#al-general
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BRO WHAT 
uh what
Is she packing heat
....
Hmm
why don't u ask "is her stern big irl?"
1980 NJ configs with Tomahawk/Harpoon? boxes+launchers , CIWS, reduced 127mm guns , and re-platforming 
Also she recently got a new paint i believe
So shes looking fresh
fresh
Fresh meat
need to get her emp device

against drones
benefit of missile launcher, no need to point directly to target, the missile can self-turn when launched
cuz the missile knows where it is
Do I buy more skins before Black Friday ends 
~~would consider installing ai on missile gps, but if emp was used,
~~
NOMNOMNOM

and then there is this bag......
Is that a xl but plug
That’s peak
@agile silo mf go get a used destroyer before missile gets destroyed
it's analog trigger, so immune to EMP, but the person carry it is expect to suicide with it
defend the bag till last mins
instruction unclear, throws it onto the floor
it's yield is variable between a building-block to a county
it's the Green Light Protocal irl (or SADM) , which inspired the heavier and exaggerated setting in Call Of Duty : Balck Ops Cold War
is it immune to hacks
Call of duty collab
it's for choke-point destruction to collapse bridge, mountain pass, and stuffs to nuke soviet armada
what if the guy have a huge will to live
damn
cuba crisis
he has up to 4-7 minutes to run 1kilometer
Which ones?
“Sucks to be you, you gotta just die little bro”
- some army captain, probably
Sound doable
hand the mission to the robots then
but, he's also in the middle of enemy territory or surrounded
and if he ran away, and enemy happened to found and disabled it in time...
why not airstrike
expect heavy AA from enemy tanks marching
The blood quicken, time to perfom beyound one limit
marching 
heartbeat rpm 200
u know easist way to survive there is...hijack enemy T-72 and stay in there until nuke detonated
how many t72 are there
in war-game, 5000
ahhh
but the backpack-nuke radius is at maximum 1.5km
what y'all on about
let’s be honest, nuclear artillery is far superior
who wouldn’t want honey bunny to bring the sun to some unsuspecting Soviet guards regiment with her and W19 shell?
how to assassinate anyone u want to
That sound like way more than one can put into 1km radious
if target is 50km+ in land, then she can't reach
gets destroyed by laser
105mm nuclear artillery it is
imagine Fulda Gap, the small pass that like 50 tanks can pass every 20 seconds,
I don’t think the Soviets in 89 have lasers to shoot down artillery
not even 25, anyways, so doesn't matter 
when the detonating , at least 5-7 tanks around epicenter might be destroyed, surrounding tanks may capsized by sheer blast, but morelikely crews may survive if inside the radiation-shielded linings
I remember a long time ago a guy stationed at Fulda said, that if the Soviets attacked, they would try to seal the gap with a nuclear 105mm artillery shell. If they didn’t, they would literally fight to the last man.
The told me the army expected a 90% casualty rate for those stationed on the Fulda gap.
maybe the tank just unable to move but doesn't suffer physical dmg
in tank combat, there's mobility-kill, firepower-kill, total-kill, and Jack-in-the-Box
jack of all trades
JitB = the turret blew up
jack in the box aka the turret pop
or a more total kill
or a there-is-no-way-anyone-salvage-that kill
turns the slot into ballistic missile launcher
if JitB happens, the crew are mostly instantly incinerated
there is TEL for that
mm
The 
funny lookin sunflower
quality couch
No amount of bouncing can help vanguard flat case sadly
ouch.
ASK likes their girls lean
vanguard jiggle physics hits different
builts different
vanguard you say
her extra trait : "fellow weebs"
yorktown 2
likes to lure lonely skk with her own ways
she could since shes a weeb
just ask her
true
who’s fitting the bill for this tho
nj
fdg or nj
Painleve
why not both?
fdg and nj
now asking Oleg to cosplay Liliweiss

SHIKIKAN I HEARD YOU LIKE THIS CHARACTER A LOT
hmm
Perseus or Theseus can cosplay as Doro
(same one hit punch)
Hmm
shitkikan I heard u don't like goooning
asking Implacable to cosplay Rapunzel......
I need her help after what unzen did to my cubes
what
did unzen goon the cubes
She goble them all
some Aleve to cure my Painleve
rip
wait what
first, crack your p-lvis
..
*knees

