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nope, have to deal with it
The fashionista inside howls
care to explain?
Who?
don't even deserve the big L
Genunely it's just bad fashion, I hate the outfit so much
it doesn't make sense to even wear it
that’s what I was thinking LMAO
Who which character
I completely forgot about the violin one. If you see it again can you take a screenshot or tell me who the character was wearing the outfit you hate so much?
No the other one
OHHH her
I'm all for mommy though 
Okay
yes the one above me
bro
i have never seen that one
Her outfit isnt terrible compared to some other weirder ones (traf and lion for example… just personally don’t like the bottom half of their outfit or some other aspects)
But I get why you wouldn’t like it
Yes, the bttom gundam like folds don't fucking make sense
why not
she's a 1930s fast battleship
With the power of friendship……..
Collab maint when?
there are much weirder outfits in game
20
Yeah, well I keep on getting the screena nd I hate it
ok
get a beefy pc so your loadscreens be 0.1 seconds you wont be able to see them anymore
Oh the regular schedule?
BRENNUS HOWEVER YOY SPELL HER NAME

Meanwhile Brennus is just a walking wardrobe malfunction averted by absolute plot armour
The white doesn't match the black leotard underwear
That seems to be a big problem for some ships…..
She was ONE step away from having a top tier outfit
Just some pants or a skirt man….
literally
Is it too much to ask for
312/330
All I want for christmas is new outfits but the girls are in tradiation navy white unifroms with the sea caps and all
this one?
YES
i hate this loading screen
I hate that screen
Honestly yeah same lol

With SK rip mechanics
What's with Musashi's lore
haven't seen this one in a while
everything
good thing I mostly afk while the game auto runs, so what loading screen?
At least she’s sat down so her ugly skirtless outfit isnt very obviously ugly and skirtless
This is since last year bruh
select loading screens
it's been on for so fucking long
i am 100% sure it was on while i was in Russia
get a job, you dumbsexs
which is 2 months ago
It's even longer than murm one

I loveeee this one…. I wish atagos(I think it was her?) skin was in this position or looked more like this tho
659/670
this one is still on

and it's been on since Alsace event last year
MY CUTE HORNY UNHINGED GIRL
||mogador ruined it||
Laffey?
brennus and alsace = perfect
i think he meant SHinano
nO TRHE SUIT IS BLUE
bro is a literal infant
sorry caps
I forgot
how long have you been playing btw fellow degenerate
I got it yesterday, so still there
She ain’t a bunny

Look man, just beacuse I play poekmon, doesn't mean I know every single one released
I swear if that’s who they meant….
this one is peak
thats unresoanable
YES
my lovely
Dance if you're the reason I (and many others) started this game
This is her best outfit besides from her DEFUKT
it's so peak in fact that 2 out of 3 outfits shown here got zapped by google off the play store

why?
?
Shinano and Napolis face looks the same
This has been one thing that bothered me
poor Drake, still stuck with one skin...but Nakhimov deserves all the love 
WHAT ABOUT MY WIFE
tag: looking at viewer, parted lips, half-closed eyes, blush

DID YOU GUYS EVER CONSIDER THAT MAYBE MY WIFE IS SUFFERING FROM NO FAME
NO LOVE??!!!
sorry
that's the face
Otto who?
Honestly why is Musashi js so cuddly I can't
And Unzen is her and Vergil's daughter
Felix still has only one skin too
i like Bois Belleau and Massena in that loading screen
the other 2 are eehh
they're fine
They should make alsace a research ship or something. Vuase it fuckign sucks to lock her behind an event
EH????
At least game freak had events where you could catch legendaries on the gba and ds for pokemon
don’t disrespect the anchy
Bois Belleau default doesn't get enough love
And where did it came from that Musashi is one of two shipgirls who can lactate
True
it came from horny
it's such a pretty outfit
nowhere
it's not a thing
wtf
Horned girls are a pet peve of mine cause I can't realstially expect to sleep with them lest my eye gets poked out
took ages for Izumo to get a new skin, so there is still hope 
that's fine
Just don’t bump heads
I saw multiple times people saying it
you got trolled lol
the child?
le malin?
that's okay, because they're all sleeping with me
no the one with the bunny girl outfit
This scares me
le malin..?
Oh for fucks sake
I'm going to say this. I do NOT like the loli's in anyway shape or form
How do I know that 
there is a lot of shipgirls with bunny outfit
Don't cope
thsi one?
Not a lot of people here do
Hoenstly? The devs shouldn't have made the dd's loli's they were the work horse of ww2 naval warfare
well
children were in the workforce
for the longest time in history



