#al-general
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u can say fucking
watch your words dude
theres kids here
fuckin idiot
smh...
fuck no
what the fuck did you just say
Are fried eggs basically fried chicken or am I high
what if the kids themselves swear
also you're concerned about that when this game isnt even for kids either

Sure it is, look ear cleaning. Very wholesome
very kid friendly
How do you turn off the "Your specs are below level" when using BlueStacks?
Hello
Sup
Im doing good, you?
Im ok
never seen that before and hi Lost
Im tryna think of a Christmas gift for my friend
I know its October but his schedule is very busy
So even if I order now he could end up getting it in January
by using a better emulator
Hmm
it's time guys
No

What would you recommend?
I have back problems
Huge breasts?
Mumuplayer
I rather like having mostly functional hands
and knees
No, when I was a kid I fell on my back after falling out of a tree
And then u grew huge breasts
No
Damn
Huge hungabudungas
I get it now
I did get up and walk away like nothing happened
Pain is when someone takes the last of one thing leaving you empty handed
Then you set them on fire
Time to retire my original patch (bottom) I've had for 3 years.
Good bye old friend
Noooo
why wont she come
ur a bad fuckin example
ok ok stop said the word fuck
You took an hour to reply
Searching for that gif
hes so old now that he understands
Hillou
Hi
hi
herro
I will fucking eat dinner now
mm
sorry for not being in discord 24/7
as you can see i do have responsibilities
yea one of them is being part of the menu 

bad john
i am NOT food.
plant
yum
mature, gay tits
yuri tits 
glowing my worm right now
quiet chat
but can you wow the glow?
Admiral Hipper when Glowworm
Huh

chicken fucknuggets
Hmm
unhmm.
Also lots of peeps being like Snow

akagi better

gay
fuck you whore
okay erin
Tbf, At least your waifu has lasted a while more than mine, whereas mine got annihilated by one torp sub and bad repair
🔥

loli castle loli castle
stfu
But to my taste standpoint
Also Akagi is supposed to be Taller so...
Can't argue with me since I am biased
Hi Aaron
hi
But I still like Akagi 
Hi Joe

Not as much as Taihou 
sup Rin 
Akagi and Taihou who?
We need a chibi gif of fancy 
no, chaos reigns
chaos ||deez.....you looked||
Good morning.
Heylo
Ehhh those look more like Stomach Vents to me, but I ain't no anatomologist
floof
Look at this smug piece of shit
pin 
She swapped your soy sauce with Ketchup and she knows you can't prove it
Thats Tosa, right
Yee
She pretty
Amagi, Kaga (BB), Tosa.
And in the back is Hanazuki and whatever the skunk girl is called
Naganami?
Something like that
looks correct
Bro forgot pepe le pew
the Kelp, hola
the John, hello
Actually it'd be the cat's name, but I don't remember what that is
Omg Seattle!!!
Johnsuki man!

Mutsuki man!


Helener with Memphish
Accurate this how she looks
boo
limey
🍋🟩
Slimey

howdy john 
lymey
Hello
I need to hug Musashi
Lion is so fat
the lion does not fall for fad diets
More to squeeze and love, smh
and if you make her mad
you can run away
!!
she makes up for it in height?
big cat
Yo yo
🪀
It is a type of beer with IIRC Liqourice
It's some odd taste
It sounds horrible
Oh I'm thinking of something else then
I know what it is just wanna know if its good
Just get punched by a pig
I haven't looked into that shit in a while though, so my brain just can't remember
Hah? Are the Schweinshaxe and beer ready yet? How many servings do we need? Idiot! Is your brain just an ornament?
not enough mikos in laner
There's a Juustagram with hipper where she talks about a type of Beer IIRC
#203
lion rawr
bbob glow

boob glow
spreading the glory of the Royal Navy
ive finally crushed the RN’s resolve
My condolences
I hate Air RB
its just not fun
i don’t click with Aircraft
Air RB is nice, i fucking suck at GRB
and getting my shit clobbered over and over annoys me
she keeps grinning its cute
i hang round at 4.3-6.7 BR
makes me wanna use her
Hmm
hmm
Lion is what Taiga Aisaka wishes to be
||Sorry Rie Kugimiya||
Hmm
Anything past that
And the game suffers
You can really feel how maps struggle to be able to handle modern vics
and fuck Helos
well for top tier Air RB
it's literally just a box but it gets bigger
so it's fine
people also generally avoid hundred missiles furballs at top tier too
don't hang around much anymore so it's much more breathable
Fix yer typo 

