al-general

[tawdry fern]

A perfect record so far.

[jagged knot]

(A homeless man rescued - A guy who is slowly losing his sight - A sadist with abusive parents - An emotionally dependent person with neglectful parents)

[tawdry fern]

Holy shit Blue Lock jumpscare.

[jagged knot]

Not exactly the same ofc

But this level of story I wanted to see on Inazuma Eleven

[jagged knot]

Also @serene elm Inazuma Eleven is really big in Brazil

[serene elm]

I expected it to be

[jagged knot]

However its not called Inazuma Eleven here, its called Super Onze

[serene elm]

damn

they really translated the name huh

[tawdry fern]

It's called Super Once in the entirety of latin america.

[serene elm]

I know what super onze means

it's the same in Spanish

tho the z is a c

[jagged knot]

Ofc you know

[serene elm]

[tawdry fern]

It was also quite of a hit in various spanish speaking countries.

[jagged knot]

Yeah bro we have spanish classes at school <//3

[serene elm]

she makes me feel unwise

fuck

Beta, Bellatrix, Powai, Raika, Orca, Mercury, Clair

fucking inazuma

[tawdry fern]

In Spain tho, while it's called Inazuma Eleven, they used the english localized names for the characters.

[serene elm]

stop tempting me

fuck

[weak parrot]

Lemon Meringue is hot

[jagged knot]

I feel like she will have the most horrifying terrible past possible

[tawdry fern]

While in the latin american spanish dub, we got the og japanese names with one exception.

[stark fox]

Where Boat?

[jagged knot]

Im in your walls

[serene elm]

wait this wasn't off topic?

[weak parrot]

sus

[stark fox]

Where

[serene elm]

man I'm so used of having off topic pre selected

[tawdry fern]

Mammoru Endou was changed to Satoru Endou.

[stark fox]

Boat?

[serene elm]

[jagged knot]

No???

[serene elm]

man I got so used to only speak to off-topic I thought we were there

lmao

[jagged knot]

🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️ 🕊️

Age effects or smth

[tawdry fern]

Why I ended up yapping about the spanish dubs of Inazuma Eleven.

[weak parrot]

It’s time for an AL job

[serene elm]

eh then let's go off topic lmao

[jagged knot]

Because its tuff

[silver bear]

Hello

[tawdry fern]

They never finished dubbing the series in the latin american spanish dub and the child inside me is still pissed.

[abstract ingot]

Dead

[stark fox]

Time to start Lolifying your boats until we get back on topic

[stark fox]

This IS a Threat

[abstract ingot]

This is a treat

[tawdry fern]

Damn I still have this Z11 art from Freng in my gallery.

[abstract ingot]

[silver bear]

Cringe as fuck, but fair enough

[stark fox]

Extreme Problems require extreme Solutions

[atomic dew]

That’s just annoyingly adorable

[abstract ingot]

That image looks strangely adorable.

[jagged knot]

Im gonna find you.

[serene elm]

no problem

then let's go off topic again

[jagged knot]

Im in your walls.

[stark fox]

Here

Part 2

[abstract ingot]

Let's keep going off-topic until Pin has to lolify Unicorn.

[serene elm]

indeed

[tawdry fern]

People will see this and say "wife".
That's me, I'm people. WIFE.

[jagged knot]

I will find you

[abstract ingot]

I'm not people, I'm a cat.

[weak parrot]

something something little Akashi

[jagged knot]

Dont care I will poop at your doorstep anyway

[clever gazelle]

Where my botes at

[clever gazelle]

Awww

[abstract ingot]

[abstract ingot]

Who even is that witch?

It does not seem like graf

No big big horns so not hakutaku

Who is it?

[weak parrot]

damn, nimi looking touchable

[raven grove]

How is everyone tonight?

[mint vessel]

[weak parrot]

loli Z9

[clever gazelle]

Aww

[stable plank]

we have little agir. now we need little uvh

[silver bear]

Imma be real

I do not keep little boats

[stark fox]

I do because Completionist

[gritty field]

[jaunty adder]

dumheaded pants

[silver bear]

I do not see the point in them

the OG ship is right there

[serene elm]

[fossil obsidian]

What r those

[serene elm]

the OG ships are the 3 starters

[silver bear]

Dont be pedantic

[silver bear]

Their are loli versions of previously existing characters

[fossil obsidian]

Ohhh

[silver bear]

Bel, Renown, Agir

theirs others

[serene elm]

eh

those are irrelevant

[jaunty adder]

this man is secretly a lolicon

[fossil obsidian]

I need to collect all the lolis tbh

[jagged knot]

Im gonna find him btw

[silver bear]

i just dont get the point of em

[fossil obsidian]

They do seem kinda pointless if the og ship is already in the game

[stable plank]

i keep 1 of each shipgirl, no matter how bad she is

[serene elm]

they look more like daughters of the OG ship

[silver bear]

anywho, i might need to start running more of the RN BBs in my fleet

just so i can accelerate the lvling process

[fossil obsidian]

Same. With the unrealistic goal of eventually fully leveling them lol

[silver bear]

ive got a handful of ships left to 125

[serene elm]

thos since they are playable units and ppl don't care about the story or it's prob not even mentioned but most likely the lil versions are taken cared by their OG ones as their kid

skk with daughters of things that can't get pregnant lmao

we got a similar situation in nikke rn

with all the furnace stuff and all that

[stark fox]

