al-general

[weak parrot]

No fucking swearing

[lime cloak]

[quasi nebula]

but do you swear on rules?

/j

english false friend words

love it

[lime cloak]

What did I do wrong?

[quasi nebula]

exist /j

[lime cloak]

Is fine?

[quasi nebula]

no please, don't start speaking trees 😭

wait

I ain't american to bring democracy

[lime cloak]

No, I didn’t say that

[weak parrot]

cock with no balls

[lime cloak]

Now is peace

[opal karma]

Is Azur Lane a resource management game?

[quasi nebula]

ballless

[lime cloak]

Tennis

[weak parrot]

balls with no cock

[quasi nebula]

em, kinda ye

[weak parrot]

the white liquid comes out of the cloaca

[quasi nebula]

milk

[torn aspen]

[weak parrot]

rabbit milk

[quasi nebula]

all I see is TB

[opal karma]

I lure my lil friend into this auto-hell game

[still epoch]

Almsot there my beautiful

[weak parrot]

ew brown rock shitter

[quasi nebula]

what have you done

[lime cloak]

Hutten

[opal karma]

Crime against human

[sage zealot]

ulrich 2025

[quasi nebula]

nah, just bringing him on the Horny Path

[torn aspen]

[quasi nebula]

(good job tho)

[torn aspen]

yeah

[lime cloak]

Who is best mommy SSK?

[still epoch]

Yes

[quasi nebula]

Raffaello?

[opal karma]

No one

[quasi nebula]

Alsace?

[torn aspen]

[rain valley]

Kazan, out of those 3

[hearty salmon]

All of em at the same time

[lime cloak]

Correct it

[opal karma]

He just wants Bismarck

[lime cloak]

[opal karma]

Uhh.... How can I explain this without my butt got kicked?

[lime cloak]

I gonna sleep now, good bye everyone

[quasi nebula]

and her oath ~~~legwear ~~ skin

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-paul-allen-card-my-honest-reaction-cell-phone-gif-7681977038259729587

Oh my god

[quasi nebula]

goodnight, SKK

[opal karma]

No, worse than that

[hearty salmon]

Look at the tasteful thickness of it

Its even got textured colored fabrics

[lime cloak]

Gn Husarius

[still epoch]

Al players will NEVER beat the allegations

[opal karma]

So he likes her

[quasi nebula]

...

[opal karma]

[quasi nebula]

can I invade him?

[opal karma]

Yes

[peak knoll]

Unzen

[opal karma]

101% yes

[quasi nebula]

Time to polish his brain out

[peak knoll]

Yessir

[peak knoll]

*wife collection game

[lime cloak]

Thank and Gn

[opal karma]

And I'll delete this shit in order to save my lil life

[quasi nebula]

roger that

[lament palm]

Yeah bro, I play the game for resource management

[peak knoll]

You're welcome

[lament palm]

For WW2 too

Trust me

[peak knoll]

Night

[opal karma]

I'm here for the girls

[quasi nebula]

Mutsuki best wife-

I MEAN

COUGH

Daughter

yes, daughter

[opal karma]

Go to sleep dawg it's 0:24 am😭

[surreal cypress]

HN to unlock kurumi's unique module?
Im done with everything on map

[peak knoll]

NOOOO

[peak knoll]

Stage 6 needs to be cleared, then you get her augment in mail

[quasi nebula]

why do I hear Ark Royal in the background 🗿

[surreal cypress]

I see, havent checked that yet
Thanks

[peak knoll]

By cleared i mean the numbers have to drop to 0

[peak knoll]

No problem

[quasi nebula]

btw, what is the clearing status on Lil E?

xD

[opal karma]

I love NJ at the first glance

[peak knoll]

How can you not, she's so sweet, cute and hot

[opal karma]

And the story between me and her is kinda interesting tho

[quasi nebula]

Honey-Guided Nuclear Shell Barrage

[austere verge]

All clear

[quasi nebula]

dayum

finally, homework done on that side 😂

[opal karma]

Amagi all clear too

[quasi nebula]

mm

[austere verge]

I'll be honest, I havent paid attention until I saw your comment lol

[quasi nebula]

Lemon-Guided Essex

[austere verge]

I have no interest in this collab

[opal karma]

Absolutely explosive

[opal karma]

So just grind for the resources you need

[austere verge]

Thats what im doing

And leveling Hatsuzuki

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

Hatsuzuki mentioned

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

[austere verge]

[opal karma]

No hmm

[austere verge]

Hmmm

[quasi nebula]

then uhh

mmH

[opal karma]

Or you will become snow

[quasi nebula]

better?

[quasi nebula]

Senate will decide your snow

[late shale]

Hmm

[opal karma]

Se what

[quasi nebula]

Star Wars reference

just me being me

as usual

[opal karma]

Understandable

[quasi nebula]

have a great day

[late shale]

Hmm

[austere verge]

Im glad you said that because thats the first thing I thought of

[quasi nebula]

good then

[opal karma]

Ark Royal behavior

[quasi nebula]

horny mericans

some lemons and they will recover

[opal karma]

Bet

[lusty marsh]

What the hell

[quasi nebula]

smols

[fresh ingot]

nah hol up they're all valid

on my bros soul enterprise is a baddie

[opal karma]

Hm

Hmm

[austere verge]

Hmmm

[quasi nebula]

everyone gangsta till Audacious class Ark Royal rolls in

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

[fresh ingot]

Hmm

[torn aspen]

[quasi nebula]

Lala

grab that tail

[opal karma]

What does "valid" do in this case?

