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Synd!
I love bnuuys
suddenly i really want to beat her head in with a 500KG
Wtf
What's the point tho she will beat you instead after repairing her head

Why do people get internal bleeding
Smack him
Ain't that like where the blood supposed to be
no

hemorrhage ?
bullets
shanks
artery ruptures
concussion
your blood is supposed to be in your veins
No it's on my eyes that's why it's red
@late shale
Hm
Alsace backshot
hair
snow and uss alaska is basically selfc||est||
Hare
Hm
Selfcensored
Anchorage and Juneau is also Alaska-related eh?
yw
Hm
synd 
hah 
I don't even want to see it 
Gay-
damn
Tell that to them, I just wanna see it 
how to make Alaska looks snowy and also not look Russian...
skills have been taken care of
ayoo
i told you, DON'T SHAKE 😡
Shakes more

@agile silo looks like ur guildmate.
I think two are diff


make war not love
i wish I could buy more of the content but too poor
Oh vi not surprised
It will get better

I’ll do my best🔥
Goodluck gng
yo eh
simulator 
Roblox eh simulator
planetary armargeddon by a kiss

Oh no they know you were spending time with other girls
What
sadly couldn't find a gif of her one-time-nuke skill, it's lore-ultimate
This gif goes so well to the top gif
Hm
Ok

Hey, does anyone know how to get melted plastic off of a stove? my mothers son, that dipshit, left the rice cooker on the stove and now theres melted plastic on it
Melted plastic? Like it decided to stick rather than not burn it completely and left a bad smell?
Yep
well shit, haven't experienced that yet 

Gee thanks very helpful
you got two options
either turn the stove on, or start scraping
hnnng both suck
I don't like the smell of burnt plastic
and I hate manual labor as is
yeah that's called a dillemma
AL Players when they find their favorite ship IRL, but the Wikipedia article is "was"
Eugen fans can visit her ship since its in shallow water
Where is wife
Need wife
even with shipwrecks and museumed one, it's still slightly different meaning to living-thing
shallow
so many meanings
why are people relying on chatgpt?
i swear people are growing stupid everyday


i use Copilot sometimes
Takagi's takagis
Takagi should oath all and then rename all the indies to takagies

You should fund this project then 
?? Im f2p 

anyway i wonder what christmas skins are we getting?
amogus-suit skin when
Close enough?
The Emperor's Empress's nu- uh i mean new skin?
ibuki will be forgetten like the common ships


have to thank Asama for being Ibuki's sister, to recognize
again forawhile
hmm
This looks very time consuming
Hmmmm, no maint this week
Feels off, ngl
Since this is the second week of date a live event
Same
@wanton pelican i don't like xmas skins
Too seasonal..
They look so out of place after christmas
I’ve always liked xmas skins
yea christmas skins are goated
To me, it feels like
When I don't remove the outfit
And the girl wears it for the rest of the year
Christmas skins 24/7 raaaaaaah
Can’t believe one of my ships will have to wear a towel and just a towel for the rest of the year 
Nah but I get it
the Christmas theme this year is gonna be
you guessed it
SWIMSUITS
ah so jolly

the father is 
City or United?
Both are shit
Boobies lunch?
Yes
Hot sexy women with big boobs for lunch

I chose the save money delivery option
Oh no
I forgot about it when I got to the hard mode mission part for like 5 years, you just reminded me now
Yamato/midway release when?
Yeah I don’t blame you I lowkey don’t wanna do any of that
better if Mog imitate Vader's breathing
WE
LOVE
BISCUT

Car
My brother

how it feels to play 8 years of this game nonstop
Nuh uh...
Booba
Damn, big booba
Hmm
how Baltimore, Bremerton, and Pitsburgh teach Anchorage....
@haughty gale did u get temp ban from mw again bruv
Hmm
Hm
Hm
Hmm
Hm
Hm
Hm
Men hello
Yo guys I need a second opinion I only got enough gems for 1 skin for NJ, beach or RQ?
RQ
game oudated
Rage Quit
man I wish I could get both
There is a way
Race Queen, since one is Available other will take 2 years
unless Next Year's Black Friday
yeah it's called getting a job and throwing money at the game 😭
in this economy?
rough as hell
No, it involves a vpn, turning off your router at the right moment and 60 dollar
ah well that was completely different than what I had in mind xd
Turn on vpn, buy, turn off router, turn on router, buy gems with 60 dollar and then buy the skin

