#al-general
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I just got a free hakuhou
e
how can I ever repay you
code named 694200
what do I give her
Ur legs and arm
Or u can just join our server.
invute
you give her a 356
dms
Add me
Do not redeem the card
Do not redeem
Why did you redeem
Indian scammer
Scammer troll
Scammer prank
Scammer
Scammer rage
Meme
Gelnox
#meme #gelnox #funnymeme
@stiff forum Vi add the guy so he can see channels
What guy
Ye
the guy
Interesting
The guy
That guy
Purple guy
@azure tangle yoo
How could you do me like that
Holy shit my foresight was correct. Date a live x azur lane
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I do be jammin
what is modi doing behind the scene
Let's goooo best girl kurumi incoming
Now we need Umineko collab

People would say this is AI
Hot

😭😭
Sup
Super duper puper ship
I'm good,hru?
Tired man
I’m 99% sure people could fit in there
So the waifu will be like big ass forhead

literally real
That the owner
Even ai will think 999 times before recreating this

@late shale this you?
whoever said this is Ai is stupid
VR recreation of a real cave where someone got stuck and died
This is Fuso pagoda before her final mission
Imagine dive in a cave crawling for hours and found a dead end
dum dum shima
All floors have guns
all those cavecrawlers are suicidal i tell you
I think my biggest fear about going into a cave is not trying to move but trying to turn around if I go the wrong way
Why is it not straight
Fr
Ty
did you ever play jenga
Nope

did u ever play azur lane
you never played this?
JENGA
are you even human
hi human
It's 2025,soon 2026
They can identify themselves as whatever they want

print hello.world
that house must have a flat roof

How tf u know
Nope I'm an AI created to know your deepest fantasies and share them to the FBI
hey vi I just 5* your hakuhou so far
The fbi will agree with me
waiting for 2 more bulin

well, how would you play jenga on a house with a slanted roof? you need a horizontal surface for that
Arrest that guy
no what did I do
YOUR THE POLICE
I'm just a cat trust
whata a laffey
Just play on the rooftop
That’s EXACTLY what a police officer would say
the rooftop is "pointy" and doesn't have a horizontal plane area
Couldn’t fool me
ayo 69hrs wuthering waves wtf

I almost said smh about planes and Jenga tower
69 hours 42 mins
I will let massena nom me
He don't need grass
were they tasty
Actually imma switch pfp to same one again this og pfp felt weird to use
and I need your pfp source to not touch grass for another 24hrs
@agile silo phew
Dw about it
I could get her today but I’m dragging it
sauce rn
missing the last step is often more than a pain
I had so many chances today but I’m trying not to
somehow
e
today isnt a nice day?
Guess what was the time when I took this picture 
12pm
5:34am
Watch your back iam chasing you
No
To the void
seems like u just dont want to
I am just a starter please don't mock me
arent we all starters
Didn't you fuckin said you need soyuz
How about I stand for u to catch up instead 
I’m trying to save the cubes for unzen and the coins I’m debating
ohhh
wise, ig
Tam dosent look like that 
He lied... as he breathes
i need to mlb her damn
hi rb
Wife spotted
If you’re a starter then what am I?
Heh
Wait, wifes
Implacable too? Bruh
I eish
If u are starter. I am a noob
Guys I am level 142 am I a starter?
when tf did you even start the game???????????
Yeah I know
cant be real

Sweet of u to name Biscuit my wife.
Finalky off work reeeee
you're a day 1 player
Month 1 amagi actually 
Yesterday
@haughty gale plont

damn casual
You weren’t supposed to see that
I took it around 2pm-3pm with rain weather
You ain't wrong tho (he stole it guys get his ass)
Why its sweet
That explains why it’s so cloudy and dark
Have mercy, im old
liar liar pants on fire
NOOOO
Wait what
Still a noob ngl
That's no.t night?
Unc
Huuh where's your dock space
💀
sup newbie
I need bismark oath
Guess what
me after I get every single UR from reruns
entysank?
👽
If u are a noob. Then what am i?
Yes you absolutely do
It’s fine we all start somewhere
What?
Noooo
Shes the head of my fleet three
Unreleased

