al-general

[surreal lagoon]

my khirishima is cute

good

[nimble sable]

Bleh

[weak parrot]

stop buying stupid weiss schwartz cards

my god

[meager marsh]

But whyyyy…..

[weak parrot]

because they're stupid

[meager marsh]

You can put it on display or something…..

Show off your ship wife….

[weak parrot]

they're fucking playing cards

not trading cards

[meager marsh]

So what

I’d still put it on display

What are you gonna play anyway. With who.

[weak parrot]

that's why they're stupid

[meager marsh]

:(

[weak parrot]

because they're trying present playing cards as trading cards

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[meager marsh]

Honestly limited play cards do sound stupid since you can’t properly play with them unless you know someone who has other play cards

[weak parrot]

finally someone who gets it

like

it literally defeats the purpose of a playing card

like if you want to make it a trading card, make it a damn trading card

don't put stupid play mechanisms on it

[meager marsh]

Money money money is the goal clearly… but yeah why don’t they just make it a trading card

Do they wanna be different

[weak parrot]

likely because they're just lazy

[meager marsh]

Was that their original brand or whatever

[weak parrot]

they could easily contract with a baseball trading card company

[blissful oxide]

money printing

[weak parrot]

but no, they have to be lazy and use weiss schwartz

like fuck off

[late shale]

Hmm

[meager marsh]

[blissful oxide]

ok back to mw'ing

gonna farm inf'ly

[meager marsh]

I guess I feel better about not having the Otto Von Alvensleben card(s)

[blissful oxide]

lmao

[regal turret]

bleh

[meager marsh]

What

[blissful oxide]

what abt figurine

[blissful oxide]

infinitely

[regal turret]

hi

[blissful oxide]

hi

[weak parrot]

i do have some love live weiss schwartz cards, but only because they came as a bundle with an actual useful magazine

like, i didn't even know it came with the cards

[blissful oxide]

aldex owner

[regal turret]

henlo

how u doing mate

[meager marsh]

Unfortunately she doesn’t have a figurine for me to be sad about not having

[weak parrot]

i just wanted the magazine and there was a little bag with three love live playing cards

[blissful oxide]

nice, playing wuwa for 71th hour

[nimble sable]

And I have funny discord coded cards for shits and giggles which I watch people gamble to get better shipgirls :p

[meager marsh]

Maybe that’s a good thing actually

[blissful oxide]

ah

[weak parrot]

i have uh

[surreal lagoon]

is wuwa good game

[weak parrot]

love live figures

[surreal lagoon]

I like art

[viral matrix]

figurines are a waste of money imo

[regal turret]

holy shit 😭

[meager marsh]

But… but…. you get to stare at them….. and like…. Hold your wif….

[uneven forum]

He walked all over it with his dirty boots

[weak parrot]

figurines are a less waste of money than limited playing cards that you can't actually play with

[viral matrix]

my brother in christ
i have almost 4000 hours on gmod

[weak parrot]

figurines at least you can display

[uneven forum]

Over the crisp white sheets of my bed that I had just made

[regal turret]

fucking crazy

[lyric spear]

Hello

[regal turret]

my most played game in steam barely has 300 hours

[viral matrix]

hold the plastic made in the shape of your "wife"

[weak parrot]

honestly, game enjoyment is subjective

[next helm]

Is been a long time what's up is Mr Steve is here :]

[nimble sable]

Who tf summoned anchovy in here 😭 🙏

[surreal lagoon]

u did by spawning

[lyric spear]

Avanti!

[viral matrix]

if i were to combine the playtime on all my steam games, i'd easily reach 8k

[surreal lagoon]

I have 0 hours

[meager marsh]

I would if I had one….

[regal turret]

insane

[weak parrot]

i downloaded wuwa once

but then i had no space

so i deleted it instantly

[regal turret]

i think mine would be around 800 hours combined

[nimble sable]

Panzer vor's your l3's

[weak parrot]

so like i never even played it

[lyric spear]

Panzer Vor!!!

[weak parrot]

[blissful oxide]

dw, I'm good

[blissful oxide]

no it's a shit game fyi

[viral matrix]

should just take the wargaming route and summon the "Entwicklung" series of tanks

[meager marsh]

This always happens to me

[surreal lagoon]

it is?

[weak parrot]

to be fair, AL is a shit game

[meager marsh]

[weak parrot]

and it still has many players

[regal turret]

honestly it was supposed to be less hours, but i farmed 300h on some hentai game

[surreal lagoon]

we play for fanservice

[blissful oxide]

depends on what u think

[nimble sable]

I arleady have created an abomination of a german tank

[blissful oxide]

e

[meager marsh]

At least they’re generous ? With the Gacha and stuff

[viral matrix]

war thunder has better gameplay

[surreal lagoon]

wife

[weak parrot]

sure, but as a game, it's absolute shit

[regal turret]

don't forget to drink water and eat bro

[blissful oxide]

I did like few hours ago

[meager marsh]

I guess you have a point since the gameplay is boring and auto-able

[weak parrot]

especially with campaign making you clear stages 4 times just to complete the damn thing

[blissful oxide]

so near to the third day

[nimble sable]

To quote one commenter about is

"What if Haunebu and Object 279 had a child"

[blissful oxide]

nvm I forgot it's 72th hour

[regal turret]

i see

[meager marsh]

Unless you’re like on world 13 or more in which you probably have to play manually

[weak parrot]

the funny thing is that snowbreak is actually good

it's just that the mobile controls are absolute shit

[blissful oxide]

hey it's the aldex owner u rarely came into here don't u

[weak parrot]

so it's utterly unplayable

[nimble sable]

Yes

[uneven forum]

He walked all over it with his dirty boots!