Cuz they cute

And some of them are just better

[silver bear]

Just feels weird

[stark fox]

Cough Zeppy

[serene elm]

but yeah same situation different reason

Rapi and commander have a kid

without even doing the thing

not like a nikke can get pregnant anyways

[silver bear]

like, why do we need an Achorage mini

[serene elm]

because Anchorage acts as a kid

she is not

at all

[silver bear]

its still weird imo

[stark fox]

Popularity

[jagged knot]

Adoption, still their children

[serene elm]

there was a lore reason for Anchorage being like a kid

[silver bear]

YMMV

[jagged knot]

A lot

[silver bear]

but its just weird, and feels like bloat for the sake of it

[jagged knot]

However still weird, we arent judging if theres a reason or not, its just weird asf

[serene elm]

al-lore spoken about it I think Anchorage is like that for a failing module or something

nah

[stark fox]

TLDR: Someone fucked up in making her Brain code.
Now she's dumb

[serene elm]

yeah

[serene elm]

makes sense

[serene elm]

trust me

baby play like that is a thing

tho not the personality of a person

[stark fox]

I like the loli boats, I think they are cute, and they are free.
You don't have to engage with them if you don't want to

[serene elm]

Anchorage just has a problem with her brain

[clever gazelle]

I personally wonder whether they use the screw up as a cover for the cube being some old bb cube that wasn't properly wiped

[serene elm]

pin is so right

tho we don't get any anymore

so not like it matters

[jagged knot]

And its weird

[serene elm]

welp

let ppl do whatever

specially if it's a drawing

[fossil obsidian]

Weird isnt a bad thing

[stark fox]

We still regularly get the Lil' Ships

[serene elm]

we used to complain of boomers saying videogames make you violent and want to kill ppl

the anime community does the same thing now days

with body types and taste of ppl

[silver bear]

I disagree with this line of thinking

[serene elm]

see?

[jagged knot]

Vladimir Nabokov is writhing in his coffin.

[serene elm]

the boomer who thinks playing GTA will end in you going to shoot in a school

[serene elm]

eh not interested in those

Asmongold has better takes than Lost

[jagged knot]

Lewis Caroll is proud of you

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/mitsume-ga-toru-sharaku-the-threeeyed-one-wato-girl-gif-22959022

[silver bear]

Idk why he have to specifically go around being kosher with folks that like sexualizing kids, but ok

[stark fox]

May I help you?

[serene elm]

I mean it's a fucking drawing

[silver bear]

I feel like this is a bad faith argument

[jaunty adder]

can i get a headpat?

[stark fox]

[jaunty adder]

nice

[fossil obsidian]

I cant believe we r having this discourse in the azur lane discord server of all places

[serene elm]

kids

man

it's a drawing

grow the fuck up

[fossil obsidian]

THE loli game 😭😭😭

[stark fox]

Honestly, I understand people who are against Loli boats and the Lil' Boats.
I like them cuz I don't feel they intrude too much.
I understand it's a personal preference thing and this is a Waifu collection game.

[silver bear]

like

I was keeping it civil

[serene elm]

nah i do too some ppl are too annoying

[jagged knot]

I mean, its not a crime however can be still be classified as pedo by psychology, which is attraction to the body of a pre-pubescent child

[sharp cosmos]

Lost u stinky

[serene elm]

nah hell nah

lmao

[stark fox]

Why the fuck are you guys talking about sexual attraction to children when that wasn't at all the conversation?

[serene elm]

yeah

[stable plank]

guilty conscious

[serene elm]

I don't know where that comes from

[jagged knot]

Because he mentioned the attraction/preference for "loli" body type

[stark fox]

Oh is this the stupid "You said they cute, you must want to fuck them!" Argument?

[serene elm]

[stark fox]

Where's my thing for this?

[serene elm]

he said they are cute

[fossil obsidian]

Loli body type doesnt = minor. I have a loli body type and im 18.

[serene elm]

I said I like some of them

see what I said about the boomer with GTA and ppl like Lost?

[mint vessel]

I don't give a shit about loli, i just don't like some cons. but im not against games or animes having lolis.

[silver bear]

bro

[serene elm]

bro no

[sharp cosmos]

Bro

[mint vessel]

huh

[silver bear]

Considering the vibe AL is at

[serene elm]

that Asmongold of all ppl can get a better understanding and grip of this conversation than you is crazy

[quartz comet]

erm whats happen

[stable plank]

porn game

[silver bear]

and its not at all subtle intent

[stark fox]

Here it is

[sharp cosmos]

Wait people actually listen to asmongold and what he has to say regarding literally anything?

[silver bear]

Excuse me for finding that lolis share that space to be weird

like

[serene elm]

yes because he has better takes than what you might think

[silver bear]

Its not a fucking condemnation of you

[serene elm]

that dude can talk of a thing he knows no shit about and have most critical thinking than 90% of the ppl

[stark fox]

I think lolis can work in this game.
So long as they don't try to sexualize them.

[serene elm]

so yes ppl do hear him

[silver bear]

i just find it weird

[mint vessel]

I mean Laffey is cute as a daughter to take care

[serene elm]

because even when he has no idea, he gives good points

[nova monolith]

Laffey looks like a Bro to me

[gleaming galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759614141425385492/1213225695438835762/B23A5409-8C95-4FF3-A526-6AE1D3BB3A44.gif

[nova monolith]

literally

[serene elm]

that is NOT a loli

[stark fox]

I didn't say it was

[mint vessel]

That's it, just don't do something sus and it's okay

[serene elm]

oh thought you

bruh

nvm

[serene elm]

????

