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m-mommy?
yes
Lol ngl this month I gifted a S25 to my wife and that might hurt a bit but I don't think so we can see a better discount offer any time soon
Momma
I saw there's s25 fun edition or something, my mom bought it and its pretty good
fuck u bitch.
It is defi a top notch phone however the tax system in my country makes its price 2x than usual
DO NOT BLEH ME COLOR
Hmm
Commit tax evasion /j
As long as you dont get caught
/j
Well I might skip collab ship skins at this rate there are too many good options
Counter argument:
I'd let her ruin me
Id ruin her instead 
Stole
I still think my Boise version is better...
she will do u
not the other way around
You are mean, why did you show her rn
Its going to be the other way around
nope
Top tier edit if I do say so myself
To convert you ofc 
Speaking of which, which anchorage l2d is better, this one or the one in the kitchen
First one
And yes I agree
That U-552 skin is really good tbh
I just completely mentally checked out of that event tho
Have this as a lock screen
Wait last one is in the perma shop so I don't have to hurry
Ait lets skip the one in the limited then
Based


i bought a skill training slot on accident š
116mb update?
Nuh uh
I'm only at like, just over 20?
wanna hit 27.5K for the DR prints, and that's about it
the gold plates though
Holy mother of go
Hai tien has nice skins
Not French 0/10
When Bismarck iron blood event going to shown up I need it
in six to seven years

Hilarious



same
Other than the fact that the event maps don't fucking spawn extra commissions and doesn't drop fodder, this event is pretty nice. Each stage drops points and it's easy as fuck to farm and buy everything in the store.
who are you?
A non-broke bitch
you too, do i know you?

I'm your lover

weirdo
nice event.......
this event is mid, i mean its too easy
what event isnt
Hes the penguin yeah

Yea but this event isn't fucking taking all my time for the slowest event grind ever... In 2025 with no auto skips...
auto skip in big 2025......
š„
You send 4 fleets in, set it for 5 runs, 500 oil, few minutes later, you walk out with a shit ton of event points.
It's a great event in terms of farming
yea
In terms of everything else, it's shit. Lol
hmm
I'm already at 80k points and it's been less than a week
If this was a normal event I wouldn't be close.
Guess who I have as my secretary
Constellation?
Hm
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL IN WHITEEEEEEE 
Hm
ah yes one of my most wanted
Prinz Eugen
People hate her from what I hear. I still had her as my third oath
Sheās beautiful but she looks more beautiful in a wedding dress
I've visited the sloop
Gud
Ajax is the only one who deserves to be hated
I retired her as soon as I got her
i'm gonna be honest she's kinda mid
Eugen?? Mid???
yes
The wedding dress should be a lil gorgeous
i wish i was joking
But it's overall fine
but she's not all that
Less yappin, more plappin
I love Eugenās personality too
I saw her in the anime and I love the voice they gave her
I c
French girls better
Shina hot
Shinanoot
What about Fritz Rumey?
The more the merrier

Have you not seen her outfit???
witchwife
Mutsuki ho-
Glad we agree
LāIndomptable

Friedrich Carl is my next oath
Hmm
Donāt go out with nipple breath
Whatās that?
Oath 5 Boises. Wait, oath 4 Boises and save the 5th for Boise META
also wish she comes back
I need her asap
never forget she was the damage control for a certain scrapped ship

Real
Who?
wannabe fdg
Lmao
fdg has bigger ones
with better skin
FC seems more motherly to me
hell gouden is a better "mommy"
No idea who that is
fdg's swimsuit is way better done in animation quality and design
Also, size doesnāt matter. I appreciate them all
But god does that ass spread and horny ness not hit good

