al-general

[regal turret]

are those things old or something

i've been into mesugakis recently only

[regal turret]

idk any popular things about them

[compact hound]

Damn

[stark fox]

Russian Brick Spy

[surreal lagoon]

that is NOT kawakaze

[surreal lagoon]

CLOTHING

[meager marsh]

Brick?

[stark fox]

She dumb

[regal turret]

https://youtu.be/sNuZViBHQ3U?si=q4snFXthwjBUAGZx @compact hound

[compact hound]

Looks Kawakaze enough to me

[meager marsh]

Oh

[stark fox]

Dumb like brick

[errant kettle]

The fandom is a nothing burger 😭

[rain valley]

Kronk dumb? eh, she makes a good cow at least

[meager marsh]

no no it is

You’re crazy

[stark fox]

Dumb as a spy, anyway.
Her schtick always kinda bothered me

[compact hound]

How much the meat sells?

[surreal lagoon]

.

[rain valley]

not for sale
all mine

[errant kettle]

Very cute tho

[stark fox]

“I am the Spymaster of the Northern Parliament”
“FUCK STEALTH! JUST PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!”

[compact hound]

Gib me beef den

[errant kettle]

Not gonna do it tho

[meager marsh]

My first thought was lesbian when I read the identity. Damn

[analog stag]

Pin was the Ru skin banned because Ru is a minor

[rain valley]

Punching is the best stealth

[stark fox]

The who?

[compact hound]

Ah yes

[analog stag]

the to love ru skin

[stark fox]

[compact hound]

Best stealth method is the eliminate the witnesses

[sage basin]

heh. hehe.

[analog stag]

from the older collab

[stark fox]

Oh, you mean Darkness

[blissful oxide]

damn

[stark fox]

Yes

[stark fox]

And cuz she’s very naked under there

[blissful oxide]

haven't seen chat being active in a while

[errant kettle]

Tf she loves kamen rider?

[analog stag]

you're going to have to ban Kotori as well

[stark fox]

We have a “No Stripping” rule

[blissful oxide]

but well I'ma go to sleep, see ya

[compact hound]

Steel Behemoth

[meager marsh]

aw maannnnnn

Mogador won’t be happy about that

[stark fox]

Is that the rabbit ghost Loli?

[trim gyro]

I'm gonna do it

[errant kettle]

Not in Mogador room tho

[surreal lagoon]

#1 waif

[analog stag]

red hair girl

[full cypress]

Banned because the looks and the action being done in the skin, very likely this.

[analog stag]

she's 13-15

[compact hound]

Rabbit ghost loli, I fucking can't 😭

[regal turret]

china server

[stark fox]

Let me see it

[sage basin]

Oh. Pin.

Someone called me gay

[compact hound]

[regal turret]

the best

[stark fox]

You are

[sage basin]

nou

[regal turret]

would

[limpid saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/hip-thrust-funny-dance-mr-bean-johnny-english-rowan-atkinson-gif-7946190075431113369

[full cypress]

they aint wrong.

[stark fox]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[surreal lagoon]

lol

[stark fox]

Prolly fine

[sage basin]

wtf this rapi rip off?

[surreal lagoon]

she do be cute

[lost frigate]

damn a lot of thiccness going on there

[compact hound]

The consequences of Azur Lane Inflation ™

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/date-a-live-dal-anime-yoshino-himekawa-yoshino-gif-9333962456575948618

[compact hound]

She's NOT that BIG

[stark fox]

See

[regal turret]

ts sucks bro

[stark fox]

Ghost rabbit Loli

[pastel oracle]

She came out before Rapi so Rapi is the ripoff

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[compact hound]

She's not a ghost 😭

[sage basin]

ok found my edit folder

[stark fox]

Pretty sure she is, right?

[surreal lagoon]

no

[stark fox]

IDK someone just briefly explained Date A Live to me and explained her as ghost rabbit Loli

[compact hound]

No? They're very much corporeal

[meager marsh]

Why do they want BIG BOOBS. AZUR LANE MAKE THEM THEIR ACTUAL SIZE PLEASASEEEEE

[serene elm]

oh Yoshino? she is cute

[compact hound]

I'M YOSHINOING IT

[analog stag]

she's a spirit

[serene elm]

avearage AL moment

[regal turret]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G4n6bx5aQAA4G9-.gif

[sage basin]

I only know Date a Live from the doujins

[analog stag]

all of them are spirits

[trim gyro]

I'm remembering that Yami once had a taiyaki accidentally... inserted... that she had stuffed into the MC's mouth

[rain valley]

AL has been big boobs for years
chill

[compact hound]

...

[meager marsh]

They should make a small and big boobie toggle /j

[surreal lagoon]

thats NOT good

[full cypress]

they all are spirits

[stark fox]

Is this Yoshino girl in there?

[compact hound]

Aight

[meager marsh]

I want SMALL AND MEDIUM BOOBS FOR THE COLLAB CHARACTERS!!!!!!

[compact hound]

Best DaL op?

[stark fox]

Didn’t actually check the collab

Was busy sleeping

[sage basin]

i know. none of them are good.

[rain valley]

cool
find another game then

[surreal lagoon]

those are medium

[stark fox]

And playing Horse girls

[compact hound]

In your opinion, which OP of DaL is the best

[sage basin]

all the characters look mid lol

[compact hound]

I'M DYING MAKING ACES 😭

[trim gyro]

and she's been to a planet full of tentacle monsters... she didn't like it very much

[sage basin]

except the gothic lolita one. she stands out.

[limpid saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-27377993

[surreal lagoon]

I was confused when I first downloaded uma

[meager marsh]

dude seriously. I was joking around but THATS your first reaction to “make them their actual original size”?

Okay

[sage basin]

and the blue one with the giant green rabbit hoodie

[surreal lagoon]

I COULDNT FIND CUTE ICE GIRL AND THE RICE GIRL

[earnest condor]

I just wanna get tohka

[light fable]

I shall blow my grocery money on the skins in this collab

[stark fox]

I’m just gonna run My Amazon from last Champions meet

[surreal lagoon]

so I deleted it

[full cypress]

It's a cringe love comedy anime where the cringe and useless MC, has to date/do happort with the girls that are spirits so they dont go crazy and destroy the earth.

The MC is so damn useless and cringe that i gave up on the anime on the third or fourth episode.

[rain valley]

wasn't clear it was a joke, but ok

[stark fox]

She’s gonna get dumpstered

[meager marsh]

Okay but you didn’t need to say it like that whatever

[regal turret]

how, he went for both teams

[stark fox]

Okay but what about the boats though?

[compact hound]

I have Grass Wonder, Taishin, and Mcqueen...

Tried matching on the cm chat if the official server...

My umas are washed! How tf am I supposed to win against S rank umas 😭

[surreal lagoon]

umm...

[rain valley]

say the fact the game does big boobs?

