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It can still be your daily
he is correct but i'm not gonna stop being
about it
I can shove in all the mods and then it can go up to like 150~
Santakagi
Base on the car it's a supra now
Its no fun when you dont explode
It's pretty funny a us ship use Japanese car
Then we talk maybe shoving some vents in the tires for the brakes to handle the extra HP
US ship drawn in a japanese style
How much HP
Too much , best I can do is a supra or a 986 boxster
Yeah but corvette and mustang exist
Toolbox +11 worth of HP
Get twin turbo
Ehhh If I estimate right I can push her 2NR-VE from 101 whp to maybe 160
Wait horsepower or hitpoint
Yeah but they dont have the same hot sexy curves as some JP cars
Horsepower
I thinking how much damage it can tank
Why would I want to in increase HP?
Like crash
I’d just keep a baseball bat or pepper spray in my pocket
Well if it crashes doesnt matter how much HP it has the internals will basically be kaput from the Gs

Nuoooo
I mainly just wanna get the car from a 0.1 PTW Ratio to a 0.15-0.2
Then It’ll smoke any Daddy’s money stock Bimmer

And then
ONLY THEN
I wrap it in a azur lane wrap
I was trying to find the car but I can’t for some stupid reason and now I’m angry. But I’ve seen some people post it in this server so
But at least she shows skin

Just ChatGPT it bro
no
comfy skin would be nice
What car?
Her boobadungadadungazs are so humongously huge that no amount or corsets and frilled dresses can cover them up
THEONE WITH THE ESSEX RACE QUEEN SKIN 
WITH GLASSES
teacher*
Hot green and cat
How is corvette not hot
Hello 👋
there are but I CANT FUCKING FIND THEM. People who posted the pictures in this server im begging you to post again
Btw are you talking about these?
Nope
Gyaa-
They were shipgirls in race queen skins printed on a real car
Please no i wanna see a valkyrie

now THATs a skin id like
I didnt say not hot and sexy I said , not the same kind of hot and sexy
Ye cuz different company different nation also
If they add in that one Otto Von Alvensleben bunny skin that was in a loading screen art then. Hey. Maybe they will if you beg them enough in surveys….
I know but I can't tell
AN IMAGE OF THE STUPID CAR
Sorry I take it back the car isnt stupid
Wait for the day they actually use racer clothing on racer skins
oooh that car
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They aren't driver
Found them
Ferrari
1-10?
a tirpitz RQ skin!? 
holy shit its a unicorn
The nakhimov one is fantastic, would love it
Can’t believe it, Yostar x Nintendo

MMMMMMMMMMM.
holy shit is that minecraft steve
I mean thats really tuff
Oh Essex is dynamic only meh
steve bro what are you saying

Who is tire cardboard?
Yeah that nakhimov is definitely coming as a skin
Take her home
Anyway so as I was saying I think those skins could come in game too
NAKHIMOV RACE SKIN.
HELL YEAH!!!!!
IM EXCITED THIS BETTER HAPPEN
Benneton
Hence why maybe the artist wanted to use a different car for RQ skins
Bennetton
buys this four car and display to my home and puts a certified gooner car
Isnt it tuff
I bought her first skin, it's okay but also a bit 
They should use a american car for essex
Like us have plenty to chose from
No skins for Pittsburgh I guess. 
Say no more , I NEED IT
THESE ARE SO PRETTY…. Azur lane please stop the gooning one time and make a race queen skin like this :(((((
Tesla
is this her 2nd racing skin? Because its making me lacky as hell 
Again , maybe the artist just didn’t want to use US cars and preferred JP / etc cars
What’s cool is those were posted like a month ago
I love that one
Inb4 she cleans the car with lemons

sounds clean to me
Lemon bleach

i fucking knew that it would be the sex
WHAT
its 2 because her first skin looks like a racing one but, too casual
bro I didn’t even know that
Aston Martin Glazer, my respect
Who’s the hot lady
I would be so happy if the Victor at least comes
Victor VonDoom
I will not forgive the artist that draw nj race skin and not giving the car a rear wing
AZUR LANE OTTO VON ALVENSLEBEN BUNNY SKIN PLEAS
I am curious tho, who the hell at waiting room 

clearly the case
Ferrari collab with gooner hame
if we get that skin for Tiirpitz and its not l2D ima be big sad 
almost thought of it as a Ferrari Straddale
They’re trying to entice Ferrari to collab with them
Ferrari let you put gooner skin as long as you Don't touch the badge
the tirpitz art is fire
Who pulling up in the sex machine
They normally show from l2d(+) to the skins below that right? I feel like there won’t be any more l2d’s….
what if we kiss on the essex car

Like dynamic and static and stuff
Better to worst I guess…
static skins are fine I just don’t know how else to word it

Eye hole view
I think they sometimes reserve some l2ds at the end
They do
i just want something nice for my OG waifu
Naki car should be plug in like the cat
Kaiser!
I am also happy with this cuz nakhimov is a cutie 
Takagi!
Synd!
Car

If rq nakhi,2015 rb car
I don't usually like buying more than 1 skin per ship....buuuuut....
Looks like it
skin for sex????

