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Koreans
Aisu 
Snow
Hello glow

Unnecessary laffeystare

Who
WIFE

is the answer to yer question
I can't remember tbh
gimme a sec
Second passed
her:
Eepy bneepy
This one
Hot
I AM NOT ICE# CREAM
Got a few so far, I was thinking bismark, brest and watarase beside 4x collab skins (tohka, twins, kurumi and origami)
gay
I check others in yt but their interactions have less layers idk
Froyo 
Honjō Kamatari is my shemale waifu
must be fucking hard to walk in that thing
possible, yea
Hm
ok frozen yougurt is worst
NO
Hi snow
hi

Inplapfernal casually camping on chat 

Plap
What's good mamagi
plap
Real
Hm

hmm

his name is heat
Mama
My engine heating cool me
Aight i go dont get cold
cold is good
remember to stay warm during snow 
snow is good
Yes, everyone knows that you are good, Snow
mmm
Cold bad. Gives sniffles and allergies
Boise Enjoyer spotted
You gotta love how half (more like 90%) of the skins have them basically 2 steps from having an ahegao
Like it’s this meme
What
Meanwhile Duguay:
I hvae no idea who that is
would post her but......
tho wait, I think I have posted her CN version
gonna risk my life, then
I prefer her without makeup
its CN version, so should be (probably) safe
Put her into onsen for clean up
Dawg she is like 1 step away from full blown kidnapping and doing obscene acts at a reasonable price
AND I LOVE IT
based
ever saw her lines XD?
and go “Take me”
Its 4;15 AM rn
Go slep
call for shipgirl mommy, to sleep
or get some milk
Somr nicr boobs will help it


Play AL till you tired
I am on pills but I have to be down to help out my mom before 1
And tbe pulls are finicky
Sometimes 8 hours
Sometimes 10
Worst was 14
or start studying, brain will instantly force itself to change topic 
How about knocked out
And I forgor to take them as rarly as I could

By boobs? That works
damn, sad to hear that, Gamer
That'll be irl momma booba
hope ya'll get better
Ello
Hi
hmm

Musashi shell compared to some missiles
Large and in charge
Telephone pole of doom upon ye
oops
srry for ping
Does anybody actually buy the special furniture items with how ridiculously overpriced they are?
Actually I couldn't find time to check whole interactions
this is still the prettiest
Telephone pole of destruction
Talos was a Surface to Surface weapon right?
It was an anti ship missile but could also intercept jets
Which it did
Shot down some migs
Vietnam
Penis Hunter 3D
That's honestly impressive ,
Slight correction, its a heavy Surface to Air Missile with a secondary Anti-ship function
yup
That's a weird game
and in the game Sea Power: Naval Combat in the Missile Age it can be used against land targets.
Quick question: Are you allowed to discuss how much money you have spent on Azur Lane?
Is that a yes?
For your own mental health best to forget about how much you spent 
No rulebreaking if I talk about it?
Not that i know of
Hmm
your fine mate
Would be diff if you were giving away bank details and stuff probably
Are you a Minecraft villager perchance
whats with “Hmm” being the only word in your vocabulary
He speaks sometimes
Okay, thanks👍
A man of few words until it's absolutely necessary

Snow at least actually says things
I have seen him say something like twice
This is fine
Show original name
Name original
Was gonna look up the record but I hate mobile never works for me did find someone else with the exact same server name than Mr.alaska
Do you have any words of wisdom ?
are there any guilds for newbies?
Fangs in her mouth cause she drains all my life away
🦇
You German by any chance ?
Your wisdom reminds me of a German girl with glass fangs that likes to bite people with them
I am not
Are you snows alter ego ?
Who knows
You do
Perchance so, perchance not
Hmm
why there is a guide started after i changed server
you made second character? (not account)
i didnt want to
Dunno how to explain that part properly
if you create another "character", (as in pick other server than your main one), you will get tutorial / guide, since it's starting anew
basically each server means new character
yes
okay
but you won't lose progress made on other server
You can't transfer accounts across servers
I personally started up a new account on lil e just for the fun of it
peak Richelieu class (sadly no Gascogne in sight)
entire account or just character?
gj 👍
Well idk what else to describe starting up a fresh navy in another server 
Still got my sandy account

Tylenol titties

I have some pretty silly ones in here
no more teahehaha 
the worst goodbyes are the ones left unsaid
Yeah..
who was that again
gph mod
He was one of the mods from My gen
He was the Lore mod for the longest time
In case any of you are curious about how our Mod Gens work
make me a mod
i'll have this place in tip top shape

I actually still have Furutaka retrofit
we have standards
She's very cute
das nice
Yeah. 

