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I’ll still try to make a recording so you know
the majority of them
IVE MADE A BREAK THROUGH
in need of more of this immediatelly
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN
Hello
No reaction
hewwoooo
えろ
I’m good

I has build Lego tower bridge

bit tired, almost 3 am, excluding that, pretty fine
Ecchi right. Maybe I can’t read
Nice nice
Okay I was almost close by 5 feet
ero
like heroin
drugs 🤤
ecchi would be えっち
Coffee
OH YAY
Wait let me try and send it
i broke the window
woah 1 min 47 sec vid
PEAKKKK
I couldn’t figure out the last one :(
I forgot
I did it once
Never again….
It was kinda like the one where she sat down but different
F


Yep


oi blyat
Because I just gone all my 50 cube
And nothing
Ok and?
Nothing


Mf deadass sound like a gooner vers of “I CRACKED THE CODE”
i can barely see shit but i like this
it's somewhat cute

I must destroy biplane
It is and the original animation I think is faster
Hmmmm
Ofc
What do you think of the medieval Z-23? It would be cool as an alternative skin to the original xd
who's the character in this
Pretty nice
Did u marry her?

who this
Would you like to see that in the game? :0
recognition system disabled
I think it will be impossible

e
Now to convince the company to put it in okno
uh oh

she is fucking cute
WHERE I CAN GET THIS PIC?
Nah
nakhi

Is that the cat?
Oh my bad

Soviet cat
Thought u did
Uia cat
Nah, I must respect
A simple thing u need do
Eugen :D.
Bruh
weo weoeekeble
i'm dying here, sleepy as hell
gonna go to bed
see ya yall
have a great day
Rest well
Good luck
Hope so
Lucky bastard
He’s so :3
:30
: D
How do I increase my luck in pulling UR ships 
We got the cubes, but the coins is broke
Check your storage
quite simple, by pulling more 
In le mail

My hands is telling me to use my card
With a credit card , you wont need luck
What’s her first worst day

You can buy from personal experience it's expensive
Yes
My gambling addiction don't let me stop tho
Anyways
I'm cooked
Are you gonna buy cubes? I don’t recommend doing that unless you’re realllyyy close to getting the UR guaranteed
Chat will toilet paper skibidi Ronald bin laden?
Nahh, I got plenty. Problem is coins
Just dont buy cubes
Farm and soam
Well thats what the sirens are for
Is this a very realistic Yamato in Minecraft?
Free game
Tell me more master
Ohhhh okay. You don’t have any in storage?
Yamato? In this economy?
Nope, all gone
This man is insne
Aw man…. Guess it’s time to farm
We can’t afford hotel Yamato
8 billion dollars yes
Just farm 12-4 or whatever is it nowadays with the bare minimum ships
But where 
what’s the highest world campaign you’ve done?
Aww, I'm currently at W7, guess I'm cooked
Hshsshsh
Well you better giddy up bucko fucko
W7 friend, I'm trying to rush but the event suddenly popped out
You can farm 7-4 still
I don’t know how many coins it gives though
But it’s your best shot
I wanna get the ticket from the event store 
So I'm currently grinding at event stage B2
Then farm the event’s highest map
I will 
I actually recommend you do all of the 5x and 3x daily battles
Like you know how it says you get 5x
On the event map
Just went to event stage at that point
Thanks for the tips, I will remember you forever
You should prob do those since. Yknow. You get over 3000 pts a day
If you do them all
From what I remember
What a number!
I must grind immediately
See you friends, thanks for the tip
welcome!!!! Hope you get unzen and all the stuffs you want 
She's the remaining one from the event, lol


