#al-general
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that's basically AL-anime in nutshell already
let him cook
include literal russian Yuri?
ig this will do
there's Belo x Kronk for that though
<has germanish nick
<sees Laffey

Bye
That would work if the mc married his mom
i mean that was the idea
Who's the next UR event?
rerun will be Guam/Laffey II
for new UR, no idea
and mc is adopted, for genetically feasible
probably Sakura since they love December
Freddy Fazbear
Or a cousin
(now that sounds kinda memeish)
nah
XD
2nd cousin +

It triggers me everytime SB says Freddy Fazbear
become admin, then
Why
or start your Villain Training Arc
only to get defeated by some Friendship Power, smh
Gotta keep the agenda going
Aaaaaaaaa
XD
Stop!!!!
what if RB also mean Real Bears
No
Freddy Fazbear
every time I see FNAF
I keep thinking FFNF
french mind
Real Boobs
hmm
Force maritime de l'aéronautique navale, so... yeah
Best faction in AL?
Siren
In Azur Lane

ofc it's Siren
Iris, obvs
In the Azur Lane
Orthodoxy time
If FNAF exist, yes
XD
then personally , the
producer faction
sirens, they have Choco milk.
best faction in Azur Lane are obviously Leviathans-X turned waifus 
Real?
the Twitter? 
Not that abomination
@violet panther mc pfp
Battle mode:
find X ahh
meant for headpats
Why hands so big
so she can hug us using her palm

it's engineering and sensor marvel too, mecha-hand has real-time-movements and sense like real hand
...
XD
We know where this is going
ikr, otherwise, Space Marines won't be "handy" on thier crusade
She has a job to do

There's definitely more to these names than meets the eye...
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I will never oath any character from the date a live collab
not even Kurumi?

am gonna call Mutsuki class on ya
SKK does not know, right?
I saw mutsuki.
because if he knows, FBI know too
not that FBI would come outside USA
lmao
irl-yes, but in meme , FBI is everywhere
CIA
they do Collab with interpol and various countries that have extradition treaties

yeah, my country's FBI-equalvalent is called DSI
FBI, CIA , ATF, DEA
and NSA
oh no, anyway
commits tax evasion
ICE
We got secret police here
just like Vergil would
and lastly IRS
Under da red sun we got secret police
wonder under what name joker does his taxes
How they got el Capone
Dante's Pizzeria
XD
a placeholder-name pretendto be Javelin-sister, (J-class) HMS Joker
Money laundering Ahhh

Javelin firing Javelin missile looking like javelin
money must be fresh and clean 
she looks like javelin but evil
oh no
oh 
Purifier playing games again
the weapon
looks nice
Javelin if she was hot
Why mods so active recently... Hmmmm
can't even commit rule-breaking /s
ooh Takagi is back
I grinded so hard for the past 3 days I actually got into the rank for the first time in all my AL career, dang thats crazy
I just wanted a 2nd Zafkiel bullet gear skin 😭 🙏 🥀
(I still dont have it)
missing 3 skins...and 1 of them is the chair
Did that even hit the target

yes...
she shot through the fortress ship armor
white devil
what does a car do when you turn the key?
just noticed those DP artilery looks like USN one 💀
cant wait for AL to pull a funny and dont give me a 2nd zafkiel bullet skin
all the children in the world.. small price
Good morning nerds
Yang Wen! Hello
...
wait
did you just casually dropped n-word?
😭
no nerds? then dumbsegs whole month? 
Owie
lemonsex
sex
gj 👍
I saw a movie where someone got killed with a grenade launcher at close range
DDDecember soon
apparently essex shouldve been named as brutal fucking
/jk
never-ending foxing time
decent chunk of Sakura Empire mobilized
but November is already Non-stop Nut November
I've seen combat videos from ukraine...
that's for December, the hyper-Floofing season
it's gonna get worse in December 😂
peanuts, walnuts, almonds, pistachios, pecans.etc etc
I've seen those too when they were viral on twitter
wait where's maintenance notification
what maintenance?
What maintenance
Thursday maintenance
Oh no
we have maint today?
Did you not get the news

