#al-general
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how do i increase affection again
i have to actually play the game
use your girls
Send them to battle
You’re wild

just do full auto
perfect set up for that joke
What I am trying to say is AL got some clout xD
GYATTTT
gatcha would’ve been easier
ohhhh
also twins don’t have a rate up?
Getting points is easier
sometimes
this patch note be weird
Bruh, not the 4 fleet event again
It so much clicking
Gonna grind this event hard till I am a raisin
ahhhh
Hybrid event
I swallow a energy drink and power through
She is thinner from what I remember o.o

what can i even say
via ingame mail 
he succumbed
Pain
bonjour
An AL RTS sounds nice, we will truly become skk xD
hum where you from
so we can get the emden prototype from the shop, heh.
so 7 days to get kurumi permanently
the milky way
cant even move this shit around lol
so shes like an npc first?
Another npc event!?
pt
The piano
hell yes. lesgooo 4 fleet event 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
thank goodness free 3 copies of kurumi.
That not pain atleast
Diabolical 🥀
well this one
Can anyone refresh my memory about this 4 fleet event?
lmao
admiral zenker event.
zenkin
You lost me there.
who have link to download azur lane apk
Must have missed it.
the scantily clothed tsun who's angry for no reason
Hmmm
glad to know the skin ragebaiting the cn fandom due to the personality
so Unzen is flicking it in this skin
I only know hipper :/
ib me plsss who have link to download azur lane apk me use anronld
i use vpn
bro just gogl3
Google play no good?
anronld
And now she will proceed to make very lewd gestures and feed you with her feet
What a woman
oh, the top of the cruise missions scrolls...
bruh it did not look like that lmao
What a world
i don't know the special interactions
i've only found the uhh
finger
and feet
Um so, im still clueless about it.
how about the heart
Didn't realize this shit scrolls lmao
God , she want skk so bad
i use it but my country not have to use it
Why couldn't I be him
Youtube em
or figure em out urself
more rewarding when you horndog urself
because i am
Messy Ponytail Unzen
talkin bout some day 12 for 300 gem
iforgot i only have 140k gold
time to farm campaign
poverty
Aw cmon xD
That 139800 coin more than me
you gotta farm 
what?
Check Poland, Antartica
then Fucking, Austria afterwards.
most random "bp" in existence
@.@?????
i regret to inform you that that town has been renamed
lmfao
lemme redo my research.
Darn it Australia
it's Fugging now
Are we still talking about in-game events or real life events? XD
for the second thought. i will not redo my research.
i wonder if the sign is being stolen more or less now 
fugging is still fucking eyyy 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
They better not steal it again or we’re invading Canada
wait what year is it again
Lucky Bastard
What he said
nah its 2167, you are ahead for a decade
We have the technology to talk across time

Her face is doing things to me
✍️🔥
thank goodness i thought i skipped a decade
you got that right Hoodie 
all three racing queen official arts are really good
I like how you can literally spread her legs open
also damn again
particularly essex’s
are we doing that
or is she doing that for us
yuuuuge

this is peak engineering
this should be a college degree
If we're doing that, that's great
If she's doing it for us
This Exactly 

even better
big cat
THEY'RE GONNA BREAK THE DAMN WINDSHIELD BEFORE THE RACE EVEN STARTS
NOOOOOOOO
im just thinking that they converted the azur lane track into a race track
And I am gonna smash my head through it just to get to her
this reminds me of that one NASCAR trailer where they are gonna race in a real navy base lol
please no
I WILL BE THE NEXT FAKER
Yes
It’s not too late you can turn back 
AHAHAHAAHHAHA
Seggggggh
What time is this on PH?
Come back to the light 
dead chat
Somewhere around 4 PM
3:00 - 11 PM pre
Give or take 2 hours
for 5 sec
3pm cuz same timezone as me
Don't heart me
wait, was essex chest really that big?
Matcha cat
Idk the real time
*quote
Japan is an Hour Ahead 
3pm to 11pm
Bcs I am from Peenoise Land
Charcther development or something
hoodie 
pino
Kino
mino
m
Shi an are the forgotten one...

