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Bruh
(HMS sunfish)
What
Getting a proper Anson would be nice tho
Complete the full set of Allied WNT battleships
Nvm
-w-
Hi Apri
Oh
hi lost 
They cant
Yep
Welp, i broke a rule…
Its only a matter of time til mods slam them for it
Ffs
its ok nobody reads the rules
I can tell…..
Depends tho
Anywhos
as long as Pin doesn't show up in 10 seconds you can hide the evidence -w-
Not every mod is like a flower
Unless they backread
My first cruise of my Battlecruisers has begun
Huh
nahhhhh
Go back and read old messages
I don't think they pay them enough for that
is what i mean
Oh
(they don't even pay them)
Apri 
sad…..
hi hender 
I might just get a slap on the wrist
Nope, time to have your spine removed
Oh

Oh noes
NOOOO
Exactly

Though, please do keep memes out of the channel.
The ocassional Azur Lane one is fine and all but just throwing a bunch of meme images is likely to get you smacked
We used to have a memes channel until people ruined it and we had to vaporize it
Has anyone been banned for something like this before lol
Just wanted to know….
LOKI
Let’s just hope that the mods, staff etc won’t remove my spine for this.
if ur on sandy and ur not running stage 6 please get to it, i finished the event and need my aux item
3 Days till Spooky Shower
Random secretary greets me with Z23
what is that
Tomorrow is spooky shower for me
I need Digitan to come home asap
OHHH she looks so cute
still have to pull for Raisu and Kawakami
Very cute
I've been waiting for Rice.
I have like 120 pulls saved up and am willing to whale

Hopefully I don't gotta
just gotta get lucky gl Pin 
I've already spent so much money this month and will have to spend more cuz Monster Hunter cards are releasing December 1st
Spend all of your life savings on gacha
Gamble….
Gambblleee….
Don’t we all
average gacha player...
I wanna Neptunia collab 2 so bad man :(

Feel like it won’t happen since it’s been a long time
Yeah it's been a long time.
But luckily Yostar and Whosfuck are on decent terms.
Idea Factory?
Whoever it is
Cuz Idea Factory made Crosswave so it's reasonable to assume they are decent terms
You have to stop your addiction asap!!!

But Caaaaaarrrrdssss
Your wallet is gonna be negative at some point 😭
BUT LOOK AT HOW COOL THEY ARE!
Depends how much does it cost
teppen?
stop being financially responsible keith
gacha players dont need those skills in life
Do you want me to slap your wrist?

BUT THEY LOOK SO GOD DAMNED COOL
generic dragon
Give me a dragon riding motorcycles
Fine, then have Bee Colony Lightning Wolf
fat fuck dragon that kinda just waddled around with shitass hitboxes until world
That looks less generic, good
Wait
MtG fell off
howling zinogre where
Some of my friends made a wargame with it
If you spent money and did not get the character...then you did NOT spend enough!
And it is like "if you lose all your cards you die"
Spamming arcane signet
And just get karns and shit at the end
So many things i like dropping recently 
Azur Lane Cards.
Avatar: The Last Airbender cards.
SPooky Rice Shower.
Now Monster Hunter cards
My wallet is in pain
Nn I wish we could homie spoon rn
😭

I need help
there's pregnancy classes for that
Come back to some dueling
hop on hunting road
It's time to cheat my way through the anime
sobbing is a warcrime
Your chin needs a shave
Why’s that?
Your profile pic
Did you not see that earlier? 🤣
Ahhh alr
I got a T-shirt with a slogan recently and the bloody stuff all washes off that's what I get for buying from Amazon
temu-ass t-shirt
Fr
quick question

where is the onsen merch listed from the livestream on sale at? 
i wanted to buy the shimanto keychain
I love quick questions
At the... onsen?
As a matter of fact, it’s my specialty ❤️
You have to go to the onsens participatinf and buy it

Damn
I wanted to get one but company cancelled my osaka trip next week
So no Lion for me

ruined my day 
Do you know any staff or something from there Kaiser surely someone could send you one
Sadge
Like 50% markup
I mean, i could
Where's our Japanese guys help the dude out
But then
I'm in the same boat
bit frustrating how often AL does this
lots of things I'd buy, if they weren't limited to one physical location for a short time
What boat ?
on a keychain? hell the shipping costs would be like 300% of the actual item

