al-general

[magic snow]

Omg

[sage zealot]

Musashi or Shinano ; everything else is powercreeped to hell and back

[magic snow]

You alrdy have her?

If so musashi imo

[sly glade]

gotcha, thank you

[stark fox]

“Shinano”
Not powercreeped

[magic snow]

Shinano is also a good shout

[stark fox]

[magic snow]

But I am getting her third

[mortal hill]

just remember, those who have Augment slot unlocked without MLB is the META and the UR

[meager marsh]

I thought they would make kurumis clones in battle have the lingerie on (when putting on her skin obviously) but they didn’t do anything cool like that…..

[sage zealot]

Triple IJN is still very popular

[magic snow]

Musashi for you 100

Stats of course and usefulnes

[stark fox]

That’s nothing to do with Shinano.
That’s cuz IJN have buffs out the ass

[magic snow]

Waifu level is all up to you

[stark fox]

Their main power: Xenophobia

[sage zealot]

That's just a shit take nothing buffs better then shinano for IJN CVs.

[meager marsh]

[magic snow]

Plus musashi has cross fleet ability

Huge

Not sure about shinano tho

[obtuse crystal]

Instagram reels super power

[stable plank]

i know something else musashi has thats huge. she has two of em

thats right, her stupid shoes

[magic snow]

Musashi is such a best girl ngl

[sage zealot]

If anything Musashi gets powercreeped more

[wheat cosmos]

[stark fox]

I meeeeeeaaaannn

[meager marsh]

wowwww so much

[magic snow]

3% hp wao

In 90 seconds

[sage zealot]

So? Shinano has flat dps modifiers

[magic snow]

Who dis

[sage zealot]

Nagato

[meager marsh]

Baharı

what

[wheat cosmos]

Nagato

[meager marsh]

Autocorrrct what

I don’t understand… why it autocorrected to that…

[sage zealot]

Nagato isn't even that useful in niche considering how fast planes are already

[stable plank]

where does bristol fit at in the current meta?

[magic snow]

Unsung hero tho san diego

[obtuse crystal]

F tier

[stark fox]

Meta is smelly

[sage zealot]

URs do her job better , still a certain YouTuber favorite girl though

[magic snow]

Like meta dewey meta helena or

[meager marsh]

who who who

[stark fox]

Use waifus in your fleet.
The power of waifu will overcome the Meta

[magic snow]

Cause they way I see meta are shadow pokemon, basically Rare level defence UR offence

[meager marsh]

SO TRUE

[magic snow]

Oh yeah for sure

Musashi just happens to be 11/10

[sage zealot]

Ofc you pull out waifu over meta after dissing nano

[meager marsh]

my wife will be used in battle forever…. unless she wants to stop battling

Then she can rest forever

[modern yoke]

[stark fox]

I mean 15% < 20%

[magic snow]

Yeah NJ is my side, shinano is gonna be my third

[meager marsh]

cute

[magic snow]

The shinano bunny O.O

[modern yoke]

[stark fox]

Lolis your Shinano

[mental swift]

[meager marsh]

NOOOO

[obtuse crystal]

Have you guys ever asked why do shipgirls have breasts

[meager marsh]

They definitely did that on purpose. She isn’t bending over she is DEAGING

[mental swift]

glass canons

[meager marsh]

Why do they stand on two legs and have human properties

[sage zealot]

It's not 15% , also it's on literally one of the worst SR BBs ingame

[daring vale]

am i the only one who really likes this event battle format?
instead of it being regular campaign stages, it actually looks unique
and the coalition battle thingy with 4 fleets is really neat aswell.

edit: why did it reply to that?? i didnt touch anything 😭

[magic snow]

Ngl I didn't even know she had loli mode, but the normal shinano bunny is just O.O

[modern yoke]

Not for today

[stark fox]

Nagato’s is 20% damage boost to CVs.
Shinano’s is 15% AVI boost to CVs

Unless there is a hidden star in her skills I just re-read

[magic snow]

Just the last stage HP maybe just ppl done for the day

[obtuse crystal]

Because they are ships in human form

[magic snow]

But shi hasnt moved

[sage zealot]

Shinano has damage buffs in every single skill

And her first skill has 9% debuff; which is one of the strongest multipliers in game

[compact hound]

I definitely should level my Nagato

[magic snow]

Imagine, azur lane ingame filter, turns them into actual ships that talk to you lmao

[compact hound]

But the glue factory is calling

[shut crane]

das a very busty loli you got there

[magic snow]

Or a skin

[compact hound]

Wai wha?

[meager marsh]

Well then why question why they have breasts when there’s more things you can question

[compact hound]

I thought this is normal lol

She's smaller in that?

[meager marsh]

Like why are shipgirls. Only girls. Why no shipboys huh…..

[magic snow]

Lmao yeah, this one

[obtuse crystal]

For feeding babies

[meager marsh]

There might be some weird lore reason buttttt

[obtuse crystal]

Kancolle had a trap

I think

[meager marsh]

….why is that their purpose now

[sage zealot]

9% debuff kept enterprise off her for years

[magic snow]

Refueling

[meager marsh]

A what

[compact hound]

Cus people like referring vehicles as her

[obtuse crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-admiral-ackbar-its-a-trap-meme-gif-8125029

[waxen slate]

my waifu is stale toast

[mortal hill]

https://tenor.com/bHx1g.gif

[stark fox]

“No one buffs Cv’s like Shinano”
Shinano blue skill: “If sorties with 3 or more Sakura ships, increase AVI of all Sakura CVs by 15%”
Nagato:
“When flagship, boost damage your SE CVs do by 20%”

[meager marsh]

That sounds like the opposite of refueling if you’re referring to the breast feeder and not the breast feedee

[sage zealot]

[magic snow]

Nah the refueling port

[meager marsh]

Do you mean they look like a boy when they aren’t? Or

[compact hound]

So Nagato + Shinano + Amagi a good bossin fleet?