chi an
Even me start keep forget her name now
I just remembered that infernal doesn't use the clothes ripping emote anymore 
dw, i forgot some names too
he does
now u reminds him to
Huh
Um
nothing
hi
Gyze
omfg it's Steve
Shi An is cute
Do you know about operation isolation but I can't prove it you know it
Hwah Jah is cute
operation night hawk
can the kurumi skin be purchased using gems, or it's free
m

m
tirpitz-
Very amusing, game /s 
AL gives free skin sometimes
Операции сирены
Ye
tirpits ayy.
need atleast 111
How much for the skin thou?
this symbol is easily recognized, they havent implement calculus in it yet
1100?
atleast 980 gems
Oh, nice
unless u see ≥110
One more step on the ladder yeah
Russia accents ha bet - Steve
My first and last skin in the game definitely
then it's >109
lol
ive said that before 
That is the absolute highest avg level i could put together. I know it says >100 but it still pisses me off that i can't even attempt SP while being this close
Shut
rip, the event gonna end in 17 hours 28 mins 59 seconds, anyways
The very first skin i bought was Hood's swimsuit
How hard is it to get gem as new player in this game, and will I get more gems as an endgame if we're to continue playing
the first skin i get is, idk.
Booba
and im going to say it again.
||m||
Place TNT
F2P gems are for getting dock slots and such
is oath skin counted btw as first? if so then its enterprise
Leave the potatoes alone Steve
"wanna cringe more?" - freaky Steve*
But big booba T-T
mmm it was that voiceline
monarc spotted
Wife
we need to unite. FOR THE ENTERPRISE 
Wife
My ring and f2p gems are ready for Yoshino kekw
Beautiful ship
Beautiful waifu
B-but, kurumi skin 😭
shhh

u keep reminding me of how cn hate that collab skins
?
Aahandwkndkendkend
srry i cant read bro
"Hm is possible a country can isolated like the entire country completely seal from the outside world when feels threaten in any scenario?" - curious steve
yes
What made them hate kurumi skin so much
So true
I D30ed the lewd elf
Black magic
u mean that swimsuit?
Or butt
Yes
||i would love to say the hard g, c word, but that will give me
instead.
||
Maybe i could smother myself on her belly
I don't like these duo (please don't hate me)
wtf
well, its abt her personality dosent fit in al compare to dal
in dal shes like a quiet person but in al- (im not sure is it kurumi or not, just one of them with swimsuit)
How can you play two ppl?
skull
.exe
the yamai sisters are cute
frfr
What'd they do to her in al 
It's not personal hah, you reminded me of this
Kurumi is able to have time clones of herself
Ahoyhoy hah 
look that pic, anyways
i wanna donate some grass
my reaction to the hard g, c word players:
Yamai are good to have
Chatgpt, can you make the essay short and easy to understand
What is the hard g and c word
Hey guys, what's the meaning of the skill all out assault'?
obsession is not bad, obsession is only bad if you dont touch some grass
pew pew kill with skill

woah, 6 left goddamn it 
@devout bough saw that a few hours ago but non translated, who translate it so slow
Obsession is bad if you hurt yourself or others 
barrage. it activates depends on how many times the main gun were fired
has anyone done reading the wall of text
“I had never seen her appear that way” has he watched date a live at all. I haven’t and yet I still know that there are clearly sexualized scenes of the girls…. And a scene where she’s wearing the lingerie shown in the mirror lolllll
glad to know
||yes.
||
Is there special animation for NJ RQ
mm what i was saying just now but im bad in traslate
Oh 
Helo
one that complain in a form of wall of text always never know the full detail of the stuff

id never, feels dumb to
they arent wrong
hahahahaha
is that real? hahahahha
noted
You mean the ingame animation?
hell yeah it is ayy. 
gl if mod see this
who?
When someone tag @ everyone with no reason
Someone idk. Something about why someone @? or didn’t @ everybody? Dunno
Oh
Ok this is kinda valid
surprisingly i havent seen anybody @ everyone yet here
only get boomed by social credit meme
dont even what's their problem rn lmao 
Are they working with government?
Chat is this true
idk, just a free warning
Is guy in a harem anime loyal
indeed
Lol perfect timing
i wouldnt question abt it, yk
I will question about it!!!!!!!!
Yeah
I need answers!!!!!!
Does NJ have it?
In the race skin
Yes
@pastel oracle tried the other 7 interact but seems when you opened profile it was very slow to open so it didn't work by doing things, i guess it was technically patched by accident
I think someone has the manual for that
I did it
woah chill, ur not gonna be the next person to write the wall of text there right?
I completed the event and freed the willy
How do I get this animation
eyyyy 🗣️🔥
tap the tire
I always write walls of text even if most of what I’m saying could be compressed into one sentence 
Front row view of the greatest ass in America
Nothing
Awesome! How much did you spend
When will azur lane make a good collab?
where tf u tapping
$40
u gonna compress it like link compressor that shortcuts long link into less than 1/4 row
I tap both tires, it only gives me dialogue
Aw man 
manjuu rn:
Or was it a specific tire?
bro which tire are you on
Why the hell does bothy tyres have a puncture?
THERE'S TIRE LIKE STACK OF THEM
yes. Exactly 
There's your problem, she is gonna slow you down
That was fast
yeah I saw that a few days ago
Actually it was posted here
Is that the new girls?
Ahhh I must have missed it.
It’s finneeee 
What he say?
Lemme use it on something else first though
I can't say where
On what ?
Too political
As long as it's not me lol
You're safe
Sure thing
I quitly return to homepage but he give me that weird look
Governments are free to use we even supply free ammo for such purposes 
Send me best waifu
🪞