Shiping inside Japan isn't that expensive
oh you're inside jp? that makes it easier
Bacon strips 
I NEEEEEDD IITTTTTTT
But i'm waiting to see if price will drop further
The listing was 5000 yen last i checked
4450 yen is what, like 28usd
Keep in mind that both are 2700 yen
If you just bought them normally
At the places


anything outside JP is pretty much still threated as 3rd world countries when it comes to AL merch
Scalpers need to eat too
No they fucking don't
i dont get it, why dont they work with an international party like most gachas do nowadays
Scalpers don't need to eat but i need Lion
Is there any other place wherw I can get SSR Bulin?
there's slowly more outside of JP
but slow nonetheless
What if I was a scalper ? Muhahaha
@silver atlas ban this scum for being a scalper
Would be simple if you lived in Tokyo or Osaka
But of course i live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
So you know
How are you guys liking the collab so far
Pretty cool
its shit
I like it
I'm enjoying it
Her sword never ate its greens
Low aspect sword
Maybe it changes shape
Yostarification makes things thicker
You mean like
Sandalphon isnt really meant to be that long, but yeah, there its noticeably shorter

Well it morphs
......Halvanhelev is just Sandalphon attached with parts from the throne/scabbard thing
And its a giant sword
Long story short, in a sense
Camera man always survives
Who tf is "Glory to the Communist Party of the Soviet Union"
man i wish wave 9 of research ships will include Incomparable, I want 20 inch gun with 20000 AP damage
Ah
thats me
WoWs or something
I can take her with Lion
Great now my internet went out 
What's happening there ?
Via gravitational collapse?
Nah my mind wonders
One minute I am invested the next I need to do something else
Service provider ate shit in my area
Ah relatable
Old age and all that
rip
5G

not all 5G is equal, depending on if you have 5G with just the 800mhz spectrum or the thicc 3500mhz spectrum
Oh, internet back up
my 5G over here is like 800mbit up and down 
Surely even the lower powered one is better than 4g
This fixes loads of problems 😂
My internet never loads
Or be like me thinking my charger was busted yesterday whole phone on 2% and never actually turned the plug on
Like ppl joke about it but really that tend to be the issue alot of times
Some thing no work? Check cable
Sometime cable no plug
Plug back in
Some time cable need replug
Don't you love when you wake up and your alarms drained your whole phone battery?
Lol 🤣
Worst case scenario replace the entire cable
....i have PTSD to a server i rented at OVH now that you say cable. it once went down due to an issue in their datacenter and i litterally got a support ticket with them just saying "cable" in it

took them 7 hours to find and plug the cable back in
You mean like when the cable simply does not get electricity even after being plugged?

the twin 508s are worse than the quad 305s at anti heavy
Or that its simply broken
Idk
if added to al
You just remembered me of a guy that pulled a whole engine apart looking for the problem and they had somehow out the terminals over the plastic covers that come with the battery that was the actual problem
Or if ur like me and know how to make the ends to the cable, just lob the ends off and make new ones

This happened with Conqueror with her 457, I was just about to buy them the day before they go removed had to grind for thunderer instead
Yeah. Leaving extra cable is a thing for them network cables for situations like these too.
amagi getting nowhere....jezus christ people
no my point is that the quad 305s being the best anti heavy gun in al is ridiculous
Yep
Good Nasty take
Rare
as someone that knows how to do rj45 wiring, "hate it"
Hate electrical work nearly dried myself closing a metal trunking, damn 3 phase cables running through it two luckily it never got me
oh it's server progression based?
yes
I was hoping they would make it HE since Mecklen works essentially as a giant Hindenburg
It's wows nothing makes sense
Sandy is at 42%~
But again we had an HE gun one month earlier and make it the best medium armor gun was pointless since they had just make the Raff gun