Why choose when you can have both 
I think carl has her beat in that depo
Because not all of us are biased against Ironblood
~~its called having better taste, ~~Mecklenburg has more personality then both of them put together
Thatās your opinion 

hello guys
mommy
Hi everyone
Aw man :(

Lane

Mean
Just got her today

that was too rude for me
who said thas her's š , it's yours without you knowing it that's the reason you broke
im sorry
Iām sad

well I left my wife server
Why

NOOOO MY MONEY
because I left my wife server

Is it your wifeās server or. Just. Wife server
I left my wife server
Does he know
I donāt
is she from the shipyard?
never saw her before and she looks like a shipyard shipgirl
Oh LMAO
why is it called that
because I left my wife server
Did you even have a wife to leaveā¦.. or did you just join the server for the funniesā¦..
its because
Cause I donāt think you belong there if you didnāt even leave your wife or have a wife to leave
French flavoured boobs
Iām going to kill you
AL players don't have wives
Iām gonna leave you
No I have a wife
No thanks
I can show you

fuck that, i'm pulling out
Takagi

You JUST got to 100 NOW? Hehā¦. Noobā¦.. loserā¦ā¦ Iām better than all of youā¦ā¦.

I just didnāt collect it
Just had to use some of these to claim
That was a problemā¦ā¦? Thereās a cap to these??

You should know, you are better then all of us after all
Oh yeah I totally knew I just canāt believe theyād do something so dumb and stupid and weird haha lol hahahahaha
i'm better than takagi at fgo
takagi is buns
imo the XP book cap limit is stupid
trieste

bonjour
Riche

They are just animated jpegs of anthropomorphic historical warships and we will never have anthing more than a parasocial relationship with them
hi
Schob

u ogey?
Wake up
someone reboot him
Hmm
Your shipgirl waifu wasn't real and was filled with seamen irl that lived and died for conflicts that only live in the memories of a generation that has nearly died out
Essex will never get jets.
missiles aren't real
Yamato will never be released
Essex probably takes massive shits
Shipgirls CANNOT get pregnant
They can actually we just have to draw it
Whatās opsi i have never touched it
why is she so mean
Akashi = Medusa
Technically, since shipgirls are created through Conceptual Genesis, if you propagated the concept of ships creating ships (such as creating a ship that can create and/or manufacture other ships) it would forever taint wisdom cubes in such a way as to allow shipgirls to get pregnant and give birth to other shipgirls

You are baka
I am pretty sussy
Ijn designed Akashi after uss medusa
one character but different chibis huh
Its MY poorly conceived fanfic, I get to choose the shidded lore

what does solo challenege vs collation battle mean
Single fleet Vs Sequential order of 2-4 fleets
Hmm
Rip future tempesta
This post has been updated with a statement from Fincantieri The Navy is walking away from the Constellation-class frigate program to focus on new classes of warships the service can build faster, Secretary of the Navy John Phelan announced Tuesday on social media. Under the terms negotiated with shipbuilder Fincantieri Marinette Marine, the Wis...
Solo challenge will be easier to clear if you only have low level ships, since you can just use your single main fleet with the highest level
Coalition battle uses multiple different fleets for each of the battles in the stage, which helps keep morale from dropping quickly, but also means you need 2-4 whole fleets depending on which stage
Coalition also gives slightly more event currency
just a tad bit more and I'm done with it.
and there goes another USN "billion dollar" project all because US navy procurement is down the gutter.
Better than their plane take off straight into water
i wouldn't be surprised if that happens eventually
Remember to grab her by the balls
lmao