[trim gyro]

watch TLR instead, MC gets all the girls because he's apparently the only genuinely nice guy in the world

[full cypress]

The girls should be quite good, it's the only good thing there, the story is less cringe on the VN

[stark fox]

[surreal lagoon]

I DONT KNOW HOW TO NAVAGIATE THE GAME

[light fable]

We are going to show the DAL main dude what commander is capable of.

[stark fox]

You gotta whale

[compact hound]

Nimble Navigator

[limpid saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-gif-18226211

[jaunty adder]

[surreal lagoon]

@stark fox CLOTHING HOW DO U GET CUTE ICE GIRL

[tired crown]

[meager marsh]

They also can do small boobs what do you mean? They’ve done it before and still can but they don’t as much even if it doesn’t fit the original character design lol huh

[tired crown]

Why yelling

[late shale]

Hmm

[compact hound]

From what I heard, Yoshino is accumulation

[novel bobcat]

https://www.dlsite.com/home/work/=/product_id/RJ01507968.html
oh hey its Joffre

[full cypress]

If there's one collab MC that deserves netorare it's him

[stark fox]

Meanwhile I’m trying to do that DST achievement.
Cuz I need stamina sparks

[stark fox]

You keep resetting until you get her.

[meager marsh]

That’s one pretty horse

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[late shale]

Hmm

[surreal lagoon]

oh

[jaunty adder]

get back in the grill

[compact hound]

Wish for Rent a GF collab so we can cuck the mc there

[light fable]

69 tripalms! 68 thrusts!

Perfected during time in the Sakura empire

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gif-3186303420582212624

[tired crown]

[stark fox]

Delete your account stuff and then you should be able to start again, skipping the tutorial

[surreal lagoon]

I will download the game again and pray that u help me

[limpid saffron]

[compact hound]

Foolish mistake

[surreal lagoon]

in several hours

so if I ping u then

dont kill me

[compact hound]

AIM HIGHER

[jaunty adder]

birb will be our thanksgiving dinner

[full cypress]

Uma global dint reached this level of crazyness yet, right.

[compact hound]

HIT IT WITH SHIDO'S GENDERBENT PERSONA

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-i-cant-promise-ill-try-the-simpsons-gif-16779648

[stark fox]

Nope

[surreal lagoon]

yay

[compact hound]

SHIDO WILL NOT BE SAFE FROM SKK RIZZ

[surreal lagoon]

have some cute girl

why does she look like shes watching shikikan have seggs

[light fable]

Shido becomes a femboy in Shikkans presence

[rain valley]

she walked in on it

[surreal lagoon]

she joining in

[stark fox]

Cards

[compact hound]

He canonically got genderbent at one point

[meager marsh]

You think there’ll be people who complain about the mc getting overshadowed by the commander and having his girls stolen or whatever

[regal turret]

there are azur lane cards/???

[trim gyro]

we had that already

[regal turret]

tf

[surreal lagoon]

so robbable

[rain valley]

actually wait no
she walked in on Enterprise changing

[surreal lagoon]

CLOTHING THATS A FORTUNE

SELL THOSE AND UR RICH

[hearty salmon]

Weget it , you gacha

[lost frigate]

shiny

[compact hound]

Literally investment lol

[hearty salmon]

Weiss schwartz

[surreal lagoon]

enty and shikikan

seggs

[hearty salmon]

Can’t afford weiss atm

[stark fox]

Yes.
2 sets of Weiss Schwartz and an official game you can only get in Taiwan or something

[meager marsh]

no otto von Alvensleben :( still cool though

[full cypress]

something i have been thinking and forgot to say last time u posted cards.
u know about the transformation some card games have right, like MTG has it, pokemon has it.
AL dont have it for retrofits

[rain valley]

nah just Enty
Enty's a big les for Belfast

[hearty salmon]

I have 411 left in my scc

[hearty salmon]

I get paid end of november

[hearty salmon]

China

[compact hound]

Idk... Did we have someone complain about cucking ToLoveRu mc?

[stark fox]

Nah, they just have them in base outfits.

[full cypress]

AL cardgame could have said transformations for retrofits and for META, META could be something like a mega evolution

[regal turret]

is albacore there

her base is amazing

[stark fox]

They even come signed

[wheat cosmos]

[meager marsh]

Not sure but I think they also did that for the last collab we had too LMAO

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[hearty salmon]

I SEE YOU

[trim gyro]

pretty sure we did, but considering what that fandom is into probably not too many

[surreal lagoon]

seggs

[hearty salmon]

I SEE YOU ADMIN

[stark fox]

She’s in the first set

[rain valley]

gay seggs

[surreal lagoon]

CLOTHING

UR A PERSON?

[regal turret]

cool af

[wheat cosmos]

Yes they exist

[lost frigate]

whoa Yukana Implacable?!

[regal turret]

https://tenor.com/view/mutsuki-asagi-asagi-mutsuki-mutsuki-asagi-hina-gif-13900568187712872961

[stark fox]

That’s just a skin suit

[compact hound]

Just tell them Shido ain't safe from SKK rizz lol

[surreal lagoon]

o

[hearty salmon]

@stark fox if I buy a loose box whats the chance I can land a signed

[stark fox]

Low AF

[hearty salmon]

I’m guaranteed 3 hits in a box

[compact hound]

Gotta maintain the genderbent Shido agenda

[hearty salmon]

Genshin low?

[stark fox]

Only 3 Signed cards in a pallet

[limpid saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27161863

[stark fox]

Which is like… 10-20 boxes

[hearty salmon]

A pallet meaning a case?

[full cypress]

Its less than 1 per box

[surreal lagoon]

o no

[meager marsh]

was there a genderbent shido in the anime or something

[compact hound]

Pretty sure there is

[hearty salmon]

Are you refering to cases or box

Cus to my knowledge

[stark fox]

You get 3 shiny cards in a box.
3 Signed cards in a case/Pallet/Whayeverthefucktheycallrd

[compact hound]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-date-a-life-shido-shiori-gif-19975190

[stark fox]

I got really lucky and pulled 2 in like 4 boxes

[surreal lagoon]

woahh

[hearty salmon]

Master case = 3 Case= 72 boxes = 72*12

[meager marsh]

WOW…. They should’ve kept him a girl honestly even if he didn’t like it cuz he seems like a looossserrrr and would become way more awesome as a girl

[void oak]

best emulator for azur lane? bluestacks, mumu player keeps freezing

[trim gyro]

there is a genderbent Rito and we're never getting that one either, even if they do a second collab they'll just give us the other girls

[stark fox]

These two, specifically

[full cypress]

yeah i was refering to box average not the case

[hearty salmon]

So in 24 boxes there are 3 signed cards

[meager marsh]

[hearty salmon]

So I’m looking at 1 in 8 boxes for a signed

If I do my math right

230 for a box

[lost frigate]

insane luck

[stark fox]

From like… 4-5 boxes

[hearty salmon]

A case has 24

[serene elm]

Pola

[lost frigate]

are signed cards always on the alternate/skin art?