Now tell me when did you start
nurnnomburg
i'm like lvl123 or something, so i must be a newbie too


As in playing the game or downloaded?
Im casual trust
Nah we throw brick at em instead
Are you new to the game?
i downloaded it 8 years ago, started it yesterday
Yes
Wait LION SPOTTED
I downloaded 4 month ago. Started 1 hour ago

Mama Lion

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Ill show mine when i gets home
downloaded
r
2600 days ago
.
,
Yeah I’d say my dock space is uhhh…something (don’t mind the notification about to pop up)
!!!!!
@blissful oxide what was that…
What was that implacable
Like over a year ago

Stop acting innocent
and you still don't have lion
You asked for when I downloaded not when I started playing
I know what you will say
yesterday
what a nice day
Then lvl 38 me what?
then lv 149 is a downgraded noob
Peak fleet
Unborn?
Fetus
What about lv 38?
what the fuck
Fetus?
Egg
haha
Haxx i call haxxx

No
Bro this dude use haxxx
Today
It’s fine bro we all start somewhere

you got the best DD in game and you're new
im new
Noob got Musashi
unbelievable
Why cry
5 months ago
U got Musashi
mf
Or like 6 months or something
Had her when she came out

Still
my dock space went disturbed by a wall of purins
why no lion
Why does ur wuthering waves show 69 hours
manjuu literally gave away lion
yes
its near to 70
hip hip hooray!
My dock size needs to be bigger
Go touch grass
nty
I went on Azur lane like every couple days for 5 seconds until Bismarck Zwei came out which is when I started actually playing
wow
and that's why your name is Bismarcks husband
I lowkey might make a Time Machine and go back in time
You could say that
I cant believe
wasted, missed a lion
Yeah I regret it
Yostar literally gave away lion
IT WAS TOO FUCKING EASY TO GET HER
I GOT HER IN LIKE
Yeah I also regret ever starting AL
22 PULLS
ahh
I would of preferred if I started during Fritz rumey event tho
You could've got 11 fucking ultra rares
even more than that
If you had played from that period
Crrazy
finally got a lv 70 fleet for shimanto grind
Volga cutie
gonna tryhard 12-4
Volgaception

