#al-general
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What did you do Goose 
I would just come to meet Her. Then leave
cant remember the last time i went to church
Such a shit take 🤢
I went when I was 4, booted out of the car and left to go in myself got lost smh

And tell me one thing does busty nuns even exist?
No point arguing with the uninformed 

bros acting like i was talking about her stats
youre the one whos misinformed here
Bro acts like I was talking about her stats
Let's Glasgow kiss and make up
hmmm
i mean
probably?
but they wouldnt act like implac does
like
ALs boob sizes are all so inflated that they're basically detached from reality
but that doesnt mean that every nun has to be flat
my ranked exp in gfl:fc rn
-0 wins
-1 draw
-2 losses
Its Azur lane. They make big boobs without nips.
I know I am a late comer to the whole anime thing but have watched enough to know they are highly trained and can do martial arts
tbh Alsauce's nips are a myth
yea
because as it turns big booba sells really well
shocker
they don't exist like Yeti and Aliens
Business baby

@peak knoll @pastel oracle I will be here until the eos
Behinndddddd youuuuuuuu!!!!!
its basically been the same positive feedback loop for manjuu, so why even make anything else
Huh-
You ever been to an opera ?
Degens makin money
i wonder how big CVN will be on Azur Lane
No actually
I dont want to go there.
another day
another minority group being discriminated against 😔
Always some part the villian is behind the lead
left-handed people truly oppressed frfr
But they don't see them so everyone shouts behind you! Well we did when were kids but fun memories
Which one this time ?
never once in my life I saw left handed people get oppressed here 😭 but maybe it's just my place
post big tiddies
lefties 😔


I saw that 🤣
alright guys, stop rubbing each other off
mods really should look at deleted messages more often
this chat is the definition of "jerking off with the boys"
would
Get your head outta the gutter smh
I am so sad now
i can't when this chat is IN the same gutter
you do not want to be in the gutter when the boys are doing what you just said
dw bulin would boost u up trust

they do it constantly here
Do what ?
thinking about Azur Lane is kinda funny in the animation looking at a bunch of CV's riding aircrafts
I need alot tbf
who doesn't
Isn't that normal ?
people don't play
Speed up time
~550KB/s is cracked
nighttime is best time to engage in pegging
Damn what happened ?
Aircraft carrier riding an aircraft normal? 😭
fair enough
That's how they moved in ww2
Azur lane was a documentary
thing went smooth, and all of the sudden, ~37.5MB/s down 99% to ~550KB/s
i ain't happy
USS Enterprise ain't riding SBD Dauntless twin 😭
it's the opposite
Try Opening task manager or are you on mob?
what if we have aircraft carrier carriers
nope
Task manager is very clean
Maybe just high usage ?
Oh just in timing, you speak about it and my download went back to normal
someone must use my goddamn internet for free
I ain't like that


Gotta share these things
I will spacecraft it
The fact they use my wifi so hard they drained my data usage like a fucking leech, that's so crazy
what if your dad was a real person
What if ur wife was a real person.
Bought display booster box and first pack open and got this 
Some viruses shut down when you try to check on task manager 
Ships are real
i don't even have a fake wife
The laptop is actually clean since i not download any third party apps, mostly an legitimate apps
Do u have a real wife
nice !
So likely no virus
i just have girls i would touch
no
So would or not would
Ok
Your probs right

I like launching hundred tons of steel at tens of miles per hour
But, do i had to swipe credit card to get my wifey formi more skin? I feel like i had to do it, for her
🤏 💳
Fellow Eugen lover

perfect
Want more skin

best wifey
I did get that skin tbf

0 kg
heavier than dino
, jk jk, i don't want to get falcon punch from Formi

Lighter than Enty heavier than uni
heavyformi
Would she fit in my fridge
no
nah, your fridge evaporized instantly
evaporize isn't a word
Rip. Have to buy new Samsung fridge
Ah yes, samsung smart fridge inside AL, goated strats
Though uni was around and did shore bombardment was it Korean war
unicorn is unicorn
Some guy played azur lane on samsung fridge
I thinks its
@blissful oxide
i hate tech people
goated 
But, that too risky
the homies and your family will see it
Implac
That weak ahh chipset could? 😭
They will see you as the gooner final boss
Idk
I am secret final boss
mines can't even load New Jersey race skin without lags
No one knows it tho
My freezer though it was a fridge and melted
I feel you. My taihou swimsuit skin lags too
your phone can't handle NJ physic, weak
🫵
Put your device under training arc, now