That used to be my actual job. To only make those ends 
Easiest shit ever
What i hated was fiber
You get used to it, but yeah its p much about getting the precision down
Was talking about AL. In wows her 305mm AP ain't penetrating stuff unless you're like extremely close or the target is a cruiser
sandy always wins 
Shits so brittle you have to be very delicate with it
We just got fibre in, dude dumped loads of it in the bin too 
"Ah ah ah dont bend that its gonna break"
Yea lmao
Its glass
God forbid a speck of dust decides to just land on the tip
Damn weird
Lexington's at 43.14%
Which is why, as I said, she works essentially as a giant Hindenburg most of the times. Her accuracy allows her to (2.05 sigma btw)
11" on scharn bouncing off a flat broadside of a Yorck made me spit my coke out
fiber is a nightmare yeah
I was once at 9km from a full broadside Kremlin with my Maine and I couldn't citadel her for whatever reason. Shit frustrated me badly
wish I had time like that
i just kept spamming 5x
was like 950 points each time i walked away
Stalanium armour
i was just watching youtube on the side
To think she have a massive ahh citadel. Stupid soviet steel
Hmm
I shouldn't say much I refused to play that line
Typa shit I had to pull to play the event
I did have imperator Nikolai when she was rare and that thing is disgusting
I did. It's not a bad line, but is extremely hard to play, you feel like it's you against the whole world
Never fear sheffy's here
The Russians used to be so easy did something happen ?
My goat carrying 3rd squad
Sectors progression is the same for everyone right
Just the limited repairs on some ships suck if you aren't used to it I made that mistake a few times at the start
Now that I remember, Kurumi never really did a timestop huh?
Sector 6
Technically they are easy cuz you just bowtank with an island on ur side. However in a world of:
-sap
-airstrikes
-234mm secondaries
-submarines
They became harder to play especially cuz they must get closer (but hey I happened to citadel multiple times angled BBs with my Soyuz at long range)
Flat trajectory was awesome too
Tbh I enjoy my Kremlin, but hell, you have to plan everything before even moving
ironically this also applies to wows aswell, Mecklenburg has 16x305 mm total with improved penetration and accuracy, she hits everyone reliably hard
Brb have to go sort something before we have a major leak
At longer range using AP you ain't penning BBs with that thing tho
Alr cya
limited DCP is what killed russian BBs for me
at high tiers people know your weakness and you just get HE farmed whenever you try to do anything
3 boats each should do
With 3 boats a fleet on Sector 6
You have 12 boats in total
Yeah, I enjoyed the T6 to T8 the most on that line
Im grinding memetaur rn, but WG decided that Neptune needs to be powercrept so theyre adding a new Aberdeen that does basically everything better than Neptune at same tier
Do we want to talk about the submarine with airstrike? As if the subs weren't a problem already.
Also I'm not grinding lines rn, just waiting december to get my free Lepanto so I can get my Colombo
French DR for next series Iris willing
i honestly expected them to add I-400 with dutch airstrikes, but that spot is now taken, so I guess I-400 will get either useless minelayers or shitty IJN rocket planes
Or maybe Hakuryu's Tenrais or even better: Nano's AP skipbombers
both of which will have no HP so theyll die the moment they fly into anything stronger than IJN AA
Hmm
jp sweet ban server was too late
https://fixvx.com/kit_mtr/status/1991824365454024905?s=46
Ima just pull out my Maine and watch as all the planes falls like leafs
Is there any possible chance of Musashi getting a new skin from a new artist?
ill get AA build on Edgar
Tip 1 load in with Nelson, when the slat and pepper boys spam you load HE and spam them back until they run away crying after burning then reload AP and proceed all while repairing your ship burning 3 fires
Maybe be out of date tho not sure if it still works
Her current ones really suck (except VM)
I mean probably
remember when Ushakov used to have 1000mm armor belt on release? it could go broadside to 20inch and take no damage
No way to know
Musashi is one of Dish's big babies and he still regularly draws her, so IDK
Hold up fr? She had that shit
I can't is that after my time ?
But dw you ain't citadel that thing either. 7km flat broadside Ushakov vs me and my Maine guess what? No citadel
i dont remember exactly, but i think famu has a video
flamu*
Who will draw lolimato for her release you reckon ?
IDK, my hope is MayaG
Automatic porn factory
money printing machine
Hmm
They call him 01000
0 non-porn good art made
1000 fetishes embedded in official skins
did someone say mayag
Who has she drawn before was looking it up on the wiki dont see any
wait dishwasher is a girl?
no
I don't think so
anyways, Im getting Riga this time, always wanted to get Petro and Novosibirsk but couldnt get myself to play soviet cruser TT
damn ig i just automatically assumed she was a dude
Bruh I just checked she had 880mm turret armor. Dammn
I usually don't pay attention to online people's gender