What happens if I say "we found oil?"
Please 
@nimble epoch
I have no idea who this is
He has america in his name so good enuf
@rose spire are you proud now?
Also seems to be a big suisei fan
the sailor needs to be gud tho
She’s greatest in our hearts
And you aren’t
76 k

bro
Sounds like a lot
Those are some interesting clan names people have
Pat NJ once per day for 24/7 good luck 
thers worse
Uhhh…great!!!!
now post yo wife before i sink her
just aim better bro
Hindenburg is from research 6
Okk
Yea how do I do research
get tech points
How much tech points do you got?
where post?
Idk lemme see
Post?
@rose spire
Yeah not happening
I’ll just rebuild her
She’s only like what 823 feet and 50k steel
Should be easy to rebuild her
need to squeez the chimneys so the fat santa can get in
For iron blood…?
I mean PR6
You have a very LONG way to go
Getting iron blood ships to level 125, mlb them, and collecting them for the first time
120*
Oh mb
Uhhh
Only 2 IB kansen in my fleet are Eugen and Zenker
Oof that sucks
I got like 1500
Then what do I do now
Owned a ship gave you some tech point
2.5 weeks left for hindy
Keep collecting iron blood ships and mlb them
Go to war archive and farm for iron blood ship
What’s mlb
Max limit break
i cant stop breaking ships
So I just keep waifu fishing for IB kansen
WEAPONS OF WAR
Scrapt metal

Mechanisms of Man
1500 gems
2 oath rings or like 60 more storage 

I gonna lewd honey 
What is your favorite dish from the ship girl cooking in Azur Lane?
Who is Honey?
Then how many do I need for enough points for hindy
And also
I only have 1500 gems rn
I also need to set some aside for oaths
950 I believe
950
ja
Then how many IB kansen I need to limit break
I have my last promise ring and who should I marry to ship girl?
Yes
Hey guys I finally got unzen should I keep pulling for her or just collect 5 ur bulings??
Hindenburg
You
To max her limit break
It depends on which ships you get they’re all different when it comes to tech point’s
Yes
What yes pulling or collecting ur bulings??
If you’re low on cubes then collect Bulins
Ohhh okayyy ty
Maybe I should pull 5 per day??
I have like 101 cubes if I remember
Depend if your luck love u
3 builds a day for the mission
Ohh okayy I'll do that thank for the advice
You’re welcome fellow Shikikan

Ay vi chill out
i was always chill tf u mean

Vi quit lying
Ja

Shipyard research
@rose spire I get IB points from levelling up IB kansen right

I need 718 more IB points
Is it just me that vi seem to be way freaky today
Who call me
i got 3 hours of sleep yesterday

one day you will be like this
Wat time did u slept at
I am so don't want to do these
Takes so much gold
Delicious, yummy, sparkly, shiny gold
Hehehehehehe
Give me all the gold

15 days is Christmas
NVM did my math prob was around 9am
@rose spire hindy progress is 0/150
what do I need
awww
yummy
How did you get her to do this?
Meh kinda hungry rn haven't ate since I woke up
i mean oathed
Show me
🥖
What everyone Christmas gift 🎁🎁
nothing
Understandable
Basically air
basically my life iam still alive
A fist full of depression
I want 5.56 m16a4 rifle
😭
i can die now
I want to oath Unzen
i patiently waiting for shinano oath skin
Ohhhh this is research focus
fnaf collab soon
When researching projects with a ship focus you’ll get her bp everytime you complete it
Here you go
John

Zawg why the middle finger look longer than the other
Henderson
Long finger
I defied the laws of biology
Then what do I need to do
I have 718 more points for hindy
It lwky look like an NBA players hand
About to Dev 30 lewd elf
Go to gameplay help and ask them they are better in that type of stuff
mommy
Only 32 prints
You’re so close

