al-general

[vague shale]

Bet I'm right that Azur lane will someday have micro bikini skin

We have lewder ones

[urban raven]

what r bidders

[dapper iron]

BiS torpedoes for the majority of submarines if you dont want too much investment into submarines

[urban raven]

what r micro bikinis, like those bikinis that r literally just a thin strap?

[dapper iron]

Otherwise youre doing G7E aucostics or rainbow Kais

[outer verge]

bikini but you cover less than normal one

like only nipple basically

[weak parrot]

There already are microbikini skins

did we completely forget about default albacore

[urban raven]

isnt albacore a child

[weak parrot]

she's a submarine

[lapis blade]

Teenage

[urban raven]

https://tenor.com/view/firecracker-cough-homelander-disgust-bass-gif-3992230818649306986

[dapper iron]

Im glad we have bigger submarines now

[lapis blade]

I404

[urban raven]

yeah im not a teenager anymore so that’s still not okay for me 😭😭

[weak parrot]

I-404 is the largest submarine in AL

[dapper iron]

Getting i404 to 200 affinity was actual hell

[weak parrot]

the second largest is Surcouf

[urban raven]

do you only get promise rings during anniversary events

for free that is

[dapper iron]

We also got U552 recently

[urban raven]

bc im not spending gems on rings

[sinful vapor]

meh I tried

[dapper iron]

And let's not forget the perfection that is Maggiore

[vague shale]

Close but yours is way too skimpy

[gloomy wigeon]

That moment when you have every ship on a banner but one purple who just won't come home.

[weak parrot]

bache meta

[sinful vapor]

@wanton pelican I am just missing the Rocket Firework Shell skin

I tried

[weak parrot]

i have every single french event ship

[urban raven]

yeah i also got all of em this banner

[gloomy wigeon]

I've pulled multiple golds at this point, I just need Suffren.

[weak parrot]

i got 3 suffren

[dapper iron]

Suffren was my last missing baguette

[urban raven]

bro this banner is not worth spending cubes on 😭😭

[vague shale]

Eat your baguette

[hollow quarry]

i'm missing clem

[red sapphire]

I got all of them

[gloomy wigeon]

What else am I gonna spend these 1000+ cubes on?

[urban raven]

nvm

[red sapphire]

I want to get the guns and the gold boxes but not sure what else to get

[hollow quarry]

but, witches

[weak parrot]

butt witches

[dapper iron]

Idk how you guys save so many cubes

[red sapphire]

I got a question

[urban raven]

oops

[weak parrot]

i have 88 cubes saved for tempesta tomorrow

[urban raven]

bro 💔💔

[gloomy wigeon]

This is after I pulled 5 Hakuhou btw.

[weak parrot]

remember to lube your cubes

[urban raven]

divine punishment

[red sapphire]

Does the rolls I have used not be moved over to the next event

[weak parrot]

no lol

[urban raven]

wdym

[dapper iron]

Im at 98% collection and still cube starved

Where the fuck do you get cubes

[weak parrot]

the tickets don't roll over

[urban raven]

the cube store

oh the tickets

[weak parrot]

commissions

[urban raven]

bro the tickets literally say “expire in ___”

[sinful vapor]

99.6% and

[urban raven]

great heavens

[red sapphire]

I mean to say does the number of rolls I spent on get reset or do I keep the number since I’m getting to 400 rolls pretty quick

[sinful vapor]

oh wait, old pic

I am already at 4995

[urban raven]

yes it carries over

[red sapphire]

Throw me some cubes I could use some more

[vital basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-megatron-give-me-that-cube-boy-cube-give-me-the-cube-gif-18558185

[vague shale]

I still don't understand how cubes relate to botes lorewise in-game

[weak parrot]

some 18000 exp commissions will give you 5-8 cubes

[dapper iron]

I've barely been playing for 2.5 years, kinda speed ran myself out of cubes tbh

[weak parrot]

for waiting 10 hours

[dapper iron]

You create a Kansen using the cube data

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/combining-the-cube-henry-a-minecraft-movie-putting-the-cube-together-sebastian-hansen-gif-7460992090720771902

[dapper iron]

Or something

[weak parrot]

i save cubes during collabs

because fuck collabs

[urban raven]

im assuming ur referencing the UR exchange. it builds up when you pull on event banners that dont have a UR rate up

[sinful vapor]

small commissions with a chance of getting cubes helps a lot...the odds are kinda high .

