al-general

[fallow turtle]

They're not entirely robot

[ancient mulch]

but

[kindred summit]

Special human beings

[fallow turtle]

so you telling me that not all the girl are adults?

[ancient mulch]

eh

eh

[fallow turtle]

Yes exactly

[ancient mulch]

yesnt

[fallow turtle]

Dude

You know what you said?

[bold kayak]

they dont get pregy?

[fallow turtle]

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT

[ancient mulch]

nopep

how you preg a ship?

they born out of the cubes

[fallow turtle]

They count as special human beings

[ancient mulch]

yeah, we were

[ancient mulch]

oh no

OH NO

[fallow turtle]

By mating out

[ancient mulch]

WHAT I HAVE DONE

[fallow turtle]

...

YOU SAID WE SMASH ALL GIRL THAT WE DONT OATH

[ancient mulch]

TECHNICALLY

[fallow turtle]

INLCUDING "UNADULT" one

[ancient mulch]

BUT MAYBE

HE HUGS THE UNADULT ONES

[kindred summit]

Shikikan has to you know….. and then the cubes become shipgirls

[ancient mulch]

He does that to the cubes?

[fallow turtle]

WAIT

Qhat

[ancient mulch]

damm then the bro modified his pp for that

[fallow turtle]

What

[ancient mulch]

SURELY

[bold kayak]

ohhhh a modified one

[ancient mulch]

AND HE WAITS UNTIL THEY ARE RETROFIT?

[ancient mulch]

ye, 12 inches

or 125mm cannon

lmao

[fallow turtle]

Does the child hug the shikikan?

[kindred summit]

They call it synchronization

[bold kayak]

hmmmm main gunsss

[ancient mulch]

dont use technical language

he does that to the cubes?

[fallow turtle]

Hey, does the child hug the shikikan first?

[ancient mulch]

yup

usually ye

[fallow turtle]

Good good

[bold kayak]

nmhow cute

[ancient mulch]

for what i readed the interactions

[kindred summit]

There’s no pics to prove either way

[fallow turtle]

You're truly an interesting guy

[ancient mulch]

i am a free guy

[bold kayak]

i still feel bad for smashing but not oathing first

[ancient mulch]

dw

the ships dont

surely

[fallow turtle]

Wait a dam minute

[kindred summit]

Mogador isn’t going to wait for the ring

[fallow turtle]

If we put this into contect

[ancient mulch]

that´s right

[fallow turtle]

The commander did a lot of crimes

[ancient mulch]

not only the commander

[fallow turtle]

Like SA

[ancient mulch]

the shipgirls too

[bold kayak]

and neither taihou

[fallow turtle]

Wdym by not only?

[fallow turtle]

HOWW

[ancient mulch]

based

[regal turret]

bache needa be glazed

[ancient mulch]

yes

idk why everyone hates bache

[lilac merlin]

<_<

[kindred summit]

And Roon

[regal turret]

literally mesugaki

[fallow turtle]

Hmm

[lilac merlin]

seek help

[regal turret]

pretty much it

[ancient mulch]

glory to mesugakis

[regal turret]

i`d say

[regal turret]

REAL

[ancient mulch]

i should

[fallow turtle]

What oath skin you have?

[ancient mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-arnold-schwarzenegger-carl-weathers-gif-17765053

[fallow turtle]

Wait is unicorn an adult?

[ancient mulch]

depends

[bold kayak]

i never hated a shipgirl. that a no no for a shikikan

[ancient mulch]

x2

[fallow turtle]

WDYM DEPENDS?

[regal turret]

i think she is a ship bro

[ancient mulch]

depends

[kindred summit]

Close

[fallow turtle]

Close???

So she's like 17

[ancient mulch]

Open

[fallow turtle]

..m

[ancient mulch]

first one would be like 12

last one 18

mb

[kindred summit]

Retrofit

[fallow turtle]

So it depends on her skin huh..

[ancient mulch]

she looks older

[regal turret]

cute

[bold kayak]

so shes legal

[ancient mulch]

actually, in japan

[kindred summit]

[fallow turtle]

Let me guess, you're going to say that marrying a minor is legal

[bold kayak]

[fallow turtle]

WHAT IS THAT GRIN BRO

[regal turret]

legal or not i married the ship 🙏

[bold kayak]

i also married z23

[fallow turtle]

It's your personal choice

[kindred summit]

I married Kagero

[bold kayak]

starter ships must be oathed

[fallow turtle]

How old is she

[fallow turtle]

Mines affinity only 57

[bold kayak]

i just ask for a consent

[rain valley]

Z23 is a french ship btw

[fallow turtle]

Cool

[regal turret]

she looks french

[rain valley]

she went to the French as post-war reparations

[fallow turtle]

She wear french hat

[elder pagoda]

https://vxtwitter.comitsPHA5/status/1989175872046387257?s=20

[kindred summit]

French kiss next

[bold kayak]

french fries first then french kiss

[hard vine]

Frenchposting?

[lilac merlin]

French....

[bold kayak]

is that dunkerque?

