al-general

[slender violet]

ALO feels like reddit in the wrong context

[weak parrot]

the ideal chinese "shape" is centaur's shape

[hard vine]

so im gonna go with a instead of a nimiping

[wispy cipher]

where'd you get this?

[weak parrot]

from my experience

[shell tendon]

I can’t refute this cuz I haven’t seen every skin lol

[opal karma]

[weak parrot]

but yeah, the east asian skinny is basically centaur's body shape

[pastel oracle]

It was posted in chat earlier, but it should appear on this website at some point
https://azurlane.mrlar.dev/db/ships/id/539

[slender violet]

what we talking about?

[opal karma]

meanwhile coconut dont know what ya talking

[weak parrot]

coconut has breasts

[merry robin]

What a gaze

[dark solstice]

We talking about you messing up

[opal karma]

theorically true.....

[hard vine]

lewding kronk is part of my agenda

[slender violet]

admins

[weak parrot]

and theoretically, I am a chinese mobster with 6 dutch wives

[slender violet]

this chat is now under anarchism, go fucking nuts

[violet panther]

[weak parrot]

[violet panther]

it's not even close to anarchy yet, by ALO standard

[weak parrot]

ALO has probably never experienced true anarchy

[dark solstice]

What sort of monster ?

[opal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-new-jersey-sleep-time-dreaming-awake-gif-21891450

[opal karma]

my mind rn

[weak parrot]

wouldn't counting owaris make more sense?

[opal karma]

a coconut which could weather forecast? interesting

[blissful oxide]

heh, famous recently

[weak parrot]

mmmm, wet coconut

[opal karma]

[blissful oxide]

[icy herald]

truly the finest and most accurate weather stations known to man

[opal karma]

no no no, I could catch a cold by that

[weak parrot]

Uncle Muagututia is coming for you, my sweet little coconut

[blissful oxide]

catch a cold, but the flesh is great

[wispy cipher]

thank you! been looking for an updated database, how do you check the expressions though?

[opal karma]

[merry robin]

I love coconut. I had a coconut cake for my bday.

[blissful oxide]

[opal karma]

PLEASE DONT EAT ME

[weak parrot]

coconuts were important sources of hydration for polynesian sailors

[merry robin]

Then i ma....

[opal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[weak parrot]

that's how they got their fresh water without needed to have seawater filters

[merry robin]

Too angry for my taste

[pastel oracle]

Couldn't really find the expressions on the website but other than that it's usually up to date for most other things

[merry robin]

Too Godly for my mortality

[frank relic]

she find your gooning behavior unacceptable

[shut crane]

she's perfect

[merry robin]

This one for my taste

[shut crane]

so nice and thicc

[blissful oxide]

seems like accepting smt voluntary

[keen folio]

omaga. veni veni veni!

[merry robin]

Infernal when u had a time to make the emoji with lyme

[pastel oracle]

Just now

[shut crane]

oh I'm sorry, that was indecent of me

[surreal lagoon]

STUPID STARFUSH

[tired eagle]

Why are Chinese characters always half naked🤨

[merry robin]

I like the emoji

[wispy cipher]

I see, thank you though, been looking for updated database for a long while

[blissful oxide]

what did u do to her

[worthy pagoda]

She's British

[blissful oxide]

will do that 2x times

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[lusty marsh]

Why she look like she about to tell me I should die NOW! ⛈️

[surreal lagoon]

mommy is good. do I get a second on that

[weak parrot]

because you probably should

[opal karma]

?lowtier god ref?

[lusty marsh]

[weak parrot]

I don't make the rules, man

[lusty marsh]

I do tho

[opal karma]

😔

dear god, I think my crappy phone couldn't take it longer

[blissful oxide]

coconuts

[keen folio]

[opal karma]

yi long ma

[blissful oxide]

what

[opal karma]

elon musk made in china (your name is elonmusk6942 remember?)

[icy herald]

huh that explains a lot now

[weak parrot]

that's why it's important to fall for indian propaganda

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[keen folio]

hmm. the [insert type of people]

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[blissful oxide]

e

[weak parrot]

indo-europeans

[teal girder]

got the golds missing purple

[blissful oxide]

ur surely not a normal coconut.....

[opal karma]

https://tenor.com/view/coconut-spin-wow-gif-27342867

[teal girder]

nonocut

[weak parrot]

if you went back in time and killed your past self

[blissful oxide]

flat

[opal karma]

tunococ

[weak parrot]

would that count as a suicide or murder?

[opal karma]

suicide ig?

[worthy pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1411776197096112320/dorodance.gif

[teal girder]

sentence commuted for contribution to mankind

[opal karma]

to be precise, that is suicide with extra steps

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-silly-cat-cat-silly-eepy-gif-15876057077584528993

me go to sleep
me hapi

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/pv-ijn-taihou-taihou-azur-lane-gif-3882001580662934674

[dark solstice]

I will not be swayed by the cute cat honest

[blissful oxide]

Bismarck biggest fan and husband

[uneven forum]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[surreal lagoon]

mm

[teal girder]

go back to dorm

[dark solstice]

Do not collect pass go

[surreal lagoon]

no 200 dollar mine

[blissful oxide]

ah shrug, I forgot to give shipgirl dorm food

[lapis blade]

Taihoe

[weak parrot]

thai hoe

[tired crown]

What if instead of taihou it was taitoe

[surreal lagoon]

tit

[uneven forum]

is it still maintenance

[blissful oxide]

titho

[surreal lagoon]

tit

[uneven forum]

monarch...