Unzen is a good girl
sword broken
first thing I think of when I think of that is the femur breaker
(that’s what happens if you do it with formidable)
cannon broken
yeeted
twice
2nd, send to the hospital
3rd , survive FnaH
To you maybe, not to me
okay tho, which one of the girls would actually just break your p-lvis?
I had 2 Unzens show up in my build tickets
4th, in the grave
smh
3.5th....
WAIT MOG NO
true cause of the 4th scenario : died from seeing Medical Bills
damn
among others
damn, not even tricare west is paying for this
4.5th, seeing ownselves bankrupt while being a soul
there is a slightly better 3.5th scenario
actually why dont we compress all of the scenario into 1.0 scenarios instead
Franky-nurse show you medical-bills, u can't afford, so she and others offer to dried you instead.

depend on your stamina whether to reach the 4.0
Can i get some competent nurse in my ward instead, where jervis when i need her
scenario only applicable in America
true af
Cutee
but the hospital SKK was in, is kinda american anyway?
hey guys, what is next for AL.........yamato I hope? :3
hmmmm
so whats the name of skk hospital
iirc, Valley Hospital
owned by Santa Fe
damn
where instead of Medicare, you can now offer to pay medical bill by getting freaky with Frankie and Mog.
(we still won’t pay your medical bills, because fk you)
so it is in murika
man, even fake America can't get their healthcare fixed
there is an art of exactly that, but it's borderline-nsfw


“Borderline”
because there are hand-gestures, while girls still dressed
enterprise after the war now has to fight a whole new war with the VA just so she can get her back pay
Like the base skin isnt alrdy on that line

“Your buckled hull plates are not service related”
hospital of lewd
after the war, her Owari Da luck eroded to the point she couldn't be saved from scrapping

used up all her luck
Only applies to Axis based ships
santa fe skins pls
but tbf
Enty was in really rough shape post war
Didnt she have a side of her hangar smashed in?
it ended on the last Kamikaze on her, where 60 tons elevator plate, yeeted into the air
“You were a public relations officer in the Navy and your damaged elevator is not service related ma’am.”
”EXCUSE ME F-KING WHAT”
-Enterprise, filing a claim with the VA
i love US healthcare system
And it definitely doesnt make me wanna beat a few politicians to death in a back alley
to be fair, SKK should be included in the VETs anyway
shh dont bring that stuff up here
ender has entered the chat
considering a good 60% of my family cannot afford an injury of basically any sort
skull
i can get any service by just paying 24 cents usd (currency convert)
^ it's not Shima that is in real trouble, it's the manjuu...
something got on my twitter feed
imagine being Enterprise
surviving the most violent, consistent onslaught of the entire Japanese air power
only to get brutalized at home
tako tuesday
that 2 guy face looking suspicious
must've did smt last night
i can get any state-hospital service, by paying a $, but resign to at least 6 months wait
I remember hearing somewhere the funding to save her was reached
so long
genuinely sad
It was just scattershot across the US and ended up getting lost
The Essex’s got lucky in that they came outta service into a golden age of preservation
or go private-hospital and get service in an hour, but paying 80$ minimum for measly ailment
i never went there, injecting gel on ur knees cost 5k usd
but in govt its free
ngl, if there’s any ship that deserves love and a ring, it’s most definitely Enty
hell no
midterprise
bland personality
cuz didnt sank together along with the other 2
boring and useless

poor lexington and hornet
yeah enterprise kinda bland
vanilla?
you need better tastes
all I gotta say is don’t let Wisco hear that
i once got allergic-hives-and-HP after eating ibuprofen (first try), it was panicking that i went to private-hospital in 5 mins-drive, and eager to paid 500 $ for an urgent treat and night-stay
change the wisco to mods, trust me
(also I’ll admit, I’m a vanilla kinda guy preference-wise, hense my liking of Enty, so roast me all you want there)
would be really nice to have those short stories manga be adapted into a anime
decimated from orbit

xd
i'm a vanilla pig but vanilla =/= bland
kurumi likes cats (idk)