[regal turret]

are you gonna fry z23

[hard vine]

yessir

[kindred summit]

All the way back to French we’ve gone

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-a-full-circle-moment-conceited-yo-mtv-raps-s1e2-it-came-together-gif-25832095

[mortal hill]

the rats

[ancient mulch]

e

in AL World

[kindred summit]

UR Bulin skin is mighty fine

[hearty salmon]

Boobs

[late shale]

Hmm

[regal turret]

https://tenor.com/view/mutsuki-asagi-asagi-mutsuki-mutsuki-asagi-hina-gif-13900568187712872961

[ancient mulch]

LMAO

[kindred summit]

I’m just missing the gold Bulin skin to complete the tic-tac-toe

[bold kayak]

im missing the purple bulin skin

[regal turret]

i have a lot of bulins

[kindred summit]

Same

[regal turret]

i used to have more actually

i think i used some

i only have these now

[kindred summit]

I forget to use them

[bold kayak]

thats alot of purple ones. i still havent maxed out my purple ships

[regal turret]

wtf all my yellow ones gone

whot he fuck did i even use them on

[regal turret]

i did with some

i was supposed to upg sheffiled too

she's fire

[kindred summit]

I have 877 slots used. More than 35 are all types of Bulins

[regal turret]

love burin

i find it funny how she always scream bulin when i accidentally click on her and she blows up my ears

[mental swift]

877 slots oh my fucking god

[mental swift]

bulins only for limitbreak

they don't need personality

[regal turret]

ik

[mental swift]

it's just kinda useless

[regal turret]

actually it's when i get a new one

[mental swift]

the only thing kind of useful are the ur bulins

[mental swift]

ohhhhh my fucking god

[regal turret]

marry all bulins

UR bulin is awesome

[kindred summit]

About 21 whole rows of Bulins of all 3 rarities combined

[mental swift]

Wait who's this

[regal turret]

ya allah

[hexed hazel]

OMG SOO many SKINS to buy and also free 200 gems

i came back at the right time

[mental swift]

that was last maintainance vro

[fallow turtle]

Is it normal to not be a Gooner?

[mental swift]

the 200 gems

[mental swift]

yes

very yes

[hexed hazel]

ohh i guys i came late

welp still better

[mental swift]

atleast just in time

atleast the free 20 cubes dint disappear

and the 200 gems

the more the merrier they say

[hexed hazel]

but soo many skins idk what to buy

[kindred summit]

890 slots. 877 are in use and more Bulins to stockpile from weeklies

[bold kayak]

outside al: yes
inside al: no

[mental swift]

Yo spend the 20 cubes on the unzen rerun would you

[mental swift]

Still more than quadruple my dock space

[hexed hazel]

wait she re ran

[mental swift]

yes fuck yes

[silver bear]

Hallo

[hexed hazel]

WAIT SHINANO BUNNY IS also BACK

OMG

[mental swift]

it's on right fucking now

[hexed hazel]

alr i fixed my next skin

[mental swift]

ONLY FOR A WEEK

COP IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/museswipr-muse-swipr-rhythm-game-rhythm-gaming-museswiping-gif-6194903745821295923

[hexed hazel]

SHIT ISK soo many good skins

AAA

oh there is 18 days left

[mental swift]

i just realized it only takes 5 working days to afford an iphone...

[hexed hazel]

i can manage 2 some how ig

[mental swift]

NOT FOR THE RERUN!

[regal turret]

wtf is this game

[mental swift]

In the united states that is

[mental swift]

Philkos probably

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-maidens-gif-27260529

[hexed hazel]

OHH

[regal turret]

phligros?

[silver bear]

Tirp is wife

[mental swift]

not phigros

philkos

[regal turret]

wtf

retrad name

[kindred summit]

Muse Swipe the file says

[regal turret]

looks funny

[mental swift]

no wait

philkos is a fucking trackmania player

tf am I thinking

😭

[regal turret]

are you high

[kindred summit]

You’re drunk

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-drunk-man-hopless-downfall-sad-gif-15341398578212321865

[regal turret]

bro is that one loli who gets drunk after drinking coffee

[mental swift]

damn is 😂😂😂 🎊🎉🎉

[hexed hazel]

ALR i got owari

[hearty salmon]

Tirp is wifey

[kindred summit]

Enterprise is now a happy momma

[hearty salmon]

[hexed hazel]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YAAWDWDWADW

I GOT HER

https://tenor.com/view/all-might-one-for-all-all-for-one-deku-my-hero-academia-gif-26423801

@mental swift

[kindred summit]

Nut for All

[mental swift]

Unzen?

[hexed hazel]

YES

[mental swift]

heh unzen is very easy to get

[hexed hazel]

WHo ELSE

[mental swift]

i got her on my first 10 pull

[hexed hazel]

i mean kinda true

my 3rd 10 x

[mental swift]

damn

[regal turret]

bro might be easier than fucking natori

[hexed hazel]

i one got 2 UR in 30 pulls

once

[lilac jasper]

Im at 100 pity

[hexed hazel]

i thnk it was

[lilac jasper]

0 unzen

[mental swift]

SRs are harder true

[regal turret]

aye

i got her on the event banner

[mental swift]

1 unzen in 10 pity low it

[regal turret]

🙏

[mental swift]

reruns are easy as fuck

You just gotta trick the rng

[regal turret]

natori is elite

[mental swift]

by grinding for the tickets

[hexed hazel]

i psend over 100 pulls for Stratasbord ans she didnt come

[mental swift]

well imma see if I can sweep this banner now

under a week

[regal turret]

my fukin god

cooked in cubes

[mental swift]

is that impossible? i don't know. but I could be achieving it.