I better pull my weight on amagi haven't done anything today
No
Pirate wife is cute
still does btw
on pixiv it says male
I swear to god
Actually dish's pronouns are xe/xim
Crazy
I stop grinding and suddenly the hourly percentage on Amagi drops below 1... coincidence? I think not
quick do more so i can be lazy
legit forgot about the oil reserves yesterday
Lex is -1.85% right now
wonder how my fleets with 125 ships and little gear will fare
I actually managed to coble together 5 fleets and clear sector 6
anyway can we talk about the fact that in wows prinz Heinrich and Adalbert are 2 completely different ships?
Hmm
Lil E feels so bullied
Dishbro even drew Musashi's chibi with ass, why do we have to go through this...
why
you're not that far behind
none of the other servers have it completed i'm pretty sure
I'm sure I saw a server with 43%
I'm sure of it
my best guess is everyone will clear tomorrow
Avrora at 40% rn
we're about there as well IIRC, but I doubt we do 40% in 8 hours
look, a blue qt
Lex at -2.01% now
-2.2, obviously that's all me
Helena mega waif
helena grew up well 
Lil enty server is 65 percent left as a recall?
Good morning.
And my oil reserves are doing the Yamcha pose
Because you’re not bad at the game 
Im happy since i got the 10k for yoshino
Yeah...sure.. but i have my own issues like dock space
And spending
FOOD SOUND
cake

Man I dont know if i want the date a live skins none of them are l2d
i have issues with spending
where is that image showing reruns of old urs?
One question. How does the augment event work? Do I have to beat the stages on normal AND hard to get them all the way up to Kurumi's augment stage or?

Everyone helps with that
you need to beat the stages at least once and for the stages to be cleared
Oh ok
Like all users from the server
That helps a lot 
Because I only want Kurumi's augment
Cause my new account can barely do hard because I don't have three fleet built up
Hi
Heya Tirpitz
Hmm
time to overkill
I have random oathed URs in most of my main fleets because I don't have enough left to grind
@karmic delta 
Yanggg

Got my ass chewed out for 30 minutes
i just oath random Ships at this point
Damn. What for? 💔
Misplacing tools
deserved tbh
And messed up documentation
Not denying that. Just sucks.
Still gotta oath all my other UR
Oath the bullins
RADOM MILITARY GUY
Hmm
hmm
mmm
I mean I could oath them
Keararge yes
Wait no
Oath Chi An
She will cook for you
She is permanent light
hmm
Oof
albion is good
Ye but ive more of a old player who hasnt play super often now days
I'm not like, in deep trouble
oath harbin
Chi An will solve every problem
But it came at a bad time when my shop was already in the spotlight for having lost a tool on monday
I'm a veteran but I made a new account cause my previous account had an inaccessible email
So they really went hard on us this time
I mean not half bad
I keep thinking she's a UR
Shes a ur in our hearts
her cooking ability is UR, you will never taste worse food than hers
Shush her cooking is top tier
I would eat piss eggs before eating her food
Mean

mommy
Clippit you don't even eat
The only Eiltes I use
of course I do, where do you think all this iron comes from?
Use bell
Opinion on Kashino
Any tea can be made palatable with enough sugar and milk
Juneau's skin is really nice
Hi snow
Cow
Snow and the snow queen
Question
Answer
Never forget what they did to kronschtadt
hi hi
fr
Kron cow skin lmao
shush, military guy
wheres the pizza u said u would buy me
Regarding the DAL Gear Boxes, does playing the event stages Solo or Coalition change how much they drop?
Or rather the rate
me dont have Bell
You think the dish boobs were just for show?
You missed the best event
Context?
Milk
they're for holding onto
I missed alot of events

lion needs to rerun next week plz
Fargo l2d when
I'm more of a booty person myself 🙏
all
But boobs are great
me personally a legs person
Boob over anything else if i have to choose

pc launcher when
Pc is when it becomes corn
Do I fit Tirpitz better 
I have no idea