[weak parrot]

it's shame though, because i actually like that game

[nimble sable]

I appear when I feel like appearing

[blissful oxide]

ah

[uneven forum]

Over the crisp white sheets of the bed I had just made!

[meager marsh]

Are you ok

[blissful oxide]

it's a poem, is it

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-7-alicorn-submarine-surface-captain-torres-gif-11902111770875056058

[regal turret]

my ass want to go home

[viral matrix]

is this a poem

[meager marsh]

Is that a no

[weak parrot]

modern submarines are so ugly

[blissful oxide]

alicorn

[nimble sable]

He is a taihou fan sir
He went insane as soon as he got kidnapped

[blissful oxide]

damn

[weak parrot]

bring back the good old days of boat shaped submarines

[shut crane]

omg I just noticed a weird ass feature on youtube

[viral matrix]

its about practicality
not looks

[blissful oxide]

please tell

[uneven forum]

It's a plan to save ten million lives

[meager marsh]

It’s okay, I’ll kick you to your home so you get there faster

[weak parrot]

yeah well fuck practicality

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-7-alicorn-submarine-captain-torres-unexpected-visitor-gif-12187509948561152035

[blissful oxide]

lmao

[blissful oxide]

sup

[shut crane]

the player changes the brightness of the black bars around the video depending on the video content

[surreal lagoon]

to wife or not to wife

question!

[viral matrix]

looks dont matter
what matters is if its good at its job

[blissful oxide]

enty drinking salt? never

[uneven forum]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[weak parrot]

don't wife

[uneven forum]

I KNOW IT NOW

[meager marsh]

I think you need to. Do something that isnt whatever you’re doing right now

[uneven forum]

IM BUYING THE MONARCH SKIN

[surreal lagoon]

u gotta to be gay

[shut crane]

was watching the video and something seemed different

[tawny zenith]

What one

[uneven forum]

gooning

[next helm]

Wife no questions

[uneven forum]

@tawny zenith

[weak parrot]

i prefer halford

[shut crane]

on hte side where there's a bright light, the black bar is no longer black

[tawny zenith]

Mommy

[meager marsh]

Does gooning make someone this confusing

[daring vale]

Azur Lane

[weak parrot]

also, anchorage is wifeable because she's easy to manipulate

[shut crane]

momarch good wife

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-7-alicorn-submarine-captain-torres-railcannon-gif-10593119903435708176

[weak parrot]

[uneven forum]

The answer i syes

The seas were rough that day, and still I landed one of the two shots

[meager marsh]

Interesting

[nimble sable]

Evil ahhh

[viral matrix]

true
mind of a toddler, afterall

[surreal lagoon]

we need more

like this

[meager marsh]

I don’t think you’re looking to wife her up with that mindset……

[uneven forum]

don't manipulate

[weak parrot]

nah, i just want to sex whenever i want

[uneven forum]

instead you should gaslight

[weak parrot]

so easy to manipulate is good

[viral matrix]

so rape

[surreal lagoon]

this chat is strange

no

[uneven forum]

yo chill damn

[nimble sable]

Get out

[weak parrot]

just convince her that sex is good for soul

[viral matrix]

thats what it is by the book

[surreal lagoon]

enough

[uneven forum]

I prefer gaslighting as a term

[uneven forum]

bought this btw

[viral matrix]

skip

[surreal lagoon]

same

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-belong-to-len-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-17825920698457102181

[weak parrot]

i don't want her to feel about about it lol

[meager marsh]

hey maybe we should like not say weird stuff and just be basic gooners. How about that

[uneven forum]

exactly

[weak parrot]

i just want to convince her to crave sex

[meager marsh]

How about we just goon without any reason guys haha

[uneven forum]

ethical gooning

[weak parrot]

which is easy with anchorage

[meager marsh]

I think that’s better than whatever this is

[uneven forum]

FUCK

[weak parrot]

lmao

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-gif-26118740

[meager marsh]

TAIHOU

[weak parrot]

anyway, back to racism

ciao

[viral matrix]

consider putting your hands off the keyboard

[meager marsh]

[uneven forum]

ngl

[meager marsh]

yknow I agree with this

[uneven forum]

TAIHOU

[meager marsh]

taihou just taihou

[weak parrot]

hakuhou is better

[viral matrix]

taihou is trash get real

[uneven forum]

to each their own

[uneven forum]

as the saying goes

one man's trash is another one's treasure

https://tenor.com/view/taihou-taiho-azur-lane-slow-ahead-uwu-gif-20555643

[weak parrot]

queen anne's revenge is hotter

[blissful oxide]

queen Anne's revenge on what

[weak parrot]

especially since she's anglo-french

[uneven forum]

yeah I bought the skin

[meager marsh]