If you buy kurumi skin you can become one of us
Welcome
a empty chat
Hi Rubi
Its honestly kinda wild how compartively small Bis’s art pool is
In comparison to say
Akagi or Taihou or Shinano
sex in full armor
Ijn supremacy yet again ye
Like the new Lucia from pgr
Sexpremacy
What does sauer kraut mean
Wife
It is a dish made primarily of fermented Cabbage
Oh kimchi
No
Japanese brain rotted💀
It's korean
sauer kraut g00d
crunchy water
Its good with anything
No that's watermelon
It's literally.
Literally just cabbage
Like
Have y'all ever heard of winter melons?
Shredded cabbage
I cannot impress upon you the sheer amount of literally just cabbage
Hello PSI long time no talk
Man i love cabbage
I love potato
Northern Parliament boobs?
No then
Damn goon rotted
I mean you are in the Azur lane discord with a name called freaky
Well its your job to get that freaky
fuck no 🔥
Hm?
I git a j*b bih🔥🔥🔥
like im trying to understand thats going on in it
I think, isn't the most common type of cabbage just the brussels sprout?
Atleast you cencored the bad word
i go to my place of ed*cation on friday
(c**gge)
I know there is other cabbage but like, that's it
The one everybody eats
That tastes like crunchy water

I think green cabbage is most common
Yes
Where me boats at
I do like iceberg but I'm not sure if it's cabbage or lettuce