Wombforce GTX
what level do u need to do 3 4 and 5
hi Richie!!!
i know what most of those are except for these
time for girl posting 
This looks like one of my fever dream
i wish my fever dream looked like that
she appeared in my dreams last night
what did she do in the dream?
i don't remember most of it, but she was just kinda there as a character

lmao
Just imagine Napoleon on AMX-13 at full speed while eating baguette lol
i meani mean here's Napoleon riding a Concorde holding a FAMAS
Straight outta hallucinations
but can she sit on my face?
Sit where
on my face.. 
I think is the opposite
GUys, I think something is wrong with mumuplayer. I unistalled azur lane now I can't fucking download it again it's infuratiing
You must make sure your face is the most comfortable seat she will ever sit in!!!
No excuses!!!
you can try to deinstall the instance and / or add another instance. like you know you can have multiple digital phones installed in mumu
Alsace
??
i am just bad at explaining in eng
Hutten is not FDG tier?
goon morning
goose morning
done
Dresses like that are just so nice to look at
real
It's a great combo of sex appeal while still retaining elegant features.
The way it shows her back, some cleavage and the single exposed leg. Chefs kiss
Look at those distinguished manjuus
So fancy and elite
Thanks it worked
tunrs out for NO REASON AT ALL, the intertent on the first device just stopped fuckjing working without notifying me
everytime I cehck it says it's connected to another wifi soruce while i'm only using ETHERNET on my thing
hi John!

Too much clothing
it is because she wanted me to take it off
Eh?

Goon morning
the rb
If RB doesnāt stand for Roonba I donāt want it
the john
I'm not gonna lie wyhhy in the flying fudge does this game take 24 gigabytes of storage
It stands for Real Boobies
You gotta ask Cleo
24 GIGABYTES when NIKKE and AFK JOURNEY take WAY LESS
Iām gonna annex your southern provinces
missing a baguette in left arm
a lot of ships, a lot of high quality pngs, 3d dorm, Island Planner...etc
yeah idk if thats worthwhile
My game crashes everytime I try to use island planner
brenš
even considering all that the sotrage doesnt make sense
RB stands for Realistic Battle, a game mode from the hit 2011 massively multiplayer game war thunder with over 1000 tanks, ships, and aircraft spanning over one hundred years of military history. Take control of accurately modeled and detailed war machines from all periods, from the First World War all the way up until the modern day. All vehicles have individual modules that can be damaged or destroyed, making for an immersive gameplay experience
I mean, I kinda get where youāre coming from
Wtf
this wouldāve been amazing l2d or even dynamic
nikke is 3d modelled fully voiced and has multiple diff things and it doesnt take half the space as Al
Iāve played War Thunder. Arcade Battles go brrrr
mfing afk journey has the same
But it looks good as non anim too
wait 8 years
AL each line is a high quality WAV
Island Planner and 3d dorm are not fully optimized
nikke that new upstart game
Alongside the audio bgm
Genshin has 8 Regions I think, a brand new mode, I think like 100+ characters and itās 29 GB
but still, Nikke does not even come close to having the amount characters AL has
dev team must not have any sstorage sense or doesnt give af
Nikke just a money maker for Tencent
yeah arent we getting close to 1k characters now
yup
Imagine you need to gacha a skin instead of purchasing it
Thatās a thing in genshin
just doesnt make sense the high qulaity 3d modelled game takes less space to me is all
but w/e I play on pc
images can be deceptive in file sizes
If you could datamine, you would understand
why would I want to datamine azur lane
To see what's inside?
try to datamine AL and Nikke, you will understand soon
Hatsuzuki arrived 
someones rich šø
3D modeled games have extremely compressed and relatively low quality textures
literally zoom into any genshin character
trust me, Nikke just aiming shallow goons who never playing a mobile game before
Should have arrived last month, but Amiami temporarily suspended shipping to Canada due to the postal strike we had
I wont lie bro have you played metro exodus
whereas uncompressed art files typically are very space intensive
it literally take like 40gb
and we have like a thousand of those
My first waifu game was Azur Lane, my second was NIKKE
yea voice files is another thing too
tens of thousands
considering all the shipgirls + the alt skins
Got onsen Marie Rose from the collab coming next month (barring release getting delayed)
we have a thousand boat girls. Each have at least 10 separate voice lines
Hello lovely people
that's already 10,000 voice files for a low ball
very low ball
lowest possible ball
actually almost 900
Im asking my High School friend about popular mobile games and they just simply answer either Nikke, Genshin and whatever MOBA games right now. They didn't even know Azur Lane or Snowbreak
braindead games
AL also has very wide variety of enemies sprite which also took space of it
very mainstream
Let alone knowing a peak called Trickcal