She isn’t THAT bad…. Like she can be endearing and stuff

[blissful oxide]

wow

[uneven forum]

I like her saying posh, eh

[weak parrot]

to be fair, she's better than mog

[uneven forum]

the gaze makes me weak in the knees

[viral matrix]

meh
imo
the tempestas, aside rf, have the most disgusting designs

[severe lion]

I am peak

[blissful oxide]

woah

[uneven forum]

paired with the mascara/eyeliner

[blissful oxide]

dolphin

[uneven forum]

ive only a few preferences

and its actually just queen anne

[weak parrot]

dolphin isn't disgusting, she just wants to sleep with you

[uneven forum]

i care not for the rest

[blissful oxide]

sleep

[azure tangle]

German, wife shaped, big, black hair, horns

[weak parrot]

i like tempesta on principle

[meager marsh]

Mogador can be somewhat endearing… though I’m going based off her secretary story thing that I watched once where she was kind of caring? Or whatever? And cute? I dunno man

[nimble sable]

Isnt she a minor-

[severe lion]

So true man just horny tentacle wooden boats and no real pirate

[weak parrot]

she's kinda older than most of the ships

but yeah, it's in her lines

[uneven forum]

Hm? Who?

Oh, you're referring to yourself

[autumn spire]

le no tkb 😭

[blissful oxide]

how much % ppl of al care abt a shipgirl being minor or not

[weak parrot]

do you know how little that narrows it down

[blissful oxide]

[autumn spire]

le seggs

[nimble sable]

I care sir

[azure tangle]

I ain't german

[uneven forum]

Friedrich

[meager marsh]

Aren’t there a lot of iron blood ships like that

I guess you mean FdG?

[uneven forum]

You're that Friedrich guy

[weak parrot]

exactly

[blissful oxide]

hmm wonder ur employees do

[blissful oxide]

literally nurnberg

[viral matrix]

non-german simping for a boat the reich would've built

[blissful oxide]

perfect

[weak parrot]

it's okay to enjoy german stuff, just don't be a prussiaboo/wehraboo

[blissful oxide]

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/shimakaze-gif-7775435

[azure tangle]

Look again

[meager marsh]

Based on the name they probably mean fdg

[nimble sable]

Very much

[blissful oxide]

noted

[weak parrot]

prussiaboos are even more disturbing than wehraboos

[blissful oxide]

I looked

[azure tangle]

I don't think that hair is black

[viral matrix]

how?

[uneven forum]

they're cut from the same cloth

[blissful oxide]

damn how are u right

[weak parrot]

wehraboos are less insane

[blissful oxide]

ahhhhh

forget it

[meager marsh]

Because I’m smart

[uneven forum]

eh prussiaboos are monarchists and wehras can be literal nazis

[blissful oxide]

me goldfish memory

[uneven forum]

again, same cloth

[severe lion]

[weak parrot]

well, my view is that obsession with militarism is worse than obsession with racism

[meager marsh]

What. What do these things mean

[severe lion]

My tummy hurt

[weak parrot]

both are bad, but militarism is worse

[severe lion]

[meager marsh]

Do you want tummy rubs or something

[viral matrix]

because warmongering?

[uneven forum]

highkey I think they're equally unhinged

[severe lion]

[azure tangle]

Ok so anyone else have a idea what ship is german, wife shaped, big, black hair, horns and isn't fdg?

[weak parrot]

prussiaboos gave rise to your average middle american patriot

[viral matrix]

like every other ib ship

[nimble sable]

I forgor if Ulrich had horns or nah

[azure tangle]

Yes

[meager marsh]

Ok well I was gonna tell you to go ask some random ass mommy shipgirl but whatever. Hope you feel better soon

[shut crane]

take a big ol dump

[meager marsh]

Have no clue how to treat tummy aches

[uneven forum]

1# germany great again prussiabismarck enjoyer
is from rural idaho

[weak parrot]

your average middle american patriot is more obsessed with following prussian militarism than being an actual racist

[shut crane]

I had a tummy ache too, released it into the bowl

[severe lion]

This is your waifu

[shut crane]

so much better

[uneven forum]

he was gay btw

thats the funny part

[azure tangle]

That's a dude

[weak parrot]

it's also the doctrine of our current military administration

[severe lion]

It's literally Fdg

[azure tangle]

The worm aint glowing with this one

[weak parrot]

idk man, he's pretty hot

[severe lion]

Fake fan

[uneven forum]

he's gay, you have a shot

[azure tangle]

I know

[meager marsh]

UvH and Alvitir?

However you spell her name

[azure tangle]

Correct

Alvitr

[weak parrot]

he's gay and dead

[nimble sable]

Ulrich has red horns

[weak parrot]

i have uh

pink horns

[azure tangle]

Fluffy also>

[uneven forum]

I like Alvitr

she reminds me of Taihou

[azure tangle]

?