[jaunty adder]

ogey drake

[serene elm]

the what?

[mint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azur-lane-laffey-gif-14302020

[serene elm]

who tf is drake

[mint vessel]

Look at her, i would like to be her dad

[quartz comet]

[sharp cosmos]

[jagged knot]

Because of this you said btw

[jaunty adder]

go strike a cord

[serene elm]

yeah duh

[nova monolith]

Like literally A Bro, one who would be your friend by your side, isn't that much to think of...

[jaunty adder]

[mint vessel]

Short adult women can be considered loli?

[serene elm]

I thought you meant a dude

lmao

[jagged knot]

NO???

[mint vessel]

like really short body type, less than 1.50m

[serene elm]

for moder anime "fans" they are the reality is they don't fit at all the category

[jaunty adder]

The MUTsuki

[serene elm]

tell that to 90% of the new anime "fans"

[jaunty adder]

[serene elm]

cute

[mint vessel]

let me see

[stable plank]

little bache when?

[serene elm]

[nova monolith]

Petite to decent Bodysize are better IRL compared to thicc, or maybe because Fiction makes it look better

[serene elm]

I will just say

[stark fox]

Anyway, I subscribe to:
Loli = Cute.
We headpat the lolis.
We do nothing else with them.

[serene elm]

ppl call Hestia a loli

that's all

[jagged knot]

Sir, its all by how they are drawn like

[nova monolith]

Shortstack moment

[serene elm]

nah

it's just ppl not knowing what they are even talking about

[mint vessel]

depends the artstyle of author

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/mutsuki-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-21212324

[serene elm]

this is what happens when a bunch of obnoxious and annoying ppl join a community that was meant to stay nish

same with car culture

thing has been going to the trash since it became more open

[stark fox]

Shinano with a gun

[weak parrot]

sus

she’s too crazed

0/10

[mint vessel]

A Miata is expensive asf nowadays 💀

[serene elm]

expensive is not the problem

[nova monolith]

Looks like Kaga that is long haired

[mint vessel]

some shitboxes ''jdm'' cars are expensive cuz tiktok

[serene elm]

is ppl doing stupid stuff that gets to the main stream media because they put ppl's lifes in danger

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/akagi-kaga-amagi-shinano-xtrinity-gif-6008421643861237334

[mint vessel]

I started watching anime in mid 2018

[blissful oxide]

went there 2 months ago

[serene elm]

and card bros and meetins are seen as bad because of a bunch of stupid ppl that don't know how to behave

happens the same with anime

[mint vessel]

So about the lolis

[serene elm]

when I started it used to be more nish and close, you didn't had all this ppl being so obnoxious about anything at all

[mint vessel]

If they are not sus then idc

[serene elm]

lolis, massive boobs, unproportional bodies

yeah

what makes anime

[lavish oracle]

lowkey

i expect the new shipgirls to have big tiddies

[serene elm]

new "fans" make all that annoying

[lavish oracle]

[serene elm]

in general

[jagged knot]

Althought its not that hard to draw a short woman without making them looking like that <//3

[lavish oracle]

nice

[mint vessel]

what about boys with only 16y being muscled like jojo?

[jagged knot]

I watch it since I was like 7

[serene elm]

you would be surprised how ripped a 16 year old boy can be

[jagged knot]

Body goals

[serene elm]

my brother looked 10 years older in muscle mass

[mint vessel]

dayum

[jaunty adder]

femboy batman

[weak parrot]

my first anime was shugo chara

[serene elm]

he looked young but he had muscles 2 times the size of adults, you understimate human body

[jagged knot]

Also its not as if it was hard to have muscles at this age

[silver bear]

Your teenage years can be like the peak of your bodys performance

[mint vessel]

Green hair idk who is her, Aharen san i skiped, Toradora girl (i forgort her name) she's just short and maid dragon i skiped so idk

[silver bear]

ive known dudes who were ripped as fuck

[jagged knot]

Mine being the worst wtf

[silver bear]

by like 17-19

[serene elm]

it's not that they can be like is that they should be

[stable plank]

no ejection port or mag release?

[nova monolith]

Ripped yes, buffed no

[jagged knot]

Im waiting for puberty to hit me this shii never comes

[serene elm]

both

[mint vessel]

My first anime was Initial D or SAO i don't remember exaclty

[serene elm]

he was buffed and ripped

stright up

[stable plank]

she also has no sights on that thing. she aint hitting shit

[lavish oracle]

wtf

[serene elm]

your peak if performance should be in your teenagers years

[lavish oracle]

[mint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/jotaro-jotaro-kujo-kujo-jotaro-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-jjba-gif-4536688621833451639

[serene elm]

yes you are still developing but it's where you are at your peak of energy

[mint vessel]

bro is 16y and has ripped body

[serene elm]

and that you are still developing helps to get buff and ripped

[mint vessel]

at least in first seasons

[serene elm]

was

that was 3 years ago

[mint vessel]

i even tought he was a adult like 30-40y

[serene elm]

now he looks even more intimidating

taller

[devout bough]

Hi allergen

[lavish oracle]

oomfs

[serene elm]

maintained muscle mass

[lavish oracle]

new meta has been spotted

[jagged knot]

"You are so mature for your age" ahh

[lavish oracle]

hagmaxxing

[jagged knot]

If thats my peak I dont wanna think about my lowest

[serene elm]

yeah because when you are starting to develop your adult body you should start looking more adult

what shouldn't be normal is this 18 years old looking like 10

that is not normal

[mint vessel]

just hit the gym bro

[devout bough]

What?

