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tf suddenly speaking alienish
Aliens were real silent since this dropped
Hmm
Wait is he abducted?
monstrous outside, shy girls inside
Yi er san si
how many friends
est-ce qu'il y a dans
dieser chatruimte
vertel
my honest reaction to that information:
Twitter monsters are the most powerful bosses
not even logic can't win there
Husarius polska frend
I had a three day argument on Twitter once was kinda funny
huehue
It was over something stupid too
🇫🇷 🤝 🇵🇱
🇩🇪
Don't kill ze German, need parts for our car
Poland our best ally during Napoleonic wars
Kurwa moment
Napoleon smashes Prussia
Your from France right ?
I'm from Flanders
ignoring certain Haitia situation
Flandre-chan!
Not sure if you would know but how common are peugeots in the scrappers there ?
I need parts but hard to get here damn scrap money being so good at one time they all got shipped off
Poland: gets added to Azur Lane
Northern Parliament and Iron Blood: stares lewdly
I drive a peugeot 208
it's never had any issues
older peugeots are brill
Poland would win against both
in bed, yes
I have a 307 but technically only ever owner peugeots and Citroen
polish sausages
BOBR
$1.5
come to Poland, your car and rest of belonging are already there waiting for you 😂
We had this polish body builder guy that doubled as a bloody forklift
we sold Wicher and Burza to Poland
and Gryf
Witcher?
with probably subs if I remember correctly
Burza was beautiful
from brits it was Grom and Błyskawica
Hmm
So that's why my money goes missing it's at my new home
Grom....not Grok
and there were plans to make in polish yards two more Grom-class destroyers
Blysk was so fun in wows when you could stealth fire
Huragan and Orkan
Chased by Bismarck and a new Mexico once poor dude
just like HMS Nerissa (known as Piorun) screaming I AM A POLE
and literally throwing EVERYTHING they had on board
singing etc
It was kinda disgusting balance ways
Belfast too used to be nasty
well, before they had to RTB because fuel was getting low
Belfap
sometimes called like that in WoWS
XD
They should have snuck aboard Bismarck and borrowed some fuel
Or collected any stuff she was losing
this would have ended in capturing command post entire battleship
lmao
That's how I would have wanted it

I'm going to launch Hearts of Iron only to build Bismarck on Germany, then surrender to Poland and give them this
Hearts of iron my hood always survives usually send it convoy raiding
Bismarck: throws pierogi (dumplings)
Hood: gets defeated because of polish food (brits don't have such luxuries)
Hmm
XD
Warspite had a bug that made her super vulnerable back at the start I think it was a roll which was supposed to hold food or some crap don't quote me
It was the food citadel all along
ah yes, when its cold outside
foreign see one pole wearing clothes as if he was going for mountains (or Syberia)
another one wearing only shorts, with sandals and socks as bonus
wait
did I just typed Syberia?
ffs
Siberia*
Syberia
Latvian guy we had was wearing a vest even in winter more crazy he was also welding in it
Built different those guys
I can manage it as long as I don't think
seeing Tulipa
I truly wish to see more "minor" navies
not just polish one, but those like Finnish, Swedish etc
Brazil
or even Spain with their spanish littorios
Also good tip if working in cold weather and going in and out of somewhere turn the ac on and keep it climatised to the same temp as outside
No no. No

Poland yes
Noone else
Spanish bf109
not even Finland?
Winter war was nasty
Eat
Murmi-chan
inb4 Brazil shipgirls
which... yup, would
Me when Finnish Navy:
opens beer
...we all know where this is going