me too
Me a yandere enthusiast
mhm
Enty’s vibe is just an older generation of character
No fucking thank you
wonder does iris shipgirl like cats or not
not really Hood literally same patch
I even oath taihou and akagi
Richelieu, Jean Bart, and Clem does
Hood is also fairly tame
very much yes
oh well
yeah, probably explains the somewhat bland personality, but frankly, I’m fine with that
hi turquoise 
Hood is vanilla but she isn't bland
anime-Enty cemented her as a battle-enthusiast semi-edgelord who rarely care for her appearance
same goes for Dunkerque
theirs this one artist that consistently makes JB a Disney princess
is enty counts as aunt
really vanilla, but not bland
with all the animals she hangs with
Unlike Plymouth, who is Bland
Plymouth is a good girl
bonk
No harsh feelings really
pheebfrazzle
Hood's a bitch
Mers-el-Kebir #NeverForget
what the hell were they going for in that anime?
like actually
it's okay, i forgive her
I might find Drake more interesting than Plymouth in general
Enty has semi-OCD
cuz it have meowfficer version too
i find hating Hood for that incident to be incredibly wacky
need mwofficer named plymouth
especially because it's very dissonant from her in-game personality
unlike the ironblood edgelords
edgelords
Lowkey the cat more useful than drake
Dunkek-Meta personality may related better to Mers-PTSD,
I should watch the AL anime again
it's my comfort watch
lmfao
more useful than drake herself
cucklords
Dunk is Dunk, she's fine
dang...
french
dunk is drunk, shes fine
I’m not sure OCD is what I would say, honestly kinda seems like a edgelord in the anime.
at some point I am writing a VN for Enterprise and kinda want to expand her character a bit. She really could use a story in-game but might as well do manjuu’s job for them and make one myself
dunk is dunk she is not drunk
For me, Plymouth is too loveable to you, which is alright, but having another part of your personality that makes some twists like typical Drake is what makes her more interesting than Ply

@solid whale likes sitting in THAT corner chair
donutque
fighting is her existence and thrill, on peace time, she's kinda introvert and have some existential crisis
nooo my pc screen
My heart sank everytime manjuu release a CA that do more deep than drake( which is like every new one)
deep?
lmao
Dps
huh
Drake is still my go-to Brit tank
deeps
So far Cheshire, UR DD and Plymouth working out
I still want introvert with a dorky side, but want to still make the existential crisis a hard point without going overboard when I do that VN project
(of course, I’m still procrastinating it like I do my school work)
Drake get powercreep by the CA in same series as her
Drake Trafalgar Plymouth is a nice frontline
the anime is without SKK, so yeah, lack emotional crutch , or yuris themselves
all British UR lineup
what do you call this?
the commentary cuck chair?
Joey never returned to amagi since Drake got powercrept sadge
writing a review
1/10 wouldn't watch again
imagine one has to write a transcript of the entire night-session with questionable wording-moans
2 super fit ladies different story
hi rb
why are you formi 8871, where is the other 8870 formis
Dead
Taco Tuesday 
bro is writing a rotten tomato review of their lovelife
No witnesses
were you born on July 1st 1988
no witnesses kink
goddamn,horizon walker is so downbad that it made BrownDust 2 look like Genshin Impact 💀
You are out by a year
i saw one that comes with a sliding window
And on this month
What did I walk into dear lord
November 1st 1989?
algen
Almost
the bite of 1989?
Help
November 1st 1987?
uh huh
Colder
1987?!
1984
1984
November 26th 1989?????
I was mutated from Chernobyl
have we outgooned Nikke yet?
15th
nikke is weak
I like to believe we did
Still haven't finished my bday cake haven't shared it 
it has never been a contest
Thanks 😊
Honey what are you looking at? 
probably not
is goondust2 rlly goon
do we have to?
questions
I hope not
more gooner than us but has better story and gameplay
e
Only goon I know is Goonswarm from eve
goonswarm federation reference
elite ball knowledge
how is NIKKE's gooner content weaker than us?
They were becoming prominent when I was younger remember buying a magazine when they were on the rise
How the hell people can get into eve tho
i used to be on EVE for a few years
it's pretty fun
Was gonna take me a few years to pilot the ship I wanted
murmo 
She wants some kisses
i was on the high-low sec industrialist side though
haho
nayuta's near nude skin:am i a joke to ya?