Also, with a vpn you can get more points in exercises, but this is hidden tech, don't tell anyone else
what does that actually accomplish though? Doesn't doing something like that only help with localizing regional prices or something along those lines?
at the end of the day if the local data isnt synced with the server data it won't work right?
There's more hidden tech but I am not allowed to share
What will happen if you tell
GTA 6 beta is that real
Birgir
burg
Hindyburger 
Schob

same braincell

great minds think alike
Can I get an uhhh
Hindy Milkshake
Riche



hm
hm
hmm
hm
tbh I do not know
I never bothered to check
I already finished the event two days ago
It doesn't really matter what kind of difficulty level
the augment?
uhhh just do some stages 
yea
nya
yea event is poo
slacker 
TIME TO REROLL SHOP
it is kinda poop, don't like the multi fleet event thing
canned corn
Synd influenced Takagi to hoard mails for AL
canned coal is bad
*call, too much programming = fried brain cells
honestly skill issue
switching between 3 languages all the time also doesn't help
honestly skill issue
damn john it feels good to be paid for the rest of the week but not have to work
I got paid today lol
uh
a day earlier than usual
Manjuu pls
damn 4%, rich boi
no
we don't even have ww1 really implemented
lazy af company
what was Siren doing in ww1 again?
did we even have actual ww1 in AL-verse?
may be, if the FDG recounted her SMS self
we do
couple IB ships
which like 2 of the 5 are good
but yeah we got 5 of them
WELL 4
what was the AL-context of Scapa Flow scuttlement
well I already had Mon and Tues off, so I work tomorrow and then holiday on Thursday. lol
ah
Thüringen is shit Seydlitz looks too serious also shit
Damn, thats like a week and a half
and then come back next year on the 3rd
will be in Shanghai from 27dec - 2jan
it's frequent relocation and high-speed trains-ing
ah i see
sounds like a chore
I'm a stay in one hotel around lots of fun places guy
well, there goes my personal plan with the folks
Hey
you never know, you might meet a disinherited jade beauty
fall in love, get caught up in a plot
and make some money as she becomes an heir again
sounds romcom, but ok
I'm just saying, you can find love anymore
as if i could be there alone at a time
If you see a pretty lady hit on them with your folks watching. Ultimate power move
alpha male energy
i mean i have to bound with parents most of the time, as a son's duty
on the trip
fbi
at least my country's online-payment app can interlink with Chinese's Alipay
pfft... i wish i would agree
over there, cash is quite a rarity
oh?
at least in high-tech urban area
thats pretty ballsy, putting all thier faith on a banking system. What if theres a black out our soemthing?
You gotta at elast have a 20 in your wallet, thats just basic man code
no because you might get robbed
that's a Murphy law scenario, it can happens, but it's a matter of "how frequent"
well not for here
God I need a job. Doing uber fucking sucks
I want a corp 9-5 so FUCKIGN BAD
PLEASE I JUST WANT TO BE OFFICE WORKER THAT HAS A SUPER HOT SENPAI THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF FOR SOME REASON
the latter, you will afraid of her too
send a job app to yostar
if u think u can brave through like anime
Will they even accept? I don't know chinese well, but what I do know is that I got heart
people have told me that
I hope yostar valeus heart cause thats what I bring to the table
translate
does yostar even have an english team?
english-speakable? yes ......Western-personnels? idk
oh there's branch in Cali?
buts its a logn drive
well I was about to joke about the California thing
shit, one of the admins is online, should I test my luck and beg for a job on my knees?
advantage: works on AL
disadvantage: California, specially the ppl in there
not gonna lie, I don't want to go to cali either
yeah I stay in Spain thanks
God i'm so jealous, I want to seista and have a villa so bad
California, rather frustrated by hefty-cost-of-living than people there
dude, not to mention the homeless problem
oh ? your from south florida?
no i'm an SEA, studied college in SF
oh
One of my family is on cali
...philiphino?
and... i mean SF = San Francisco
...Lmao I fucked that up
there're at least 3-5 hobos between my dorm and a CVS/Walgreen/7-11
oof
at least once a year, encountered a totally naked obese B....african-american woman on Market St.