4gb of sentient boobies
More
more
Real like why do they put allat chest on my phone why not on me instead
I WANT MORE BOOBS LESS GB


less boobs, less clothes = less gb
Someone need to be flatten like pancake
BLess you
I would love to

Okay, let me use my anvil
U aint flat?
to flat you
we need more small boober less clothed ships
The boobs need compression to reduce size
cock
I wish I wasn't

lesbbian male ships
Thanks for making me laugh. I am sick rn
lwkey if I was a girl my outfit would be fire
Eugen oath skin is nice
Lwkey if I was a girl, my homies would never be stressed
Regular stress releaving.
I still dont get what is concept of a homie
well this was unexpected but CERTAINLY WELCOMED
Prettiest oath
Begone thot
I love Musashi oath more tho
Fuck sake
That line was hit hard 😭
Kashino/Owari
Musashi turning me up for some reason
Im torn
"canonically married to eugen" hows ur life with her then??? :DDD
Musashi is reason i play AL
Musashi looks good
How much per a doll?
Not worth it.
They should make a deka fumo for kashino with actual size
I found eternal peace in my life
hot damn...
Vielen Dank
Happy 450k followers everyone


Moggyyy
What followers?
🐌 ?
time to sleep

good night all
Loved my love of my life since I saw her
@stiff forum hey i found you. Hehe.
glad ur enjoying ur life then man :D
Hmm
Hmm
I'm starting to get convinced this user is the actual Alaska cuz every time they appear in the chat they just said "hmm"
might be engine noises
Dw. He is a chill guy
or simply a sailor of hers looking at the distant horizons thinking "man wtf am i doing with my life"
huh, make sense
Her evolved version queen of Lust.
peepee
One shot from mog, you are dried as a skeleton
Where do i get Mogador?
mog skeleton
you not get her, she get you

@pastel oracle i see you sir, hi


Limited
Good morning, fellow Shikikans.
She was from the shop of Alsace's event.
Mog will run again in the fall next year
Isn't it rerunning soon?
Akagi race queen be like:
Just win the race
Just win the race
Just win just win just win the race
limited on the event shop
I missed it yeah
accept the Mog into your life

always remember - if she scares you, imagine how terrified the enemy must be
unlimited drying work
You are lucky she is thirsty, bcs if she doesn't, she will obliterate you, look how she easily bonked an enemy to defeat...
just call local Joffre for support
||unlimited maintenance works||
I have grown to dislike dishwashers involvement in azur lane
I liked his first iowa and yamato oc
mind explaining your reasons?
kronshtadt soured me on him a bit cause i didnt like that design for the first gacha cb
good news, he's long gone already
interestingly, Guam was probably meant to be Alaska (given some theories)
I didnt mind dish at first
unfortunate for him. but him being gone was good for the devs anyways 
Dish's Yamato sisters were great
every theory leads to Alaska 
who needs a whiny bitch to draw anyway 
I cant help but feel he contributed to the overall art style al is now doubling down on
Well, I like Dish's designs and the way Dish draws
Dish's Saint Louis Oath skin is amazing.
Idk i liked his style better in 2020
also, Kronk slander when this exists?? unacceptable, she is precious

Oh
milk.

Tbf that kinda makes me wonder if i just dont like dish' choice of face style considering i dont mind krons face there
I do remember, this isn't made by Dish anymore
Guam ninja skin too was made by someone else
yeah I didn't think this was Dish's work
anyways.
Yamai and yoshino and their skins are my fave designs in the dal event
in descending order
Kurumi obliterates RodM based on skills 
Kurumi superiority
I was looking at it from a boob perspective
Remember the time he almost got his wish by making Kronk bigger than Kashino, but got bonked instead? This is probably the reason for this cow print bikini reference
I don't, but that would make sense lol
or... because they thought people would buy it
idk i think the kronk cowprint is hot. but im also biased and really really like cowprint outfits
typical Gooner marketing 
there was that other girl. in the indiana event that got a cowprint skin that was good
||Fargo ?||
Kersaint?
it was fargo
beeg
that was an actual Cowgirl, but literally mistook her for Damn Anchorage
woah, Fargo skin mentioned
that's better, Joe.
everyone thought she was Anchorage tbh
doesn't look like Kersaint at all
||never the Kurumi tongue, ever again-||
despite the terrible trigger discipline all around. that event had some good skins

wish we got miku
hell naw. not again bruhhhh

She'd immediately try taking over the port lmao

shipgirls are already charmed with SKK rizz
wouldn't work
unless it's Littorio
hence me using "try"
fair enough
all according plan... after all, I'm not skk
As typical as Kurumi is, she is truly devious
we're all SKK
I should probably get out of bed lol
amen.
me I should get back to bed lol