[austere verge]

Theres like a 210% chance its better not to ask

[opal karma]

Sorry I'm not used to using English

[fresh ingot]

nah, it's just some ways to say that I can agree to something

it's like an inside joke everybody who's chronically online knows about

[peak knoll]

Cutie

[torn aspen]

I don't have Hololive Old 2019 lol

[quasi nebula]

Roon in a room

[fresh ingot]

I giggled

[hearty salmon]

Sorry my boy , but that’s a hottie

[quasi nebula]

her beloved SKK became a groom

[opal karma]

I just want to sleep on someone laps

[quasi nebula]

slovak femboys are way to go

[opal karma]

No

NO

[peak knoll]

Who let bro cook

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-troll-face-troll-face-phonk-troll-face-terror-dark-gif-3039755119636354997

[fresh ingot]

Then this girl came in clutch

[peak knoll]

Both

[late shale]

Hmm

[opal karma]

Aight speaking of sleep

[torn aspen]

Azur Lane X Hololive we're closed sold out.

[fresh ingot]

imagine if Azur Lane somehow got CVN

[opal karma]

It's 0:40 here

[peak knoll]

Holodead

[opal karma]

Goodnight

[late shale]

Hmm

[peak knoll]

Sleep well

[quasi nebula]

goodnight SKK

[opal karma]

(or good morning)

[fresh ingot]

bro might be asian
(It's 0:41 here)

[opal karma]

Very interesting

Anyway

[quasi nebula]

18:41 in EU

[fresh ingot]

lmao

[late shale]

Hmm

[opal karma]

GMT +7

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

[lusty marsh]

27:93 here on Neptune

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/tied-up-anime-railgun-good-night-sleep-gif-8423829456644813246

[fresh ingot]

I want to count the difference but my brain has lost the ability to think, that's if I had one.

[quasi nebula]

what in the unga bunga-

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

worse if we interpret EU as Eagle Union instead of Europe 💀

[fresh ingot]

hold up I just realized that

[quasi nebula]

brain.exe failing to work

monkey mode initiated

[fresh ingot]

that's if I had one

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-mmmm-monkey-turtle-kung-fu-panda-gif-17129341

[fresh ingot]

wait

Sakura Empire in short was SE

[quasi nebula]

Sardegna Empire 💀

[shut crane]

floof empire

[fresh ingot]

now I know where this will going

[quasi nebula]

For the EMPIRE

[fresh ingot]

just need one more letter to complete it

[peak knoll]

Same timezone

[quasi nebula]

cough

for the republic!

gets shot by clankers

[fresh ingot]

hm

[quasi nebula]

True Central eurobro

[fresh ingot]

if u think about it since shipgirls was artificial... does that count as a clanker?

[quasi nebula]

wait

no

don't go that way

[late shale]

Hmm

[fresh ingot]

but...

[quasi nebula]

Gascogne 💀

time to clank clank clank that android-behaviour Gascogne

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

gets crushed

[fresh ingot]

cuh WHAT THE FK DID I DO

[fresh ingot]

Ik it's you Atago

[quasi nebula]

dayum, cattie

pat it

Dew it

[trim gyro]

starts watching DAL s1e1
big explosion, followed by bare ass
huh

[fresh ingot]

😨

[quasi nebula]

nothing wrong there

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-shoot-bug-firing-gif-17413233

[fresh ingot]

Now y'know that's peak

[quasi nebula]

average day in american empire (they heard that another planet has oil)

[fresh ingot]

tf am I even doing here I got schools at 6

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-im-trying-to-kill-some-bugs-sir-gif-2259269641765272900

[quasi nebula]

don't go and say that your doggo or whatever was eaten by homework

[fresh ingot]

Homework ate my dog

[quasi nebula]

or that homework held you hostage

School is temporal

Azur lane is eternal

[trim gyro]

one would think that if the bugs are this resistant to small arms they would use bigger guns, but Hollywood is not exactly overstaffed with capable tacticians

[quasi nebula]

Space marines rolls in

[late shale]

Lets launch mass human wave attacks against the bug home world!!!!!

[quasi nebula]

20mm bolt to the buggie

[fresh ingot]

Schools would only give you endless torture and lowest rewards
Boobs will give you comfort and soothe your souls away from those who haven't seen the light

[late shale]

250,000 dead in 3 hours

[quasi nebula]

based af

[trim gyro]

oh, the literal first thing DAL does when introducing girls is tell us their age, sizes and blood type?

[quasi nebula]

yeah, they do

its for the lore

[trim gyro]

right...