Lord have mercy

No mercy , full send
birdussy
Lost 
u need correction
Hi Hendy
don't get touched by bache
I have bache plush
you got shia yet 
left one is peak
he needs whatnow
i already forgot her name 🙏
which means the right one is better 
stella sora is pretty neat
never
ery is bache?
literally only gacha that genuinely caught my attention
100%
sorry i already did
lemme show u plush


i will throw an aphrodisiac potion on her


Idk they sent me brown brick it supposed to be a brownie
so much gay sex in this chat
Have u never been sent any warning
Image ban
there is new bache figur
baked bache
baked....
this will fund so many new skins
its like 200
uh
im going to get image banned
I guess go look at the figure yourself
in the figure she has ||rock hard nipples||
absolute cinema

roasted bache.png
bache 
Dorked
meanie
either intestines or fuel-pipes
intestines preferred
if i count stomach as boiler
hyper realistic intestines
just watch gore atp
just send him to a clinic
mental asylum

damn
this sentence remembers me of a certain japanese woman
Joe
is that Mudrock?
i see
well that's all i could know, since i dont play AK
smh

All synd looks the same

O no

Syanda's Child
freaks
Mog
wife
Mog or...

awesome

I did
im farming hours on living with my little sister
im making it my most played game on steam

ok sure
I might do it with the little fox girl too
What is that? A 1650?
Better yet
Grind
Spend 200 hours grinding Valorant
never
And you lost me
I hate those games
Or be like my Uncle who has 17000 Hours in Dota
Or be like my Pastor
Who is a Civ gamer
fps games are full of normies
Pastor by day Civ gamer by night
and they are boring af
Buddy , am I normal to you?
define "normies" in fps game
Survey(Artist) says...5090

idk you enough
I dont think that design is 50 series
but probably
Fair nuf

Casual players
with "casual" scores and moderate aiming?
I mean
And return to virant
The ones that don't leave their mic on and heavy breathe down into my ears
I don't expect anyone here to be a weirdo
I be that guy who be hyping up the team
I usually just talk in servers to annoy normal people by being unhinged
and because i'm openly a lolicon
Sweet Sumner Child 
I like their reaction
makes me laugh


Yes those players who rank low in competitive matches
well, if those casuals are true-casuals like, no rant nor baiting, that's great
Suzunami

UID: 410704745 please add me guys
wtf

Hecker
can you explain what's going on at least?
Uh
goiddamn i thought its the discord ID
Looks like a bot account made to have people add it and then send them links on dms
that
It’s my Azur lane Id bruh
the uid he posted is not his discord id dude.
I’m trying to add friends on my account
Oh yeah, says UID lol
sorry, preemptive move 
I forgot you can have friends in AL
Depends, do they PayPal you when you guilt trip them?
Friend? What that
I suppose not
not really. what you'd be looking for is a guild.
I didn’t know if there were gifts like other gachha
Ahh
sadly there's not.
Guilds will help you get gold plates so that for sure