We need these as skins in game. How sexy it is that the tight Kimono highlights their tummies
At least he knows you like women 
Even if they are pixel
Wait I thought kurumi was also getting a rental skin lol… I guess I misunderstood somehow
Easier to explain than homoerotica
Granny
nah, just T-pose to dad and assert dominance
Something In Korea
Last time my dad saw me looking at Ecchi it was Super Sonico.
He only remembers her as "that girl with the big boobs who wears headphones"
I had 2fast2furiois paused at a certain scene and my old boy walked in, told him I was admiring the alloys back then
Blah
That cute Asian girl was actually what I was admiring
She been drinking a lot of tea until now
I count it at least 1,000,000 a day
Gooning to Steve
Is this a normal thing that happens for you
Who are you calling Granny I am still young says she
Are there more rerun event?
Fossil
I love tiny granny warspite
yeah
That was years ago. But he still likes posts of cosplayers when I share them
kurumi
When?
next year
If by some miracle got a son and saw the mf looking at anime waifus
Cute girl
Oh okay 
I can't believe
"oh I'm gonna be freaky more" - Freaky Steve
You guys arent
Ouh ok then
Steve please stop
Talking
Quaking
A piece of Warspite is sitting beside a carpark literally didn't know it's exact location or if it was true until very recently when dr.clarke visited it lol
Time to rank if shit taste or nice taste lol
Glazer
"I can see you" - Freaky Steve at your window
Did u see Glowworm comic
“I can see you too buster” - me 
Delete this
I’m uncomfortable
"I can see you been playing azur lane for a while go touch grass for a bit" - Freaky Steve
Reminds me I have icing on my birthday cake I still haven't eaten
It's just cookie chill
I haven’t touched azur lane at all you IDIOT!!!!!!! GET BETTER AT STARING
u can always touch grass, just touch plastic ones
Touch png
Uhhh am send 2 time fr
Ice cream cake?
So true
Eating grass is better
Yum
Icing
Uhhhh wtf?
It’s good to have in the fall
Nah just normal cake with cream and strawberry jam
Pornography breached our defenses?
Tea is the royal Navy's alcohol.
Dealing with the queen is stressful
hello
shh
Sadly no sugar cream
I will ship you to Poland
And coffee for Eagle Union
I NEEEDD HERRRRR
Instead Poland gets yeet to Brazil
Don't
Beer for Iron Blood. Vodka for the Northern parliament
REINCARNATED
You bought us all gems?
painter cult?
Nothing ever happens where i live
Tenseinein

"Built a big cup of tea for the British"
That Time I got Reincarnated as an Austrian Painter
yes.
Granted it's like 40 minutes away by Shinkansen but that's not the point
Painters make dangerous politicians l, keep wanting to paint the map in their countries colours
that time I got reincarnated as someone who keep drawing the same symbol everyday, meaningless life.