An electric car
No. For egg
That's a 812 no?
its different, you might have meant the superfast 812
I WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!
Mmm azuma skin
It’s what
Pininfarina battista
3 weeks from now?
I need them sales… and extra stuff for buying outfits….
About ye
I don’t think I’ve ever bought anything at Walmart during Black Friday before
I just find it funny seeing what stuff happened the next day on my phone or tv
You know. On a random note. I’m hoping so hard that they add in bunny skins for the date a live collab characters
this is the 812 that you mentioned
but you can correct me
The black friday walmart thunderdome
If they don’t I will throw a baby tantrum
I still remember when I was younger my aunt was on the news during Black Friday, she got punched while people were fighting for tvs

Actually no it's probably a California
“Back in my day……”
Sorry
Green car
I hope your aunt is okay now
That Nak will be L2D for sure
Looks like fire
I can't help lt like AUuuugh
Yeah the Nak skin is 100% L2D
She’s fine, it was just a massive fight
Still scary though
some people get too crazy on Black Friday
The thunder dome
Now I feel like the other two are going to be static ;( if nakhimov gets a dynamic one tho I will be happy
L2D or bust kincora 
Wait. If Tirpitz is getting a skin
Does that mean they’ve recast her
(Possibly)
i forgor to add that
Yeah but this was like 10 years ago at this point
Probably id guess
We just like bringing it up during thanksgiving
at least you have something to laugh about together lol
id fight anyone for takagi
Damn Essex so hawaii
Synderella will fight.
Thanksgiving gonna be ass this time, at least for a lot of people, but in AL it will be good

Random question but should I buy Noshiro from the merit shop or no. I’m too lazy to try and grind for her honestly….
You’re right……
okay I’ll buy her I guess
That sounds wrong but whatever
Synd
HELL YEAH!!!!
WK
Here we dont really have thanksgiving nor blackfriday deals like US used to have, most of the time it's just some small deals or inflated prices with deals, so people dont really go into stores anymore in that date and here it's usually a week or 2 depending on the store.
Yeah that’s fair. Inflation is crazy though man what are these prices
here, BF means the greater discount at storefront than online shopping
What you doing
playing umamusume waiting for my frozen pizza t ocook
can the gobbla have a little pizza
sure gobbla
i plan a new headset on BF
🍕 
While I having frozen ice cream?
i have a spare
What im talking about is like they bump prices a month or week before they make deals and the prices are usually the same as 2 weeks before but now it has a 40% off
and people fall for it easy.
i think ill get pizza tomorrow
Yes
bout to go watch the latest zfg vod tho
dang zfg. still at it huh?
HOLY SHIT ESSEX SECKS MODE IS REAL?
Yeah i get that but inflation is inflationing either way nowadays honestly. They’re just tricking people into thinking they’re getting good deals on top of that too by doing this scummy shit LMAO
There's a cellphone im looking to buy, im waiting for a deal on it, been 4 months already, i have no urgency in getting it, and money aint really a problem, but i would preffer to pay less since its not produced in my country.
man still looks great too on top of that
havent watched him in like 10 years probably
if youre talking about zfg, the zelda man. and not some other zfg

Oh that speedrunner
i gave up on twitch in 2017 or something
@stable plank do you think you would be a good race card driver
i dont remember what zelda speedrunner i used to watch, the one that used to run ocarina/majoras, let me check leaderboards i may remember it.
once they started going heavy against adblockers and pushing just chatting and hot tub streams. but now i guess its a drama and political platform
no i wasnt born into a rich enough family to be a race car driver
special shoutout to ennopp who usually plays the piano during this part
it is nice to see speed running again from him though. rando are fun tho
Oh he does pokemon now
★Start Line Splash★
︀︀
︀︀Don't worry, Commander. I'm making sure your ride is squeaky clean before the race! Check it out – I bet your car is the most dazzling one on the track now.
︀︀
︀︀USS Essex is changing into her new Dynamic attire. She will grace your dock in the near future, Commander.
︀︀
︀︀#AzurLane #Yostar
HOOOOLY SHIT ESSEX IS GETTING LEWD
oh its time for pizza
the spoon man
Now it's time for cake
@oblique sinew what tiling dose the pizza have
Actually, this would've been more appropriate
Hmm
Actually now that I realize, why does Essex have 3 vehicle related skins?
Does she like driving for some reason
2 are different collabs
this might be a non collab driving skin
Lorenz
Hi
Please change the car to corvette if the content is still in development 🙏
what do you mean?
How are you
He's Brazilian and has a sword
Would you fight me 
It's Friday so pretty good
i hope there's a full faced version of the skin so I can see what the car really is
Hbu?
I can't make the joke i want here takagi
It's supra

