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No u didnt
I think it has to do with how different peeps from different countries acclimated differently
So your hot is my cold
yea stop being a bitch kaiser
My hot is your grabe
Altho I probably am an outlier
Because I take 40C degree showers
wait john
Cus what my classmates consider hot is mild for me lol
Booba booba booba
damn classmates omegalillul
Rip 🪦
oh
SAY NO MOR-
Sandy knew about Formi's
Hot
Go to the sun then
But its definitely hot in here. Im not crazy 
Damn Sandy got that omnipotent power to flaten to a 2Dimensional state
You are.
@oblique sinew
Kaiser’s losing it
We need to explain to her wherever she is is not hot
Its definitely not hot Kaiser

Not to brag, but I'm also a commander in the world I came from. If there's anything you'd like to discuss, feel free to consult with me.
Damn this is like
Being serious here
That’s wife material

Like damn
Direct and straightforward
Ring me the fuck up
Who dis

damn what the fuck
2025 with a zombie skill?
this aint 2018 AL
wait

its on a BB?
She’s ifrit. 
its kotori
al is so back hoyo could never

Knockoff Monarch
oh megiddo is a beam barrage
neat
i mean shes a ssr bb. ig its fine.
not like i was ever going to replace my current bb with her
okay well thats the only character i know about reviewed. guess ill look at the others lol
can her burn-reduction help against Lion's?
Ofc Kurumi is gonna be the cool one lol
Lion isn't classed as a burn
i see
I would treat it as poison
or corrosion
Either way non cleansable
i mean even then wouldnt it just be a special one anyways. I dont think you can mitigate special burns at all?
Soo,where the heck this last one located?
Yeah you can't
For some reason Lion's burn is a special special 
Greygoose ,you really good with the game,help me 
story unlocks with each sector clear

and literally no server besides maybe the asians have finished last zone
Lock behind sector 6
pog another 120 oath get
en slack fr (only did a single battle on it)
yes
That suck man

First time with this event style? 
guess i need to get more promiscuous
oath me i am BROKE
It's the first time this event style come to Al man 
Yeah tell your server to hurry their ass up
Not really, we've had similar style with things like Suruga boss fight
Whoever in charge of sandy server,HURRY THE F UP
Yeah that is like what 4 years ago?


No?
It wasn't reliant on multiple server clear milestones
This is a combination of the serve clear and frostflame
I mean you needed to do continous battles to get the milestone HP rewards at like 75% 50% and 25%
Thats a very common event, this is different
and they got mailed to you when suruga died
That was different kind of event system 
I’m running outta gas
It was like an shan event
I need big boobs
similar enough imo, bring number to 0 get rewarded
And that's a different event type ,Suruga isn't even the most recent . We had one this year.....
fuck the mailbox
It's the first one that pops to my mind
CNY runs in the milestone system for the last few years
BRUH
YES OLD MAN
Holy shit its real
it iiiiiissssss

So many bobbies
||Anson Jumpscare||
how does htis work. how many times do i need to do stage 1
Are you locked from the other stages
1 each? 
no?
Then do the others
I only need 1 match and the move to next stages
I thought u gonna stare at them respectfully
LMFAO AHAHAHAHA
||If you wish, I can teach you the Origami-style approach to love. Several shipgirls have already attended my lessons. How to deal with advances? Simple, accept them all. That is what it means to be a commander.||
wheeze
Synd is going to be suck dry 
be "anything skk desire" discourse
Sector 5 is cleared but I still don't have it? Anyone know why?
Finally they did an azur lane x date a live
Yes
will need a whole auditorium for the "course"
seems like I'm gonna know nothing abt doing the collab
damn
Maybe drop chance??
that wouldn't make any sense...
oh got Yoshino
Well dunno
hah 
John and hah 
Uncle Synd 
sector 6 has oil cap
man i gotta buy that skin
Exactly, and I am getting berated by loving this SPECIMEN OF A WOMAN 
what is those berating accusation?
ah yes, she's loud
she's the ultimate gun-bote DD atm
her voice lines are cute 
mmmm
so that sobbing emoji is still there
guess this server was dead whole morning 
the 10k message purge: 


