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more Atago lookalikes pls
@violet panther *should i tell them that not oumi or not 
hope one day, Nugget, one day..
yukikaze will have a retro when Arsenal wins UCL and Premier League at the same time,trust
Arsenal fans are official "gooners" too
Good event

and William D Porter
imagine Tan Yang appearing before Wirtz' goal contribution in EPL
Arsenal the game or the club 
@nocturne ether @hearty salmon uhhh that actually not oummi...
But if fine i think 
Arsenal FC
Iowa leave those alone 

I agree
Nugget will retrofit into a milf
she has to pass Miyabi-phase on teens first
After marriage
Nugget taller then Cleveland 
Nagamon
I know
Then am feel relieved now 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
gg


owooooghh
goat 
ah wtf
is the update tomorrow?
i feel like if AL hold Forza race it'll be more like :
Need for Speed or Midnight Club first
it's NFS + Twisted Metals
So Burnout
Actually I'm never know who she it in game fr
Burnout Legends is fun

well the speech looks emo
a
unless u whale for the space, then u can get space for Monster truck
furry
Wrong photo

wot da faq
Fatception
she needs to exercise more
*forgot it
Booba
just get a 919 evo or something

the track there is not only about speed, it's about survivality too
Mommy
peak animation
Toyota Century 
Imagine dying before that
All money coming to me then
Deal

when u start working, u may not crave for expensive racing car anymore, who knows
Sim Racing is your first step 
my homie really asked me what my dream job is
bro
who dreams about a job
just give me the bag
also fuck u
Yeah but from what I'm reading
Shinano job is literally Dream Job
i rather wanna hear Rotaries from RX-7
Lol
Hmm?
Aw
MY GLORIOUS QUEEN 
obligatory Rita in neat time and place
So thighza could rerun again to promote the trilogy deluxe edition
for some, phone-games almost completely obiterated actual-hobby time
Hm
F a t t y R 3 3
especially physical-hobby
I got Tirpitz skin
same
Professional eSports player 
Uma Musume has a esport tournament idk why
i'm more interested on "even less fuel-hungry" than "super-power engines" context nowaday
Chisa-cosplay already
Nice cars is that full package? ๐ฟ
i mean she was the most popular by a lot
Rio
from the reveals they did for 2nd half of 2.0

well, my mom have a chinese-ev for a year now
Cute
Thank you 
I like the classic-Beetle there
not with those panel gaps 
zipper is for secret 
since chinese-ev are almost entirely barred from US, those have been selling here on SEA

some even has domestic factory set up
Anyway see you later buddy 
Waow titties
Officer , I've commited many crimes
u may make up story about what u did to the Fletchers, to gain officer attention

Don't pull the sky down, don't break the rock, don't let chi an cook
would u rather have Chi An or Raiden or Rina cook?
Chi an fr
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
But that will sacrifice kitchen
unless Vinfast, Vietnam's own EVs
about that, Sirius can nuke kitchen worse
Raiden can work as a lit fire for the food
WAIT WHO SAY NU-
also there's Escoffier's autocooker service, so even hellish's Raiden cook can be reheat to be barely edible

~~one collab character calling skk honey, what to do ~~
not oathing Kurumi
AGI-
remind me of ......

Anis next please ๐
Remind me bc im a retired nikke...who MAH DAUGHTE?
FRAUD
||Only One, < that's her name||
behind glass
then go up her behind...
ha
she could be drying herself with a towel
ofc u aren't
unless ur planning to betray nj, don't u?
With the soap

