#al-general
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What is it
Who aee Joe Brothers
I see
hi porky
I give you glasses
UWOGHHHHHHHHHH
Hmm
hi hi
Hmm
hmm
native sex
go away
no
Random question
Mumomma 
Which ship in the game had the biggest Melon?
mm
cow
Hmm
hmm
uhh bye.
by
Kashino
Bucky
Defo the cow
Who?
Is this a ship?
she cute

I give you eye surgery
Kashino
Hey @jagged knot
Hawt damm
I'll look it up idk who that is
Alright but make sure you aren't in public space
Hello friend
Yo.
Im doing school project
How u doi
...
Yeah i have come from school like 4 hours ago. Chilling
Don't say I didnt warn you
that advice is for the weak
Privacy... Can't I just whip it out in public?
If thats what you believe sure
Well...not recommended
You're making me scared to search it up
Take this out of context 
Why?
Hmm?
Look for it in privacy. Its Kashino dang it. Its Azur Lane. What u expect?
Im just messing with you, just search for it
Aren't we talking about searching about kashino
Okay good
I see
Is azur lane famous for being a gooner game or something?
nah its a family friendly game that even your parents can play
OG gooner game since 2017.
... The skins speak very loudly to me
Dam
Welcome to Heaven
Gooner 
Not gonna read the yap
I'm not a gooner so I'll probably just like the characters
I give you an Aston Martin AMB 001 — a remarkable fusion of craftsmanship and cutting-edge engineering, born from the collaboration between Aston Martin and Brough Superior. This limited-edition masterpiece is powered by a 997cc, water-cooled, DOHC 88-degree V-twin engine, delivering a thrilling 180 horsepower. Its lightweight carbon fibre monocoque chassis and aerodynamic design reflect Aston Martin’s signature elegance and racing heritage. Though its top speed remains unconfirmed, the AMB 001 promises an exhilarating, agile ride with precision-tuned suspension and premium Brembo brakes ensuring superior control. Limited to just 100 units worldwide, the AMB 001 is not just a motorcycle — it’s a bold statement of sophistication and performance, crafted for the discerning rider.
We will see about that
Nuh uh I'll stay by my word
Which skins
The new pearl skin is Insane
all of em
1 week of AL
Its the truth 
First day of Al
Oh so you like toes, kinky
6 years of Al:
No
I'm just saying what skins are insane in my opinion TvT
I don't have kinks
not many know this but boobs is good
I'm vanilla
You cant have ® and ™ at the same time
That dosent make sense
Your are welcome for your new Aston Martin AMB 001 — a remarkable fusion of craftsmanship and cutting-edge engineering, born from the collaboration between Aston Martin and Brough Superior. This limited-edition masterpiece is powered by a 997cc, water-cooled, DOHC 88-degree V-twin engine, delivering a thrilling 180 horsepower. Its lightweight carbon fibre monocoque chassis and aerodynamic design reflect Aston Martin’s signature elegance and racing heritage. Though its top speed remains unconfirmed, the AMB 001 promises an exhilarating, agile ride with precision-tuned suspension and premium Brembo brakes ensuring superior control. Limited to just 100 units worldwide, the AMB 001 is not just a motorcycle — it’s a bold statement of sophistication and performance, crafted for the discerning rider.
The Universe rule is mine
french vanilla or regular vanilla
What about now?
Good keep it that way
No like... I don't have any sort of kink I'm vanilla like just pure normal boredom
Alright
...
WAIT A MINUTE GIMME YOUR GIF NOW
Alright.. 
Which one tastier?
Ive played black soul I don't think azur lane would b harder
Me when NJ
Its hard not in gameplay. But in something else..
What something else?
french vanilla is usually uses vanilla beans, regular vanilla tends to be artificial
I thought its u when Yi Xuan
something is rising but it's not the Shield Hero
Hi chat
Ah. Well i like only natural
So original
Hi Rin
My house is falling apart
Its a sword of a Knight.
Storm? Or
stop using tofu as concrete
Delete fast
Her too
must be the wind
Just rain, but stray cats kept fucking up the roof it got alot of holes now
Hawt
How many kittens?
heyo
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
copy that
Okie
Indeed
HINDENBURGER 
Yes?
Send again. I missed it. Couldnt catch
cute
Where is Azur Lane?
Idk
Beads on her thing looks hella uncomfortable
shipgirls in AL have no nipples
Manjuu creep mode
prove me wrong
nice try
Send him pics
Christmas songs everywhere
Where do they get milk then
Cute but big forehead
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Here's my wife, shes shy