Okay but this skin is really pretty. Mostly cuz of her face though honestly, wish she was facing forward
i honestly really like the skin
Thankfully, they started making dd's more like traflager in recent living memory
May I introduce you to a mogador
well Kersaint be like
i personally hate the girls with overly huge proportions
What? like the bbw's or the ones with exagerated boobs?
exaggerated boobs
Oversized boobs
it’s.. offsetting..
i'm not a fan of huge boobs either but it's not a too-minus-kinda thing
she’s perfect
for me personally
Yeah I don't like them that either
Awwwww

let me see if i have a very exaggerated boob girl
the OGs of DD with good size
Not going to lie, They murdered ning hai and ping hai desgins. Like, they just suck. why would they ever even go for oppai loli? what where they thinking?
Ok thats good
decent sized
true
I tried so hard to get her but I started the game halfway through the event sadly

Hololive collab when
stacked
that was 7 years ago
should have gotten here sooner
Oof

Who? Lmao

When the 2nd one
never

I managed to get them all
cn will never do hololive again
i have fubuki on the server i dont play on
oh how i really want green heart
i missed purple heart during that event
how’d you do that filter
not enough cubes
||imagine liking vtubers||
pretty sure that's a shoebill
wait how do you filter to event ships
USA lost the afgan war too
I maxed her out when she dropped wtf i do now
and the ussr no longer exists
Correct, was asking if it was the one from FF14 but clearly not
This her 1st rerun?
ye

oh man
where
So what i do
does yostar own those signs
probably
Flex my og maxed unzen?
Marry her
Fuckin autocorrect 
Already? Damn
Do it
I wonder what the DAL characters’ oath lines will be
I would like to see people post these before the livestreams and stuff
I’m actually considering oathing a collab ship for the first time….
Ntr
when is laffey ii getting a rerun
never
If kurumi is strong and i like her voice lines I might do it
Early next year
I think she’s next?
Impossible they did it in 12AM

@devout bough
uuuuhhhhhh

i know where. my money is going
You’re gonna spend money on cubes?????
I will be spending money on this
Or
hat am i looking at
no
No it still doesn’t make sense
LAFFEY NOOOOO😭
i’m going to spend money on laffey skins if she has any
Cuz I’m pretty sure you can’t get laffey 2 faster by using your money
Unzen, NJ, n zwei
next year in January
Yes she does
how
You need dock space
The cutest bunny skin
You can’t cause she has special currency that you get from grinding
also means 2nd Guam gun 
The collab skins will costs 1k gems

If you look closely you can see nikke
Thank you for reminding
RB live in the field
Oh yeahhh you’re right
@mortal hill go here
how are you getting these photos
Magic
Being in Japan i presume
how do you think lol
no
I still have my dignity
Shhhhh
Ai generation/j
Do it for the people
Go work there
Ok
ah
Are you sure? You’re in this server so…
I don’t see what dignity you have left honestly
@mortal hill wait that means you speak Japanese
it said photo by ><
Hit us with some Japanese
have u guys ever woke up and it was really dark and ur like omg why is it so dark and then u say omg i wish i could see and then ur room gets really bright and u see the reason why is....
JAPANESE TIME
Nihao
Wtf
the admin allows you to speak a different language. Use it to your advantage
My time in Tokyo is mostly the same, meetings until afternoon, free time at night (except for first and last night where we go drinking), and then ny colleagues asks "hey pig what did you do last night" and i always answer "i went to akihabara"


What is that

this is accurate

Man i want nitro
Do you need to sleep
To use all the funny weird emojis
Why is everything on your bio about needing to sleep are you okay

Hmm
I have this quote that i saw during christmas 2024 livestream and it was hilarious to read
Not yet
Lmao

Pig this is your chance
You too Peppa
Hey guys if you could donate me nitro I would reaaalllyyyy appreciate it! Also ignore the nitro badge on my profile
your chance for 1 month nitro
You can get nitro

Shut up
who needs sleep when you have imaginary friends
True
Send it here for it to be claimed by a bot
Maybe you should take some serotonin
what if your imaginary friends ditched you
I dont think thats the right drug
The plot of IF
i’d be happy
they stay too long
No it is trust me
I would know I’m an expert at brain stuff
I am now a human
Don’t send nitro here

I pressed
You reminded me of something really bad.
would u still love me if i was a glowworm?

already claimed
They get insta claimed by a bot
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
can I tell you who did