True, it's p shit
Free Robux
Hello.
Watch this banner

Hi
Uninstalled after
Hi
Hi
Hi
wsp
hru
I’m a whale 
That's not a SUS moment, that's just straight up nimi ping
doing pretty fine mister

what about you
All good by now
there isn't any reason to be suspicious
yes I am one
great to hear that
then go back to the bagel, sensei
This is where it begins
nah
Is there any rewards for the current minigame?
Yeah
🥀
bro
...about overdo...
POOR GUY
Like
This account have been and seen shit 
to the extent that my steam got hacked
8h/d?
With AL:Crosswave
TWELVE FUCKING HOURS
WHAT
bro
I'd be so burned out
like genuinely
I never study at home and my school schedule is just from 7am to 12:20pm
I need to be used to it
I have class today and I don't even want to go
Cuz this situation will prolong to the end of June 2026
wild bro
Wha?
1.600 hours

Damn that's shitty
Imagine not waking up
waking up at 5am and getting home at 7-8pm 
I call that being dead
uh... @devout bough i need you here
I'm pretty sure even if I die my cat will bite my toe until I get back up again
w a t
????
what do you need me for
i am but a simple Pig
OOIIISSUUU
E.
Is Opinataire an Aventurier or Le Hardi class

that's different Le Opinion? 
which one
In-game
give me all of them
isn't she Le Hardi
let me build the peak team
Back to the chamber
One leads me to Le Hardi-class, while the wiki leads me to Adventurier

see you
yes?
Aventurier-class is really old
and ours clearly has a twin turret
so our Opiniatre is Le Hardi-class
I probably should level Le Hardi
F r e n c h
the wiki is probably kinda confusing about Le Hardi and the Tem-gang
whatthepeak
This is Aventurine-class armament
my le hardi is probably lv 70
4 single turrets, and single torpedo tubes

you can clearly see twin turrets and torpedo tubes on our le opinionated
Wait no Lyon is her own class
Yes, she was ordered but outbreak of WW1 stopped her from being laid down
her legwear
according to wiki Lyon ain't a Normandie, but her own class after Normandie?


Yeah
she is
quad quad my love
with 16 340mm guns on 4 quadgun turrets
no reason why Lyon is a purple while german ww1 paper stuff is gold
damn fucking shame
Could be significance
I am walking to unknown territories of the French Navy
How do i get more of this
o p s i
I have no clue what guns to use on her, I just put anything
Same reason why Warspite is gold and retros to rainbow
Lyon 
I know but is buying it only option?
whoever invented AI overview on google should lowkey shoot themselves
amazing

SSR Lorraine soon or riot
beautiful wives
first line is purely lolis
Cuirasse Lyon
I heard the WOWS french lines too often now
Well, i don't see Revenge doing so good now is she?
she is crazy cute I can't lie
Nope, but Royal Oak is SR tho
I love and oathed Royal Oak
but she isn't exactly a great ship
And Lung Wu is Bailu
She's p much British Arizona


God damn you mostly marry the peak
good job marrying laffey
+respect
Yes she's one of them
I never thought of marrying a lot of characters personally 
same tbh
just uni and laffey is cool
i just marry ones i especially like
yeah
which are all of them
Charybdis needs a buff gameplay wise
but every other aspects of her is perfect
I like to lewd Champy 
i used to binge oathed on first 2 years, then moderated to about 10 oaths per year
AL Wiki cn is a Mediawiki??
Why no cute nicknames? 🙁
lowkey i thoguht she was pregnant
rename all of them to wife
||it's my fault guys, Temeraire visited my room last night||
||
||
i have 2 rings, reserved for next UR+1ssr or double-UR-if-happens
wait she has booba
ye
why need FBi if she kinda physically legal
more arbitrary if regarding to Anchorage
Le Téméraire
reckless?!
i mean is she really a loli at this point
Le Opinion is more debatable than Tem
i've seen animes depicting adults that looks younger than this depending on art style ngl
arts usually depict Tem has similar figure to Grenville
that way i get more
yeah le opinionated is more a loli
BASED
smol tem on the sided
instant marry
i prefer Temeraire myself
also...PEARL
but ya know
pearl?
here's some pearls
To each their own I guess.
||two big ones and a bunch of small ones behind||
She's so precious
then...theres one Iris Libre ship that has similar clothing to New Jersey
Thicc
S u f f r e n
Suffrening from success
I prefer Bismarck tbh.
I dont see similarity except color
b o o b a
Painleve and Suffrening
Uhhhhh
marry Painleve to make the pain leve
i did
Surcouf...