[compact hound]

Shido is fine ig?

Not as bad as Kazuya doe, but the bar is fucking abysmal kekw

[hearty salmon]

24*230= 5520

[stark fox]

Yes. Except for some reprints

Like NJ

[trim gyro]

Rito gets transformed into all sorts of shit, bodyswapped a few times... it's that sort of anime

[hearty salmon]

So I need to burn 2.5months salary

[hearty salmon]

Or 2 morgages

[meager marsh]

Oh… who’s Kazuya

[stark fox]

This one only has 1 variant

[hearty salmon]

All that UR just to have only 500

[compact hound]

Funny headcanon on why the DaL collab skins are inflated

[hearty salmon]

Kashino’s milk

Boom

[compact hound]

Natsumi buffed them

[stark fox]

Her normal version is 10k IIRC

[hearty salmon]

Who tf is natalia

[compact hound]

I'm dead serious, she can do that

[hearty salmon]

Jesus

Anyways given how I have a 10 year car payment at 500 a month

[lavish oracle]

this adulting stuff is tiring

[regal turret]

i will fucking kill myself, i got another random ass UR i don't care about and i'm not close to get my whyday

[hearty salmon]

I will be omegacucked

[compact hound]

Her first appearance in the anime iirc is some mature witch themed spirit only to be a fucking loli kekw

[lavish oracle]

lowkey wanna learn and master tax evasion

[lavish oracle]

like those rich bankers on wall street

[hearty salmon]

Moggy booba

Mom

[regal turret]

ulrich von hutten this time

[hearty salmon]

Thats why its called adulting

[lavish oracle]

too edgy, brodie

shit like that will get me muted

[hearty salmon]

Cus ur lessening to be an adult and not some rucko ducko 24 yr old YN

Learning*

[regal turret]

i'm edgy

[lavish oracle]

nah imma learn tax evasion

[hearty salmon]

Hell yeah

[regal turret]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-utsumi-aoba-aoba-utsumi-blue-archive-aoba-aoba-blue-archive-gif-12123351572299394069

[lavish oracle]

my government already misuse our taxes

so why bother pay tax at all

[torn aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/date-a-live-dal-anime-kurumi-tokisaki-kurumi-gif-14098085174338638557

[weak parrot]

russian flavoured people

[hearty salmon]

So if my math is right

[stark fox]

Damn, look at that glow up

[hearty salmon]

1/24 chance to hit a signed

[hearty salmon]

Damn look at those boobs

[hearty salmon]

5% chance

Not bad

[compact hound]

That's her ability

Transformation

[hearty salmon]

I’ll wait till I pull in 5k a month post tax

[compact hound]

Original appearance is the loli

[stark fox]

So she’s still a Loli?

[modern dew]

banner cleared finally

[weak parrot]

she went from a loli to a taller loli with bigger breasts

[compact hound]

Yes

[stark fox]

Damn

[regal turret]

🤤

[hearty salmon]

Schrodinger’s loli

[stark fox]

Only headpats for her then

[compact hound]

Can also apply the ability to others

[stark fox]

[compact hound]

Hence why the funny headcanon lol

[hearty salmon]

Good man pin

Good man.

[lusty marsh]

thats clever

[stark fox]

We do not lewd the Loli’s. We Headpat them

[hearty salmon]

I wonder why HSR or hoyo games dont have a weiss schwartz

[sleek cape]

Get this man a true

[hearty salmon]

I just steer clear

[lusty marsh]

[compact hound]

Iirc, there's also an episode where the other spirits turned loli because of her (pre-seal)

[hearty salmon]

So many big MILFS

[weak parrot]

because they know weiss schwartz cards are stupid ideas

[hearty salmon]

AUGHHHHHH

[lusty marsh]

Truth nuke

[stark fox]

They make enough on their own to FUND a card game.

[sleek cape]

Thanks lane

[regal turret]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-girl-girl-smile-smug-gif-8645837818159986657

[lusty marsh]

No problem north Dakota

[compact hound]

Too bad we don't have Natsumi in the collab line up

[sleek cape]

[azure tangle]

Wife spotted

[stark fox]

Many wives

[hearty salmon]

Is it popular tho

[hearty salmon]

YOU TRAITOR

[sleek cape]

How DDs should look

[hearty salmon]

YOU SAID YOU’D HEADPAT THEM

[stark fox]

They are for headpats

[tired crown]

Trafalgar

[hearty salmon]

LIAR

[stark fox]

They are safe from being scrapped

[hearty salmon]

Oh

[compact hound]

NaToRi

[sleek cape]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

shi wrong reference?

[stark fox]

Reminder that Oaths ≠ Marriage in AL.

[compact hound]

I think it was pin that likes meaty dragon tails lol

[hearty salmon]

Eh right one but improperly applied

[meager marsh]

why

[hearty salmon]

I give you a B for it

[stark fox]

I like many dragons

[tired crown]

An oath to never scrap them

[stark fox]

Cuz China

[meager marsh]

Oh…….

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-china-gif-284632875632280687

[rain valley]

one of Pin's many headcanons
of course it's marriage

just can't be called it

[lavish oracle]

where china boats?

[neon coral]

sup chat

[tired crown]

[lavish oracle]

need big tiddy chinese baddies

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/run-godzilla-run-its-godzilla-austin-powers-goldmember-gif-25863420

[hearty salmon]

Well shit then why’d I spend 10k on a wedding with my mumomma

[neon coral]

I did something stupid

[hearty salmon]

Checks out

Damn

11:54APM

[weak parrot]

that's what happens when you oath NJ

[compact hound]

Reminds me I have to do something lmaooooooo

[neon coral]

I retired the my only copy of 410

[lusty marsh]

Whats the difference

[compact hound]

I got fucking sidetracked

[hearty salmon]

I gotta send my mom and siblings tommorow

[compact hound]

Cya

[rain valley]

there's no difference, just the name
because Chinese game didn't want to endorse poly

[hearty salmon]

Going up thailand in december

[neon coral]

U-410

[hearty salmon]

I’ll see if I can’t bag an azur lane fig at their market

[regal turret]

marriage. now.

[stark fox]

Legality

Probably

[hearty salmon]

Saw a few going for 1k baht

[stark fox]

[meager marsh]

yeah that’s just sad

[stark fox]

Reminder that boat girls don’t have rights

[hearty salmon]

Chinailty

[lusty marsh]

Interesting

[weak parrot]

i hope you get bagged

[lusty marsh]

[meager marsh]

WOAH BUDDY

[hearty salmon]

Cus those mofos are on a different plane of reality

[meager marsh]

SLOW DOWN….

[rain valley]

it is what it is

[hearty salmon]

I do too

[neon coral]

I retired my U-410

[lusty marsh]

the boat rights act of 1945

[regal turret]

nobody can stop me from doing laffey

[lavish oracle]

🤨 📸 screenshotted and reported to the mods

time's ticking

[neon coral]

now I can't get her again

[meager marsh]

NOOOOO !!!!

