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uhh...
Yamato already confirmed to be Loli sized
MIRAGE III TO THE RESCUE!
By my false sources
And I take them to my house tonight
hope your house is roomy enough to shove them both in
like need at least 6 blocks-high ceiling
Would be fun to see the wants of they made her smaller than Nagato etc
asia fighter hurricane
God I love Yuri
Turn her wife
Hawt

Mirage III going to [REDACTED] you with Matra R.530
jets aren't in azur lane

did Panavia Tornado had no France contibution right?
no
mainly Uk and West germany?
France don't fly inferior tornashit
Hello
shitnado
that's sounda bit based , but ok
Tornado brill
since u use WT as reference
hi hi
I was making the most fattest jet fighter that can reach 10 Mach for my future weapon fictional design

SR-72
broke apart at Mach 11 though
ye that's really based
Then I would make the jet go 20 mach :>

supersonic speed
Didn't the tornado carry out strikes alongside my fave plane ?
do u have any idea how hard it is to go beyond Mach 3 with conventional jet fighters?
most likely
went on many strikes with many countries
Yup and problem always has a solution
I guess so
Blackburn buck man sucks they cancelled it's supersonic replacement
Panavia T. is variable-geometry-wing, so it's gimmick may be another story compared to the deltas
I would imagine what happened to the pilot when it reach to 20 mach
so yeah really need to add safety for that incase
swing wings was pretty much a deadend
if u think u know the solution, sure
it was dead-end becuase the advent of Fly-by-wire
that and computer-aided design for just regular wings accomplishes everything swing wing set out to do while being lighter, simpler, and better
Wanna be confused?
:>
F-14 and Mig 23, also reached its end because of it too
Pilot is a limiter in many planes, Typhoon is already limited in its turn supposedly thanks to the pilot
a lot of planes are pilot limited
most gen 4s and above i would say
Basically what I said
Kinda coming to an end tho now with all the ami crap and radio controls
lol, now u see solutions u seeking to?
HTV was basically a atmosphere skimmer
Damn Darpa chief died on me
it could only achieve those speeds basically nearly entirely out of the atmosphere
which is kinda moot
Dang
daiper chief
sputnik basically was flying around at mach 27 if you want to start counting that
It's not the speed that kills ya it's the sudden stop 
âIs being obese fat?â
but that's not what most people think about
if u count an accident, there was 1960 "manhole plate" incident
Yk lookin at it now , it looks like either a water spider or a paper ball attached with straws
I had an accident once
it's just a ball with a computer and some antenna
My pelvis was destroyed , I now have a titanium one
I would have stopped that manhole
those would have stopped the manhole for sure
Top goalkeeper in my village I am
Buddy , they would be able to stop anything in itâs tracks
not my D-
1960 "manhole plate" incident, the plate got yeeted by nuke detonation, achieving Mach 45 and instantly vaporized by sheer atmospheric friction
They should detonate one in space to yeet a manhole cover at aliens somewhere
They will soon be taking me away
nuclear EFP in space

note : Mach 45 = 18-20km per second
Sorry hun, I am gay 
Ted the alien just minding his own business until a manhole smacks him in the head
i will plug in my
Joffre was fortunately absent from Lyon-coach smackdowns, with Marcy and Painly casualty
Ah of course rice
My inner demon inside me are screaming "s.m.a.s.h next question"
No curry sauce with it ? đ
rare Kazan spotted
no
Who let Goldship get here
You did
That Shadow makes a little cute devil of her
mhmmmmmm i seeeeee
I promise she not an ancient sumerian demon
still have this leftover #al-general message
Wife
i'll just microwave it
now open the door so San Fran can bash your head in
that Devil shadow of 
Mmmmm I really need to sleep now before I die of hunger
i bought Kazan's skin
because her default outfit looks too goofy
Send me some of that for when I wake up
You should eat a golden apple
abercrombie
those nails on her bats will not be pretty on SKK's face
Abercrombie there
yes i will just need your full address social security number bank account number expiration date cardholder name and the 3 funny numbers in the back

oh thank you so much mister
you're such a gentleman
shes mine
sayanaaaaaa
who knows~
what is the name of the green one?

glowworm you fucking moron

you're adorable mister @severe lion
you are a freak


she is basically the Saint Mary btw
I just started playing azur lane again after being gone for almost a year lol

In Russian Orthodoxy Lady of Kazan takes the role of the virgin Mary
so no dirty thoughts about our holy mother
lovely
this is me
Found this oldie

its so crowded in here
slaimuda is outdated
like 50% of URs are battleships
not that outdated
ur a swine
yes
If you see closer. You can see me
Hippers favorite food it
and ima do dirty swine things with Painleve using my grubby swine hooves

Crowded
I dont blame you
remember kids, germany is overrated
your name is red
I disagree, USA is overrated
which era of germany?
They are the centre of the world
Beloved Rikka spotted below Momo and Bayard.