[severe lion]

I like Glowworm

[meager marsh]

They didn’t specify the colour of the horns, just the hair

[azure tangle]

She's sort of like taihou

[uneven forum]

Hipper off your starboard

[weak parrot]

i like snow white

[nimble sable]

I have alot of favourites but I choose Mainz overall

[weak parrot]

the nikke one

[severe lion]

Time to ram

[azure tangle]

Not white snow from the hit game wittle defender?

[uneven forum]

If I had to pick a german, it'd be hindenburg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1343156542920196167/HindyShake.gif

[blissful oxide]

had to

[weak parrot]

no, i prefer snow white from nikke

[blissful oxide]

if I'm forced to pick a

[azure tangle]

I prefer Rosanna in nikke

Wife shaped

Very

[uneven forum]

I quite like the new nikke actually

whats it called

[blissful oxide]

what a shame agir don't have oath skin

[uneven forum]

natuya?

[azure tangle]

Or the Uvh clone crow

[weak parrot]

liberlio?

[uneven forum]

Nayuta

[weak parrot]

nayuta is the old new one

[late shale]

Hmm

[shut crane]

jp twitter still hasn't posted tirpitz skin

[weak parrot]

liberalio is the new new one

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-nayuta-gif-2407409189734594244

[meager marsh]

OH OH also you could argue brunhilde too

Oh wait the device in her head is. A device. Not a horn. Whoops

[uneven forum]

yes i'M quite fond of her design

[weak parrot]

yeah, that's nayuta, the old new one

[shut crane]

it's noyuz

[weak parrot]

i prefer her without her eyes closed

[shut crane]

a bit smaller in the boobs I guess

[uneven forum]

It reminds me of Jinhsi

https://tenor.com/view/wuthering-waves-jinhsi-gif-wuwa-wuthering-gif-8611764785360989411

[weak parrot]

i hate covered eyes

[uneven forum]

Maybe it's the eyebrows

[severe lion]

I love bang covering eye

[shut crane]

it's raining takos

[severe lion]

[azure tangle]

Also wife

I love split dyes

[late shale]

Hmm

[meager marsh]

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

[uneven forum]

btw remind me but shes the one that fought godzilla right

[meager marsh]

Sameeeee

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-godzilla-minus-one-godzilla-attacks-the-takao-japanese-cruiser-takao-takao-gif-6204472604228274764

I still can't believe this happened

[shut crane]

oh is that why people been drawing takao with godzilla?

[uneven forum]

yeah

[azure tangle]

Yes

[uneven forum]

lmao

[shut crane]

I finally found out

[severe lion]

[uneven forum]

https://youtu.be/WCEuLSNWGC8?si=4PZ8TCnpmBM9PEuQ

[azure tangle]

I always thought it had something to do with the new ish movie

[shut crane]

I'm a gamer, I don't watch movies

[azure tangle]

Watch transformers one

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-belong-to-len-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-17825920698457102181

THE TONGUE

I CANT HANDLE THE TEASING

[azure tangle]

Taihou is getting freaky with it

[uneven forum]

she needs to be put in her place

[azure tangle]

[shut crane]

I post cat pictures online

[azure tangle]

Cat shaped

[uneven forum]

russian cat

[next helm]

Takao gets eaten 💔🥀

but was a pretty cool see

[next helm]

Hm if I wonder that happens why Takao was never see

[severe lion]

[next helm]

what if Godzilla was real

Hell naw

[shut crane]

sometimes I even post cute boats

[uneven forum]

now there's two of them

[azure tangle]

What if shipgirls were real

[weak parrot]

I like her

[sleek cape]

I’m taking sodak to pound town

[trim gyro]

they are real

[weak parrot]

What if NIKKE were real

[uneven forum]

I'm taking taihou to pound town

[sleek cape]

No questions asked

[azure tangle]

What

[next helm]

Man

[sleek cape]

Mr Steve

[late shale]

Hmm

[sleek cape]

When do I turn in my homework

[next helm]

Is not been playing azur lane bad or touching green

[next helm]

Turn it off

[uneven forum]

how university students see the world:

I HAVE A DEADLINE TOMORROW

I HAVE A DEADLINE TOMORROW

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-gif-3520887439144178885

[sleek cape]

How gooners see the world:

Pretty girl, GOON.

[next helm]

should nuke that school so it will be deadline

[trim gyro]

what

[weak parrot]

That’s how the plot of NIKKE was born

[violet panther]

ain't Arsenal (football/soccer) clubmembers are also officially called "gooners"?