[hexed hazel]

ok forgeting that i bough my 300+300 gemps pack so time to buy a skin

[regal turret]

i was thinking of buying some gems to get some random ass loli skin

dunno

i ihave like 700 already

[lilac jasper]

Frying rn

[regal turret]

i wouldn't need much

[mental swift]

this is not cooked to me

[kindred summit]

Add cheese

[hexed hazel]

why loli

[rain valley]

[hexed hazel]

get some good skin

[lilac jasper]

I will add ice cubes

And fries with cheese is so bad

[mental swift]

You done your dailies?

[regal turret]

becasue there is a big ass sign wrote lolicon on my face

[mental swift]

fuck no it's so better

[regal turret]

yes

[hexed hazel]

now that i bought it time to open blue stacks and scan the skins on full screen

[mental swift]

cheese goes so good with fries

[hexed hazel]

[mental swift]

especially mozzarella

[lilac jasper]

Fat lie

[kindred summit]

Oh no cheese. Use honey mustard dipping sauce

[lilac jasper]

Cheese fries suck

[mental swift]

you just have a dislike for cheese

[teal grail]

are cl gun just useless in this game

[lilac jasper]

I love cheese

In fact aged gouda is my favorite

[kindred summit]

Cheese bacon?

[rain valley]

no, why would they be?

[trim gyro]

americans just put cheese on everything cheese does not belong on

[teal grail]

people tell me to use dd gun on cl

[lilac jasper]

Ive tried cheese fries

With unidentified cheese sauce

The cheese is so fucking shit

[regal turret]

https://tenor.com/view/suka-suka-world-end-nephren-ruq-insania-thumbs-up-gif-21700385

[mental swift]

Yeah use a different cheese

[lilac jasper]

I hold the opinion that seasoned fries with spicy mayo is unbeatable

[opal karma]

yre

[regal turret]

tunococ

[rain valley]

there are some CLs that have DD-type secondaries
and then there's some CLs that can mount DD primaries, which is good for rate of fire
other than that, the majority of CLs are gonna use CL guns

[mental swift]

youre so right...

spicy mayo is literally such a delight and double it down with seasoned fries

Literally the match made in heaven

[lilac jasper]

Flash fried fresh fries seasoned with paprika cayenne and salt

And spicy mayo

[mental swift]

PAPRIKA?!?!?!?

DAMN

[regal turret]

what s paprika

[lilac jasper]

Bell pepper

[opal karma]

Oh my fucking god

[mental swift]

grounded bell pepper

[opal karma]

I have sore throat

[teal girder]

a good player

[mental swift]

red bell papers

[mental swift]

make ginger tea

[opal karma]

And now my voice can make a straightest men wet

[lilac jasper]

Bro

[regal turret]

ouch

[mental swift]

😭😭😭

[regal turret]

ya allah let me hear it

[kindred summit]

Proof

[lilac jasper]

Listen to yourself through your phone speakers first

[mental swift]

they don't allow voices in the laner server

[regal turret]

send dms

[lilac jasper]

You dont sound nearly asgood as you think you do

[kindred summit]

Instead it ends up making yourself cringe. 😬

[mental swift]

game please give me Amagi cv next year

PLEASE

PLEASE

[kindred summit]

[mental swift]

i don't need her because I have better ships than her but I need her because everyone else has it and I am the one being clowned on for that

I'm having the fomo effect

real hard

[lilac jasper]

The perfect fries

[regal turret]

she is so hot i'm gonna cry

[lilac jasper]

[regal turret]

is akagi chan any good

[lilac jasper]

No

[opal karma]

He wants to become that manjuu indeed

[versed pulsar]

[regal turret]

might oath her

[opal karma]

I read you like a book

[regal turret]

yes 😭

[mental swift]

correcshon yes combat fuck no

[regal turret]

aww

[lilac jasper]

[opal karma]

(that's all he need)

[regal turret]

yes

[opal karma]

Once again

I read you like a book

[mental swift]

I retired all my chans and littles from my dock

because THEY USELESS AS FUCK

[regal turret]

i should do that to these fat bitches i have

but they might be useful so i let them be

[mental swift]

fat bitches?

[opal karma]

"say the last bye bye to your mom, children"

[mental swift]

who tf are you talking about?

[regal turret]

fat = big breasted

[mental swift]

oh

[opal karma]

[pastel oracle]

He means adult women

[mental swift]

big breasted doesn't necessarily mean they're trash

[regal turret]

like ASS design 🥀

[mental swift]

look Hakuhou is busty

but at the same time she's useful

same case for lion

her design and stats are both peak

[regal turret]

yeah, that's why i let some of them there

[mental swift]

and she got 2 continents up her chest

[mental swift]

yeah retire regensburg vro

[regal turret]

but i will turn most of them into medals

[regal turret]

i will

[mental swift]

Far better lights than that dragon

even her skins are ASS

the flagship is far better than whatever they brought

[regal turret]

i have a fat UR

idk her name

but she isn't so bad

[mental swift]

fat UR? hmmmm

[regal turret]

like ehhhhh

[mental swift]

is it a floof

[regal turret]

not good either

ths one

[kindred summit]

Whitehoe

[mental swift]

people say she's one of the best CVs

right now

[opal karma]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8qozf9abnf8?si=Ikg_ujhtrbsbvBgx

[mental swift]

i have her 5* currently

[tight roost]

sybau

[neon coral]

So

[opal karma]

"Fly me to the goon"💔🥀

[mental swift]

because she isn't mlb vro

[neon coral]

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X · Nov 15, 2025, 10:00 AM

This one

[opal karma]

Alter

[regal turret]

i still didn't try to put her in my team

[tight roost]

Mio???