Its fresh
Kronstadt too
Manjuus about to suck her dry
Fr
"Not Noel" Kronstadt
I am bored bruh
Mogadors milk
Hell yeah 
(we didn't know if it had crushed sleep pills in it or not)
Sushi wife
okay
mommy asmr
If sunrise wont rise i will die happy
hi, hru
diet Formidable
welcome aboard
Mamagi
mint formidable
tastes like toothpaste
Makes me uncomfortable
blue Curacao Formidable
but blueberry when made into food tends to be purple
woah, suspectful
nah that's this Formidable
Essex of happiness
so many imposter 
wait a minute
type shit
I know that artstyle
mushroom Formidable
damn, the fact they are too heavy to stand...
Oh
this tall lady likes to have a word
so tall
8 feet tall
hi pig
damn, I thought 8 inch
Omg her oath line is even more adorable than i imagined
Guichen is those time stopping perverts
I avoided reading wiki just for this moment

eat dirt
skk will regenerate from the lobotomy
Now
what the heck
If you'll excuse me
how many shipgirl did bro oath
I think she is a girl of quick response
And i have to conserve my strength for tonight
goddamn it
just push the ring in and run

conserve your strength for night?

Idk cuddle with my four newlyweds
lazy person best to promote instant noodle
Very wholesomely
Were close
I thought you were going to do something else
PADORU PADORU
38 rings what the fcuk
I am thirsting

the only relevant padoru
Royals leading by 1 point
HMS indomie
8 oaths vs 7 oaths for the Iris
I'm telling you Tom, the Iris gonna have to drop Marseillaise if they want to have any hope of catching up
Bisko
That is unless they manage to get an entire new girl
Which seems unlikely, seeing as their latest event was only months ago
I count both Vichy and Libre as Iris
oh grea- wait a minute
Joffre
So i have 8 Royals oaths, 7 Iris oaths, and Yorktown
hmm
Foreheadtown slipping into the harem by accident
why not york2
Yorktown 2 didn't exist in 2018
you weren't playing in 2023?

You playing since 2018
or you just didn't mind to oath
I have York 2. I didn't oath her though
yeah the latter
Since you know i already oathed Yorktown
I oathed york2 first
he playing since day one ish
September 13th, 2018
that reminds me of my days in the japanese server when we didnt had any english ones
Took a big break between 2020 and 2024 though, only logging in intermittently
whatthehell
why though
fatigue?
THE HERTA MENTIONED
mommy herta
And apparently cared enough to oath Richelieu in 2022
Best girl btw
Who is herta?
NTR
This lady?

mfw can't brag day 1 because lost my OG account
mhmmm
My brother in lane, how tf is that the first thing in your mind
I have 4 oaths lol
laners
You asked for something harsh
its either 4 or 14
I might have news for you.
wha
Somegame had that, it make me feel bad for leaving them
AL has that letter from Akashi only
Bruh
Yea, sadly the only one who truely care for us(our money) is that scam cat

she mean u wear lucky
Boy wanna date me? Boy outta date yeah
Boy wanna, what?! No!
Boy outta my way!


Hmm
Omg Painleve's oath lines are top cute
It's giving me diabetes because of how sweet it is
do the wish for her
Man.. i wonder why i didn't farm F6F to the fullest back then
We even had a rerun
I only got 2
cmon porky

what would a girl wish for when u marry her

.
The hvar?
She told me to be a wife. I told her to be kitsune. All this started with a joke bruh.
hmm
Anyway
U into girls?
I mean, i do have top tier in France, USSR, Japan in both air and ground, and France naval
She has good taste

Nice

good
Whats nice in it?
Uh

FOOD SOUND
I think there's too many to fit onto my bed now guys

How do i cuddle with all of them at once
I js need Musashi on my bed. Thats it.
Be Sukuna
Or
Who got many arms?
An octopus
Squidward is a squid
calamari
mmm
Mainly because Guichen brings my total oathed Vanguard to 3
The rest are all backliners LOL
mmm onion rings?
All these year and you oath only 2 vanguard
why have you forsaken me snow 🙁
Not my fault the main fleet girls are so hot

There's only one other vanguard i want to oath and that's Marseillaise
Faie enough
At least right now
magdeburg hand holding
hmm
GigaSquid

