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battleship
Battleship gang?
ja

Ive been upgrading
U added?
open crates
Where's the midget sub gang?
Shut up heavy
I am opened Tenryu yet.
u calling midget sub a heavy? 
No the name
I saw that
ye
oh
Saw what
Oke
a heavy midget sub
Gambling
Jokes on you I never hit the bell muhahaha
Why were u born? To serve me, Your master
caught in 144p
Yeah, yeah, Unc, go take your meds 
Anyway YouTube keeps unsubbing me from stuff

dummy
First time anyone calls me unc.
I am honored
This is the unction
come to think of it
Don't call me dummy or I will sink the South Dakota
Welcome to the Club

I am surprised we haven't had no Unryū yet ingame
i bet you're so gay you forgot how to be gay
then again it wasn't a very well-known ship to begin with
Too lazy to sink it would rather have a tour
Anything in this generation is possible, I am age 23, and an Uncle already 
shut up bethany
I swear if it's an audio tour tho I would be pissed
hm thank god
this is why you can't get a good man
Cool
Goodman or foodman
Fisher price
Smells fishy
That's why I wash my fish with soap powder
why are you gay
Why are u you?
I murdered my goldfish by accident as a kid, stirred the bowl with the plug and somehow they died
because of you
Rip
tbf in IRL, its so confusing to have Nephews this early, or my childhood cousins end up being my Uncle/Aunt, while they're the cousins of my Father and Mother 💀
why aren't you the mother?
Karma will have me reborn as a goldfish for the same fate

I dont get those ngl
Damn, I let my mom take care of the fish, I just fed em food 
it's okay, i'll make you a mother soon enough
Smart

I do not like being a woman, its a curse
I have no recollection of the incident just what I was told
Goldfish and hamsters dying horrific deaths:
True
Wooden spoon probs gave me brain damage
Wait what?
my mother accidentally killed my turtles
Are u woman that u say this?

Burn in hell
Damn today my degen purchase has arrived to the mail office and I gotta pay some import taxes 
My sister's Guinea pig died horribly squashed by being stepped on

you joking me right? 
Stupid idiot left it in her knight gown thing and mom walked over it not realizing
A hamster doesnt got to Valhalla if it dies normally
both girls
I shouldnt have bought cartons of pokemon cards
they'll grow up to be great bunny girls

I am this close on bashing my head to sleep
Hamsters are cool
skill issue
Buy more
Are u a joke to me?
I bought 4 of the shipping boxes
@late shale i survived
i mean you smell like a joke
Thats 48 boxes of cards
but feel serious
Ive always had cats
You are a joke
true

Nuh uh
i am a joke
Am I?
anyway, back to racism
Ye
we dont talk about the guns
You don't have cats, the cats are the real owners 😂

You are the hooman servants
My cat is currently residing on my chest
I love my cats
my cats are somewhere around the house
Sweet. Pat pat it
idk where
I think you died tbh
Abyss
eh, they eventually turn up
@stiff forum can i join u guys?
Is that kaiser?
my cats are like interdimensional beings
ja
Neko cats?
they disappear into the void only to appear hours later
Im rlly glad Tirpitz is getting a skin
idk ask @late shale
Kaiser is brokenly op
ikr
Can i? @late shale
guns are good
maybe they are nekos when they disappear into the void

Mine has alot of floof
speed nice too
why are you sped
well that's an interesting bundle... all three skins and a ring?
Yeah, probably a VA Change is the only viable choice here
or no VA, also possible
we’ll see
Im content with this,
if it means her and Hood aren’t lost to the void
Hood needs a retro
It’d be hella funny
I'm getting mixed reactions here
Collab ships are the true UR
I don’t keep collab boats
Exactly and unless it reruns you can't get any again
Fair enough
I like the ryza ones because they had fancy effects
less dockspace for me
I’m ok 
Hi infernal
Fatmidable 
brown
I haven't even started playing the game yet.
brown rock shitter
I haven't played for a few days 😕
||Unfortunately due to some stuff that's been happening on my end irl.||
@late shale DUDEEEEEEEEEE WHAT
Hope things get better for ya
Fucking crazy we didnt win that. I killed the guy with time left
Had 4 kills tho
I'll attempt to log in on the next 10-12 hours.
dawg that was crazy nice last sec kill
You see those capture points ?