uh...not really
#lil-enterprise-general
is this cheesa

well, glad this meme debunked...or won't it?
shi
nano
Rover-Sensei
Who that
looks like Taihou
ngl
Rover and Chisa, in Blue-Archive vibe
this...is gonna cause chaos
where is laners pvp
it's time to d-d-d-d-duel
and that's why Shido has to date them...or else....
Why not 
tacet mark
Shower minigame. Clean the docks of your ships
I'd use a term in ba but idk what's suitable
i want Richelieu behind a glass pane with a strategic light glare covering one spot and a towel covering the other
mog?
there will also be a unique interaction
where the shower's door open
my Diamond rank disagree 
and then she starts rocking back and forth
Valorant is just CS but done by Riot
So im going to bring this up
like the Holy Iris intended
What is with AL changing people's bodytypes for collabs
and Earth is unalived
daily hoff appearance
Magic
when was the last time hoff logged onto laners
Iโm going to regurgitate what people spent the last several hours bringing up 
The floor
people brought it up earlier?
oh i know her
she's Mari
Jeez that Damn
i think
Have you just been asleep the last 20+ hours or?
Yes
unironically
Essex is traumatized
Well. Ill be grinding extra for gold for tomorrow's collab.
And need to separate money for skins



a-
I need more drills
Author's wish idk
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#ใขใบใผใซใฌใผใณ
#date_a_live
Just upgraded
the fuck is this????
I have 68k in storage
it became Opsi wtf
you be helldiver
Co op stages. That sounds interesting
NOT THE PANZERHOWBI-
We can never go wrong with more
||that's a 2S19 Msta-S||
P
I
G
Pig
the fucking russ-
Im just happy Fraxinus going live
British like premier league British
A british Vietnamese? Daring today aren't we?
not my boise 
well her clothes aren't ripped and she doesn't seem depressed
so she's fine
she is toxicated inside 
monarc being used on ships 
ur?!
no
They always cook with the META art
sr
i love GlorM so much
Doesn't change much lol I thought that was retrofit
Hi
rigging defo change
oh, black clothe too
Even as meta she's still bunny
Boise art seems less busy compared to other Meta

Hiiii
Chinese are fuming rn with the collab
bruhh didnt know they were there the whole time
I came here for the sake of this
Isn't this the post where the op said he felt like Shido was being cucked?
Who a$$
And I just started playing
e
Will I be able to get her
LMFAOO
i aint copy pasting here so here
i ain't clicking into this pic so yeah
as long as youre not below age here
Why no chi an gif in Google 
make one chi an gif

Kotori is seriously buffed
My ass can't read
25
This ones soul is grass deprived
Ofc...welcome to EN

Youre joking ๐ญ

how to ban 99% of alo
headcanon: they universal rule in AL world is to get increasement, but it will be go back when you go home. So it force you to grow in size and cups too
QUICK HIDE SAM BEFORE HOFFEN ARRIVES
as they should
DUN


whats wrong with the collab
We have to make Sam bald
๐
maybe there is this mysterious air in azur lane when girls from collab inhaled it, they get buff on their chest
collab is one letter away from collbad
Kotori

or maybe the manjus themselves are the culprit
About Kotori and Kurumi ig 
Fine Mino.. for you we get a idolmaster collab again
Over changing the characters from their source material, acting out of character probably.
the same thing happened with the To Love Ru collab, it almost feels like a copypasta
samheart
control c, control v
for $$$
finally the true wives
u149
then there's this one chinese guy
how can they act out of character when the collab hasnt even started
the Anson incident again
previews we were given. Also its also swimsuits again for like the 40th fucking time
Imagine if that incident was the cause of everything up until now lol
You can't marry them remember
so no wives for you
anyone playing should always remember to touch some grass every now and then
(Hoffen definitely cant read this)
thank God I could read cn
literally saying how her personality is diff from the original 
I play while sitting on the grass.
I'd hate using translator just to see smt
Fine I'll touch you...
Why are you touching the ass
ooooooh boii
@agile silo how much of them had u ever deleted here
I love how Shinano is dancing and still asleep lol
then the en complaints.
LMFAOO Springtrap swimsuit
e