[weak parrot]

bro, maintenance won't end early

it will always be 8 am Pacific or later

[blissful oxide]

monarchy

[opal karma]

I want to try Kim Jong Un haircut

[violet panther]

need a very long front bangs too

[gusty fern]

wtf lmao but hot

[lapis blade]

Mine will probably end in like 20 minutes if it wont be extended

[opal karma]

I could create that

[lapis blade]

Pantsu pull tease

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[weak parrot]

it's technically not pantsu

[lapis blade]

Breed

[surreal lagoon]

mmm

[lapis blade]

Kibini

[runic abyss]

yo what happend to event channel

[lapis blade]

Mmmmm

What's with November something something

[jaunty adder]

ello chat

[lapis blade]

Hello noot noot

[blissful oxide]

glad to hear

[blissful oxide]

ello old man

[opal karma]

NOOOO Kim pfp😭😭😭

[lapis blade]

Pingy youre back

[blissful oxide]

he went missing

[lapis blade]

Where's putin

[weak parrot]

imagine if someone wore underwear under a bikini

[opal karma]

What

[gusty fern]

Happy birthday dad

[blissful oxide]

e

[lapis blade]

Wearing underwear on a underwear

[opal karma]

He went missling😂

[blissful oxide]

[lapis blade]

Bikini is just another word for underwear to make it less sound awkward

[opal karma]

Change my mind

[blissful oxide]

less embarrassing

[lapis blade]

Does anyone wear bikini under their clothes everyday

[blissful oxide]

ur actually a war tycoon player?

[light fable]

Queen ann can take her revenge on my face with that cake

[lapis blade]

Kinda but don't play as much besides i got only invited there because a friend needed my help with upvotes for her suggestion

[blissful oxide]

lmao, being a bot, I thought ur actually very good at that game

[lapis blade]

I am

A bot

[blissful oxide]

that game is just too hard for me to
either having skill issue, but

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/chatgpt-giga-chad-darkmonkeyz-chad-gpt-gif-4581143134354339275

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[lapis blade]

I only play the game for the thrill of driving military vehicles and guns not actually fighting people, theres a bunch of sweats in that game and people teaming up on one person then failed miserably

[blissful oxide]

indeed, ac130 gunship aid goes crazy 💀
and A10 airstrike too

[lapis blade]

https://tenor.com/view/save-saved-image-saving-file-gif-3667455389443010223

[gusty fern]

Lion F Kennedy

[lapis blade]

Oh

[lapis blade]

Idk lion really reminds me of certain someone but i couldn't picture it

[blissful oxide]

I'd say they may be fragile, but hey u might wouldn't hold ur gun for a sec
this is more than middle east

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

[lapis blade]

Yeah also map's changed again?

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/saiba-momoi-hug-jump-chibi-cute-gif-4467667117533970936

[weak parrot]

what if your boobs changed shape

[gusty fern]

like triangle

[blissful oxide]

i think so, recently theres a new jet named su47 berkut, months ago theres one named f117 nighthawk, but doubt its even useful

[lapis blade]

4 dimensional titties

[lapis blade]

Im interested on the new limited tank they just added days ago but im uncertain of it, i like leopard tanks

[gusty fern]

weird but then it's a titty inside a titty then we'd be drinking milk from a milk which also came from milk

[lapis blade]

Its called ✨ dual hull ✨

[blissful oxide]

tanks? im mainly using pl01 there since its easy to get, dont have time to get the one req alot tank destroys, that needs a alt

[mortal hill]

Truth to be told, we're just sum of a jumble of titties fr

[lapis blade]

Oh nice

[blissful oxide]

yea, too many sweats
thats why, too lazy to mess with them anymore, losing a round then proceed to call the whole guild for help

[winged patrol]

no wonder al fb page isnt back up , these fking lewd skins

[torn aspen]

Server up!

[flint sand]

https://tenor.com/view/dam-break-breaking-overwhelmed-finally-its-done-gif-15175122

[blissful oxide]

done by a elite shipgirl dynamic skin

[abstract prairie]

maint ended

[lapis blade]

Not worth the try when they are also toxic asf

[gusty fern]

Aight time to pull dem babes

[blissful oxide]

indeed, thats why after that i play other games instead

[agile silo]

Punyeta, Azur Lane Crashed half way downloading

[lapis blade]

My poor dock

[blissful oxide]

mf, someone alr got queen anne revenge here, how did they enter so fast smh

[agile silo]

WHAT THE FUCK? 6KB/S

[gusty fern]

Punyeta? is that some slang?

[blissful oxide]

theres a minigame too, damn

[queen apex]

damn i was really hoping for extended maint

[lapis blade]

Don't think so

[agile silo]

Dates back to 1800s

[gusty fern]

Ohh you're referring to olden times

[blissful oxide]

im feeling like a dumb person rn, pls help

[agile silo]

A Slur that still used today

[lapis blade]

https://tenor.com/view/heneral-luna-john-arcilla-heneral-gif-4858057

[surreal lagoon]

oooh

[jaunty adder]

[lapis blade]

Popularized by this guy

[queen apex]

lmao its that mobile game ad

[gusty fern]

Oh it's a slur

[blissful oxide]

yea, literally none dont know it lol

[lusty marsh]

Azur lane game mobile ads lmao

[blissful oxide]

🤣 ,also hi lane

[worthy pagoda]

This game was in the last tempesta event too

[lusty marsh]

Hi hah

[mortal hill]

HAHAHAHHAAHA... fuck

[torn aspen]

#al-general don't post image break be move #trophy-room <-- only right now.

[hasty wing]

i forgot to download the data... gotta wait for more time ig

[mortal hill]

my dock are filled with jumble of mess

[gusty fern]

translation failed

[lapis blade]

Fr

[agile silo]

ayanami you were late to say it

[mortal hill]

thats dockyard smh

[gusty fern]

Islas de libretard

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/same-gif-8650053

[blissful oxide]

i saw nk flag at the back

[mortal hill]

Oath pack when

[gusty fern]

Dayummm they even enhanced royal james skin texture

[agile silo]

Just one 10 pull and skipping the event

Proceeds to get them all Motherfu-

[gusty fern]

putang ina mo

[blissful oxide]

mf 1 10 pull no sr only rare common

[mortal hill]

MODSSS

[gusty fern]

<@&472236072743600148>

[blissful oxide]

lol noob, no more Elon musk?

[gusty fern]

hah watch me top minigame leaderboards

[torn aspen]

kick he scam fake.

[blissful oxide]

yes sure, watch me play minigame for 24h straight away

[agile silo]

For the first time ive seen this

[umbral hill]

/slow 0

[willow thorn]

al-general slowed down got lifted.