[magic snow]

The breasts are for ammo and fuel storage

[sage zealot]

Not all buffs are equal

[stark fox]

That’s not a damage buff, that’s an enemy nerf and not CV specific

[obtuse crystal]

I thought it heard that kc's Z1 was a guy

[magic snow]

And ahh

[stark fox]

That’s just a debuff

[sage zealot]

Thats a damage amp, it increases damage to them

[meager marsh]

I don’t know who that is

[compact hound]

Idk if it's better to use Nagato flag or use another UR CV

[stark fox]

Yes but not specifically for CVs

[obtuse crystal]

She still looks kinda the same

[stark fox]

[mental swift]

I only got another ur cv so

[solar dome]

higher dmg if u just use another cv

[obtuse crystal]

https://kancolle.fandom.com/wiki/Z1

[waxen slate]

The Bismarck was referred to "he" because the skipper didn't think a powership couldn't be a woman

[compact hound]

Hakuhou, Hakuryuu or Implac?

[sage zealot]

Okay cool she damage amps the emote team instead of just CVs

[solar dome]

what are ur other two CVs is the question

[sage zealot]

Hakuhou Amagi Nano

[meager marsh]

Oh. okay. She’s cute but why call her a trap

[solar dome]

I just got here

[stark fox]

He was also a raging mysoginist and on crack cocaine.
So maybe we don’t listen to a literal Nazi

[mortal hill]

Honestly, Nagato is very obsolete

[obtuse crystal]

I have a joke answer and a serious answer

[magic snow]

There are male ships, but the commander just don't fw those

[compact hound]

Oh, I forgot my Nakhimov is mlb now

[solar dome]

nagato has been obsolete

[mortal hill]

heayea

[meager marsh]

Give

[solar dome]

haylo

[mental swift]

Cuz that's what prints

[compact hound]

Perhaps

[waxen slate]

https://tenor.com/view/sugi-real-real-japan-nani-so-what-gif-6478685537124400361

Didn't say it was for progressive reasons

[obtuse crystal]

Apparently its because like Vertin she has an "androgynous" look and porn depicts her as a guy

[magic snow]

All of my answers to lore are serious and joke answers

[compact hound]

Guess I'll dump rainbow bulins on Hakuhou before I404 not found

[solar dome]

i404 is at the bottom of the priority list anyway

[sage zealot]

I404 is so overrated , can't even beat flasher

[waxen slate]

Can't think of a ship referred to a he that wasn't a nazi quckjob

[pastel oracle]

But 404 is actually hot

[stark fox]

Okay, let’s go back a moment:
“no one buffs better than Shinano for IJN CVs”
I show Nagato provides a 20% damage boost to CVs
You show 12% Damage amp on Shinano

[solar dome]

404 is cool

[stable plank]

real?

[magic snow]

It's kinda like fatherland

[waxen slate]

Because she doesn't exist

[magic snow]

They liked men

[compact hound]

Axis paper privilege

jk

[stark fox]

20% > 12%
Or you could just like.

Run both

[compact hound]

Lion is paper as well

[stark fox]

And get both buffs

[magic snow]

What is paper? Flat?

[solar dome]

then it's only 1 ship getting a fuckton of buffs

[compact hound]

QE is flat

[meager marsh]

They couldnt try and cater towards everyone? Wouldn’t that get more cash money techincally since more people would play as theres more options and reasons to. I just thought of that and like I see other popular games do that and succeed in getting tons of bucks so. I dunno

[compact hound]

But not paper

[solar dome]

then again shinano is also getting buffed

[stark fox]

My point is Shinano’s buff is NOT CV specific.

[solar dome]

idk I haven't used nagato since like 2019

[magic snow]

Oh ye

[mortal hill]

idk about overrated, but this is CN tier list LO

[magic snow]

QE was my main for a while

[mental swift]

a majority of people like whatever azur lane is doing right now, only a small minority likes exceptions

[sage zealot]

Literally not the same type of buff , you can't compare flat %

[obtuse crystal]

But the serious answer is because ships were viewed as a guardian angel protecting the crew

[stark fox]

What the hell you mean you can’t compare flat percentage?

[magic snow]

Now QE is a lvl commissions slave

100

[stark fox]

Taking 20% Extra damage.
Dealing 20% extra damage

These mean the same thing

[obtuse crystal]

@meager marsh and as for why tdolls are all female:

[stark fox]

Damage = Damage x 1.20

[magic snow]

Cater to those who wont play lmao

[mental swift]

Can this somehow be applicable to en

[sage zealot]

Cause on damage calculations Debuffs are far more influential? It's applied at the end , where buffs aren't

[mortal hill]

people tend to be biased, no

[obtuse crystal]

Germany ship in SS huh...

[meager marsh]

I meant it more like from the start but maybe they thought a lot of people besides from men wouldn’t play even if they did that? I don’t remember what time azur lane came out and if other games that catered towards everyone did well at the time or they just didn’t care enough to oorrr didn’t think about that but

[sage zealot]

Why do you think Vanguard Damage amp is so damn op

[mental swift]

whar about ingame

[stark fox]

I don’t cuz I don’t care

[mortal hill]

applicable

[solar dome]

well no cause I have no clue why amagi cv is below essex

[magic snow]

Homie many women play this too

[mental swift]

Retrofit...

[compact hound]

inhales

WEHR-

[magic snow]

And too many of ya'll women are lolicon? fiends

[solar dome]

even then

[meager marsh]

LMAO

[obtuse crystal]

A WW2 Canadian training video caused gfl to exist

[compact hound]

Huh?

[mental swift]

Accept it, it IS better than Amagi cv

[solar dome]

she really isn't

idk what I'm accepting

[obtuse crystal]

Women? Im a guy and I like adult women

[magic snow]

In world chats so many women talk about lolis maybe just my world chat

[solar dome]

essex retrofit is good yes but above amagi cv good? no

[sage zealot]

In AL damage amps are not built the same
Stat buff <damage buff < debuffs

[magic snow]

Nah you a woman now

[solar dome]

I say this as an Essex Stan

[compact hound]

I thought it's the men that are lolicons wtf?

[cinder lintel]

U just woke me up

[daring vale]

blame discord

[mental swift]

idk I don't have either

[sage zealot]

CN has different criterias, its always been a bit special

[solar dome]

then why'd u say all that

[obtuse crystal]

Women are degenerates too apparently

[compact hound]

Humanity

[magic snow]

Oh no there are men too, but compared to male to female ratio females be talking bout loli like no tomorrow in world chats

[mental swift]

It's entertaining!