Did you get far in it ?
none of the nullsec sov stuff
and the naked coat girl too

arguably yes, had a small niche group of customers
Getting my mining ship devastated in null sec by a pirate battleship was fun 
I NEED AMAGI WEARING JUST SKK'S SHIRT AFTER A SHOWER OUTFIT
おやすみ friends

It’s been 84 years since I slept
Pig started the most expensive war in eve
i mostly ran indies and do space trucking things
good luck taking SKk-shirt from Tosa
How long did you play for then and why give it up ?
Sleep tight Kuro
about 6 years. Gave it up in 2020 because i graduated and got a job and couldn't sustain the time commitment
sup kuro
Gave my stuff to a friend and haven't logged in since
Damn that's dedication
Go to shop 😉
Fascinating the history of eve
you need more lingerie outfits? scandalous
i like lingerie
Ive heard EVE described as a second job at times

yeah the time and effort drain is insane
but it's very satisfying
YouTube trying to get me to buy some lingerie with adverts
I need
PEAK LION ART SPOTTED
Holy
How cute
UUUUOOOOGGGGGHHHH
lion plush
Ugh
Somebody must make money on there
My fuckass tooth
That lion plush is so cute!
feel that
bros dead
And you appear in it aswell
Just tired of hurting
take it away
Heat help ?
so u cant hurt anymore
Or cold
ive gotten a bad cavity from my youth
i... did?
rip
And its starting to bite me in the ass
Oof
timed death

You cosplay as the lion plush

got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out like a month ago

All at once?
You lost so much wisdom
mhm

no wonder
i got sedated so yea
bro got more silly
just get all em out lol
Lmao
Absolutely blasted


Dangerous you could become smooth upstairs
4 wisdom teeth and this useless double tooth I had
wanna see my F1 deco box?
Rip hah, his skk career is longer than my cubes
let her touch you

Now that's gonna leave some brain damage 
I GET TO FEEL A WOMAN’S TOUCH AND LEAVE THIS WORLD
LRTS GOOOOOO
im just a sillymaxxing gooberlord what can i say

Bold to assumr they dont slready hsvr somr
UWOGHHHHHH
MOMMY
good luck if your respawn point is thousand-light-years away
Artbook 
boat girls conning tower is pretty thick
even the brits
Wait just thinking did your family video you waking up ?
Artboobd
Oh lord
CV has conning tower?
no i wasnt delirious
I thought our ships removed them because no one used it
The heck is a conning tower

ive been on the silly gas like twice now and i havent been silly
well, mostly, the whole bridge is armoured instead
You could have confessed your crimes
enough to resist light cruiser fire
because im already silly 
My box is glowing from the morning sun

I got gassed when I was really young took 4 to restrain me 

Dentist was trying to kill me I swear it
you got
ed ?
Have so many questions
gas mask? just full armored of a girl skin 
What's the cat doing
radiation cat
Worth breathing in
helldivers ahh color combination
you know, the Chao Ho and Ying Swei sisters are a big disappointment, They're so hot, but they are so bad, the game auto reccs I use ning hai and ping hai instead

POV:sneaking in Love and Deepshite in a gooner game debate
LaDS is indeed a gooner game
- no zzz there
ah right, that's also true
How
it's borderline corn compared to AL and BD2
The one thing that always confused me about LaDS is the lack of facial hair in it? do women really want men baby faced? they look so effeminate and like girls
i forgor the "goonette" term, mb 
which game should replace LaDS if the game was borderline corn in my meme?
maybe its for the female astolfo enjoyers
it's stereotype asian-anime-male-ideal

if i know anything, it's that half the women likes baby faced ikemen korean pop star men, the other half wants middle aged werewolf with sharp chin, preferably is also a mafia boss
no in between
Corn? Farming sim obviously smh
Real mean wear beards and don't care about thier appearance, they just work
i prefer to wear full plate armor
that's real western-sterreotype mindset, mostly
A central location generally apart of the forward superstructure. Its an armored structure that houses command staff during a battle
I' heard this before and it's always stuck with me, so I'll leave this hear. Caring about clothes and shoes are for girls
ended up not really being great as in the RN, they were rarely used
Probably no game like that
Yikes
and if an actual Battleship grade shell hit them
Mean 🥀