Thanks. I appreciate your concern, my guy. 
nah he killed the last one on last second but we still lost
💀
I also hope that everything else will go well for you as well.
is the racing queen bundle for purchase or still separate ?
Probs didn't register fast enough or some crap
I got credited with the kill tho
i wonder how much it would cost to buy the bundle
moomy
Yeah, I don't think there's a shipgirl who is more yandere than she is
Thanks I am just chilling these days but on another AL break
Y
Hi
I just want owari..
Meh the chat is lil hard to read
Who is that in the background ?
Akagi and Taihou are on par, but different
Roon is a War Freak
Junyouu is Delusional
Unicorn is a Joke
Atago is just Thirsty
Unless this is somehow feasible in the og client delete this
This literally can get your account nuked
mogador is horni
Nah I don't think it feasible
Literally what's wrong with it tho ?
Been using it almost a year now
tf are those green text holy
Custom clients are banned in ToS
Its fine to use it but dont post screenshots of it
I like the green an blue writing
As she always will be
Your account not mine i guess
Discord suck I guess if they ban custom stuff, wish they cared about scammers as much
Normal discord literally crashing every time I open not only that it also buggy as hell😭
I've never had that issue
Unless you use discord on linux
It doesnt work on linux
My screen either got cut on half everytime I open it or just the exist button
This is junyou
Cut in half ? Beware the person standing in your room
kitkatd
I knew the other junyou was an imposter
💯
Elvis is still having his KitKat break
Pie rat
nice
@late shale @merry robin that ship is gud fr
hello
Junyou after seeing your meme
true
?
also are even they sisters to being with they don't share class
Taihou best yandere (and most sane aswell) and it's not even close
@late shale @merry robin two times mvp btw
Ts wows blitz? I think you should use #other-games
Me the bois walking out after finals (we are cooked)
Shut up
Let the lady post

Real
NEVER

You will never say never to me boy
I protect the lady
Never

"thats the way to hell sir"
I know you didn’t say that to me boy.
And now he’s no longer breathing

Then it should be easy to beat you up

Old man
Maybe even your great grandad's dad
One punch and you tear your acl
Old ass
I sneeze I die
Hes typing his testament
Let him cook
I need Nubian it's traumatic seeing her
how were dinos back then
Essex dynamic (980 gems?)
New Jesery L2D+ (1260 gems?)
Nakhimov dunamic (980 gems?)
3220? that is around $40 with the 2400+880 (no double).
If the bundle cost like $34 it wont really be much different from buying them with gems.
I had a pet called Rex and a raptor that was a clever girl
proof?
Didn't have cameras back then sadly
You stole about 3 of my kills
U are a monster
hell fcking nawh
You using Kaiser still?
nawh
My aim is so low
st louis
I crippled them and you snuck up with final hit
i build with with extra armor built and less reload time
I have a 100% win record in kaiser on PC by pure luck lol
My aim is broken
I even knocked out 3 battleships
Some ship grinding to me
that does NOT feels like a cruiser can do without torps
He is stealing your aim
That aint normal
💀
I missed a Kongo at 10km somehow the dispersion decided nope
I had a 169k game in Kremlin today
yea me 4 times in row
Nice title hehehe
lol thats the fleet name
Where did u find that title