[red sapphire]

Ahh

[sinful vapor]

I average like 3-5 cubes per day on commissions alone

[red sapphire]

That’s actually what I have been doing as well I just need more drills as well to speed up ships being built

[dapper iron]

Maybe this is where in failing, I just spam whatever comms are in order at the bottom

[vital basalt]

pull once per ship if want to save cubes

[sinful vapor]

light build once per day outside of events

or when you are done with the banner

during the event

[hollow quarry]

[red sapphire]

lol

[dapper iron]

It honestly would have helped if I didnt spend almost 600 cubes on the Ryza double banner

[hollow quarry]

bro shameless spoiler, not even in off topic lol

[hollow quarry]

i call worth

[dapper iron]

I wanted that booty skin

[tight roost]

istfg why is offtopic always dead as fuck

[dapper iron]

Then I forgot to buy it anyways

[sinful vapor]

I wish Uma Musume had something like this...I would pull more often. Team Trials rarely gives you carats and when it does.....it is pitiful.

[weak parrot]

When are we getting submarine battleships

[agile silo]

[weak parrot]

BBS

[dapper iron]

I was like the biggest Umamusume Stan in this server until I realized how pathetic the gacha actually is

[hollow quarry]

you go revive it then

[weak parrot]

I love uma

because I actually like the horses

[sinful vapor]

even though they up the carat amount from 40ish to 75 per day..each pull is 150 carat

[red sapphire]

I have a separate question if I get the 50 BP analysis things I only get one weapon

[sinful vapor]

so two days for a single pull

[red sapphire]

How about more oil because I can’t get enough of it

[dapper iron]

The price of carats+no bundles+accelerated schedule killed my desire to play

[hollow quarry]

yea one weapon

[sinful vapor]

AL is giving like 400-500 carats per day in terms of cubes

[dapper iron]

I have exactly enough carats to install in 2 months, get Tamamo, then uninstall again

[red sapphire]

So then how do I get more BP analysis things

So I could get multiple weapons

[tight roost]

what is the genshin equivalent of that?

[hollow quarry]

bluprint analysis button

[sinful vapor]

I close to having enough carats for Christmas Oguri and Tamamo Banner

[dapper iron]

Get old ships up to FS5 then use their extra blueprints to analyze

[red sapphire]

FS5?

[agile silo]

yet another expensive investment for Shimakaze

[hollow quarry]

or you can exchange the pr exp pack

[dapper iron]

Fate sim 5

[tight roost]

WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE BANNER HORSE WHENEVER I WISH???

[sinful vapor]

not sure, I have not played Genshin since late 2021...and I recall it was just as bad as Uma Musume

[red sapphire]

Can I get more

[tight roost]

I SWEAR UMA IS WORSE THAN GENSHIN IN TERMS OF GACHA SYSTEM

[dapper iron]

Did you pull that shit from boxes?

[agile silo]

Gearlab

[dapper iron]

Oh

[hollow quarry]

i think the seasonal pass have those, let me check

[sinful vapor]

cause it is accelerated

Global has the worst of it

[tight roost]

me when my game is in the worst gacha system contest and my game's opponents are Uma Musume,Genshin Impact or LaDS

[dapper iron]

610s dont seem worth building now that we have 533mm improved

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-is-finished-cooked-finished-dog-closing-eyes-dog-with-eyes-closed-gif-8933440936102921947

[sinful vapor]

of course Stella Sora took the title now

[hollow quarry]

yea there some in the pass

[sinful vapor]

the economy is damn bad....that the game is speedrunning to EoS

[dapper iron]

Lol is Stella Sora that bad?

[sinful vapor]

yup

[tight roost]

ladies and gentlemen...
we have a heir to Genshin's gacha system throne

[sinful vapor]

imagine paying 100 USD for just 30 pulls

[silver bear]

Sora dropped to 1.8 on reviews

[hollow quarry]

[tight roost]

never knew yostar went hoyoverse mode

[hollow quarry]

it was 2,5 yesterday

how can it get worse lol\

[dapper iron]

https://tenor.com/view/vanilla-nekopara-vanilla-cat-gif-vanilla-cat-vanilla-anime-gif-16835314

[tight roost]

...and i thought whenever a gacha game is developed by yostar,they're bound to be generous

[sinful vapor]

nah that is manjuu

[lapis blade]

Its 1.6 last night

[lapis blade]

Lil kaguh

[sinful vapor]

yostar is kind of heh

[dapper iron]

Idk I saw a post recently about Yostar, kind of eye opening how many companies cut piblishing ties with them

[sinful vapor]

as publisher

[dapper iron]

Shit like Arknights and Azur Lane are good gacha because of the devs, not Yostar

[sinful vapor]

I am glad manjuu has more control of their game with yongshi than with yostar

[tight roost]

Stella Sora vs. the Hoyo trio

[hollow quarry]

arknight could do a bit better on pull currentcy

[dapper iron]

Ice cream kaga

[grand lodge]

[tight roost]

who is worse in terms of gacha

[sinful vapor]

because they made sure publisher not to be involved too much

[tight roost]

wtf is that iris heart if she dyed her hair green???