Chances are you were fucked anyway
even Hoyos has a husbando-game, albeit obscured
My ex loved those baby faced dudes
Forget which K-pop group it was
LaDS' playerbase are ironic sometimes
why?
they hate nikke just for being a gooner game
Those are men
Real men
indeed
knows what
how downbad is LaDS compared to Horizon Walker?
I'm a lumberjack
And I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies' and a bra
I wish I'd been a girly
Just like my dear pa-pa
(He cuts down trees
He wears high heels?)
remind me of this
If you look at Hood’s tower
Its the forward most cylinder with the rangefinder atop it
the gooners and the goonettes
Imagine if Enty had an augment and it’s just a birb plushie 
imagine Enty augment is simply :"No Lemon" sign
Mortal combat between both
?
Monty Python I'm a lumberjack song
need to see the popularity poll
Dude said real men those lumberjacks are hardy folks
a lumberjack, but is weighed more than 35 black holes combined.
||/jk||
Possibly insane at least the one i know
if this is Lauma's design from Genshin,what gacha game's goonerbait design is comparable to this?
u know
burg's burg.
big
Burger
AL dutch girls

Albion
or Indomitable
Albion online 
Gouden
You know, with so many gooner games from china, you would think they would repeal thier archaic censor ship laws now
depending on what your looking for

Interesting vi
ah but you see
Man I always forget indommie
Oh a birb
those censor laws give the devs unique ways of circumventing the ban
chirp
✍️🔥
Gouden mom
🦅
De Zeven?

Legit the american reaction to prohibition back in the 20's
Raid other players cube stock
Remove a large portion of people’s recreational goods
???
Profit(?)
al capone has got to try AL
"thats a warship see.."
alcohols banned? time to drink some 90% alc from an underground pub
End of the day didn't Al go down for tax evasion?

al capone when he sees chicago
More better if gems
anyways mino competes with kashino in terms of breast size btw
Man was a model citizen
I am not minotaur

minohorse
the great gem heist of azur lane
then livestream that shit and flame the player(s) that got their cubes ||and gems|| stolen.


That's very gay thing to do can't blame her I would do the same
I wouldn't complain atm as I have no cubes save me whaling
chat is this true
she is the shipgirl of all time
"it is at this moment that the she knew, she is clanked"
Agree
CL instant decent
Smt smt bringing sexyback 
sleeping on my bed of gems
bruh i got the .5% before even a single copy of a 2%
and thats not even the worst part
🫂 coco
I got 8 2%s and none of them were that one
VI
Hey Vi its Barb.
my steak too buttery ahh
Its all down to physics
thats Pretty high
Its my friends acc
murad95 or kms barbarossa ?

i ate it
Im conflcited, on one hand I want to use amazon for the xp boost for my ibs, on the other hand that means replacing the ship that buffs the other ibs

Both baby
Have you upgraded her to Amazon prime ?
sometimes
Medium is premium
Yes
i use formi as a weight for my trebuchet
Though I have benched her till now and put her in dorm
Best weight ever
I use implacable as the trebuchet aimer
illustrious as the spotter
indomitable as the loader
formidable as the ammunition
Nah bro. This one is my friends. The main is Barbarossa. I meant discord acc. Not game. In game i got one acc only
against sodak
"upgrade to Amazon Prime for X.XX$ per month" ahh momentos 
truth

nah id win
oh 'kay then. 
#truthsocial
you sure a lazy ass can lift formi?
trebuchet principle.......
then she steps into the rope
DO NOT LET HER STEP ON THE ROPE
I promised her a 1000 dollar memory foam
lets put it to the test
directed by formidable8872
will Alsace facesmack on Mars for that?
formi, the humanized 100+ black holes 
Chat is emden good?
Rope isn't fit for purpose if it breaks I wanna speak to your manager
Her falling velocity could put the Earth in risky situation
sadly, Ehhseg will survive
the power of lemon
the sex lives.
amazon prime
unscathed.
she will turn lemon into anything she wants including a trampoline
No prob, we have plan B
finally bro
Wonder can you refund Amazon prime ?
hindenburgh at 5 star is usable yes or no?
trophy