[mental swift]

me neither yet

[regal turret]

my main fleet is purely small girls

[neon coral]

Don't think so

[mental swift]

i get 2 burin then I put her in

[mental swift]

You aren't escaping the lolicon allegations

[mental swift]

show me your fucking dock

[neon coral]

But I'm not gonna be surprised either

[regal turret]

what allegations

[neon coral]

But

[regal turret]

i'm letting it open

[neon coral]

I have prediction of that is

[regal turret]

wait

[neon coral]

Is probably the Lesbian

[tight roost]

If you show that to X,you know ur cooked

[mental swift]

my fleet so FUCKING ASS

[regal turret]

so what

twitter people are braindead

[mental swift]

no no I didn't mean that sorry

[regal turret]

you said dock

[mental swift]

i meant the formation but still thanks

and you posted already

[mental swift]

Yeah that's why I'm sorry

my bad

[regal turret]

we good

[mental swift]

👍

[opal karma]

Wait....
That's almost all lolis

[mental swift]

Damn you a newbie huh

[regal turret]

i read some chaos between antis and lolicons sometimes and the rest is purely art

[runic abyss]

for a second there i thought it was the VN but it turns out its the LN

[regal turret]

retire big ones

[ancient mulch]

OHHHHHHH

[regal turret]

even SRs

[ancient mulch]

SUCH A GREAT ONE

[regal turret]

once i had like 3 owaris

all became medals

[ancient mulch]

I Loved that shidou ark

[regal turret]

ig so

[mental swift]

how many years

[regal turret]

lv 64

[regal turret]

half a year

or even less

[runic abyss]

let me ask

were you going to use owari?

[regal turret]

no

[runic abyss]

good

[mental swift]

damn I've been playing this game for 3 years with a year break and I'm only level 67 😭😭😭

[regal turret]

why would i retire if i was gonna use

[runic abyss]

if you did it wouldve been a VERY stupid move

[opal karma]

King of cute and funny

[mental swift]

owari is fucking useless

honestly

[neon coral]

It could go either way

[runic abyss]

because there were people who made that mistake

[regal turret]

nah i only care about the lolis

[mental swift]

People only care about design

[regal turret]

being deadass

[ancient mulch]

epik

[regal turret]

ACTUALLY I THINK I DID THAT ONCE

[mental swift]

yeah you're a lolicon and that's okay

[regal turret]

BY ACCIDENT THOUGH

[mental swift]

because you aren't a pedophile

[ancient mulch]

i only collect her

[opal karma]

[ancient mulch]

pederast its the guy who does the act, pedophile its the guy who likes lolis

[regal turret]

god bless u

[runic abyss]

theres a difference between lolicon and pdeophile

[neon coral]

Yeah yeah Miku arc

[runic abyss]

1 likes virtual while the other likes real

[earnest condor]

love how there's just crab/lobster and sobs, anger emotes on the Hatsuzuki preview in game news

[neon coral]

I like that part too

[ancient mulch]

althrough i still hate Miku, shido was badass

[runic abyss]

i still remeber where he crossdressed

[ancient mulch]

i love the ending of the season 2 of DAL making a reference to that arc

[regal turret]

i think it was a main ship

but i turned her into medals

teehee

[mental swift]

And lolis are more attractive than irl children of roughly the same age range and X people fail to understand it.

[opal karma]

So cute

[kindred summit]

Queen Elizabeth?

[rain valley]

what... the fuck

[pastel oracle]

This is just getting weirder

[opal karma]

This man is worth a plap

[regal turret]

yes

[regal turret]

no no

[pastel oracle]

Actual hole digging

[regal turret]

i think i have her actually

[neon coral]

I have Shido x Miku in my top 5 DAL ships

[runic abyss]

they cant tell the difference between fiction and reality

[mortal hill]

hot

[mental swift]

absolutely

[hexed hazel]

alt bois i bought the shinano bunny gal skin

[earnest condor]

i find the argument that lolis being "fictional" to be so stupid

[runic abyss]

also WTF IS WRONG WITH DISCORD TODAY

[ancient mulch]

really?

[opal karma]

( it will be increasingly weirder)

[mental swift]

sounds out of the box right

[runic abyss]

I CANT USE GIFs

[ancient mulch]

that´s surpsiing

[runic abyss]

ITS GONE

[regal turret]

softie

[kindred summit]

You’re part of this community

[regal turret]

hello

[meager vine]

chat is cursed today help

[wheat cosmos]

Has the new ur been announced yet?

[ancient mulch]

lmao

[opal karma]

[regal turret]

i'm bringing chaos

[pastel oracle]

There’s no saving it

[opal karma]

Schobb

[ancient mulch]

why everyone likes that one so much

[opal karma]

Dont skared

[hexed hazel]

whats going on by weirders isnt this just how the chat is?