[grand lodge]

Yeah😭💀

That is not MK48

[dapper iron]

Its not bad in the sense of the pity and events, their bundles are also great value. 25 bucks for 26 pulls each month

But ya 20 pulls a month, 30 with monthly is kind of meh

[tight roost]

deadass reskinned iris mommy and call it a day 💀

[hollow quarry]

pity is bloody 300 pull💀

[dapper iron]

Thats a spark

[hollow quarry]

yea

my bad

[tight roost]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[grand lodge]

Pretty much

[hollow quarry]

tho the pity rate only start increasing at 50 pull

[tight roost]

genshin deadass be crying seeing the stella sora's gacha system

[dapper iron]

Soft pity starts at 50 and by around 60 you have like, a 98% chance of getting a 6 star

Not to mention the guaranteed 5/6* within 10 pulls, thats how I get most ops lol

[hollow quarry]

it like 2% increase every pull after 50

so at 60 you got like 22% chance for 6 star

[sinful vapor]

[hollow quarry]

and if you get off banner you cry, really hard

[sinful vapor]

almost 5k

[hollow quarry]

sir can i have some spare cubes

[tight roost]

who has the least generous gacha system before stella sora came out?

[dapper iron]

Yea but with the math it works out to some stupid high chance by 60%

The average pulls statistically is 36 to get a 6*

[sinful vapor]

FGO and Global Uma Musume?

[hollow quarry]

i once spend 220 pulls and still miss a collab character in arknight

[tight roost]

Genshin?

[hollow quarry]

off rate is criminal

[sinful vapor]

Genshin is up there, but those two are very strong

[dapper iron]

I got Pot6 Kaltsit before i got 1 skadi alter, I know your pain

At least I think that was the banner, cant remember too well

And then I got Wisadel in 10 pulls and Mon3ter in 6

Gacha giveth and gacha taketh

[hollow quarry]

i dont have wis nor monst3r, reason due to that collab banner lol

atleast the angel sister really kind to me this banner

[dapper iron]

Lemuen?

I didn't try anything good, just like 3 Gracebearers

[hollow quarry]

yea i got both lemon and exialter from free pulls

rngesus give and take

[dapper iron]

I hate 6 stars getting 6 star alters so on principal I don't pull them

Besides free

[hollow quarry]

virgil

[dapper iron]

Like fucking 4 alters in a row being an alter of a 6*

A still meta 6 star BTW

[hollow quarry]

lol

i dont mind for skadi

she was ridiculously outdated

[dapper iron]

Skadi and Chen were ass. Thorns, Blaze, and Exusiai were old but still perfectly fine

W was also ass ig

[hollow quarry]

thorn still get use in any annihilation stuff

i think we veer off AL topic quite a bit lol

[dapper iron]

No one else is talking

[hollow quarry]

i now have less cog chip than array

i'm so cooked

[royal sigil]

Me focus isn't on banner, De Zeven Provincien caught my eyes first

[dapper iron]

D7P mentioned, must post glitch

[sinful vapor]

that is a very delicious cake

[weak parrot]

Zevy’s actions only work if skk and her were osananajimi

[hollow quarry]

hmm, how many skil book you have john?

[dapper iron]

I honestly thought you'd have way more

[hollow quarry]

same

[sinful vapor]

I have used some skill books as of late

[dapper iron]

I like this one better now

[weak parrot]

phantom hand

yall didn’t switch her lingerie to yellow though

shameful

[hollow quarry]

i thought that a feature

[solid whale]

I also like that shes missing a leg

[lapis blade]

Its about to touch skk's-

[weak parrot]

yeah it is a feature

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-yoshikage-kira-jjba-jjba-kira-blorbo-gif-27420055

Kira would be happy

[weak parrot]

It’s just a shame there aren’t more screenshots of the yellow lingerie

[sinful vapor]

but yea, that glitch is already a jojo reference

[dapper iron]

I prefer the no lingerie screenshots

[weak parrot]

[dapper iron]

[weak parrot]

Imagine having a hypersexual Dutch childhood friend

[dapper iron]

Wat

[weak parrot]

She’s also probably taller than you

[hollow quarry]

i never get colonize by the dutch so cant imagine

[dapper iron]

But I get the

[weak parrot]

[potent moss]

[sinful vapor]

just finished a stronghold before maint

[fathom tartan]

Why are the event stages so short

[agile silo]

Where pic of her with no panties

[lusty marsh]

maintenance tonight

[sinful vapor]

lane

[lusty marsh]

Hi john!

[potent moss]

I see the 484 FP stat at 200 affinity for the Queen Anne's Revenge.

No wonder on why these stats were getting a lot higher since the release for Mecklenburg.

||570 FP stat at 200 affinity, btw.||

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[hearty salmon]

Bold to assume I would ever want to leave such a beautiful woman

WAIT IS THAT A PILLOW IN BETWEEN HER THIGHS??