[solar dome]

right

[obtuse crystal]

Also if you guys want a short girl just pick one who's got big boobs

Like Z23

[compact hound]

Dang...

Ya sure its a woman and not a g.i.r.l?

[mortal hill]

Both are interchangeable, it's just Essex has 4 skills

[magic snow]

For sure could be guys in real life

[stark fox]

So after looking at it, Debuffs are applied literally 1 stage after Damage buffs.

[magic snow]

But that goes for everything

[stark fox]

Granted it’s also just a massive string of Multiplications which cause me excessive anger

[silver bear]

Idk what the context of this is, but thats such a wacky sentence

[meager marsh]

I’m aware cause I’m one of them lol. But those women are, yknow, attracted to women, but there’s also women who are attracted to men (yes I know bisexuals exist too, if I didn’t then I wouldn’t know genderfluidity existed… and known I was gender fluid… so I’m not that dumb lol), so I only said that since that would realllyyyy cater to everyone.

When I said everyone I meant EVERYONE (of different sexual/romantic attractions) and it was just a little thought I had, I’m not saying they should or have to. My original question was ‘wouldn’t they make more money doing that?’

[mortal hill]

have you read the CEO interview

[compact hound]

Then maybe chill down with the overinflation of tits?

[magic snow]

Nah boy ships gey

[meager marsh]

Clearly this is a no

[obtuse crystal]

Ive seen a Hungarian girl who plays this game

[meager marsh]

what

Oh it can be for gay men too

yeah

[magic snow]

Also there are only 2 genders

[compact hound]

Tits are good, but not TOO.big

[meager marsh]

I dunno what you’re saying exactly lol

[obtuse crystal]

Yep

[meager marsh]

Ohhh okay so you’re that type of person. Awesome…..

[compact hound]

Oh boy

[silver bear]

Are we really starting this

[magic snow]

Not ameritard

[compact hound]

We doing gender ballistics

Fun.

[stark fox]

Boats

[silver bear]

Shut the fuck up and move on

now

[atomic dew]

Smells like bonk

[meager marsh]

yes please let’s not

I am NOT debating with people about my gender lol

[stark fox]

There are actually 3 sexes.
A, Male and Female.
Gender ≠ Sex.

[meager marsh]

Or gender in general really

[stark fox]

[compact hound]

They ain't bothering me so why bother

[compact hound]

There

Simple

[obtuse crystal]

@acoustic holly hello Hungarian lady. Remember me?

[stark fox]

End of discussion

[meager marsh]

thank you for the short education

[marsh thorn]

damn that siren trying to lure skk. she even has her towel skin ready

[obtuse crystal]

Who dat

[mental swift]

give us playable sirens

[magic snow]

Imagine telling a mentally ill person the radio really is talking to them, or that they are a different gender lmao

[marsh thorn]

dunno main villain of the collab

[stark fox]

Do you like having the ability to chat?

[silver bear]

Sir, take your idiotic ramblings somewhere else

[mortal hill]

Minor Arcana ACE

[magic snow]

I like it ngl

[stark fox]

Then maybe move on

[compact hound]

Oi

[stark fox]

[main herald]

just stop , we are here all enjoying a game no need for this

[mortal hill]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_of_Swords

[obtuse crystal]

Idk what a minor Arcana is

[meager marsh]

Are they trying to say that boobs and butts are more popular than anything else or. Cause I don’t quite understand and they point out the fact that ‘peoples choices vary’ so lol

[obtuse crystal]

Does she have a sword

[stark fox]

Before I have to get a book and explain to you why you don’t understand anything

And by that I mean just mute you

[obtuse crystal]

Anyways I know blackh0lechan

[magic snow]

Oh yeah fully agree, wouldn't have commented on it if their own political views weren't posted

[silver bear]

that inverview dialogue is really confusing ngl

[obtuse crystal]

We go back

[stark fox]

[compact hound]

How did we went to gender ballistics anyway?

[forest sparrow]

Idiotic ramblings
ALO Gen chat

[compact hound]

I thought we talking ships?

[jaunty adder]

kill @stark fox

[silver bear]

Something something jump off a cliff if strangers do as well

[jaunty adder]

[winged grotto]

Chat

[jaunty adder]

guys i killed a admin

[compact hound]

So, no more flat ships?

All tits from now on?

[jaunty adder]

post milfs

[magic snow]

Of course not lmao, but gotta counteract things, make is 0

[main herald]

we indeed are living good

[compact hound]

RB I NEED ANSWERS

[mortal hill]

IDK

[stark fox]

@winged grotto Trophy rule is active

[jaunty adder]

EHH

PIN LIVES?

[mortal hill]

OI DUMBSEX IS HERE

[stark fox]

Stop

[silver bear]

anywho, how are you RB

[late shale]

Hmm

[compact hound]

I DON'T WANNA DROWN IN JUST SAGG 😭

[mortal hill]

gud

[silver bear]

how’s the gang in TT

[mortal hill]

Just wait for the future META showdown

[stark fox]

Just go back to talking about boobs or some shit

[jaunty adder]

Pin's boobs

[compact hound]

Warspoot META pls

[jaunty adder]

[compact hound]

Also pin, are you able to see deleted messages or posts/images?

[meager marsh]

Well, guess they just want female characters and it ain’t entirely about the money!! But it still is obviously but they don’t care to make male characters or anything like that I guess

[obtuse crystal]

Wait @acoustic holly had her as a pfp for a bit

[meager marsh]

Why are the cool characters not playable….

[compact hound]

Aoste exists

[mortal hill]

pin you still here?

[magic snow]

Ayy man why I gotta stop when I am just replying to what he replied to first, he kept the conversation bout it and you warn me only? He could also not keep talking bout it no?