Who sends a bot
Ban them
and u can ban them
you guys have a really bad bot problem
nimi is a bad bot
NOOO
beep boop thanks for the free nitro boop beep
This is in every server btw
in bed
Lol
This has been a thing since nitro existed
Uwu
Yeah but I’ve been in servers that sent nitro and real people actually got it (including me)….

every "big" server
Just run a fake manual raffle and dm someone the nitro
has the bot issues
Now do this in a public server with 200k people
nah it didnt get claimed
lol no
scammed smh
I have fast fingers
Bet 
it doesnt work if you paste it
tell me a glowworm fact
It works if you paste it tho
Well that’s sad
glowworm glows?
it glows
Glow is worm
Glowworm has a leantern
But yea if you want to send someone nitro it’s best you just dm them
would a glow worm but would a worm glow
you guys suck

noooo


How is unglow
who knows
Yes
Pig good at that
Oh
*glows ur worm*
By who
Duh
Wtf
Or a pack of gum
2.99 gamble
Or something better than nitro
All 5 of DAL girl are ssr
Yes
Isn’t there 6
Thanks for the fun while it lasted
not gonna really need nitro that much tbh
Also yes
yes 6 SSRs
6 SSRsssssssssss
1 point 1 shop 4 gacha right?
no, 3 gacha

1 point, 1 free, 1 shop, 3 gacha
Kurumi is also free
ahh
why would bot want nitro
Because bot greedy
for reasons
And stupid
There’s reasons
what reasons
limit bypass prob
Could also be so that the person running the bot could use the nitro but I dunno how this shit works
it’s a bot account but
Eh
They sell the account to children with their parents credit cards
I know selling the account was one reason
Another I guess is some no life who really wants nitro will have a script or something running and instaclaim it for their own account
and the other to pass off as a legit account, but obviously that does not last long
What if im like a tsundere that doesnt want nitro but claim it anyways
That’s what I was trying to say earlier
That could be another reason
Cleo 
"It's not like I wanted nitro or anything, b-baka!"
people gift you nitro? 
Tsunderes don’t exist sorry
Not yet
Yet I exist
But but my hopes and dreams
I am also a yandere
Not anymore……
just join a random server and say you're a girl
See this is me

Everyone will be rushing to my dms because im a labubu
so Cleo was Rie Kugimiya all along 
Not just any labubu
It don’t work :(
A jububu
Oh wtf why are you a labubu
Labubu where
A labubu jufufu
I think we should ban Cleo
No

I think not
LOL
You were one of my favorites too
Sorrryy
We are the jufufulings! Please feed us!
banning Cleo is like banning uh........Synd
starve
Is that a bad thing
Old man abuse?
You bam me you ban synd too!
He wants me to ban him
Yeah but none of us want to ban him
Wait, is cleo new nickname making a reference to Cyrene?
So you cant ban me
yup
DONT GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS

pretty much
Jububu
1 npc 1 point 1 shop (also gacha) 3 gacha only
Don't I look pretty in my new battlesuit?
Dawg
whitehonse 
What is the C in your name
C
What if there was a game called azur lane and it was about world war ships being anime girls
crazy
Stop thinking
Most of Ironblood wouldn't exist then

Azur lane but no iron blood means no WIFE
You dare defy the jufufu labubu?
Wtf is a labubu
4
4 seconds.
1
2
DoNTDOOIT
3
NOO
4
I come back as a ghost to say true
AAAAAAAAAAA
She doesnt say verily much in goddess fallp
yes she does 
You're not gonna believe this
hmm
someone tell the staffs to rework kotori's swimsuit
If she does at least once then she does

Not happening sadly
Why are you not cleo anymore cleo

I want them to uninfalte kurumitoo….
Elysia 2.0 better

There is a chinese saying called to see is to believe
And I dont see anyrhing
I don't think that's a chinese saying
first of all it's clearly in english
You dare defy the jufufu labubu?
bimbo cleo
oh
Vestal loves you
y did cleo leave
Cleo didn’t like being defied
||use her body||
Do you not want me shikikan?
True
Woah
Good thing I am a shipgirl
I have also become a labubu
I only like boysmell
wait can I get killed like this
nevermind
What do I have to do to die lije this
Hell yes
everyone is yucky
uh, what did i walk in on?
Labubu
And i leave again
See ya
Have fun with whatever this is
STAY FOR BUNNY
No thx
WHAT WILL GET YOU TO STAY
Im not a fan of Laffey
she’s ok
Not really
even glowworm
I bought a cute Azur lane pillow. Official yostar manjuu product
lots of butt
hm
She looks a bit young…..
who is this
Kisaragi?
Ah hell naw
kisaragi I think
Oh
Or one of the other mutsukis