[quasi nebula]

its important 🤓☝️

[fresh ingot]

I love how my phone lags every time New Jersey bounced while using that racing skin

[quasi nebula]

merica body too heavy

causing fps drop

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/norman-osborn-osborn-spider-man-spiderman-reaction-gif-3473980621448926689

[pastel moat]

How about taihou dorm

[quasi nebula]

still not heavy as Formid-

[pastel moat]

[fresh ingot]

11gb full of human anatomy bouncing around

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[fresh ingot]

Illustrious in the corner:

[quasi nebula]

lazy Indomitable on bed:

[fresh ingot]

Shinano yawning:

[quasi nebula]

Victorious searching for her wife Tirpitz

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/arizona-diamondbacks-zac-gallen-dbacks-pitcher-strikeout-gif-27495572

[quasi nebula]

Musashi yeeting 460mm barrage straight into Purifier:

[fresh ingot]

she could yeet myself straight to her body

[quasi nebula]

based

[fresh ingot]

real

[quasi nebula]

why do I think of T-virus from Resident Evil lmao

ffs

[trim gyro]

because that's the reference? just before that they made a gundam reference

[peak knoll]

Hell yeah

[quasi nebula]

..oh

[fresh ingot]

why would one seek hope on something realistic that'll only give uncertainty
while there's something as beautiful as the sky azure... that could've always been seen and heard in the size of a palm...
Reject realism... Embrace shipgirls.

[quasi nebula]

I mean, I watched DaL in past but somehow my brain connected "T-virus" to Resident Evil

[quasi nebula]

lewd

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

[fresh ingot]

Reminds me of how I accidentally found out about this

[quasi nebula]

what the f-

where my Strasbourg at

[trim gyro]

click below the window and have fun

[fresh ingot]

loved the similarities between cars there with Aston Martin, Yoastar has a taste.

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-honey-new-jersey-new-jersey-azur-lane-gif-12495899317677104123

[fresh ingot]

Alr know that lol

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

[pastel oracle]

Hmm

[fresh ingot]

Hmm

[real hamlet]

Hmm

[peak knoll]

Indeed

[quasi nebula]

murica-class stern

[peak knoll]

The hips sway is peak

[fresh ingot]

Ong

[neon isle]

Good afternoon friends!

[late shale]

America-Class Amphibious Assault Ship

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-gif-5677380953331354485

[fresh ingot]

Morning twin

[quasi nebula]

impostor carrier

[neon isle]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-umapyoi-umadachi-haru-urara-gif-6378595329632471406

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/honse-honse-away-honse-return-horse-away-horse-return-gif-23822840

[neon isle]

Very blessed with the Uma sauce

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-verxina-heavy-breathing-breathing-gif-14851143927729933089

[nimble sable]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-nonsense-hsr-honkai-star-rail-cipher-gif-17995618412357682967

[neon isle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-pretty-derby-uma-musume-gif-15063465391514740847

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-vodka-daiwa-scarlet-barking-gif-4272328515030971896

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-vodka-daiwa-scarlet-vodsca-gif-10745901649172933158

[neon isle]

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-cross-umamusume-umayon-うまよん-ウマ娘-gif-3685620138384895873

https://tenor.com/view/vodka-uma-musume-umamusume-pretty-derby-horse-racing-gif-11334715855796642951

[quasi nebula]

so much gifs lying around

[neon isle]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-umamusume-tachyon-gif-16068154687413032929

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-daiwa-scarlet-umamusume-dance-ウマ娘-gif-22221319

[neon isle]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-agnes-tachyon-daiwa-scarlet-narita-taishin-jump-gif-21559242

[trim gyro]

keep the unprocessed glue in the designated channel please

[modern yoke]

@peak knoll i bought her skin

[quasi nebula]

Bocchi the thicc boat

[hearty salmon]

I want her to just be in lingerie

And then just hug me

Hug me to sleep

[modern yoke]

[hearty salmon]

I sleep now

My doggo is sleeping with me

Not atago

[quasi nebula]

showering with Kearsarge

[hearty salmon]

As in my actual dog

She sleep nearby me

Very good baby

[quasi nebula]

no, wrong

my bad

it was Kansan

😭

[harsh cradle]

i had 2 phones screen to screen and i was going down a bunch of stairs, when i looked at my game it was like this

how did this happen? like was there a bunch of key presses i needed?

[hearty salmon]

Is very fluffy

[quasi nebula]

lmao, so cute

[hearty salmon]

Indeed

[quasi nebula]

sometimes it happens

[hearty salmon]

Hence my love for hot sexy fox girls

[proper laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/sanguine-cats-all-your-base-are-belong-to-us-all-your-base-gif-4575017886399460670

[quasi nebula]

just press "hide"

[hearty salmon]

Because why stop st thick thighs and large breasts

[harsh cradle]

rly? ok lol

[hearty salmon]

When you csn hsve fox esrs to scratch

Snd fluffy tails to carress

[quasi nebula]

yeah, happened to me many times before 😂

[harsh cradle]

first time for me

[quasi nebula]

why not kiss the tummy?

[harsh cradle]

i have the whole shipgirl im going to use the whole shipgirl

[viscid nest]

It's debug mode if you pinch left side it opens up

[harsh cradle]

ah, my screen is curved so my palm might've done that

[viscid nest]

Prob

[quasi nebula]

v = s

[harsh cradle]

cool thx guys

[quasi nebula]

/j

[quasi nebula]

have fun playing

[trim gyro]

anime names always crack me up, what parent names their kid Origami?