Running across videos of a dying of a soldier with his guts hanging out, and choosing to put a grenade next to his head, is a real quick way to learn to not be bothered by gore 
emergency maintenance this week ?
interesting they did not announce the news.
can't recall which hour it was
These 2 didn't get the news
some hidden content may come to be showcased after this
regular maintenance
wasn't notice made 2-3 hours before reset?
if there's no notice, then assume there's mostly no maint
why there should be maint
banana
if there's maintenance, there's gonna be dorm food in your mailbox about now
also, bought this gem finally
releasing in Jan

just checked, no in-game mail
so looks like no maintenance
I've been burned by that before
blep
Zrbs

zohn

Johnsuki man!


gotta hate it when Im afk farming x5 in event and I come back with the twin drop 2 runs in
Nato

nvm
If it were true, I would tell Takagi to unban you there just to dump you there

almost 60k only 1 drop
I know the feels
I too went 60k for 1 drop
2 drops by 60k
I pulled the twins once and they dropped once
all DAL girls mlbed and 60k-ed, so i return to casual grinds
I got enough to mlb and 1 to spare from drop alone 

Kuru Kuru!
I got a lot of yellow bulins, so it is not an issue
4 left atm, gotta save for December
oof got over 20

sadge
Fleet died at the last boss
pay the sub tax
One day ago, in a galaxy far, far away
pay the Albacore tax


bypassing planet Coruscant
If it is going to the next closest star, it will take at least 50000 years to get there
azur space
u mean the Mem-Hat
Mem.
sad that there is no specific Gif of Galactic Cyrene b-t-h slap Irontomb
both are like ten-thousand miles tall

while Eden got real-sh*ts, somewhere in the Ark
2nd Kotori 
nice trophy
indeed
I only left Tobichi 
Catto

They should make her inverse mode instead 
lmg car
Tobichi's inverse mode 

Car
didn't gfl2 have that huge ntr drama
Wat?

that's loooong ago

the Daiyan/Diana incident
narita top road ?
Yes
Yeah, I heard the current devs and wrtiers hate the fanbase for some reasn
and it's certain-group-of-players feels offensive that one of their GFl-girl has feeling for a male npc, other than the player
wasn't there other things? like some other gun girls were saying that they were unhappy under the command of griffon and that they were WAY happy free now?
is this you IRL
that's unchangable core-setting
so they (disgruntled players) have to fk it and move on
Oh damn. Series 8 pr is out and I'm still up to only pr2
GFL2 setting is like a decade after GFL1 iirc
Hm
Couldn't get much into gfl2 after the first one
Yep. Also, you now have to deal with raiders and stuff. No idea wth happened.
meanwhile Arknight Endfield take place about 150-500 years after Arknight 1
is that Helen/Dp-12?
Yes
GFL-game-series also has (kind of) 2 spin off , Neural Cloud and Fire Controls
Gents, do guilds and choosing Azur Lane or Crimson Axis matter? Did it ever go anywhere?
just cosmetics 
If you like red, go Crimson Axis
if you like blue, go AL
also, what nato said.
As a new player, am I bricking my account by buying promise rings instead of dock expansion? I wanted to marry all the DAL units. I'll expand my dock afterwards.
if you Boosto, get cyan
simply joining a guild is indeed important
Gyat
Ooof. I am quite disappointed. I thought they'd finally do stuff with it.
Is the dock expansion on the guild permanent as long as I'm a member?
the upgrades were permanent, yes.
i heard some info that even if you left the guild, the upgrades from guild still applies 
even if you transfer guild or whatnot.
I see. I'll just purchase that option then. I'm currently busy buying rings. I'm a newbie and started playing because of the collab.
Thanks.
I donate to public guild
It perma yes
devs should give us the long-requested feature ||maybe highly unlikely||
bring back the old ui of shop and cruise missions.
one day it'll happen ||or maybe not.||

