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Ngl, I hope we get a eventually get a UR russian DD, CV/CVL or something with a consistent strong slow that'd pair perfectly with Nakhimovs skill
Cuz rn I just use Tashkent with her Augment and Soyuz 
Kurumi :
has to be a NP ship for the skill to proc tho.. thats the thing..
alright, your rule, your own restriction
?
What're the current guesses btw? just curious
Eagle union
Iowa?
IJN Nagato when USS Long Door walks in
πͺ
Hah when heh walks in
must've been the wind
K-Pop Demon Hunters fan when J-Pop God Slayers walks in
lets start up a gofundme for ariana grande
wha' happun?
have you not seen her
Yamato in azur lane
emaciated as hell
Only needs fox ears and tails
Chat what are your predictions and hopes for December UR
I want Iowa
best I can do is gold
christmas ship
Such as?
USS christmas
||ijn taihoe ii||
I like how most people think it will be a uss event, me included. Imagine they troll us and just give us some unexpected navy instead
We got hakuhou 

I mean, I predict theres a USS related rerun in december-janurary i believe?
You mean guam?
Yes
id be saying that becus taiHOE HOE merry christmas ayy.
Nice second UR guam gun
ofc, SantaDoro is running around too
Vro is onto something, let him cook
I hope I can get her

However because of how lucky I was getting unzen idk if thats possible
I hope so for you too
nubian 2
PSI ship released
Oh I have guam but thanks nonetheless
Date a lane

USS psi
No lolis
maybe he liek
We already have her
How can she be comfortable with those clothes
she isnt
It isnt meant for comfort
teasing skk
You mean sensei
Karin or Cleo?
pai
Karin can get it
Karin's bunny outfit
Yeah, just went through the past UR ships we've gotten and the last 9 URs by faction go in this order:
Royal Navy > Sardegna > Iron Blood > Sakura > Iris Libre/Vichya Dominion > NP > Eagle Union > Sakura > Iron Blood
So I feel like its gotta be either Eagle Union or NP next
Hopefully eagle union
def not Sakura or IB
And hopefully not a type 2 ship
or RN since we just got one
type 2?
Yes
Like laffey 2
Or yorktown UR
I just want a new fresh face
Midway when.
Ahh, thats what you meant.. brainfart
After missouri π£π₯
All is well
Id be fine with either Eagle Union or NP either way
a russian ship would def fit the season tho
imagine Ukraina
, even as SSR
Mhmm, or just anything to proc Nakhi's skill 24/7
I can see it happening since we got other 3
Yeah a CL with slow skill would be ideal for NP then
FNAF reference omg!!!!111!!
Fresh face
Must Cuddle
zamn
zamn
Also.. now that I think about it.. I feel like NP next makes the most sense.. since the next UR rerun is going to be Eagle Union with Guam and Laffey II
so back to back Eagle UR events would be a bit odd
Little Soyuz

That already exists
Who?..
Voroshilov
how about Stalingrad? 
cooper kai
Just give us a UR and combine all the strength of Voro and Chapy into one ship 
QE 2
unless her 2 islands would conceptualize otherwise (qecv)
Queen Elizabeth

I highly doubt its Royal Navy tho
the last UR we just got was RN
royal navy when traitor fleet sails in
I wish queen is actually queen and not a loliπ
U said this a minute ago
a queen can't be a loli?
I would wife her π―
Bruhh
Pads solves most problems
Wife
Hi
Is this bismarck drei
Hello.
Bolnde thick and juicy
Sounds like wife.
Me wife
bolden
Bond
Bonding.
Bondulance


Tuesday. 
its almost that time of the year fellers
soon itll be

No!
padorumas
What happened
who will be more terrifying on christmas, SantaDoro, or Santa Liliweiss~
Is the driver okay?
What did you do bro
Sorry wrong
Go to heaven
i mean, there was land vehicle that broke Mach1, just not on nascar chassis

Nah...So flakes
dont want to imagine a ship that break the sound barrier
It has never happened in history
better be that way
the pilot would be atomized if the ship crash after mach1

Because the pressure is too extreme, it will break.
the sea, if not sandbagged the pressure like a meteor impact, would split open like Moses when breaking sound barrier
Wait, Taiho is voiced by Aoi Yuuki? The Aoi Yuuki?
yeah why?
For fuck sake, I'm def in the 400+ clears now
Ambat- oooohhhh





evil deeds be underway
Go do event maps instead
I didn't know, now I will listen to all her voice lines now
the Glowworms in your head?