Where

[serene elm]

when I was 13 I already started to grow a bear

like it should be

little hair but it started

what is not normal is that at 18 you look like if you are a baby

[jaunty adder]

you're femhagboy

[serene elm]

I'm lazy, but I do recommend spending more time outside when a teenager I am not anymore

but if anyone is man just go out

[mint vessel]

i touch grass everyday

[serene elm]

me too, I have to go study

[jaunty adder]

your indoor plant doesn't count

[mint vessel]

alr

[serene elm]

I live in the outside of a village

[mint vessel]

Nah bro i really go outside

[serene elm]

I only need to open the door to touch grass

[mint vessel]

gotta buy milk, eggs, bread...

[serene elm]

[violet panther]

My teenage days, one third of "outside" not in school was internet/game cafe

[serene elm]

kast april's fools was fun

[mint vessel]

easter came early this year

[serene elm]

yeah

makes sense

[silver bear]

From 16-now iv worked in scrap metal

[nocturne ether]

no pantsu

[jagged knot]

My situation rn unfortunately

[violet panther]

Playing WoW , Dota, BF2, LoL and so on there

[silver bear]

So i have fairly robust muscles on my arms and some basic 6 pack forming

[serene elm]

tbh do whatever but idk man I do see some adults that look too young and I'm like, tf you mean you are 20? where's your puberty at?

[nova monolith]

Both would probably be a miracle, but I guess I don't see much buffed ones except 18 and above

[jagged knot]

Somehow it made 9th graders create a whole fanclub for me(??)

[serene elm]

nah

not a miracle

[mint vessel]

Im 21 and my face still the same from 10 years ago

[violet panther]

Here, adults rather wish to stay looking young

[mint vessel]

guess i still look young

[serene elm]

I mean ripped is looking strong buffed is where your muscles are big

if you do a normal non drugs routine you should have a stable body with a bit of both

[jagged knot]

I look like a twink

Twinkatron 5000

[jagged knot]

Waiting for my Twinklink 3000 ❤️

[serene elm]

bro not aging at all

[serene elm]

ah true ppl do care about that

[violet panther]

Some well-off elders in their 70s still dye hair black (asian) and do stuff as if they-re 50s

[serene elm]

yeah doesn't go for me

never cared about looking older as I gow up

ppl told me "oh you grow up so much" my usual reply was " no shit, I'm older "

[nova monolith]

ripped is just too common for the youngsters for me here, but I guess I should know better

[violet panther]

Saw some 69s using Discord too

60s*

[mint vessel]

Sometimes i need to carry my id to check that im over 18y

[serene elm]

a balance is only obtained with a good diet

my brother not only did a lot of exercice and shit

he ate more than my father

[lavish oracle]

👅👅👅👅👅

[serene elm]

stright up

[surreal lagoon]

I have come to say bye

by by dont melt

[lavish oracle]

how is that not bannable lmfao

i got warned for lesser images

[serene elm]

my father's plate looked like a joke compared to my brother

[nova monolith]

well tbf, Filipinos here love to get ripped, but don't wanna get fat because they are too concerned about their image

[serene elm]

what fat?

tf fat?

[mint vessel]

Remember when google play almost banned the game cuz a shipgirl was too freaky?

yeah, this one is kind of light

[nova monolith]

Fat in their muscle to make it big?

[serene elm]

it's not fat it's your muscle being feed what it needs to grow

[serene elm]

no

that's just obesse

when you get buffed naturally all that is pure muscle

well even with asteroids

[serene elm]

all that is muscle

[nova monolith]

In order to at least make it bigger tho, eat and exercise was usually a thing

[serene elm]

there's no fat, since your muscles are facing thought conditions they need to adapt

[nova monolith]

Muscle kinda needs some fat too to get slightly enlarged

[serene elm]

and they adapt by growing stronger and bigger so they can withstand the work

[mint vessel]

Better having more wheight with muscles than fat

[serene elm]

if you look too buffed it's bad

[jagged knot]

Laughs in 38kg

[mint vessel]

what the

[serene elm]

a naturally buffed person should have muscles but they shouldn't look too big

[mint vessel]

bro my grandma is more heavy than you 💀

[teal girder]

Anatoly

[lavish oracle]

can i get ibanned now?

[mint vessel]

she's like 42kg

[lavish oracle]

it's almost my 4th year anni iban soon

[serene elm]

try it

[jagged knot]

My cousin is heavier than me

[violet panther]

Balanced mass here is with simple formula.. weight (kg) = height (cm) - 100 (male) , -110 (female)

[jagged knot]

And shes 8

[lavish oracle]

i've been unable to post images since 2022

[mint vessel]

fatness?

[teal girder]

Batman

[serene elm]

38 at 8? hmmm

is that normal?