[uneven forum]

actually that's a good summary

[azure tangle]

Chat is so bonkable this hour

[sleek cape]

Idk smart man

Your the smartest one here why don’t you look

[violet panther]

me? smart? dont be rediculous

[sleek cape]

Yes very smart

Good potential

👍👍👍

[blissful oxide]

to be a noob

[weak parrot]

Imagine how big a civilian NIKKE industry would be

[next helm]

In Asia you get courage and motivated, and in Asia you Eat rice everyday, And in Asia you get sleep peacefully, and in Asia you get good grades good jobs a better future 🙂‍↕️ - wise Steve

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[blissful oxide]

only if Steve is actually wise he wouldn't need to get a job until became Steve jobs

[violet panther]

iirc, Tetra Industry (owned by Mustang) is big in civilian-Nikke

[weak parrot]

any ugly person can just move their brain to an attractive body

given they have the money to do so

Or have sponsorships

[trim gyro]

cosmetic surgery probably easier lol

[uneven forum]

I KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT RABBITS

[sleek cape]

Since when were places owned by ford mustangs

[weak parrot]

I mean NIKKE don’t age

Traditionally

No wrinkles

[uneven forum]

Samsung

[sleek cape]

It ain’t fun when the rabbit got the gun

[weak parrot]

No sagging

[sleek cape]

Or something like that

[violet panther]

there are 3 megacorps among the administrations of the Ark

[uneven forum]

20% of the economy

it's just south korean corpos

[weak parrot]

just as long as the brain isn’t failing

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-gif-3520887439144178885

[sleek cape]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-tomboy-discuss-discussion-kledv-gif-5388947035755135406

[violet panther]

Elysion (Europe-legacy) , Missilis (Asia-legacy) and Tetra (the Americas legacy)

[uneven forum]

femtoms

they get bakushin instead

[trim gyro]

notice how whenever koreans make a dystopia, it's actually just the government they already have but worse

[late shale]

Hmm

[uneven forum]

notice how both koreas managed to make dystopias on both sides of the political spectrum

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1149898875570753586/1194475816873103490/caption.gif

[violet panther]

a reason Syuen is current head of Missilis

[next helm]

I feel wise Steve is coming guys in this Christmas

[sleek cape]

And this man says he isn’t smart

[next helm]

he will give you motivation

[uneven forum]

I should try getting to nikke again

[visual cedar]

guys you post to many weird pictures, we are here for half naked ships

[weak parrot]

I mean yeah, the Korean government is pretty awful

[uneven forum]

I somehow got red hood first pull

[weak parrot]

It’s been awful since the end the war

[blissful oxide]

not full?

shame...

[visual cedar]

that would be against discord rules

[next helm]

He he h he he he

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-belong-to-len-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-17825920698457102181

[next helm]

• evil steve

[uneven forum]

I want to hold her face

[stiff forum]

get on

[mortal oyster]

taihou jumpscare

[stiff forum]

real shit

[violet panther]

evil steve? literally Herobrine

[late shale]

Alright

[supple tiger]

Anyways I hate taihoe

[mortal oyster]

[uneven forum]

oi vote btw

[mortal oyster]

why?

[weak parrot]

Thai hoe

[next helm]

Did she just mock me

how cute

[stiff forum]

vote?

where

[uneven forum]

@supple tiger

[stiff forum]

[uneven forum]

I think you did already

[stiff forum]

nj ofc

🗿

[stiff forum]

ja tahts why it felt like deja vu

[next helm]

Both but I can't

[stiff forum]

me everywhere

[blissful oxide]

discord:

[weak parrot]

Buffy lube

[supple tiger]

Because she is the worst

[visual cedar]

lol you deleted your comment, i saw that and there wasnt anything bad about saying that. as long as you dont risk it yourself

[stiff forum]

@late shale me waiting inside the game

[visual cedar]

i dont understand that one

[supple tiger]

I don't like bunny girls in general I guess Musashi's more goonable

[blissful oxide]

nice

[uneven forum]

ugh do I play wows or wt naval

[next helm]

You don't know anything - wise Steve

[blissful oxide]

Steve jobs

[stiff forum]

musha one have the nikke ahh gameplay thing good one

[blissful oxide]

get a job

[stiff forum]

since i have it

[visual cedar]

neither

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-stella-sora-gacha-yostar-blue-archive-gif-8502836965046511873

[weak parrot]

bunny girls are nice if they have proper proportions

[blissful oxide]

[stiff forum]

join blitz

[uneven forum]

I need to sate my naval craving

[uneven forum]

Blitz?

[stiff forum]

me and @late shale playing

wows

[weak parrot]

The ideal bunny girl has medium boobs

[supple tiger]

How about you speak English

[next helm]

I been avoiding that

[uneven forum]

Oh the mobile version

[mortal oyster]

shes misunderstood tbh

[next helm]

And still dodges it

[blissful oxide]

woah

[stiff forum]

theres he at

[visual cedar]

posting that after we said not posting naked ships

[next helm]

But neither way I would need it at the right time - wise Steve

[supple tiger]

She's overrated and did bad things to Musashi

[supple tiger]

And many others

[next helm]

I'm immune

I don't scare it

I face it - brave Steve

Also I feel sleepy

Night night

[uneven forum]

gn

[weak parrot]

like one of the best bunny skins

is alice from nikke

[uneven forum]

source????