i can add you in it
At least you didn't miss a devstrike on a cruiser with huge citadel full broadside at 9km
Add yes
A-
Kongo was broadside and afk I swear they keep a protection shield on afk ships or something
Dang
My eyes thank you good sir
Room light saved me
It the light were off probably gonna be in heaven already
My Montana is better
I wonder what line should I do next except italian BBs
Have hit a DD at 21km with kongo and then called a cheater lol
me one shoting dds
Undead Hood
@late shale did too
My aim is so smol
One player was flirting with me even
aim on their head
Grinding up aint normal
Yamato is terrible in wows 2025 btw
Lemme guess is it vi
How do we fix her ?
depends on how you use it since shi is slow
cant just rush in
What did I do
one shot destroyers
Its a carrier no?
I only was able to do it once when I got that last second kill
name has it
Then why fuckin expect yamato to rush in????
Is bismarck in wows?
Me when New York o ly goes 20 knots
We did it yesterday
Who’s Yamato
That's not the problem. On PC everything counter her. She is slow asf (but Vermont exists), terrible turret traverse speed, can't get too close, horrible hull, 10s dcp, bad repair party. The guns are great, the whole ship is not. She's situational
new mexico too
Bismarck in wows is juicy free damage thanks to the players belief she is invincible
I love New Mexico
@stiff forum why the hell wows dont have Musashi
ik bruh i have her on legends
its so limited

Noooooo
They do
Well PC version does
On legends she does very good (I think). On PC? Hell nah
Musashi had nerfed accuracy and is in tier 9
Man, I want me a USS Alaska 
But man the Yamato class are so weak if you get close
Large Cruiser
Those 4 cheeks are free citadels
Holy shit it’s the Alaska 
Bismack
The only one that can push is Satsuma but even then, you need to be very careful.
feels like someone stabbed on yo heart when those shells hit
💀
four times
And even then Maine is better and it's not even close
My citadel hits do nothing i swear
Some dude tried to knife fight my Lion with Yammy and thanks to knowing her weakness he died fast
Is gouden a battleship?
Cruiser
this shit cant be cruiser
Oke
bro is a secret bb trust me
Insanity lol
Hmm
Bbg for me
Formi who do you think is more annoying Libertad or Colombo?
but three
The reload helps with keeping up the damage
fr
no problem with the trev speed too
cause guns everywhere
lmao

I barley even took damage too
Tbf matey I have quit the game before those two came out
Wise choice ngl
Waifff
Annoying to me was the harugumo I think it was and smolensk

Harugumo with the mg42 guns that will burn an Azuma before you can blink
Dont sink waif
Me when im attacked by hundreds of aircraft
Minotaur is also annoying
Love mino
Yuro has a great video on how to mino
She got her arms open there as well
Any PR ship comes from WoWs bro
mama
Don't use smoke and trick them 
Shiesty
Do not use a paywall

"you are a dpm cruiser, so no radad" ~Yuro in how to des moines
Is it a lonely road
even me behind paywall
Yea I have over 100 prems on my account I regret it deeply not bragging just don't be dumb like me
What road?
The only road you have ever known
Whats there
Pay to win
Just ordered 5 AL booster packs if i get NJ i will sponsor the guy who cosplayed akagi
Ts my beloved
MAINEREE
I am f2p
they gib you chances to grind
Yes bro yes. The best Super BB in game. The GOAT
iam f2p too
USS Prinz Eugen please
Gib
Peak
It's a real shame she wasnt made a museum
Trust me bro she is WORTH IT. That thing is dented
Currently working on Bismarck to get another tier X ship
Tf kinda collab is this
Welp... good luck with FdG and Preussen in randoms
Anime and gacha
Gn
Gn barb
She was commissioned into the US Navy before being nuked and sunk
They take a shit ton of damage very easily and they're huge
I grinded that line aswell, Bismarck was fun tho
see
might do more then only that
Hmm
Hehe. Do it. Gn. See ya later
gn

Fr
Uh oh
Perchance
never

Clipped
Always

No if seriously we are friends
for entertainment purposes only. All copyright belongs to @stiff forum
Or are you
You told me this already
You still misspelled the last part
Saying again
Hm
Iam literally so much older then him
Is that you Nintendo ?