I hope no painter fail again in their class
yeah it's going to be a PITA to get her
be grateful u get it without cubes, if possible
What symbol where your drawing ? Or is that legit a proper reincarnation title ? 
she's free to obtain apparently.
just accept their painting 🗣️🔥
she's free as temporary npc
you grind for her
idk, just drawing random thingy at the window with mist
hah get rekt grinder
what
c'mon dude. you can do it.
I drew the German WW2 sign at school then joined the lines together to make an English flag, big conspiracy
||just steal the oil from the arabs. eyyy.||
But why

anyway that manjuu got braindamage
Get expert by the US
Bored and to piss my teacher off
i got like 15k oil lying around vro the problem is I don't have the time to do so...
I'm happy
Yoshino is free as well
reverse
Dude gave me lines to write tho
I can just half-ass pull for Origami cus why tf not lol
is dumbbell rlly dumb?
Link is working
Hello chat, I don't have the game since my phone is not compatible, but hope to get along with y'all here.
Unless you get unlucky
I am going outbid u
then proceed to get Tohka or Kotori cus Bahhhh
Draw musashi with one hand is not hard right - Steve
Do you have PC?
Download Mumuplayer

No.🥀
Don't you only need one hand to draw?
Play the game on cloudmoon and onetap
Epic embed fail
Fail
Laugh at this user
Waste of time l, best using both hands also teaches you how to be ambidextrous
At least you get to laugh
Two is useful but in a way, one is enough
Quick say something edgy
Guys i got two unzen so i can limit break right?

Yes
One hand drawn this:
I can wave with both hands after lots of practice
..
give me the passcode sir
One is never enough 
saaar
unknown
||error.exe||
skull
80085
Bro, how did you know about this? Thanks, but I only need to hang out.
It's 6 dight...
I did fix the black flame
I sleep now
800855
.gif
Why
My luck is gonna be on point next event after this unzen disaster
because I literally play on those services, and if you don't wanna play, just leave the fucking server bro nobody needs you at all, did I tell you the ways FOR NOTHING?????
Is this supposed to be a porn thing
literally

Cause like I think that isn’t allowed lol
it's BOOBSS
It's just boobs vro not that srs
thats older than most people here lol
Isnt it in the rules
lemme type the following numbers:
i don't know
I think a mod would find it serious if they ended up checking in right about now lol
check the rules again I guess
No he meant 80085 spelled boobs
This is how we spelt boobs and boobless back in school, proved your were a pro
Chill pill, I'm just asking nicely. No need to get a little heated up.
||null_error_file_cant_be_opened.exe||
how does that
you're telling me that upsets you when people post those images in chat without anything being done about it?
how
fr?
No I’m saying it’s in the rules. Those are completely different things huh
i saw the password, now please watch as I hack your azur lane account.
Remind me not to make a oathed musashi angry. Just saw her chibi form in the dorm just dice up a bouquet of flowers in mid air in 5 seconds
Im sorry bro but you kinda slow..
I thought it was obvious
hmm
if you type in 8008135 in the calculator and flip it upside down it says boobies
How was I supposed to get that 
It’s a bunch of numbers
it's 8's look like B's
the 5's look like S's
80085
BOOBS
She’s feisty
no if you type that and put it upside down it says 5318008
my commander level is still lvl3. ayy.

would
even worse the numbers would be upside down too
Yeah I’ve never seen anyone do that unless you had to flip the numbers upside down
watch as I make it a 70
WAIF
Weren’t you around for that
At least shes also fluffy too just dont get on her bad side and she won't either try to strangle you with her tailed or dice you up just like the flowers
loyalty is royalty
||melted ice!
||
Gobbla
i forgot how it worked again
GET IT RIGHT IM SHAVED ICE
Even If it didn't reversed it's still obvious
Dont know if shinano uses her swords as well and I dont want to find out
im not proficient in typing upside down in old manky calculators
When you mean ‘around for that’ which time are you speaking of
Im lowkey crashout rn bro omg 😭✌️
once you melt, you become water.
The past
well obviously
She is too busy sleeping
||warm water.||
once I become water I go back into clouds and become snow again
not my image*
and once the water is boiled it becomes steam
or vapor
the more she sleeps the better she be
NOW it looks like boobs
6... 7
I wonder what yamato would do if you make her mad when she releases. Probably just level you
7355
Highly doubt shinano ever touch sword in her life, just use magic