🌮
don't, there is unknown shipgirl under your bed
See you guys later.
its already passed midnight 
I'm the Fat Ugly vice skk that actually does the work while Skk flirts with all the girls
How else will I find out who it is if I don't get up?
Yoo I didn't see this gremlin for a while.
hello mutsuki man 
literal skill issue
Need next meta showdown news stat
Been busy with exams and sailing in oldschool runescape 
mutsuki meta
When do they introduce ur meta system
she steal candy
Good and old Busy Shit 
If cruise is for purples and ops for ssr
how do they introduce ur metas
Advocating for shipgirls who arent titcows nor lolis
watching an anime about gacha
dealing with Insomnia once more 
probably the Alpha Timeline survivors like Takao META or Ent MENTA
No i mean gameplaywise
oh, mb
chat this guy right here. react
to this guy.
roger
agree on advocating against lolis
titcows though? protecc
Why do you not love l'audccieux
meh.
or Forbin
lolis = free
s.
More specifically calling for modest sizes to go along with the titcows
Ok
we have plenty
Its weird seeing Formi not have large body melons
we get plenty too
I keep Taihou chan since she is labeled as an official Daughter to me
The last German event was rather medium
underrepresented in the ur and high tier category
Fritz not withstanding
Cleo, mistook as Musashi, wtf 
Z11 huge tho
choco Musashi lmao
I'm not going through the wiki patchnotes again, I just did that like 2 days ago
there's plenty of them, and skins for them
they're just less numerous
LOL.
Z13 wants to hang out with you and Z11
Hell no 
you just angered frog horde /s
But shes a purple and i already stan haguro
Why would the rarity matter
Remember when impero was gold and trieste purple
waifu over rarity
Trieste i think was bigger
And if your gonna move the goalpost
me when Foxhound and Ranger 
Then you can move on
including waifu > meta
cuz atp its just whining
Ranger is so fucking based brotha.
also her base skin def bigger than the retro
like, i have my own set of issues with AL
hell yeah 🗣️🔥
massive tits.
But im not moving the goalpost everytime someone counters an issue
Massive Assets 🍑 
at the end, all has their own preferences or tastes so
Taihou and Kowshino 
Breh
need more balancing
It's actually very important they focus on the boobs for the plot
oh shit, its that Uma that looks like a Donkey
⬜
Good morning everyone
hi
||White Tear just dropped moment 🥀 ||
Would there be rioting if one of the next pair of URs (im sure itll be dual UR) lacks huge tits? By not huge i mean picture hatsuzuki or evertsen
this even if the other UR is the usual huge tits
😭
There’d be complaining no matter what
With such a large community
Your gonna get someone whos not happy
and makes it their mission to be annoying
yes i wont be complaning even if she's flat
ye

what's surprising is that its Raffaelo, but she is a Thigh girl, and oh boy I want to be her chair
as long as meta ship , then i'll like them regardless
||Admiral Hipper as CV parody when.||
||heh. flight decks.||
I straight up forgot Raff existed
ill be real
some will like large, medium or small "Superstructures" (milk magazines)
some will like or hate arists
etc etc
like, my main issue is how AL kinda forgets to add the whole “ship” to the shipgirl
sigh some people hate and like something as if the world spins with them as the center

its because Lion and Rumey existed
I mean I won't be surprised that Chen Hai is forgotten, poor Black Haired, Crimson Eyed Girl 
I prefer discussing things I like than things I hate
agree
Also Barraca got the highlight instead

Raff was fine as a design
or trying to understand someone's position / take
Just didnt speak to me ig
be matured pls
soo.... good smile company just made a real sized Bremerton figure, it's only chest and face but is real sized, 
Idk why you’d want that
If I don’t agree, I just move on
because Baracca is such a sub /s
idk if I can send it.. hmmm
ye
its like the time when Soyuz first came out, but unlike Soyuz, it wasn't just the skin only that made her popular not famous
big wife
Soyuz also didnt stick with me
big.
and then came Error 404
big!
and i dont really click with her new skin either
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like you?
sure
fair, Alsace and Mogador was around the corner
cock
peanys
pingas
cockmericans
off to cockpit with you 
hens
rooster
i'll roost your er
Erm
hmm
rabbit milk
so like
this figure is supposed to be as a well you know the jar situation but real or what?
because why would you buy a real sized Bremerton figure