[jagged knot]

Shes taller than me too

[serene elm]

br

[jagged knot]

Im only ANEMIC

[mint vessel]

oh

genetics then

[serene elm]

makes sense

still

[mint vessel]

she probally got good genetics from somewhere in your family

[serene elm]

38 at 8? is that normal? I have no idea

[jagged knot]

Anemia, scoliosis, bronchitis, rhinitis, and asthma 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[nova monolith]

I guess what you said is more reasonable

[violet panther]

What is her height

[nova monolith]

Also the fuck my messages sending slower than usual

[mint vessel]

Can you breathe?

[jagged knot]

Like 142 or smth

[jagged knot]

Yes???

[mint vessel]

i only have rhinitis

and i suffer to breathe

[violet panther]

Then according to my formula said earlier.. she's only slightly plump

[jagged knot]

But rn I can carry till 60kg

[mint vessel]

how tf do you breathe better than me?

[jagged knot]

Or 65kg

[lusty marsh]

Hey yall

[jagged knot]

Hi Zoey pfp

[mint vessel]

Then you can't carry me (67kg)

1,71m

idk this in american sorry

[jagged knot]

Im gonna carry you

[mint vessel]

doubt

[lusty marsh]

67

Hahaha

Im so funny

Like and subscribe

[mint vessel]

im really 67kg right now fr

[lusty marsh]

Ok

[stable plank]

67kg is like 147 lb

[mint vessel]

gotta get 1kg then

1,71m in american metric system is like?

[modern dew]

what did you say

[mint vessel]

idk about their metric system

[stable plank]

oh no

[mint vessel]

it's kinda confusing

[stable plank]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[lusty marsh]

this gif is old

[teal girder]

Fall damage

[mint vessel]

ah yes kermit falling

a certified hood classic

[stable plank]

yes

[violet panther]

U mean imperial? 171cm = around 5'6"-7"

[teal girder]

Smol

[serene elm]

still peak

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[stable plank]

the gif is ruined now that i know its from conan obrien

[lusty marsh]

old is gold

[jagged knot]

67

[teal girder]

I know when Mahomes lose the superbowl

[serene elm]

67 bruh

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[serene elm]

I don't get it at all I just heard ppl joking about it a friend had to explain me about it

I'm so disconnected of this dumb stuff

[lusty marsh]

Superbowl? Why would they build one?

[modern dew]

i dont get it either

it just activates the sleeper agent in my ass

[stable plank]

road work ahead? i sure hope it does

[mint vessel]

six what? sorry

[blissful oxide]

six dash seven

[weak parrot]

Yeah guys

Hit the gym bros

Smack them around

[violet panther]

I mean 6" to 7"

[mint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/cvrlucky-funny-edit-mlg-gif-1512021508957226410

[weak parrot]

cut their throats

[versed quarry]

6 1 9

[weak parrot]

drink their blood

fuck gym bros

[stable plank]

brainrot posting activates my 1 blocked message sleeper agent

[mint vessel]

Screw 67, let's talk about dank moments in mlg

[teal girder]

Barbarian style

[mint vessel]

Where is my Baja blast and doritos?

[blissful oxide]

there

under ur pillow

[lusty marsh]

I started azur lane next year

[stable plank]

montage parodies.... rest in peace

[weak parrot]

Major League Gayball?

[teal girder]

Baja Blast pie

[mint vessel]

gayming*

[weak parrot]

furries

[mint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/its-all-in-the-gaming-chair-gaming-chair-skill-issue-360-no-scope-no-scope-gif-10989045114822148150

nah 360 trickshots

wait

this game...

[teal girder]

Not sure is it Ninja

[mint vessel]

what

This is peak gaming

[teal girder]

That printer

[weak parrot]

Isn’t that uh

[versed quarry]

Booyaka

[mint vessel]

def a old HP printer

[blissful oxide]

hp printer

[weak parrot]

Pixel Gun 3D

Or whatever

[mint vessel]

That version was the world, a pc exclusive

[weak parrot]

ah

Anyway, back to racism and strawberry shortcake

[mint vessel]

How is bro pc burning running Touhou? 💀

[molten fjord]

I wonder wats next event if we getting nj skin

[mint vessel]

Touhou can run in anything like Doom

[molten fjord]

Race queen?

[jaunty adder]

Midsuba

[stable plank]

ill have you know touhou 12 is very demanding

[mint vessel]

:c

[stable plank]

or they tried running a touhou game on something that isnt windows 98

[molten fjord]

[mint vessel]

i could run touhou 6 in a Raspberry Pi

[weak parrot]

But can you run doom on a clay tablet?

[mint vessel]

or in a old ass pc from 2000s

[weak parrot]

from 3500 BC

that’s called peak gaming

[mint vessel]

Well, if it has a screen...

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/fumo-reisen-air-fryer-touhou-gif-21041047

[jagged knot]

People

Whats worse

Playing HoK, AoV or LoL

[teal girder]

You are the worst

[mint vessel]

Someone run the game in a calculator powered by a gazilions of potatos

[weak parrot]

wrong

I am worse

[jagged knot]

Indeed.