[weak parrot]

i'd do bad things to musashi too

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/bismarck-bismarck-azur-lane-azur-lane-gif-611235489385760039

they animated this but kept the actual oath skin a static

[weak parrot]

i'm sorry dad, but you're my bitch now

[visual cedar]

np son, your bitch in name only :o atleast for money

[weak parrot]

now bend over

[uneven forum]

he dropped the soap

[visual cedar]

"in name only" <.<

[weak parrot]

you're getting a pay advance this week

[blissful oxide]

dang

[weak parrot]

brazil is full of brown waifus

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-gif-3520887439144178885

[weak parrot]

but also murder

[stiff forum]

wife

[stiff forum]

@rose spire

[supple tiger]

It's a fanart, I still dislike her objectively she has every trait I despise

[sudden narwhal]

I finally finished downloading AL

The gameplay is pretty good

[uneven forum]

stockholm syndrome

[weak parrot]

AL gameplay? good?

what????

[uneven forum]

you aren't here for the gameplay you're here to GOON

[sudden narwhal]

I hevnt seen the goons yet

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-belong-to-len-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-17825920698457102181

[sudden narwhal]

But I sure love Gambling/summon games

[weak parrot]

AL gameplay being good is like saying blue cheese doesn't have mold in it

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

dopamine injector

[sudden narwhal]

Woah

[stiff forum]

you will see soon

keep playing

shh

[uneven forum]

highkey wish events could auto themselves

its just a chore atp

[weak parrot]

[stiff forum]

we dont need to show you that until you fine them by yourself

[weak parrot]

the campaign is a fucking chore

[sudden narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/devious-devious-smile-devious-emoji-gif-12743683124666080615

[weak parrot]

why the fuck do i need to clear a stage four, FOUR FUCKING TIMES, just to COMPLETE it

[uneven forum]

its a masquerades as a bullet hell but theres of no actual consquences like a bullet hell should

[visual cedar]

never tried interacting with boobs? you missed half the game

[sudden narwhal]

This shi better be 1gb of game and 19gb of goon

[weak parrot]

boob interaction is hardly gameplay

[uneven forum]

yes actually

[weak parrot]

it's more

[uneven forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1343156542920196167/HindyShake.gif

[weak parrot]

fanservice

[sudden narwhal]

You can play bobas?

[weak parrot]

go away

[sudden narwhal]

How tf do you play

What

[runic abyss]

newer skins have....

[uneven forum]

auto

auto

[sudden narwhal]

Is that an actual option

[uneven forum]

auto

auto

[runic abyss]

interesting mechanics

[visual cedar]

and that part ... they already made that softer. you needed multiple clears even in chapter 1

[sudden narwhal]

Anyways I'm playing it more tmrw

[weak parrot]

some skins have mechanics that are well

[uneven forum]

it's called gooning

[weak parrot]

basically softcore porn

like zevvy

and lion's lotion

[uneven forum]

taihou's zuri

[visual cedar]

i dont know about that one, i would say its still part of the gameplay. i mean we got so many mini games and different mode ... just do what you like

[uneven forum]

you see, the cue stick in her skin is actually an allegory for -

[hearty salmon]

Leave your entries in the comments beloww

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-belong-to-len-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-17825920698457102181

[hearty salmon]

And I’ll watch submissions in the next episode of

[blissful oxide]

yes

[weak parrot]

professor, this is not an english class

[supple tiger]

Bro proved that taiwhore has no redeeming qualities besides gooning lol

[stiff forum]

not only bobas

[visual cedar]

[stiff forum]

[sudden narwhal]

No way

[uneven forum]

I've already proved that she excels very well when she isn't lovebaiting

https://tenor.com/view/pv-ijn-taihou-taihou-azur-lane-gif-3882001580662934674

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/date-a-live-kurumi-tokisaki-miku-izayoi-gif-20684981

[weak parrot]

except she got sunk by a basically nude loli submarine

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-javelin-gif-15199729

[supple tiger]

Absolutely exploded by one torpedo award

[uneven forum]

It's what happens when you have a shit damage control crew

[meager marsh]

What is lovebaiting exactly

[nova monolith]

Chocolate 🍫

[supple tiger]

Alright she's le lonely or something and her sisters don't love her so she goes crazy

[sleek cape]

Back off

Mine

[nova monolith]

SoDa being selfish

[sleek cape]

Those are all my sodaks

U no touch

[nova monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811610411640160301/977229747396427886/caption-4.gif

[sleek cape]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1149898875570753586/1194475816873103490/caption.gif

[full mulch]

Nun~

[surreal lagoon]

all who dare

[sleek cape]

Shut up

[full mulch]

Give us more nun skin

[uneven forum]

lowk I don't get this dick measuring when your goat's entire history consisted of being swarmed by planes in it's first major battle off the coast of a foreign country

[surreal lagoon]

u shut it insect

[nova monolith]

Bro, the log emoji

[sleek cape]

Shut it snow bunny lover

[surreal lagoon]

shut it chocolate lover

[sleek cape]

[surreal lagoon]

also sakura empire not really snow bunny

[full mulch]

@pastel oracle Need daily dose of nun

[sleek cape]

You dissing my Chocos

[strong lion]

[sleek cape]

Insisting Owari is not one herself perchance

[surreal lagoon]

not my favorite

[supple tiger]

She has big guns

[meager marsh]

Crazy thing to say …

[sleek cape]

She dissing my chocolates

[surreal lagoon]

he called me snow bunny lover

[sleek cape]

😔😔

[surreal lagoon]

he dissing me waif 2

[meager marsh]

Well that’s not that bad

What’s wrong with snow bunnies

[surreal lagoon]

I know

[nova monolith]

[surreal lagoon]

he called me that

I call him what he is

[sleek cape]

Okay I’m sorry snow

[weak parrot]

The hentai stock market

[sleek cape]

I apologize

[sleek cape]

WHAT

[weak parrot]

[surreal lagoon]

mhmm

[meager marsh]

Lover of black girls or chocolate?

