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Actually I'll try it if theres a chance
Yeah just like combining a aircraft carrier to a battleship
but this time is submarine hehehehehe
Sounds like BBV
Bro Ise
it is an BBV
Hm
So like Surcouf but even more stupid?
So carrier going underwater??
i got jebaited by maint warning
damn will see if planes can take off from underwater
Funniest thing i love doing is in warthunder custom matches, grab my shotty premium ju87 variant, grab the 1k-kg bomb and just bomb ships with it, basically disintigrates most of the top deck

Yeah the planes gonna design as underwater so it can launch underwater
and fly towards the surface
What br
Sounds like a torpedo
There's two of em ju87
Just have to worry i don't get missled by some f16 or some shit like that xd
One I think is 2.0
sounds like the Japanese I 110 series
The japanese taking notes during the war
Yea torpedo that can fire guns

so 50 cal That shoots torp?
I mean.. they did design a manned torpedoโฆ
And what is more insane is if I can able to design it to fly like a aircraft
So battleship submarine and a flying vessel I guess
Brother, that is just a v1 flying bomb
Make it Battlecruiser and Mainz Would Praise you
A battleship submarine that can fly sounds so fucking stupid
Like what is it going to do
Sounds like some japanese ra3 kinda shit ngl
Gonna helicopter the enemy yeet them
turn st louis into a car
hmm I've thinking about Yamato 20 something
Even better
cruiser submarines did so well after all
I think we should make a submarine submarine
Add more engines
yup
Hmmm what if a ship but is not a ship but is a ship
I needed to accidentally spend gems to understand this
Hmm wut if Steve Is Not Steve But Is Steve But Never Is Steve But Will Be Steve
How bout turn titanic into a Battle cruiser
Nope HOW ABOUT AN AUXILIARY CRUISER ITS EVEN BETTER
I see some titanic design like one is to make the ship as a aircraft carrier
It's all how about
How about
Install
6 main batteries
On it
Big ass one
๐ฟ
Or How About We add Bismarck's Gun In to the Titanic
im Sending memes
How do I increase tech points? Do I just own a few ships to increase them, or do I use the ships to increase tech points?
In this video, the Titanic transforms into a real battleship! Watch as it levels up into a powerful war machine!
Bismarck VS Type 005 - https://youtu.be/nVUjDe7HHTU
Do you want more interesting ship animations? Ok, just like and subscribe :)
Ok that's super unrealistic
Yo i remember watching this this is cool
Give Me a Sovetskaya Rossiya Pic Right Now Or An Sovetskaya Soyuz
Anyone know??
Add three holes turrnet on Bismarck instead
Hey Guys I made a Tactical mistake in AL
Shipgirl? Or the main ship
the girl
How that works again ๐ฅ just play with ur ships
Tactical Mistake: Start the Dev Mission On Pr 3 not Pr 1
So tech points increases by playing ships in said tech tree?
Hmm I guess the combining the aircraft carrier to a battleship has many design by other people
I just found in the internet
kearsarge
texh points i think is to Get those ships That you still dont have
Ise And Hyuga
u get ships from the said faction, max limit break or lvl 120 em and u get more
I see I see, is there any way to increase that?
Get Ships from that Faction that you dont have (Sorry if this aint clear)
holy shit
Hey
Ohhh I see I see, this is very helpful thanks ๐
Thanks ๐
What if building the most biggest super aircraft carrier but not as big but is bigger
I should play more azur lane.. not likely i will continue, but i should play it again (i am def grtting that akashi catchup thing again xd)
Need to clear one whole ass stage and get three stars to get 50 gems don't do it ๐ฟ
Which ships from Iron Blood, do you think is worth getting?
I mean.. like as a newbie, worth it investigating on
just in awe of how unbelievably bad of a deal it is

I will buy the big pack just to be safe
Also, i have been playing uma musume way more lately, genuinly just a better game (eventho i dislike the gacha system)
Completely Fine u can get help from here
And way more as in, i just do not play azur lane anymore
Uma malwaresuma
i cba doing a career run to finish my dailies
Genuinly
Doggo
wanna launch 1000 planes bet
wife
Ah yes, b52 launchpad
1000 Fat ass bombers trust
No thanks Steve I just wanna launch planes from my seaplane tender so I can use the cranes hell yea
is that a ship at that point or just a comically large launch pad
Survive planes first 
Ur ass gonna sink look torpedos!
Is a ship but the propepller is too small it needs to be bigger
needs 20 of them
when is that getting added to the game
Hard to sea it in detail with the black and white of the ark royal seaplane tender
Damnn
You know this ship looks simple but looks beautiful
Also, screw it, no googoo babies with super creek, i am playing googoo babies with fdg instead