Bell kun?
Anybody notice anything different?
I thought ships were only female
is that yumi????
Orbital strike
No Bismarck
Sorry you had to witness it
COME ON. DIE ALREADY
i did run genshin and AL at the same time
Ngl I'm mainly here for fanart stuff but damn y'all seem nice
Mine is almost halfway there
We are all nice dw
She grew ice wings somehow
oh ffs i thought it was yumi for a sec
It’s fine you couldn’t see her anyway lol
I feel like she’s not supposed to have those tentacles…
Hmm
Trying to find something that fits it
Tentacles noh
Lmaoooooo lil e
It was that obvious to guess…
Yeah cause every server is at 30% rn
Scrub e is over 30% behind 

WE are getting there hold on now
Hiei Mommy
Which faction do you guys want to get the ur December?
lex is .15% a hr lol

Hi fellow Tirpitz
There’s been a lot of egale union talking points been passed around during these past events so it’s egale union
Hello person having my bots pfp
Who will probably be it?
Be think there’s a strong chance we get Lexington 2
My dream would be going to Texas to see Lexi II
Eagle union
Montana class drop
I wish there's UR for the vanguard too, I need good Union UR vanguard
Guam already overwork herself
Lwk need rainbow gears but im too lazy to grind :p
But there’s has also been talks, more I’m by group though we see a Iowa sister
We could use another Iowa
Anyone is fine as long as it's an AA platform please
Not a lewd one tho
You don’t want another New Jersey type of Iowa sister?
Clothing wise not uh, character
Even though the base girl probably not lewd the skin will
This is what they have been doing since a long time
who's danbooru and what does he want from me
figure it out yourself
Would people be made if we get Guams sister Alaska?
I always assume we will get Midway
Willie D will come if Iowa released
Or what bout uss nemo
What I wanted the most is Texas though
johnstown when
Because of the incident?
Willie D will come if my wife gets a new skin
Specifically a bunny skin
If Texas come I wish she's a default Cowgirl
Hmm
The cowboy outfit kind sirry
Not like Kashino
Though still cool if she wear bikini under her coat
❤️
What rarity would Texas be?
SSR
i would wear a bikini under my coat too
I mean gold
Hmm
I don’t want to be rude but the most likely is she get elite at best
Late war Texas is more famous of bombardment and AA platform so giving her good AA stats would make sense
Her popularity could boost her for Super Rare tho
She was the one who flooded her torpedo blisters to shoot further, yea?
Like yes she isnt a UR worthy but Super Rare-elite tier at best
Yes
We need a uss united states
The super carrier they were planing to build?
Ye
Make her be half blind
We have so many actually uss ships that could be ur before paper
So?
Double ur event?
I’m just saying we should go through them first before paper ur
Double ur
Texas acting like a naval monitor
we need paper to keep the paper mill open
Yes
"the one"
What I’m trying to say is we should use the real ships first before using paper ships
i agree tbh
Watch the 3 other iowa's show up in December
If we dont get a Ryan augment for new jersey i will be peeved
If double ur the line up could be a destroyer with battleship, submarine with aircraft carrier or a new line up of a heavy cruiser and light crusier. Just thinking out loud there
We need more rare and normals now or else it will be too easy to get an ultra rare or an super rare
So you think we need more normal and less rare ships in game?
The ur?
isnt she a common
Yep, there are alot of real ships suited for them and for comparison
There are now more Ultra Rares than normals if I remember correctly
Hms lion is ur
no she isnt
Anyway what skin theme do you guys want
the kind that'll retrofit lion
me bored
More militaristic ones
Like pull out Prince of Wales in the Duke of Wellington outfit
surely we need more swimsuit skins
I want more casual skins
IN DECEMBER
Like they collab?
I was more thinking girls in the armors
o
umm
too creative
would work best for french skins
a swimsuit skin for you
We need hms victory
god i love this collab so much
Imagine a girl in this outfit
its what i was wishing for 5yrs ago aaaaaaa
Or hms implacable 1800's
whats with the unicorn horn
hmm
Not a bad idea
Kirin Armor.
Basically Lightning Unicorn
The horn is literally Kirin's horn
Ummm
can i have it
Infernal, that's the younger implacable
arknights does have the kirin outfit on one of the chars
@stark fox which faction do you think deserves the ur for December
MY OTHER FORM
"Deserves"
Is that your answer or pointing out a spelling mistake?
another UR for tempesta
Which ever faction deserves it…intersting
coping that i didnt get queen anne's revenge
THe answer is no one.
But who will get one?
I think it's Eagle Unions turn.
hmm
They JUST showed up AND got a CB
mommy elf is good
hmm
Tulipa has been eating good as the new kid on hte block
exactly
thats why NEED one
and then an event ontop of that