[mint vessel]

LoL

or Genshin

both are stinky

[molten fjord]

Lol is ok

[teal girder]

LoveLive

[molten fjord]

Worst game is fortnite

[weak parrot]

anyway 2009 strawberry shortcake is the best designed strawberry shortcake

[mint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-cirno-fumo-touhou-airfry-gif-25575274

[jagged knot]

I play genshin

[blissful oxide]

sup kfc

[molten fjord]

[jagged knot]

Liar

[mint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-wth-tf2-team-fortress-2-shock-gif-5852517115769452555

[molten fjord]

Hello

[stable plank]

gaming

[mint vessel]

Im sorry for you Nemi

[molten fjord]

Just dont play ranked

[blissful oxide]

*but

[stable plank]

i should 1cc lolk

[weak parrot]

Strawberry shortcake rpg when

[mint vessel]

i know it's hard to deal it

[blissful oxide]

i guess next response

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-touhou-fumo-fumo-touhou-fumo-plush-cirno-fumo-gif-25087209

[jagged knot]

While I agree that 2009 version IS the best show

[blissful oxide]

chopping it

[serene elm]

Lol but man the lore it has for their world is so fucking good it makes me stay tooned on news

[weak parrot]

Let me guess, you prefer the 2003 looks

[jagged knot]

2003 version is the one with the best designs

[weak parrot]

lmao I was right

Because no one in their right mind would say the original had the best design

[jagged knot]

And 77 is the OG

[jagged knot]

Which I love a lot

[weak parrot]

the original greeting card ones from the 80s

[jagged knot]

Actually 77 no

[weak parrot]

idk

[jagged knot]

However

[weak parrot]

I’m not invested like I am in Star Wars

[jagged knot]

I have no merch of 77 Strawberry Shortcake

[mint vessel]

I only played the 6th game

[jagged knot]

I wish I HAD

[weak parrot]

I just happen to like strawberry shortcake

[jagged knot]

2009 is what I had the most

[mint vessel]

but i like Touhou even not knowing so much about it

[jagged knot]

I had a Strawberry Shortcake doll with strawberry aroma on her hair

However

Mom donated it

[molten fjord]

Its true lul

[mint vessel]

i would have a Cirno fumo in my room

[weak parrot]

2009 is the best for me because it’s the perfect mix of modern and classic imo

[molten fjord]

I have all the azur lane fumos

[teal girder]

Did u sniff

[mint vessel]

she looks funky

[stable plank]

dansu no chansu

[weak parrot]

she’s still distinctly “strawberry shortcake”, but modernized

[jagged knot]

I will never forget they DONATED MY PORCELAIN DOLLS and let me with a lotta random ragdolls

[mint vessel]

Does Laffey has a fumo?

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-azur-lane-laffey-gif-26549498

[molten fjord]

No

[weak parrot]

the newest version (2021) just screams “loosely based on Strawberry Shortcake”

[mint vessel]

shit

[blissful oxide]

in ur dreams

[jagged knot]

Ngl I also like 2011 ver

[stable plank]

no not yet. surprisingly

she has regular plushies. but no fumofumo style one

[weak parrot]

Well 2011 is 2009

[mint vessel]

she's kind of important in the game

how tf she does not have a fumo bro

[jagged knot]

It changed artstyles tho

[blissful oxide]

ehhh

not like everyone have her unlike lion

[molten fjord]

https://www.amiami.com/eng/search/list/?s_st_list_preorder_available=1&s_st_list_backorder_available=1&s_st_list_newitem_available=1&s_st_condition_flg=1&s_keywords=azur lane&s_cate_tag=10

[weak parrot]

my pfp is from the comics

[mint vessel]

i mean she is icnonic i guess

[jagged knot]

Slightly but I still prefer 2009 > 2011

[blissful oxide]

[blissful oxide]

guess that isnt the issue overall

[weak parrot]

I just like the general design of 2009 - 2018

[blissful oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-azur-lane-amagi-amagi-chan-gif-9985905628250070354

[stable plank]

i have agir fumo. the only important al fumo

[stable plank]

also ichihime fumo from majsoul. and 4 touhou fumos

[jagged knot]

However

[mint vessel]

I would have in my room

[jagged knot]

2018 ver.

[jagged knot]

2021 ver.

Its ridiculous

[molten fjord]

The price of fumos will triple in the future

[jagged knot]

Atrocious

[blissful oxide]

shellfield

[mint vessel]

That's why i get bootlegs from Aliexpress

[upper flame]

AlienExpress?

[molten fjord]

[mint vessel]

Aliexpress in my country is avaliable btw

even alibaba and some chinese market shops

[stable plank]

there are some decent looking bootleg fumos. most of them look like dogshit. but there are some that are identical enough

[teal girder]

Shell

[jagged knot]

Like what the heck is this

[mint vessel]

let me see some good bootlegs hol up

[stable plank]

there was a bootleg cirno that was popular some time ago

[teal girder]

Imagine these are vtubers

[jagged knot]

The artstyle just doesnt give off strawberry shortcake anymore

[stable plank]

this bootleg

[blissful oxide]

e

looks like gobbla

[molten fjord]

Bruh that looks fake

[stable plank]

i never said this one looked good

[mint vessel]

This one looks great

[stable plank]

i just said it was a popular bootleg

[mint vessel]

and also free shiping for me yay

[quartz comet]

my pillow will be her thighs

[mint vessel]

it's like 13 dolars

[blissful oxide]

what a nice weather

[mint vessel]

yeah not bad

oficial fumos are more expensive

[teal girder]

How much for the real thing

Under 1000?