< same jpva > 
50k points finally one drop
Imagine not stopping at 55k 
broken hand
Im at 160k
I got it all pull clear.
Origami Tobiichi
Kaguya Yamai & Yuzuru Yamai
Kotori Itsuka
Yoshino
Kurumi Tokisaki
Tohka Yatogami
I stopped days ago, the event map sucks for exp and gold
I still plan to burn my 30k oil in mail
how the blade and sorcery NPC looks at me as i pull them apart like a bug
Im a gear skin enthusiast. No one can stop me
None of them are that good, canβt be assed
Yoshino this collab appear with full name 
i always forget gear skins exist

BRO I WAS SO INACTIVE AND HAD ENOUGH FOR THE GUN STILL π i totally forgot about this game
You alone?
Rip
you got Hatsu
No am in school (I don't know who is our visitor)
thats gouda to hear

my favorite is muenster, provolone, steakhouse onion
im pretty basic
never tried gouda
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
damn those are some nice looking cosmetic bullets for once
WE BED THE HONEY
usually theyre trash like teddy bears or some shit
theres one in irka but...cant show it here 
imagine not buying the 10 pack in one time
like who tf thinks its a good idea to be launching hamburgersfrom your ship
yeah id rather launch nuclear tipped shells
there is chairs...so hamburgers kinda tame
i love provolone
I could (and have) just taken a bite of parmesan

ah yes I sure love cosmetics of freaking clay dolls with feathers attached to it as my bullets
The pain

Get me out of this goddamned sweat shop
The cool skins are all battlepass
launching a finsh
Fortnite battlepass

When will i get out of this damn sweat factory
aight, 200 gems incoming huh
good afternoon gents
actually its 335am
i do NOT care.

Japanese players sure are something.. was scrolling twitter and saw this..
is 4:30pm here haha
i like womwn
DAMN
women
you see their dock space too?
i thought they were just extra copies, it turns out they were oathed
looks like its like 2,200 or sum
thats how you love your shipgirl huh
bro is built crazy
Goonar boonar
aw hell naw bro bringin out the run from the cube voice lines π
Golden Floof Requiem, that is Niizuki
i wonder how much the guy had spent in total
Where is wife
800 gems to oath plus time for each of them to reach 100 affinity
at that point just become a shareholder in the company and demand more Mikazuki skins 
I need wife
and the dockspace

i fccin forgot this hahaha
could be about a hundred grands, at least
it has to be atleast a few thousand USD
It seems like that's their favourite ship
But idk could be mistaken

Bros living paycheck to paycheck to oath that one ship
bro i wish i had that kind of disposable income
also man
my new glasses fit kinda tight with my VR headset

ummm... which headset.. also..
whats that in kilometers
i have the older HTC vive
you're really not supposed to wear glasses in a vr headset
risks scratching the lenses
i got the curse of bad eyesight π₯
thats what VR lenses are for
I got the VR lenses moved back a bit so its fine
ur so blind it still blurry for you in vr
not that the vive is even worthy of being worried about scratching the lenses on
as far as VR goes that shi is outtdated
kay gn
I love Camellya she is my best Nuke dps
I404 finally beats flasher in w15
Eh, I think Cam is more of a horde cleaner, but she's good at countering shit too
Kuru kuru~
All it took was 1.5k worth of gold plates 
i run the same build, definitely worth it 
also, damn, at least put her in the secretary slot for affinity
It barley outperforms the infinitely cheaper setup
The bidder torps?
Bidders suck on i404
why?
she's afloat for long enough to make better use of g7es, not much more to it
Thankfully i404 has an ass that could suck the life outta my face
Also more rld
u can post in DMs
404 cuter then spee
you mean thicker
404 more kinky than Spee
404 also has a chance to "not found"
or its probably waterproof
considering the kind of costumes some submarines submerge with, this isn't even weird
i was thinking skins, but uh yeah the defaults are mostly... okay?
though how they keep their hair in the right shape is weird even then
regular Spee = 
IRS Spee = 
thicc-01 Spee = Duisberg
IJN-Spee = I404-error-not-found