eu waif as bunny
if we take on average a 5 second voice line, (which is relatively short seeing how much certain boats yap), then that'd be a 1mb wav file at least
multiplied that by like the bare minimum of 10,000 voice lines, that's already 10gb by itself
You'll be surprised how the loading bg also take space
I keep forgetting retrofits bloats the number of shipgirls, but that is more skins there and more voice lines
Whatās Snowbreak?
Hell, the CG bg already took some MB
Harem gacha [literal]
point is, it's much, much easier to optimize storage for a 3D game than it is a 2D game purely because of how simple 2D games already are
after all that, now add 3d dorm and Island Planner
since a lot of techniques that are used for 3D optimization just doesn't exist for 2D games
not to mention, people tend to let low quality texture, etc... pass much easier in 3D games
genshin characters literally have no details
This, imma say is a better version of Nikke


this chat is full of gay sex
Nvm, Iām sure the girls are lovely but Iām not downloading it for that kind of gameplay
say gex
Stop blowing each other off
ayo
Snowbreak is awful on mobile
Wait, they should do a Golshi collab
anyway
?
This is coming from someone who have image ban this is funny
no i am actually a smart gooner since after gooning i gain post goon omniscience and because i goon so much the post goon omnisciences that occur one after the other joins into one and i gain permanent True Omniscience

not you, referring to the Shortcake

The unicorn image is banned?
no, it is a sticker
Oh, wait what image then?
I will be as crude as necessary

Strawberry Shortcake cannot post images cause got image ban
broke an image rule
Ohhhhh
probably spammed or post a big no no
NIKKE is good because it has a good story
(Only at anniversary and half)
Nah, the main story is good
That's lowball
its good for what it is
When can we get landing craft girls
Good story didn't justify the shitty currency they have, and skin gacha
Horny
Too much horny
It doesnāt affect gameplay
people can complain about NIKKEās skin gachas
But you donāt really need the skins
being silenced
they donāt really do anything
very high quality png of the Murm
I'm waiting for the new alpha frame in pgr but that's months away
The skin gacha is hardly a main feature
murm is so cute
You can literally ignore it
Say that to your fellow nikke players who spend over than $200 to collect skins
I mean thatās your problem lol
200 USD in AL for skins are very rookie numbers 
getting close to 2000 USD after nearly 4 years playing
hmm fake tail
Youāre the one spending on something that is easy ignored
well ofc you don't need nikke skins with how dogshit they look LOL
Still not really a reason to complain about the skin gacha
Because 1) it doesnāt affect gameplay
Hi
Hello
- itās a minor feature that you can ignore
its $60 for a low quality AI assisted looking slop there's plenty of reason for ppl to complain if they do want the skin even if it objectively is slop
Huh I never noticed that
her rig uniform is off
what

But also nothing to complain about when it doesnāt hurt you not to have it
murm needs a l2d
so detailed
theyāre not forcing you to buy a skin
Boobs
yeah, but i am
buy a skin
right now

suck me off first


Skins are the main attraction for Azur Lane
Under 10
noooee
Okay if you say skin is a minor feature then why people keep buying it, and if people stop buying skin then how the game gaining their revenue to pay their staff?
besides dorm slots and dockspace....there is nothing else to really spend on
There are other things to buy in game
The skins arenāt the main part of nikke
4 dorm slot is enough, unless if you are a ship collector
There is nothing other then rings worth buying in AL that's not skins
I am
so it fits the bill
6 dorm slot and 2nd floor
goose its not about AL lol
is the bare minimum
if skins were as important as they are in AL, NIKKE wouldnāt have seasonal versions of characters
Nikke?
yeah
Talk to me Goose!
Then there is def nothing worth buying
slop content not worth buying
Gatcha currency is grindable , everything else is shit value
Nikke not worth playing and even buying......the ditch is that way ----->
Thats how Nikke is, aiming the mainstream media to survive. Typical Tencent marketing
Nikkkkerrrssss
so that means algen is now OT
Nokia
laners used to be mainstream
laners merch everywhere
now only laner figures are mainstream
the rest of the merch... dissapeared