[jaunty adder]

Pin gone

[stark fox]

Yes

[meager marsh]

you literally said theres two genders that has nothing to do with what I said lol

[jaunty adder]

[stark fox]

Otto

[mortal hill]

#al-general message

good, take a look

[stark fox]

Stop

[meager marsh]

Okay

[stark fox]

We are moving on

[magic snow]

See pin now I am gonna get warned

[mortal hill]

we still hasn't got answer

i mean Varia didn't asnwer

nor Cleo

we need you to take a look

[jaunty adder]

WHERE MY IJN PICS?

[stark fox]

Oh god it’s from 4 hours ago

[elder spire]

3 of my 5 secretaries... notice a theme 🥛

Shikikan after a long day like..

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-milk-antony-starr-gif-2606354610122003363

[compact hound]

The format is image, idk if it can be viewed lol

[jaunty adder]

bro

[magic snow]

I thought about that one so much

[jaunty adder]

[magic snow]

But pearl had to take my lunch money

[stark fox]

I’ll have to check later, when I’m home

[runic abyss]

MILK

[compact hound]

QE milk

Might not be abundant but probably sweet considering the amount of sweet she eats

[jaunty adder]

buy me chicken nuggets while you're out

[main herald]

anyways if sirens become playable who do you guy's want ?

chariot or devil (the black haired girl) for me

[obtuse crystal]

Call me crazy but there should be a one shot where Ark Royal goes around turning multiple shipgirls into their little forms before being stopped and everything going back to normal

[obtuse crystal]

Heirophant

[compact hound]

Wait hold the fuck out...

Why the fuck are two of my favorite characters in 2 different games both like sweets?

[mortal hill]

Arbiter The World

[stark fox]

Who doesn’t like sweets?

[compact hound]

Fair enough

[obtuse crystal]

Do we even have her here yet

[sage basin]

your favorite character is a copy paste.

[mortal hill]

she exist

[elder spire]

the only two other skins I can think of that kinda fit the theme imo are Kersaint and Fargos skins.. but those lean into the western theme as well..

[compact hound]

Yeah idk man...

Mejiro Mcqueen doesn't look like a brat tsundere to me

[sage basin]

Looks the same to me. Squint.

[turbid valley]

ToT imcrying can i add u to friendlist, wait im a newplayer at newest server.... does they allow adding?

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/mejiro-mcqueen-mcqueen-uma-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-267679083148498953

[obtuse crystal]

My favourite girl in gfl and azur lane both:
-Are short
-Have big... "assets" for their height
-Wear a beret
-Wear a military style uniform

[sage basin]

Mine are:
-Ohisa designs

[obtuse crystal]

Kersaint is the most bullied character

[compact hound]

Ah yes...

Calm and Collected

pulls out a fucking gun

[elder spire]

The chibi for that Kersaint skin is cute tho with her riding the bull

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/taiki-shuttle-taiki-taiki-shuttle-gun-gun-taiki-shuttle-gun-shoot-gif-7582518954639658331

[elder spire]

Reminds me of the chibi for Anchorages swimsuit skin

Not sure if there are any other skins that result in the character "riding" something

[compact hound]

Mcqueen's race wear is NOT aerodynamic

But sure as hell satisfying to see her zoom

[sage basin]

She needs drag or else she'll fly away

[stark fox]

Yeah but when you run 70KPH who cares?

[compact hound]

That's the fun part

[sage basin]

It's called drag racing for a reason

[meager marsh]

AWWWW SO CUTE

I LOVE THEM

[turbid valley]

I wish i play AZ sooner

[compact hound]

Mood: Awful ⬇️

[main herald]

tempesta girl with the creepy tongue with her halloween skin rides a coffin edit : fancy

[magic snow]

They are starting to believe

[compact hound]

Sounds bad out of context lol

[elder spire]

Ooo fancy

[meager marsh]

hot

[silver bear]

agreed

[main herald]

riding a coffin sorry for the double response found the chibi on the internet XD

[magic snow]

Out of the IX ships pearl Queen Anne and that sub girl that heals are w

And I wish royal james skin was L2D

[turbid valley]

you guys had to try put Yoshino in leader tho,
she is utterly big
BIGGER than other

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[turbid valley]

or maybe i havent know other ship with bigger leader body...

[compact hound]

Holy fuck that "rigging"

[meager marsh]

That thing is humongous

[compact hound]

CVL btw

NOT CV

[magic snow]

Better than prinz heinrich fx?

Or eugen

[nova monolith]

Zadkiel is Humongously Big after all

[magic snow]

Oh literally big dam

[hexed hazel]

ohh eait game updated no

[compact hound]

Kinda sad for her heals to proc, the barrier she grants need to be broken

Could've been a nice healer CVL if wasn't for that fact

That isn't Unicorn

[magic snow]

Unicorn needs to be rebranded as UR frfr

[meager marsh]

Yeahhh… have no clue why they made her like that

[nova monolith]

Literally Sounds like her barrier skill on another DAL Game... except you can keep it until 10 enemy hits, and the Passive Heal is separate ||Not from this game||

[bold kayak]

what does her augment do?

havent check it yet

[sage basin]

Unicron

[nova monolith]

neither do I...

[silver bear]

The Chaos Bringer!

https://tenor.com/view/unicron-transformersthe-movie-gif-13874210

[magic snow]

Actual, she does good dmg too like she is actually in my mainfleet

[turbid valley]

do you mean Yoshino augment?

[bold kayak]

unicorn is a must on chapter 15-4 too

[sage zealot]

Shes not

[bold kayak]

yep

[nova monolith]

How it feels like to have a Preload and better consistentcy than Perseus

[turbid valley]

@bold kayak
is this her augment? yeah her augment said something about AVI ACC

[bold kayak]

havent check the others as well

[magic snow]

Unicorn exclusive augment, dark energon cube, makes her UR without stat boost lmao

[sage zealot]

Upgrades

[nova monolith]

ofc its Zuihou

[magic snow]

Bigwells wouldn't aprove

Approve

[turbid valley]

@compact hound her moving is funny too TvT

[stable plank]

unicorn augment? real?

[magic snow]

If only

[wheat cosmos]

What Essex skin is that?

[sage zealot]

That's Essex retrofit

[sage basin]

she has a retro?

oh yea she does

[magic snow]

They gotta retrofit sirius

[dark solstice]

Any amagi dudes know is amagi is done yet or what percent ?