Yes. I love sleepy floof
sleepdancing
totally
Freddy Fazbear swimsuit
calling that character personality silent but in al got equipped with swimsuit, hey this is al bro
gotta love how lauma is goonerbait on paper but she's like the most caring woman in all of genshin
whoma
PG 13
pegi 12
she need to take care of the lion looking thingy from liyue
ban this man
he's name is 12, dw
You can't say that word here bruh..
ban em
any daily stuff mites?
Chill
Anyway Iโm glad I quit Genshin years ago
e
When after i teach chi an to her how to cook (then i die from kidney failure because to much sodium)
I'll give you a hint, check my name 
4 iowa class and chi an
Thatโs a way to be salty even in death
hmm formidable
Atago
Hello everyone, Iโm back, did i miss something here?
You did tomorrow
Gulag for you
hms formidable chan
Catch a rest and drink juice
One guy tried to get himself banned
Ok thank? I guess?
thanks
I'll sentence you to carrying her without your mechsuit
She caused gordon ramsey to die from stress
meeno 
It was meant as a pun anyway 
You're a dumdum 
Yoshino as reward
How many red skills next event?
O
aunt illustrious
Nagato-Chan someday
Got "Roma" from ticket, she any good?
i see fatness here
Situationally
Not good for a newbie generally?
Heavy^2 
a
when i'm in a always-smile competition and my opps are
She's 25760 tons..
yes. heavy^2ยนโธ
||weighing up to 500000 quasars and black holes combined.||
Skill issue? 
Password?
Heavy^2ยฒโด
they ate all my rest storage space

reminds me of yangyang
who is heavier?
the fattest man in the world or Formi
Chaos again
Who want fry chicken with me
I run c++
Me
but I doubt it's c44
Nice ๐๐ป
I'm going to fry it
gonna call the vegetarians in and try it out
I will be waiting
Want me send it to your home?
@tired crown this somehow looks like u, don't u think?
if formi wasn't heavy enough when she looked like this,imagine her getting the deviantart treatment. ๐

I am a bit more fat then that pot
uhh...
...that's not even a python, it's a cobra
is it
king cobra?
They mixed up the language names
Honey , allow me to help trim off hat excess fat 
Sure
BISCUIT BOOBIESSSSSS
fast one...
Well where
hoyl fuck
Then..
So Fast, so good 
I still calm
Nah, I chill
10 KIDS
beppers
Car
Oh well time to Mega evolve it an hour before Friday
what can I even say
who dis
@lime cloak @blissful oxide
Unzen. That's it, that's all I wanted to post
I'm going to fry in air fryer
Look good
Butter cakes
๐
Fired chicken
yoo that cooking thingy
I also had it too

True
Donโt fry the hired ones
Real
Real 100%
Real cuy
what your eagle union wife cooks
I'd never have one
Absolutely KFC
maybe cooking floofs 
Man, my leg is broken again
Chikfila is also good
Chica like this

hmm
Man the gif jiggles
@blissful oxide @lime cloak @kindred summit It smell really good fr
Iโm so hungry
Anyone want this?
Spicy honey mustard dipping sauce with it?
need number higher than 200
I got another orange chicken
does the chicken includes pineapple?
Car
No just Chile cream and little bit of salt
GUGU gimme
No pineapple
Happy birb
Two face
Low-key Can't wait for the yamai sisters
Gugu gaga
e


I see Dutch Elves of AL
I screamed TIME TO REENACT THE VIVA LA REVENGE!
I see a codex
Please
sit on me
squash my face
with your thighs

somehow essex didn't become extra thicc
@blissful oxide @lime cloak i burn a chicken


hey there laners
e
hey there piggy

Bismaeck when I ask her to put on the christmas fit for the 4582nd time
Is there maintenance this week?
Tomorrow for Date A Live Collab
Oh
tmrrw
This game is super crashy since the update
didnt you read... oh wait EN
A good wife reaction then
en spotted!!!
Kaguya and Yuzuru are the same unit?
yes
Weird. First time this happens, right?
Fucking yostar and there damn managers fucking crashโs for several patchs
Unwhere
Emden, kinda?
Ever since Emden
spend last 6

Someone stole yours

yes
not to be confused with collab-before-UR scheme
u already spend close to 400 why donโt u finish it
True.
@lime cloak I have a backups chicken but the first one have a skin too