It's too flavorless to be cabbage
Idk
They aren't synonims?
Yes
Lettuce is a food and cabbage is lettuce
That's just cabbage
proof?
This is cabbage
That's cabbage
proof?
I'll take both
top 2 azur lane discord debates
Iowa vs Yamato
Cabbage vs Lettuce
Phalic is just cucumber
Those are bitter, we don't eat purple sht
And eggplant
🍆
No I think he means purple lettuce, it has a name
Aren't cauliflower usually white?
Coliflor
Wait fr
Yeah, cauliflower are mostly white
yes but you can get other varients
im pretty sure purple it needs a lot of sun exposure iicr
Why is that one purp
Selective breeding
ah
Breed
Seed
you guys ever had cauliflower and cheese?
No
No
Lowkey i think it rivals mac and cheese
👅
Not available in my country
I have to go to like a high end store
And it's probably expensive af
rip
This is called radicchio and it's the most vile, bitter cabbage out there
I absolutely hate it
Steak cabbage
Did it drink blood?
It absorbed all the copper from the ground
Hence why the bitterness?
what do you want for dinner honey
metal cabbage
Good iron tho
For the body
vroom vroom
new fanart idea
nagato driving a tractor made of steel from her rigging
Catboard
Nyoooooooooom
That feels like amputation, Nagato playing with herself?
the azur lane plantation
Why nagato a loli tho😔
Because art
I can't wife her😭😭
Also, wasn"t she the most recent BB?
after watching a certain episode of DAL, I had an epiphany regarding Kurumi...
Kurumi just wanted to help
Kurumi is a Clippy
Breast boobs?
I like collecting all the chan versions of characters
What were the last BBs built by Japan?
akagi and amagi chan verions are so cute 🙂
Good morning.
Yamato class
Yamato
also hi again chat
Hi wife
hi ]
Hubby 
and because Kurumi is a Clippy, I just spent the last hour or so editing a Clippy to have Kurumi's face
wait, how tf were you talking about cabbage and lettuce 💀
good little clippy you get that word doc full
Gotta stay healthy
fair enough
or at least the guns. those are swappable and so should be more feasible to do funny things with
"i hope... to be able to welcome the day when we can all beat our swords into plowshares..." she says, and i thought of doing one better than a plowshare 
how do you speak?
I speak?????
English
/j
why are you patting the j
I need to go to work soon wife
pick up the fox 
i am getting threatened with a 'knuckle sandwich' by i think a fucking 40 year old over discord... 💀
banned from the j
either that she was small irl along with Mutsu, or that afaik it was easter egg that funds were raised from... uhh kindergarten? or orphanages
The j word
I only kept taihou
imagine your kindergarten funding the fucking imperial navy
J*b💔🥀
My dock is a place where all the characters can smoke weed, chill and watch shit on a 4k tv
tho, might be just AL thing
waddup bromeo
Brotato
Speaking of, are we getting any black Friday discount on dock space
I got an account waring for something i did a year ago so i switched account 💔
then i did face scan which it fucked up and deleted my account 💀
then i made this acount
such case is in KC
dude you'll be fine i lived off 187 dockspace for 2-3 years
I'm on 202 and it's almost full
dw brother tough times call for tough meassures
and in life you have to learn to make sacrifices and not get attached to things
prepare the retiring!
"Bell, we've got a job to do"
- Adler
oh, wrong game
sry
xD
Bye wife I'm off to go get the milk
𓉔𓅂𓃭𓃭𓅱 𓎼𓅲𓇌𓋴
have a good day / night, hubby
SKK speaking ancient enhancement table
too beautiful for the face scan it flagged you as another creature
real im the next Björn Andrésen
its egyptian 💔
💀
...he?
I already retired bel chan, sheffield and one more maid I had go through retrofit
this was him when he was 25
What's her name, she was classy
looks like i gotta name Lion "we beat bayern 3-1"
XD
i dont know lol
oof
Have Kronk or Kashino as wife
milk is always there
blizzard?
like DQ blizzard?
oh, that
yeah the key there is consent
they would what- 
somehow I never heard of it
I cheese
did you know i worked for riot games? /j
I did not
well now you do so did you know i work for riot games?
Sheffield 
I had no choice
There are so many cute maids I couldn't retire
Scrap taihou
Curacoa
She is not a cute maid
but she is cute bunny
Bunnies are for stew
and pool tables
Just looked up at my ships and holy shit the diffrence between a gold and purple cruiser is insane. Ning hai and Ping hai for example at level 110 has a fp of 197 give or take while chao ho and ying swei has a fp of 68. That is fucking insane
Taihou is the reason I started a new account
First ship to oath
some cruisers have weird stats ngl
Never retiring
Granted, I retorfitted them but I was really hoping to use chao ho and her sister instead, they look beter than the hai sisters
There are very few purple ships who are worth it. Unicorn for example
I feel different, my first to oath was Chapayev, but I ended up loving Deutschland and Sheffield afterwards too, I bought all skins for Chapayev
All ships in this game are viable my ass
No one said that
And I have oathed Sheffy and Deutschy
imagine pain of playing Hai Tien:
It's soemthing I heard online
jesus fuck thats bad
Taihou idk
sadly
I made her into 120 just for tech and her memory
Curacoa retrofit, she sucks but so cute
And because I was farming Daisen exp
You suck
bro whyyyy manjuuu fix your fucking DE ships, give chao ho and her sister some love, they have the best desgins among the crew
Lol
They are, as long as you carry their ass with state-of-the-art equipment and Perseus/Unicorn
Lmao
Amagi III when?
I think I'll retire the cat too
or Amagi's sisters
Don't think I'll ever limit break her
Who? Akashi?
They will beat w14 trust
Just put UR guns and AA guns on them
Who?
Akashi
Lol
never retire unique ones :o the collection MUST grow. just increase dock size
You SKKs have obtained all avaiable free gems?
ogador?
Lol
I've been feeling so uncomfortable with mogador ever since they showed that giant mole she has
I'll pretend I didn't see that
CALAMARI
hru calamari
oh boi... 💀
blizzards are good
akashi is peak, maybe not with stats
I'm conflicted, on one hand Z23 looks like a loli. But on the other hand her oath skin looks really good and I hear that you get a stat boost for oathed ships. That along with her retro skills can possibly make her on paper, a really good ship for my IBS
that's some dedication
respect for such SKK 
Who is z23
flat board
how the fuck
normal reaction in AL world
confusion among confusion
azur lane in a nutshell
kawakaze is not a loli
thats what important
i would call that dedictation. you just need to know what you need
As if I was normal to begin with 
SEA VEGGIE
time for mass Essexjutsu
Literally who
If you think we're bad
no, no more speen for me
Try interacting with snowbreak community
snow is good
time to post a obscure girl(Lex)
Why wouldn't you oath scammers?
i saw a edit of sara's face on her
Obscure to the devs

Peak
sara wish she had those cannons

And she shall never get them for she is perfect the way she is.
no
Yes
hmm
She does, just not the AL one, its the KC one that got big cannons xD
Shark mindset
KC Saratoga is cool
Beautiful
But Gambier Bay is hotter
KC mid
she's hot
funny considering she along with Lexington were the longest carriers (with cruiser artillery) till Midway class

Sara 2 soon, trust me
Lexi II soon
lmao
I mean
Lexi II: Lady boogaloo
popeyes or jolliebee
On soyuz event sara was literally crying and hallucinating having a better life without pain and loss while sitting alongside her comatose sister in a tank
ik, while knowing that irl there was Essex class Lexington
and with all that Type 2 tech
yeah
some ships will become Type 2 (irl, not counting examples like Bismarck Zwei)
am working
Wait what the fuck manjuu