Best girl of the event


Nice trophy brother
yea trophy rule
Polish it a bit
Is it gonna fix the bug?
nato 
i have a trophyn't from my guildmate
Jfbsyrva
So lazy
lol

(they did not get the ship in their dock for some reason)
Did the bed believe you?
No but it is relieving me of backpains

Dont test me , I’m the original dad joker here

That's not a dad joke
skull
ayo...
dsmn who said that
Yes it can. Repair Assets and full reinstalling are ways to remove bad files

kazzzzz
What a time to view AL general
any new helenas?
Helena II 
Nope 😔
Helmet

Murm lena
but that backflip tho

Little helena

I thought this was going to be harder like that other event you had to make 4 fleets
Hi John!
I mean in sector 6 you do make 4 fleets tho....
But turns all the bosses died before my backline even launched their first strike
Apri

John

are you doing solo or collation battle?
cause the latter does
Coalition
So yeah, build 4 fleets
Not sure what the advantage is
4 fleets x 5 runs 
Affinity drain probably
not really actually
I mean coalition probably drains less affinity
For your boat girls
Not even that great tbh
Hmm
But i can force javelin and unic*rn to 1-1 any stage
Below sector 6
for about 600 oils, 950 pts is actually decent
And grind their affinity to dust
reminds me last time I struggle this one cuz I have too less leveled up shipgirls to choose
680 for me and that is with a submarine too
Do you 1-1 them or something
Can i see your fleets
2x2
still clears very quickly
0 for me
Are you sure it's 680
cuz i didnt even do the event
I will show you once I am done with this run
Hello chat
BOOBS
OH MY GAWG
SO MANY HOT SEXY WOMEN
I'M TWEAKINGGG
I'M D1 TWEAKING FROM SO MANY HOT SEXY WOMEN
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
UWOGHHHH
@devout bough

almost there
Why is Unicorn censcored lol
I already otw on 3rd Kurumi
Whay about fleet 3 and 4

Damn I want figurines
what
dang staff spotted
Trying to get myself the twins from drop
UWOGHHHHH
already did for me 
oh Amagi is at 82.82% nice number
the curse of 820
what are you running in there pig?
This loading screen is gas until you open the game while at the dinner table and your mother looks directly at it
My soul is healed
pig running pig
Mama
Fr@hearty salmon
Oh wait
Even if auto submarine is turned off
and soft
Date a lane
if she asks, just tell her that at least you aren't gay 

bro wasted so many time
Hi john
Hi lane
is that lane from the hit gacha game Azur Lane?!
probably
Maybe
i have no more cubes


I have no quick builds
Is the kurumi skin have some kind of secret animation or nah? 1k for her current interaction is just....
Warmly waiting on the last UR event skins lineup next month
not only UR skins, the PR8 skins too
Its collab skin
Guess im skipping
what a future I am living in
anyways this december is me buying another lusty skin
I only able to buy 1 skin tho :'v

hold both hands 
now if you lose your one and only, there's always room here for the lonely to watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon
....Akashi......huh..... 


certain type of customer, are still customers

I see Gouden Leeuw
MY BLOOD IS SCREAMING TO ME TO RE-ENACT THE VIVA LA REVENGE!
is there a way to restore morale fast? farming this event stage is miserable with the 30 morale cap
the fat buttered pig
30 morale cap?
What's that
i can't auto clear the sector 6 stage if my units have lower than 30 morale
im going trough them like knife trough butter
wait why don't shipgirls drink regular cola?
becuase carbonated gas?
Cuz Octane Cola
Soon
one ship that you know I know God knows and even Satan knows that is a LONG OVERDUE from entering AL that you want to visit Manjuu office to make the devs put this one ship in game
Padorumas