[mental swift]

it would be announced in end of December bro don't be impatient

[opal karma]

I'll protecc u

[runic abyss]

this is the average day for ALO general

[mental swift]

hold your horses

[neon coral]

Yeah but the sealing Miku is my minor nitpick

[ancient mulch]

everyone its wreid

[runic abyss]

change the topic to save it

[regal turret]

what thefuck

[mental swift]

yeah change the topic to

[regal turret]

where is my elizabeth

im gonna die

i can't be this sschizo

[wheat cosmos]

No it's that someone mentioned it in game chat, but I don't know anything

[mortal hill]

If fnaf collab, Freddy Fazbear is UR

[regal turret]

oh nevermind

[mental swift]

take your meds

[opal karma]

Alr

[opal karma]

120 sleep pills?

[neon coral]

I FUCKING LOVE SHIDO ITSUKA PLEASE MANJUU PUT SHIDO'S OUTFIT ON ISLAND PLANNER CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION

[opal karma]

At once?

[neon coral]

Anyway

[regal turret]

found her

[full cypress]

Smol multibilion company, pls buy more nitro

[mental swift]

yeah but it WOULD be announced in the end of December because that's what the cycle is.

[hexed hazel]

nah for as long as i ahve been hear its just a normal tuesday but everyday

[regal turret]

my internet is wayyy to slow on my pc

[mental swift]

oops all tuesdays

[neon coral]

I have this

[regal turret]

for some reason

[neon coral]

Yeah I know

[hexed hazel]

transtalte it

[neon coral]

It's a VA joke

[hexed hazel]

i cant spell

[regal turret]

what is API avaliability

[mental swift]

who is this

[neon coral]

Something something
You love this kind of thing huh

[neon coral]

Does the hair and bunny ears doesn't get through your head

[hexed hazel]

i am true triality of man where i play AL and ZZZ and Genshin and also peak Dark souls and eldern ring and also warframe

[mental swift]

you love seeing it

[mental swift]

is it ticonderoga

[wheat cosmos]

Mind's stuck on war thunder thinking "armor piercing incendiary"

[neon coral]

Also the outfit is from Shimiko Blue Archive

[hexed hazel]

dont remind me the times i had failed to connect API in my project

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-skadi-arknights-summer-skadi-gif-24655427

[mental swift]

i am true duality of men who plays gacha games like AL or blue archive or horse and also plays old mobile games and archives them no matter what genre

[mental swift]

You still don't say who that is

[hexed hazel]

carap i ahd perfect emoji but i forgor i stoped buying nitro

[rain valley]

the fact you play BA is the least shocking thing said today

[regal turret]

incredible

i actually hate gacha, i just play it because i don't have anything else

[mental swift]

i only daily it like I only pull

only 1st chapter completed on career

[regal turret]

and the other reason we already know

[hexed hazel]

dam i dont hate it

[mental swift]

gacha is just gambling like literally

you bet it on green you lose

[regal turret]

yeah

[hexed hazel]

honestly BA shoulld have been a good game if not for the fan base

[mental swift]

you bet it all on red

[neon coral]

I actually like Gacha

[mental swift]

you win

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-blue-archive-gif-23663128

[regal turret]

at the same time i agree i also disagree

[neon coral]

That isn't 3d open world

[mental swift]

when you're lucky you like it when you're unlucky you just hate it

[regal turret]

they sometimes go too hard on this "gatekeeping"

[mental swift]

high five up high vro

[hexed hazel]

welp atleast arknights still great

[mental swift]

YES IT FUCKING IS.

[rain valley]

BA is a game entirely about a groomer teacher and their child harem
was a fucked up idea from the start

[regal turret]

but at least we don't have soft bitches in blue archive (not much at least)

[mental swift]

also includes some hags

[neon coral]

No I accept what's my luck

[hexed hazel]

yea but at the start of the game it wasnt untill it became

[kindred summit]

The teacher has no rights

[full cypress]

it trully is

[modern dew]

atleast freddy fazbear is not in blue archive because that would be scary

[mental swift]

after more than a year of playing gacha games, me too

[mental swift]

listen to this man

[hexed hazel]

that is so random but still makes sence idk why

[rain valley]

I like how the people replying "yeah but..." about BA aren't denying it's a grooming simulator

exposing yourselves

[regal turret]

bro so what 😭

even if it actually was

so what

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/sumire-sumire-poggers-sumire-blue-archive-sumire-sweat-sumire-boing-boing-gif-20303932

[neon coral]

The Students forced me

[hexed hazel]

i left the game long ago idk how it is rn but i think its worse

[hexed hazel]

anyways imma reread OPM cause animation sucks

[modern dew]

teachers are so romanticized in anime

if i fucked up in a subject my teachers would suplex me out of a skyscraper window

[hexed hazel]

wait theres a blue archive anime?

[neon coral]

Older women bro

[neon coral]

Yeah

[regal turret]

me when fiction does not align with reality

[modern dew]

cougars

[hexed hazel]

[modern dew]

it does as a matter of fact

everything is fiction

even you

[mental swift]

i am just a puller who logs into the game just to get pyros from mail and do 1 pulls, maybe get the 3* from banner, and leave

[neon coral]

Sensei is male too btw

[modern dew]

even im not real

[trim gyro]

proving shipgirls are at least as real as the rest of us

[hexed hazel]

bro is just here for free gambleing

[hexed hazel]

do you play roblox then?