[sage basin]

She so done.

She dead.

[dark solstice]

what next retro Ark ROyal ?

[mortal hill]

below 60%

[dark solstice]

Thanks RB

need to log in but phone at 2% so left on charge till after dinner

[magic snow]

Me when I play plugged in for maximal gameplay time

So excited for steamvr ngl, can play AL directly on it lmao

[mortal hill]

you can just go relax

[dark solstice]

i will leave the other 60% to you 🙂

i contributed to probably 1%

[magic snow]

Me when I contributed 0.0000001%

[mortal hill]

LMFAO

I only contributed like...

0.25%

[sage basin]

oh shit

another ssr drop

[hearty salmon]

Better than 0

[hearty salmon]

Bigger boobs

Thicker thighs

And more to love

[magic snow]

You are a man of culture

[bold kayak]

what if queen elizabeth but thicc

[silver bear]

Id rather her fill out more bottomwise, to match them tiddies

but respectable either wat

[magic snow]

Nah queen e is just not it for me, but to each their own I guess

"I just can't prove it"

[hearty salmon]

I’d rather she just be less scared

She already thick

She just

Insecure

I can fix her guys

I swer

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-cat-gatito-crazy-insane-gif-4445261359056491120

[sage basin]

Why is London trying to summon the Queen?

[silver bear]

She lightens up post oath, no?

[hasty wing]

well there may be possibilities to give her the shiratsuyu treatment

[magic snow]

Is this some lore stuff I am too impatient to get?

[sage basin]

nah i realized this isnt off topic and its a nikke reference

[magic snow]

Did they legalize her?

[hearty salmon]

Somethint something very insecure and abandonment issues so she resorts to sex appeal

[hasty wing]

you can see

[silver bear]

Is this Sirius or Dido?

i thought Dido had the abandonment issues

[hearty salmon]

So whenever she feels insecure or underperforming she resorts to showing off the goods to say

[silver bear]

ah

[hearty salmon]

Heckadoodle if I remember

Both of em have it

Just that 1 begs to not be abandoned

[magic snow]

Groomed to perfection (JK haha)

[hearty salmon]

The other goes back to badics

[hearty salmon]

Honestly she probably just dug herself into that delusion

[silver bear]

Ah ok

[hearty salmon]

Not complaining tho

Cus boobs are boobs

[magic snow]

I want sirius so bad

[hearty salmon]

Even if they come from a mentally unstable jot sexy woman

[hearty salmon]

Buddy

I want a Logitech G29 racing rig

And a hot sexy girlfriend

We all want things

But we can’t get em

[magic snow]

But like if only she was UR

[hearty salmon]

We gotta settle for our

[magic snow]

For main fleet spot

[hearty salmon]

Imaginarion

Man

I’m craving Coke zero rn

[magic snow]

Zero ew

[hearty salmon]

Like a sweet drink but w/o sugar so I dont get hit w diabubu

But I have to send ny siblings for class tomorrow

[magic snow]

Hit me with diabeetus 2.0

[hearty salmon]

Hermmm decisions decisions

[hearty salmon]

Say no more

[magic snow]

I won't lie

I don't remember the last time I drank water

Actually hol on lemme just hit my montly glass of water

[hearty salmon]

FAILURE

[magic snow]

Literally my oathed

[hearty salmon]

[sage basin]

you know whats fun? if you get a kaguya drop

you have to relog to see it

cause it wont be there

[hearty salmon]

Pic of the wife after our marriage

Be me

Drink galons of water a day

Because

Eh idj

AuDH

Musashi 3D soon pls

Please Manjuu

Let me see tail physics in game

[magic snow]

Honestly loved water till I moved to DK

This water hard

[sage basin]

how about some Flint Michigan water?

[main herald]

nooooo , we need mogador or jean bart first xD , you guy's already get good skins with the fox ladies . we need french now in 3d dorm

[hearty salmon]

How about

Armpit water

Very obtainable in today’s Waifuconomy

[crystal oak]

Hello guys, can someone explain to me how to get this ones?

[hearty salmon]

I would know I have a PhD in Waifunomics

[sage basin]

wtf. Flint water crisis was fucking 2014 lol

[magic snow]

Idk shi bout water from the states lmao

[hearty salmon]

Prime candidates are || your mother ||

[sage basin]

they replaced all the water lines in the city and all the water became undrinkable

[hearty salmon]

Cold water from them water dispensers

That typa shit

Where it causes condensation on your cup

1 sip

And I mean ONE SIP

[magic snow]

Awe, those are fine, but nothing beats melted glacier water from the north pole

[sage basin]

bro how the fuck is the timeline so long

[hearty salmon]

Lord you’ll feel like you’ve been embraced by the largest pair of breasts by the most wifeable woman in the world

Especially

[modern dew]

all you need is kashino's breastmilk

[sage basin]

it started in 2014

[hearty salmon]

And I mean ESPECIALLY when you hit a god tier nap

[sage basin]

and the timeline goes up to

LOL

[meager marsh]

I think you just have to do the stage once

[sage basin]

11 years

[meager marsh]

Since it’s at 0

[hearty salmon]

Damn rich boi

[crystal oak]

I already did :/

yesterday was at 100%

[meager marsh]

Oh. Then it’s still glitched

[sage basin]

it comes in the mail?

[magic snow]

Lol no I was just born in the north pole

[main herald]

restart game check mail afterwards still not there then idd bugged / glitched

[meager marsh]

If it’s not there then it’s probably a glitch cuz some other people had this problem

[sage basin]

a lot of this event can be resolved with

[magic snow]

If I was rich I would have Unzen

[sage basin]

"restart the game"

its so dumb lol

Did you get a SSR drop and it didnt appear?
Restart.

[hearty salmon]

Shiieeettttttt

[late shale]

Hmm

[magic snow]

Career options are non existent there kinda, but damn is it a great place to grow older and vanish

[meager marsh]

BABYYY

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-drinks-gif-6956004702122923548

[mortal hill]

check your missions

[dark solstice]

best water

[crystal oak]

no need anymore, thanks anyway

[sage basin]

water so bad they went back to detroit

[dark solstice]

how many goats do i neeed to sacrifice to get all the ships

havnet even managed to get one of the gacha ones my skill issue is strong

[merry robin]

Hi chat

[dark solstice]

it doesnt seem that long ago

[merry robin]

By chat.