u h
about half of gold baguettes oathed
surcouf succ your-
Surcough


🥖
The day I oath Bismarck will be the day I die a happy man.
Guuden Leeuw is also means "Golden Lewd Lion"
Azur Lane Wedding Skin Tally
--- By Number
Sakura: 20
Royal: 16
Eagle: 13
IB: 7
Dragon: 3
Iris: 2
--- By Percentage
Royal: 16/120 - 13.33%
Dragon: 3/24 - 12.5%
Sakura: 20/161 - 12.42%
Eagle: 13/154 - 8.44%
IB: 7/91 - 7.69%
Iris: 2/51 - 3.92%
excel sheet?
hmm

The fact that Iris has less wedding skins than fucking Dragon Empery is tragic
slowly appear
she will ara-ara both
s h e t e
Smash.
now that symbol is canon now
i dont remember royal get that much love
Also who the 2 french with oath skin? Forbin and?
Forbin and Champagne
Champagne
Ah
somehow avoided all the girls i oathed though LOL
Looks more like sleepwear than wedding dress though
Royals having highest oath rate in game
still manages to miss all but ONE of my oathed Royal girl
(Hood)
Weird, cus i remember royal event happen like one in a blue moon
they just get a lot of oath skins
literally every time oath skins gets added Royals get one
well, mostly
The last one to get it was London I think
Oh yeah the silly cat
Actually, isnt last one is janus?
AmagiCV's 
Now that i think about it, they did give royal quite a bit of oath skin recently
Last time Iris got an oath skin was over two years ago
When I play Azur lane secrets of the abyss (event)
while playing Fontaine OST

last royal oaths, was it Black Prince?
Damm
yeah that was the last time oath skin got added too pretty sure
and she's black wedding dress
depend if your cube can restore up in time
We honestly need more oath skins
It's like a fucking trickle
Literally
Every year they give like what 5 girls oath skins and add another 30
average new girls per year are about 35-50 (collab-included)
will be over 1000+ by 2027?
And still gonna be stingy with the rate of oath skin add to the game .
My dock space in shamble
oath skin is like 600 gems , while skins are like average 800+
480 or something if you buy the crate

that become "average 600" yeah
No Maintenance, server online stay fun.
Maintenance November 6 2025 
980 gems for the Promise Crate.
Meaning you'll get to save some gems for that.
which mean 490 each ring in that
True.
Thus, we get to save 110 gems per ring for that item.
||220 gems saved in overall, yes.||
im backk
Thats riche
Floof uoooh
I'm thinking of making a beaver squardon , problem is; I don't know if they are good for mobbing or bossing
I'm keen on building them cause you know, oil
So far, I got auburn and morrison, don't know last beaver to put in
GYATT
birb 
I don't even dare to do extra, shes just lobby
lol
Secondary phone, just afk OpSiren
Ägir is such a baddie
aegir
Peak

maint
balls of steel to play it in public
Homie see it will call you an irl sim
God please let that be me

bottle named gamerlifeyt8 

Yes
I am now resting in booba
I sleep now

It seems my wife misses me 

Ooh
Boo
Honestly from all the skins I might just get this one? And maybe the Izumo one
takagi spotted
I don’t like the skins 

edward would like to have all of them bro
Hello hah 
hi
Don't buy
Like I said I’ll probably just buy the 2
Lolis are for pats dont get me wrong
at least she has more towel....than Grozny
I didn’t realize it was a towel
Just buy an interesting skin, if it's a bit standard, the skin is a bit less attractive, although I kind of regret buying the Shinano skin without L2D and animation
Was just staring at the slime
Wait if you're playing on your phone, what's taking the picture 
The other phone
I buy skins on the bases of me liking the ship
Two phones 
If I like the ship I’ll buy a skin for them






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