[lavish oracle]

nice

[sleek cape]

Where’s the underwear

[sleek cape]

FEMBOYYYYYYYYYYYY

[neon coral]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[lusty marsh]

under where

[weak parrot]

it's okay, you don't have rights either

[lavish oracle]

[stark fox]

Dargons

[meager marsh]

They don’t like

[regal turret]

you should pin this

[sleek cape]

all roads lead to Rome

[compact hound]

Does that mean I can do questionable things to the Queen?

Like, yeeting her?

[tired crown]

Holy dragoons

[meager marsh]

Dragons and. Creature thing

[compact hound]

Wait, can SKK even lift a kanse- eh probably

[stark fox]

Secondary question.
Will they go to jail if they retaliate?

[lusty marsh]

all roads lead to azur lane

[lusty marsh]

depends on the jurisdiction

[compact hound]

Third question.
Will they risk the timeline getting pruned?

[neon coral]

now I can't get a copy of U-410

[stark fox]

Prolly

[meager marsh]

No one has rights in azur lane so you’re free to hurt and get hurt trust

[compact hound]

Okay flowey

[lusty marsh]

then we should pass some rights

a bill of rights i might say....

[tired crown]

Wonder how sistership girls feel watching their sisters be oathed

[meager marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/slashing-attacking-slash-withering-vibrating-gif-26298938

[compact hound]

Republic Act of 69420 Anti-Naval Abuse Law

[stark fox]

Depends on the girl.
Most of them likely supportive

[meager marsh]

No flowey

[rain valley]

honestly, even if the shipgirls were considered full people
we're talking WW2 era
women's rights were kinda... not really a thing then anyways

[spice dove]

... the game does not take place during ww2 tbf

[trim gyro]

some of them would ask to share

[compact hound]

Idk man, I'm not messing with a woman with fucking big guns

[meager marsh]

It doesn’t take place during ww2 I’m pretty sure

[meager marsh]

Yeah that’s like really stupid LMAO

[lusty marsh]

yeah it takes place during WW1

[full cypress]

do not look at what japan did in ww2

[sleek cape]

I don’t wanna get shot by a 16 inch gun idk n about yall

[surreal lagoon]

mmm

[compact hound]

Man, maybe you can get away with just a punch but idk man

[stark fox]

And enough strength to snap your femur

[rain valley]

altnernate history blended timeline WW2 thingy

[meager marsh]

yayyy another notification

[surreal lagoon]

yes

[spice dove]

let's be real, most nations did some heinous shit then, but that's not what we're here for or arguing about

[compact hound]

Not only a kansen can obliterate you

[sleek cape]

LeBron James

Oh dear LeBron

[compact hound]

They'll get the sympathy and not you

[lusty marsh]

Where

[meager marsh]

Just baby

[regal turret]

hot

[neat matrix]

Is date a live next

[stark fox]

Oh she cute

[meager marsh]

[tired crown]

Need a shipgirl to fucking ball in basketball

[compact hound]

cold

[meager marsh]

YES!!!!

[stark fox]

[full cypress]

Some still do and are planning to do

[lusty marsh]

maryland

[neon coral]

I want to put myself in a chokehold

[regal turret]

warm actually

[dull sigil]

Light carrier Yoshino?

[meager marsh]

I will collect all the cuties so they can get pat

[compact hound]

SHE'S CUTE

i mean always has been but STILL

[neon coral]

man I wish I can do Perma events again

[dull sigil]

Maybe she would have been a decent CVL

[stark fox]

Cute = Pat.
Hot = Lewd and Pat.
Roon = Hug

[meager marsh]

Which ones

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/ant-gif-25600808

[neat matrix]

Who excited for this collab

[compact hound]

Also her rigging is nice

[teal grail]

Me

[neon coral]

the ones that gives you a ship

[compact hound]

Cute and cold

[meager marsh]

So true

[tired crown]

Oh a trap jaw ant

[neon coral]

I want my U-410 back

[meager marsh]

You can’t do those again?

[compact hound]

What if

[dull sigil]

Some may did some are not

[compact hound]

Cute and hot?

[meager marsh]

Why did you retire her

[neon coral]

if their already done

[meager marsh]

Cant you drop them from the map though

[neon coral]

I was cleaning dock

[spice dove]

u-410 is only obtainable from a permanent mini event, so... you're just cooked now

[compact hound]

Roonba

[regal turret]

asanagi, laffey, le malin, long island, hu pen, I-58,maillé brézé, vampire, kasumi, I-56 all goes to the hot

[lusty marsh]

roonba

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-no-excuse-gif-24460693

[meager marsh]

Ohhhh wait. Is it from the mission event

[placid gulch]

omg

[full cypress]

I need to buy Asanagi skin

[regal turret]

me too

[tawny zenith]

Laffey will never leave my fleet

[lusty marsh]

Roon got her own category

[placid gulch]

who's the pretty girl with the white hair

[regal turret]

based

neither she'll leave mine

[compact hound]

Origami Tobichi

[meager marsh]

You need to be a little more specific

[neon coral]

a Shido simp

[placid gulch]

she's cute

[rain valley]

can you ban or mute or whatever that guy? he's been that kind of in-your-face lolicon all morning

[compact hound]

https://tenor.com/view/degenerate-pee-pee-bark-barking-awooo-gif-14230342513143905844

[tawny zenith]

A horny shido simp

[meager marsh]

FREAK

[compact hound]

She's a horny shido simp

[pastel oracle]

Not just this morning either, past several days

[modern dew]

sometimes i vault over short shipgirls

[neon coral]

yeah yeah she canonically touch herself while having a shido book

[rain valley]

oof, I only noticed him this morning

[compact hound]

Ayqgabwhagahhsbssgshhes

[tawny zenith]

I know hahaha

[trim gyro]

if you meet a girl who does this, take her for a walk in the woods and tie her to a tree, then leave

[meager marsh]

They probably won’t unless he starts harassing/bullying people or something

[stark fox]

Has he been saying blatantly he wants to fuck them?

[tawny zenith]

Very fair

[compact hound]

If it's a stranger, pretend to not see shit

[tawny zenith]

I even have a standee of her oath skin i found nearby

[meager marsh]

oh yeah or that. He hasn’t done that from what I know

[neon coral]

Well then

[compact hound]

If it's your partner though, why not?

[neon coral]

The ones that I don't have is the new ssss girls

[meager marsh]

YOU’RE GONNA LET HER STARVE AND DIE??? MONSTER….

[regal turret]

not really

[neon coral]

But like hell it I'll rerun the 3rd time

[rain valley]

I think he's said lewd them once or twice
I have him on ignore now

[trim gyro]

she's probably got a phone, she can call for help

[meager marsh]

:(((( bbut yhat mewn

[neon coral]

Man I wish I can do U-410 mini event again

[compact hound]

Idk man

That guy lack restraint lol

[meager marsh]

We don’t always get what we wish for….