sirens ofc
CA-69 Boston
USS Niji (irl)
ok
Indeed 
SILVER HAIR + RED EYES IS PEAK. Also missing ye shunguang there
how peak
Ong that's peak buttt Blonde and Ruby eyes
Hear me out, black hair red eyes. Blonde hair blue eyes
Moka, nice
controversial
hear me out
brown hair brown eyes
red hair green eyes

rosario vampire :v
Extremely controversial
I still have a vague memory about that one anime
classic
Green hair gold eyes
come to think of it
how many ships do we have are pretty normal and basic
black hair brown eyes
I oversimplified my fleet so now they're 3 ships
Kurumi?
ok
So i jave 12 ships on mission in total
Yeah
Why 12? So i can shove them all into dorms
Anyways I didn't watch DateALive
That's why
She's so pretty
I watched it for kurumi and i didnt regret it
And here is my genius
6 of those boats are oathed
Which means their regen is 10 per hour faster
Animes that I haven't watched for more than 2 seasons or any comics that I haven't read for 100 chapters from its most updated chapter = 99,9% I won't watch or read it

I don't have time to read 99999 chapters or watching 99999 episodes
Have their base regen increase by 10
Nice
Also
What's even the plural for anime
anime
So they're all regening morale at the same rste
Tohka is still missing
Thought so
or just anime series/shows
She's at my crib
Evil 5000

Customers when i upload evil 5000 into their frontal lobe

I thought her had long hair :"(
if she has long hair we're fked
Nope but would be cool
😩
Ah yes
Inverse origami
surprisingly not many at all
Origami Alter
Origami META
Why Yostar 😭

azumama
takaunto
atagohome
mayasitter
chou (couldn't think of anything)
Short hair broke my heart 🥀💔
chouchou
bro never looked at her skin 💔
kinda cousins


Rainy but I feel good, about to start the work for today. Yours?
Honorary takao sister
Azumama
is this the easiest collab event ever?
I am almost level 146
e
Inverse are META
id never seen a collab where u clear stage so easy other than coliation suffer
true
sup
Im playing Uma while grinding Al
e
what emulator to use in pc that isnt bluestacks?
Its easier but no coin income
mumu?
what murms left are there



"Essexbros are people too!"
Damn lvl 150 thats wild haha I think im only 137 or something. But yeah good luck with work today 
Somebody out there is already lv200
is he a human?
may be he is, but not necessarily only 1 human
Also we have people who bought all of the skins in game
Its on a statistics on jp livestream iirc
well, lvl 199-200 require like lvl 1-190 exp-combined
is it
please enty I need this
my crew is kinda homeless

Yes they indeed are and I take good care of them 
if I had talent id make one with enty akagi and yorktown
why tf this event stage got so many stories
Joooooohhhhnnn 
skip button spam goes crazy
takagi had a stroke
takagi 

I need to know if the event stages drop gear skins
Takagi


John do these stages drop gear skins
I must know
I haven’t farmed yet 
sector 1 to 5 yes
6 dont?
There’s a 6?
e
sector 6 does....but rate is extremely low
Tf?
Wait so what’s the best stage for points, 6?
yes
But it has bad gear skin drops?
yea
Boooooooo
this is a horrible map to farm resource, only in for points
so is sector 1-6 basically have same rewards
those stages looks same with that mode lv
other than 6
Just set the land speed record
shine bright like a diamond
Ahh yes, blue skill my beloved
As the bus arrived too early
hmm
sector 6 drops map ship and rewards more event pts
collab blue skill
I hope one day a steam port happens
ahh
You really think this one day will be soon?
the drop is afterthought
The respurce drops are
do the class skips refresh everyday
i can easily play multiple gacha at a time. BA, Umamusume and GFL2. Only missing AL to fill my whole screen
waist to hip ratio
yes