Oh wow I got a Nikke ad
yo is that a supra
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That's rare
ITS A FUCKING SUPRA???? OH HELL NO
THEY DIVED INTO THE SUPRA BRAINROT
YEAH EXACTLY WHY DON'T THEY USE CORVETTE OR MUSTANG
Come on
YEAH AND THAT WOULD ACTUALLY MATCH THEIR FACTION TOO LIKE ARENT YOU LITERALLY AMERICAN???
can we get a shipgirl posing on a yugo for a race queen skin?
you couldve send that to a mod maybe
No theyre not as a matter of fact

Essex is american ship
Yea and?
Corvette and mustang is american
Those are muscle cars anyways
Dude
As an American i dont think modern corvette or mustangs are all that great
What bout the AMC pacer?
I own one
whar about atleast a fucking ford gt?
What’s wrong with a supra I have no clue about anything related to cars
Or anything
Literally nothing
car is good the problem is just it's overrated
by 12yo kids
Didn't it win this year's 24h daytona
Just location of manufacture
No idea. Mehtona
And podium at leman
What’s the reason if theres actually any
Supra is great.,, but i would like to own one? definitely not
Is the manufacturer bad
They think that the car can gap every single car in existence
Na, just Japanese
but actually that's not true
No they get destroy by gt3
TRUE
I don’t see what the problem is am I missing something lol
This is the case for all fast cars
No one expects the Hammman Race Queen
Literally shit for owning
Lmps hypercar formula cars those sort of stuff exist
But ill keep my fox body for sure
Road legal hyper supers

Helmet too small
They should add this in game…. And my precious wife’s bunny skin oh my god I can never get over this betrayal
The valkyrie stuff like that
So you can go 60 slightly faster for no reason?

They betray me by not giving the vantage the dam rear wing
No
Have you tried flat out 130r
what about that 1 of 1 bugatti 300+
No where in America can you go 130 legally
Azur lane needs to get boycotted for these betrayals /j
You can go to tracks
Drag strip
Those exist for a reason
If you are rich you can make your own circuit
If i was rich id start buying up all the trucks i can so i can scrap them all
Fun
Mutsuki RQ next
Mutsuki should be the racer
People who can afford those and i don't get along.
She run very fast from Ark

Tempesta RQ when 
She already race on that free skin
How was work
Its Friday i don't work today
understandable
I hope they give ts050
The time travel one?
the amusement park skin
Funny
I'll try
pirates on cars? wouldn't that be kind of awkward
Find dinosaur
but if they manage to cook im eating
They will be on some mad max style cars
Bokuto no Ken collab
oh wait I got the wrong idea
I made a tier list regarding trainers
they would be posing on the cars
Should i dm it over
if they manage to nail the design for the cars
I would be grateful
because fictional cars are a debatable field
Hi
you can make them look either absolutely beautiful or absolutely shit
poor guy waiting in the room
Orbs you comfy
No way
Ebbex RQ skin

【Preview: Essex's Dynamic skin - Start Line Splash】
︀︀
︀︀Commandeeer! I'm over here! Me and your car are both ready and raring to go!
︀︀
︀︀*Content is in development and may not reflect the final version.
︀︀
︀︀#AzurLane #Yostar
eggex
Hmm

Okay I’m sorry you can keep thinking 
Perchance
What a great movie
the second supra in the game....
Quite so
first one was strasbourg
oh wait there's literally a gr supra furniture
how did I forget about that
that makes 3 supras in the game
That's the outfit with "3JZ" written on the tire letter, right?
yeah probably
manjuu rocket
To be precise, it looked more like an FT-1 Gr.3 than a Supra.
the cars become Mad Max
yeah someone already enlightened me with that idea
still a great idea
and taillights seems LC500 or BMW 3.0 CSL
I don't think they took THAT as a reference
because the FT-1 is less popular than the supra