hipper propaganda
No. Mostly just tired of the big tit URs.
need someone with smaller assets
@stark fox would you want a secondary ur that is a destroyer
ass is good
im an ass man anyways
matters more to me
@surreal lagoon Melt
I prefer if the girl is just cute over the size of thier Fat deposits
Id prefer something that doesnt poop
why not have both
Because both is illegal at this point in AL
fuck u
If Big tits = Is a whore
if you say so
i mean girls like taihou and allat mostly have them big so it makes sense
no
I'm more so referencing how AL is now
when
oh its gonna get worse
Any new big booba girl is more than likely going to be thirsting
Anyway, have this cute Smol Roon
got hit with a change of pace with pearl
mostly ass focused
and they added a twerk interaction
LOOK
truly innovative
What the fuck
All evil must be eradicated. What is evil? That's for Essex to decide.
And here's the big booba version for all you anti-loli people
hand over the air pump... i know roon aint got ALL THAT
Inflation strikes again
I do infact have all that.
You go queen
truth
You sure?
Show her oath skin
well gahdamn
oooh
cutie
Noshiro……?
what the fungus
big boob taihou
Keep crying game feedback, your opinions will never be heard 😔
Apparently yes
She always had decently sized booba
What
FOOD SOUND

tomorrow
Slightly Ig
ill tickle you
I like big titties
wowww so surprising
I thought u liked feet more
one does not mean i cant enjoy the other
true
good mouse
Just know that Nimi's the largest outta the starter squad
To understand life's big mystery one must research all its components
The Kinokumiya one? Those were the days
im guessing javelin gets ass
Pretty….
and laffey gets melatonin
many such cases
hmm
check her school skin
Ayanami meanwhile has Sword Impulse
or go ahead or whatever its called
damn i guess z23 really is packing
Always has been
ayayayaya is my favorite.
nimi sedond
Damn right I am
crazy outfit for laffey
Actually yeah it’s different from the others
Why
SIR
yes i said SIR you are a golden labubu
Why no big skirt
Here she is in Slow Ahead, as well
damn
@stark fox would consider Drake have too big of breasts?
missed the chance to add this on Halloween
bubu
hmm
Maybe next time….. maybe…….
Ehhhh not really.
TOO BIG is a different thing
waiter waiter another ultra breasted tempesta ship
and also make taihou even bigger
You know who else has cake?
Hipper
at some point taihou will become a whole ass titty if they keep inflating her size
You mean butt?
why so smol

Probably not, but like...
She's a modest girl so she's gotta cover her chest
Wait I just noticed she’s bare chested. Why
What happened…..
smt happened
Laffey got her Rigging Drunk
Cookies
snowing
@stark fox what do you consider peak Azur lane design
kawakaze
I mean I like Shimanto.
But I do like Dargons
more shimanto
Drunk actions, sober thoughts, as they say….. kinda
daisen spotted
yes
honse

who let the hors out
Kiser