[blissful oxide]

let's go

freedom

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/usagyuuun-fire-chaos-gif-4682365016896994860

Okay what the fuck Manjuu what the hell is this Main Menu

Jesus Christ

Flashbanged

[mossy pivot]

LET THE FLAMES RISE! HAHAHAHA

[weak parrot]

silent sex

[mossy pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/brant-wuwa-brant-wuwa-wuwa-brant-wuthering-gif-16399837316797672099

[peak knoll]

600 cubes to 200 and still no Queen, wtf

400/400

[trail raft]

i opened the game just because of musashi secret
I do no care about anything else

[peak knoll]

what is going on

[weak parrot]

i did a 10 pull

only got amity

which i already have

[graceful cape]

is this the first time we got 8 new ships in 1 patch?

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-tails-knuckles-freaky-gif-12830799583270855342

[mortal hill]

8 new ship? those are all old

[lapis blade]

Yes.... yessss YEsssssss

[mortal hill]

we only got 5 new ship

[graceful cape]

sorry took a long break earlier this year

[weak parrot]

lol, my 11th pull is fancy

[violet panther]

good luck Tentaclings

[graceful cape]

guessing left banner is new and right banner is old?

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/inanis-hololive-english-myth-tentacles-tentacle-gif-27654653

[agile silo]

Bruh

[lament palm]

She's so dumb, I love her

[agile silo]

James, Lyme, and Queen Anne

[blissful oxide]

woah woah woah 400 cubes

[weak parrot]

fuck, i have no more drills

[peak knoll]

no joke, super weird

still nothing

[blissful oxide]

I have no coin left to pull

bruh

[weak parrot]

i have the coins, i have the cubes, i but i don't have the drills

[blissful oxide]

chat getting bankrupt after iris events

[gusty fern]

Lmao i didnt get the SRs either

got pearl tho

[blissful oxide]

got lyme

[weak parrot]

i got none of the new girls

i got two of the old girls

[tender rune]

same I needed 240 pulls for Queen Anne, I got 3 Pearl in the process and she is 0.5% XD

[blissful oxide]

anyways I'm going to sleep now see ya

[gusty fern]

ganj dropped instead

[desert ibex]

hi so does anyone knows how can i download azurlane on my pc

[gusty fern]

fuck i go back to programming bye

[visual cedar]

atleast nobody is nude

[peak knoll]

I can limit break like, 3 entire Lymes

[clever gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-don't-invincible-omni-man-jk-simmons-that's-the-neat-thing-gif-4390372980992221432

[desert ibex]

go cook denji

[runic abyss]

yo what happened to even-faq

[desert ibex]

go to ur room mark

[desert ibex]

11/9

i mean

9/11

[gusty fern]

who denji?

denji from chainsaw?

[desert ibex]

ye

[neat zodiac]

Am I the only one getting nothing but old tempesta ships on the new tempesta ship banner?

[carmine island]

Me with somehow spammed by Amity

OVER AND OVER

[desert ibex]

so no one knows how can i download the game on my pc

[bold kayak]

how lewd is pearl’s l2d+?

[neat zodiac]

Use Bluestacks.

[carmine island]

Like

I get 2 Amity, with this rate

[desert ibex]

it takes all my space

[amber garden]

are new ships any good?

[stark fox]

They hot.

[carmine island]

Queen Anne's is a faction buffer

[weak parrot]

lmao, it doesn't matter if they're "good"

[lyric rock]

Bluestacks

[weak parrot]

it only matters if you like them

[neat zodiac]

Then buy a hard-drive or a tablet. There's no PC client. Besides, if you can't fit bluestacks, you can't fit azur lane.

[lyric rock]

Ngl how do you not have space for bluestacks 😭

[stark fox]

Or just get bigger phone

[carmine island]

You still can use Mumu

[desert ibex]

i have 100 gb free but it really ahhh

[weak parrot]

because all the space is taken up by hentai pictures

[tight roost]

i'm saving cubes for collab...

[desert ibex]

i have alrradu

ahjj7

my keybord

fosjo

ssiws

[lyric rock]

And hentai visual novel games

[weak parrot]

skill issue

[desert ibex]

why cant i type normally

[neat zodiac]

If you're down to 100Gb you need a bigger drive regardless.

[devout bough]

Wtf took me 200 cubes

[desert ibex]

mine is 1tb

[devout bough]

Fucking streak of bad luck not ending i see

[weak parrot]

how the fuck do you guys have so many quick builders

[devout bough]

????

[bold kayak]

anyone already tried pearl’s skin ?

[desert ibex]

frrrrrrrrrrr😭

[clever gazelle]

Why not go get a new tablet

[tight roost]

man's speaking alien

[devout bough]

I'm super fucking annoyed. Back down to 365 cubes

Wtf

[neat zodiac]

yeah, and 90% is full. That means you're going to run into problems. Never use more than 90% of a drive.

[graceful cape]

im tired boss

[weak parrot]

how the hell do you have so many drills

[devout bough]

Play the game

[desert ibex]

i dont have time to talk to ya

yall

but ill add u all for later

[remote kiln]

40 cubes no ssr

[carmine island]

What the.....

[stark fox]

From my oathed Purin.
She gifts them to me

[weak parrot]

the game doesn't give you drills

[desert ibex]

does anyone mind ?

[carmine island]

SASUGA

[teal girder]

pulled the 0.5% but not the purple

RNG pls

[neat zodiac]

Sorry, I don't do friends outside of people I know face-to-face, or who are guildmates in MMOs

[teal girder]

Cola

[haughty verge]

1 star UR

[neat zodiac]

The hell did you break!?