[sleek cape]

Both

[meager marsh]

I find it kinda weird to call someone with dark skin chocolate but whatever

[sleek cape]

Considering that’s what I am irl

[surreal lagoon]

I call em tanned

[sleek cape]

[uneven forum]

crash it

[uneven forum]

same but eh

[azure tangle]

Im white dawg

[pastel oracle]

[nova monolith]

Ebonies RAAAAAAGH

[blissful oxide]

🪵 🪓

[sleek cape]

How about yall start reading revelations in the Bible’s

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

I still cant believe thats her event name

[supple tiger]

Do it lanebros

[sleek cape]

I read bible

[surreal lagoon]

HEAT

[sleek cape]

But I still play gooner game

[sleek cape]

YOUR IN HEAT

[uneven forum]

they need to be bullied

[weak parrot]

im in heat for pale skinned bunny girls

[sleek cape]

@supple tiger no Musashi art but I wanna ping

[uneven forum]

same

[pastel oracle]

Oh ffs Discord

[meager marsh]

That’s mean

[sleek cape]

Uhhh did you ping the wrong sodak

[meager marsh]

Don’t bully

[sleek cape]

[nova monolith]

Diabolical

[sleek cape]

@sleek cape

Not hard sir

[weak parrot]

bullying is fun

[uneven forum]

exactly

[surreal lagoon]

what the f

[blissful oxide]

a

[surreal lagoon]

ofc not

his name is heat

[meager marsh]

Nuh uh

[pastel oracle]

Yes you, I was gonna ping you about how I remember Implacable vividly in the Book of Revelations but Discord mobile is a piece of garbage but also fuck you and your username

[sleek cape]

😔😔😔

[weak parrot]

it is, especially when you bully akashi

[supple tiger]

Do NOT ping me again and do NOT send Musashi gemmies or I'll cry and it'll be your fault

[sleek cape]

@supple tiger

[stiff forum]

mama hug

[weak parrot]

musashit

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/dennis-prager-i-want-mommy-i-want-milk-i-want-to-be-held-i-want-to-be-comforted-gif-23575839

[sleek cape]

Boo

[sleek cape]

Hold me ☹️

[weak parrot]

goddess of hentai

snow

[stiff forum]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-jahy-sama-jahy-cute-gif-23003642

[nova monolith]

[supple tiger]

Porn is bad

[sleek cape]

[surreal lagoon]

no

[weak parrot]

it's too late

[sleek cape]

I agree with snow

Those who snow

[uneven forum]

Those who grow

[stiff forum]

[sleek cape]

Those who crow

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/those-who-grow-grow-those-who-know-gif-14628111826263067934

[stiff forum]

those who mows

[merry robin]

Hey Infernal

[blissful oxide]

@trail raft congrats on getting diamond 3

[sleek cape]

Your lady is here sir

[weak parrot]

people die when they are killed

[merry robin]

What lady?

[trail raft]

whu

[merry robin]

@stiff forum

[sleek cape]

Fr?

[supple tiger]

How do I forget a demonic antimatter I saw on der pixiv

[sleek cape]

Yes

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[blissful oxide]

now carry me to lv51-

[supple tiger]

Help me

[uneven forum]

did I ever tell you I want to be a hero of justice

[trail raft]

wha
where did you come from
I was in mw discord

[merry robin]

@stiff forum do u see?

[trail raft]

do I even know yo-

[sleek cape]

Carry me to level 100 punk

[merry robin]

[trail raft]

we're talking about a different game

[pastel oracle]

[sleek cape]

Yeah I don’t care

Get to work

[surreal lagoon]

hru heat

[merry robin]

[weak parrot]

I don’t know about you, but fraud is pretty much a scam

[trail raft]

level 100 isn't even possible on the game max is like 60 or smth

[merry robin]

U are a fraud

[weak parrot]

only for you

[sleek cape]

I don’t care make a way pal.

[weak parrot]

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

[sleek cape]

I’m going to give u devious backshots

[errant kettle]

Nelson lowkey pmo

[weak parrot]

[trail raft]

wha

[merry robin]

Calm down servant

[lavish oracle]

how many months?