[compact hound]

He'll probably sob in relation to lolis sooner or later lol

[stark fox]

Sadly if someone isn’t hyper blatant about it, we can’t really do much. Except for call him disgusting and shame his existence

[regal turret]

that's literally my idea

[compact hound]

...

[trim gyro]

some people are into that

[modern dew]

can you ban someone if their fit is trash

[meager marsh]

Need to hold him down if he gets too feral

[neon coral]

Yeah I know
There is no Shido in every DAL collab
Except that Danmachi game but it's a rerun

[rain valley]

worst I saw him say was something like "lolicon and proud" when exposed for emotes on the littles

[tawny zenith]

Huh

[regal turret]

i find it funny

[compact hound]

Like bro, we know you're a lolicon. But atleast show some restraint

[full cypress]

U mean like this?

[tawny zenith]

Why cant they just put shidos fem version in xd

[compact hound]

Nice one

[neon coral]

I'm a Shidocon and Proud

[modern dew]

natori? really?

[meager marsh]

That seems like it would break a few rules itself

[modern dew]

ah HELL naw

[neon coral]

Nah I like Shido more than Shiori

[compact hound]

Mf caught in 4k

[meager marsh]

But why

Women good

[modern dew]

epstein would be disappointed

[regal turret]

i do sometimes

[neon coral]

Because I like Shido more

[tawdry fern]

Ok so, what if starting from now, all collab characters are just SR's.

[rain valley]

oof, sobber yeah that's an issue

[neon coral]

Nah

[meager marsh]

Crazy, you’re banned for that idea

[compact hound]

I did tell him to not do the loli jokes

[meager marsh]

Don’t ever mutter a word again

[tawdry fern]

It seems that's where is going and god I hope I'm wrong.

[tawny zenith]

But what if we make them all urs instead

[mental swift]

This is already happening

[mental swift]

No fuck no

They aren't worth it

[compact hound]

Balance is fucked

[full cypress]

They will all be SSR at least this year they have been, and if it did worked correctly we may even see UR at some point, it will likely have a different pity or something different to it.

[mental swift]

At all

make them rare instead

[atomic dew]

Caught in 4K

[meager marsh]

I would die

[tawdry fern]

UR Chun-Li.

[rain valley]

does anyone care about 'balance'?

[tawdry fern]

Make it happen Manjuu.

[neon coral]

Man I hope a Iowa ship will be in the next USS UR event

[mental swift]

SF in a ship game no.

[stark fox]

TBF that’s cuz we’ve mostly gotten the “Mini-Collabs”

[mental swift]

please YOSTAR never make Collab UR

[static kernel]

apparently kotori has huge tits in her swimsuit skin

[mental swift]

i will review bomb the game if you do so

[meager marsh]

The big boy collabs won’t have only SSR’s… hopefully

[compact hound]

SR in EN is gold right?

[static kernel]

now get mad

[meager marsh]

Or UR’s that would be worse

[mental swift]

Yes

[tawny zenith]

Imagine if they made kurumi a ur for this one

[mental swift]

They will have... ELITES!!!!!

[meager marsh]

GRERR BIG TITIES SUCK I WANT ORIGINAL SMALL TITS

[trim gyro]

normally we get one elite as milestone reward, one in the build pool

[mental swift]

they already announced kurumi as SR

[rain valley]

the only collab I've ever cared for was Yumia, because HELLO!!!

[mental swift]

tf you on

[meager marsh]

[tawny zenith]

I know bit shes worth the ur spot lets be real here

[meager marsh]

WOMEENNNN

[mental swift]

no not at all

[compact hound]

🍩

[mental swift]

Collab UR ❌

[meager marsh]

Okay true

[full cypress]

They started it with Yumia, and it kinda worked there, the problem was it being a double collab that hurt a lot of people that dint already had Ryza

[tawny zenith]

RIGHT

and maybe make the twins elite or something

[tawdry fern]

Capcom let fucking RE collab with NIKKE, all girls got caked up for that collab. And SF just by itself is horny af and anyone who tries to deny it is crazy. Specially with 6 were they released those swimsuit skins as prime gooner bait.

[trim gyro]

collab units as UR would just be silly, we've already got meta relevant collab units and none of them are UR

[meager marsh]

aw man

[full cypress]

But i hope they keep the SSR as the minimum rarity for collab, if it's too hard to get the ships, just make something for it to become easier

[tawny zenith]

I don got the cubes for this shi man

[mental swift]

RE has guns, NIKKE has guns, so it makes sense

SF in a shipgirl game on the other hand makes zero sense

[tawdry fern]

Dead or Alive.

[stark fox]

Nikke is higher profile than AL

[tawny zenith]

Sf?

[stark fox]

Much higher profile

[mental swift]

what

[rain valley]

Star Trek collab

[mental swift]

which characters

[trim gyro]

RE has some nice girls, but honestly most of the fandom just wants the sausages

[full cypress]

It's not about the color/high rarity, but about the raw stats and how strong the skills are.
Elites are mostly dog shit raw stats, and even if they have a very strong skill in the end it either becomes very niche / stat stick shipgirl or its literally unnusable.

[mental swift]

much higher profile while being 4 years younger to azur lane

[compact hound]

Raritism

[tawdry fern]

Kasumi, Marie Rose, Honoka, Tamaki and some from the Venus Vacation spin-off.

[meager marsh]

They want…. Sausages? Girl sausage? Sorry I read this out of context and thought of that

[stark fox]

More money does that

[compact hound]

What's next?

Rarity slurs?

[teal girder]

you

[full cypress]

I blame the powercreep if they dint made UR ships it wouldnt be a problem

[meager marsh]

Please no

[still dome]

Guys if Kotori isn't announced I'll lose my mind

[meager marsh]

UR’s are sometimes easier to get than SSR’s or below

[mental swift]

oh yeah niche fighting game collabs with niche shipgirl game, so makes sense

[spice dove]

kotori has been announced already tho

[meager marsh]

Just because they’re guaranteed though

[compact hound]

Gasoline (UR)

[rain valley]

Trek collab please

[full cypress]

im not talking about that

[mental swift]

You're true

[meager marsh]

After a certain amount of pulls

[dull sigil]

Also UR is an massive RNG to get.

Releasing any collab ship as UR right now is a death sentence as there will be another UR event at Dec

[meager marsh]

What were you trying to say

[still dome]

Has she?