[devout bough]

I burned throufh a hundred cubes before i got my first new ship

[lapis blade]

Huh

[haughty verge]

i just logged in

[devout bough]

Had to double check if i was building on the right banner

Got Amity and Ganj, and constantly got Portsmouth Adventure

[remote kiln]

yeah i figured i'll just stop lmao

[devout bough]

What's the point

[remote kiln]

game doesnt want me to collect

[weak parrot]

i just need quick finishers man

[stark fox]

@haughty verge trophy rule is active

[graceful cape]

i had 240

[weak parrot]

how the fuck do you get quick finishers

[rose spire]

Ummmm who randomly put enterprise as my flagship and not Bismarck I don’t remember changing it…

[worthy pagoda]

Commissions

[tiny kraken]

tent

[gusty fern]

i got nothing but james and pearl constantly atleast gimme a fucking SR which isnt free

[haughty verge]

i know, its not an actual ur tho haha

[weak parrot]

game, your commander's out of date!

[rose spire]

Lowkey fun

[haughty verge]

my bad

[stark fox]

Still breaks the rules

[neat zodiac]

I think devs owe me some cubes and a patch.

[gusty fern]

commander your game is out of date

[bold kayak]

anyone tried her l2d+?

[gusty fern]

[stark fox]

I don’t make em, I enforce em

[weak parrot]

stop being a gooner

[rose spire]

Yk what server you said that in

[weak parrot]

yes, but it helps to attack people who only want that stupid gooner skin

[rose spire]

I haven’t paid attention to it

[bold kayak]

nahh the only moment ill stop is when I stopped playing azur lane

[gusty fern]

Pin what's coming in november

[weak parrot]

pin is coming in november

[carmine island]

Only happen if you're not playing AL

And move to SS

[stark fox]

Spooky Rice Shower

[gusty fern]

Aight

[weak parrot]

time to do my dailies

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/ハッピーハロウィン-happy-halloween-jack-o-lantern-trick-or-treat-ライスシャワー-gif-5502270406643226349

[steep barn]

is pearl good? (ik new update but maybe someone knows her already from JP server)

[weak parrot]

because quick finishers will never come

[stark fox]

https://tenor.com/view/rice-shower-gif-23269582

[weak parrot]

stop asking if ships are "good"

[gusty fern]

Kyaaaaa!

[weak parrot]

they all suck if you don't use them properly

[steep barn]

ok

[vernal palm]

kinda sad the rerun shop is gone

didnt have time to spend the event money

[weak parrot]

just...get them if you like them or not

[gusty fern]

reminds me of the new vampire loli anime

[weak parrot]

don't be a meta chaser

[steep barn]

is pearl fine?

[mossy eagle]

what was that manju

[weak parrot]

if you like her

get her

[mossy eagle]

freaky ass loading screen

[weak parrot]

the loading screen is hardly freaky

[mossy eagle]

oh no slowmode

[modest roost]

are you guys fr with that queens anne skin...

[stark fox]

@carmine island

[weak parrot]

it's tamer than the collab one

[steep barn]

i just need someone who deals enough dmg so i dont get stuck idc abt the ship

[silent lagoon]

I just logged in...

[weak parrot]

that's for #gameplay-help

[steep barn]

call me meta chaser if u want to

[steep barn]

ty

[weak parrot]

they'll probably get you better advice

[mossy eagle]

3/4 naked
starfish bra

[weak parrot]

you probably have some ship that already does i t

[weak parrot]

better than the last one

the collab one was worse

[weary trellis]

at least it isn't

[lament palm]

No one's calling you meta chaser silly

[carmine island]

Ah yes, make it R13

[lament palm]

They'd call you meta whore

[bold kayak]

meta slave

[carmine island]

What if my meta is my waifu though?

[stark fox]

Ah yes, we are having the “this game is only horny” convo again

[steep barn]

fine by me at the end of the day i only want German and Japanese ships (but for now im fine by anything that deals meta dmg) xD

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/metapod-pokemon-cute-anime-gif-17250357

[lament palm]

I think you were doing better when your only thing was liking meta

[marsh steppe]

taihou is 🚮

[lament palm]

The German japanese combo is kinda sus

[lament palm]

At least there's no Italian

[carmine island]

Don't care, L + ratio + ragebait

[amber garden]

btw who is this

[marsh steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/seed-sr-seed-jr-seed-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-gif-4790501053973953587

[gusty fern]

since error 404 she's been taking the mvps when farming 12-1 wtf

[marsh steppe]

looks like kirov

[fervent nymph]

why did the chubby pirate get rate up too

[bold kayak]

thats kirov meta ithink

[weary trellis]

buy her first

[amber garden]

aight thx

[mossy eagle]

lust—

[marsh steppe]

bodyshaming?

[bold kayak]

damn. I wanna see how lewd is pearls l2d+ skin…

[rose spire]

TIME TO GO BERSERK

[weak parrot]

champagne but cute

[fervent nymph]

only shame is she popped up 7 times instead of royal james

[stark fox]

I see you are one of those foot fetish people

[weak parrot]

i don't even know who that is

but if she's feet skin than ew

[rose spire]

I’ll get every ship this time trust me

[earnest condor]

This event is horrible

[lament palm]

Because there's no implacable?

[earnest condor]

No

I got LYME FOUR TIMES

[weak parrot]

i always forget i have implacable in my dock

[gusty fern]

this sucks already took more than 100+ cubes

[rose spire]

I’ve collected multiple of them already I’m fine

[earnest condor]

and she is the one rate up ship I don’t fucking want

[stark fox]

Behold

[sage basin]

Lmfao 190 pulls. SOMEHOW GOT THE 0.5 TWICE. THANKS LYME.

[subtle patrol]

are the servers still down for avrora?

[lament palm]

When Lyfe gives you Lymes, you have to make Lymonade

[earnest condor]

No

[subtle patrol]

my game's not loading im a little confused

[steep barn]

why

[weak parrot]

you know the whole wwii axis thing

[steep barn]

oh i see

[lament palm]

[steep barn]

Nah dont get me wrong abt this one

[mossy eagle]

...

[merry robin]

I got 14 cubes. Who should i pull?

