fell asleep.

For like 30 minutes.

[dark solstice]

If somehow by some small chance they exist I wanna see one and will eat my hat

[teal girder]

hat eating contest

[potent moss]

@next helm
Your pfp had reminded me of this:

My favorite blue ambient background.

[raven grove]

Floof contest: who's the floof queen

[dark solstice]

Floof

[dark solstice]

Deffo zuikaku, she can shave it all off every floor girl and collect if into a fur coat

[quartz comet]

You know what screw it all are good,

[potent moss]

Food.

[dark solstice]

Need to fatten her up for Christmas

[solid whale]

badass fucking skeleton banging a shield

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-shield-gif-4723149553822545077

[dark solstice]

Those from Skyrim ?

What in the dragonborn is going on

[solid whale]

badass fucking shipgirl banging a shell

[dark solstice]

Okay will keep my head out of the gutter on that one

[weak parrot]

no don’t

let your head go into the gutter

[dark solstice]

Adolf won another election

[solid whale]

pervert🫵

[weak parrot]

Visualize her passionately humping the shell

[dark solstice]

I meant with a big hammer smh

[weak parrot]

well, it’s his fault for not using proper English

It’s supposed to be banging ON a shield

And banging ON a shell

[modern yoke]

[solid whale]

☝️ 🤓

[modern yoke]

[versed quarry]

Thighs

[lavish oracle]

seggs

🫵

[modern yoke]

Batman femboy

[lavish oracle]

[modern yoke]

[dark solstice]

Who dis?

[versed quarry]

Ryza

[dark solstice]

Damn

[mortal hill]

Batman femboy

[solid whale]

my pie is done

[weak parrot]

Legs are hot

Smooth anime girl legs are excellent

[solid whale]

suprised the filling didnt spill out

[weak parrot]

I’ll fill you up too

[solid whale]

🫵

[weak parrot]

But the filling will spill out

[raven grove]

Oh my~

[weak parrot]

[opal karma]

Creampie i see

[weak parrot]

Coconut cream pie

[dark solstice]

Is their cream inside?

[solid whale]

meat pie

[teal girder]

chicken pot pie

[solid whale]

i overfilled the dish

[weak parrot]

I should stop being strawberry shortcake

[teal girder]

may contain zui inside

[weak parrot]

Time for a change

[dark solstice]

Oh meat good too

[opal karma]

What

[weak parrot]

yes, my meat

[teal girder]

strawberry milkshake

[opal karma]

Coconut cake

[teal girder]

somehow made with tea leaves

[raven grove]

To quote Neptune: How Lewd!

[dark solstice]

Just joking around or am I

[weak parrot]

sus

[weak parrot]

balls

[opal karma]

sllab

(your balls got twisted backward)

[weak parrot]

sex

[solid whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1176397545577119794.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[nova monolith]

I am really appalled for a ship girl not being able to lift heavy gun mounts

[teal girder]

Still no chair. Do I really have to buy pity box?

[meager marsh]

Unfortunately

[dark solstice]

I was gonna say sit down and take a weight off but if you have no chair 😞

[meager marsh]

Maybe try farming until the last day

[nova monolith]

Meanwhile, I beg for a Fighter Slot for both Zadkiel and Metatron

[weak parrot]

what if you spilled out your insides

[frank dock]

is it just me or the DaL dorm set has the "ship" going backward

[meager marsh]

Why did they make some gear skins that are clearly related to certain characters but those characters cant even use them…?

I still don’t understand

[meager marsh]

It’s a special ship

[nova monolith]

Me when Tohka can't use Sandalphon Cosemtic Baffles me

[nova monolith]

its AL in a nutshell, also wasted potential to use other spirit's Angels instead

[oblique sinew]

wdym she doenst need sandy shelling

she already has it

smh

[meager marsh]

Yeah….. azur lane can’t even do this ONE simple thing right

Smh

[nova monolith]

would be nice to see an Ain Soph Aur

[oblique sinew]

why not a paradise lost

okay ill see myself out

[nova monolith]

DAL cosmetics better suit its ship too

so why not

[serene niche]

[weak parrot]

and the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air

[opal karma]

What are taxes?

[teal girder]

only a formi problem lol, I am gonna sit on water and be ok

[weak parrot]

gave proof through the night that our flag was still there

[dark solstice]

You can sit on water ?

[weak parrot]

I can piss in water

[dark solstice]

Why would you do that 🤔

[weak parrot]

Assert your dominance by pissing in the water

[opal karma]

He couldn't hold it anymore

[raven grove]

How is everyone

[dark solstice]

Fair dinkum

[dark solstice]

Gonna go sleep 3.24am

[opal karma]

Kinda homeless

[sacred oak]

glad to hear you're potty trained, but usually that's something you learn by like 4 years old

At the latest

[oblique sinew]

pfft

pfffft

[weak parrot]

Excuse you, but I’ll have you know I’m not potty trained, sir

The world is my restroom

[nova monolith]

Bro

[weak parrot]

ew

[oblique sinew]

wdym bro

[nova monolith]

Sandalphon Slashes aren't enough m8

[oblique sinew]

its right there

smh.
EN these days

[opal karma]

job

[silver bear]

Hello

[weak parrot]

This much better

[nova monolith]

On my damn life Synd

[weak parrot]

ships > collab bs

[oblique sinew]

[sinful vapor]

Uncle Synd

[weak parrot]

EN servers are full of third world nationalists

[nova monolith]

[oblique sinew]

John

so post MORE collabs?

got it

[weak parrot]

[nova monolith]

[sinful vapor]

EN servers full of

[opal karma]

Hi

[nova monolith]

John not you too

https://tenor.com/view/date-a-live-dal-kurumi-tokisaki-kurumi-s4-date-a-live-s4-gif-25972341

[oblique sinew]

damn look at this collab

[weak parrot]

I hope you live a long life and die peacefully in your sleep

[dark solstice]

I am out of this world

[oblique sinew]

i want to die peacefully in my sleep like my gramps
Not screaming in the car he was driving like the others

[sacred oak]

The redeeming factor is the occasional Filipino we get

[weak parrot]

Sound gay

[nova monolith]

imagine Road Rage

[oblique sinew]

imagine deez

[dark solstice]

Damn thats messed up funny

[opal karma]

I'll die like a Exodia cards

[nova monolith]

, well good thing you are looking at one curse Peenoise boi

[opal karma]

Divided into 5

[nova monolith]

bcs I am insane as usual

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/shizuo-durarara-heiwajima-drrr-anime-gif-12251775

[oblique sinew]

why you mad

[weak parrot]

Filipinos

[sacred oak]

Pee noise?
https://youtu.be/8gfhiunjFmY

[oblique sinew]

time to oath kurumi ig

[opal karma]

ARMS cozy pee noise slap into the toilet

[nova monolith]

me when I mock my Country

[oblique sinew]

hm wait

[sacred oak]

Waiting

[oblique sinew]

i confused the k ships
I meant kotori

[weak parrot]

Imagine being Filipino

[oblique sinew]

kurumi is the weird clock one