WE'RE LOSING NNN AT THIS POINT! LIKE WOW!

who is we
not me though
race queen skins making sure i dont fail the unfunny november meme
i am remaining steadfast

i do not care
i also forgot about it the first day
the exhaust pipe routing and fog lamp design are similar to the FT-1.
howdy lost
whar do you not care about? the month or gooning
The month

granted, I’ve noticed that particularly habit waning and waxing
oh yeah I just noticed that, thank you for correcting me
depending on how much stuff is happening
dont tell me you jerk off (why am I surprised)
(this is literally average azur lane player)
oh cmon
idk what you want from me
Gotta go fast 
like I play the game and I still don't feel like jerking off
I rather perform all that inside my head
and im not you?
png waifus not working

you could've said
hi Rubi
I had returned for 3 months from break, hallo gang, is a me, da herta
where hat
Hipper RQ when
i didnt with essex,but Supra Mk.V is yes
manjuu needs to be sponsored by racing companies
with all these RQ skins going around
and let that guy who still keeps drawing bote women with cars realize the dream
We need another Yamaha collab
you look like you would insert it inside the exhaust
so hatsune miku?
jerking off to cars is another level of degeneracy

NOT THE KEYBOARD
that could work too
You guys about to drift into the ocean now huh?

inb4 ceo-chan wants it
They could make a Yamaha keyboard collab bringing Hatsune for Muse event
It's not that our muse events are bad... but we had 3 already so they are kinda repetitive just like Tempeastas are becoming
and next year we get a new muse event
but licensing is the biggest issue
nope,Supra has very very sexually attractive rear and very beautiful wheels.
who would want their mascot to be in a borderline 18+ shipgirl auto battler
so many? the only collab right now is fucking crossworlds
You havent seen Hatsune miku these days right
I think she can becoming pregnant in every rear fender and bumper.
look at old miku and the 2023 or was it 2024 new miku?
boobs
i meant that for other gacha games but ye you get the point
those are in no way official though
they are official
i wish i could say hatsune miku era has already ended
hatsune piku
you mean brown rock shitter?
brazilian miku or the one with the black dress isn't
which ones
BRS is technically Miku
This is official
and is a Race Queen
oh yeah I forgot goodsmile racing literally exists
the Mercedes SLS AMG gt3
with the miku livery
yeah miku is everywhere but thing is
its a different case for azur lane
again I express my point
_ _
blue archive had one, brave frontier had one and some other games gacha or not had one
here too lazy to even list em all
are those borderline 18+

Idolmaster moment
stick to the doujins or fanarts if u want her in a lewd way
except umamusume with the yakuza thing

no I mean they aren't borderline 18+ in those games but azur lane is generally borderline 18+ with their skins so Sega would kind of tip toe with their mascot
She's in so many games that there's no point in saving it anymore
Underground Uma sussy ring.
cock
I mean you could make a case for BA.
and anyways she's in enough games to be recognized easily
You got like Hanako and shit. There was that Alice scene with her cheeks out that got the game in hot water for a bit.
indeed
weird seeing her normally in a risque-esque kind of game
that will weird out some people
that's what I'm saying
your virtual internet idoru
Yeah this game going down such a horny path has limited its reach a bit.

the John, hola

just look at the pearl skin
No I’m good
yeah baseball huh
Will consider buying NJ skin, depends on her alt pose

God damn bitchass RQ skins.😔
very hot cat
me when I win the race and I see her on the podium
Static?
if it is not RQ skins, it is swimsuit skins 
where did that ayanami torpedo gif go
I’d take swimsuit slop over RQ any day.
true
shut
tbf, aren't bikini and race queen literally the same at this point

yeah cars in a thirst trap game is unacceptable
Why not
Don’t care for the general aesthetic of RQ skins, nor cars.
Dynamic
beans
Can't judge you with that I guess...
Make the car main focus

dynamic sex poses (360° panoramic view)
Wouldn’t mind that.
So next event just a filler before the DaL?
Oh great Rubi lick agian and again and again and again and again

Next event is unzen
DaL is the filler
Unzen gun for Hindy
I got a headstart
unzen im getting her no matter what
same
Help
nice
That Nak skin is dynamic
I went from like 38 to 45 prints in a week for Meck gun.
I need 35 more for my 2nd Meck gun
of course some urs don't even get L2Ds anymore
Drake in a like 4 year drought.
easy there girl