[earnest condor]

I have done like more than 110 damn pulls

And only gotten four limes

[weak parrot]

I NEED QUICK FINISHERS

[merry robin]

[earnest condor]

Of any of the new ships

[mossy eagle]

did i just miss the chance to get guichen and frame lol

[weak parrot]

what the fuck man

[earnest condor]

I was at like 242

[steep barn]

i like german ships and im from germany thats all xD and i play azur lane that should explain the japanese part

[earnest condor]

I just want royal James and QAR

[rose spire]

Go for event

[sage basin]

WELP IM OUT 380 CUBES

[weak parrot]

azur lane is a chinese game though

but i digress

[carmine island]

You still have 8 thousand......

[sage basin]

I HAD 9

[weak parrot]

i have 58 cubes, and no quick finishers left

[rose spire]

You mind sliding me 1 cube? Just 1?

[earnest condor]

Give me cubes

[sage basin]

Wait wrong screenshot

[weak parrot]

that is bullshit

[steep barn]

i mean its an anime art style and they got a Collab with Danmachi xD

[sage basin]

I HAD 9 BEFORE I STARTED ROLLING AHHHH

[weak parrot]

i mean it doesn't make it japanese, but yeah

[carmine island]

GIB Cube

[steep barn]

yeah but u get it

[sage basin]

It doesn't make it Japanese.

[graceful cape]

the fact i got almost all ships multiple times but i dont have a single royal james is baffling

[stark fox]

Lmao, first pull and got Pearl

[steep barn]

🦜

[carmine island]

Me with 5 Royal James:

Take mine

[mossy eagle]

lol i missed this

[graceful cape]

gladly

[weak parrot]

honestly, i wouldn't worry about pulling pearl, you can buy her

[earnest condor]

Would posting an image of 4 limes in my dock after being pulled break trophy rule

[graceful cape]

the fact i got both 8k ships as well

[sage basin]

I got too many Amitys and scrapped them

[graceful cape]

i hope UR isnt coming soon

[earnest condor]

Oh I also got 3 damn portmouths and a ganji while pulling

[sage basin]

nah not till december

[earnest condor]

December

[sage basin]

Collab next month tho

[severe lion]

Is Lyme base skin banned on account of the mega minge cameltoe

[sage basin]

I like how anytime I get a new character, it's like "Please download assets."

[severe lion]

Unzen coming next

[sage basin]

And I sit there like "Oh. A hit."

[graceful cape]

already got her thankfully

[severe lion]

Read story first then this wont happen

[earnest condor]

Ugh

[rose spire]

Can someone check on her she’s upside down and you shouldn’t be upside down for too long

[sage basin]

Too hard. No.

[graceful cape]

so is the new UR december or is that a rerun

[sage basin]

Character art, yes

Portrait, no.

[signal delta]

I need 150 pull for the dang elite

[rose spire]

She also looks insane I don’t trust her

[signal delta]

I even get pearl before that boat

[earnest condor]

Wish I could exchange lymes for a QAR and royal james

[stable plank]

are we in?

[devout bough]

Yeah this event banner is gimped for some reason. Took me 200 cubes for the new girls

[earnest condor]

Ive used 220 damn cubes for nothing but 4 lymes

[stable plank]

[signal delta]

I get 4 QAR

[weak parrot]

okay i got lime on my 40th pull

[earnest condor]

Give me one

Please

[signal delta]

[signal delta]

If I could

[rose spire]

It’s 2:53am and I got to wake up in 4 hours hmmmmmm

[tired crown]

[devout bough]

Got Royal James on ~100th cube

[graceful cape]

So is the december UR just unzen or we getting a new one as well

[tired crown]

Go eep to sleep on the eep

[weary trellis]

I got the Matcha Tako skin

[tired crown]

[earnest condor]

Lyme is the one goddamn rate up ship I didn’t damn want

[signal delta]

Make it 5, because I get another ne

[rose spire]

20 cubes but 2025 gems is oddly weird

[devout bough]

Got Pearl, Lyme, and QAR from 160th cube to 200th cube. With QAR just over 200th cubes

[rose spire]

Sleep…sounds good tho

[signal delta]

No James yet?

[sage basin]

I like how it took me 60 cubes on my CN account

And then fucking 380 cubes on my EN account lmfao

[devout bough]

Got James on ~100th cube

[signal delta]

[devout bough]

Event banner is crazy

[signal delta]

Eyy,cheers seems all of us is not lucky today

[weak parrot]

also, it's the first hour

so calm down

[devout bough]

Spooky ghost taking all my pulls

[weary trellis]

I pulled 10 ships.
2 matcha Tako, 1 red tea

[signal delta]

I'm not gonna calm down till my CR become 100% again

[sage basin]

What 30 rolls vs 190 looks like lmfao

Oh well, ANOTHER SHIMAKAZE DUPE FOR THE COLLECTION

[devout bough]

I almost got enouugh for another Kronk to MLB her LOL

[signal delta]

Why bro show a trophy?

Wait,is that count to trophy or not?

[weak parrot]

doro is the trophy

[shut crane]

I did 1 batch, got pearl

and somehow got katsuragi too

[devout bough]

Nice, best girl

[weak parrot]

guys, don't worry about pulling pearl, she can be bought

[signal delta]

IM BACK TO THIS NUKBER AGAIN DAMN YOU JAMES

[tired crown]

[devout bough]

I only have 365 cubes remaining

[tired crown]

I only have 200 cubes

[signal delta]

I almost reach 3.9k

[devout bough]

When is DAL collab so i can save up cubes

[signal delta]

After this probably

[rose spire]

James is an elite and you guys still haven’t gotten her? are we sure the rates aren’t broken rn

[signal delta]

Or with one dead week

[earnest condor]

i just want QAR and royal james

[devout bough]

Nice

[ionic gorge]

Should be in November

[devout bough]

Good LOL

[signal delta]

I get her but at my 150 pull

[weak parrot]

i think the problem is that event gachas aren't really event gachas

[sage basin]

Before and after lmao

[rose spire]

That’s like not right it feels like

[weak parrot]

they're just normal gachas with enhanced rates

which is pretty bad

[devout bough]

Damn almost 300

[weak parrot]

event gachas should be event gachas

[devout bough]

Yeah today's luck is off

[weak parrot]

only with event ones

[signal delta]

Not really,but I need to use 500 cubes for a Collab ship a year or two ago

[signal delta]

But it is ass rate

[devout bough]

Last year i needed 400+ cubes for Tempesta event

More than UR pity

[rose spire]

That sucks dam

[glossy arch]

Wasted 40 cubes thinking I needed to pull 2 elites. Bright side I got the extra Portsmouth Adventure's I wanted. 140 cubes in total and even got the new 0.5

[ionic gorge]

Took me 60 cubes to get 1 of each QAR, Royal, and Lyme

[sage basin]

Imagine it's 2025

Gacha game still has no pity.