bro.
6hour ? This better be a a gold.
its sovetskaya belorussia
Or the rest of the class
It's okay mr. Patoka
I am conflicted
It is not okay.
I already spent like 50 cube i think and only got 2 gold
you still have left?
might as well skip the upcoming collab if none, and prepare for december UR
What this skin do
she kicks you on her secret
yeah. i prefer her ninja skin but her swimsuit is good too
i dont have both of em tho 
Letting you lick her feet
thats rough bud
I'm also lwky broke on oil
im doing one for all l2d's, but for now i've only done hakuhou til latest event+a couple random ones
might be finished by december
Where can I use most of my oil?
curry
oxy cola
making foods
hello barber
Hey freaky german
U play roblox?
What they do
from a money perspective traf's is pretty mid
@rose spire who is OG bismarck lover you or this one?
This has been my name since 2019 in this server
It looks comfy
Just chillin
No seggs
No nothin
Just me and a British Destroyer
the shimanto one looks good
Yeah he is the og one
Oh then its u
traf is just a bunch of animations and few customisations on her bra I haven't bothered doing her in my sheet because it's a bother right now, im doing the complex ones
higher res screenshot. shimanto
if you want the actual animations, better to go to youtube
I only list what to actually press to get X animation or pose
Which cheek?
🍑
Awh man
nice subs
Any possible way to do this stage?
great wives right here
I pulled her twice during the event a few weeks ago right after I redeemed her in the shop :/
good
so you can MLB her
Should be 120 my friend
, jk...
i'll hold onto my gems
Or can I even do SP :/
idk ik this one im at rn has
TRP currently my issue
How good is Painlève?
decent
situational healer
in my experience enemy will be dead before she gets to heal
Might use her for my Fleet 2
so preload healers are still better
amazing
should've been race queen belorossiya, since nakhi already got like 2 skins this year

Yeah manjuu is obviously biased towards a few certain ships
Nakhimov is alright
but FUCKING HELL I SWEAR IF TAIHOE GET ANOTHER L2D-
rossiya fans: 
please let it be another Taihou L2D
LET THE GALAXY BURN
MW player detected
ye
Wtf rabbit and deer meat💀
Veteran player 🤝
when did u play MW
Initial release
I see
Found a fun way to crop NJs new L2D 
Yes honey 
The only good thing i pulled today was gloworm

Bnnuy
I pulled gloworm from requisition
Not from clearing.
Requisite deez
She ghosting me
"Great Sage"
Well you got few more days to pull her i believe
I am trying on it
Ight good luck



I’d do more glow wow but I sense someone watching 
Mwah
What does the switch icon do on NJ's new skin? It doesnt seem to do anything when I click it
It switches to NJ towering on you and doing the T pose
This one
I agree actually, the butt in her new skin seems a bit smaller. Her swimsuit skin butt is prime NJ cake
she looks like she has a dump truck there, but then it's just so... normal
they had to nerf her
Schrödinger ass, it’s either fat or normal 
yea compare to that

it looks pretty bigger by looks from in front
THAT WHAT I SAID,they nerf her ass
asset transfer
Yeah thats why im hesitant to buy her new skin, compared to her swimsuit her butt is just normal
YEAH i didnt expect that honestly
pfft heretic
simply confirms your choice
https://www.reddit.com/r/AzureLane/s/qJe5D43XTE
Some reddit talk about the ass 
Also from the front it looks like she has a giant bakery there, but from behind its normal. Its inconsistent
everyone copying taihou

Number three doesn’t confirm the change, you have to click on her face again to do the animation
maybe ass jiggling crashed the game during playtests

I have a new fav idle screen 
I seen this particular movement on reddit 
It's look like you know the thing
all this talk of ass and jiggle is making me want to turn the game on and compare....
jiggles
Do it
I guess
swimsuit NJ still got the biggest bakery for her skins i see.
Except its not even a comparison, her swimsuit is just MASSIVE compared to new skin
if you want twerking should've bought pearl

didn't say I didn't believe you ;d meant comparing other ship skins
Nice 
Unzen soon
Soon™
You got time till thursday boi
could also just be a camera angle with small actual difference in meat
I must get her. So she wont ghost me
||soon™, on war archives.
||
||unless u actually get her this rerun.||
Im sure you will man
she is deliberately sticking her ass out in her swimsuit paired with a camera angle that exploits it
I will get her now.
she is standing straight on her race skin with also compresses her ass
How do i get the xp tickets for expediting dr/pr ship construction?
Gravity
We should riot
Like Anson kind of riot