E
Fellow yixuan enjoyer
Hello
Then you must start the first chain 
sure lemme just post an image

Tomboys! tomboys! tomboys!
Honestly second best after Trigger 
I'd sleeve them and a deck box. and toploader the better hits. guess binder works for viewing and not actually playing

Bullying the disabled 
LOL trigger must be protected at all costs 
Why u call it tomboy tuesday?
Femboys but turn it around
Okay. I will turn u around.
No not me, I meant the concept 
Lol jk
Balti?
No idea
I dont know a tomboy
Basically any girl who is just into male stuff
Like how femboys likes hello kitty, tomboys likes guns
Oversimplified explanation but that's the gist of jt
Ye
Oke
gyatttttttttttttttttttttt
VODKAAAAAAAA
Hey Vi how are ya
ig she can be an example
Basically drunk
I love this game
Wait if Tuesdays are Tomboy Tuesdays, then Fridays are Femboy Fridays?
this game is home
I dont play Umamusume
Do not play the horse game. It ruined my soul
I will congratulate u on Friday
learn cloning-jutsu
Thank you 
I dont feel the thrill to play it
don't play it please

Oke
Yes
You're better off gambling with real horses tbf
People beg me to play it even
Nah. I wont gamble irl
say you're not interested
Ts dude feels a personal trauma with UM
Cuz i am not.
Lol
I am met with nothing but only second hand disappointment after playing this game
we have honse at home
Should I rage bait him?
Horse at home:
Horse at home : Hoods polo skin
people around me play the game so much better than me
honse at home
useless.
Uma musume's mechanics are kinda rng, doesn't help if you don't like gambling in the first place
Nah i wont play it.
he's not talking to you-
There are tutorials, but not every game is made for everyone
i need someone who I respect and can tutor me in this game
It's literally a public Channel, free information flooooows~
If you understand JP or you found a JP dude who can speak English, you can probably get tutorial from him
time to sleep

good night all
out of luck
Lol, dw. The freebies characters are already good
Look i went into NIKKE server and asked if NIKKE good. They told me to play UM. I entered BA server, they too told me to play UM. Like i dont get it
Tough luck bud
block block block
What's up losers
I always enter games server. See how is game then download it.
Sleeves it shall be.
Hey Jane Dough
nikke is ass (literally)
blue archive is fine if you like chibi characters duking it out and if you like auto battlers
Literally

i meant it
I am in nikke server
and yes their tag is ass
because the game is literally nothing but ass
ben peak
and l2d core
Ye i left that server. After they told me to play UM
wbu
Good too. How is ur bike and dad?
do not play umamusume under any circumstances
I wont. Chill man
dad good bike didnt repaired yet first dad then bike
Unless you want pain/are just mildly curious (latter thing, just watch YouTube)
oke. Good u are safe
hm
pain(leve) and suff(ren)ering
anjing

hips
Got that hourglass physique
Really? No one used it. But i did hear it somewhere.
can't wait for pr8 skins
who made those coats im going to need one
is kansas worth the reasearch
Do Gouden then Kansas
she really worth it
This year's PR aren't necessarily that good
becasue i have been looking into who should i get done next after kersage
in design or both
Just get them all
can't if not enough resources
Join 100% gang
Design is personal preference, performance wise for later game players Kansas is just okay
holy child bearing hips
did i join the right server ?
lol

I'll just leave to keep things simple

lmao even
Hahahah. Oke
anyway
Oh man. I love other skin from this upd
The one with oven and manjuus.
I rented that even
Hips don't lie by Shakira and pitbull?
somehow I managed to read that as billput
shakira hips lie twice
Welcome to the dyslexic crew!!
Now you are a part of evil gang 😈
Being dyslexic isnt a choice of yours
Its my choice
Now you are dyslexic
Welcome bro
SHEESH LOOK AT THEM THIGHS
What common line
*KansASS
Maybe
Whys your name liek that
Hi friend
Yo man
How are you
Good wbu?
Im trying to edit a video
Good luck(die)
What
Bro did not understand how it works
Studying -> Stu(dying)
U said stu(dying)
Where did the the (die) come from broo
I mistook the words. Mb
Mb
Its using the words
Die and dye
Both
you shall not dye in vain
Thou shall dye your Gouden.
Before I die I will dye my hair
hai hai
Hi

Same
hru
vibing
My english is the english from textbooks <//3
Tuff
I am thinking what avatar decor would suit my current profile pic
(I only use orbs)
And brainrot
Which options do you have
No

WHERE DA GOLD.
I HEAR THE CASH REGISTERS RINGING
Wym, I'm the only Nj husband ever
because I jork with my right hand /j
WRONG
Every other nj husband here is my alt acc, believe it
Real
Amagi my mother
umm wtf
10% off, what a deal
love the floof waif
@agile silo i doubt
Nah...London is the capital of Great Britain.