[proper laurel]

Man the 2 orange haired girls have booba

[quasi nebula]

oh shit, shadow company trooper

and yes, they have booba

[proper laurel]

Hello

I don't exaist

[quasi nebula]

Shepherd sends his regards

name turns red from yellow

[proper laurel]

"Good that's one less loose end"

[quasi nebula]

gets shot by Roach

[proper laurel]

'Bang, Bang'

[quasi nebula]

end credits rolls in

[proper laurel]

XD

[quasi nebula]

remastering game for better visuals: ❌
remastering game to see certain scene in 4k: ✅

[proper laurel]

I got her at exactly 12AM

[quasi nebula]

congrats

[trim gyro]

I've got her and all her clones

[proper laurel]

In 3 days

[quasi nebula]

gj

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

[pastel oracle]

Hmm

[peak knoll]

Bless its a great skin

[quasi nebula]

absolute territory

[quasi nebula]

👀

time to destroy Arasaka Tower with that bunny-honey thiccness

[modern yoke]

Even though I was a traitor, I didn't buy the agir skin

@pastel oracle

[pastel oracle]

[peak knoll]

I thought you have one already

[modern yoke]

Not for today lmao

[modern yoke]

Nuh uh

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-ok-okay-okey-nice-gif-8558857022530023115

[peak knoll]

Traitor

[west goblet]

I got everyone except kotori
PLEASE GIVE ME KOTORI TOO

[modern yoke]

[peak knoll]

Have you tried getting kotori

[quasi nebula]

let's bless this SKK 😭

[modern yoke]

[quasi nebula]

what a banger lmao

[peak knoll]

Is that Britney spears lmao

[modern yoke]

Song suitable with skin

[modern yoke]

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-yixuan-true-morgan-freeman-gif-6860108779236255548

[modern yoke]

[modern yoke]

Even though I still have plans to buy other skins like Alsace, Ancho and Agir, for now I choose Kearsarge.

Whispers always haunt me to buy her skin

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-bnp-nekros-nekrosphilia-gif-20541382

chat not responding

send mayday com

[peak knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-gif-24612425

You had me until you mentioned ancho

[quick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/star-rail-honkai-star-rail-star-rail-herta-herta-kuru-kuru-gif-14452120073903977187

[quasi nebula]

woah, chat is alive!

[late shale]

hmm

[quasi nebula]

hmm

[modern yoke]

Prefer to call her it ancho

[grand lodge]

I wanna makeout with fdg

[still epoch]

I am now only missing origami from date a lane

[modern yoke]

I got her

[thick pasture]

Does origami have a higher than listed drop rate or soemthing with tohka having a lower drop rate than listed?
10 origami so far after burning hundreds of cubes and not a single tohka

[grand lodge]

And I literally mean it

[quasi nebula]

its' RNJesus

[timber timber]

No it's just RNG being RNG

[quasi nebula]

like

[thick pasture]

I dont want the origami clone army

[quasi nebula]

purple / elite can never be dropped while getting fuckton of gold / rainbow rarity

[modern yoke]

[thick pasture]

Might as well put the origamis in clone armor and send them off to fight dooku

[quasi nebula]

oh boi, Phase 1 armor

not even Grevious would stand a chance dodging or deflecting Origami drone-like blasters

[royal sigil]

Herta appears everywhere

[torn aspen]

Chibi

[modern yoke]

[thick pasture]

Id send the origami clones to the bsttle of jabiim

[rain ore]

[quasi nebula]

lmao

[quasi nebula]

cuties

wait, Niizuki???

[peak knoll]

Will the shinano skin return permantly? I know it will obviously go for 2 years but i mean when it goes again will it ever come back

[trim gyro]

if they're selling it now that probably means it will be permanent eventually, but probably not for another year or so

[quasi nebula]

sometimes skins do become permament

[peak knoll]

aight perfect

i need to secure her before she goes

[quasi nebula]

contain and protect

[torn aspen]

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-gif-5795807504905625189

[peak knoll]

also one other thing is what are the stellar tickets for i cant find it

[neon isle]

My legs are so sleepy and sore

I did a run today

100’000 miles

https://tenor.com/view/tachyon-agnes-tachyon-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-1357866635738650364

[quasi nebula]

SKK upon seeing rainbow background:

[pastel moat]

Second cutest horse

[neon isle]

Yea!🥕🥕🥕🐴🐴🔥🔥🔥🔥

[pastel moat]

First is gold ship

[quick flame]

madam herta is a peerless gem after all

[quasi nebula]

and suddenly SKK hears...

[neon isle]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-gold-ship-gold-ship-horse-goldship-gif-4112349788114249616

[quasi nebula]

HEY SHIKIKAN

[quasi nebula]

lmao

[neon isle]

Uma deserves the win

[peak knoll]

goldship is the superior lifeform

[quasi nebula]

supreme*

[neon isle]

Reject humanity become goldship

[peak knoll]

THD

total human death

[quasi nebula]

<launches Plague Inc
<names virus Uma Musume
<wins

[sullen crypt]

Why is it that Origami has a 3rd skill? Is there something special about her?