...ok, now I know you have been to cali lol
my staying years can be tangibly counted by the Saleforce Tower in SF
typical consturction in america
surpassing the old iconic Trans-America sharp-pyramid to become tallest building in the city


I'm gonna dead ass send an email to yostar right now asking them to hire me, what should I write
imagine being hired, although relegated to Stella Sora department
5 days, lucky you 
azur promilia department
but Yostar has nothing to do with Promillia
I don't know what that is I just need a job man and I want to look at hot anime girls
Promillia is planned to be self-published by Manjuu itself
i could swear i've seen this art style before, do you happen to know the artist?
....would you believe me if i said that never even crossed my mind? I need breakfast to wake up ffs 
saucenao is your friend (most of the time)
google lens is your closer friend
meeno is ur closest friend
WHERE IS WIFE
I fucking missed Oumi's banner.
Give wife
Wife wife wife
arent u wife
Why the FUCK did I do that
Who know's when she'll get a rerun 
set a time range, 365 days
Wife dead
@peak knoll goddamn jesus, i nearly missed 5k oil by forgetting this, i was checking daily and got bored checked others then realize this one

Wife😔
WTF??? I can't get Tohka Yatogami. I lost 200 cubes and nothing. How do get her?

shes not a ur
whoops



well ur luck is just bad
dies of cringeness
Time to buy the skins 
congratulations bro. into the #trophy-room you go 
chat. react 🏆 to this guy.
Thank u 
I got Kotori yesterday too, I captured but it's in my other phone 
Left Tobichi only for me to hv a full DAL fleet 
I only skipped tohka and kotori's skins
I know, the others have already dropped 3 times each, but she can't
Congrat
Don't tell me u buy the freakin pedo skin?
should I lowk buy tohka's swimsuit
Yoshino?
well i mistyped that i thought u meant abt 200 pulls for 1 copy of ur
There's nothing to see in Yoshino's skin

Wife gone😔
She wasnt spared azur lane boobflation beam so 
No more wife😭
Everyone watch Date A Live knowns Tokha is waifu material 
pretty much boobflated into my alley
If she kept tsunakos style then i woulda defo skip her skin
waifu, goofy, hilarious
I want that red and black girl
My wife

she's goofy even when she's pissed
U mean her?
Wife😭
I skipped kotori skin cause thats not kotori
So i got yamai yoshino origami and kurumi skins
Kotori me wife
Who was the twin
Yamai
Yamai Sisters 
Ya🅱️ ai twins

Tohka best SR vanguard ye
Yabai sisters
-# y a b a i

Get one and get another to get free for both
ur best sr vanguard huh
Buy one free one
Yamate sisters
"buy 1 take 1" ahh momentos 
Take away one's vigirnity, take away another's one for free 
"goon responsibly" ppl
wsp guys
Me wife
👅
No this is a horse
I just cant get yokha -.-

.......ok
Me 2nd wife
wsg ni||ce guy
||
👅 👅
Why does that look so AI
nice name bro 
absolute [insert word]
AL X Shantae when
👅
freaking
Wor
Thy
****absolute freaky 🤚👅✋ ****
We live in a freak world👅

well.......
Like how u worship prts
👅
Yandere of yanderes
I alone the one who deactivated the ship defense system
And i alone killed priestess with my hand
And i was proud
They've awaken me thier destroyer as if i was their saviour
guess Priestess will re-appear in Endfield eh?
She's dead
r u sure?
I the one who killed her
sounds convincing eh....
Most beautiful horse ever just died man...(she will break my pelvis)
✋[insert emote here]🤚
she will break ur what
✋
🤚

✋ 👅 🤚
big boobs?!?!????
dies of cringeness
lemme get the big EYYYY
Never underestimate the Donna 
anyways, imagine playing wows 
artist's or ai's?
A little of both
Will be called as witch by then
was this skin free? I don't recall buying it
If u got it, you got it. Forget the source
yes
tnx
ai artist
Happiness?
In this world?
Wrong place pal
just went back for the collab, already forgot stuff
Take and leave
consider Endfield is || 5 centuries after AK || , you are probably right

||CENTURIES?||
Maybe "aunty"
At least 100 year from AK
endfield = ending field

azur lane: voyage
100 years after AL
floof field
I think the Burke sisters are cute
Would love doctor be the final boss of endfield
a typical Operator interview with Endfield Doktah...
Endfield is actually startfield guys

rented the skin, she jiggles a little
Y'all endfield doktah VS AK doktah
O MY GUDNESS
OOOO
oh great, || Earth is long fked ||

I gooned😭😔
We rooned
And we cooned😔
And we mooned....
✍️🔥
reverse google lens lore
Wait endfield has doktah?