No
*2 Monitors and 5 Submarines actually 
I wonder if those (if ever added) polish girls like Gryf, Burza and Wicher would be.... yeah
and those two are classed as coastal defence
Ilmarinen (Vainamoinen-class Coastal Defence Ship)
Vainamoinen (Vainamoinen-class Coastal Defence Ship)
Vesikko (Vesikko-class Submarine)
Vetehinen (Vetehinen-class Submarine)
Iku-Turso (Vetehinen-class Submarine)
Vesihiisi (Vetehinen-class Submarine)
Saukko (Saukko-class Midget Submarine)
I don't think those are monitors in the classic sense
I mean, in the game they would be classified as monitors, because how else?
that's the kicker
they wouldn't
Heavy cruiser?
Shit armor
Light cruiser?
Too big guns
I love frogs
Frog so cute
made zapiekanka from it
worth it
Is ok as long as its good
Forg
Then good
our polish fast food
again, they just wouldn't get a classification at all
interesting history was behind that lmao
Baguette can only be used for good food
they wouldn't be brought in
another example of France 🤝 Poland
And here we have two options:
- Make new type of ship in the game (Coastal Defence Ships)
- Make united Scandinavia faction (Sweden had some CL or smth)
Sweden could get some post-war destroyers
or, that's all the biggest load of copium
time to make abominative dish
I love Poland
Idk why
It’s just a thing
French love Poland
Because we both like to drive over germany

steal 🥖 and make zapiekanka
optionally add pierogi on top of it (dumplings)
add it onto pizza and roll it
then show it to brits
Finland wouldn't be included in AL
Sweden could, Poland could, Brazil could
all very unlikely as they are
unfortunately, ye..
maybe.. one day
in some universe
I mean, if Yostar ever do South America, 75% is post USA shipa, some bought in Europe, etc
that's still more than Finland, by far
even if foreign, still would count
Okay, now I'm calling Finnish FBI
I have some contacts after making jokes about their former Prime Minister
Greece had two very old american-origin battleships
Wait what-
They did
Ik
Omelette
mate, none of these are even destroyers
Finland had a coastal defence-level navy, at best
that's just historical fact
still not wrong to wish for minor navies, no?
event IF they ultimately ended is some imagination or fanfics
that's not even a minor navy by comparison
that's a local defence force
and suddenly, Mogador in clothes punishes Joffre for being such unholy
XD
Who knows then knows
I'm glad you knew this follow-up
truly, central to eastern europe is different
XD
You are Polish so you know about who we are talking about
stole slovak femboys
obviously
that's why I laughed
Matty "VATeusz" Morawiecki
even if Sirens were the one in government here in Poland, it would be far more better
I guess Americans could have problem
warframe?
yes
With their geography knowledge
"Where is Finland?"
"Isn't it a Polish vodka brand?"
heard somewhere that americans are, in fact, sons of a bri*ish
still would commit False Flag op
Boston Tea Party in US of A
leave some oil on English land
oh no.....

You know, I preffered Pinokio over Tußk but anyway
RECLAIM WHAT WAS STOLEN FROM US
Hmm
The Man in the High Castle, French-Polish edition
Alsace (or historically being, Richelieu class) fleet around Golden Bridge
yeah the fent lean is a cultural thing trust
not a drug problem

I see
hand over your burgers anyway
lmao, weaklings
time for Base Delta Zero
I have a genius idea
Let Mother of All Finns, Sun of Karelia, Queen of Tampere, Top Model of the Left, Sanna Mirella Marin, rule everything
(I'm in a scope of Finnish FBI)
(Send help)
pierogis went sent instead of help
At least I will have good last meal before death
0/10 ragebait

@radiant cipher the next French PR9, because they love giving BBs
third Alsace variant
Rather have a CA tho
blessing
Kotori and Origami left to pull
where my ship-to-shipgirl beam at
Bleh
eventually never pulling out /s
we're seemingly only allowed Elite CAs now
wait till they add (imaginary) Ultima-Alsace variant with 4x4 380
How many sector 6 clears does it take to get the farmable ship?
doesn't it have drop chance or something?
it's random, yeah
Most of time I get 1 gear skin and few gear craft parts
they will drop eventually
“bnoobies”
unlike my adventure with 3-4
“Viva la Luisiana”
So there is no drop ship for this event 
aren't Yamai sisters farmable?
Oh they are?
gimme a sec pls
They are the only droppable ship, in fact
Oh I’m blind and didn’t see the thing
no worries
Gear skin drop rates are abysmal 
I got three of the twins already from drop farm 
they're actually bugged, if you get the drop you need to restart or it won't show up in the dock
Ibuki spotted
wtf
At least this is a good event for me to burn excess oil
I don’t have to worry about scrapping ships either
also for some reason whirlpools in opsi are bugged now, if you get into one you can get soft locked and need to restart and hope your fleet gets out on the next attempt or switch fleets
agree here
got to experience it firsthand
I think that might only happen on auto
manual seems to be fine
doing OpSi on auto, so you might be correct about that
hello there
Senate will decide your food
milk
Don’t
Behave
kay
They are? I got a bunch but they’re just the same ones over and over again 
GIVE ME NEW ONES PLEASE
You dies
dies
revive me bro pls, I have a raygun
oh, wrong game
mb
I call dibs on the liver to sell it
hate myself for thinking it's Elbing
lmao