i see chen hai
Yeah I missed a ton of Ur events
Hits home right
Daily side quest for me
hm
He does war archives in his freetime.
The better sandy
What if you removed the C and changed the second h to a t in Chen Hai’s name? Would be kinds fucked up ngl.
WE all love 12-4
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Never touching that AGAIN
but prob not now, since unzen event prob gonna eat oil too
My bismark leads
Why?
woah, so creative
Tyty
hen t... oh
Farm those lv70 in event map, those map usually easier than 12-4
It was months ago when I first started it was boring and took a long time I also don’t care about it and got no reason to do it
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lv 70 
EU CV UR when
For me each war archive stage takes like 5mins avg
12-4 tryhard fleet ready
december 2025...
You sure hakuhou can do it alone
Fnaf Collab?
Whos front right?
Yes Bismarck always leads
I havent touch any gacha since halloween, my body twecking so hard
yes im sure
chikuma
Good good
EU UR incoming
Although my main fleet is well….fun
Did
count?
That feels longer than it should unless it’s a hard stage or sum
yeah my calculation is garbi
garbo
my each battle ends in 6 seconds
God damn
Is that a Laffey II?
yeah less than a minute then
Of course
laffey III
I mean the event right now doesn’t even take me over a minute for a stage
yes
Yes best ship Laffey Laffey
My first ship and has never left my fleet
That’s something i will never change
pleaze give me laffey laffey in january
I’ll just wait for Laffey IIII heard bad things about Laffey III
I can say the same
About Bismarck and enterprise
Entie is the same bismark took me awhile to get
By then i was invested in my two fleets
That one
And
yes
i love her chapayevs
wtf at the left is
i got her from event pull some months ago
WAKAMO!!!!!
a
WAKAMO!!!!!!!!
Shinano RQ
Yes
AAAAAAA
I’m on world 13 and I’m to lazy to make a second fleet
watashi numba wan where
Im getting bullied in world 11
Second fleet of doom and despair
It’s fine I understand
Honestly world 12 is so much easier
woah, sandy propaganda spotted
I desperately need to get my sub actual torps
And well if you saw my gear you would cry
W14 is easier than 13
why tf do I see spence and fucking lenja
w15 is easier than 14
let me put on my glasses
Yes
I am probably hallucinating
honey peach
I was using it to grind lower stages and oil efficiency and to lazy to change it
Ninja
nice aa gun bro
prob not
Yea
i dont even know what is it
HOLY coins give some
seems like event limited, no idea
no after putting on glasses now I see nimi javelin and sandy retrofit and also implacable lion and bismarck zwei
The 5300 power is amazing to look at
Is the power that good?
Vision restored congrats
For me yes
(take those as my suggestions)
Lemme just go back in time and get them and use probably over 1k oil
This is my best so far
My Bismarck has 5310 power rn
Taihou century
Also I only have lion mlb but my implacable and Bismarck zwei I rarely use despite them being very useful since they're not mlb and I can't find bulins
Ohhhh
You just reminded me I got my second bulin I can now mlb Musashi
Most of mine are around 5-48k
Apparently she’s so amazing for campaign like the best or sum
Like i showed you my ayanami is the best so far for me though
You don’t see people irl doing this I wonder why
use Musashi instead
Maybe i should use musashi
because water doesn't get hard
in real world
water got hard after seeing taihou
That's why she was able to jump that distance
Ive never once used musashi is that bad?
yes it is very bad
use musashi right now
But where
campaign, events
48k
vice versa
Never
Ill have to get past 11 first
Who to replace with musashi thou
Why is your main kinda look cooked
Good or bad way
bad
hmm
Oh…
compared to the URs they fall short
Shinano washed tol
I mean nj is a ur thou
Essex is bae

whats wrong with shinaners
Warspite was washed to a point she was worse than some Elite ships, now she's less washed, but plays a different role than other URs she's single target focused so most of the time she will not do much when compared to barrage ships
they got shinaned
shinano
Shimakaze was shown before, but took a while to be released
fr?
my memory is hazy
Shimakaze was part of the Cross wave collab
wait did shima debut at crosswave
It'll be better if they increase the storage cap to 5k
That's pretty normal
and 5 digit t2 thingy
omg wife
happy kronk
now she joined the milk production line
kronk kronk kronk kronk kronk
the machine sounds like that
caught a kronk
bbob
orbs 
set kronk free
I forget to wear that skin when renting💀
not until her cow training is finished
classic boobmole
I hope they add admiralty to the shop and limit its possession to 2
it draws your attention I guess
i am a big fan of tiddies
real
same
Does boobs always spawns on mole?
Depends
funbags
big sex
china.exe
daily shitposting
The Essex EPOCH
ur a chen hai
that building seems really inefficient, wasting so much space to make it pointy
mm
better than left unfunctional
the architect inside you is leaking
Is it
this rotate function make most point focus on thiccs
go back to steam!!
hey azur lane steam port shadowdropped
it's been a while since I've had mumu
but like
download it for free
is there an option to only launch the emulator itself
e
what?
It keeps asking me to open up other instances
so like back then, launching it just jumps straight to the emulator itself
yes there is
usually you can make a shortcut to the emulator or a specific instance
thats what i meant
yeah I liked the old version better
h o u r 7 1 t h
nice background
goddamn it, i just couldnt find any shipgirl with nice thicc in my dock
panda food
wait isnt this qiuyuan battleground-
a
im playing dying light damnit
did that game mentions when did the light dies
I read thicc as something else, my brain is so cooked
Hue hue hue
Hi ya
Good morning skk
gm

good evening 
Just gave a friend my account and he roll me l'indomtable, golden hind and maisei, it a good day
gm chat
woah