Wife wife wife
nooo but the teddy bears⌠teddy bears are cool 
basically any period that edgy teens are obsessed with
She is the teddy bear
ngl, i thought that's female-rover and phrorova
I WANT TOY TEDDY BEAR
basically 1840s - 1945
isnt there a loli teddy bear skin
SHE BECOME ONE
why fourty thousand and ten and seven capitalists so high
ah the period that they only obsessed about 
normal girlfriend behaviour
THE GLOWING WORM

hunger
Booba
Oh she can shapeshift into a toy teddy bear? Awesome
why?
âHot single momâs over 30 in your area want to get to know youâ
militarism
also they're dirty protestants
insert ai generated image
@regal turret whats the skin with the loli in a big teddy bear costume
if u studied continental affairs of that era, u won't say that so clear
The things id do for Hood
Hi everyone
Lane
RB

Hi
laners
youâre in the wrong lane, boyâŚ
mirage
Amazing
like Italy, early 19th century "Germany" was still a fractured kingdoms
it's really stupid that that's the legacy that people want to carry on for Prussia
Gotta love how 60% of the top tierâs are thick mommys
like out of everything, they had to pick the militarism
because it was unfortunately the fastest way to "gain attention"
no clue actually
like, bavaria is so much cooler
they want to re-established foothold in continental Europe, after shenanigans of 1842, the Rhines, and German Confederation, with Prussia as major holder
yeah ik
Bavaria was conquered eventually
but still
the legacy
and they shifted thier sponsor from Austria-Hungary to Prussia
yes
that's exactly what he wanted to point out
no thats monaco
that is my French pilot at max level
Dance
it's cold
12 C and raining
i want to eat out this evening
but it seems i will have to stay home and eat Painleve out instead
well that chart actually strengthen Gamer's claim
lion just has her own tier
Paid French Forces
What is this?
Awakening priority and tier list of each role

i thought this was a waifu tierlist
grilled breast milk
pc
The rb
zole
Hole
ill have to check it out
This hurts my eyes
Nato

This bless my ear
it makes mech building much more interesting
You can change your mechs engine rating for more speed, more varied weapon loadouts
Its cool
another 
But the Javelin is kinda mid
What are these ranked for
Not my favorite Light mech
I canât read any of itâŚ.
glass bones and paper skin ahh mech
my centurion is repared 
Y'all.
I personally cant wait to hit assault mechs
Hit me up if you wanna try Mechwarrior together
But at least get the Yaml mod
Its so nice
The tiny arms make it look cute
And im never going back to vanilla mech building
Battlemechs are MUCH smaller
onlying being like 10-30m tall
Pacific Rim mechs are like 80-100m+
ja
Gundam is about 20-40m
Battlemechs are kinda small
For their firepower
The games often make them a bit tall for what they are
i love the Battltech universe
Its very cool
is dreadnoughts like 10m?
then there's Haze Reverb gacha, where waifus are 20-40m tall in combat
dond dell me wat do do
im gonna send you to east pakistan instead
still better than sent to Gaza eh?
I'll send you to antartica
Pakistan is atleast better at hygiene than indian
Antarctica has some nice place, if u r climatologist or meteorologist
Yeah I'm chilling there right now
jokes on you
ok, can u name your place there?
Steve house
Im listening to the Expanse novels again atm
oh, you are a retired American alipinist, i see
Oh then what's wrong with going back to it? 
100 years after Ganji-shenanigan, but yeah
if Ganji wasn't robbed, UK might took over India sooner
POV getting a job application at some random unknown business in Thailand with big wages:
that Thai business has giant-abominable-mech thing? sign me up
||you get your ass lured to a scam centre in either Myanmar,a warzone or Cambodia||,another warzone
Is the story in the novels different from the tv show
||i'm a Thai, so i know that way more than you think||


The war zone called Cambodia
I colonized it
so Is mine property now
i guess u have no idea whom i meant, but ok cool
I know but I won't tell you