Why
MDR
I got too much Zafkiel Plane Cosmetics, lmao...
They organ smuglers
Do french not sell livers?
I would have more luck if you called me romanian
Spanish is more closely related
We sell goose liver
I have no idea if I have jewish or whatever stuff
At christmas we have tamales and steak
Can I get a few…… 
@radiant cipher Dp you have a Three Kings day festivity on January like Latin America?
The cake eating one on January 6th
Martin Luther King only
Yea
I'm snitching on your gf
Devonshire on one of her many personalities mode
More like Sheffy
My man
You didn't see what he posted and deleted did ya
Enmaided Nelson 🗿
It was just the wind unc 


En can't read
10 years later
I just saw something appear and disappear
But I'm more important then that

Mutes yandere mode
that friend of SKK must not only be cultured, but having high demands, huh
Who the hell is she now?
Uhhh from?
Stella sora
Very silly
Weeb
Why
Not you
No but why
M*tes

we love the pots calling the kettle black
Simply cuz he is a fat and short weeb

I dunno about that
Well anime games are for losers and that's what he plays
So he is fat and short
He probably doesn't shower either

Yeah…. Haha…… azur lane isnt an anime game though…..
Not at all……
casually looking over at the azur lane anime in the corner
I'm 190 and you know that 
I stopped playing 4 years ago I'm technically free from that curse
And who doesn't shower everyday
Shorty
Mf you're like 170
The weeb will always follow you…. Also you’re in this server so
if ya gonna call anyone shorty i'm technically the shortest person here
Are you sure
ye im 142cm or 4'8 in freedom units

Aw man
How's the weather down there
Balmy but alrighte
Oh... There's hope right?
Hope for what
Not really, i have something called tuner syndrome which stunted my growth etc one fix was growth hormones etc when i was younger but i never bothered
Yeah but I'm better than everyone else
Keep your head high then king
Queen
Technically queen as turner syndrome is a female only condition 
I'm perfectly fine as is tho, am married and got a daughter i adopted so I'm living the life still
Adopt moka too

Mutes

I'm tall and in anguish
Even if your hair aren't perfect as the brilliant and charismatic Moka
Can't even buy a default chair legs too long..
You aren't as bright as the brilliant and charismatic Moka
You aren't as strong as the brilliant and charismatic Moka... There's hope
Me when I lie
Huh
I also don't have hair on arms
Prob
Nah i don't want a beard

Still
I should grow some mustache so people can call me Blackbeard
Uhuh

Damn mutes face reveal
Who
Type shi
best 2hu character
You know me
only maid I fw is Cleopatra
and she's barely a maid
all the Dido's are
Didn't know she was a dido either but you learn something new everyday

I'm sure that's warnable


Good boy

The mites 
Kyaaa doto
Kyaaa tentacle girl
She is indeed the cutest maid
Gloucester apologizes for being too harsh on that skin
There was no need to
Actually she went too lightly

Its ok boys you guys run I’ll take her solo
Really? I don't remember tbh
Default special touch
Just a talk is light work
You liked needles right moka
Seems she got an iphrade
Well I am a masochist so
My head is thick i need a proper shock 
Who is that tho?
Manchester I think idk
Manchester
I trust you so, mites you are gross
What
goon morning allergic generation