[weak parrot]

i got lucky in the last tempesta event

[lavish oracle]

progressives want to support marginalized groups but still dont represent one major minority group 😔

[signal delta]

For her

[rose spire]

Do you got shimakaze?

[lavish oracle]

left-handed people

[placid gulch]

-w-

[signal delta]

Batman

[sage basin]

I need more Shimas

[lavish oracle]

[devout bough]

Pearl is so cute though

[signal delta]

Apri

[placid gulch]

I forgot to charge my phone last night so when I woke up it was at 25% battery so now I have to wait til it charges

[devout bough]

Also wdym you're literally a boat

[signal delta]

Did you do your Gacha yet?

[placid gulch]

hi smol

[signal delta]

Well,that just sad

[placid gulch]

[rose spire]

2600 power with the augment as the only gear is insane

[devout bough]

OMG PEARL IS SO CUTE

[rose spire]

Yes you do

[placid gulch]

it's at 82% now

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

hi hi

NUT

CLOTHING

[placid gulch]

Aisu

[weak parrot]

man, i got the forbidden slurp skin from lucky bag

[stark fox]

End of pulls

[surreal lagoon]

hmmph

[signal delta]

[surreal lagoon]

me no ice cream

[novel bobcat]

oh no stranded all alone with Pearl... Whatever shall we do....

[devout bough]

How many did it take, spill it pin

[lapis blade]

saved

[devout bough]

[keen folio]

mayor of batman femboy

[tired crown]

[stark fox]

Looks to have been. 89

[surreal lagoon]

clothing used his soul to get pirate

[weak parrot]

welp, i got pearl

[devout bough]

Lucky bastard. Congrats

[stark fox]

Most of it went towards Lyle

[novel bobcat]

[stark fox]

Got basically everyone else in 20

[devout bough]

Man.

[rose spire]

We all for Musashi?

[rose spire]

Do you use her in main fleet?

[devout bough]

I kinda want to take Fancy's

[weak parrot]

i got albion

[stark fox]

When’s my Nurn Secret?

[sage basin]

Ya

[devout bough]

After my Richie secret

[signal delta]

Isn't there already secret?

[devout bough]

Omg fake nurn fan

[signal delta]

[novel bobcat]

...really, i pull on the new event banner and i get....a tempesta from previous year

game please

[devout bough]

My head probably a bit off right now it's 1 pm

Still have to clock in at 9 tomorrow

[stark fox]

Anyone else having issues actually getting into the server?

[devout bough]

Nope, i just got kicked out to update though

[novel bobcat]

my builds are ass today

[gentle cargo]

Did ya guys knew...... she killed it?

[weak parrot]

i got royal james

[novel bobcat]

....100 pulls in, 1 ship

[glossy arch]

Still got 7213 cubes left. If I wasn't dumb and realized there was only new elite I needed I would have 40 more cubes

[devout bough]

Same

[signal delta]

I never really check the secret shop

[sage basin]

Damn you're catching up to me.

[surreal lagoon]

will listen to mommy

[novel bobcat]

...can this new banner stop giving me fancy

[surreal lagoon]

fancy is good

[glossy arch]

1 day Rime, 1 day

[devout bough]

Time to buy 8 secrets

[signal delta]

[sage basin]

The what shop lmfao

[novel bobcat]

queen anne pls....

[signal delta]

I think the only Secret I use it for NJ secret

[stark fox]

Not in game AFAIK

[sage basin]

WELL MAYBE IF I WASNT BEING DRAINED ON NON-UR PITYLESS EVENTS

[weak parrot]

now, all i need is Queen Anne's Revenge

[stark fox]

And if there was and NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT IT I WILL BE VERY ANGRY

[sage basin]

I should just buy all of them

Since it's there

[signal delta]

If I don't use any ,It would be the same number

[weak parrot]

my only problem is no more coins

and 4 cubes

[shut crane]

we're killin

[devout bough]

Nice French boat

[novel bobcat]

...360 cubes

[shut crane]

hon hon hon

[novel bobcat]

finally got the last one

jezus fucking christ

[sage basin]

20 less than me.

[dusky oriole]

dang I need more coin -_-

[novel bobcat]

we sure that queen anne is rate up

[vital basalt]

any guide for lyme skins interaction?

[novel bobcat]

i feel scammed

[devout bough]

I only have 330k coins left

[rose spire]

Does she like killing?

[slender violet]

hello chat.

[stark fox]

Pretty sure

[surreal lagoon]

hmm new

[glossy arch]

They should just add a selectable pity. Maybe 200 for an elite or 400 for UR. You have to choose what your current pulls go towards, not both at once

[sage basin]

Bro are you sure Lyme was rate up at all and not Pearl?

[signal delta]

Anyway,I buy 3 secret

Sushi,Helena ,and Yorky

[surreal lagoon]

how much is each secret

6 right

[shut crane]

oh lol, I got THE low chance one

[sage basin]

What even is 0.5% non rate up even mean

[devout bough]

I got like 1 each of the new girls and like 20 portsmouth adventure and 2 each of amity and ganj

[signal delta]

3

[surreal lagoon]

it means u become poor

[vital basalt]

pearl can be exchanged right?

