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Bismarck oath skin got me acting unwise
Big ship big bona
She will look like mushashi with diff hair color I think
I…gonna…defend….islands….snoring
another 500 sorties to chp 12-4
I mean it's king
Is king HMS George V here
Hmm
Sadly only one man exist on Al universe
All things man created are "she"
She has big guns
What…about…Prince of Wales….Zzz…
Who is that one man
Oh yeah
Which is u
That guy must be lucky
Oh
the commander bangs
Huh…what…me…?
Wait what
Real
Dr. Aoste shaking his head rn
Prinz…Bismarck told you…go some sleep now….zzz
What tier you on blitz
If there is eagle union and Sakura empire and iron cross or blood idk then here is Royal navy
What…you call me right….?
There is
Where
Jp?
What's the name
what the helly is blitz
RN
Hmm
Oki
World of warships
I got iron duke
Mobile
Thinking of getting Tiger
got in so bad at that game
But I want to get EQ
Kaiser acting better idk how then that
I used it earlier it was shit
They are pretty mid
I think I stopped at t8 British destroyer
It's broken now
Hmm
Good guns plus good armor
I love fuso in blitz
KMS…never…lose…
Oh yuh
And Kongo scares me for sun reason
kongo lightwork
KMS kaiser is pretty normal
Me when I get jumped by 3 Kongos
30 knts bro 💀 that's a fcking torpedo boat
They team
Bruh don't forget about grenasu
Fr
Destroyer??
That shi destroys almost anything
Mauled to death by kongos
fuck man imma reinstall wows blitz
From every angle
It really Agile
I prefer wotb over wowsb
I also Istg if I fight more black versions of ships im gonna lose it
Pc wot is gud
But wotb lowk shit
Eziest shit
Yes
im ah
But if more realestic wt is better then wot
Cause of death: being the last one alive
Anyone just play tier 1 ships or tier 2
I love playing t4 jp bb
Tru
I can't spell its name
Your mother
Izushi?
I dont have
Wait what's the name ...again
I don't have money
Hmm
Have mushashi from now on
Lunch time
Rip
That shi could crush universes
My lunch is sitting in my car and trying to mot crash out
tur
Let me sleep Prinz, tomorrow I have new missions yet….
yur
Gn Benjamin
yes
Goodnight
Gn Crazed
Now bunni
gn shikkan
Thank
Gn commander
Bet
I opened discord and this is how it jumpscared me
Gn Prinz
Hmm
Guh
Wish we are rich
Ask Eugen
Too broke for that
I wish musashi oath was facing the other direction
I thought it just pillow
How much is one body pillow
It's in-game skin
I'm talking irl
For sushi
Like
400
Hmm
Now is 20
When u can draw it
You even can date with a sushi cosplayer take her with u forever with that money smh
What

What's a sushi
Hmm
2 sushi minus 1
Mushashi short name
I mean I know it's a food
Pillow sushi
Comfy
How can an human being achieve such cake.
Hmm
No need sleeping bags
Issok gng
Eugen Pillow is better, I must be lying on her
Just get a gf soon
Tf u mean I married SHIPS that is real
Uh
Aww2wwww
I gtg sleep
Sleep time
Gn gng
The 20gb better be worth it tmrw
Gn
Bye Eugen
Bye broski
Bye Orbs

Ryuichi
Who that

I’m Ryuichi….
Oh mb
Eagle union?
🦅🦅🦅
Cóndor 🇨🇱
I cy
Yes
Yes
2 pm and I have to dread going into work because Mother Nature wants me dead with this crazy cold weather
Chile 🇨🇱…
I love cold weather, summer is approaching here and I ain't ready for that
Yes, my friend.
Ok Gn
Hmm

💀
Hmm
WHY THE BABY
Kill him

welp i missed something earlier
what up good people of azure lane :D how r yall today ?

Bulin squad
makin sum cocktails
sex
Done
Good luck 
new jersey topic?