dang it, couldnt find anyone else with nice thicc in ma dock

no implac tho
Oof
No Portsmouth Adventure?
Her art was revealed around april 2019, and was widely known and even appeared in events in september, we had a crosswave "collab" event with Suruga on sep 2019.
Seseren even made some Shimakaze gifs back in april the one most known and the first was this.
Dont call the fbi on me for saying this: le hardi is quite meaty in the thigh department
yeah I remember now, interesting tidbit of lore
Then you have thicc
When did shimakaze event drop
thicc
2021 sept something around that
Fatty
z flag
before era of radio-communications, signal flags were the way
signal flags set and patterned in standardized international maritime code
multiple flags on top of each other to describe multiple actions or situations on each individual ship
I think the others know about it already
ok
But nvm
Very meaty for one her sizes
lmao
It's probably not "normal", but definitely not impossible


today is the last day
My brother, isnt she a point reward ship
literally
all my main fleet ships are around 50s
you expect me to clear event?
Erogaki
I got marseillase in my first 10 pull yes you are cooked
Yes, the first 1 and 2 stage is easy
Spamming them till 10000 point is doable as new account
currently doing that
he isn't new tf are you talking about
gems
he's lying
Le hardi make someone le hor- let not finish that though
ahh'
I can not believe

i am at commander level 30
that's why you're airhead
Looking for an active guild
well good for you whales I guess
buy more gems and more cubes


^
within tmrw i can't
Thank you for helping fund Azur Promilia development I suppose
Quite a shame i guess, and unlucky
ah
GOODNIGHT CHAT EVEN I APPEARED ONCE RIGHT NOW
Hmm, my friend said he used up 70 cubes for my maisei, guess i'm getting away a bit scot free
@blissful oxide i'm on a bussiness trip atm, cant touch gacha ever since halloween, my body twitching so hard lol
maybe Your Friend Is French Or Somehow Just Wants Maisei
I used 10 cubes from mail to get her
woah
time to sleep

good night all
I think the issue is calling taihou your bird. that is the reason she's mad
I mean she's a crane
anyways I used 125 cubes Still aint going home 💔

Yep, my wife are his till the 20th this month, and i dont want to force him to grind for a gooner game lol
the cranes are zuikaku and shoukaku
Goodnight skk
damn
taihou is a phoenix
still a bird
yer giving your wife away?
and Phoenix is Phoenix
You know wut im gonna Sleep GB y'all
Yep, either that or no maisei and no thinkpitz skin for me
Lending wife to get more wife, profit
I think for roon, it'll be let me ask my yandere girlfriend or waif
Roon defense ain't yandere
Crane, bird, phoenix, dont care, they all taste like chicken when roasted anyway

hello
I want Taihou to do unholy things to me

What?
29 days until new implacable skin 
Infernal wife spotted
yamato better 
yamato never existed
in AL
@pastel oracle
ah the legendary anime/....
watching it rn
star blazers, unchen senkan, or space battleship yamato
AY AY AY CHILL DOWN BRUH
2199
lol
i love Implac too,i changed my mind 😭
ah ye space battleship yamato
bros gonna get nuked by tsar bomb
command: NUKE HIM
Siren arts doesn't exis-
its too late
nannong L2D when\
back to dying light
siren capture seggs when
funbags
damn
baptize me,momma
a, nun pretending succubus
Tom and Jerry
I love when my login data expires 
Lmfaooo
Skill issue
yeah, servers should upgrade their skills
I love when I lost whole saved pictures
shet
That’s painful….
anyway, thicc sub appreciation time
Long heels
At least she doesn’t need to walk on them….
I think
Didn't know oumi sends you another text in game when you get her to love affinity
Yuudachi better
ye.............
anyone who disagrees must eat a pineapple pizza
oh pineapple pizza, not that bad
I don’t disagree but I wouldn’t mind trying pineapple pizza
Why do people still act so dramatic over pineapple pizza. It’s been years man there are other worse things in this world that’s happening right now
skibidi anime ah