[mental swift]

why react with the trash emoji though @rain valley

[neon coral]

Long time ago

[mental swift]

used to like in 2020 now nah

[rain valley]

it IS the 2020s still dumbass

[mental swift]

got far better games to play than that blocky minecraft ripoff nonsense

[hexed hazel]

strondingers online mate: you knever knwo if the guy is alive or dead untill you see him IRL

[neon coral]

The only thing I played are survive the disaster and obby

[rough vapor]

2020 and 2020s are different

2020 was a whole decade in a year

[rain valley]

stg the pedos are out in force today

[hexed hazel]

true same now its just grow a garden garbage and simulater scaming

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/tensura-rimuru-shion-oppai-boob-gif-21269797

[neon coral]

I don't give a shit about Roadblocks anymore

[regal turret]

what the fuck is up with grow a garden

[modern dew]

for a poet he had one hell of a hairline

[regal turret]

why the hell were people so addicted to it

[modern dew]

to hair or not to hair

[rough vapor]

because they can't grow a garden irl

[regal turret]

ai ya allah

[hexed hazel]

its literly IRL gardening but not as hard as reality

[neon coral]

Being acoustic or something

[modern dew]

she grow a garden until i make sustainable income

[mental swift]

yeah now get roblox out of the topic please

[hexed hazel]

thats why people play it

[regal turret]

ong

[modern dew]

or someshit

[mental swift]

dont talk about the restarted game anymore

[hexed hazel]

like

[regal turret]

these people enjoy powercreep that much also

[mental swift]

okay okay stop

[rough vapor]

I grow my garden til she
maybe I shouldn't say that

[hexed hazel]

removing evverying that makes gardening gardening, aka just put seed and wait

[regal turret]

(i say this but i find myself playing random simulators purely because of powercreep)

[modern dew]

till she becomes a cauliflower

broccoli

[mental swift]

trade in the stock market people

[neon coral]

Nah

[mental swift]

it gives you better results than playing roblox

[hexed hazel]

nah bruh my friend lost 21k

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-ueno-how-clumsy-you-are-miss-ueno-uenosan-wa-bukiyou-embarrassed-gif-17425292

[regal turret]

roblox bad game

delete it from existence

groomer game

[rough vapor]

damn bruh just restart at that point

[mental swift]

please

[neon coral]

Let's go back to Date A Live

[hexed hazel]

nah its just needs a universal reset

[mental swift]

yeah kurumi

[regal turret]

date a live.....

[mental swift]

yeahhh kurumi being added

new ships

[neon coral]

Walnut

[mental swift]

this thursday

[hexed hazel]

only one person carries the show

[mental swift]

unbelieveable

[rough vapor]

finally some yoshinowife

[neon coral]

Yeah Kyouzo is getting added sure

[rough vapor]

[regal turret]

i want the to love ru event again

[hexed hazel]

WAIT WE GETTING KURUMI in AL?

[regal turret]

so i can get the blonde loli

[kindred summit]

Yoshino

[rough vapor]

to love who

[regal turret]

prob

[weak parrot]

Flat chest event when

[hexed hazel]

shit

ohh a prob

[regal turret]

like

[rough vapor]

[regal turret]

NEED

[hexed hazel]

then fine

[neon coral]

She's the silhouette yesterday

[regal turret]

where

the other al server?

[hexed hazel]

alr imma go board the bed and play AL still i drop cya

[neon coral]

And Go look at AL jp Twitter

[regal turret]

grand azur lane alliance

[regal turret]

see you bro, take care, drink water!!

[neon coral]

This is today

[tidal zodiac]

Anyone rcm skins that is peak? I can buy 2 skins maybe 3

[neon coral]

People thought it was Mio or Origami

[regal turret]

lazyyyyy 😭 srry

i mean but htats cool

kurumi was a waifu of mine

when i was younger

might go for her

[neon coral]

I'm more of the Shido guy

And I hate Date A Live collabs

[regal turret]

there was a cute one with a plushie

[weak parrot]

I am anti collab in AL

[regal turret]

wat's her name

blue haired

iirc

[rough vapor]

miku

[neon coral]

That's a puppet my guy

And her name is Yoshino

[weak parrot]

Brown rock shitter

[regal turret]

lovely

[ancient mulch]

Yoshino and Yoshinon

beautiful

[rough vapor]

joyous

[ancient mulch]

WHA

[regal turret]

i am actually vibing so hard with this AL event battle song wtf

[ancient mulch]

X2

[hearty salmon]

[merry robin]

Hi chat

[neon coral]

Hey @regal turret

[wheat silo]

hai

[merry robin]

[regal turret]

me

[regal turret]

hello sis

[neon coral]

Check Nia Honjou's Voice Actress

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/spooky-ghost-halloween-koopa-nintendo-gif-12703376

[merry robin]

In anime they would nurture u. U know what i mean

[merry robin]

I am a guy

[wheat silo]

Wife time

[regal turret]

hitomi nabatame?

[regal turret]

adorable

[regal turret]

sis.