[devout bough]

Honestly quite incredible

[sage basin]

Ya

I was missing Lyme

What do I get

[sage basin]

2 pearls

Lol

[sage basin]

Not yours

[novel bobcat]

i got 3 fancies and 3 lymes before 1 queen anne

[signal delta]

Missing the one from the milestone,need to play for few hours to get her probably

[novel bobcat]

now time to grind coins because holy fuck has this drained my coins

[sage basin]

I think I'm at like 5800 points for just cfull clearing T1 - T6 + SP

[granite flame]

So it turns out a full tempesta fleet can play the event

[rose spire]

I swear these chats are only active once you start the game for the first time and never talk again

[granite flame]

I'm so happy

[gusty fern]

there is no nurn secrets you can just check the wiki lol

[weak parrot]

i don't get dupes

i only get one of each

[devout bough]

Yeah, kinda sad

Want more Iris chats

[signal delta]

They should use generative chat

[rose spire]

Iron blood chats please

[nocturne sand]

What do i pull on guys

[devout bough]

[shut crane]

oh yeah, limited time secrets

[sage basin]

Time to ask it to break the game

[stark fox]

Where is my Nurn baking secret

[devout bough]

That's a mess

[stark fox]

[signal delta]

And then we would get people doing prohibited thing with those chat

[signal delta]

[granite flame]

I see that Alsace horse

[devout bough]

If that happens i'll try to set up an o... with the Iris girls

[gusty fern]

Didnt knew she bakes

[sage basin]

You just have to be really specific in what you say

And then it breaks the code

[signal delta]

An O?

[gusty fern]

[weak parrot]

"didn't knew"

please

[stark fox]

How about you guys not be weirdos that decide you have to have your own secret chats and get over your echo chambers

[weak parrot]

it's didn't know

[lament palm]

Yes, she is Russian

[signal delta]

Me asking chatgpt 5 to write code for a working chatgpt 6

[rose spire]

Woah woah I’d never do anything weird right?

[stable plank]

bristol lamp chat

[stark fox]

[weak parrot]

at least chatgpt can use correct grammar

[rose spire]

Trust me…

[novel bobcat]

no she's cowsian

[gusty fern]

I'm john cow i've never seen her in my whole life stop lying

[signal delta]

Helena should buy a earbuds with a better mic

[devout bough]

Open Sky Treaty

[novel bobcat]

helena should sink herself, useless heap of scrap

[signal delta]

[novel bobcat]

fails to proc 99% of the time

[signal delta]

[timid ermine]

walk, don't run!

[south laurel]

Which skins are up for free trial??

Member of the country named cow

[devout bough]

Annie, Pearl, Kronl

[south laurel]

damn such a shame I don't have kronk right now 😭😭😭

[gusty fern]

wow what a present let's open it

[south laurel]

not even close to fucking 400 pulls 😭

[mossy eagle]

new dorm

[south laurel]

where only cows are born

[mossy eagle]

basically no bath, no chair, no bed

tf

[south laurel]

even if humans are born

[agile silo]

Queen Anne's tits are non-existent

[south laurel]

They have cow like traits

[devout bough]

????

[south laurel]

take it back. RIGHT NOW.

[devout bough]

Anne's like a balloon

[shut crane]

so many limited time secrets, so little tickets

[sage basin]

Me asking ChatGPT to generate Triple H using ChatGPT to generate an episode of RAW.

[south laurel]

LMFAOOOOOO YOU CAUGHT UP TO THE NEWS TOO????

[south laurel]

Those fucking ai wwe videos are better than WWE right now

[signal delta]

What Triple H do?

[plucky magnet]

for the first time in a gacha game I am FULLY prepared for a character banner
and my main problem now is that I don't have money

[south laurel]

he ruined the company and appeal of wwe

[sage basin]

Nah

[south laurel]

in this current year

[sage basin]

He sold out to the Saudis

[devout bough]

My problem is i don't have money too but irl

[sage basin]

Who ruined the product

[signal delta]

Isn't that because the WWE owner tho?

[plucky magnet]

I have like 506 cubes

[signal delta]

Wait is WWE owned by him?

[plucky magnet]

but 0 money

[sage basin]

Ya

[south laurel]

isn't that for saudi only ppvs

[vital basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/illidan-wow-legion-gif-5143353

[sage basin]

SAUDIMANIA

[plucky magnet]

[south laurel]

Not by him but he's the head of wwe creative

[plucky magnet]

I DON'T WANT TO FARM 12-1

I DON'T WANNA SEE MY GIRLS GET SAD FROM FARMING

[novel bobcat]

man's deadgripping that garden hose

[devout bough]

Farm 12-4 then

[south laurel]

2027!!!!

Also saudi rumble in 2026!!!

[plucky magnet]

still same problem i dont wanna lose their morale atm for the event

currently grinding the event

i dont want to make my girls sad

[south laurel]

You mean coin?

[plucky magnet]

[plucky magnet]

yes

[sage basin]

Ugh back to 10h farms

[south laurel]

Mail storage?

[devout bough]

This event gonna have pretty bad gold economy looks like

[plucky magnet]

depleted

[south laurel]

FUCK

[plucky magnet]

meanwhile my oil storage is 90k

[south laurel]

godmadafaking damn

[devout bough]

Make several fleets, rotate them and start burning oil

I would if i desparately need gold

[south laurel]

Do 3x rewards too

[shut crane]

yay, got qar

[devout bough]

Have like 300k oil in storage

[south laurel]

I mean high logistics plan

[sage basin]

My favorite part was when Logan Paul said "I am the table" in a press interview.

[south laurel]

You got 9k+ cubes bro you are richer than musk

[south laurel]

LMFAOOOO

[meager marsh]

wh

[plucky magnet]

already did

[meager marsh]

why..

[south laurel]

I lost it at the I am the table part

[sage basin]

cuts to Botchamania clips of tables not breaking

[south laurel]

because I know rhat inside joke

[sage basin]

I AM THE TABLE

[devout bough]

SP is level 105

[agile silo]

@blissful oxide Musashi Secret was fcking worth it

[devout bough]

Quite a low level event

[shut crane]

still haven't built a single elite ship this event

[agile silo]

Yet i still side with Huni

[vital basalt]

yeah, the elite is actually the "super rare"

[plucky magnet]

I miss the sauna

[south laurel]

qar thunder is temporary but huni is eternal

[plucky magnet]

I have two of Stede Bonnet's girl

[meager marsh]

“I’m not in table. I AM the table.”