a mercenary Spee = 
Hoodie

Schob

John

-# i mean you can get topaz for free now so
nice
she is free as penalty for epic-fail to Tax Amphoreus
can't wait for amphoreus to become real-real and the ipc to immediately try and tax them 
how a newborn-planet pay? by "extracting OIL fresh resource
π¦

or extracting rare-earth minerals for Antimatters for hyperdrive
like Cyrenium

two GOATs in one picture π₯Ά
the rb
the Real Boobas
the john
Im gonna be so disappointed if true
I expect wither eagle union or NP and both are fine imo. Preferably EU and preferably missouri but I know damn well I'll be waiting 10 years till they add another iowa
it will be either Oleg II or 2legs
It will be USS Gyatt with the most outstanding cake ever trust
i want Rie Takahashi to do this with a Ai Hoshino figure and Kugimiya with Kiana Kaslana's figure

the figure has nothing to do with VA eh? their final expression is by crafter's
Find out something funny in FB
quite old, but ok
Kurumi is the new dio in the game

Azur Lane is just another Jojo reference
Always has been
it's the legend herself,rieri
that and the best part since part 4
Araki's best work so far has been part 4 and 7
part 5 is not too far behind along with 8 too

Amagi giving me that look like she wants to eat me 
wait, i can't buy essex's retrofit item?
nope
It will arrive when it arrive
it happen during this past EN anni
i didnt play for like 305 days
probably around Sept 2026 they will rerun
the item
just like Eldridge retro item from 2024, it reran two months ago
honestly, i forgor she even has a retro
her retro is really good
He thought it was checkmateβ¦ but the game was far from over ππβοΈπ₯ #EpicFail #ChessBattle
Damn
W entry

god I wanna shove my face in Topass
BOOBA
Booba
zui booba 
Zuizui has 9 times tonnage advantage
but then Nimi (Z23) look at Syuen (Z52) and "it's not fair" 
Zuizui cake skin π₯
but then nimi got a new dress
Zuizui has both RQ and racer skin
still waiting for zui jeans

Was gud beenjamin
Gonna buy the ceremonial crane skin for the last 5 years
well Zui has 9k tons advantage over Enty
fatass
It's deffo the bulges that create the weight in Zui

Same π₯
Zui getting ready to race in the Initial D
One day we will have it
I had this gif for quite a long time
Ayye VI suppp
Foodfood
Oh my god just give me kotori damnit
the bulges huh

Also, I come to the active realization that, all Kansens would defo dry Shikikan after NNN

GIVE US THIS SKIN π£π₯π₯π₯
Food.
i would've fucked the daylights out of that chinese lady
zui zui pov:

Me every day to NJ 
Fr
Slap that booty. 
unfortunately i have it fatter than NJ
i am the commander for a reason
should has weighting with your ass instead

NJ lifts the weights with her cake indeed, without even breaking a sweat
boi imma slap that ass fr
el true
NJ can bounce the weight like a balloon
If there's New Jersey...then where's old jersey??
HMS Jersey, a loli
old jersey is a full blown grandma
HMS Old Guernsey

If we get the skin that is π₯ its been years
hms relatively new jersey
beeg
Exactly, her cake defies laws and logic
i almost forgot to get the Unzen gun from the shop wtf...
oof
New art, new to the library
beeg
the cake of legends
@agile silo die!!!!!!
poor door, it is going to break
That door must have ate some spinach to be able to withhold NJs cake and not break
Im gonna spam "give us more NJ sisters" in surveys until they do
Lewd

Real shit brotha
when theres no insurance company left in ur country

might as well bring Formi ass to "end it all" in instant
hah 
john 
okay where are you getting this, these are new
since the car NJ drive is an Aston Martin, may bring Formi to "test" Bri'ish quality
All that cake and sweets she's eating went to her cake 
basement sound intensifies
You know it π«
like Ina
make formi drive a tesla
she owns one in her GTA5

make Formi drives a Rolls Royce
for some "dignity"
but considering her situation, having her drive a Challenger2 tank is already a stretch

chat dead again
tosh

Omelette

π«
piece of string goin up da cheeks is completely unnecessary
ass support system
Hmm
wtf
the dmg amount toggling is literally just under a settings button 
||your game is out of date||
Schobobobobobobob
schobbin
rbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb
HoYo vs. Kuro Games felt like "Pessi vs. Penaldo" of Gacha Games
Street food vs Michelin restaurants
Hoyo shit
Marvel vs DC
no it's like them toxic fans fighting each other just like Messi and Ronaldo fans
And nikke is 13-rated compare to this