[spice dove]

check the pins in the livestream chat

[meager marsh]

Livestream

[still dome]

Oh peak

[rain valley]

heck, Star Trek Online did an April Fools thing and it was hilarious

[still dome]

I'm happy now thanks guys

[teal girder]

cat

[full cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1392864473949409400/FA350DDB1F8FB59D2F3E12EDD05F9CFA.gif

[teal girder]

with champog

[trim gyro]

collab ships should never be at risk of being better than regular shipgirls, because they're limited

[meager marsh]

Yeah but like. SSR’s don’t get guaranteed after a certain amount of pulls so that’s why I said that

[copper mist]

#date-a-live-livestream-discussion she got a skin too
In the pins

[meager marsh]

UR’s are still okay to have

[tawdry fern]

Anyways, next year High School DxD fr fr. ||Watch them collab with Highschool of the Dead instead, still a win.||

[rain valley]

no high school collab please

[full cypress]

The talk was never about if they are easier or not to obtain.
And about how shit Elites are when compared to URs, if UR dint exist Elites wouldnt look so bad.

[meager marsh]

what is that

[spice dove]

let's be real, elites were bad before URs were a thing

[tawdry fern]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-gif-27498824

[static kernel]

anyone who uses reddit here, do you agree with the people there who dislike boobflation

[buoyant hornet]

Yoshino

[full cypress]

If i have to waste my cubes and time/coins on a shipgirl, she better not be a shit Elite ship

[rain valley]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[neon coral]

The one with the boobs dodged a sniper bullet

[static kernel]

specifically everyone having to have big boobs bigger than their heads unless they're the token loli?

[meager marsh]

maybe? But SSR’s are still above elites so they’d just make them wayyyy better than elites and therefore make them suck in comparison anyway

[spice dove]

on-model is nicer, but considering that the author signed off on this who am i to judge

[trim gyro]

why are you trying to import reddit drama

[static kernel]

because i feel vkntryy has a point

[meager marsh]

what

[full cypress]

The problem is not 1 rank above, but two

[pastel oracle]

That’s pretty much all he does

[spice dove]

people here already bitched about this before anyways, so not like it's being imported

[dull sigil]

And then you have SSR like Vic

Kewl

[meager marsh]

I don’t like boobflation but I don’t use Reddit (a lot nowadays actually it’s not like I’ve never used it at all) so. I only complain as a joke though

Or when I’m grumpy

[teal girder]

our weekly should be able to choose 3 purp or 1 gold bulin and problem solved

[dark solstice]

Never inflate with compressed air if that gets in your blood stream you are dead....

[teal girder]

at least collab ships no maxlb as event requirement

[tawdry fern]

You saw the Kotori post right? Keep it there dude.

[neon coral]

Honestly I want to eat Shido's cooking

[meager marsh]

Is he a good cook

[full cypress]

They just need to drop making Elite ships for events all together, keep all events as SSR and SSR + eventual UR.

[neon coral]

Yeah

[spice dove]

i might pull for character dupes to save bulins, because i... don't have enough. feels silly to do tho

[teal girder]

yeah bulin hell is real

[neon coral]

How do you think he is able to feed at least 13 mouths

[meager marsh]

I’ll be the judge of that…. heh….

[rain valley]

my genuine opinion:
game's been out for almost 10yrs
"boobflation" is just the game adapting to the general trend of thiccer being the beauty standard
if the game lasts another 10 years, we'll see the shipgirls change to whatever the new standard is

[spice dove]

but i also have 3k+ cubes so... i can afford to. i guess.

[amber garden]

I have too many purple bulins

[full cypress]

I think they stopped making rares in 2021 or smt, it's 2025 almost 2026, it's time to stop making Elites.

[spice dove]

oh yeah purple ones are abundant, i keep retiring them

[timid stump]

Wise words of a wise Commander.

[teal girder]

also possibility that you dont actually farm 5 copies of the map drop with shit rng

[static kernel]

would you want another suzutsuki style character tho

if that happened

[mental swift]

😡😡😡 they're good for collection

[teal girder]

we just got hatsu

[meager marsh]

They still kinda try to put in shipgirls for everyone’s type though, like people who don’t enjoy the dramatically big boobies and stuff, though theres not as much as the thicc obviously

[spice dove]

collection of what? dust?

[trim gyro]

I'm reminded of when people were saying that Lightning from FF13 had the ideal body
her actual designer called it a "body made for sex"
the girl has no curves

[amber garden]

Plus AL was going full goon mode since forever. Since when Azur Lane players are suddenly boob haters (plus it was approved by DaL creators, they could have vetoed it if it was unlike their tastes)

[static kernel]

hatsuzuki is 2023

[teal girder]

its last week...

[spice dove]

i already have max limit broken every ship in the game, i need the dock space

[mental swift]

yes 😡😡😡💢💢💢

[full cypress]

The collection Akashi makes of your money as you buy dock

[gaunt orchid]

Is six characters the most a collab has seen

[ancient mulch]

IT ITS HAPPENING, FINALLY

BROOOO TOHKAAAAAA

[rain valley]

she was the ideal standard then
still gorgeous, just not on-trend

[tawdry fern]

About the boobflation: I see people on the subreddit constantly bring up the Suzuya nurse skin to the point I'm sure it killed their grandmas, their dogs, burned their houses and is the fucking antichrist like HOLY SHIT.

[static kernel]

because maybe it turns out they dont actually want everyone to be huge boobs

they just want ccp to not bother al too much and for manjuu to decide boob sizes on their own terms

[spice dove]

technically 8 was the max once, but beyond that the max was 7

[pastel oracle]

It's funny because most of those people probably didn't know who Suzuya was

[mental swift]

me when normal skin to the bunny girl skin of taihou:

[neon coral]

Oh yeah here's the girls that didn't appear for the collab(look at my GOAT)

[full cypress]

boobflation is not new, it already existed back in 2020 or so

[still dome]

Where'd allat thickness come from 💀

[rain valley]

Jean Bart's a great example
still very slender, but definitely updated this many years later

[spice dove]

beta branch magic i guess

[amber garden]

[dull sigil]

Won't appear, AL dev are man racism

[neon coral]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-zapp-fry-shock-smile-gif-5917868

[viscid ruin]

and you guys said they’d never bring back the shinano skin

[trim gyro]

to be fair, she could smash down loadbearing walls and people alike with those boobs

[lament palm]

Wtf is man racist

[viscid ruin]

[static kernel]

truth be told i just dont like everyone having boobs that would break their backs

[teal girder]

foob

[static kernel]

so bigger than head

[amber garden]

Azur lane was pretty crazy with other skins and characters. DaL look pure compared to them

[dull sigil]

Like iirc only notable man in AL are Magister or sum

[mental swift]

malism

[viscid ruin]

foob

[static kernel]

its fine for some but not all

[lament palm]

Misandry is a word

Open the dictionary

[viscid ruin]

i will be buying

[neon coral]

The correct term is Misandrist

[tawny zenith]

I was shocked to see her and not mio in the collab

[gaunt orchid]

Those are E cups now

[copper mist]

Magic
Which is apparently canon to DAL

The loli enjoyers on Reddit are angry

[full cypress]

They are dozen of tons fat shipgirls, just a Z cup boob wont break their backs, they dont even age

[viscid ruin]

i need yoshino

[spice dove]

my wallet will not be happy with my decisions for this collab

[mental swift]

sorry english isn't my first language

[static kernel]

this is about suspension of disbelief

[tawny zenith]

Same

[spice dove]

... also not sure if i'd prefer kotori flat or not, but this is good anyways

[trim gyro]

reddit being angry is not news and not worth commenting on

[static kernel]

i can only stretch mine so far

[lament palm]

Not mine either but sure

[tawdry fern]

The boobflation to me is a thing that goes case per case so isn't inherently bad per say. Sometimes it works, sometimes is not that big of a deal (SUZUYA IS FINE SHUT UP) and other times is really weird like that Minneapolis cruise pass skin or Kotori who is the flatest character of the DAL cast and here is an expy of that Red Hood Rapi skin.