[sage basin]

It was 11 years ago

[dark solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/im-gonna-catch-that-sucka-im-going-to-catch-him-i-will-be-the-one-who-catches-him-imma-get-him-ill-get-him-gif-17459164

[sage basin]

Old man

[merry robin]

New word sucka.

[dark solstice]

everyday blurrs nowadays

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-staring-suspicious-memes-gif-9038143639402170425

[dark solstice]

old world better we had no flushing toilets and stuff

[merry robin]

Damn....

[sage basin]

if someone calls the wii a retro console and you get triggered, you are old as fuck.

[dark solstice]

NES best

[merry robin]

I did not exist then even.

[potent moss]

[merry robin]

Olay i ma go sleep

Gn

[dark solstice]

my first mobile

1999-2003

[merry robin]

Unc

[dark solstice]

i remember my mum getting a mobile we rang the phone box across the road to check it seemed like alien tech back then lol

cant remember which sony ericcsen it was but you could change the plastic cover around the buttons

[bold kayak]

is this thing is older than nokia 3310 ? or almost same year

[sage basin]

"It's just a phase, mom!"

It was in fact not a phase.

[dark solstice]

yup it was

[late shale]

Hmm

[dark solstice]

3310 was 2000 according to google

those old nokias were legit bullet proof

[bold kayak]

i use to own one when i was in grade school 8 yrs old

[dark solstice]

guy that worked with my dad had one it had been driven over by a loading shovel on grass it got pushed into the ground, fell into a slurry store covered in crap and still was working xD

[dark solstice]

The made a new version in 2017

[bold kayak]

yep they release a newer version but not as durable as the old one haha

it was only for those who still prefer a keypad phone

[dark solstice]

old one could have been used as armour nowadays and probably would survive anything thrown at it

[bold kayak]

I can still type fast on those old phones haha

[royal sigil]

I am guessing its a "Diamond cuts diamond situation"
To damage a Nokia one must use another Nokia?

[dark solstice]

i liked typing in the older phones nowadays auto correct and my big thumb make too many mistakes

[royal sigil]

Autocorrect is derp

[magic snow]

Brother was gaming on a commodore 64

[bold kayak]

i always turn off the auto correct

[dark solstice]

some guy on youtube made a video on trying to prove the nokia meme

[magic snow]

Anyone here grew up watching crazyrussian hacker? "Welcome to my laboratorium, where safety is number 1 priority"

[dark solstice]

nope but sounds familiar

[magic snow]

Taras Kulakov, a gem of a man

[bold kayak]

nahh we only have local asian channels on tv so

[magic snow]

He did the "life hacks" before it was cool

And he does everything terribly, no edits too he keeps the bad takes, such a wholesome man

[lilac jasper]

What the fuck was that

Shit ai vid

[royal sigil]

[upper trail]

Hazelwood gaming

[novel bobcat]

why is there no bloody continue button after you've done 5 runs of sp6

this event and the mini pickup girls in a dungeon collab are contenders for worst event of the year so far, 10 steps back event QoL wise

[supple tiger]

Event soundtracks are criminally underrated and sound divine.

[magic snow]

What ships with exclusive augments become beasts with the augments?

[radiant cipher]

Warspite

[magic snow]

I want warspite heard she good

[shut crane]

soft

[magic snow]

I wish they were liv2d

The 10 insta skill training a day goated tho, wonder why nobody talks bout those

Idk why it replied to that mb

[lime cloak]

Find a person name

[magic snow]

Bismarck fr changed career

Well I guess not actually, but still

[lime cloak]

Yup

[queen karma]

Are servers lagging?

[lime cloak]

No

[magic snow]

Wait is musashi meant to be in the side or the middle?

[meager haven]

Middle

[meager marsh]

Theyre so cuteeeee… I should buy their skin it’s so pretty to look at

[meager haven]

Just don’t buy the ugly as sin Kurumi one..

[meager marsh]

Uh

Welll

[meager haven]

Why

It’s so bad

[meager marsh]

I have some bad news

[meager marsh]

Because kurumi….

[pastel moat]

It's under nine thousaaaaand

[wheat cosmos]

Or buy them all

[meager haven]

It’s looks so fucking bad bro…

[meager marsh]

I like the lingerie….

[pastel moat]

Kurumin

[meager marsh]

OKAY I KNOW ITS NOT THAT GOOD BUT THE LINGERIE

THE CHIBI

[meager haven]

Icky

You’re icky you know that

[meager marsh]

[meager haven]

Heck you

[meager marsh]

IM SORRY

[magic snow]

Ok but she got that skill for being on the side, why middle?

[meager marsh]

I’m a sinner….

[pastel moat]

I bought it

[meager haven]

Barrage

[pastel moat]

She's my collab taihou

[magic snow]

Awe

[shut crane]

you don't like the thicc?

[sage basin]

Any guesses?

[meager marsh]

Too thick for someone not thick

But kurumi……….

[meager haven]

I don’t like how her face doesn’t match her body whatsoever.

It looks uncanny

[sage basin]

Ok. Nothing interesting. Lol

[meager haven]

Manjuucart

Sussygumo

[pastel moat]

I feel that way after season 4 art change

[meager haven]

Good thing I stopped watching in like 2019

[pastel moat]

Season 3 was the best

Origami ptsd

[shut crane]

it's all that ice-cream

[meager marsh]

You mean her head? Like it’s too small or something? It does look off

[meager haven]

Everything about her head doesn’t match her body. The hair, the face, the size…

[meager marsh]

She looks so much better here why

[meager marsh]

Probably because her body doesn’t look like that LMAO

[meager haven]

You don’t say.

[sacred oak]

Hey @meager haven

[meager haven]

Watch me slowly dissolve into a kelpshake.

[sage basin]

I was expecting more of like

https://tenor.com/view/klukai-hk416-airplane-mode-gfl-girls-frontline-gif-4600361017013887503

[meager haven]

Oh it don’t even rock?