[mint vessel]

heh

[stable plank]

like 50-60 usd after shipping and tax

[mint vessel]

Gotta find good bootlegs to save money and have fumos

https://tenor.com/view/revolver-gif-1994897236649328108

[molten fjord]

6000 yen

Shipping is crazy

And amiami adds 20 layers of paper for 2 fumos

[blissful oxide]

20 layers of paper

[teal girder]

Azunyan

[blissful oxide]

but what if the fumo is fragile, still breaks

[jagged knot]

You buy bootleg to save money, I buy bootleg because its all I can buy with all the money I have

[teal girder]

Give dog as chew toy

[mint vessel]

yeah fumo are fragiles

[jagged knot]

No, we are not the same

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/miso-fumo-touhou-reimu-gif-24845247

[mint vessel]

Im umployed right now so im like you

[stable plank]

going on aliexpress to buy a bootleg fumo in the same package as my "solvent trap" and "glock fidget toy keychain"

[jagged knot]

Im unemployment final boss

[stable plank]

(the atf is going to ruby ridge me)

[teal girder]

You end up with real glock

[jagged knot]

Shein told me to go away once I turned 12, was too old and had to retire from Shein

[mint vessel]

I got fired :c

im broke right now

[blissful oxide]

glad to be unemployed, right?

[mint vessel]

Nah

[blissful oxide]

jobless al player

[stable plank]

no. i already have that, i just need the "fidget toy keychain" for it

[molten fjord]

Dont have to pay taxes if u are unemployed

[mint vessel]

no money = no fumo

[molten fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[blissful oxide]

but no taxes

[mint vessel]

how im going to get fumo and figures with no money?

[molten fjord]

Crime

[mint vessel]

cmon i want miku figures bro

[blissful oxide]

fr

[teal girder]

Island planner style

[blissful oxide]

find a nearest bank near u

[teal girder]

Minecraft and sell for cash

[blissful oxide]

and yk what to do

[teal girder]

Insert Atm card

[blissful oxide]

frfr

[mint vessel]

what if i sell fake OF to troll old people?

[molten fjord]

Rob Elon Musk

[teal girder]

Nooooo

[molten fjord]

Hes only one man

[blissful oxide]

or either be a beggar, beggar here has more income than the workers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1434186289699094608/Mutsuki_guffy_1.gif

[mint vessel]

or i make femboy voice to get money from losers lol

yeah this could work

don't ask why, free money

https://tenor.com/view/30000-usd-gif-13674633028161831364

[blissful oxide]

lmao

suggar did-

[mint vessel]

nah that's wild

[blissful oxide]

thats how u get money from

[mint vessel]

nope, i don't have a mic

[blissful oxide]

screw it

[mint vessel]

and idk what the fuck is a femboy voice

[blissful oxide]

mic is 👎

u search google

ok im back to be bullied in mw

[weak parrot]

Yeah I don’t like them

[jagged knot]

Rip

[jagged knot]

No one likes them

[weak parrot]

Imagine an isekai anime that’s just about a middle aged economics professor getting reincarnated as a merchant in a low fantasy world

[jagged knot]

I was making character height comparison

Well

[jagged knot]

I dont like it anymore

[weak parrot]

He keeps all his memories as a professor and uses those skills to help the guild he joined prosper

[mint vessel]

So you are Yui

[jagged knot]

No

[weak parrot]

I do in fact have a job

[jagged knot]

I just searched for characters who are the same height as me

[mint vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-what-whaaa-what-is-that-eee-gif-10586896013712359988

[mint vessel]

Nah you are Yui right now

[weak parrot]

But yes, economics class isekai anime

[mint vessel]

let me see 1,71m caracthers

[ember spindle]

when you turn up your voice's pitch to sound more feminine
but men ended up with deep voices to begin with because deep voices are somehow hot. so i guess if you wanna be an e-femboy start by dressing the part instead of modding your voice?

[jagged knot]

No

Im trembling

Im

[weak parrot]

the whole anime just teaches you about economic theories

[jaunty adder]

get 2 jobs

[weak parrot]

smd first

[jagged knot]

[weak parrot]

Anyway, back to lemon meringue activities

ciao

[mint vessel]

tf is that?

[jagged knot]

Its the ugliest thing Ive ever seen

[jagged knot]

Why you saying hi

[mint vessel]

bro

wtf

Charizard is only 1,70m

how?

im 1cm taller than a dragon wtf

https://tenor.com/view/gushing-over-magical-girls-maho-shoujo-magical-girl-surprised-disturbed-gif-13120696653143240502

[jagged knot]

Not this girl..

[mint vessel]

yeah i know who is her

i just found funny her reaction

https://tenor.com/view/watamote-tomoko-kuroki-relax-chill-gross-boy-gif-11129481145732214646

Then what about Tomoko? She's just kinda weirdo

[peak knoll]

my mistress! i mean... she's cute

[jagged knot]

Tomoko is average teenager

[jagged knot]

Nothing too bad

Shes very normal tbh

[mint vessel]

she's just shy asf

https://tenor.com/view/watamote-webcam-chopped-kuroki-tomoko-gif-14621467557504193680

and kind of freaky

i mean

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[jagged knot]

Shes just a teenager going through puberty

Normal

[mint vessel]

alr

https://tenor.com/view/watamote-tomoko-kuroki-vacuum-gross-boy-gif-4381976244698872151

what about this scene?

she's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[tawny zenith]

What she from

[jagged knot]

Normal

Normal no

But common

[mint vessel]

Watamote

[mint vessel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0kNLjxxoT0

[weak parrot]