Oh there
my man, don't show me this, she making me mald for not buying her skin
Nya? My cousin getting race queen skin? 
I got oumi I didn't buy her skin but I'm still satisfied because I trialed it meanwhile 👍👍👍

you had the money right
you didn't get time to buy the skin right
the collabs are just an excuse for when the devs can’t come up with any quality game content
got my allowance late, was busy saving my funds for college
but it’s not like AL has quality game content in the first place
damn
Couldn't agree more
hm facts
the only quality nowadays is lewd
hurry up eos
almost there, I have her at 189 aff
release yamato

look how the population booms
The population sucks
no I mean the game population
both literally and figuratively
Hakuhou at 190 aff for me
as in the player count
another doomposties?
I have shinano at 200 affection
if yamato gets released the player count will be lime 10x of whatever right now
so close
I just realize this
No, just my daily shitting on AL gameplay and collabs
yea these two are just being doomsayers
IS THAT AN F1 REFERENCE
you know, the usual shit
Nato

yadayada
even though they're facts nobody accepts them for what they are
Because the AL populace is mostly made up of horny idiots
so of course they won’t accept it
not like they are any better gachas out there without the gacha part killing the enjoyment
Collab?
idk when since have collab idk what next Azur lane collab with? Uma Musume?
Why would they release a ship that everyone is expectating to be very strong and will end up being really disappointed since she wont be that strong at most lion level.
what
are you
okay
Do you need someone to beat your eggs?
he needs discombobulation
DONT ASSOCIATE MY HORNY SHIPGIRL GAME WITH HORSEGIRL SLOP
uma are pure
i am
Well not really, but they’re more pure than this filth
how did this happen
My beautiful Sakura Laurel will rise once again
it was like, cameltoe
Anyway, back to racism
ciao


Waiting
no I don't want sniff you but I want you improve you grammar (to the person)
No, I want to sniff you left
damn
Oh i got back to back armpit pvp

you got that right Hah...
because she now Oiled up

hmmmmmm
woah, the naming is impressive
no ship oil isn't that pure
me when armpits
no ship oil is corrosive to skin
(i despise anyone who likes armpits)
Our ships only use Vegan free oil, no vegans was used when making this oil

mm
fr
haram oil
hi nato
good thing we dont have any muslim-shipgirl, ain't we?
yea
would that be generating income tho
Ganji is hindus
the horseplayers went out
shame to be
and meanwhile just started grinding
true ig
yea ganji literally means bald in that language
good thing she ain't bald though
Y
Z
I wonder what they will do with the Tirpitz RQ, will they bring her with new VA or will they just not bring her and leave it only outside the game.
Army
or worst, AI voice generation based on passed VA
they cant do that
legally, yes , they can't
technically not impossible, some could feed AI. her 40 years of VA voice-works
Look like you alert the horse you know what it mean get ready to get Drop Kick!

It would make her family rich from the lawsuit, they cant do it
again that's legal-issue i said before
who’s in your pfp ? 🥀
prob a cute one he likes
true
let's question abt that gripen instead... maybe
It birthday for 2 more hours
fanmade Gripen-jetgirl
ty sir 
cargirls?
Lemon girl
🍋
W suggestion
fruitgirls
chip brand girls
Also isnt japan's culture around VAs like
Waaay different from say like the US
I feel like JP would throw a revolt if they puppeteered her corpse with AI

big guy

dynamic skins why?


gta6 will never release
this new racequeen seggs skin tho
mere presence is enough

time to make a 1:1 clone of her with ai, completely indistinguishable


damn essex racing outfit 
something in JP 8th Anniversary
wait
tirpitz?
what's going on with tirpitz
shes prob gonna get race queen skin
new skin in next maintenance
oh
DAL V Collab maybe will in the last week in Nov
NJ RQ fit or Musashi bunny fit, which one has more sex appeal and therefore I should I get
wgat
either tbh
pick for me lowk
equally thicc, but Musashi Mommy, while NJ is literal Waifu
go for NJ
ight
remind when that skin releases again
Why not both xd
12th?
saving for the black friday
Essex race queen

@lapis blade
Don't let her see
Awww
Where's the "no save more" option
I'd really just go for the Race Queen NJ fr
since Musashi's Bunny Skin will be available some time later
its been past a year now
heart emotes continue to stay on top in game-news reactions
i like this 
good for you I guess
oh ok
Aston Martin Vantage 2018
house?
gta 6 azur lane version
Yamato and Montana before gta 6

and thus
Dondon grind begins with Murm and Kron
hi apri
but also Dubious at the same time, and we still love her

the fact she had a tail also made her cute even more
even the tailless pajama is cute -w-
oh shet areo
what's NJ height
Za Bunny Needs Za Popsicles
hot popsicles
spicy popsicles
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