Whats the best equipment for cvs now, same as before?
Define same as before
Hmm
when in doubt
||double steam catapult||
Two cataputults, skypirate/tigercat+wyvern
There is no such thing as best equips for CV bcuz of timing, enemy movement, armor type, etc
That... was never the best equipment

Wyvern is more for mob fleets
I hate auto correct keyboard ffs
Dw i got it asap lmao
Alsauce she is WHAT
Too lewd for a default skin to show
Even too Yabe
MV can get away with a Lil areola

skypirate is never on the same tier as tigercat/flapjack and ryuusei over wyvern in most cases when you need a torp bomber
Skypirate? damn that looks like forced to use
If you have money to get back those gems, then yeah,
But if not you probably are about too, despite the future gems you get...
It was kind of top of recommended according to slaimuda for specific ships
the 3 2x1000lbs bomb fighters tie for 1st place, then skypirate if you have none of those 3
Yep
I was forced to quit shortly after Implacable event, I think. So it was one of top of the line
Hii
fighter: flapjack for heavy, german rocket for light, La-9 for light/medium
db: skyraider for light/medium, tenrai for heavy
tb: ryuusei
Ooof, I'm going to need to do so much research
or gear lab but yeah
Isnt it hvar fighter for light?
for the DB we can craft a gold one from helldiver in the lab now so use that one if you dont have rainbow and just dont use db for light if you dont have skyraider
is there any fighter with that rocket?
The one you farm from york2 event
HVAR hellcat , and Spearfish TB
I'm going to try to get materials first
spearfish
but yeah I totally forgot about the rocket mounted hellcat
Ive used the german one as my go to for so long
I dont have the german one, what it look like?
Spearfish has 3xtorp and RP-3 rocket, which deal less than HVAR but still best vs light
Ah, nvm i have that one

unlimited gear skin boxes
Takagi


F these CV man if I see light I put HE guns anything else I put AP guns. 3 BBs backline all day every day

Hello dear @frank dock,
It's with pain I have to confess that I have lost my 50/50 on Chisa's banner. I don't have money left because I spent it on Cyrene.
Therefore I would appreciate if you could kindly take the initiative to fund my Chisa pulls. I will message you my paypal.
Lol


Send ?
Imagine playing game with 50 50 mechanic
imagine
hope you won't ptsd of Chisa , by seeing Noshiro
I still have 0 noshiro to this day

My only usable sakira CL is like... watarase or something

i see
sakura vanguard is all about loli DDs!
so next saga of Wuwa is really Blue Wuthering Archive?
good evening

no maint today?
hender 


nachi is so underrated
sakura only shines in main
it seems like
fart with reverb.mp3
I havent clicked on homescreen boobs for a while now I think Im healing
Hm
Tell her to keep running
But first, I just wanna see Taihou on the School Girl Skin
They all want milk
Damn I should join them fr

Car
be the one who should get their milk 
Nah I'd win

oh yea
ive made progress on my super inbred dinos

e
im playing ark survival evolved and am doing a Carcharodontosaurus super soldier breeding program
basically breeding them until the offspring gets a mutation and then breeding them
their family tree is a straight line

@stiff forum 
hi hi
Cutie
im here for free brownie
Arsene more like Assne

Beenjamin! 
arsene gets a cow pie instead
where is free brownie i was promised
Hello
how are you
New day new me

if i could, i would nuke this place for lying about free brownie
Same cant complain much

Brownie?

Whiteie

Hmm
just treat it as chinese emote
or whatever that is 
Hm I see
Arcanum with the goated reactions
you saw nothing
this but replace NJ with a fat case full of MONEY
Hmm
free choco soon
Replace nj into Alaska
Bro wants to kiss paper
Does anything end today?
Look at this thing
Fluff
heat death of the universe
A Thursday of November ends today
This stupid little thing I call my daughyer
nj overrated
you cannot change my mind
She looks tastier then the ice cream

It has learnt how to understand english
Ah yhen your mind is not worth
Simple as that
Now perish
Finally a person who knows about it
yhen is not a word

Happy thanks giving
A mind not open to the greatest ass of america is not a thinking mind at all
ye