Liverpool
Gross
I feel you sometimes my gf pinches my cheek when I don't listen

I may be deaf
6 runs of sp6 and no gear skins drops 
Kronichiwa
Is she a yapster?
Indeed she knows a lot about films
tuff
The type who will go on and on about the thingy she has learned avout recently?
Cute tbh
However, I am the yapster myself
Right? You're truly my man
I say a lot of dumb stuff to ragebait her so i talk a lot too
Somehow we get along
Can't see
wife
nice pfp btw
Why did she do that lol
i'm stealing it
Stolen
dear kosuzu
Favourite touhou character and favourite touhou manga
she's in my top 10 2hoes
Marisa pls
Never played it but I like trinity so much
big list
what's a touhou?
is that fried Taihou mixed with tofu?
It's something with 1hp
mhm?
luna #2
Letty used to be on 10 too
y'all be liking far too many children...
Good morning.
Deutschland, Herta and Jo'on
herta?
i love herta sm shes such a cunt for no reason
The one on the right, though I like Asta more
Right girl looks like biboo
She is running from taxes
she's cute
i personally dislike most hsr designs for some reason
maybe i'm stupid
but exceptions exist 🙏
You wouldn't get it, because it's all character wise
Luna and Kosuzu are full on mangas
Akyuu is 18 anyways
Tbh, Sangetsusei is just an incredibly hilarious manga
How do you make a shipgirl upset at you?
lowkey i didn't even read the detective satori yet
overuse them in battles
go nonstop farming a single stage
Yes, though that is the last volume
That it?
ig so
Yes
so... my point stands
y'all liking far too many children
i LOVE that song
say ya say ya!
listening to this peak rn
finished DAL S1, it was better than I expected
If only gifting was a thing in Gacha Games 

San yousei say ya! Say ya! Say ya!
i should fc it on osu
easy shit
as long as it’s not involving something like 💦🍆its fine cuz that would be weird. Even I like audaciux or whatever her name is she’s cool
Why is sp5 more expensive then sp6?
Waow
notloli
Who was l'audacieux?
The girl with the gundam pose?
her
because bread tastes better than key
Yeah, I kinda knew it was her, just could not bother to look her up
Or remember her form
did that for ya
the cute one
😂👍
I'd just gonna let her pat my head as I went to sleep
all three of them
most adorable has to be Joffre sorry
i am objectively correct
you've been rooned
She’s not from that class though
I like those two tbh
But Triomphant has not gotten a single skin
All for the Lolibait Melon
id kill for the sword
a fine addition to the collection
+2 holy

Sounds, like Tohka Yatogami tastes better than Mukuro Hoshimiya 
Furniture that gives comfort after a million years
What
Okay quick question, has anyone else experienced obtaining a ship and then that ship not showing up in the dock until a app reset, because it happened twice one with the yami sisters, and just now with kurumi
there are reports regarding that bug
Reboot to fix
Okay thanks for the info
Weekend prob get patch tomorrow
its the Avian Creature guy after all 

angel smile
Hmm

Hmm
Hmm
LF pale Francophone women
same, i now have them all
Good evening, My lady
I have sodastream syrup that expired in 2022
should I still use it?
if you like inflicting self-debuffs then go ahead /s
Folks, when will Enty L2D swimsuit skin be available again? I missed the anni event 😭
is it expired or is it best before that date
which one? (if we count diver skin)
The other one. She’s in a bath tub iirc
60% done
So many ships in the dorm kek
So, at least 6 months from now 😭?
Trying to keep my hope
keep it up, SKK
I mean, Lion’s L2D is in the luck bag after only 8 month right?
oh, right
perhaps some skins will get faster reruns
maybe Enterprise will be among them
How is this possible
secret cloning facility
Gasp
knew that someone would make that dorm eventually
2 ships as one
allergenic reaction
where’s everyone?
gone, reduced to atoms (after grinding)
Might be the longest I’ve seen server dead for
Wait do they move independently from each other
yes