Accidentally put purple books
and sector 6 does look extremely good for pts......but that is it
Lowkey still don't understand why essexcrements are the most toxic people I've ever met in der lane
Can we grind bache into a paste
too many stories
Slam 16 beers get in my car and hit bache
Belfast brings me my keys on a platter
yea figures lol

at least TLR was ok
drink it
Quality been downhill since atago stopped getting skins
Ryza will always be the best collab for AL
💔
AL quality went up since they stopped making atago skins,
and then they made a bad skin for her and its been downhill since
coincidence? i think not

i have no idea what the fuck that means
coin cidence

instead of bad skins for Atago, they make more Atagoes
What's this lol
Family pack
They gonna become titans with this one
wait
i just realize those sectors dosent give shipgirls, no wonder my dock still being empty

yea
Ja
lmao
only 6, ahh
🥀
hmm
this thingy being weird
is there even a reason to upgrade that
For mission
Free buff is free
well
oh
trophy is locked behind it
I cant velieve al copied the rebuild eden minigame from nikke
cool i dont have to do story for once
meeno stroke
mainly because each story seems to pop up every time you knock out a certain percentage off the sector. currently experiencing that right now with sector 6 and the story feels like it makes more sense that way... but at the same time this still doesn't excuse yostar/manjuu from using this stupid format for this when they could have done it with the usual format anyways and be fine.
ahhhh
w.e

not like i lose anything by just letting it run in the bg
I thought the event was alright
I think it's alright, the format is just questionable
even if you dgaf about event-girls just grind for pr8 bps
the story is interesting though, much more serious than previous collab stories
then u dont have to grind event at all

i didnt read the story
FREEDOM
cuz im en
real
how can i even read
Does mecklenburg even have a place in todays meta
same, I'm only missing origami now and I am already below 600 cubes
no origami from 20 pulls only tohka
canon wife does not let me see other girls
i got the yamai twins as a map drop on the second run of sector 6 lmao
a sign
i got none
i got tohka first then kotori literally the next build
e
finally
fuck was that last night?
I said
MLB Nyakhimov
but there's 5 already 
damn clearing stage 6 is way way longer than all 5 stages combined lol
got everything now
@peak knoll done i got her 
Funny thing is you can get Micheal in this event but there's no Mukuro lol
girl got separated from her ability
it's just relegated to some random aux
tohka also gets the reward for strangest stranger quote
that just changes bgm lmao
join you?
where we goin
It doesn't even do anything 😭
Just changes the bgm
so peak 💀
what? really?
what's the statement
tohka feels like cringe, well
crinj
the quote
There's literally an Angel in DAL that's music related and they chose the k e y
a quote too cringeworthy to quote
thats it
thats the statement
I'M YOSHINOING IT
so how do i gain percentage
cause the fith mission has not compleated at all for me
e


POG
My dock space and QE funds down the drain lol
kotori axe
time 3 star campaign stages lol
Notice there is a "Michael" in azure lane
Guam when Guam walks in
Here update
Guys do you think mukuro will be joining in?

Ouch…just found out G is better for gear prints then ship prints
But it’s a win because I got over 30 mecklenburg guns I can almost craft it
Plus 200 mecklenburg blueprints so Im not complaining
I'm using the zenker right now and I have mixed feelings
One one hand her outfit looks fucking stupid
on the other hand I want to moto boat her tits
Hi 🙏
Sector 6 kinda hard
Hello, I'm new here.
Hello new here
Hello, my name is Shido.
Wait 1.2gb for updates?

the instinct to react
when New Jersey shows up at all
My percentage has not moved for the mission? Do i just gotta beat it?
its a global (per server) %
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
it's contribution of everyone on that server, not just you
the percentage also goes down not up, it's finished when it gets to 0%
I've been playing this game for five years.
I haven't added anything.
go to bed pit
just woke up
go to bed

what mino said
shut up weirdo
pot meeting kettle
nice Yuichiro there

that sure is an angry bird
the tiger :
ju fufu'd
Holy fuck blue stacks is being so fucking stupid, this is the 2nd time in 10 mintues its frozenin the middle of battle
?
!
isn' the the go to app
mumuplayer bro
use mumu
even AL CN has collabed with Mumu
...mumu?