Ah yes very helpful 
with how stupid the US is at this point i expected nothing less
you ogey, takagi?
november 27th 2025 heat death of the universe
so true
cook zuikaku ||well.....||. and she becomes food turkey. nom nom delicious. 
Wish I can check the logs I can see what bro been editing
Then which ship do you like?
damn the end of universe before gta 6
@jaunty adder Let’s not make threats against other users in this server.
said "greatest ass in America" ain't flinching FB
, but an America-Ass-Junior broke it 
really just be like that sometimes
Ban Arsene


lemme see
so theres roon, guam & plymouth
and like
a few others
@stiff forum
Hmm
turkey
@jaunty adder 
thx giving moment
BELLLLFASSTTTTT
Think the argument goes both ways here
🗿
Kinda cringe
Belfast retro when
except i dont worship any of them like NJs fans do
that's happy thanksgiving for ya ||maybe. or yes
||
It's not about fans of specific ships tbh it's just about people radiating loser energy
change this line and see how long you last
It applies to like most ships in this game
yeah you gotta be like me and radiate baller energy

Ah forgive my illeteract

Yu-Gi-Oh ghhh

at least theres no bloody lolis involved...
badass fucking shipgirl holding garlic bread
It does sound like that lol
That's in #game-news
wha
Anchorage art 
Means he was talking off topic in general
btw lorenz out competes kashino in terms of size
For real, would gladly taste ice cream off her
what does bro mean by that
idk ask natoki
make her ice cream

she may barely forgive if it's Painleve snatching her ice cream
But yeah nothing should be ending today for any event right 
dont think so
End of service
Yea
That’s in February
Good riddance
taka can you bring back the kizunaAI event with your forehead powers
badass fucking skeleton banging a shield
Could be end of September
murmin
Missouri end of service
Yamato end of service
eos huh
Out of stock
end of suffering
Fr
end of fsaratoga
How is the Skeleton doing that?
Got an hour twenty before I have to be thankful
Must be hard with a shield
Minecraft?
Azur Lane crossover is getting better. They got my favorite Date a Live character
Thanks giving?
Yea
AL x Prison school has GOT to happen
My manager asked me if I celebrate Thanksgiving today, I told her I was thankful it was pay day
oh when is turkey ship
I said early
if u could find a Zuizui

hey what are you giving on this thankful day

oh yes I forgot zui
the bugs are back
Buying meat for tomorrow
Nothing cause I didn't even celebrated my birthday before
i celebrated your birthday
cake to face
im hoarding all of your birthdays
Give me cake like njs gyat on swimsuit
We just get everyone in our family together and make food and stuff
I see
sorry man i ate all of it
Feels just like a party for the most part
Thanksgiving
Enterprise chucks me into the oven 
you should email the food to me
no thx-giving obligation here, but just abide mom's wish to go on 500km train rides during weekend
I’ll send you a picture
Nice I don't know even they know about thanks giving lol
#blessed
fat ASS
AL x uma
Don’t forget to finish your 10 skill books before the day ends
what the horse doin
Eating
oh ok, mb
Ju fufu 
not only Jufufu
march overfeeding her alter ego
i know
It's my gyat which is

Aw
Talking about njs cake btw
oh but of course
hidden burger

none of that burger is hidden my man

HidingBurger
if the card can, so is burger

just came back and realized musashi has new bis gun in PR7. Sorry dev13 hindenburg
burg's burg.....
Daisen gun?
the new gold twin 410
She can burg me
like survive her falliing-and-flaming-blimp?
the nuclear bomb is mightier than the sword
tsar bomb 
Daisy Cutter (bomb)
If only I could get more
basically dropkick then BB-barrage
Ja
ngl after getting her i kinda gave up on the dupes
why cant my tohka equip the sandalophon
I’m just farming the event
I want more gear skins
And this in particular suck ass to farm
The drop rate is horrible
normal events dont even drop gear skin on map nodes
Collabs do
This is one by far has the worst drop rate
The 2nd worst were the muse stages
may as well farm regular chapters, then coined on skin box at regular-shop 3 times a day
true
Time to sleep and wake you and learn ruski
I also do want to buy out the shop
I dream of boobs now
i'm done at 60k, so return to chapter-grind full time
I just put 4 fleets full of ships I need for the PR farm and let them run forever without worrying about morale
so I kinda like the farming
lemme edit the message.
i got the wrong ||and botched|| spelling btw.