More
More of this
This
Cute adorable creature


One of the cutest cosplay 
And NJ cut off in the background also help a lot
Waif
hmm
Snow Black
is that a router on her head
Too many NJ
?
how strong of a signal do u think njs headpiece gets?
shir u rite
I dont remember them being that big
They getting upgraded
hmm
Perfect upgrade
new honey skin
funded

More skins for my wife 
Anne reaching new levels of girlfailure at 150
||has a nice jewel she wants to give to SKK, can't find it so instead has 4 truckloads of assorted treasure delivered because it must be in there somewhere
eventually manages to figure out the transport company also packed her bed, with her still on it
can't cope with being outside so she decides to live in the office from now on||
im surprised to see a new Skin for Tirpitz

same
gooners have some kinda superhuman abilities when it comes to their waifus bruh
feel like something summoned me
I'm already married bro
me too
hmm
Ok cool but who has the biggest boobs and which are the 5 ships with biggest boobs

And why is it all IJN shipgirls
Kashino stop feeding the rest
💢
They're too big now!!!!
Other nations will never catch up
Hope it stays quarantined then
i hope you get murdered by boobs

Scary
actually thst wouldn’t be too bad
@tight roost
@lament palm @radiant cipher
Riche

hi john
why not have both
noth r good
Snow bad
"vergil's wife" no she is vergil
unless vergil downloaded al. and i feel like he wouldn't like al?
no
u not diamond
A ORB IS A SPHERE
A SPHERE IS A CIRCLE
because a certain controversy
no a circle is a two-dimensional sphere 
I'm saying somewhere in the world there's a diamond and they are the best in math
Not me
A bbob variant appears
i hate hoyo fans
and honestly the company as well, my sister worked there and was underpaid as hell
How much employmee benefits to be there? Leaks and in game currency?
Atp I just make a distinction between diehards and those that genuinely still continue on Hoyo stuff
You don't get paid at all, you ONLY get primo gems
But this, on top of their practices is oof
Not that you could do battoujutsu that well with an odachi
i thought the yamatos all have such huge swords because they themselves are huge
having Stature would help surely?
EZ just equip a two handed sword but use one handed motion
what's a bbob again i forgor
you got demoted?
It does, since longer swords means more weight and less handiness
It would still be super long however
Which at that point it comes down to training with them
🍣
What’s the gif with hsr robin waving hello
hellpo
Forgot one thing about Musashi: ||C: Flagship Sunk||
Musashi absorbs all damage that goes in the general direction of your backline
Did it only for April fool
W13+ means she probably ain't gonna feel good after one battle lol
Share this image or Roon will find you tonight
*and
What is blud even talking about🙏
I will take my chances i am going to print out a no Roon sign and shall be safe

I kinda like Hoyo games but the company so untuff
Games are alright, the company and community aren't
The community Idk I never had problems there
Not with HSR at least
Genshin I also made a lotta friends there so never had any problem
But ZZZ...
Indiana reminds me of a certain Texan
Dusty Fog?
No
Of her
Who dat ?
your dad
Argus from R1999
i am looking at him now and he looks dif, must be in his younger farming days
When I got her my mom considered calling a therapist for me
I was screaming for my life as if I experienced the most amazing stuff in the whole world
I have no qualifications on therapy but hire me for the small price of $99999999
per hour
Too cheap
Should be per second
true
r u sure? i have electrical currents flowing inside my body
Yes
You might be a tablet instead
The iPad or the pill kind of tablet
You are an iPad
Definitely, assistant
any wonder i aint rich if i am an ipad
will have to replace my system after a year after slowing down
Good morning.
Your diagnosis is
You are an iPad
i should sell my body and transfer my data into an android
So I can touch you
Constantly
no
No
Go away from the iPad
That's kinda rapey my dude
No Im the child and hes the iPad
It’s a joke sir
Im the iPad child
Not a very good one
I quite literally would NEVER wish that upon anyone
Are you the CO or the bunkie
Also I am in your walls
Im Nemi
Im saying hello but you can't hear since Im inside your walls and not outside it
And your role?
Hi sodak
Tell them you play AL and you might get let off for being insane
Send r oon to break the wall
strawberry shortcake yuri
Nemi
Yk Im gonna find you one day right
RICHIEEEE!!!
I play genshin
Same
Death penalty sorry man 
seggs
sus
fortnite is firing squad
Have you ever killed Ninja?
OMG legend status
What about me
i play mario kart ds
You have inappropriate thoughts about Strawberry Shortcake you keep silent
You are going to france for the Guillotine
no
GUILLOTINE
So peak
i will speak
Your so heavy you’d break the ground before we got there
a romantic end
Wdym by that hes an iPad
i will have impure thoughts about you
Formidable is still heavy even as a iPad
Worlds heaviest iPad
but i am a short drive away from france according to google maps should be fine my car can travel under water
We gon drop so low we gon implode