[sage zealot]

Number of skills is arbitrary

[sullen crypt]

Dammn, someone must've really liked Origami then

[sage zealot]

More like someone hates her , more resource required for a mediocre as fuck ship

[stiff forum]

-1 horse

[trim gyro]

with a name like that, that would be her parents

[sullen crypt]

Ehhhh, still gonna raise her anyway
Just found it interesting that she's got one more skill over the fan favorite

[trim gyro]

the fan favorite just gets to clone herself and freeze enemies, nothing special

[sage zealot]

Tohka the other fan favorite has UR Dps , favoritism is real

[sage zealot]

Although the freeze is useless as fuck ngl

[sullen crypt]

Are there any other sources of gems outside story?

Trying to get the skins before the Collab ends lol

[quasi nebula]

character collection?

sometimes rare mission appear in commisions

but

its rare

not to mention chance of getting gems themself

[quasi nebula]

in this section

some rewards are gems

and no, don't kill me for 1 star Oklahoma pls

[trim gyro]

there is the island planner

[sullen crypt]

Alright, thanks a lot!

[trim gyro]

if you want to spend months grinding for about $2 worth of gems

[quasi nebula]

worth it

[quasi nebula]

dies from grinding IP

[sullen crypt]

Them collab skins aren't going to buy themselves😩

[quasi nebula]

hot damn, Algerie

[radiant cipher]

letsgo

[dark solstice]

Some players have died while grinding for real r.i.p

[quasi nebula]

oof

[stiff forum]

Hat= hot

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-gif-18254932

[stiff forum]

We all going there

so much sin

[quasi nebula]

being cultured horny shikikan does not grant such sentence

[radiant cipher]

this is still my favourite Algérie art

[quasi nebula]

just give some high value items to Duguay

sins will be cleansed

[stiff forum]

Those must be heavy

[quasi nebula]

not much as Formid-

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[dark solstice]

Some even died grinding on the loo

[stiff forum]

Formi spawned

[quasi nebula]

frenching time?

[stiff forum]

Frenchin it 🥖🍟

[quasi nebula]

time to make French Empire great again

[stiff forum]

Hm

[quasi nebula]

oi, don't dare to summon USS Alaska with that /s

[radiant cipher]

We NEED this as a skin

[stiff forum]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

agree

[quasi nebula]

[silver bear]

Heavily agree

Algie needs more love

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-u556-formidable-sorry-not-sorry-sorry-gif-20386140

[radiant cipher]

Algérie is elite

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-azur-lane-formidable-gif-20466212

[quasi nebula]

why tf suddenly felt ground shaking

wtf

[stiff forum]

Her gyat weight tons bro common thing that the ground will shake

[quasi nebula]

Musashi causing mini-tsunami:

so

would that mean

[stiff forum]

Imagine she drift

[quasi nebula]

Formidable being "heavy" given her displacment

[runic abyss]

what the

[quasi nebula]

make Yamato ultra-heavy-thicc hotel?

[sullen crypt]

Where to get more Gold Bulings?

[quasi nebula]

🤔

[stiff forum]

Iam living inside that hoyel

Hotel

[sage zealot]

Her being heavy was cause she broke her blocks and killed several before she launched

[dark solstice]

Already confirmed she will be a loli

[stiff forum]

That shit will get destroyed by me overnight

[quasi nebula]

under FUCKING water?

[stiff forum]

Bro

I will haunt you

In your dreams

[quasi nebula]

Your Heavyness, calm down please

[stiff forum]

[quasi nebula]

Ground is shaking again

welp

[stiff forum]

Imagine yoster said this in April fools

[quasi nebula]

I'm doomed 😭

[stiff forum]

Is it not a fucking earth quake is it

[dark solstice]

I am staying positive she will be a loli

[quasi nebula]

nah, it's heavy earthquake

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-troll-face-troll-face-phonk-troll-face-terror-dark-gif-3039755119636354997

[stiff forum]

That's me with mushashi booked a room bro

That making the hotel shake

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

welp

[stiff forum]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

here comes Alaska XD

[silver bear]

If Yammy’s a loli, id eat my shoe

[quasi nebula]

Yamato shaking?

[dark solstice]

Welcome to the hotel Yamato, it's such a lovely place

[stiff forum]

He is always here

[stiff forum]

Someone clip this shi

[late shale]

Hmm

[stiff forum]

Locks the door cutely

[quasi nebula]

🤨 📸

[dark solstice]

You better have tasty shoes

[grand lodge]

I want to makeout out with fdg

[stiff forum]

Eh?

[quasi nebula]

formidable taste

[stiff forum]

[grand lodge]

Where

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-azur-lane-formidable-gif-20466212

[grand lodge]

Huh?

[dark solstice]

Find a German girl called Freddy

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-accident-fall-gif-11604591976827242360

[dark solstice]

That looks like her

[grand lodge]

Formi heav

[stiff forum]

Who

Where

[quasi nebula]

So, Formidable was called Formidable because her weight was... formidable?

[stiff forum]

She's thicc

[dark solstice]

Air too light need empty boxes you can stand and sit on smh

[stiff forum]

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/smallviiles-gif-26537156

[grand lodge]

Hmm fdg

[stiff forum]

Twin tails also

[grand lodge]

You fdg?