It is allowed
Wish that gem sale would change in the shop since the main currency is coin there
Those are main resources at the end
ass is ass
when will wuwa and genshin fans have peace?
Botted
rip wuwa 
The gifs for u
I got hakuhou but then now I want amagi for compensate
if a genshin player who played since day 1 decides to retire out of genshin for wuthering waves and claims it's better than the game they used to play everyday,would you call them "judas" "traitor" "snake"?
Jesus
And speak what you want to speak 
Give us HMS Phoebe
Unicorn is da best !
DAMN im hungry i could really go for an uma rn
U eat horse meat? Brought from nursery after failed surgery or black market?
Why "next" when "already"
I'm loyal, I have only one wife from each game
I still remember how they say wuwa will be genshin killer
If anything endfield will be the killer of both
Open world with actually whole party around?
Count me in
Endfield will be the killer of your graphic card and ram
I'm sick with these 1 character swap around combo
I have been waiting for similar game like aether gazer for too long
And endfield ticks it off
We will see about that
My phone atm is just last year flagship chip, if its inadequate I'm willing to upgrade to gen 5
Its supposedly all device like genshin
Need amagi to fill both my desire and amagi-shinano-musashi backliner team
Imagine the floof and power
No any other can steal me away anymore, not even the combine of all yandere shipgirls
the power of floof compels you
That's not all the foxy goodness
dumbsex
well just ignore the comments instead, any of them is unable to affect the gameplay anyways
cock
I canβt tel what that is
When did this crane pack so much with such skinny legs
I am compelled
When did Azur Lane stop buffing them Assets 
Instead of actually making yamato
why not keep it as a propaganda
tbh would be funny if they did xD
everyone exspecting a floof and getting loli floof would be funny
Its so nagato aint alone

i want to burn this fucking channel but what
literally ur neighbours doing that 
NavalHistoria is much better than that bullshittery
loli yamato would be the best outcome. the outrage from it would be super funny and many laughs would be had. but we all know shes just gonna be another generic megatits fox "mommy" type
1000 facts about battleship new jersey during battle:
loli yama
Aka peak
yes i know of this message but he no longer works for john azur lane
She's almost wiped out a small island during Vietnam War
lets say abt the negative ones instead
war crimes? what war crimes? we never commit any war crimes!
How negative
maybe pollution
if he makes it and post it on twitter the meltdown would be GLORIOUS
Auto Von Bismarck
is this a pun or you made a mistake
pun
auto via bismarck
i see
anyway, Whorecrimes
what a crime, playing longer than me still didnt get full s yet 
randomly want to unalive myself 6
war crimes are overrated, the real ones commit whore crimes
MATE WHAT ARE YOU DOJH
Okay theres alot of Honey arts which i didn't archived yet, coco might see new booba
When can we get oath ring for free?(hope there is,gem ran out)
its either Reel (Riru) or Asuna's artist
Is kurumi a better tank than portland retro?
Never question the crane and the power of maximus gluteus
Update oh
@opal karma its time
it time go
Would do this to every Black Haired, Crimson Eyed Girl...

certain ones...no
How would Richelieu look as a modern battleship like montana
Depends on the Context after all 
this too early
Tax evasion time
Document forging time
Money laundring time
0416 hours
4:16 AM?
First time seeing people using military hours rather normal ones
I still did it the old fashioned way this summer
I always use 24h time. It's the only true clock
So uh 20:30 
13:31
I need atago hugs fr
fr being pampered by her would be so wholesome
hugs and lap pillow all day
up on the house top plap plap plap