ok well

Pearl has the jiggles
Agreed, they have to buff her ass in her new skin. This is blasphemy
Ebbex

the sex.
It's war crime
We should bring manjuu to the Hague
essex and nj could swap outfits and i wouldnt be able to tell
🤔 idk... I think NJ Race Queen's jiggle is good
For real, someone has to be responsible for this and sued for the atrocity of nerfing her ass
People forget gravity exists 
THE NERFED HER ASS???? WTF
I digress
And to report this to Ryan Szimanski

What gravity brother, there's a massive (no pun intended) difference between her new skin and swimsuit
Here NJ
Ryan will support our cause and bring justice 
Icant 
True
do you know the difference in pose and perspective, it's not a big difference
with perspectives and angles though ;d Strasbourg Race queen LOOKS like her ass is insane
the only thing that saved her ass is how hot what she is wearing, especially the one within her bossom, she hit me on the weak side... 
If you think there's not a huge difference here then you are genuinely blind. Even i have a bigger ass than the left skin
Like the choice of Bottom wear on her 3D
stand up completely straight rn and tell me ur ass is not smaller compared to laying down stomach irst
Nah we gotta riot now
Btw we have boobs tier list,why we don't have ass tier list?

Nerfing NJs ass was the last straw
I can't tell, either way ,my ass is still big 
Yup in this new skin her front side is more appealing than behind view
For real, bring the pitchforks
rushed job
Physics is too much math for them
1 is standing completely straight basically squeezing her ass and the other is pushing her ass out wow I can't believe there's a difference in seen size
Ong
Infrequent/Mild.
What's this
proof?
Probably discords rule
Azur lanes rating on the App Store

Naw

Well they cant make it 18+ because then it would be off the app store
It’s funny that Apple says this game has “infrequent/mild sexual content.”
That’s true
Yeah idk.
A lot of them seem pretty similar in ass to me.
I could,but I would get banned ,so 
We need that to be frequent and whatever is above mild
-# for science
idk mine one is bg also too much jiggly
Im sayinggg
what is this skin 
Peak is what it is

Now we need one for musashi…….
Mine much firm ,too much muscle 
Musashi new l2d when
bunny one
We got bunny
If you are standing the ass shape could come off differently too
Yostar grant me this and my LIFE is yours
Fair, I like musashi too man
And the outfit is tight
🤝
🤝
🤝
I have EVERY musashi skin I need MORE
I’m gonna collect more msuashi’s now that she’s perma build pool.
Muahahahah
Next is musashi swimsuit trust
God I wish
I seen some concept art or smth
I forgot where I had the imagine
Nano got hers so sushi will get hers too trust
It came to me in a dream
I want a new Amagi l2d, again
Based
Nano oath when
and Takao has still never gotten an l2d somehow
Fr Ive been saying this, would love a nano oath skin
but I lost hope
Yes we must assess where the best parts of the gluteus maximus are
Sheffy oath when
This is true.
They got left at the beach
Lucky bastard
Takao will trust me
And so will shinano .
Spent hella cubes when she had her rerun
“And Yamato will be coming next patch for sure”
Shinano got somewhat questionable bunny girl skin l2d
I cant fuckin get one.
Man I wish
Da wife tho
Wish
Eyyy don’t fret she’s perma
As an ass connoisseur I take great pride in research the shape and movement of gluteus maximus and ive studied math and physics, became a major and I know every detail when something is nerfed and when something is buffed. Nerfing gluteus maximus is like insulting life itself, insulting nature, insulting the very primal existence and being that this universe bestowed upon us
I need floof
I will get her next exchange
I still question why the clock feature was necessary
God please
Inertion and existential philosphy of the ass
My man
But who would even draw her now that dish is out of commission
Fair enough
Dish