80 knts must then isn't it
I like seaplane tenders might be useless in WW2 but still sweet
Wait a minute to I got a idea here
A cargo can carry planes without knowing by the enemy acting like a civilian ships or even hospital ship
Britannic?
I guess so
wait she was used in WW2 as well under the name pegasus sold in 46 and then used as a merchant until scrapped in the 50's
at this point we using civilian ships as warfare now
To confuse the enemy ahh
Every innocent faces are the scariest one
A cargo ship is a battleship is just can't prove it
The innocent are more terrified than the terrifying one ๐
You know they have weapons they said those are unloaded
Just like roon
She so sweet and cute
Until....
There were surface raiders but they were kinda crappy
Untill u say something bad about her?
uses her German energy
Did sink was it an aus cruiser tho
worst if she sees you with another shipgirls
Still reminds me when Eugen says " ich liebe dich" and it turns out to be a joke
Taihou
Rip another shipgirl
Bruh still looking at my status huh 
maybe i do. Maybe not
And after that she will "drain" you in the night
Strongest yandere of today vs strongest yandere in the history ahh
Nah id win
Grey ghost oil fired was faster than grey ghost steam powered smh
Taihou vs roon
Our battle will be legendary
Drain your wallet while you sleep
hope they don't accidentally kill the skk
Yes
I need to burry the body
i'm a f2p and i'm at wits end between saving up gems for skins or getting queen anne's revenge's skin
Dw. They will keep him in a bunker. Then start a battle
They will give him to me trust
Ever watched a film called Free willy? Do it! Come to the dark side muhahaha
screw it uhhhh i'm leveling to get world 10
how many more worlds are there

RIP skk
Become at one with the whale
i can half calculate the gems i'll get by that

I got 17k
Donโt ever mention something so horrid like this
To me AGAIN
once upon a time, ive got kidnapped to a parallel space which is 3gb storage big

What if ur lil brother or cousin accidentally retire her will you retire them from ur family?
Omg 3GB storage what happens when you run out of storage are you trapped there ?
Retire family?

๐ฟ
I donโt have a little brother and I am GATEKEEPING this game from my cousins and family
Expend
U got a sibling tho?
So real especially those lil hands
๐๐๐
At that point Iโd admit Iโm adopted
How dare you retire family
Everything for bismarck
Older brother
See? You get it
guess what, next second when i was talking to the orchard manager to buy some seeds, after buying them i got teleported to another parallel space.
(glitched)
Iโve showed him he didnโt care
Retiring Bissy is fine tho 
Geryon
Cause he was on camera check what he does when alone ๐ฟ
Use your laser beams on this guy
Damn I was caught
Oke

I never told him her name
I think he likes older goth woman anyway

He might like new pirate ships show him
I donโt think death note would even work
Did Bismarck sink?
Oh right she did
I forgot
Iโd just get him to watch one peace it should keep him occupied for like 1 year
It's fine I keep breaking her every night and then fixing her body parts everyday
Uhhh how dare you remind me
U are something else.
Canโt it was my wallpaper on Xbox sooooo


Bruh. I wont finish one piece in whole my life
Bismarck right hand woman
I just caught up to the anime
Good luck
I wont watch one piece honestly. Watched Code Geass.
Its good
I can tell
Filipinos turned me into this not my fault 
Pfp says it all
Za hail?
Freaky
Hehe

No comment.
Vi
When I feel my ass broke 0 fcking coins I just watch ur bismarck smiling on my homeless ass
I keep thinking your pfp is zenker and not eugen

Man you sleepy again?
It's Eugen also me matching with two others
Yeah donโt ask
It's Bismarck not me
Thanks to her ๐ฟ
That art gives me things even now.
Iโm not the biggest fan of that skin tbh
Who are the other 2 shipgirls
taihou and st louis
It's fine buddy 
The uss louis?
Ty
So the uss one
No worries 
Itโs Okk
Send so i start feeling things on 2x.
What got deleted
That guy sends yuri and deletes it bruh
Not the first time

It strikes again

What
Wifi speed
Something feels wrong I just donโt know what Iโm looking at
Not that I meant wifi speed
Knew it
๐๐๐
My wifi speed is better than 10 times
What's wrong with that my wifi speed runs in knts
Iโm at 57

Wat
I donโt think Iโve ever heard of knts
I uuuuuuh
Knots
Nicely said Shirou

Freak vi
now who has 77?
People also die when they're killed
I married shipgirls
-Shirouโฆ probably
Watching you in every server bro
U aint alone
Anything interesting
I really want fancy but I donโt think thatโs happening anytime soon

@old cloud why our server is dead?