Add that to the end
once it become steam I go to cloud
oh come on now
wow
after that, the it'll be gone. no more snow. ayyy.
time to sleep

good night all
no in cloud I change back into snow
then you freeze and become a snowflake

and then I break you as soon as you hit the FUCKING GROUND!!!!!!!
I do know shinano would probably try to suffocate you when she sleeps and uses you as a bed
Or as a teddy bear
best death ever
yes.
she would never, she is the bed
What!??
I would love to sleep on her pillows instead
and you're not gay? 
Eww...gay
no me stright
It’s cause it’s on a calculator and flipped upside down so it’s clearly supposed to be a word instead of a bunch of numbers typed out out of context
prove it. now.
I make a expection for anime girl
Straight as a piece of string
shut up sky
lie
spaghetti
yummy
that proves it
🧢
someone said the 🅱️ word
41
Are you sure……
MOMMY
Bro fym?? This is also supposed to be word and iits still obvious!
NO ITS NOT
I guess it kinda is
BUT IT WASNT WHEN YOU TYPED IT HERE
shut up bitch
Im losing my mind
what is that?
Sorry for not understanding some things I guess 
A guy
I can’t understand everything in existence… smh
me will stick to anime boobies
If that is a boy that’s a pretty boy
I wanna look like that…..
Astolfo
kinda

That’s the definition for the Japanese term
It's aight bro
woooowwww I knew the definition right off the bat!! I guess I CAN understand everything
That's a PzH2000 turret

Waifu
One wife?
My gif uses a 152mm 2S19M2 Msta-S
Maybe

that's my calculator - Freaky steve
I will delete the 2mm from that to make it true dw
Is this Steve a troll account or something?
idk

but if u insist to block, sure
Probably
Steve is just steveing it
I am... so sleepy this morning
I need Alsace tits to use as pillows
none for u
he is being Steve.
I'm already snuggling up to Joffre's thighs
Sorry I stole her boobs
this what u get for being a bad bitch
give one back
bad bitches get baddies
baddie?

yoink Otto boobs while ur busy out stealing Alsace
otto has boobs?
||the snow has no hands, and so does the water||
yes I do
Otto?
the crystals are my hands
Her boobs aren’t big enough to use as pillows tho…. Unless you’re planning on using them as stress balls
like me

what if they're drinkable like water? ||when they melt||
umm
no
also you can’t have her boobs
Im powerful
your balls are stress balls
I only melt in midsummer
What balls
Those
Which
yo who should be the agent 007 of AL?

EWWWWWW no
KEEP IT WINTWER
gets hit by winter season
MOMMY
The ones that can’t be named in chat

Baku Yorozu
there is zero way that gives mommy energy o_O
is it me or shipgirls with tats scattered over their body parts look hotter?
someone said frost?
I dare you
gng shimato is mommy
nah, he said cold
I’ll rather eat a jalapeño again whole
Regensburg is dragon mommy because she actually punishes you
fact or cap
she is scary
cold as snow.
shimato is cute
it's you
hmm?
EAT IT
hmm??????????????????
frosty is a comrade
We’re out of jalapeño here. I’ll buy some after work shift

Balti looks hotter with Tats on ngl
More ship girls should have tattoos
balti looks hot
yayyyyy
mmm?
2 games 2 lose
"hm I can be a player to play" - freaky Steve
she’s so hot…. So cool….
Are you okay
if she loses she has to do anything shikikan says
"I...can...smell...you" - freaky Steve under your bed rn
potential level 5
why do you hate yukikaze
cuz she's yuudachi but shite
i mean she is trash in general
aka inferior
To be fair her and musashi would have the best death due to their assets
but you seem like you have beef with her
Hm I wonder if Superman can survive in jujutsu kaisen
Any Superman?
From the film
why do you keep her name on your nickname, you should never keep the name of whoever you hate on whatever you use. It just provokes you for no reason. It may not be good at all for your health but at the end you do you.
owari > unzen 
all
yes
owari is fucking useless

Kurumi 
so she wants to lose
WRONG
it's all that matters 
provocates?
snow is melting
unzen
now
snow is a puddle now
u going to get boiled alive
isn't it a word? sorry if I sound offensive, I don't mean to
@pastel oracle I NEED UR POWER
You’re the water


||boiling water.....||
remove the yukikaze shit from your nickname then
there we go
not a word, no
the word you're looking for is provokes
"A crazy Steve said he predicted that azur lane is going to be better in 2026"
oh thank you
🔥✍️
kawakaze is waif
Gets turn to the boil one
ofc
unzen is the best wife no matter what
WAIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Yeah because you're loyal to your connection

Loyalty is royalty isn't it
What about shiroko
Fubuki there
sex birds
Kawakaze
Kawakaze still looks like an arknights character

Who's that :>
Man this is hard
connection is whoever you're connected with, which is kawakaze, and a wife is also a connection at the end of the day