[sage basin]

https://tenor.com/view/klukai-panda-gif-13669002181663571955

[pastel moat]

That's a very happy dancing airplane

[sage basin]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[shut crane]

it's like those cars for kids in malls

[meager marsh]

So silly

[dark solstice]

What do you mean for kids ? I swear I will fit myself into them just to have fun, how dare they discriminate against me

[shut crane]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-roll-ride-fall-stroll-goof-up-gif-16020096

[dark solstice]

Also they double as babysitters if you wanna go do whatever you want just stack about 50 coins into it

Learned that from MR Bean

[pastel moat]

Second best girl

[runic abyss]

shes still pervereted even on her alternate personality

[peak knoll]

Thank you, you as well 🫂

[radiant cipher]

I made a size comparison between Repulse’s shell and standard missile

[obsidian cloak]

Do you guys know Satsuki from Blue Archive? Is there's someone in AL who's like her? The only one who's coming to my mind is Emden...

[silver bear]

Ok. I knew missiles were fucking big, but that puts it into perspective

[hard vine]

Did someone say titties

[obsidian cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/space-king-spaceking-hatemonger-gif-17050688974160882917

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-charleyyy-eating-cake-cake-birthday-cake-gif-22410037

[mental frigate]

[stable plank]

im in danger

[hard vine]

hi in danger

[meager marsh]

Gonna be honest, thick isnt my favourite but that doesn’t mean it’s bad….. she’s hot

[hard vine]

im rat

[bitter axle]

Nah, ur the danger

[rain valley]

I kinda love event setups like this
A chance to use more fleets!

[stable plank]

lion is the danger

she is the one who knocks

[modern yoke]

Origami Long hair 🥰

[hard vine]

She should be the one who crushes me

[peak knoll]

me when i click advice 4 times and then replace 1 ship with kurumi

[weak parrot]

Rabbit tits

[fierce cape]

Who is she?

[peak knoll]

origami i guess

[jaunty adder]

can we ban this dumb rat?

[weak parrot]

Rabbit breasts

[peak knoll]

actually maybe its not

[real hamlet]

Rabbit milk?

[sage zealot]

Game feedback hates it so we must hate it

[upper flame]

[abstract prairie]

how much firepower do those missiles pack?

[stable plank]

the lion doesn't concern herself with the state of shikikan's pelvis

[rain valley]

guess what I finished

[fierce cape]

https://tenor.com/view/tokisaki-kurumi-gif-21906455

[stable plank]

ive been too lazy to go back and 3 star w15

[weak parrot]

mmm rabbit milk

[stable plank]

too much ptsd

[meager marsh]

I’ve been too lazy to even do world 13….

[sage zealot]

stupid i404

[stable plank]

id post the gif but itd count as a trophy so

[radiant cipher]

I need a full french W15-1 boss fleet

[weak parrot]

[radiant cipher]

Help pls

[rain valley]

uh... good luck with that 😛

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-in-a-box-balls-alex-armstrong-gif-21857044

[rain valley]

full-French mobber is possible, and the mobber carries most of the map anyways

[fierce cape]

How’s world 13 to 15?

[rain valley]

increasing levels of difficulty, and lots of specialization needed in your fleet makeup

[fierce cape]

I been enhancing lots of aviation ships

And the anti air vanguards

[real hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/kurumi-gif-12055660278556005667

[fierce cape]

World 13 with shit ton of planes going at you lmao

[stable plank]

w15 is worse

[sage zealot]

Just boss? That's easy

[torpid dome]

Am I the only one who wants hyper dimension neptunia to collab with AL again?

Collab 2 and they bring in the little sisters as units

[rain valley]

w15 is plane hell
with plane hell increasing mobs
and subs
and bomb boats
and random BB shelling

[sage zealot]

[real hamlet]

I at least need a rerun to get the original units.

[sage zealot]

You can run no AA carry for w15-1

Actually Bois is prob better

[forest sparrow]

Did someone say Boise?! Oh, the other thing... Nvm, carry on.

[weak parrot]

Can I drown you in rabbit milk

[sage zealot]

I'm finally leveling her now

[forest sparrow]

I mean... Probably? Might need a lot for that

[placid gulch]

Bois Belleau très belle

[craggy geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-booker-t-got-milk-drink-drinking-gif-17102349

[sage zealot]

The new ammo QOL made w15-4 auto too easy

I only 1 fleet now

[obsidian cloak]

France sails free!

[real hamlet]

Sure

I guess

[fierce cape]

Can it be nerfed? COPIUM

[jaunty adder]

[sage zealot]

It has been

They changed 15-4 slightly

[jaunty adder]

shut up dumbgoose

[fierce cape]

Slightly

[sinful vapor]

why is Arsene bullying a new player?

[rain valley]

no nerf
real shells

[fierce cape]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[rough adder]

I remember taking literal months preparing for w15

[rain valley]

same, took a while

[forest sparrow]

I'm still procrastinating on bringing w14-4 down to safe

[weak parrot]

What does rabbit milk taste like

[tranquil mural]

So 6x collab ssr squad is good or just for fun, I have learn it before I'll invest, so far best collab ship is kala ig

[sage zealot]

It's bad

Only Kurumi is a good ship

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/the-greatest-penguin-heist-of-all-time-penguin-bonk-panguino-我真的是-gif-11426170030122597526

[tranquil mural]

And she has the best skin also

[fierce cape]

I guess I can do 13-1 and further now. But I’m lazy and doing limited event lmao

[rough adder]

No idea, since a lot of time I just put any ship to farm stage 13 until level 125 without even reading skills

xd

[sage zealot]

Game too easy

[tranquil mural]

She developed a lot since I didn't watch the series

[fierce cape]

How you got research ship elf immediately to lv 125? 👀

[sage zealot]

It's been 4 months

[tranquil mural]

https://tenor.com/view/ocean-park-roy-rooster-chicken-anime-gif-11707529642898019289

[fierce cape]

lol

Blueprint farming

[sinful vapor]

you can get a pr ship to 125 long before they are done since they do not have restriction via LB

as for dev 30, probably finished her within two months

[sage zealot]

You can't whale prints

[meager marsh]

I can’t even clear the sixth stage of the event without crashing bro what

[fierce cape]

I wish blueprints increases much more

[meager marsh]

I did it just fine yesterday

I mean I crashed but AFTER I finished

[meager marsh]

Same….