She's happy
Now that I think about it itโs kinda scary she just has a smile 24/7
The last thing on that server was Yuri from genshin.
I guess Iโm a woman now
cosplay biscuit then
I lied

Btw
โฆ
I mean the g...gif he send
Yeah
Thatโs what Im talking about
Bruh
Eugen acting innocent
Me
She is doing it good



Youโre right
Whatโฆ
Dont mind it.
HELL YEAHโฆIโm noticing a pattern
Yo what is going on
Pilot had skill issue
something fishy
I got no pattern ngl
Ok
No Amagi oath? Pass
Maybe when I get cv
Hey @pastel oracle how are ya man?
Atago is bad isnโt that a good reason?
Iโm ok 
The five shipgirls who are gonna drain you in the night
Yes cause iam more bad when spending the time on our first wedding night
Drain dry
I got 2 kaga and no Akagi I wanna cry
Haha
Are you Bismarck?
Post implacable
I got lil Akagi. And no grown ones.
Bruh
Nein ๐ฟ
You are making it sound like a problem
U are some wild animal.
It aint
Stay the fuck away from me if you arenโt Bismarck

This is the true azur lane player
Momma 
W legend
Implacable? Unless Iโm wrong
Cosplay coming up
Yep

Implacable deserves oath it looks like

One day
Please stay away from me Iโm uncomfortable
Get into bunker.
No words needed just marry her
Instant yes
Protect me geryon
Nah I'd win
True Bismarck form? Man she is strong
Please do some siren type of a stuff and like cut reality or sum
How about gouden leeuw
Get into outer dimension then

You arenโt taking 3 laser beams
Aight ty
PLEASEEEE, LAST ONE
Yea cause iam dodging them
Wife after all

Waif

Is that really her? She kinda looked different
You should give 21
Who are YOU
Omg 
a freakyass german
Like eugen?
Why she's huge dawg
Ja
Nah Man. I will be waiting her eternally

Holy flash
Canโt say Iโm complaining tho
Soooooo about that Bismarck cosplay


Iam broke
at this point you have two big reason why you will marry her
Musashi is top 5 Sakura empire girls and you are not changing my mind
Someone send her 1k dollar
Need makeup
She is Top 1.
Iam doing it trust if someone did
Donโt care
๐ฟ
Who let the horse out
That's why she's my waif
Those sized as pillows each of em
I canโt wait till sheโs added into war archive
Mother
Mother ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
Like the only sakura empire girl I want tbh
Mumama

Average ad
It is 12am now Halloween
Its 5 pm. We dont celebrate Halloween here.
MUMOMMAAAAAA

I have queen anne revenge skin and now she does the T-pose in the guild hall :/
time to haunt my neighbors
U already haunt me.
Aight then
That wasn't in the script...
We are now twins
Please donโt
Me when Bismarck:
Ngl me when Musashi:
๐ค 
finding milk โ
Finding mommy โ
Doro War
Too late

Spamming their ring on the bell and running would be fun
๐ฟ
Bro
Soo many waives
Uhhhh idk how to reply to this so take a spinning amagi

Hey good sir so it looks like we are the same
I want milk , I want mommy , I want armpits , I want wife , I want to be held , I want to be snu-snued

I would commit 90 war crimes for Bismarck.
Iโm too poor for that much rings tho
Clipped
Fdg is next
Me when Bismarck:
and here I am began to struggling to fighting my inner demons to say "would"
Someone find this one a girl.
I thought u were already
Oh damn fr
We already knew that
I forgot

Hmm what if a bet where you marry all the shipgirls all of them
Good eve- what the fuck is happening right now
I would die a happy man if Bismarck suffocated me with her breasts.
Welcome to the average Azur lane general
Mass gooning ig
Memessex
Aww
That kind of death will get you to Valhalla.
ahh
Iโd be in heaven before I die
Cute
One of Agaki planes drops a bomb to her
Then in hell
Fr.