think of it as 2 in 1
Hopefully I get dupes
two characters in one slot
good luck then
So far it’s looking horrible
But this event is incredibly easy to farm
wait the server shows now
Why are they all Repulse METAs
it was showing last message was an hour ago
Repulse META 💀
tab bugging as usual
Then who is it
they're all Kaguya Yamai and Yuzuru Yamai
Why so many
Yamai sisters, Kaguya one
Also they look the same
Cause it's two ships in one and they're independant of each other
Like Emden
2 for 1
yes but more so
one is Kaguya, other is Yuzuru
Emden just has her second half come every now and then as part of her idle etc
cause she's like a split personality type with the ghost of her past self etc
This is actually two seperate people
They decided to put them into one character instead of having two seperates
wonder if Yamai sisters could be testbed for future characters being that 2-in-1


chibi is great
next Sakura event for ya /s
why is takagi talking?
because Takagi can
Are the little verisons of ships worht it? like little enty and litle amagi?
like, are they vaible in combat
Cuase i'm just gonna mlb them and then retire them
if they aren't useful
Hmm
not that much, would say
daughters*
Loli's make me uncomfterable, like they are litteral kids
say that to Mutsuki class, being older that some big mommas like Musashi
we sending kids off to war LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, the paccific. It's slow the first few episodes, but sledge and snafu make up for it to the end
Hot take, basiolone episodes slow and uninteresting
I see you like your ww2 history masters of the air. Good choice
At least give them helmets are a gun or something
Maybe put them next to a machine gun, or soemthing that requires a crew. A kid is not killing an enemy soldier with a rifle, but put two together in a defnsive postion with a machine gun? they FEEDING
Surpringly good. I'm a sucker for the ship on ship old school battles, but the suspsnse and action scene are well filmed
A shame it didnt get a theater release
yep
No
Ennn, that's good having 600 blueprint?
you have Cheshire maxed out?
soooo idk i dont play this game a long time
nah, don't worry about that part
also i really dont know how i did this
whoa boise meta
research work
if you don't have cheshire maxed out
or rather, is on 0 lvl of development
600 will be more than enough
at least for getting her to 6 star
oh, abt this i was developing ibuki
small tip for ya regarding Shipyard girls in general
time to search cheshire?
paid French forces
this was done on a school laptop (i think) btw
in right upper corner is "BP Exchange"
lol
from there you can look how much blueprints you need to max out your character in development
0
Changed
www
why?
happy waifs to cheer u up if your having a bad day.

WTF_
I’m out
sudden jumpscare
I just wanted to give you a small tip 😭
www
back to the topic XD
I think I’m attracted to pixels guys….
WHAT
upon clicking that BP Exchange, you can see how much blueprints you need to max out to 6 star
Seeing Blüchers smile knocks me out
including Fate Simulation
ohhh
Is that a kancolle collab?
just a question
so uhh, still my apologies for baiting you 😭
like if u have 600 what i should to do with rest after upgrade ?
its all the warship gacha games
if you have research character maxed out (fate simulation included)
I think it is possible to sell leftovers
also i want some tips to farm coins ;-;
yay
well its better than the scuffed wow collabs at least...
i need origamiii
iirc 12-4 on loop?
regarding coins, the higher the map level in campaign, the better reward
12-4 is optimal in terms of coins, fuel used and exp
just farm the highest level you can do
I think the only three are Azur lane, kancolle, and warship girls R.
Abyss horizon shut down and idk if any other shipgirl games exist
if yours is 7-1 then do 7-1
So much non-progress
sure

Ain’t no way
doesn't change the fact that I do little regarding obtaining blueprints
btw, about selling leftovers

tyy

well, good lucking grinding Cheshire 😂
why?

didn't I baited you-

like, were you grinding Ibuki earlier?
you mean blueprints?
ya
because
well
like
there are many characters
each group has 5 to 6 characters

yeah, lots of grinding
not to mention farming blueprints to make blueprint shipgirls better 😂
note for rookies
URs are the best AND they're easy to get
SSRs are useless and they're harder to get
SRs are useless as fuck and they're hard as fuck to get
you alive there? 😂
dead

also, reminder to collect weekly rewards
after a lot information
almost done
still processing informations better than Explorer
the rare ones are the real endboss
Hello
Hi
Well this game after all has a tendency to give free Characters in exchange for grinding them, like what a game is supposed to be
one of many reasons why AL is gigachad
But also fair at the same time
yea
bcs why give anything decent to above average for free immediately