“I’m here for Strawberry! Can’t I also be here for cake?” - Lemon Meringue

Remember to always be there for your friends and the cake

[jaunty adder]

WHY IS GOLDEN HIND AVOIDING ME

[quartz comet]

you have to offer ur body to her tentacles

[jaunty adder]

staff give me wishing well banner

i need the gold hind

[lament palm]

In the manga she already has friends and a midly decent normal life

She was literally just going through a phase

[lapis blade]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/AzureLane/comments/1oppxnw/the_graf_spee_captain_edit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button @clever gazelle

[lapis blade]

she doesnt like noots probl

[jagged knot]

Very common

[jagged knot]

Also lets not say shes freaky when in her case is a literal mental illness

[mint vessel]

I forgot this

[stable plank]

spee rizz

[teal grail]

Is that a amg gt3 next to essex

[wanton pelican]

wtf Essex

[devout bough]

Not the biggest fan of race queen skins

[copper mist]

My Essex cannot be this cute

[devout bough]

Glad for people who likes it though

[wanton pelican]

Same

[devout bough]

👍

[languid dawn]

American booba

[wanton pelican]

My 2nd least favorite set of skins

[versed ruin]

I was NOT familiar with Essex's game

[devout bough]

||secretely hoping the girls i like won't get a skin this round so they'd have a slot open||

[copper mist]

Look at those faces
Adorable

[silver atlas]

i swear she already had one but aight

[wanton pelican]

Well

[devout bough]

Real

[copper mist]

She had a motorcycle outfit iirc

[silver atlas]

[wanton pelican]

Close enough?

[devout bough]

Literally the same thing lol

[silver atlas]

thats what i thought but ig the motocycle stuff is different then

[teal grail]

It must be

A amg gt3

[wanton pelican]

I thought it was a car

The more you know

[copper mist]

Essex upgraded from her Gamaha to an actual Yamaha

[silver atlas]

i have no idea what any of that means

[teal grail]

Look at the similarities bro

[silver atlas]

the Yamaha stuff was a collab iirc so

[full cypress]

Dynamic

[teal grail]

Big wing long front

[copper mist]

AMG GT3 is Mercades performance trims

[wanton pelican]

Forgot about this skin

[devout bough]

Skin tight suit, racing stripes, fast motor vehicle

Same thing

[devout bough]

Lmao

[copper mist]

I mean that skin is a casual oriented one tbf

[full cypress]

Akashi skin next

[spiral aurora]

Sus cat

[wanton pelican]

I forgot about it because I use the other motorcycle one

[placid gulch]

wao

it truly is race queen season again

[teal girder]

Peppa Pig

[hearty salmon]

Nicee , I plan on going again

Only this time

[blissful oxide]

only this time

[hearty salmon]

We touge in this

[light fable]

Lessex

[hearty salmon]

101 WHP 0.1 PTW ratio 1.5X Myvi

[teal grail]

I thought they gonna use corvette or mustang for essex skin

[wanton pelican]

These skins are all a distraction from the upcoming collab

[hearty salmon]

Gonna remove everything I can to save weight

[blissful oxide]

hmmm

lmao

[hearty salmon]

IS THAT A SUPRA???

[light fable]

collab with fast and the furious when?!

[hearty salmon]

Or wait thats a vioer

[blissful oxide]

dumbsex racing car dynamic skin

[hearty salmon]

Viper

[light fable]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-2-furious-gtr-r34-skyline-fast-and-furious-gif-3304060568733142045

[hearty salmon]

One day I’ll have the money to Mod my daily

[silver bear]

I quite like that essex skin

[hearty salmon]

Exhaust first then turbo

“Quiet”

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-spell-spelling-gif-6366200944397028985

Mods , dont let him live this down

[silver bear]

I might be having a stroke

[earnest condor]

essex certainly did not need another skin

[wanton pelican]

You are gonna supercharge your car

[earnest condor]

especially in the same year as her retro

[silver bear]

she absolutely did

shush

[hearty salmon]

Also lmfao I just saw this , that is 1 HUGE ass tire for a probably 250CC at most bike

[sharp cosmos]

Okay but its hot

[hearty salmon]

[silver bear]

Its the year of Essex

i will not tolerate slander

[blissful oxide]

myvi with racing car turbo

[light fable]

Racing skins are so good

[hearty salmon]

Nah dont want super , Turbo it

[earnest condor]

it's a fine skin

just

[meager marsh]

I’m starting to think that they’re going to add all of the RQ skins that was on that one car….. just a silly little hunch though

[meager haven]

It’s also sadly a RQ skin

[teal girder]

Fake tag

[hearty salmon]

Cus I’d prefer the turbo over the charger that needs to sip power off rip

[silver bear]

Implacc is never getting a skin bro

Let the dream die

[blissful oxide]

hm

[wanton pelican]

Wdym?

[hearty salmon]

First I’ll touch the exhaust make it sound beefier

[meager haven]

Meanwhile, Drake

[hearty salmon]

Then Turbo , which means intercoolers and etc

[earnest condor]

this is

not great bait man

[hearty salmon]

SHE GETS A SKIN IN MY EYES

[earnest condor]

[wanton pelican]

Next remove all the seats so there’s less weight

[hearty salmon]

[teal grail]

That's dumb,get a naturally aspirate

V12

[hearty salmon]

I still need it to be my daily 🥀

Since my car weighs only 1 Ton and has 100 whp off rip

[wanton pelican]

No