[stiff forum]

How crews feel when I citadel 5 times on them

[dark solstice]

Nope it's because you sweep enemy planes off the decks with brooms

[quasi nebula]

yeah

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-fdg-friedrich-der-grosse-anime-gif-19655249

[quasi nebula]

nah, just use York's Force

[grand lodge]

My oh my

[dark solstice]

If only had some of those lasers back then could melt the plane and save brushing

[stiff forum]

Forheadtown

[quasi nebula]

somehow read first part as "forehead"

[grand lodge]

Hmm fdg come here

[quasi nebula]

instantly thinking about San Diego's forehead from anime XD

[stiff forum]

It is just my keyboard being fuckass

[grand lodge]

[dark solstice]

Wonder how effective this would be against mass drones

[stiff forum]

When did aliens started to attack us

[grand lodge]

I can stop them

For mommy FDG

[dark solstice]

Last week wasn't it ?

[stiff forum]

She's dead

[dark solstice]

Or maybe earlier

[dark solstice]

Arms companies gonna hate it $13 dollars to fire

[stiff forum]

Hmm

[daring vale]

full autoing strongholds is starting to seem less like a farfetched dream. i just did 3 boss nodes without any heal items

[dark solstice]

Too cheap they won't make money so probs be sabotages lol

[stiff forum]

@late shale hmm

[late shale]

Hmm

[dark solstice]

I don't think I could auto then even with a shit tonne of 125's mainly due to gear

[stiff forum]

Would you lose against HE spam

[quasi nebula]

that laser beam smol

this one bigger

[stiff forum]

That's definitely from a ufo

[quasi nebula]

Nah, I'd SAP

[daring vale]

my fleet
no this isnt my permanent opsi fleet. its just something i threw together. I'll make a proper mob fleet sometime soon

[stiff forum]

kidnap aliens

[grand lodge]

Hmm fdg

[radiant cipher]

Mass drones is a myth and dumb

[quasi nebula]

Lioness

[stiff forum]

Yum lion

[dark solstice]

What game ?

[stiff forum]

Mommy

[stiff forum]

I want her bad

[quasi nebula]

Supreme Commander

[grand lodge]

Huh

[late shale]

Hrm

[stiff forum]

I thought you will say nah I'd win

Anyway hmm

[grand lodge]

Huh

[quasi nebula]

edits text

[dark solstice]

Why ? Not impossible and smart tactic overwhelming a ship

[late shale]

HE spam broken as shit

[dark solstice]

Swear I wanna see more weapons other than silly missiles and single guns

[radiant cipher]

if there are so many cheap drones they will be intercepted without any issues

[late shale]

We're on fire!

[radiant cipher]

silly missiles?

what

[stiff forum]

Yea but if you can survive by movement that's gonna work a lil

[late shale]

60 second fire extinguisher cool down

[quasi nebula]

true meta being battleships and other warships

[stiff forum]

Your a cruiser afterall!

[dark solstice]

Yea the price to fire is insane for defense

[late shale]

Erm

[quasi nebula]

true bros fighting with naval cannons

[stiff forum]

Lazy asses 😭😭😭

[grand lodge]

Oh eugen 💢 💢

[dark solstice]

Only upside of dragonfire will work cost per shot very affordable

[radiant cipher]

the price to make a drone to get anywhere near a ship is also insane

lol

[stiff forum]

Wut

[late shale]

If i have 4 fires im turning that extinguisher

[grand lodge]

[late shale]

Just to get set on fire again

[dark solstice]

Surely if you had 4000 tiny drones one could get through

[stiff forum]

I don't use it first

I just wait to see if I get into fire more times

[radiant cipher]

and then what is that tiny shit drone gonna do to a ship?

lol

[quasi nebula]

just tell drones that they can't get through without your consent

[dark solstice]

Take out the radar masts

[quasi nebula]

or something

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grand lodge]

Oh

[dark solstice]

Also communications if possible to stop it using other ships as support too

[radiant cipher]

the drone has to make it trough the SM-2/SM-6, ESSM AND then the CIWS
if it isn't just simply jammed by the ship lol

reminder there are also other ships around shooting at them

[late shale]

Repeated fires

[grand lodge]

[radiant cipher]

not a single of the cheap mass produced drones will get anywhere near the ship

and if it hits the radar
sure
but that's the entire drone wave shot down

for one damaged radar

[stiff forum]

Yes firstly I kill cruisers and destroyers first in the time then I slowly heal myself peacefully

[dark solstice]

I don't know I still think relying on missiles but dodgy these days

[radiant cipher]

[late shale]

More fires

[radiant cipher]

missiles are literally amazing

smaller and cheaper anti drone missiles are already being developed

[dark solstice]

But like ain't Europe practically broke ?

[stiff forum]

If it's bb left I do 45 degree angle so they miss the chance to cit

[radiant cipher]

and high energy laser weapons

no europe aint practically broke

what

[late shale]

We're on fire!

[grand lodge]

[dark solstice]

Well laers are pretty cheap to fire supposedly

[radiant cipher]

[quasi nebula]

and suddenly, new topics are drones and laser

[stiff forum]

spams torpedos cutely

[quasi nebula]

normal day in AL general chat

[dark solstice]

Our government is always in a financial crisis every other day gonna have to cut defense spending and prioritize people more

[radiant cipher]

prioritizing people isn't a bad thing

[late shale]

Hull breach!