Might be my first pity ever
look at the coins
Like ima say this the amount of crashes for a few patchs crash crash crash this is worse than final fantasy war of the visions on ble stacks
I will, doesnt lesser the pain tho
DATE A
Blue stacks
Sucks
He can use the gems to get coin tho
bro
DATE A MINO
So it's only 4 gacha units. Not bad. I thought I was cooked when I saw so many SSR the other day.
S PRIME
Bruh, no one doing that
At yostar
That explains the crashes

You canโt do 12-4 either?
Im saying its worse because im running app on iOS devices
dec ur
the fuck
It will work out somehow
mhm 

Weird, all Iโm seeing is the app being slow in some cases
Enjoy no unzen then
No Unzen with 3 pulls left is wild man.
sunk cost fallacy
you already spent so much might as well spend more
Did bro rly assume i wont spend for the last 3 pull
Swipe or something.
199/200
THY END
Yes
best bet for Unzen is wait for 10 months to a year for her perma
It sounded real
if you can't grind her anymore tldr
@blissful oxide I got a back up chicken don't worry (but the First one have skin but this not have ๐)
The next UR rerun should be Soyuz, right? January, I guess.
is tomorrow the maintenance?
you skipped Guam and Laff 2
guamless individual
Really? 

wow. didnt realize the next UR rerun is soyuz. how time flies
huh, are u trying that thingy for the first time?
Maybe if they would stop patching the game 3 times a week we wouldnโt have as many crashes
I just NEED Alsace, man. She was released just the month I quit the game. Fuck.
why did you stop btw
It's Guam, apparently.

No but i just set time too long i just want it more crispy
Burnout.
All Sauce
alsus
We should play Nikke
i see
Like my fry chicken ๐
we should play blue archive
so ur just not getting unzen..?
i also get burnout. but in another game haha
???
youโre not getting her?
e
then fried
I will
blue archive is good. just I didnt like the art style. not into moe too
is there bullet nuke
tragic
did somebody say Deep Fried Memes? ๐ฅ
Im so tempted to at yostar devs in this discord
We should touch grass
Ok
I just donโt wanna see someone give up on a ur being that close
We should touch you ๐ฅ
I'm getting bored of Stella Sora now. Azur Lane is the only game I can keep playing now. It happens.

It's pretty chill.
Not my first time getting my ass whoops by rng
Gentlekan
no, somebody said rickroll
How about dickroll for crashs
Wtf?? Are you into that ddiy shit? Aw hell no ๐ฐ
they like fondling thing here haha
Ill take a dlt dick lettuce tomato
don't we
ain't no party like a joe party
wait stop
Praise ๐ง
God I do love a fat ass


How's that fat?
who isnt ? i like expose fat ass
I just wanna mega evolve it ๐ฅ 
but is she a fat ass?
will she eat a triple cheeseburger with bacon?
what else u gonna take
Is she are skin or entire new character
๐ซ
Literally Both 
dumb ahh horse
hmm
dumb ahh daisen
Get a load of this guy
Lol im just so fed up with the crashes @blissful oxide
I myself
Sheโs being gentle okay?
I hit the gym
ahhh, actually crashes start since lion release, the bullet particles freezing
upgrade
8 pact
First its a memory leak now its constant crashing
If a man enjoys a nice ass
Meanwhile they gave kurumina giant ass
make sure your woman doesnt have a flat ass by making her go to the buffet
nah u gotta hit the gym
nah u gotta do both
flat assโฆ looks at njโs race queen
squats and legs

the single reason why no one should've bought it
should've revolted and malded
Squats for a good ass
Who tf needs a woman when we have our waifus?
i still bought it since im in the nj cult
I have no idea
mmm
I just hit the gym , do everything mindlessly
Lol
Nah, is okay then
What?!