Scrap
usable at w1
scrap that shi vro
chat. this guy right here, react 🏆 to him.
Do my hard modes on w1-1
I thought ping mods
what does 6 star hindenburgh unlock?
more fleet power
more power.
crazy
What? More feet power?
THE ROOOOOK
what's with people wanting to lick feet
*sniff
get ur wording right bro
maybe sniff and lick, well
hope it tastes like cheeto dust
I sacrificed half of my lil phone's lifetime and my sanity to grind gems for "Dancing in the moonlight" skin
And I got her
in your case
sounds like u tasted it
DAMN i made a bussin ass sandwich
Share some
must've been the wind
sharing? in this economy
Yall have a weird taste I see
I'm down to 1044 oil, i'm done for the day
Make everybody ok the server a sandwich 😁
best skin
ill die on that hill
thick sandwich
🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪
its okay man you'll get more than 1 oil someday
True
Lol
I have over 9000! Oil
race queen is mid especially how they butchered her butt
@rough vapor get to it
swimsuit okay
bunny okay
oath okay
New year is the best
le chocolat
It's fit my culture
my culture too is bodystockings and
I both love and hate that song
When are they going to change the arcade skins? I've been seeing the same crap for the girls I don't own for months

Ok I regret for luring a ||Nazi|| play AL and now he behaves like an asshole
I'll assault this mf

huh
isnt that like every kms fan
ever
but ur kms fan
Axis of Elvis wasn't it?
kms = kashino's milk salesfest 
i fw
vichya
iris
tempesta
and the italian ones
Me use every nation
my french oaths are all vichy
brits are fine too ig
really makes you think
really makes you sink
Need to do French and Dutch
Thinking's dangerous
"all my oaths" and its just 3 of them
They're all french
I just have painleve oathed on the French side
Dunkerque would be worth it I think
i see 30 kajillion oaths in that picture alone
Wonder who has every ship oathed
I have hiryuu meta and musashi oathed
hiryuu meta my favorite ship
I know people who get every ship to 125
if each ring is 10 dollars and there's about 700 ships in game
almost 8k after taxes
tax returns hitting next month
Must have decent income
I got kotori 6 times origami 5 times and the twins two times from build before I got tohka
Better get up and go to work it's 6am
prolly a dev
or someshit
Have a good day 
besides dev using /giveall
had the kizunaAI skins n allat on my first acc
goodbye see ya later or soon or maybe next ||life. wait.||
Next life as ship girls
Ok
||or maybe the tongue (wait, lets not-)||
or a manjuu whom is about to get eaten by Amagi
dead chat
you should work in a coal mine
I feel like the only person who play al who has them as fav
pessimists when I throw them in a coal mine
There’s one person here who does

syanda?
Oh and syanda although idk if they have all of them or were missing a few
They are the other person
Akagi-Chantrepid?

Ye
how beeg is da whale.
He has every skin in the game
Yeah he also has oathed every ship iirc
have every single skins , oathed 600+
that fella definitely has some contacts in yostar
Nah
He has a good paying job
biggest whale ever known on the entire AL community 
@rocky dagger HOOK ME UP
Not even close
and he love to flaunt it, anyone dare challenge his claim is mostly -REDACTED-
so jp players are the actual biggest whales ?
i bet those tax returns hit like crazy once AL has an event

There’s a cn player
Who at least during 2024 had 2024 ships oathed
takagi spotted
man im just glad reruns for most events are a thing

I don’t know if they kept the count up or went past it

Not as big as whales as other people, but some people also just oath a lot of a single ship
These are always fun to see
new miku version

brainiac
mikagi
reminds me of that clevebro
The one single akagi chan
cn/jp players truly built like crazy 
John Aniki himself
All those wife's and only managed to make one kid
and that one niizuki guy too.
the whole gang does WHAT now
Raid your house
which one
The one you are rn
no...
You married a Honolulu clone 
It ain’t mine
Rip horse
I just have a lot of those screenshots saved
im in the ocean rn
INDY!!!!
I think I now have 600 of them

Takag
R
-1 horse
That’s a weird ass cousin of mine
Avian Creatura
Taihou pfp back
la creatura ?

||the kurumi pfp, no more||
taihou staring at yo soul btw
bruh
Don’t forget the 10 instant skill book finishes 
creepy ass clock eye
Bet the time isn’t even right
takagi!
hey look its unc synd

based on her life rather than irl 
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