[merry robin]

[rough vapor]

auntie

[neon coral]

And check who she voiced in Azur Lane

[weak parrot]

Don’t lie

[merry robin]

initiating mutsuki summon

[merry robin]

Do i look like a girl to u?

[weak parrot]

We all know you’re voiced by Rie Tanaka

[merry robin]

Who?

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/pichu-berry-gif-9177347

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1390310094532513945/Mutsuki_guffy_1.gif

[merry robin]

@pastel oracle confirm that i am a guy

[neon coral]

Search FDG

[regal turret]

jk, we good bro, srry for misgendering

[rain valley]

I mean, you want Yamato, so you must be a bitch
I kid, the joke was there for the taking

[hearty salmon]

Me when no money

[merry robin]

No comment.

[viral matrix]

why do you need yamato tho

[regal turret]

Friedrich der Große?

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-togepi-evil-laugh-gif-11967276

[viral matrix]

musashi is more-or-less the same

[merry robin]

I knew about Yamato before knewing about azur lane

[neon coral]

Yup

[regal turret]

why are we playing treasure hunt

[viral matrix]

so did i

[hearty salmon]

Flustered honey

[merry robin]

Whats wrong with wanting Yamato?

[tawdry fern]

So cute.

[rain valley]

same, I joined AL because I was getting deeper into naval history

[viral matrix]

yamato is sacred apparently, hence why we dont have her

[neon coral]

I tell you some DAL VAs are already in Azur Lane

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

Oke

Doesnt mean we cant want her

[regal turret]

what's about her

[neon coral]

Just check who she voiced by

[rain valley]

genuinely, was the reason. I started playing WoWs and AL, figured it'd be fun to play games and find new ships and stuff to look into their history

[merry robin]

I can confirm
Its Nabatame

[hearty salmon]

cus rn yamato is a dark horse

we don't know what her finalized design will be

we do know

she was the biggest of the sisters

[merry robin]

Thats what i thought too. Untill i saw Azumas teacher skin

Oh my gawf

First update i ever joined to Azur lane

[hearty salmon]

so It's gonna be lit when we see how much more Hag-gier she is

[rain valley]

oh I definitely stay for the tiddies lol

[merry robin]

This July

[viral matrix]

lets be real, who doesnt

[ionic gulch]

Dude somehow managed to guess it

[merry robin]

True asf

[regal turret]

me sir

[viral matrix]

yeah because youre a lolicon

[quartz comet]

lion jumpscare

[viral matrix]

you dont like big booba

[regal turret]

yes

[merry robin]

They like flat

[regal turret]

too big

medium is premium

[merry robin]

No comment on lolicons

[regal turret]

i'm purely doing that to make people uncomfortable

i find it funny

[merry robin]

[hearty salmon]

The lion has heavy milkers

[regal turret]

maybe i'm just stupid

[hearty salmon]

I shall hold them

[kindred summit]

https://tenor.com/view/origami-lick-anime-girl-gif-19560771

[rain valley]

All size booba is good booba

[regal turret]

send your favorite flat then

let me see

[rain valley]

Any of ASK's girls
Richelieu, Jean Bart, Vanguard...
Though Jean got an 'upgrade' with her last skin

[neon coral]

here's is the characters that have the voiced someone in DAL

[stable plank]

vanguard needs more love

[neon coral]

I did include Date A Bullet VAs too

[regal turret]

Richelieu isn't flat

[rain valley]

Ooo, Champy too. She's a fav

[stable plank]

i think shes the least popular ur in terms of art

[rain valley]

She was more in her original art, less lately

[regal turret]

Jean Bart not bad not bad

approved

[regal turret]

very elegant

[regal turret]

though she has like medium to small not that flat

[hearty salmon]

B at best

[neon coral]

honestly only thing that I don't like is Inoue Marina is not on the livestream

[modern dew]

im a double D at best

[regal turret]

fair fair

[neon coral]

but it does have Misuzu Togashi(Origami/Moegami/Perverted Shido Simp) and Asami Sanada(Walnut/Kyouzo/Kurumi)

[rough vapor]

triple z ngl

[regal turret]

from big girls i like visually are san francisco, duguay-trouin and saint louis ig

[meager marsh]

Jean Bart is hot and I love her personality…..

[regal turret]

i read pervrted pedo simp

wtf

[rough vapor]

[regal turret]

how is she

[rancid compass]

[rough vapor]

she is tough girl with soft side

[regal turret]

hello mistress

[rough vapor]

[neon coral]

nah she Simps on Shido

[rancid compass]

hellooo

[regal turret]

htat description rembers me of le malin

[neon coral]

tenor isn't responding to me rn

[regal turret]

though le malin is more of a lazyass

[meager marsh]

SAME!!! I also like musashi’s default skin + shinano’s too andddd. I forgot which other shipgirls I liked the design of that have big boobs

[rough vapor]

tenor is kinda dying

[meager marsh]

it is?