Paya only hangs out in #off-topic the fact he is here means this is #off-topic
The fact people nowadays knows nikke and genshin more than the other games speak for itself
Give or take couple more years before nikke falls off from being mainstream
no this is allergic generation
Hmm
the classroom floor is so polished oh shoot Azuma is getting angry cause I am ignoring her
i like this skin
too bad it's feet
here we go
Feet
Foot
ewww BA stuff
Lane

@peak knoll 67
sixxxxxxxx sevennnnnnnnnnn
ooo my block list grew bigger
š¢
Blame Gen Z for Enabling Gen Alpha 
00s and 10s memes were good
but 6 is afraid of 7....that is the problem
how old are you uncles
Itās not our fault Gen Alpha turned out this way
I won't blame gen z for anything
especially not us old Gen Z
It's fucking baby and child humor
Boomers blamed millenials for everything
we the zillennials
67 is the most impactful cultural event in the 2020s
I won't do the same thing
bro...
But 6 7 is pretty great
yeah, I was born on the cusp of Gen Z and Millennials
always remember 7 8 9

7 is scary
Accessible, no source, the only requirement to engage with it is to play along with it
It's revolutionary
what about 8
I have this urge to commit mass genocide now
Ah yes why is 6 afraid of 7, the actually funny joke
Ruined
Forgotten and abandoned
Stick to the template kiddo
Zillenials 
strawberyr why are you image banned
camel toe
LOL
a meme that has no substance stuck on cause people are very bored

society keeps failing
also 67 meme is just being funny about nothing, like how my friends actually said about it, they think its funny because it doesn't make sense
Even worse they'll laugh at something that just.... There... Or fall or smth
so basically just a terrible take on surreal memes
Iām not a fan of surreal memes, but at least they felt like they had substance
67 new messages
even if there was nothing
you could simply troll them by making them be the butt of that joke
7 8 9 haha im boomer
trolling is an ageless sport
687
pogger boomer
Yes, us 97-99 born crowd
6 7 is born out of a need for a meme that wouldn't require research and understanding of previous context because the attention span of gen alpha doesn't allow for information to be retaind for more than .45 seconds
.67 seconds ā ļø ā ļø ā ļø
1990 
Meanwhile I love long form video essays
tbf a lotta memes are like that, who remembers the over 9000 meme or rage comics
and for more recent people, we have shit like :3 brainrot, which is the same as 6 7
Yeah, youāre a straight millennial
No explaination
over 9000 is very based it is sourced by DBZ
Iām a 99er
Boomer
Brainrot has been with us for a long time
Zillennial, I am
Also boomer but less
I can't believe john is older than me
john you are old as hell man