Can we get 4 iowa yet?
Guys, what is actually Armor Break? I am still confused
5% 8% damage taken increase?
yes
More Mid Jersey skins is just what we need as AL players. Not PC client or anything like that. Please give us more Manjuu
5 or 8

Lol whatโs your butt diameter measurements @marsh steppe
jk
hmm
hmmm
Is she ok?
me when hot sexy anime women
fr fr

hmm
Why would I know this 
Measure with strawberries
And boob
Jokes on you I'm downloading league so my wifi is stuttering to loa-
yoink
HOLY ASS
stronk wife
League ๐ฅ
Imagine how cool it'd be walking down the street and seeing this
how do you measure the diameter of an ass again? how could someone measures theirs alone? let me take care of it
she found out about my revelations of lust towards her
@lime cloak @blissful oxide here my back finish
I will ask again.
Guys, what is actually Armor Break? I am still confused - 5% or 8% damage increase?
im sorry dont know fr
I am sorry you don't love yourself.
I implore you to cancel that download and save your sanity
Frosting
True, talking from experience
taste good

Recovering league addict here. Also talking from experience
boobsssss
BOOBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I MUST NOM THEM
NOM THE MASSIVE BOOBAS
I see..
bremerton my beloved
you top laner?
Look great
Mid laner
Ic
But itโs fruit
cat
Cag
insane bouncy castles
already oathed both bremy and baltimore.
Prob gonna play league again after what unzen done to my cubes
Just an Insane Aatrox main here
Implacable scared me
same
For my 30th birthday I did a frosting face mcgee stream i just sat there lathered in orange frosting
I once tried jungle and its the most miserable experience alongside ranked.
My face
hm
She too holy for you
Jungle ๐ฅ, and they said its easy af
Sanity?
I was sane once
And it didn't net me any big boobs
Now I'll try being insane and see if I can nab some
And then you played league....๐ฅฒ ๐ฅฒ

Please no, its not worth it
LOVE YOURSELF
Guys trust
sacrifice peace of mind for mind break
I think the next time i frost my face ill put sprinkles on my face
I'm gonna be the next faker
She probably want to break commander's pelvis
Me when tryharding makes me look like Zeus
So i look like a doughnut
but ass is flat
OH GOD! He's becoming delusional! We need to do shock therapy now!!!
I see that as an absolute win
With how many wifes you have in AL you already zeus
Actually a compliment than League's Zeus itself 
League ainโt worth it. Too much of a chore
I want to but 191 for hakuhou and 200 for unzen make me question life
Fellow skks, it is almost time, are you all ready to out rizz shido?
Imagine wanting to let off steam, only to be saving more steam until you explode ๐ฅ
Weโve had that happen with other URs. We can relate
I'm shock proof you fool
League has the power of even turning the most chill person into a toxic mess
You need to smash my face with big boobs
it reminds me of that satirical Post of NTRing Shido

Atleast i'll explode at some internet rando and not at my own luck
Blame the beings on why they send thier harem members to AL xD
I had to intentionally delete my second account because there was no use for it if I was going to play with randos
League today is actually a Show off game
Wait, since this is a collab, what does DAL get?
Royalties
nothing
laners is the top in this relationship
dal is bottom
Would be funny if we cant oath them
so after bell-kun ntrโed, shido next 
highkey whats the best skin
It's a coin flip. Will i win my games today or shall Riot bless me with the Red carpet of shame.
next season will feature essex
From Tohka till the Yamai sisters, also unnecessary Buffs on their measurements like what AL does best
So guys on DAL wont even know our lovely girls?
i got unzen in 20 cubes lololol
Yeah
mind break
Shikkan showing harem protagonists how to be a REAL protagonist
Disgusting, hehe
ffuuuck its like 1k gems lol

well, yeah
swimsuit
yoshino not being in gatcha is evil
messy ponytail unzen
what's worse, you are doing well, only for your Botlane throwing the game and your Jungler ends up rage rizzing out of ya than progresaing the game, truly one of the great games of our Era ๐ฅ
I guess I underestimated AL for too long. I thought it was a chill and balanced game.
it wasnt?
God bless Manjuu
work of the gods
i'm buying Unzen skin
You complain about free unit???