If you had to pick 2 out of 3 skins, which ones would you choose? Uzen’s swimsuit , owari’s Halloween, or NJ L2D+
Looks like kisaragi
It’s kisaragi
Nj and owari
L2d+ always it has more interactions
Gonna be honest with you champ, I'm picking none of those skins
HOT
I too wish to be absolutely fucking oblitarated by a large chested pink elf lady
Love Joffre
What would you choose
Look it’s double sided here is Mutsuki

I like cute wifey skins where they're dressed comfy and pretty
This mf gonna get put in the same cell as weinstein

I wanna see good art on my home screen, not horny animations
einstein?
Guys. If you were government mandated to buy two out of 6 of the date a live skins which would you get 
none
This is so pretty
Die
I love Joffre
Do not care
the one where they fucked up the tits
because it's funny
that’s a lot of them aint it….
This is laners
Well me personally. I would get kurumi and katoris skin 
well thats all guys just wanted to share the cool pillow case I got cya
have good time
Gun to my head, these
But I don't really care for any of them
cool!!!!
she secretly put baloons in her clothes
Fair enough… wish they were bunny but oh well
SHES CUTE
awaiting fnaf collab

Transformers collab when
🚓
When’s my “I would never freaking date you! Unless…” collab coming I gotta be lesbian with the lesbians
I stand with the funni green frog
Bonnie CV
gender bender colab when
kek

Can we have a collab but it's skks not ships?
wow, another one got mental illness
That's called a laner convention
I ONEW OT
I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN
I can see the vision
chinese frog transcends boundaries
CUTE
Would make a good destroyer
ah, so december ASMR
Ame chan
touch @mortal hill
NO
Touche
I will buy DAL skins just to mess with this man
Unconsensual touching is not allowed.
||inb4 manjuu psyops||
Im cuming soon after seeing that
Touch you too
Your house will get bombed in 10 seconds
It's kinda funny how ASMR went from being an actual neurological phenomenon that causes funny tingling sensation when exposed to certain sounds, to "a girl whispers to you in a moderately sexual manner"
Balti is on april
I ask please
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Yes
I never understood asmr
Prpr
This is satire right

ASMR just makes me cringe in my nervous system
hopefully
i really dislike that kinda thing
It doesn't happen to everyone, but basically it causes a wave of tingling sensations when you hear certain moderately high frequencies at the right volume.
why
Boobs
Making up words
Nice
Azur lane is getting tit inflation, Google it
I used it to help me sleep
kek
oh myy
The scenario where a hot sexy anime woman actually cares enuf to whisper to me
very calming

(I am mentally unwell)
BTW who approved that Boise Meta art
The what now?
Want
Need
It's trash
Literally just normal boise
Hi everyone
Where did you find these
Man.
Hi there laners
Wait, why are there doubles?
Whats going on
twins
She's not depressed, there's no battle damage.
Her hair is more flowy, so i guess there's that

It looks like they actually got smaller
this one
Not really
Looks the same size to me
Talking about the red haired DAL girl
Oh
I can't remember her name off the top of my head
No mention of Yoshino what so ever lol
Kotori?
I think so
Realest
Boise meta literally the same wowies
Who tf cares about that green frog thing
Well that's just one of many strange effects you may experience in a mirror sea
Unfortunately the effect is multiplicative, and multiplying anything by 0 is still 0
rip
Somehow those devs approved too
0×0=1
yes, she's a frog, not a rabbit. obviously
Whats the cannon reason for her to need that mask anyways
Sometimes this happens to me even if the person I hear is seemingly talking normally
Fuck if I know

You're thinking of exponents
why is naganami a skunk?
Because we needed a skunk

did we though?
Hello
yes

Dunk got deflated
Dunk got dunked
Naturally the girl with the cutest butt would be a skunk
what’s wrong w having one?
dunk got drunk
hmm
dunk just flunked
Eh seems about there
OL Essex
Invites the weird fetishists
Could just be a bra change or whatnot
what haopening
Freddy Fazbear found dead on attic
ok
Hi snow
hi hi
And then massively inflated again
Why her thighs like that
No melt snow
HOLY
Also, weren't cruise pass skins supposed to be country themed?
Damn gurl
MOMMY
Now that I think about it
Bro
meta is a good thing
bc she ate too many krabby patties
She fuckin CHUGGED Kashino's Milk like no tomorrow
you better look like this irl
Donuts
Naganami has such a good butt
mmm
random military dude
Frozen ice precipitate
Who me?
who else is he talking abt
hmm