[full cypress]

I was shocked to see this collab and not a better IP

[lament palm]

Also, going from reddit to discord is like, both are shit

[tawny zenith]

Im happy with this one

[lament palm]

Just don't listen to either

[still dome]

I mean she looks better flat imo

[rain valley]

besides, the girls gotta eat right?

[dull sigil]

Mio is massive spoiler ig

[amber garden]

Those are pretty vanilla dal characters aka the most known. That's why we don't have natsumi, Nia and others. And who's Mia though

[meager marsh]

I don’t mind all that much tbh, it’s just that sometimes they look really off or ugly and sacrifice good design for sex appeal (like lion… girl needs pants or a skirt at least), whether it’s because they don’t have enough clothes on or it looks realllyyy awkward (eg. Trafalgar swimsuit skin looks weird/off to me)

[dull sigil]

No chance

[compact hound]

Natsumi buffed em lol

[lament palm]

And I mean both the reddit opinions and the opinions you'll get here

[ionic gulch]

[neon coral]

Those are
Flatty old Hag
Boohoo my if no one loves me I'll lock my emotions
I hate men except my Darling Shido
And
Natsumi

[amber garden]

Wait u meant Mio? The spoiler character that didn't even appear in anime?

[rain valley]

Warspite was no-panstu uniform looooong before Lion ever was

[compact hound]

I love how Natsumi is just Natsumi

[viscid ruin]

perfection

[meager marsh]

yeah honestly she also looks weird lol

[compact hound]

Sgwgawhbwhwavahvwbasvbebsehebeusnsb

[neon coral]

I rather not have Mio to appear in the Collab

[compact hound]

I'M YOSHINOING IT

[rain valley]

true lol
but at least it's not new

[tawny zenith]

Yes she does

[gaunt orchid]

Suzuya still looks jarring as that ain't like one cup increase thats like... five cups increase
...

[copper mist]

Discord is more classy in their upset

Reasonable takes instead of "I blame it all on Manjuu and hope this collab crashes and burns"

[lament palm]

It was expected but I guess we're only getting the cast of the first part

[neon coral]

But hey their VAs are in the Game already

[viscid ruin]

is there only 3 collab characters?

[copper mist]

6

[lament palm]

No, it is not. It really isn't

[gaunt orchid]

Who dare emote the bin for her!

[dull sigil]

Yamai twin as free map drop trust

[viscid ruin]

who’re the other 3

[copper mist]

Technically 7 since one ship is a twin ship

[tawdry fern]

It's crazy because is just the swimsuit skins, I gotta say the DAL girls look fucking amazing in their base designs to the point I don't feel like buying the skins as their base design illustrations are that good.

[lament palm]

Check #game-feedback

[neon coral]

Nia: FDG
Mukuro: Aoba
Miku: Z46 AKA Fize
Natsumi: Joffre

[sleek cape]

Dude I haven’t seen you in months

Holy

Where have you been

[amber garden]

I'm more interested, like Tohka still has her name does it mean she already met Shido? Did she got isekaied right before their first date?

[meager marsh]

That’s so true honestly but for the sake of kurumi…. And the fact that I’ve only bought one collab skin…. I will buy!!!!

[neon coral]

Nah

It'll explain

[amber garden]

[meager marsh]

They’ll have some sort of explanation for it

[tawdry fern]

Yeah the Kurumi one may be the exception because of the iconic lingerie.

[neon coral]

Honestly we are gonna see if they bring up Shido

[still dome]

Repulse has a crazy increase too

[amber garden]

Either way, another Collab character for harem (Idolmaster doesn't count they mid)

Jking

[meager marsh]

EXACTLY!!! I wish they made the one who isnt in the mirror also have the lingerie on though

At least she isn’t as visible lol

[viscid ruin]

i’m waiting for the mio reveal

[dull sigil]

Maybe mentioning but maybe at best they will mention him as "him"

[lament palm]

"Thank you for the ring commander, I can't wait to go back home and show my bf Shido"

[neon coral]

The one that i will guarantee to have a voiceline for Shido is Kotori

[cosmic forge]

im here to hear your hottest date a live takes

[neon coral]

Shido is genuinely a great character

[sleek cape]

Where have you been also

[still dome]

kotori best girl

[dull sigil]

Not into the series idk

[gaunt orchid]

I still recall they changed the affinity names for the idolmaster ship girls

[copper mist]

Life has been hectic and im more active in other servers
I pop in from time to time here mainly in #al-lore which is calmer then gen chat

May see me more often as I reignite my will to play AL and GFL2 more in depthly then grabbing the girls and leaving

[viscid ruin]

yoshino

[meager marsh]

Gasp!!!! How dare you!!!!! Preposterous!!!!!!!!!

[tawdry fern]

Oh my god- Have you seen how her main artist has drawn her in the last few years? I can't even pass the image because idk if is allowed, but I'm telling you, comparing the nurse skin to that? I can say the nurse skin NERFED HER.

[copper mist]

That was a Bandai Namco requirement iirc

[meager marsh]

What was it and what did they change it to?

[spice dove]

i mean, mechanically the same, you just can't rename them. which is weird on its own?? that collab felt kinda cheap in general besides that

[sleek cape]

Well good to see ya man

[amber garden]

Probably third Collab with Ellen. 2nd Collab would probably be Nia, natsumi, miku, mana and I guess the yellow one?

[neon coral]

If I say my actual hot take I will be saying spoilers that they didn't adapted in the anime yet

[spice dove]

"united" instead of "oath" is also a decision

[meager marsh]

That’s kinda weird

[dull sigil]

Imagine oathing Kotori

Commander×Commander real shit

[copper mist]

For the Idolmaster collab they renamed oath to something like pledge

Aka you sponsor them instead of wifing them

[meager marsh]

Oh LMAO that’s so weird what

[viscid ruin]

the yellow one

[copper mist]

Good to see you too!

[neon coral]

But here's my hot take that doesnt have LN spoiler

[copper mist]

Idol culture is toxic as all hell so it was a good call imo

[amber garden]

I think her name was mukuro? Makuro?

[tawdry fern]

The Franklin event got me so tired of the boobflation and the game being lewd dilemma because many of the complaints were so fucking stupid.
"That character would never do that!" BUDDY SHUT UP.