London is London
How dare
Mamamagi
Hi Mizi pfp person
How are you
Hmm
sick
So how rare a drop are the heavy cannon prints on D6?
Sorry T6
I need more of those to arm my many merry pirates
she grew?
mother

Lil Mogador
Yuo sibling?
Why do i never saw a user that has name with Essex's Husband?
Nobody wants essex
She :0
is there a skin tier list, i kinda want to see what skin is good to buy and there's no way to look at all of them cuz they aren't in the shop
Fellow Hellsing fan?
also is there only like 4 l2d+ skins in the game?
hellsing?
Skins are entirely subjective
skin quality is subjective
Personally would rate the casual wears higher then the high sex appeal stuff
yeah but i meant like some skins do look more dated and some are more detailed
Ur name is Schrödinger's cat
oh it's named after the experiment lol
That feeling is from having different artists
Bruh.
Then you'd want to buy the ones with interactions
Mb
Kawakaze's latest skin for example I'm pretty sure wasn't drawn by mito shiro
that's all the l2d skins right?
Cause it sure as hell doesn't have the sharp lines like her previous stuff
oh right
For awhile I used a wall paper from that artist
Yes, just check the interactions on YouTube before you buy them
ah okay
Found it quite crazy to learn he was the artist of shirakami fubuki 
what are dynamic skins?
Animated but you yourself can't interact with them
They have predetermined animations
oh right
kawakaze is good
I prefer mito shiro art style and ascetics
As much as I love gooner shit, the classics make me happier
I am both the horny and the not horny but happy
shush tick
people die when they are cock
cock
hm?
the hat = 10/10

mm
Do you guys remember an event where you can play control Warspite
Like a Vanguard
But she's slow as hell
I didn't expect Herta here lol
Your wife is a cow
your wife is a grub
No
food sound
hm
guys does discord pick up mumu player and show that i'm playing azur lane?
dont think so
ah alr
Name
no
it just lists it as "android device" in the activity settings i think
ah okay ty
I petitioned AL to remove the glow
zoneful zen one
HMShit fanboys loooost
Hi
Reddit damn karma system thing sucks

Wonder will AL be unavailable in europe if they ban micro transactions?
Yo what is up everyone ?
hi

What's up
Nothing much just logged into AL to do dailies hbu?
Am chilling in the gym
I went bankrupt yesterday
Bruh, don't worry am on it lol xD
Fresh
think she is literally the fastest carrier plus buffs could be wrong
unicorn
Colorado
Helena
indepence
Vary nice
Hmm
I should continue the Sirius 3d Dorm xD
thanks :3
Morning nerds
Mornin

I've never tried horse milk 
Filipenisers
So then can i make ice cream from it? 
ill take your entire stock
Depends on the fat content

because stuff like hippo milk need to be supplemented with cows milk
Year ago they had Horse milk ice-cream taste test

Mint chocolate is good
Nah, you just need a hippo
brb, grabbing a bucket of pink paint and sneaking into Kashino's room
🚪
🖌️
i do it for all the strawberry milk enjoyers out there
gonna steal your idea and paint the cows across the road
Didnt recognise you for a min now you are blue xD
i enjoyed this event was pretty good
irl hippo milk is naturally pink in color
lol
Thats not hippo milk it says 🙁
its some sort of protective sunscreen stuff that mixes with the milk sometimes
wonder what that tastes like
Why don’t you give it a try
Only other milk I had was goat milk when some guy brought it to elementary school during a fare
Heylo
melk
Hmm
How about we try at the same time ?
chkalov painting kashino for science
yes I had it myself
yo gotta say, how is that Pearl skin even allowed....not complaining
manjuu magic
Food
best food


mmmm
massive
cutie
Schob

Where are your eyes looking buster!?
the birb

those aren't cranes I hope
chickkaku
@deep mason 
But A chicken
Sup chat
hi hi

this will be me slapping you mister
but tomato cannot slap back since they lack hands
well how can i type then