Itโs not enterprise soooo itโs fine
Hell yeah let's engage
Yeah join us
I'd let Bismarck ruin me, would y'all?
One day a Japanese submarine launch 100 torpedoes to enterprise
I wouldnt go that far
everyday I wake up and perform 100+ rituals to make shipgirl bismarck real and then i physically and mentally torture myself for her
All going on hell ๐ฅ
Nah
To each their own.
Biscuit aint that freaky
But I am.
Iโve seen different
She's just that shy girl that's highkey an 11/10 mythic wife material
Hell yeah, heil Bismarck.
I think that's not milk venom is drinking
@pastel oracle tell her to carry my sins
I see Biscuit , I see Doggy wife , I see mommy milkers , I see peak tsundere , I see peak yandere

Especially you. I aint with you tho. Hehe
I like eating biscuit
I altering my memory everyday just to meet my dear shipgirl in my dreams
Fr.
And I will be waiting there for y'all in hell
Hi hah
Should i oath Eugen?
True al fan
hi
I too enjoy hugging the biscuit
Nice.
Such a pure soul must be protected
hi
I want biscuit in my life.
No fucking way
I have the last Oath Ring....on my options are Oumi
Shinano
Eugen.
Me when I get torpedo, bombed, shot and stabbed 500 thousand times but Bismarck is watching so I lowkey take it
Fr, same.
A gooner is finally stopped gooning?
Why would she js watch if she is ur waif?
My gay senses did
Itโs to dangerous for her so I made her stay back
Senses?
Oumi or eugen
Sorry Shinano
hmm
Smart, smart.
Saint Louis is good

Yes
Buy me second ring. And done
Both indeed

Etsu detected
infernal was very satisfied by the video i sent
Infernal do you have fdg art too ๐๏ธ
Lets goon together
Y'all can say whatever y'all want but I'm my opinion the best way to get good in this game is by gambling until you either go broke or evaporate.
Send to dms
When you lowkey getting slimed by the siren opps but the Iron Blood huzz are watching so you take it like a good boy
whats this? the F1 Movie? 
You alone at this one gng
I gambled so much I have 99.9% collection!!!
Iโm not letting Bismarck or fdg watch that
Fine I'll do it alone
Not a monster

Pin has a gun pointed at me head
Go to bathroom or something
Sure gimme your kidneys then money will be in ur hands right away
Change my mind
Siren comes to close to fdg's boya and it will be shot
Fr.
Have to look what kidney means..
Well yeah if I see Bismarck lion or Fritz rumey my cubes are gone
It Will be crushed by her thighs
Gotta impress them German ladies.
I am good.
Nah FDG would just mother them into submission
fdg thighs?!
And Suddenly Iโm the sirens
Money
Did not learn biological english

arteri
I don't blame ya
Skins*
What abt selling a ball
If you blindly gamble, good things will happen.
Trust.
Emergency money
I wonder what is in ur head.

๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Hear me out- jk.
Real shit
But hear me out
That thing ur lil bros after u die
๐ฟ
No I rather save all my gems then spend them on skins that arenโt worth it but necessary for my character development
skin is the most valuable organ
ok
sell your skin for skins
gems
absolute honey
Holy fcking
Youโre my best friend now
Broken bones
Cakes
Who got the biggest cake
pp & pelvis, obliterated.
Hmm I must inspect them up close and take measurements to give you an answer
Both.
shall ping pin to let him enjoy it too
Nj is said to be in that spot but so far it looks like fdg well I think thatโs nj at least
The bedroom is the optimal location
And I'd like to eat those cakes.
bedroom in 3d dorm
Taihou is waiting there
Yes yes indeed
Nah we need a floofer
I wanna see how they handle the tail physics
I want
will they make it just a static physical thing or will they give it animations and physics
Imagine Bismarck 3d dorm Iโd be drained as hell since Iโm spending 24/7 in there
love
cus the L2Ds for shinano and musashi showed a lot of Fox Ear expressions
after u realize the floof is just a vid
..
hmm
Fr.
harikitte ikou
Man, any floof for the 3D dorm is a win
If that red gyat does that to me I will glad to get broken bones
.
mods some guy spamming here
wifi suck dic
Same.
Anyways, I am off to go gambling.
danbooru eats alot of wifi
Wish me luck.
Why that's so huge looks like family cake
sucks to know, I'd cancel the contract if it is like that to me
skill issue. upgrade to a japanese wifi. ||legit 2 terabits/s
||
2 jackpots and you'll share 1/5 the rewards to me
Boobs when
lmao
1 in a trillion chance
I'd gladly eat that whole cake by myself.
For 5 gems prob
this is 1 in a million, 1 in a trillion is for lv 90 one
saved vro
Iโd use Bismarck power itโs fine
there you go
what a worthy friend.
"I will be eating that cake by one sitting"
Who tis
THE MOG. ๐ฃ๏ธ
Mog tits
Guys run
moggin