New doktah?
they're not called Doktah
Endministrator
Y'all endiminstrator vs doktah😂😂😂
and look whom was interviewing with female-Endministrator


good for you to not know her
Let me google search this
So she touch kids got it
OOO MA GOODNES
are you fucking serious dawg...
1,1M IDR for this shit 😭
Definitely a 👅 👅
the outcome is inevitable
What you expect from the Suzuran tail sniffer
ye Doktah teach their descendant-doktah-turns-Endministrator well
fun fact: doktah is the leader of nj cult
Dokta is stop sign victim
Yes
summary ; AK mcs are also employ child-labors, while the intervieweee is raging shotacon, despite that, their interest aligns
Make doktah the antagonist
He's busy simpin on Agnes Tachyon
||doktah nj
||
schob 
e
schob 
schobbing
@primal pond
he should, because NJ is || Kafka (AK)||

I couldn't blame him
a
flooba
👅
Wong indo loh rek 
who
Who ever👅
I simp satono since she got sighted in anime end of S2, and that's the best bet I do in my whole life until now
wonder if nato was here or not
The Cygames psyop has gotten to me
|| Enough furry, we advance to horses ||
North Atlantic Treaty Organization?
Aren't horses furry too
Hairy harry
No you being freaky
More freaky than me👅
I'll take that anytime
Cmon now have a freak out with me👅

Cept for Zenith
Im just freaky like that👅
Cult is getting corrupted by Agnes

Just come in again then
Nah my feed is full of Cheval Grand
I believe in South Atlantic Cartels
I had to resort to blocking certain words, such as uma and horse
Now the algorythm is trying to push uma EN account
what the hell
The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 one
What's her name
Who ever👅
same
Gatekeeping it
Why are you like 9
What if?
You looking for minor or smth?
I think you should play Uma Musume @azure tangle
Why are you assuming that i was a minor anyway?
No
Never
Even if I wanted to, it's blocked in my country
Same with ba
Cuz you think im a minor?
Possible
I take that as a yes
This
🤔
What you Vietnamese or something
Possibility
noice
Very
somewhere middle east maybe
maybe saudi arabia
They're very stingy with games
That's right
see
Idk could be in the universe though
im right
I don't speak a word arabic
Is it middle Eastern?
is it middle earth?
Nice
Idk i'd just take an assumption that your from NKR or something
*dpr
Now we know he's South East Asian
dominated by workers party? 
Or Indian
Possibility
Do we call shipgirls demihuman or human
semihuman
Mechahumans
1 time copying me was enough
Wasn't though
?
Saying that it's a possibility implys that im copying you?
Are they any reveling skins for the ships in store?
Borderline nsfw but not actual nsfw
De Zeven skin
Those mid Date A Live Collab skins
Truth nuke
From the man himself
The ones in the anime are better
👅

Goonar
Prayge.

The skins are the same right no censor on global version?
I think so
Only censor is on cn
Cn is actually just hell for gacha games
Jp is where it's at
👅
Maybe look up the wiki to check specific ship skins
Pray for impla 
Incomparable?
Incapable
Just disable
Anyway off I go find some Shido good fanart
Where maid
fox
Wif
Hi👅
Or spend time improving my sketch to materialize that one Shido picture in my head
Look shido
Kurumi
Which one?
Implappable
Yeah a donut
Plapable
creative ideas
...require insanity
Yay maid
So real
Today's the day the stars align and I get the two ships I need let me steal your luck
Be my wife first
I can't
Yeah sure you can take my -200% luck rn
Unless I get freaky for real
It's okay I will pass on that 
Too late you already have it
Son of a fudge muffin 
Where fdg
Gone
Currently writing a manga she hiatus
Did she need to pay child support ?
Yes
The commander would've already gobbled the both of them
Who the other gal ?
Lusty
someone from france
French😂😂
Dunkerque?
Lusty muse
Marseille
Tfw I have over 250k oil in mail lmao but yeah more oil can never hurt
Oil up
Raid the oil reserves
Raid the elixirs