[raven grove]

🦊

[sage zealot]

Good research selection can get you over 12 prints a day

[fierce cape]

If I’m lucky

[sage zealot]

not luck ; there are guranteed drops

[radiant cipher]

This works?

[radiant cipher]

Omagaaaa

[feral badger]

Imagine not just face mashing through whatever research shows up

[sage zealot]

For just boss yeah , the thing with w15 is that you can mob carry

[fierce cape]

Coins needed

[radiant cipher]

Mob carry

As in?

[upper flame]

[radiant cipher]

Your mob does everything?

[sage zealot]

Cause 15-1 to 15-4 boss is really simple , especially if you run mob boss mob for 15-4

[magic snow]

Imagine not just researching whatever is free

[sage zealot]

Free researches is newbie bait

[magic snow]

How so

[radiant cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/bookio-gif-13932157847762104386

[sage zealot]

Cause they are just plain garbage

[feral badger]

Yeah and?

[magic snow]

What should I research

[feral badger]

Something is better than nothing, and nothing is an accurate depiction of my resources

[sage zealot]

/research

[willow thorn]

credit: Newbie#1553 and Lunar#7777 https://i.imgur.com/wGQkqJk.jpg

[sage zealot]

Unironically some are so shit you might as well not take anything

[feral badger]

That's literally not how nothing works

[magic snow]

Who has 400 cubes wtf

[sage zealot]

It's AL, how do you not have 400

[sinful vapor]

[magic snow]

Nah ya'll on something, I have 1 cube

[feral badger]

I was told not to ragebait, so I will not be posting how many coins and cubes I have

[sage zealot]

You get 300+ a month

[feral badger]

[sinful vapor]

[magic snow]

I mean yeah, but don't you yeet pull? Or wait for events or good UR?

[sage zealot]

General pool is absolute shit , the good stuff is basically free

[fierce cape]

Using cubes for research

[feral badger]

If someone actually cares about research priority, it means they only pull when meta

[sage zealot]

[magic snow]

Oh, what are the good free ones? O.O

[sage zealot]

AL is a ship collection game , you collect all ships

[sinful vapor]

cube research is actually one of the faster researches....but that is if you are in a rush to finish the pr season

[sage zealot]

https://azurlaneecgc.com/

My fastest was under 2 months to max the first DR

[sinful vapor]

I occasionally get em, but mostly I get blue face research

and then there is this....nearly halfway to my 2nd

[meager marsh]

AWWWW SO CUTEEEE KITTYYYYY

[fierce cape]

I use research free, coins, some parts, boxes,

[sacred oak]

Well

I'm about to get yelled at

[sinful vapor]

ignoring purple cause other option was worse, this is what you should be aiming for

[fierce cape]

Yeah I know

[pastel moat]

I'm trying to order Italian panettone and it's sold out everywhere

It's still November

[tranquil mural]

It is good that 8 series has a fair game actually

[fierce cape]

And reset research once per day

[feral badger]

The only reason Christmas season doesn't start in August is because Halloween holds it back

[sage zealot]

10 prints is nothing

[tranquil mural]

Ik that is why I said it is good

[novel bobcat]

if christmas started in august then i'd be well done with the entire thing before december even starts

[native raptor]

well, she does have a soft spot for animals after all

[tranquil mural]

Other series has larger packs

[feral badger]

You ain't never seen a Puerto Rican before

[tranquil mural]

But I won't buy them

[feral badger]

In Puerto rico Christmas day is all month long and well into January

[novel bobcat]

if i have to put up with more than a single month of almost non-stop christmas songs on the radio im shooting myself

[feral badger]

Better pray Halloween stays a popular holiday then, cuz thanksgiving has basically already fallen

[novel bobcat]

thanksgiving means nothing to me anyway, im not american

[feral badger]

My point still stands

[slim helm]

R you sure

👅

[feral badger]

[meager marsh]

Aw man

[sinful vapor]

@umbral hill I think we got a troll posting weird pics in here

[obsidian cloak]

Oh, I know this boy, hE's lItTerAlLy mE

[stable plank]

who?

[slim helm]

I’m not?

[sacred oak]

Fuuuuuck i fucked up man

[sinful vapor]

and your pfp is just

[sacred oak]

This is gonna suck

[slim helm]

Not real…

Just a meme

[meager marsh]

Also the thing they wrote on their profile LMAO

[glossy arch]

Anime girls aren't real either. But we still get smacked for it

[slim helm]

Ahh cmon 😭

Let it rest

[sinful vapor]

and nows uses a sob emote

[slim helm]

Or even die

[meager marsh]

I dunno about that man

[slim helm]

R you talking abt my bio?

[meager marsh]

I don’t know what it’s actually called but i guess

[slim helm]

Ok

[meager marsh]

The bio is supposed to be the other thing I think

[slim helm]

You definitely live under a rock 🤦‍♂️

[sinful vapor]

sob emote has a bad rep here thanks to a certain gacha game

[slim helm]

What is gacha?

[peak knoll]

i mean azur lane isnt much better of a gacha

[sinful vapor]

Blue Archive

[meager marsh]

Well azur lane itself has. The things

the things being lolis so

[sinful vapor]

yea and that makes it worse

[peak knoll]

theres a reason azur lane is called loli lane too

[slim helm]

Let’s stop now

[peak knoll]

tbh the only reason they stopped is cos china keeps getting censored

they have to use big boobs now cos its the only thing they can do

[meager marsh]

Theres still a lot of lewd stuff in the game though, but I guess things still get banned or something over there lol…..

[peak knoll]

they have to be a lot more careful i think

[silver bear]

Ello gents

[meager marsh]

It’s surprising how they don’t censor that a lot too. I’ve seen a few skins get a censored version but most of them are so subtle I can’t even tell what’s different sometimes

[peak knoll]

yeah im surprised they get away with a lot of stuff

the stuff that china removed from the game back in the day are a lot more tame

[meager marsh]

even more crazy