I'll hold her ?
Run
Real shit
I'll take care of her myself
Mommy
I think we want her to ruin us


that's the oldest trick on the book
did u prepared a bed
Oh nah, I ain't going nowhere.
we should make Mog become a Mug
they see me moggin, they hatin
Itโs true trust me I would know
WE WILL STAND TILL
nj moggin
There's sofa there's wall there's floor table chair what u need
floor, without floor it's like a equation x0
Momma warned me about women like you, I was hoping she was right.
Patrollin' and tryna catch me mogging dirty
named admin
Logged in after 3 years and my sandys are still there 
Tell momma I like women's like her
||Yes you are that|| FdG ||guy||
yes sir
I'm running rn
but running nearer to her
what should I do next
straight to the bed
and enjoy
I was warned about unstable women
Literally after I oathed gouden
But then I found out about elderly women
Fr.
wow that's very Coconut behavior
there's 2 elf option
1 gouden
1 evertsen
Lowkey
I ain't gonna lie
Gouden
maybe de zeven too
mm
yes. Gouden
That would probably be || mog||
golden
Should I get the pearl skin or the golden hind ?

lewd.
both
frfr
Zeven 
I only have enough for one ๐
I'm gonna call in the clankers bro
gonna do smt legal
Cutest merican
damn
New skins are so lewd its not even funny
yes?
Sadly I wasn't allowed to take pictures
what i've done?
a
๐
what does that mean
Welcome to Azur lane
I'm afraid I might don't understand
Might be because of active service
Welcome to Azur lane.
Where can i setting my loading screen?
remember to wake up beside your shipgirl
God bless america('s ass)
Buddy
Welcome to Azur Lane.
I'll make her breakfast
Enjoy
coffee
What loading screen
I was here before blรผcher existed
And still here with blรผcher oathed
I do not complain though, those are good skins
and then snuggle with her until I have to leave for work
What ship is that?
Do we talk about lyme's base design
That's Evertsen
Okay, now tell me how many rice have you eaten today
Welp youโre loyal to her thatโs good
HNLMS Evertsen (F805) (Dutch: Zr.Ms. Evertsen) is the fourth De Zeven Provinciรซn-class frigate of the Royal Netherlands Navy.
I was here when they jebaited Kearsarge BB
and then mi sedap goreng
woah, dutch
Poor Zani
I never heard of it but looks cool
snap back to reality (which is harsh)
Give my girl a vacay week already
Dutch ship
and then Maggie mi
She don't deserve this
She's in AL ๐
well
nah going to eat out w my Unc

Nobody even remembers her
I gonna eat bbq 2 hour for rm50
Man Im sure we're gonna get ASMR for Pearl and QAR
Its either her or the DZP
Trust in the process
unlimited
I havend shared them in years, enjoy
The skin of pearl is already feet asmr
@vague ether you must see this
@pastel oracle trust the process
@agile silo look so many njs
you're from Sandy server, so that checks.
@echo pollen how much sandy's you got
I oathed atleast 1 on each server
Ohh nice
Bro is gonna hop on ww3 with San Diego
Gonna go eat in Ara Damansara area there
Dont remember, have to count
unlimited is what makes it good
alr
Oh life if I had lion
Remember to get your money woof
"each server"
BY CHUCKING A HUGE CHUNK OF MEAT
That smile
woah
Another mama
Guys I have a dream, a dream where I could wake up next to lion and Bismarck
very efficient
don't worry bro, my meds are free
we eating good rn
life if elf girl was real
the lion ||does not concern herself wearing no panties.||
Alarm clock looking real good today
Itโs better if she doesnโt
no what i mean is that AL finally released Sushi secrets
ohhh, it's been some days lol
I had a dream where I could talk with my shipgirl I love
Ship with || panties? ||
51 on my main
e
||actually yes. she doesn't wear panties on her base skin.
||
goddamn it
Can prove it cause she was with me
only if my yellow purins are more than Sandies u had
๐ฟ
I wish I had a dream like that.
Good
fuck the panties

comfort first
I still have more on my alt accounts but im too lazy too count
hmm

Mfs who have to wear makeup when in their home got issues ong
Me with My daughter
Sheโs like the best hms girl and Iโm not changing my mind
like who u impressing bro
Idk who that small mf is but they are the luckiest living being known to man.
yeah there do have a process that "incubate" a dream that you want
I like this one
I like albion as my favorite
but it takes lots of efforts
harward
God
snow spotted
that look on her face
!!
that's a wifey look
hmm
woah woah woah
Why the towel man remove that shit lemme see my wife properly
@hard vine look
woah woah woah
You want it?
time to make my time woof

goodbye chat
hi rat
Bye~
Her skin is lewd she doesn't even need art
Ass so good even the lights had to shine on it
Imma go dealing with the Maths problems
Sure
woah, maths

Goodluck homie
You can get it next time
she's wearing a leotard,simpleton.
Rat which ship has the best shoes