[rain valley]

discord is daying, and can't connect to tenor

[regal turret]

[rain valley]

or at least is struggling on and off

[stable plank]

idk which megatits girls i like. most of them are too big

[meager marsh]

[meager marsh]

True

[stable plank]

shinano is cute

[meager marsh]

They’re painfully big

Like back pain big

[stable plank]

her default and the one where shes stuck

oops i mean uh

kashino

[meager marsh]

And basically unrealistically big

[rough vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1154104029413126284/XRecorder_Edited_14092023_102518.mp4?ex=65fb1a22&is=65e8a522&hm=180ab3a0e0577397373e68c62cfaee551fe168fe2824a297ddde5503fe422d92&

[regal turret]

oversexualization for the gooners

[stable plank]

yeah the twitter outrage one shes too big

[rain valley]

grabbing my oath list
my oaths range from "could wear a cute bralette" to "your poor spine"

[meager marsh]

WHY IS IT LIKE JELLY

EVEN JELLY CANT JIGGLE LIKE THAT

[ionic gulch]

Pretty interesting that Richie va voiced Armin on aot

[rough vapor]

going for a hug and you get water bed'd

[stable plank]

my oath list is mostly ironbloods i think? at least half of them

[stable plank]

no its not because of the faction though

[lusty marsh]

Okay I thought it was just me

[runic abyss]

looks at other artist making boobs 10x-100x bigger than it

[hearty salmon]

There's so much wife material here you could make a whole manga

[trim gyro]

got the Erebus skin, that's one more wife with a skin
now I have another coupon

[regal turret]

they like tits big enough to hit the ground while standing up

[rough vapor]

kashino if she were peak

[regal turret]

saggy ahh

[hearty salmon]

This slander will not go unpunished

[rough vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/894534552633110528/unknown.png?ex=6919aa38&is=691858b8&hm=6721d9c4402cce6da861d2cfb5f770122706850bae2d86152325d8674347166b&

[meager marsh]

Sovetskaya Belorussiya va too?? wowza….

[regal turret]

KKLDSD´PASOIODHFOIUFHJO3EWRIHJFIERHJNFOUERNHREDFGEA

[rough vapor]

[regal turret]

I'M SOBBING

[rough vapor]

peakino

[weak parrot]

bache event

[regal turret]

HWERWE WHERE

[rough vapor]

under there

[regal turret]

bachi underwear

[trim gyro]

right... I've checked all the remaining oaths and I either don't like the skins or they're not part of the sale, time to look for other skins

[meager marsh]

[neon coral]

I'm back

[meager marsh]

hi back

[neon coral]

and I found the Origami gif

https://tenor.com/view/origami-tobiichi-date-a-live-gif-19372562

[meager marsh]

woooowwwww

Oh

Oh wow

okay

[real hamlet]

Date A Live is based

[meager marsh]

That’s kinda gross

Too much saliva

eeuuuwwwwww

[regal turret]

you can't stop me

i'm drooling so bad

[neon coral]

she's horni for Shido

[trim gyro]

store very nearly crashing my game was not on the bingo card

[meager marsh]

stop DROOLING ITS GROSS

[real hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/noko-shikanoko-nokotan-my-deer-friend-nokotan-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-drool-gif-8501174156997653451

[meager marsh]

What store

[regal turret]

bache underwear

[meager marsh]

That’s just a waterfall

[regal turret]

ya allah

[meager marsh]

Don’t be naughty

[real hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/shikaanime-deer-sika-shika-shikanoko-gif-16894366684372908798

[regal turret]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-omg-drool-yes-gif-19464336

[neon coral]

https://tenor.com/view/moegami-origami-tobiichi-date-a-live-tongue-gif-26022991

[meager marsh]

Is she okay

[real hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/tokisaki-kurumi-gif-21906455

[neon coral]

that spoon is Shido's spoon

[meager marsh]

awwwww

Silly

[meager marsh]

[neon coral]

after he ate a food

[stable plank]

i finally loaded the game to see my oaths

[meager marsh]

I don’t even like eating from the same plate someone in my family ate in, let alone the same utensil….. that’s gross…….

[nocturne ether]

based oaths

[neon coral]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-date-a-live-shiori-tobiichi-gif-19975173

[stable plank]

i think i have like 4 rings too. idk who to use em on

[meager marsh]

Why is she doing this

[hearty salmon]

I'll allow it

[meager marsh]

Otto Von Alvensleben

[neon coral]

because it's Shido crossdressing

[meager marsh]

pleas

[rough vapor]

murm

4 murms

[meager marsh]

She needs oath skin so the more people oath the more likely she is to get it

[real hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/yatogami-tohka-boude-bouder-gif-9798959342752188550

[meager marsh]

Maybe

Probably…

[runic abyss]

origami is...... the most perverted out of all the bunch

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/emote-gif-7076440976315502411

[regal turret]

freak ahh

[regal turret]

cuteeee

[neon coral]

and his main target is Miku

[real hamlet]

Kurumi should be UR if/when she gets added

[meager marsh]

cute freak

[neon coral]

aka the lesbian

[runic abyss]

also do note that miku HATES men

[meager marsh]

Is she 100% definitely lesbian or bisexual

[regal turret]

real

[neon coral]

lesbian pre-sealed

[rain valley]

lesbian mentioned 👀

[neon coral]

and she goes full 180 on Shido

after Shido keeps his promise

[meager marsh]

Do they do the whole “lesbians can be fixed aka turned straight” thing or no

[real hamlet]

kind of

[meager marsh]

that’s weird

and gross

And not realistic but

[real hamlet]

she falls for him, but hates other men