Alright guys, stop rubbing each other off in public
what is th ebest stage to farm this event? 
Somewhat
if that Doake meme is anime-fied
for the weapons
for one they end the series prematurely
T6
T5 is for things
things like worse cannons than the small ones that fire faster?
it's still noon
none
Always wash essex
yo,when DaL collab stream???
boobies?
Combo
Should be end of next month
The little creature gets wash for the first time
Woah whos that
that's the December's UR event stream,silly
Bel
Interesting
Erofu
Why she turning evil...
Chadsault GOATfale vs Eurofail Tymid
ehh street food in western countries are good too
its a shame the rafale is such a shit plane
Gripen : i just backseating
Even planes are mewing
gripen deez nutz
people kill when they are died
they won't mind irl, onlt WTers raging on them

whoops...i was wrong
You might be wrong, but at least youâre not Wong
Guess which one got shot down by a J-10's PL-15 
[canned laughter]
November 21 is the beginning of DAL collab...
More than likely the 20th, not the 21st, but yeah, sometime around then
Daddyâs little Hammann
either 20th or 27th (Black Friday week)
Collabs are the best time to save cubes
Black Friday irl should be November 28th
White Friday
so 27th considering it is a Thursday
It's not a Sabaton song

Nini nut
I want boobies
Siren (Little Mermaid) is also indirectly secured by the 4-Beasts force too
thx to Levi connection
choco-clanker-cake

Schob

Pizza Von Hutten 
Vanilla vs Chocolate
foood
more food
no zuizui will be turkeyed
Due!
Coc
Man I'm so hungry I could eat a ho-
Coco
Hi Orbs
no ur name limited to 3 letters
Coc
tmr its con
k
"nut" when
is that sex or trep?
Elb
What is trep
INtrepID
candy pls
zucker berger
here, have a qt elf
elf 
elf
LION
Adorable
hmmm
casual clothing is more clothes than base art
should i eat my whole chunk of 1000 yen 270g chuckeye steak for dinner
or spead it into 2 meals

casual clothing can still be cute and hot depending who wears it
elf hugs
De Zeven Provincien topic?
yes
forgot about her
on average i eat a little over 100g of meat a meal
so 270g would very much be 2 meals
Piggie
2700g is more natural
two meals it is
if it's dinner, i would half it , if it's breakfast, i would go all in
if it's something with a lot of other ingredients like the sweet and sour pork i made yesterday
then 270g could even be 3 meals
stomach capacity 13lbs
Masquerade, masquerade! Grab your mask and don't be late!
must be a horse
thats around 72 oz?
cute
hors has 0oz interest in meat
all grass lmao
try feed a steak to hors watch it kick you
most animals eat meat if they get the chance they just aren't capable of hunting
cue dropkicks
FortuneM?
The funny thing is that most herbivores, including horses, will happily munch on meat given the opportunity
||ALL GRASS! NO MEAT! GO DROPKICK! đŁď¸||
The thing is, meat is just easier to digest and more nutrient rich than plants
just like how i revive a certain vegan-goat with steak
But herbivores generally can't actually hunt other animals

So it's purely opportunistic feeding
the left girl has mutsuki eyes 
Deer are especially nuts
Maths hurts my balls
You're supposed to write on the paper, not your groin
Alright. Going to bed. Good night nerds.
damn NJ was huge 
Enough to suffocate me in her cake
if u won't spend much time distracted by her than seeking info
You guys confuse me sometimes
Takagi

Boo
ba
UhâŚwhy is there a ship hidden so far into the grind?
Dolphin right
Rerun
Never thought I would see Ani here
Did i hear dropkick do you know what it mean get ready for it!
What a strange list
Bullshit
Hi Ben
- necronomicron â ď¸ ?

- nekonomicron
? 
the nekonomicon is my kind of tome
I thought American is like overweight with burger and coca in their hand ?
that's like a quarter of them?
one of them might be me too
yes you are correct
How's it going mate
Yes
@meager vine 
Smooth like butter, hbu?
foodstamp gonna stop in US starting Nov1st?
Love to hear it, im good as well, about to dress up for work

ben
BROTHA 
MUSASHI
Hmmm ? Add to the pool now ?
that CNsored Sushi is also nice
moonrunes
after 11.6 maintenance
Orbs
Aye what's good my brother, good to see you
Been chilling wbu

Good to hear it mate, I've been decent I'd say, gotta work soon
Eww censored
Todo yuuji
Oh
My bad I accidentally typed that here instead of tenor lmao
Its 6 am
orbs
hi

trick or treat
Santa Claus dropping 800kg x3 bombs
oh he joined the na-
Goodluck
this vampire is gonna "dried" you up
Happy Halloween
If you don't give her a candy
a
Iam making her my candy
I give her a torp, is it ok
treat or die đđđ
hmm
That's how kersarge's tummy got fatter in a night
Gaw damn
đŹ
yes he kidnaps children
Thank you