How old is Vi
Whom
I was just joking don’t kill me now 💔

Typo
25
True
Hrm
And how old is Barb
Wont say
Delete
Nah
Lol
Clipped

Or u gonna get bonked by dc
Nah bro fr delete it
💀
I never told you bitch
Calm down
Oke
Ik chill down
I ma sleep
Interesting

Gn
@remote nymph I saw it bro


Hmm
He is writing every bbs name on it that's why they dead
Get him chat
I love battleships
Even if theyre fat and slow
Iowa is fast
It just means they got some big surprises
Fast battleships
Slow?
Aka : Burger
Good night chat
Gn nj
Good morning
Bro slept forever
If I don't have classes tmr
Then I go back to sleep
I'll do that
Wake it up from next day before it does to you instead
I wish but I fall asleep randomly and do not know when I fall asleep
Understandable
Sorry
Dw about it
Typo
Eugen core
Have you been had
Gn
Chat I have 5 tests in the next 4 days am I cooked?
What kind
No
You still survive
Until the result day
Me back in college
Don have idea what's happening after thst
(still alive tho)
Math
Navigation
History
Physic
Electronic
(where my home at?)
I only had to take 1 math class in college if I had to take more I would've offed myself
2 for me, calculus i won't take again in academic settings
Time doesn't flies around when you learn math
Rn I'm doing limits in math. Shit is annoying
So real
I only passed with a C
One message removed from a suspended account.
I did gud
C's get degrees
Not like you need to remember every fcking shi on math just learn the shi ikr
It's enough

precalculus and trig were more enjoyable than whatever calculus 1 threw at me
I only had to take the math class because I didnt score high enough on the entrance tests for my degree path
At least you learnt grades doesn't matter the one who copies also can get good grades

Very
Real
Good morning, humans.
I dont even got a job that requires my degree anyways

*ships
Per usual
🫂 wish they understood
Y'all in college nice
Graduated

Me too
Ye
I'm in high school
You are not
Afaik my country doesn't have college team sports (afaik)
She is however.
That's a plus point
You never know
what if he knows
What position you were when played
Defender?
Oh center mid
Hmm
I like goalkeeper role
Ts hard
Holy gran
eternal banishment
Imagine not defending properly everyone will blame u


Iam a right winger
Iam not defender

Defense wins championships
my country is the sole one addicted to basketball in the region as opposed to football
is your country the united states of somalia
Oh ok.
Real af
Like worse
People are just gifted
btw what is this
If you heavy cruiser, scrapped
I like the cf role but in the end I prefer goalkeeper cuz I'm better at it and I lack dribbling🥀
Sometimes I can't even drible
like i genuinely dont get it

massive ships, some of the supercarriers are over a 1000 feet long
Cf doesn't need dribbling Bru it's striker
I don't like the oygen
Is it because 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
I broke my nose once because I tried to hit the ball and it bounced up and hit me in the face
Ts what I lack.
But hey I don't play football on agonistic level so
(But when I play with my friends I usually stay as goalkeeper unless I don't feel like)
Ever heard of Adriano the Emperor shot against Real Madrid?
the concept of balls being a universal thing in sport is interesting to me
Baseball
Football
Basketball
Volleyball
Dodgeball
Maybe my brain is old now
A ball can do much
Tldr; 178km/h shot
Real
every balls
A spherical object brings much joy indeed
Oh?
It's fine bro, Adriano didn't become so famous anyway
They're even in space
Wtf bro 210 kph? 💀💀💀💀
Great wotb driving me insane
Need to chat to calm down now
Fr
Bluds sniping
3rd Corps could not handle the onslaught and began to break
And we thought Roberto Carlos fired bullets
Imagine receiving such a thing in ur face
Headahot
Armor piercing shi
"Devastating strike"
Pretty sure Ronaldo broke Manuel neur's hand
Load armor Piercing
Yeah