no imploding alowd
Silence
no
seggs
I find you silence mesmerizing
speak english
Have seggs with LeBron James
ew
ENGLISH
seggs
Speak English
ic nee spake anglisc
anyway, back to impure thoughts
and racism
ciao
wao. actually accurate.
Add that Raiden is a character who didnt get any depth at all with all her actions being justified by only 1 single event ignoring whatever happened after the occurrence
Thats a weird way to spell Yamato
Yamato got full boxed by planes
yamato isn't even in game
slutty hoffen
<_<
hi allergen
She's so lovely
cat
cat
akashi
What did you expect from AL
Less feet
CAN COOK
i wont eat the food while i could eat her instead
dawg
Shes a ship why are you so willing to eat metal
Eat pixels 🔥
He wants metal ig
I dont think its edible
Is this you
there will be construction support tickets right

only one i need from this event is Unzen herself
If thats you you ugly
You cant eat metal
Who says
Nemi
Thats metal as hell
Welcome Hell!
hmm
i want to try birch soda
i want to try Brest milk
imagine soda made from bitch
unless your name is that one french man who ate the entire plane
Only him tho
go away

just for us Rie Tanaka fans to eat good today
hi John!
hi Pig!
PORKY
Wanking moonlight? Now we're talkin my language
Effulgence Before Eclipse rerun soon
it is good
stop rubbing each other's balls
?
yes
Youre just jealous yours aint getting rubbed frfr 😔



do you need some too

Hello
glad to know
the fuck is waxing moonlight event rerun is it seperate
named phoenix
So cute
They’re waxing the moonlight????
but…. Isnt it smooth and hairless enough…..
no
eeww
have you touched the moon

maybe
Mommy
Who knows
More like kissable wife
😔
CALAMARIIIIIIIIIIIII
MOON IS GOOD
more like breedable wife
Both
waif
How y’all be
all of the above
pregnancy is a weird thing but if you’re really into that…..
I guess….
punching myself
stop doing self harming behaviour
Not the weirdest thing people could be into
It’s bad
evolutionary's most logical fetish

I’d oath vittorio shinano or Alsasce
dw, it's no dmg to
Yeah no definitely but the thought of pregnancy brings me great discomfort due to a multitude of reasons. Mostly being a literal human growing inside you
or just a thing
that sounds worse
I find it wholesome like it gives me the vibe “they are living a happy family” type of vibe
like, its gross, but how it be
Hunters would shoot the stork down
and bringing new life into the world is nice
Worse
Way worse
Do they want to steal the babies!!????
uhh what is the chat going on
No just for the fun of the hunt
Or both
Someone talked about breeding unzen and
Yeah
Conversation

Don’t worry about it
ahhh don't say that word
nah
A weaker start Yh lol
perhaps I shouldn't
Hunters would be ass[redacted] by Magics R-60Ms and AIM-9Ls
I got good aim
Flexing
i like the 9.3 Hunters
What’s that
Ohh

I like nukes
I’ll be taking that thank you
Netherlands is a French Colony confirmed
Therefore
all Tulipan girls are Iris girls
Hey bro can I copy your homework?
Sure but don’t make it obvious.
the homework
have you got your missile firing test completed and passed?
Yes sir
have you got your truck driving test too?
hmm
No sir
i am sure you will be grand
Lol
if in doubt flatout
flag reverse 90°
But I passed my kamikaze test
fire missiles while drifting
That sounds cold ngl
Kami test is far above all other tests you only get to do it once
Yh ik that’s what I’ve been saying lol
well
lol
Yh I only did it once and passed
I hate how that’s true
passed away?
i'd say most dogfight missile launches are performed with some sort of AoA
destroy the enter button now!
Nah I use return by death
ah
truck will beat any plane in a dogfight
the devious AASM Hammer:
they ordered the isekai service
This made me imagine a flying plane getting hit by a truck in the sky💀

are they giving us only 6 days for get unzen?
wait what Unzen?
unzen event rerun
thats easy if u saved up since haku event
dammmit
i only have 23
Hmm
ya u gone
nah
i can get more eventually
I got shinano and New Jersey in 442 cubes
My luck is dry now
I ONLY WANTED GOLDEN HIND BRO
boy sure are a lotta reruns here
u spent on perma?
Unzen is rerunning
oof
… Yh Iam a bit new
i missed unzen last time on one of my long breaks 🙁
waif
me too
But hey I got two URs