[dark solstice]

Also wasn't France getting it tight too ? At least that's what the media says

[radiant cipher]

but yea the UK's defence spending has been a circus

[radiant cipher]

nah

[weak parrot]

true, France is tight, I’ve been in her

anyway

back to racism

[quasi nebula]

against who

aliens?

[stiff forum]

🗿

[quasi nebula]

Sirens?

[radiant cipher]

racism so boring

[weak parrot]

undesirables

[dark solstice]

They were crying out about a debt crisis when back ?

[radiant cipher]

find a new hobby

[quasi nebula]

its not rasist if you hate all humans equally 🤓☝️

[grand lodge]

Woa there

[stiff forum]

We're taking water!

[weak parrot]

I only hate purple people

[dark solstice]

Never met someone called France but met a French lady on holiday very pretty blonde hair

[lusty marsh]

Hi everyone

[radiant cipher]

yeah
look at the US's national debt
their defence spending seems fine tho don't it

[weak parrot]

they don’t deserve rights

[lusty marsh]

Im lane

[late shale]

Damage control parties!

[grand lodge]

Freaky vi

[stiff forum]

Hi laze azur is sleeping with me

[lusty marsh]

Who's laze

[quasi nebula]

umm, wait till you get to known french ship named "France"

[stiff forum]

Lane

[quasi nebula]

unless my memory trolls me again

lmao

[dark solstice]

I know a few YouTubers or follow are feeling the crunch over there too they run farms

[stiff forum]

[dark solstice]

That different lol

[quasi nebula]

foreshadowing

[dark solstice]

Wait I need to look this up

[grand lodge]

A

[quasi nebula]

X time later, AL announces french ship "France"

[quasi nebula]

truly a foreshadowing

[radiant cipher]

We had a ship named France

[grand lodge]

Jk

[radiant cipher]

Courbet class

[quasi nebula]

yes

so

that means

France will be tight

🗿

[stiff forum]

Tight?

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gojo-but-high-anime-jujutsu-kaisen-jump-kaisen-gif-10677424510185316243

[late shale]

Shut up bro

[grand lodge]

Freaky argh

[stiff forum]

WE ARE ON FIRE!

[dark solstice]

Your tight in the money department still haven't sent me gems

[quasi nebula]

oof

Your Heavy-ness, why such words 😭

[stiff forum]

Dam

[grand lodge]

Heavy formi

[dark solstice]

hand them over

[radiant cipher]

steal her fish n chips

[dark solstice]

Me personally you can have my fish I keep the chips

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-formidable-pat-repeat-gif-20951534

[stiff forum]

Hmm

[hard vine]

They fear the powercreep that coastal battleships would bring

[stiff forum]

Car vroom

[grand lodge]

Damn formidable had all that

[late shale]

Hmm

[radiant cipher]

this would sink Bismarck in a heartbeat

[quasi nebula]

suprised she's on ground, and not inside a hole-

oh no

[hard vine]

frfr

[quasi nebula]

sounds way too sus

[grand lodge]

Me when I makeout with Bismarck

[quasi nebula]

gonna hide before admins catch me 😭

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-eri-shirao-eri-blue-archive-eri-die-gif-11049810264228795808

[dark solstice]

Nonsense Bismarck was only sunk because so many ships went after her she was unsinkable

I have read enough comment sections to have learned that

[quasi nebula]

ironically making her more powerful propaganda wise

lmao

[radiant cipher]

uh huh

[quasi nebula]

brits 🗿

[stiff forum]

Badly

Wotah

[dark solstice]

I still wouldn't have liked to be on the receiving end of her guns

[quasi nebula]

in Utah

[radiant cipher]

eh

she had the lightest 15" shells out of any navy

so

rather be hit by them than Littorio or Richie

[dark solstice]

As much as I hate to admit it I couldn't catch even a Bismarck shell 😅

[lusty marsh]

KMS bismarck reportedly forgot to eat food before battling

[late shale]

Me when I dont want to be hit by any gun in the first place

[weak parrot]

Vive La Louisiane

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-shocked-speed-speed-shocked-gif-16409139778905066281

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/stirring-food52-mixing-cooking-seafood-gumbo-gif-16976849

[stiff forum]

Spams HE using helena

[dark solstice]

Ahhh just great I hate this

Now Im hungry

[radiant cipher]

GUMBO

JAMBALAYA

[weak parrot]

Good.

[radiant cipher]

DIRTY RICE

[weak parrot]

Now suffer.

[late shale]

Pain

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/식품가공-gif-23594550

[dark solstice]

Love my rice and curry sauce 😋

[quasi nebula]

flexing french food against brits, huh

[radiant cipher]

so british

[dark solstice]

I should have been born indian

[radiant cipher]

not a contest

[weak parrot]

What if the shells are the in the shape of ship girls

[quasi nebula]

wanna commit Boston Tea Party, french edition?