Bet the gk said "hell nah, I'm not risking"
Even that shi faster then my bike
The goal net: nah I'd win
Yashin might actually save that one
I crashed my motorcycle at that speed once
Okay so ignoring the fact that I wrote that in the wrong channel…… how do you guys think the UR’s you obtain from the shop (eg. Laffey 2) will be implemented permanently into the game? Do y’all think they’ll have their own special shop or just be added into the build pool? I’ve been wondering for a while now sooo……. Wonder if anyone else wondered
we don't know anything as it didn't rerun yet
Drive safe
Dribbling
I still need a new motorcycle
yeah I know I was just using laffey 2 as an example. I wanted to see if anyone had any speculations on that lol
Dudes gonna travel around the world
imo it will probably be the same
Overrated Imo. But hey none of us have saw him play
Hmm
The spider
Spiderman
Won’t know until they reruns and get added perm as you said but I’m hoping that’ll be the case since it’ll probably be more difficult and weird to do anything else for the shop UR’s
Well true only the grand knows
He surely was, otherwise he wouldn't have won Ballon D'Or. But we can't say how good it was cuz we didn't see him play, js like Pele
Grandads
Dor didn't existed back then

It did bro
Or Pele steal it all
Was created in 1956
Blud was insane
Hmm
Sup chat
Sup beenjamin
Pele would have won 7 ballon d'or if it wasn't only europeans players could win it
R9 for me was the best number 9 oat, How I wish I was born 40 years ago to see him play
Hmm
Granpa and my dad did
But they both loved maradona

Same for my dad. He saw him, Maradona, Baggio, Van Basten and many more
Hot take;
Maradona>Messi in skills terms.
Career Messi takes the W tho
Hmm
Where is this from
This super Mario 64 type model
Maradona way goated than mesi imo
Kinda think both have same skills 5 star player but Messi have kinda rough dribbling
Hmm
If only I knew more about the sport
That's not what I meant. Career Messi takes the W, I don't see anyome surpassing him in career terms.
Maradona Imo was a better player cuz in his era, Serie A (my league and that back then was the best league in the world) was full of defenders that would beat you up insanely, they were super rough, and Maradona was beaten up a lot by them yet he could endure it. Also, he played in Napoli which was a team that basically was fighting for not being relegated. Maradona arrives and what happens? Napoli wins the league two times and even an UEFA cup. A single player that basically changed a whole team. Unlike Messi who always had other outliers in his team
Messi for sure was an outlier aswell, but Maradona basically changed a whole team
Instagram decide to be normal for once and gave me this thing and itpretty peak 
Hellaw cursed gif
Locked in alien
Gn
Day time
Thanks have a good day if it is day times on u ig
Remember guys, hug your ww1 shipgirl and tell em the war wasn't their fault. 
After taking heavy casualties at the Battle of the Somme, is Verdun a must win for Germany?
soup and sex
Bro there’s no way although they bleed the French out at Verdun but really their was just too much higher than the Brits and French

how much does the lvls of ships matter? is lvl 92 vs 100 a big diff etc?
Does War Archive still consumed oil too?
iirc there are no specific spikes but having a level advantage gives BIG buffs and a level disadvantage gives equally big nerfs
yes
im currently lvling up ships, but not sure who to lvl outside of unicorn 
most ships work great in most things, just level whoever you like most as people
❤️
yeah, but some of my ships are non max limit break ur which is not optimal I've been told
etc
And I have ALOT of chips
ships*
it's fine you can get there
people emphasize limit breaks so much because this game allows you to feasibly mlb everyone

chat is practicing a new intelligence gathering method where enemy movements come to us in a dream 
how is a shinano pfp flabbergasted by this ✨
✨
if she says nah id win
🗿
Hello, anyone?
Oh really?
lets find someone
I sure do
Bruh, you here again, how god appear to me

Hrm..
Wie hast du das herausgefunden?
Tust du so, als ob ich dich nicht sehen könnte, hm?
Nur du wirst mich fangen, Prinz.
booba
Hrm...
azur lane and warthunder co op when