[sleek cape]

FEMBOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[lavish oracle]

wtf

[stiff forum]

wah

[lavish oracle]

[sleek cape]

wtf= what the femboy

He’s not slick

I know his kind

[weak parrot]

femgirl

[merry robin]

this guy said you are my lady

[stiff forum]

weong ping

[merry robin]

Wrong ping

[sleek cape]

No I did not

[merry robin]

Heheh

[stiff forum]

[sleek cape]

💔💔

[merry robin]

[stiff forum]

[sleek cape]

Whoever souta is

[severe lion]

[merry robin]

Hope no one saw it

[sleek cape]

Just do my user

[errant kettle]

The clock strike 12, midnight arrives 😈😈😈

[sleek cape]

C.a.

It brings up my name

[ionic gulch]

Did I heard Femboy

[nova monolith]

Time to ruin the atmosphere

[lavish oracle]

how tall?

[merry robin]

6'7. Tall for a woman ngl

[stark fox]

No one knows how tall she is because we do not have official heights

[sleek cape]

Your fun at parties

[severe lion]

I know but I'm not telling

[stiff forum]

looks tall enough

[merry robin]

U got what i meant.

[violet panther]

since March 2024

[stiff forum]

i think i can get uppies from her

[lavish oracle]

yea, how many months

[stark fox]

I am.
But this isn’t a party.
It’s a gathering of Weebs

[merry robin]

She is just 7 inches taller than me

[sleek cape]

No your not

[nova monolith]

Good Thing no one laughed, because if someone did, we need to talk

[stark fox]

[weak parrot]

musashi lives about 48 kilometers above sea level

[uneven forum]

tbf though could we factor in official artist's statements

[sleek cape]

You prolly drink apple juice when there’s beer

[stable plank]

i hate weebs

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/shizuo-durarara-heiwajima-drrr-anime-gif-12251775

[violet panther]

7

[severe lion]

[merry robin]

I would drink apple juice instead of beer

[errant kettle]

She's 6'7 cuz she told me

[sleek cape]

Shaddup

[stark fox]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[sleek cape]

Power ranger pfp

[stark fox]

Depends

[sleek cape]

Wowwww

[nova monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1288050167135735858/AzurLane_EN_-_1838420655517421812.gif

[merry robin]

No idea what that means

[sleek cape]

Shut up

It means shut up dum dum

[severe lion]

Oh wow

[errant kettle]

*super sentai

[merry robin]

So u a tsun?

[sleek cape]

Nah

[surreal lagoon]

clothing

[stiff forum]

damn

tsun tsun

[merry robin]

[stiff forum]

tsun

[weak parrot]

From a scale of yes to blue, how gay do you breath? Yes or no.

[stiff forum]

cliped it bro

[merry robin]

Bro wont hide it

[sleek cape]

Come on don’t do me like that 💔💔💔

[surreal lagoon]

post it

post it

[nova monolith]

Why the hell is she even trying

[sleek cape]

NO

[merry robin]

YES

[silver bear]

Hello

[merry robin]

Hey man

[dark solstice]

Hello 👋

[sleek cape]

Hiii

[merry robin]

@stiff forum where is that guy who just says hmm

[silver bear]

I got left home today

Sk

[silver bear]

Im just chillin ig

[severe lion]

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[merry robin]

Nice lunch

[sleek cape]

@late shale

[merry robin]

Not you

[nova monolith]

me when Snow

[silver bear]

I should be making a run to get scrap metal

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[merry robin]

Me when it snows. Here it doesnt snow often

[silver bear]

but i got left home to keep the house warm

[errant kettle]

Is hakuhou a yandere like her sis?

[merry robin]

Ye this guy

[merry robin]

Two yandere birbs.

[dark solstice]

Scrap metal? Give it to me I can weld it into something and sell

[weak parrot]

alright, stop touching each other

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[sleek cape]

Get away from my food1!!11!2!

[stiff forum]

playing wows with me

[sleek cape]

My canes

You no touch

[merry robin]

Who even leaves u at home?

[sleek cape]

Ima touch u next

[merry robin]

U did not add me yet

I am bored

Add me

[stiff forum]

same blooded tho

[nova monolith]

She is, but not as much as her Sister

[stiff forum]

bet

[dark solstice]

Did they state how to keep the house warm?

[severe lion]

Formidable is so fat

[merry robin]

U defo should join my and @stiff forum server. Want me to invite u there?

[sleek cape]

Yes

[surreal lagoon]

I will go now

by by

dont melt

[sleek cape]

Bye snow

[dark solstice]

Glowworm doesn't glow, take that

[nova monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1176397545577119794.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[stiff forum]

send user again bruh

[severe lion]

De-lighted

[merry robin]

Check dms

[stiff forum]

nyooooo come back

[dark solstice]

Get Bristol to light you up

[stiff forum]

me melting

[weak parrot]

being gay is gay

[late shale]

Hmm

This game bro

[dark solstice]

Omg he said something else

[stiff forum]

idk how iam dying

[late shale]

Im just getting jumped by about 4 different people

[stiff forum]

forced cause getting destroyed by bb gng

💀

[late shale]

And dont know if its a skill issue but my damage is so low

[weak parrot]

this game suck, right

[stiff forum]

bro i didnt even survived a min 💀

[late shale]

Everytime I switch apps it kicks me out the team

[stiff forum]

did you upgraded armory?

[late shale]

Crazy

[stiff forum]

or still using the stock one