the thing is, itās gotten worse
if you are born in the 70s then you would be as old as if not older than me
Remember this?
1990 is older than modern serbia
It was glorious
whats ur birth year old timer
Ragu sledding day
It did
wow that's a blast from the past
Gen Alpha memes have no substance
Nyancat was annoying
And is catchy
nyancat n em is your generations 67
It had more substance than 6 7
It had no substance other than it was a cute song for the time
It was fun
And it's a cat
i think its the same substance
67 might be better š¤
Toast cat
Ah
give and take around the time elvis presley disappeared
I found out about Nyan cat through the old channels of Touhou
67 is the only joke where any age range understands and can make the joke
Itās a poptart cat
You guys are babys
6 7 is a western thing
Same energy as the badger badger song makes no sense
I do not understand 6 7
I will punt you for 5 million dollars if given the chance
for 6.7 million dollars ā ļø ā ļø ā ļø
I heard it was from a rap song and it instantly turned me off
You aren't supposed to, there is nothing to understand
All you do is engage and repeat
At this point the origin confuses me or its just dumbe enough for me to just write it off
the originationis from a rap song and then an edit popularized it it turned into mason baseball western stereotype thing and now 67 is ironic
There is no origin
It says 1006 nappa kick his ass 
Whatever itās origin, itās stupid to me
actually nyancat was sourced from a Touhou meme song
Yep
There are many who are trying to say the origin is a song
Someone shared the abridged version pretty funny
Myon
Its like something to do with a rap song, and also something to do with a Basketball player whose Jersey number is 67 and theyre also 6 ft 7 in in height
Others that it's an answer some basketball players give
It's all correct and not true at the same time
lamelo ball wears #1
If it helps you contextualize it, great
I mean I donāt like rap so it does affect the way I see things
Myon Youmu
But all you need to do, is engage
Hopeless
How you reationalize it, if you really need to, is irrelevant
wat music do you listen to
Vibes based living and vibes based brain computations is how I live
It has no meaning, it has no origin
Depends

Pain

My music preference can be best described as: I listen to what i like
WHA TDO YOU LIKE
uh
Did u get her skin im poor so i didn't
idk, different things
pen pineapple apple pen

We rapping ?
do you listen to grindcore
I have yet to buy a single skin in Wuwa tbh
No
wuwat
I'm f2p
Holy shit I remember this
Just got pheob yesterday
do you listen to that underground osamason esdeekid prettifun fakemink feng
why are you playing mid?

NIGHTCORE
Wdym
This Arsene is a gen Alpha, you can talk to him
it's trash
Understandable
wuwa story drags on a lot and has weird mechanics

ye
You need some moonlight sonata:sterling Barnes in your life
story drags
do you listen to that pierce the veil my chemical romance charlie kirk ai remix brazillian mango phonk attack attack paramore
Sure thing man
I more of an idol, anisong, vocaloid, edm, swing music

Now talk to Arsene
uncle youre old enough do you know what paramore is
Kiser
I think you should take a bath in a vat of acid
I am
Am i suppose to expect anything else from the story?
and American pop from the 80s, 90:, and 00s
RBaka
a bath full of 67 ā ļø ā ļø ā ļø ā ļø
Good shit
the fuck is a 67
u listen to paramore
No
what do you listen to
I keep seeing a blocked message
R.i.p

uhh not boredom
Your not missing anything John dw
I don't get it 
I donāt like English language music after the mid 2010s
Great tune but didn't hear die recently?
I mean ig if u get bored then 
I enjoy it
the 6-7 thing flew over my head lol
Hey! I got enough to get a character from the UR thing, I like the designs of these two but which one is better? 
shinano
Nano
neither. get musashi

its ironic and funny for the youngins like me cuz the only punchline is 67 theres no deeper meaning

Shima
If i may ask, do u have a fav EDM artist? 
Porn... The punchline is porn and it always will be porn
Scatter plots
not really, but I do have a favourite subgenre

Do you know pgr?
Iām partial to progressive house and psyche trance
Awww
nice trophy
A fox
House? DnB? Big room?
in front of a mod too
Big room mentioned
lol
Wait
Liquid DnB is nice sometimes
Someone get the link to lamia
Mid Jersey
@quaint pawn please post trophies in #trophy-room why the trophy rule is active
U
she maybe mid but she is good BB
Kaiser go watch chase&status boiler room appearance
Lmao ok
He's a grandpa but he still got it
Kaiser is my trophy
Honestly, I like EDM without vocal samples

Question, can I use a emote with a swear word in its name?
I like it being pure music
Helo :]
-# what did the fox say šµ

Ah yes... A classic
NGL I liked that song
the duality of man
It pissed me off