tell that to italians
isn't that worse or
they hate pineapple pizza worse than AM
Are you Italian too or….
nah,i'm js indonesian
and i know damn well italians hate Pineapple Pizza so much from Lionfield
But why is pineapple pizza so evil to you then that it’s like a form of silly punishment

prob disgust Italian they meant to
Is lionfield a movie
Italian shorts creator
Ohhhh
Cuz I’ve heard of it (or them I guess) before so I was wondering what it was exactly I forgot lol
Jesus musashi
Did a daily rewards for shelling and she just destroyed the battlecruiser with her ability
Thats floof power for you
thunder floof milf
She actually is pretty young for her age
Same with her sisters
Akagi and kaga are older than her
Something something nude vesti
The iconic purple lightning katana lady
Musashit the pretender
Did find out how huge her katana is with one of her skins
Pretty young for her age confused me. Like is she literally young or physically young
Big af?
Yes
For ww2 ship ages
Ohhhh okay
toro doro
yo coming back to game after 4 years, how is it now?
Terrible
Boobs
caked up subs
what happened lmao
Akagi is 98 years old musashi is 83
Anyway shecoulduseherkatanaonme I mean whattttt haha that’s so crazy
Non loli subs is pretty cool addition
ninano
shinano’s massive schlong
nana
nonanino
anonaio
But for visually most destroyers do look very young even though there are probably some of them physically older than musashi


Interesting how some of the physically younger ships act and look way more mature while over half the older ones act less mature and/or look too young to be fighting
One that confuse me is shimakaze since she does act very young but she also acts mature
She also says other destroyers look up to her as a parental figure in one of her lines so its basically a grey zone for her
And im not going to enter it

shimakaze is a hole with a goal
They wanna appeal to everyone I guess…….. extra money for them
Plus if I where to oath her it would be for better stats since oathing does give her better statistics
What is blud babbling about
Who knows
le malin my beloved
My first oath was shinano since I fell in love with her the day I got her same with her sister
hmm
shinano was my first oath because she was my first ur
valid
for me it was kawakaze
and well, she was the first to reach 100 affinity
shininao is 4th for me

And depending on what yamato looks like when she releases and is not a loli I will fall in love with her as well
I wonder who
it wont make sense that she a loli
Truly a riddle
yeah, it's clearly takao
I actually loved Musashi when I saw her in game but the only reason I joined in the first place is because of a random video showing off lutzows vampire skin lollll
It was very low quality and bad but I was convinced to play
wait, so you joined for a pure skin
Yeah. I didn’t know it was a skin at the time I just heard it was in azur lane
I know but some people think she will be a loli and idk why they think she will since her sisters aren't amd i hope she isn't and has similar assets as her sisters then we will be good
lol
fr
oh my god, someone who didn't join because gooner
Unfortunately I joined too late so I couldn’t get her…. And I missed her rerun…..
...and a better Raidone Shitgone too
So I just have her skin 
I joined 1 month a after her rerun ended
Got shinano within 7 days
As my first ur
Hmm
phony ass raiden 💀
but a fraudchon unfortunately
I think me and shinano have similarities since she likes to sleep during the day I do as well
Eh dont care she hot
how is purple lightning katana lady a classic
it's a very novel concept
That’s just sad
fym she can't cook 😭
Unless you didnr want her
Ill do it for her
keqing is hotter though
Im a (pastry) chef
and she's the inferior Raiden Mei
I cooka da food
RAIDEN MEI!!!!!!! MEI!!!!!!!!!
I joined on kawakaze and ni ni event
I actually mightve played azur lane randomly a lot earlier than lutzow’s event but I don’t remember at all so
Ok but hear me out
Richie card for 1.2k
So much money…..
Raiden u?! 
I want Otto Von Alvenslebens :(
Whatever it’s not like the cards do anything
don't say u don't own her
No I mean the card
Where I get it????
oh, card is often so hard to get
especially real signed ones
drop on the floor


Ebay ig
Are ebay sellers trustworthy like at all
I don’t know I’ve never used it
Beep
those are some bad odds
its u
boop
always