We both know whos wife if wife and ibuki is mine
And also I will eventually find a way to gain cubes very quickly since it’s not my first Rhodeo in gacha games
hm
e
Rhodes?
The good thing is I play azure lane for the baddies
Not to be good
Rodeo
IBUKI IS MINE
you don't need to find a way
Don’t know how it’s spelled
ah
KAWAKAZE IBUKI UNZEN MINE
only do 1 daily light pull and event pulls. should be doable
Thanks I’ll be saving that
u get 5 a day?
HA HA HA
no u
pretty sure this is counting the weeklies
ibuki has I in it which is also in FOrmidable so must mean i am right
o
I’ll try to get Alsasce smh
so wha
ibuki waif
mine
hru calamari
I need to do daily’s from now on huh
good
hmm
rubi 
i was wondering
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN DOING DAILIES????
I had calamari yesterday
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mhm
I'd never do daily
when I can buy 11 cubes for 300 gems
twice a day at least
Yeah..
Unzen wont drop 🙁
with Indomitable
a
been pulling hard
I accidentally bought extra ship on dorm slot and I lost half my soul
damn
Uhhhh delicious
cubes wasted
it is
Brother I think wasting 300 gems on 11 cubes should be considered a crime
yes it is a crime
cuz u buy that 300 gems with money earned from robbing a bank
That is unless if your rich
Smart lol
hehehe
lol
Now.. time to do daily’s
hehehe Marseillaise... pig is gonna be with u....
10 million xp in rise of kingdoms used up on defending crocodile
Huh nvm that was quicker than I expected
Lol
hmm
after all azur lane is very user friendly -> casual
The alligator is me when I realize I could’ve gotten way too much cubes if I had done daily’s
i play azur lane on tryhard mode
Yh they atleast love me unlike genshin
ahh
try hard everyday to get motivated to play it
thats possible too, just not how i like playing it
Don’t get me started with me being the gem grinder for my siblings
woah
gem miner
Mhm
But it’s hard
I will headpat cutie
headpat yourself
Fnaf Collab sooon
gta 6 collab soon
hmm
Oh god gta 6
Commander sitting in his office watching out for Akagi, Taihou, and roon
you cannot trust any rumours here
with pixel cars
Lol
Alright
How in the world would azure lane and fnaf be on the same sentence lol
sequence to beat ex boss
Five Nights at Akagi’s
Both have A and N in their name so the same
Lol
I have an A and N in my name does that makes sense if they collab with me?
yes
Noted

No
I want a colab with team leveling
just replace the gang from fnaf with Akagi, Roon, Taihou, and Junyou
Fnaf collab is pretty peak
Lol haven’t heard of junyou lemme search her up
Oh hell na
Akagi on the final night
YESSSSS AKENO
Me on the final night
*unc
cant believe that my first anime was high school dxd
Mine was Naruto or dragon ball
I'mma go outside and grab some power lines so I can simulate Akeno shocking me
dang
But they were on tv so if I were to say the first anime I watched that made me into anime is a silent voice
i somehow dont like it when i was a child because its too creepy
What
I found those two anime’s cool
Damn you lucky
Mine was Highschool of the dead
my brother watch it
Since when can Adventure be used in sub fleet....
my first anime is upin ipin
Since now
Its like Royal Fortune
Makes no sense
Electricity
Nice
i watch with him and then i saw a sence goku fight with frieza or so and got creeped then ran away
Wtf
that cartoon 😡
Hmm
Oh damn I don’t recall creepy moments in dbz
anime cartoon 
my impression was some sence that realy creepy that make me won't watch db until was secondary school
also tirpitz getting a RQ skin before Bismarck in this economy?
whermst biscuit’s RQ skin?
(then again, we did just get a oath and Christmas skin for Bismarck so I’m happy)
I’d say Tokyo ghoul has more disgusting or creepy stuff than most anime’s
What’s an RQ skin
oi
race queen skin
Oh looking forward to that
Also very true
if only it was L2D though
yes but it's wasn't released on the same time as dbz, was it?
I want my pookie graf to get new skins😭
bisko then get a swimming skin
Have you seen fist of the North Star bc that’s WAY worse than dbz
or bunny
bisko already has a swimsuiit skin tho
hmm
mod spotted
REALLY?
never heard of it
yes
honestly
she def needs a new skin.
Also Yh true if I saw Tokyo ghoul when I was like 7 I would be terrified
the one in the pool
/wiki bismarck
theres a lot
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Bismarck
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Bismarck_Zwei
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Bismarck/Quotes
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Bismarck_Zwei/Quotes
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Bismarck/Gallery
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Bismarck_Zwei/Gallery
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Furniture_Sets/Das_Bismarckhaus
loll
oh
Yh you can search up the way the kill people and stuff
most helpful information ever
that one in the pool
I know she only has one skin
And also Friedrich Karl has no skins too
Damn nice
Funniest bizarre thing i could watch was the old retro anime
didnt feel like opening the game so i opened wiki instead
Waist too
Akeno and Rias are peak
I forgot the title but there was scene where everyone just died
lol
Akeno is way better imo