NJ butt
She gonna like it
and again my inner demon is trying to escape to say "would" again

Yes and it deflects it back
Wowehh
woah
Wehh
Would? Did and doing
eyyy
Sup birb
hi birb
That's a treat damn
developed
show me proof
How
remove your clothes
was going to say ok but nvm
Indeed, genuinely one of my favorite skins. Wish it would also get added to 3D dorm
You can be freaky but not a freaky way but is a freaky but if you are freaky but is freaky but is not freaky in a way
you get it?
smash
the calculations are:
(You can be freaky but not a freaky way but is a freaky but if you are freaky but is freaky but is not freaky in a way)â°
I do, in fact it boosted my brain power by 69%
woah benjamin
developing
Crazy i know right
frfr
the fact lies somewhere


Good day for birb 
As it should be
global when?

is it just cn?
We all get the same thing at the same time
Well cn jp and en
Enjoy
Whoever drew that should get a raise
Also @remote nymph 
The next year and the next number is gonna be 87 đĽđ
when is Texas smash
well
Skibidi toilet to 67 đĽđ I'm dying
How many accessories are normal on an al skin does it depend on the character * or is it just like whatever the skin needs kinda thing
no idea what does it means anyways
Wdym accessories

Like accessories đ?
...
Like the interactions?
Ahh okay thank u
Guess shes getting jewelry đ
After her, a livestream gonna happen, watch
đą
wisdom cube u mean

Murm no grow beard
1999 was a very bizarre year 
Reverse 1999
Reverse 1984 when

Soviet union:
collapse
man Soviet was gone 8 years before that
Diamond is unbreakable

Kid named jo
mmm
Kid named bizzare adventure
1989 is a insane year

146 was a crazy year
negative 4.5 billion indeed is
year 40,000 will be insane too
its almost that time of the year
alien bugs, deep-space-dark gods, Religious society with Italian vocabularies and French gothic architecture
Badass evil robot skeletons
Kaga tree
the meteors hit
Padoru kaga tree
meteors hit, planet refreshes
murm can in fact grow a beard
what a peak
Ah so jolly

Man, my uranium 238 order got delayed by 4.5 billion years and now I only get half of what I ordered
Mfw forgot to pay for half life insurance
are u gonna open a factory

u can ask Stalkers to enter the Zone, U238 is plentiful there
Enty wants to test a nuclear reactor retrofit soâŚ.
stalkers surely won't dare to gamble their life to
unless it's Wish Granter

next moment 7500+ satellites aiming at ur production
Is it really that much of a a crime for a war veteran to test stuff 
yes
nuke-reactors used for Enty65 was 8 x sub-reactors
more than a crime
That like tungsten rod satellite from cod ghosts bears down on you
be glad you are not drinking the most toxic liquid on Earth, Dihydrogen Monoxide
Scary fact
A friend got me with this
100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide will die
but since humans right exist...
I only drink Columbian Coke
Dihydrogen Monoxide take its time to kill each person differently
shame
You can drink heavy water
I rather use gama instead
u mean Formi's bathwater?
wha
1 pound of water cost 2 pound, worth it
Alpha particles 
Yeah her dead skin cells falling off her body smash into the water molecules and it makes them fuse together
beta particles
I'm gonna turn myself into a metal
hydrogen atoms in heavy water have neutrons
then get myself 0.01mm thicc


Formi's singularity particle fallen off her skin fuse with water around

Sad that Azur Lane servers are dead right now
Ura yurisume
They're suffering some weird glitch, I'm getting a constant "connection reset"
Even though I have perfect wifi
how perfect
Ok, maybe not "perfect" but at least "decent" I'd say
1mb is indeed decent
Chattermaid
Maidbox
Happy Halloween
Yeah, decent
"ass enough to be decent"
So when AL server glitch fix?
oh hell nah not even 2gb yet
You know who else is perfect
~~fun fact: al consumes atleast 1tb of wifi per day ~~
the regular show.
remembered that one.

hey big guy
Helo
jolly guy tmrw?
Turkey guy
damn
Do you know who else always uses my mom
woah
đ¤Ł
@hard vine
very hot uooh
lol!
are u calling the cops

no I just hate atago

damn he likes minors
mynors
who up likin rn

Scary guy
ghastly
good thing there wasn't HMS Joker
ahhh
good thing there was hms portland
Where
Agree

there was HMS Cleveland in ww2 too
booba

so many clones
Yummy

















yeah right