So guys im watching ryza on tv this 1 girl has arrows pointing to the middle of her cleavage
It’s on her clothes i cant lol
Those little sexual innuendos
how to earn the "Medal"?
hi newbie. im dad.
||retire loli ships. very ez.||
You can call me uncle
2 stars ship?
the 1 star one give gold only

what do you even need medal for
B I S M A R C K
Bismarck look cool
so i play this game just to get her
based
you pull on the heavy banner right?
should i sacrifice all 2 stars and 3 stars ship just to get her?
that shop resets monthly so you still have some time
im just played for 4 days i think?
hold on
4 days before the medal shop reset
will they change the reward too?
no more biscuit
also dont put Bulin in your fleet wth
those prototype bulins act like dupe. you use them to limit break other ships
who should i retire?
i need 46 more
okay
might want to keep Javelin, z23 and arizona cuz you get special reward for mlb them
even with all the purple bulin gone?
no
should i limitbreak the Portland to 5 stars?
gold one is much harder to come by
portland is a great and economical tanker for newbies
she's decent
i got many(according to me) Gold recently
one of my friend told me that she is the best support for newbie
so i should limitbreak her to 5 stars?
you'll get there
heh?
||@elonmusk6942||
again?
i aint clicking that spoiler
that actually the n word on the spoiler eyy. 
i care why
won what

john i lost wakagoma. its gotta be a good run 
chat. react 🏆 to this guy.
the glue factory is not too far off
nono wakagoma is a trap
Bismarck
yea but why would you want bismark 
she look cool
she does?
she does?
(in my perspective)
did you know they did a special Koeru cover with tama/oguri duet?
no? 
brb ill link it
are you john?
no?
Stupid question, but does Azur lane ever state the world is round? I saw this dumbass map and I'm just to to amused to not dare to pose this question
Like, the full post says the world is flat and this is what earth actually looks like
its stupid, but really amusing which poses my question, does Azur lane ever say the earth is round?
it's simple, does Azur lane say the world is flat or round?
ah Nube's homeland out there at the edge
wdym?
You havent been to the abyssal ocean?

Does Azur Lane ever say the world is hollow or not?
No, sadly i'm stuck behind the ice wall currently
i mean no it doesnt, but Azur Lane's world is just an alternate earth so its naturally round
But we can say for sure it doesn't state the earth is round or flat right
if the AL world is round then why is the OPSI map flat then? 
there is have something called "marrying" , isnt it?
excatly
A bunch of square maps that make a circle
..wait a minute
I've never seen any stars in azur lane
I don't think i've ever seen nor read a text that says constellations exist in the game
no but like, I haven't seen any art with stars in them
there're quite few ig-cutscenes with them
...Shit, there goes my tomfollery
the stars
also in nagato asmr there are stars in the bg
hipper asmr would make you blow your brains out
hydrostatic equilibrium makes it physically impossible for planets and stars to be flat
what if you get a super large hydraulic press
the idea that flat is even brought up is either they trolling or have no knowledge in science
I'm just saying, it would be really fucking funny if Azur lane's universe actually had a flat eath on it
omg harbin hi
Like the devs pulla fast one on us
anything is possible in fiction
hott ake, harbins wedding dress isn't that good
something like, a planet named Hipper?
like it's pretty, but after a while her wedding outfit is bad
earth in AL is just one of kashino's breasts
true
which is why i play peak like umamusume
aslso, when are they going to use the accurate map of earth?
long Antarctica is goated tho

lmao
gob very based
john
rice maestro doesnt exist help
they could do so much with anatrica, like it's actually really fasicnating. They could make it so that ice in it melted and that the sirens have a secrect base there or something
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