dakimakura
like this is an actual figure
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let's see if I can send what it is waiting mod approval
well you see you can, well
I can't say it for my integrity
they have money and they dont use your house's space, no issue
She gonna be in npc jail longer than soyuz at this point
but you get what they can do with it
so that short people could be crushed by Mommy Bremmy 
Permanent Physical Furniture vs Temporary Pixels is wild on this one
the boobs are real sized and that
the
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BHR.
ahh, BHR
honestly
wish we got her
The implication there did fly right over my head
Shoulda been done sooner
The story can bend itself into a pretzel
depend on lore expansion
I was thinking from a “someone not me” walking into my domicile ajd seeing it
to justify that
money talks, u cant stop rich people. just like elon buys twitter and turn it into X
while the other disappears when the one who made it vanished through thin air
i wish.
Like i said, pull it outta their ass
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but i feel like we aint ready for that shit ||not yet||
truly every comes at a cost
wait till Tone finally goes out of NPC jail
or some other unknown girls
they didnt did you bad, just sit back and enjoy their cause
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yeah.
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it is what takes me back from buying depending on what figure, I do have Pola one but that is the most extreme one
And now i remember the other reason i dislike the obsession with big tits in high tiers the devs have
probably with Yamato might Yahagi arrive
Hmm
its gonna be a big barrier to releasing bonnie from npc jail
snow.
If theyd rather waste uss slots on more boobies

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ah yes, Odin the "get IB bonked lol"
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username checks out XD
If tits and ass sell
Why not a character with small tits cause the focus is on her ass and thighs
respect for dedication into Eugen
now, lewd her 
pure dedication. indeed.
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Maybe manjuu should throw more money to increase the sizes of each content drop per event
Then thered be more room to try different forms of goonbait
yeah like, my collection of yu gi oh cards
DAL has 6 units
wouldn't be surprised if AL got closer to Modern Warfare / Warzone game size, by having 2k+ shipgirls 
They can do that for normal events too
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there's what, over 800 shipgirls right now?
plenty of options
That said i was thinking most of it going to MOAR skins at a time
wonder how many of future girls will be medium-premium 
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Not all the lines were written to 2025 standard of lewd
The standard for lines which i have no issue with btw
one of the characters which is the sole reason why it actually became decent.
even with all of the lewd or whatever way of going, I still enjoy any designs the artists make
I just want to give Tirpitz and Bismarck a hug
So much Eugen
My litmus for dialogue standards is basically the special touch reaction becoming less "serious" than before
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I see
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Ah fair enough

some say shoukaku's are softer
and then some will enjoy milk from both sisters

Infernal spotted, commencing summoning ritual
Someone was talking shit about your girl
yes. goat mentioned. ||and that goat is Infernal.||
Temper Temper ahh moments
entire someone just blasted out of existence lol
Hmm
yes yes Snow, now melt 
2 days until Boise META
I love blondes
and then waiting for Boise-chan

Oath skin first
fair enough
@pastel oracle They did dirty with Implacable Warship Girls 
night battling with shy Boise (turned out to be more danger than yanderes
)
(worth it)
Nun 
but yes, their implacable is a nun
Boise would never hurt anyone
Christmas nun
not meant in that sense
just her character doing 180 degrees on night battles
next meta ops on dec 11
fuck this wait
Whos this
Your Wet Ass Dream

What if you had a naked dream
And I was there
But I had a burning hot pan

And I put it on your back
Then got boiling hot water
And put it on your hair
Making you bald
tf is Miss cooking 
Hmm
Hi wife
Hmm
huh 
I’m cooking you
gun
So I can feed you to the dinosaurs outside
don't make me polish the heck out of you
you will wake in Podlasie (worse than Brazil)
You can’t touch an American
You liberal
americans are very touchable
bet
Touch me then


Hi
Christy
Hellos
Least suggestive implacable
👈
So are we cheating on NJ or is it nun day
now cum
special touches Missouri
Let me catch you cheating on NJ Etsu ima make sure you rot in he-
You know what
W etsu
Hmm


From now on you will post nothing but my sister


Are dragons real

Yes
👅👅
heh, welp im gonna stupid stuff with the Wiki UI
you will remain Missouri even after
I o w a
I will
Cause I already will have a head start
So I only will have to change pfp
Being Missouri is permanent
Stranger danger stay away
6 feet away buddy pal
speak metric pls /j
I already stay 16 feet away
I know 16 inch shell language but that’s it
Hmm
how american

aye, Dish art
wai this is dish?
yes
That was prime dish
oh the fuck
Dw it was prime dish before all da drama sir
imma check to confirm, stand by
Current dish could never
Says in top left
ye, she's
Yes
eyes not working 
Dw auto correct does that to me also sir
monkey mode enabled
i leave for some amount of time and its still dishcussion
get some lamp
Get ova here I’m finna gobbla you with kisses