I got the skin tbh

Just chuck enuf cash at him and he’ll give you an L2D bikini mumomma
I need to unlock Kearsarge asap
UGHH IMA BUYY IT
Dont lie to yourself
If u got NJ. Get her race queen skin
MY man
Floooofs

I think he likes sakura
Im reluctant on her, Urlich, the Alsace bikini or Biscko swimsuit
True
Ngl none of NJ's l2ds I like
so untrue
My based brother from another mother
Based.
You'll let her escape though
I got fricken Alsace’s newest l2d cause I use her all the time
Shoulda got oumi
I regret
Oh well time to wait a year
...
Really :d Did you have something in mind?
BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA 🪇
Bro is based beyond belief
This skin you want?
Though he says even the booty
Holy boobs
Bro that face
yep, that was the spendiest patch for me this year
OHOW MY GOODNESS
I’m saying
Why she stroke the piss bottle
Anything always front facing appeals most to me
I had to choose between the two and onto went Alsace because my friend told me to get a skin for a ship I actually use.
oh
Wait the tails.
Where are they starting from.
since when Crow UvH is that stacked
A woman looks at me like that you best believe I will be pregnant by the end of the date
Artist took some liberties
Fair nuff
Damn she's freaky
Jesus he’s right

Dawg
WHERE ARE THOSE TAILS COMING FROM
WHERE IS THE BASE
Bum

I need a hint on what's coming before pulling the trigger 

A very
Very
Good time
Not as freaky as leopard print bremerton or mogador
not as freaky as onzen grozny
also really nice we Tirptiz Race queen event

Damnnn I had no idea this skin is that wild LMAO based devs
I CAN SEE IT
EVERY PERMUTATION
EVERY MOLECULE OF BOOB
EVERY PART OF HER HORNYNESS
True mogador takes the cake for the freakist shipgirl to exist up to date
Who
Smelly mog
Also side note : SWEET BABY JESUS H. FUCK
Theres interaction where she goes nutz
Oh i thought you were talking about a different one
There are multiple. That nurse one though is freaky as hell
Smelliest ships, mog and naganami
Everyone knows that the true best DD is trafalgar
Algegations
Left
Right
do a coin toss
Best shinano skin is her swimsuit
I should coin toss
No one seen what does the Soyuz skin do 
Oh I have.
My lord.
I know very well, since I own the skin
really? u want me to show her bussy
I love buying new l2d’s cause I love exploring the features lmaooo

shinano's swimsuit is much better unless you are a
-# lolicon
Compare the First L2D (Atago Swimsuit) to the newest one
AL JP LiveStream in 2 Day left..
HM
I’ll do this coin toss
hmm
I've been saying Pearl goes the craziest maybe but
Now if only her ass looks as good as in her swimsuit skin, would have been nice
Manjuu secret buffs her next year
I hope so 
You know who kinda got shafted on skins?
Yeah iirc her cake was like perfect
Round
Yorktown II
Yes, just to refresh your memory
Bache
Me when NJ ass nerf
We need L2D swimsuit Kearsarge
Funny I’m in my hometown so my internet isnt as fast so this thing was blank and right on cue as I finish it loads in
soràaaaaaaaaa
Literal flashbang
Also I rescind my previous statement
NJs cake nuked your connection and flashbanged you
Her ass was perfect
It was glorious
Such wonderful peaks and valleys sculpted on her body
I know chat
I just be that guy
I be masterful with my literacy for my hornyness
but :d does folding your legs like that not do something to your ass cheeks?
Kansas and Fargo need L2Ds ngl
yeah it does
Not really, the lower part of legs moves outside of upper part and upper body
Fuck that , I wanna be down horendous
I have a PHD in asstronomy
I want oumi to just make me fold
Would


WOMAN PLEASE
Ataco
PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THAT LOOK
MAKE ME PREGANTÉ
Por favor la chiquetta
Please just stare at me like that
Just once