[gaunt orchid]

Friendly to friend
Crush to colleague
Love to partner
Stranger and dissapointed were not changed

[viscid ruin]

i’m spending all of my earnings on the skins

[copper mist]

I saw this feedback when they dropped it in AL lore

[trim gyro]

Idolmaster was also just poorly executed in general, the whole event was a mess

[meager marsh]

I see….

[rain valley]

Franklin was an instant-oath
not cause of the boobs (I mean, also hawt but not just)
genuinely fun character concept and voicelines

[tranquil mural]

I wasn't expecting a new collab that soon tbh

[lament palm]

Idols in general should go extinct

[meager marsh]

Was it really bad

[neon coral]

Yeah but Uma Musume exist

[amber garden]

Idk why people complain about fanservice in this game. It's like complaining that NIKKE has too much shaking ass

[lament palm]

Uma isn't idol, there's like one idol girl in the entire game

[copper mist]

Minase wouldve been an instant oath for me
If I didnt miss her event

[lament palm]

If anything, there's just outright girls who like you in Uma

[cosmic forge]

but all umas still perform the idol concerts

[lament palm]

I find the concerts whatever personally, I don't know why they even dance after winning a race

[copper mist]

I refuse to get into Umamusume

Girls are cute doe

[lament palm]

It's weird to me

[amber garden]

Isn't it like in Idolmaster too? Idk about that game I just read doujins, but aren't it and Kancolle one of the first Master love gachas?

[cosmic forge]

i dont think idolmaster has idols

[meager marsh]

The most I’ve had a problem with in this collab is kurumi’s thighs being too thick lol but it’s not much of a big deal since her default skin is the same as her og self

Oh yeah… and the fact that she didn’t get a BUNNY SKIN AZUR LANE WHHHYYY

[amber garden]

[lament palm]

The difference is, having a relationship with an Uma wouldn't mean death threats and harassment

[gaunt orchid]

Who has ever deliberately gotten a ship girl to dissapointed

[tawdry fern]

I remember when the Bismarck christmas skin was shown and so many guys were like "BISMARCK WOULD NEVER WEAR THAT!" and then the skin comes out and she's in a private setting with the SKK and it was apparently a suggestion from Eugen.

[amber garden]

Nah, her lingerie is too iconic. I wanted more clones though

[lament palm]

Also, Umas don't really, emotionally blackmail their fans to create weird parasocial environments

[meager marsh]

she looks way too cute to complain about that

[amber garden]

Gacha does it for them

[copper mist]

Biscuit fell for the trick Eugen set up

[amber garden]

Also gambling

[cosmic forge]

idk the uma cult is kinda weird

[lament palm]

Being parasocial with gacha is weird in itself too, but I still prefer predatory gambling over manipulative women

[copper mist]

Can confirm
Being manipulated isn't pog

[lament palm]

The fans of gacha games are weird

[trim gyro]

music mix was terrible, minigame was unplayable for most people and the actual event stages have you dealing with enemy girls that don't die because that wasn't allowed, so you had to wait for them to leave the screen when on low health
story was shitting on fan favorite AL girls to make the Idolmaster girls look better and then there's the oath nonsense

[meager marsh]

Is it the idols who do that or whoever their managers (or whatever. I dunno how idol stuff works exactly but Im pretty sure there’s people who tell them what to do and all) are who want them to cater in that way

[lament palm]

Can't go through hoyo lab to check my action points without some dude making characters darker

[copper mist]

[molten obsidian]

Idk man I'd let nola manipulate me

[cosmic forge]

didnt the idolmaster collab also have like almost none ofthe popular characters

[gaunt orchid]

Rip my wallet tho.. shinano is gonna break me

[meager marsh]

Oh my god that fucking sucks what who thought any of that was a good idea

[trim gyro]

that too, but only Idolmaster fans complained about that one

[cosmic forge]

i dont know much about about idolmaster but atleast the ones i regognize werent in the collab

[tawdry fern]

Oh shit their announcing the nominees to Geoff Keighley's Doritos Game Awards.

[copper mist]

Im still holding out hope for Lexi II soon
I need my second wife to be removed from her bacta tank already

[peak knoll]

Yeah lol im just glad the skin looks so good, im definitely buying it

[lament palm]

Idol master is like, specifically made because there's people in the culture who want to date the girls no one can touch put on a pedestal. But like, no one should be on a pedestal. It's weird, I think Hollywood celebrities are weird too. If I can't talk to you normally, it's a cult

[peak knoll]

My man 🤝

[amber garden]

Btw is trust goal for Kurumi similar to Hestia's?

[tawdry fern]

A part of me wants it but another part of me doesn't because I know some will complain about the design, specially if she dares to have bigger boobs.

[amber garden]

Like u get a trial and then full ship after some grind

[meager marsh]

That’s fair and true… that sort of stuff is really fucking weird

[amber garden]

Eh she technically has big ones. It would be funny if Sara turns into boob monster like that pink girl from Dragon maid anime

[neon coral]

Man I want to get a Shido

[lament palm]

Crossdressing Shido

[meager marsh]

Spooky…

[copper mist]

Being honest I'd fully embrace bigger booba Lexi

It'd be more odd if Sara got a larger rack if she got a II variant or in a skin

[meager marsh]

yayyyy

[neon coral]

Just the normal Shido

[amber garden]

Shiori

[lament palm]

Let me date Shido

[amber garden]

Bro doesn't have aura of Goblin Slayer so all waifu gacha ain't getting some highschooler

[lament palm]

Cuck all the girls instead

[copper mist]

Lexi does infact have a larger chest in the tank too then compared to her default art iirc

So wouldn't be surprised seeing Lexi go from C to like DD

[neon coral]

He's perfect

[static kernel]

inb4 only man involved is westcott

he's evil so he's definitely the enemy to your waifu fantasy

[amber garden]

Westcott is legit NTR villain

[static kernel]

yes so defeat him to protect your waifu dream

[neon coral]

Creator fallen for his creation

[lament palm]

Didn't know people wanted an NTR villain maybe we should get a Taimanin collab

[neon coral]

It happened twice

[lament palm]

You don't log in, your waifu leaves you

[static kernel]

that could be the deal to have his role in the collab story
because he is explicitly a threat to be DEFEATED

[copper mist]

NTR villain would only be worth it if we can win against him

[static kernel]

exactly and we'll win in the collab story

[amber garden]

If it's action taimanin then all waifus there are from pure verse iirc. If it's rpgx one then yeah, it's crazy

[peak knoll]

Still cant get over the fact how caked up they made Kurumi

[neon coral]

Ike has done worse than that

[static kernel]

complete with a cg dedicated to showing him being laid low to represent VICTORY over him

[lament palm]

It'd be a Collab with the Taimanin gacha game

[copper mist]

Personally though please no I have abandonment issues like Junyou and Dido