You heard me word for word
Bar for bar
inches to inches
hotdamn, muricans are taking over this chat 
This is America
you will never catch my oil deposits 
Land of the free battleships
Who decided that?
Temper Temper 
W(h)isky
wonder when we get either Iowa or preferably Montana class
including Alaska class
We have Guam
not enough, need more 
feofle die when they are gilled
grilled 💀
English horny person
NJ
heavily armored penis
better AP round 
LMAO 
lol
Don't mention that trauma
don't make shipgirls scared
Operation desert storm
Hmm
wait what- 
No.
We left this in 2020
I will
No.
Yes
Hmm
boob soup
kinda milky taste 
akashi milk soup
that's stolen soup
Hmm
Admiral class conversation
RN’s finest
Best part of that movie
274 images
get that to 406 
You know whats weird, i havent seen Sandy for a long time in ANY official arts
Real
Sandy cultists enjoyers are sitting somewhere else
X-wings throwing hands around ISDs is peak SW
i will say
Its incredible to see the stepup in fights from ANH, to ESB
That one blue squadron pilot that knocked out the shields on one of the star destroyers
Y-wings my beloved
Real
regardless of era?
free french forces
ye
but I sit on my beloved ARC-170
i like the armor on the upper parts of the frame
But not on the actual engine nacelles
V-19 torrents are underrated
a mix of the two is my peak Y-wing
blue boat
Better then those dumb ah ah bombers in last jedi
So
I kinda like the design
from a visual standpoint
i thibk the turret shouldve been in a swiveling mount on the dorsal side
And it had like a giga big Proton Torpedoe launcher array
please stop using the slang
just say ass
the bomber from the last jedi is terrible as a bomber
its definitely a space shitbox
but it would quite useful as a light transport
imagine carpet bombing in space 
the bomb funnel is better used to transport troops
y-wings do that
No..?
if you look closely in the background of the opening
they have Proton Launchers
of episode 3
cute fox
you can see them carpet bomb lucrehulks
rare Naka art 
Hmm
Bomb carpets aren't very stylish
Its less the issue of carbetbombing
and more so its Gravity induced?
like
The Tie bomber does it
eh, it's star wars
but its clearly a launcher of sorts
ye, simplest answer being the best
well, y-wings do do carpetbombs on planet surfaces
if you watched the umbara arc
y-wings of the rebellion were fighters
but y-wings of the clone wars were fighter/bombers
A shame Star Wars Squadrons lost support so quick
they were multirole starfighters
V-19 torrents were nice though
luckily, they did get put in a better role later on
V-19s are meant for defense

V-wings are massively underrated though
agree
Congratulations you have just made the Missouri register
sad to see that they did not introduced V-wings in Clone Wars
yeah, they only did it in the bad batch
ye
Again
for Republic turning Empire ahh moment
i mean
it's a shame because v-wing pilot concepts from episode three were awesome
tho, afaik, V-wings came kinda late to war
i mean so did victory class star destroyers
Built for a war that was over
the Victory I-class star destroyer was introduced in early 19 BBY
or mystic Maelstrom class
I love the Vics
so some of them saw combat in the clone wars
“Go my Assault missiles”
Victory design made by Fractal is peak af
There first combat debut was Courascant
Huge Star wars fan,Picard deffo best captain
but yeah, the Victory line were a purpose built battleships
because venators were awful for that purpose
and Empire reduced their value after war, by making Victory 2
Venators weren't bad for their role, as battle carriers
the Venator is definitely a solid support ship
Republic lacked the experience and readiness for sudden war
CIS was better suited for their versatility, that they had better start with many classes of warships
Lack of experienced officers
they stripped their navy down to just the judicial forces
Venator themself weren't bad, since Republic went for more multi-role design
honestly though, i would love a halo-esque game set during the clone wars
(kinda bit them in ass for still)
venators were by no means bad vehicles
it's just their utilization was ass
but to be fair
Usage doesnt equal design
arquitens escort ships were lacking
shut
had Republic made alter version of Venator, by adding more weaponry and armor (like Servator from Empire at War Remake mod)
things would kinda go a bit better
so venators were the best choice
No Arquintens slander
or introduced Victory class earlier
no, like arquitens were terrible for ship to ship combat
they are great for their role
i like the heavier armed Imp refit
as escort ships and light troop carriers
but the arquitens weren't built for ship to ship combat
that's what victories were for
but they introduced them a little too late
Arquitens design itself is great
like, they looks cool af
but no, they aren't build to fight Providence or Munificient
What are we talking about