wait, is mumu reallly that better than bluestacks?
oh yeah ldplayer
ive had 0 problems since i mvoed to mumu ages ago
I prefer ld
short for ldeez
I fuggin hate bluestacks
....ugh, I'm going to have to set everyuthing up again it's going to be such a hassel
I'm placing my trust in you chat
Commanders, don't lead me astray
i mean im using it
people been using it more than BS
we would never lie to you
the only reason i'm even using bluestacks is beacuse I tuyperd in azurlane pc on youtube and it was the first option
what if download mumu, what other software comes with it?
good.
he can see my giant statue of him in my living room for my social credit score

gotta appreciate my new overlords ahead of time
Xi approves of my oath list
High key though, if the chiense ever find a back door to my pc, all they are going to find is porn, porn, armpits, porn, and bush
at least i use few chinese-brand electronics in daily life
Damn, how severe is it?
Do the chiense do the same scummy thing as us companies and do planned obseleonce ?
im sure
I'll get Musashi soon.
mumumumu interface
m.u.r.m. emulator when
I took an oath to not jack off for a year, it's really fucking bad, this is keeping me sane
they collaborate on being evil

if evil why hot
and the man at the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
yeah Mobile Legends Blitz
need another can of liquor
bf1 mentioned
ANyways, i'm running out of ships to enchance, at first it was my main fleet, next it was the ships that I planned on using in the future, now I might have to boose my retor ships that I'm not gonna use because I don't want to feed my shitters shitteers
its mentioned a few more times so sure
damn now its winning the soul
have you taken your stretch break yet chat
im about to do some stretches with my dumbell

do stretch breaks chat
I'm getting really annoyed with the players on exersice. If your dumb ass can't put up a fleet with 16-17k total fleet power, THEN STOP FUCKING PUTTING 10 K DEFENSE FLEETS. JUST PUT IN WEAK LEVEL ONE SHITTERS MAN, STOP MAKING MY WASTE MY TIME, EITHER YOU BEAT ME OFF FAST, OR I BEAT YOU OFF FAST
im doing my daily "slack around at work" stretch
it's the art of Sandbagging

No

it's a book-classic pvp operational-art
It's the art of wasting my time is what is is, litteraly. The higher the defnse fleet the mroe exp I get if I lose, I NEED THESE LEVELS MAN
you will fight my lvl 125 MEta ships defense, and you will be delighted
are we winning yet?
lol, what a sweaty nerd
I'm not bacjking down on this dude lmao, I firmly believe in this idelaogy
what about Ottoman Empire in British history?
Its a real fucking shame what happened to the ottomans, like these guys FINISHED OFF THE ROMANS. they were the only ones left, every other tribe just sort of died
yeah he is mocking his Anzacc-ers in Gallipoli
wait, lemme put all the delayed death characters and gears into the defense fleet just so it takes longer
the one who sacked Constantinople was already Ottomans?
What is going on in new season am retire after season 9

Oh, are you one of those people that don't consider byazntine to be roman?
no ican't remember that Ahkmed was an Ottoman
wait, i thought he was
wait
have I been remeemberiung wrong?

anyways, is mumuplayer.com the right website? cause I heard someone say there was a scam sight
her skin is exquisite
nvm it was indeed Ottoman in 1453, i mistook for the sack in 1204 as Crusades

VINDICATION
we nommin

Idk but my friend in another discord say ottoman is not that hard (I didn't know history about ottoman much)
plump


Gallipoli was the Allies misjudgement and retreats, British would fare better through Southern Iraq up
@astral copper is season 10 is worth for going back?
There are a lot of people looking here.
Probably
Ackhcyually they were called the entente
im fairly certain thas right
Hm are you still play though?
Triple Alliance, Triple Entente ...uhhhhhhhh yeah
Gallipoli?Is that map in Battlefield 1
exquisite

