WHAT
"Plapping around~ the Christmas tree~"
Sooooooo, show of hands, who's actually keeping all the copies of Kurumi
Sus*
Why would I do that when one is all i need
My dood, this is Kurumi we're talking about
kuru kuru
It wouldn't make sense to keep just one of her
i used them for limit breaks, she absorbs her clones anyways
Why wouldn't it make sense. One copy makes multiple copies of herself on the field
lo
You can put her on multiple squads
And mind you, besides her and Yoshino, there's no other way to get her at least, and by a limited amount at that
you dont need collab ships at all
they're all more-or-less trash
ahh
Kurumi crossfleet creating clones is a missed opportunity
my wifi being weak recently even 5g and unable to load discord pics
π
gonna redirect the pic to other apps
Its a discord issue dw
uh huh
Just reset discord, happens to me all the time
alr reset it 5 times
and i feel like im still on this guys ignore list for whatever reason
next thing is uninstall, prob
I've been at this since year 1, I love having collabs
if you just want them for the sake of collection then be my guest
but i couldnt get any use out of collabs
Some collab ships be top tier tho like rikka, ryza, lala etc...
underestimate at your own peril...
wasnt around when those occured
Well if no money, just cope with limited dock space
my dock is like half-empty
because i do the same thing a real military does when new equipment hits the shelves
out with the old
in with the new
to find out bulin occupies atleast 16.67% of ur dock space 

cant be me
Gang, am I dead ass?
You're alive ass
too easy
Speaking of ass
Not as bad as noobs
oh my
i mislook the first opponent fleet power as 17k, deja vu again

zuikaku jeans
what an ass. also sexy
ASS
Such a shame we didnt get this skin
Now show entry ass
For real its peak
Aye its you, how's it going
Unable to beat any of them
me during noob times seeing eld retro as nightmare
then rn laffey 2:
woke up, saw chat earlier
"wtf is going on there"
damn
hello there
skull
my fleet can take out 2-3 of those 4
hi
no wonder
Literally my fleet
thats unfortunate to hear
My feet
show it
...
XD
hell nah
considering 1 lion wipe it easily with 1:1
I also use Nano Eugen and Shimakaze. The rest i dont have
Freaky
Yeah that sums it up 9/10 of the time
dont give him ideas

Ben ben
Hi
She got none 
Bismarck carry
enty
Dont have her.
entry
Louvre Museum (Paris)
Coco
hope you're doing well
jp ones are better than us
trust me
bon voyage π₯
Indeed
shall be bon fire
Bonjour
Hey Franklin
Oh fr?
Yep, I know this place
Bro remember the skin name, respect
Good to hear
pain of clearing OpSi leftovers
Barb
hello
yea idk how did i, 
indeed
That's neat

im praying those hiddens dont take long time to clear
I know that
Good memory 
maybe 3 mins would be alright
heh
Me waiting for the OpSi to reset
How's it going
she just looks so cool to
Hah
Good. Chillin

me waiting to do harbiter after this
sup
yea
its fine
Yeah, i got her new year's skin
Nice
good to hear that
Im good, about to eat some lunch. How about you?
Iβm good, I just came back from military medical examination.
Everyday on school is hell
nice, just perfectly balanced

Did they check your balls and wingwang
They doesnβt
smells like someone gonna sit in trees /j
Yeah it's a cool skin. Though I like her swimsuit one too
Nope, that old

what vietbros does in modern times?
19:54
Quan hα» ngoαΊ‘i giao
replicating bb-62 uss new jersey
π
ΔΓΊng vαΊy
mASSive
Anyway
Normal reaction
I asked about what ya do in modern times instead of sitting on trees
blushing
Back to the English chat
Good ππ»
No, Iβm go inside arena to sit down the chair
Real
Very cute
Yep, just normal
understandable
Real life
heh
Lots of stuff, from building strong relationships, modernize the military, charity, etc etc
days since starting al
fair enough
I feel old knowing that I started playing years ago
inventing own military weapons
(damned old fart, I am)

Yes it's counted too
i remember they brought a warship then installed it with own weapons
speaking of old fart, lmao XD
its from south korea or smt, idk
Yeah, ship from KR and weapons (missiles) from us
woah, few mins effort gets blocked by akashi during auto
UR ELEMENT
RESOURCES
SHARE THAT WITH US, COMRADE
I posted in trophy a while ago my lusty oath date, my first and only oath, from back when I was in a poor ass college idiot

still be blessed for oath with Lusty
shall be DPR korea instead
Ofc, once I got back into AL years later I Oathed all the ships I couldn't back then


if only it was just as big here
"I, have, returned"
pulls out entire magazines full of oath rings
too risky

Literally
Agreed. From the front it looks like it is, but when the backview comes you can tell it isnt
it's just not the same


