[dark solstice]

Spuds are all you need

[quasi nebula]

throwing bulins

[radiant cipher]

[weak parrot]

bache shaped torpedos

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-british-food-mods-low-tier-god-gif-9108075214677777615

[dark solstice]

My friend as a kid used to make cheese and onion butter sandwiches with red ketchup

[radiant cipher]

[quasi nebula]

n.. no meat?

[dark solstice]

Poor dude did die in his 30's from heart disease tho

[weak parrot]

I mean Louisiana cuisine technically isn’t even French, it’s just French-descended

[radiant cipher]

bruh

[dark solstice]

Sometimes

[late shale]

Hmm

[stiff forum]

Aw man

[dark solstice]

He could eat anything

[radiant cipher]

French Nigerian Italian SPanish

[feral badger]

[radiant cipher]

good stuff

[quasi nebula]

nah, was just trolling brits

[grand lodge]

Like FDG

[weak parrot]

no, not Italian

[radiant cipher]

a little bit of Italian yes

[quasi nebula]

criminal

[grand lodge]

[weak parrot]

French, Native American, Spanish and West African mostly

[radiant cipher]

true

[dark solstice]

I prefer a good big fry at work then die half the day digesting it

[stiff forum]

Hmm

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

as brit, just inject tea into veins

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/hellsing-major-orchestra-zeppelin-fire-gif-22065178

[dark solstice]

I am not one of those Brits

[quasi nebula]

(yet)

[dark solstice]

I hate tea

[radiant cipher]

you a rare flavour brit

[quasi nebula]

oh, nvm

[radiant cipher]

ayo

tea is amazing

[stiff forum]

[dark solstice]

Have to force myself Everytime I am offered some by this old lady

[quasi nebula]

mm, cocoa

[weak parrot]

Reject humanity, become German

[quasi nebula]

never

[stiff forum]

Real

More big empire

Yay

[radiant cipher]

empires bad

[weak parrot]

French Empire

[dark solstice]

Never admit to making or knowing how to make tea

[radiant cipher]

non

[quasi nebula]

only French empire good

[radiant cipher]

the 1st one yes

because we only fought europeans

the 2nd was cringe

[dark solstice]

Damn Europeans

[weak parrot]

Louisiana Deux: l’Electrique Boogalieux

[quasi nebula]

Europe trying not to be at war 24/7, challenge level possiblen't

[radiant cipher]

still not as cringe as the german empire tho

lmao

what a shithole

[stiff forum]

Tf is possiblent

[dark solstice]

My ancestors got bricked off by the Romans cheeky gits

[quasi nebula]

Possiblen't is when you fail math exam

[grand lodge]

A

[quasi nebula]

found that in some polish meme so

[stiff forum]

I see good thing I somehow passed em all

[quasi nebula]

yeah

[late shale]

Hmm

[stiff forum]

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

[stiff forum]

Hmm

[late shale]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

Hmm

[stiff forum]

Hmm

[quasi nebula]

cringing time

kakaovy bober

[radiant cipher]

xhat

[quasi nebula]

🗿

[radiant cipher]

chat

mao mao xiao long bao

[quasi nebula]

oh no

bro speaking social points

[quasi nebula]

normal letter edition

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-frontline-2-cheeta-mp7-gfl-gfl2-gif-5465058596587199258

er shi na man pnom xiao bin po

[quasi nebula]

imagine if we all started speaking native or chosen language 💀

[radiant cipher]

I speak french, dutch, english, german and learning chinese

panyo

[quasi nebula]

dayum, congrats on having such skills

[radiant cipher]

no skills

just time and patience

and being european

[dark solstice]

I have no patience

[quasi nebula]

right, americans can't comprehend such powers

[dark solstice]

Learned a little French,German and Spanish forget most of it now

[quasi nebula]

Spanish or vanish

[radiant cipher]

need to know many language to eat best food

[silent lagoon]

Like 3

Or 4

[dark solstice]

Not necessarily

[quasi nebula]

based objective

[dark solstice]

Sometimes it's best not to know that it's made from dog meat or something

[radiant cipher]

if you can't chinese
you'll never get the best xiao long bao

they will just give you dog

or cat

[quasi nebula]

one of the positives being bri*ish, don't have to be in Asia

[silent lagoon]

A certified bing chilling moment

[dark solstice]

What does dog taste like ?

[quasi nebula]

doggish

[silent lagoon]

Better than human?

[dark solstice]

Better not joke about that here come to think of it

[quasi nebula]

oh...

[silent lagoon]

[quasi nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-credit-score-score-china-gif-23125701

[silent lagoon]

Heres a Deuschland

[quasi nebula]

deploying countermeasures

China is great!

T*iwan not real country!

[quasi nebula]

still gets banned

😭

[dark solstice]

KMS Germany/ Lutzow ?

[silent lagoon]

Yes

[dark solstice]

Will we ever have scheer ?

[stiff forum]

My left eye hurting

Tf

[quasi nebula]

nah, yer just awakening Sharingan

[dark solstice]

Take a break man

[stiff forum]

Probably cause I slept for 4 hours yesterday

[dark solstice]

How long have you been staring at the screen?

[stiff forum]

Can't even sleep properly for my aggressive ass family

[stiff forum]

Not for long

[dark solstice]

Try counting sheep