WHAT THE FUCK
fuck the what manjuu
True true
one of many forgotten ones
Not even an augment or a retrofit
isn't Bismarck Zwei because of either marketting or it kinda fitted with the whole "lore"?
Lorewise
more
yeah
it was because of Corruption force and that Type 2 was kinda more protective for shipgirl's Wisdom Cube
from memory her OG rigging was just gone so what is there to retrofit? basically nothing
get to work calamari
tho, I don't know THAT much on lore, so better ask the lore masters
She can switch between her normal self and Zwei mode
ik
Zwei mode is afaik, better suited for fighting with X's corruption present on battlefield
Hmm
Geryon is a good boy
I WILL EAT DINNER NOW
they need to stop making more bimbo ships and show more love to the forgotten shipgirls
wait till Helena 2 drops
that will be fire
100% radar proc
helena zwei real

Midena
helena (retrofit (retrofit))
or retrofit+
but (retrofit (retrofit)) is way funnier
St louis retrofit when
tomorrow
unless devs will hold that Type 2
hold dn
that might be harder since retrofits became kinda rarer
(probably)
zwei is just 2 in german so it's really just bismarck 2
why is shy guy here

shoo shoo
are you gonna be fat guy tomorrow?
Santa guy
First time ever finished the gun and DR before all PRs
borger
congrats, SKK
No im much more well kempt

azur lane X ark survival evolved
lmao
didn't cindy die?
wow, adult Kiev /j
Cinderella is just off with Siren and Grave(Abe) to find Hansel and Gretel
SHE WITH 16TH US PRESIDENT

meanwhile Abe:
nice going
you killed chat, dumbsex
go to Essex :p
thats propably because you stopped chatting about akashi
naked Zuikaku sticker
time to truly revive chat

kill him now banned

When you wanna show all these 🥛 for secretary but you only allowed 5
TB Kind: 🗿
it's the roach
How about her werewolf one
She drip popsicle on bewb
W looks so much like roon
Daboru so hawaii
hawaii?
It means Kute
Why is ut censored wtf
convienently placed tail
u want that SKK to summon admins? xD
what Husarius said didn't wanna take the risk of bringing down an admin on me XD
Wee woo wee woo
Finally, sfw lane.
Oh I'm experiencing cataract
Help, my screen is covered in vaseline
No it's old age
Welcome to osteoporosis club
Huh?
Have you tried using eye drops
atago
woooooo
uhh, is that Guam, Kazagumo, Sirius with Amagi, Hakuhou and Soyuz there?
Almost!
Yes, still one off
mind telling where I failed?
hard to tell since the upper left looks like Soyuz ninja skin to me xD
Hakurou is in there
Hakuhou is the white one
Yea that
ahh
Cant remember names
Sword woman
why did you censor gundumb
tho, why Soyuz with KAZAGUMO AND SIRIUS in that fleet
Copyright issues
me big brain no doubt 
Theres no soyuz
told ya, it was Guam's G*ndam covering most of her
looked like Souyz ninja skin
kinda
should've figure out seeing more carrier oriented teamcomp
The soyuz appears
I can tell there's a Hakuhou and a bunny Sirius in there
The rest is too blurry, one of them looks like zani from wuwa
yeah
i think they're called something like primal tax evasion
i don't remember i just have that picture in my gallery and i like it
It's Hakuhou, Hakuryuu with Amagi, and Guam, Kazagumo and Sirius
Prototaxites an ancient fungi from the Silurian and Devonian periods of our planet's history.
someone about to say "Nuh uh" to enemy's sky cancer, huh?
oh yeah! prototaxite!
also the largest Fungi ever discovered
Inner wows player
i just remember it has something with tax
Yes, I hate carriers in WoWS, how did you know? 🗿
time to wake up everyone
AMAGI OATH UUUOOOGGGGHHHH
ok we wifeposting rn
based Amagi enjoyer
Oh we wifeposting now??
and Infernal still here 
hello there, Inferno


Implac 
it's a crime how Implac doesn't have L2D
in her own event no less

Implapable*
No
Been waiting nearly 3 years for one 
Implacable, very much Plapable
did someone say plapable?
Real wife is sirius
lore-established wife
Illustrious is unironically my number 1 waifu in AL xD
blessed marriage have 
My feet are cold
Plap plap plap plap plap plap
Get Charged Get Charged Get Charged

PoV: living with Kearsarge
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPPPP
E
Pretty cultured
married Illustrious
koikatsu? 
is
lots of people's wives
very big tiddy
apparently
indeed
hmmm
Very good taste in women 🙏🙏🙏
unironically i would love more skins that are post-oath in setting xD
Hi mommy Rubi
indeed
goodbye iron blood our friendship is over
and hello eagle union youre now the main one
based
I dont wanna sell those ships tho that would mean a lot of time wasted for nothing
if I know no one got me
I know eagle union got me
Nah

that's just Kronk and Kashino
okay got it
who is that
Illustrious
Illustrious Muse?
was responding to Lane, but still thx for explains, SKK

