[sage basin]

He was cutting a promo and went like
"I know Roman is the head of the table but I am the table."

[south laurel]

where did it happen

[devout bough]

Qar thduenrr deep strike event is pretty fun

[sage basin]

Can't remember lol

[south laurel]

damn xd

[meager marsh]

Is he dumb. Actually I think it’s an obvious answer

how does one be a table

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-5727361848313473027

[sage basin]

https://youtu.be/TngEQbm3m_c

[south laurel]

So it's 2022

[meager marsh]

awesome

[south laurel]

Because that's the only time logan paul vs roman happened

[sage basin]

No wait I found a funnier clip

[meager marsh]

Did he think this was cool or

[sage basin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/511ak0UO5zY

[south laurel]

Scripted

[sage basin]

That fucking regret lol

[meager marsh]

[south laurel]

That was HHH scripting in its alpha state

[sage basin]

Man 29 stages of story.

Can't skip fast enough

No cube rewards for reading the story either smh

[south laurel]

Not ur event so expected

[wispy cipher]

wait what?

[spiral aurora]

Hawt

[meager marsh]

The three gems is making me sad

[slender haven]

I'm probably too old for the game's target audience, but I still remember how excited I was to see Ittorio's skin in the rain or La Marseillaise's skin in the gym. I also fell head over heels in love with the Poltava and Soviet Union skins. They were beautiful and suited the characters, making them more special... But what I see now is becoming absurd. New skins are being released almost one after another, hypersexualizing them for no reason, and only rare gems (the Blucher and Gascon skins) could seem like a ray of hope, but the rest was total horror: skins with mesh that made breasts look like sausages in strings, dressing characters with serious and sullen personalities in things they would logically never wear, things that humiliate them rather than show off their beauty. The peak of absurdity for me was the Soviet Union and Kronstadt skins. What is this? Honestly, explain to me what these prostitute outfits are? Are we still playing the same old Azure Lane game that creates characters based on ships? Where are the references to history? Where are the new designs? It's the same everywhere, but the skins are becoming more and more revealing, and the Duguay-Trouin skin clearly indicates that they'll soon be selling new characters naked. Is this what we need? I'm tired of watching this cycle of debauchery. I want to go back to 2022, when everything was still good. If the developers don't curb this eternal lust, the game will go downhill. I love this project, I love the gameplay, I love learning history by meeting new characters, but I don't want to see the game become the same mediocrity that can only surprise with the new perversions the authors have. We need to help the project, and to do that, we need to tell the authors that they're going in the wrong direction. Please tell me honestly what you don't like and be honest with yourself, this game is stagnating and if we don't push it, it will remain stagnant.

[pastel oracle]

What the fuck

[slender haven]

I wanted to talk about something that was bothering me

[mortal hill]

short answer: CN

Long answer: Let's go rile up the fanbase across server

do more action than only words

[placid gulch]

my phone is charging so slowwwwww tf

I need to change my cable

[mortal hill]

ello apri rip

[placid gulch]

hi RB

[agile silo]

ALO wiki was fucked the next day

[mortal hill]

I just dont trust on those people who goes reminiscing of the past only not to take action

[slender haven]

What is CN?

[mortal hill]

if they really have the balls to do paragraph, then they should also take action by making it real and getting people agreed

[agile silo]

Ive been praying shit not to violate Huni on upcoming skins

[spiral aurora]

Cartoon Network

[slender haven]

Okay

[novel bobcat]

so when are getting an auto-clear mode for these sorts of events, my ships are lvl125 and i have to manually clear lvl20 mobs on these event maps

[placid gulch]

I'll let as many fansa skins as are needed sell in order to get Montcalm and Georgues Leygues

this game needs to live til then

Infu ohayo

[pastel oracle]

[agile silo]

I feel like the AL revenue was spent on Stella Sora

or Promilia

[gentle cargo]

OK.... whats with Anns revenge and Killing it..... like huuuh? she never did anything besides Sinking herself by getting grounded after 1 year

[abstract cipher]

Held off for a few years before I bought the skin, it's so worth it

[urban raven]

generational debt

[urban raven]

yo mind making a small coin donation 🙏 🙏

[abstract cipher]

Farm 13-4 ong

[urban raven]

isnt 12-4 better for coins per oil

and also just a lot easier too

[placid gulch]

yea

[shut crane]

man, at least use paragraphs

[mortal hill]

The more I see lewd complain the more I felt annoyed with how less action taken by those people and only yap.

[shut crane]

wall of text much

[placid gulch]

12-4 is better bc you can just leave it there and the coins will get themselves

[urban raven]

my fault

[abstract cipher]

True as well

[urban raven]

also is there no hard mode for these event stages

[mortal hill]

If you are so caring about your own game, you should do what you must do by bringing other people rather than speaking for yourself

[urban raven]

am i rly stuck grinding out lvl 20 enemies 💔

[placid gulch]

don't think so

you just do the highest stage

[urban raven]

time to bring out the greys

[placid gulch]

tho I do think there's a HT

[weak parrot]

King Elizabeth's Seduction

[urban raven]

do yall spell grey with an E or an A

[weak parrot]

grey

[placid gulch]

isn't there a HT? I legit dunno my phone ain't ready yet

[weak parrot]

it looks nicer

[urban raven]

what im sayin

[shut crane]

I use whichever I fancy more that day

[weak parrot]

what if QE was an attractive pirate ship

[urban raven]

what's qe

quantum electrodynamics?

[spiral aurora]

Quicktime Events

[agile silo]

so #game-feedback is not directly going to Manjuu? great...

[weak parrot]

queen elizabeth

[urban raven]

right

silly me

[weak parrot]

the potato cock

[urban raven]

isnt the queen in game a kid

for wtv reason

they shouldve made her a gilf

[weak parrot]

she's a fucking potato

[urban raven]

pay some respects to the late queen yknow