[sinful vapor]

no, it is a type of ball

[hearty salmon]

MANJUU TEASING SKULL CRUSHING THIGHs lFGG

[hearty salmon]

Milkers

[hearty salmon]

[sinful vapor]

I think the ball inbetween her thighs is called a Temari

[placid gulch]

oh maint is today right?

[sinful vapor]

yea

Apri

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-eating-oguri-cap-oguri-cap-kfc-oguri-cap-eating-kfc-gif-5868038783390224358

[placid gulch]

John

[solid whale]

Me but with beers

[placid gulch]

alright, time to maint prep then -w-

oh right I still have 5 free pulls

GAMBA TIME

[abstract ingot]

Holy jesus

Saratoga used to be the highest AV stat in the entire game for like 5 years

[placid gulch]

chat kinda dead so no bets this time -w-

[lament palm]

Can't wait to wake up to this tomorrow

[clever gazelle]

[placid gulch]

whoever guesses and guesses right gets a cookie

[lament palm]

It's gonna make the day better

[placid gulch]

pulling now

[clever gazelle]

Watch me het 20 Peter strassers this event or something stupid

[placid gulch]

omg yayyyyy

I got a Suffi dupe

I love Suffi

[violet panther]

[sinful vapor]

Nato

[placid gulch]

annnd final pull

no guesses?

aight, all cookies for me

[sinful vapor]

woah new Tempesta song is a banger

[devout bough]

https://youtu.be/BZ4Q3zx0cDM

This song bops

[dapper iron]

Most AL music hits and im tired of no one talking about it

[gusty fern]

https://youtu.be/-Qe1RzNTJh0?si=dmZkr2LQqpO7o0Or

[hollow quarry]

my fav still the one from joffre event

[silent lagoon]

Gib cookies

[placid gulch]

okay

[hearty salmon]

COOKIE

[placid gulch]

🍪

[hearty salmon]

Yay

[placid gulch]

okayyyy
594k coins and 2580 cubes very ready for tomorrow

[hollow quarry]

dat a lott cubes

[hard vine]

I have 20k coins and 150 cubes

[dapper iron]

Shit I should farm coins

Royal James my beloved needs them

[oblique sinew]

oh apri got more coins than me

i have no cubes tho

[sinful vapor]

Uncle Synd

[oblique sinew]

John

[lusty marsh]

eagle: lets form a union

royal: lets have a navy

iron: lets get some blood

[sinful vapor]

sakura: lets become an empire

[gloomy wigeon]

Update: Down to 992 cubes but I now have Suffren.

[lusty marsh]

absolute cinema

[mortal hill]

Northern: Let's be corrupt

[violet panther]

does singing national anthem really "political"?

[sinful vapor]

idk, but Gangut being Gangut

[lusty marsh]

Why her face showing evil

[agile silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528197562998718474/1429344175220068382/NJ_wave.gif

[violet panther]

well, if u understand relics of Soviet Anthem, it may has some political underlying there

[lusty marsh]

this is true, I was there when it was created

[agile silo]

lmao?

[violet panther]

true, because that...is not real Soviet national anthem....it's Vocal song with Soviet-chore style made in game ; "Command and Conquer, Red Alert 3" (excluding irl clips background)

[placid gulch]

hm hm hm~ 595k coins now -w-

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

[lusty marsh]

not impossible

its apri

[lusty marsh]

hi apri

[agile silo]

April fo-

joke aside, i only get far to 230+

[placid gulch]

hi lane

[lament palm]

Apri fools

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-richelieu-anime-teasing-bleh-gif-17544573

[placid gulch]

omg Richie my most beloved

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468719321087082516/890418673842552892/RichelieuPat.gif

mwah mwah

[silver bear]

I want something akin to this as a skin for either Bis or Hood

[frank relic]

Yes but bunnysuit

[silver bear]

No

[slender violet]

hello chat

[silver bear]

im completely bored of bunnysuits

[slender violet]

ngl true

[meager marsh]

but… bunny….

I want more bunny

[silent lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/iosif-stalin-joseph-stalin-stalin-sad-reaction-gif-17998092283127193943

[silver bear]

No thx

each to their own

for me, its the most overrated skin type

[violet panther]

any Tempesta has bunnysuit yet?

[silver bear]

no idea

[meager marsh]

No

:(

[lusty marsh]

did you know

[meager marsh]

I don’t know anything

[lusty marsh]

Me too

[restive wing]

How cute nya

[tulip sable]

I want more casual skins

[grim pivot]

As long as it's l2d skin we good

[lusty marsh]

azur lane buys clothes from the soup store

[agile silo]

But have you heard of Bunny swimsuits

[violet panther]

Ganji and Pearl

[old cloud]

I have 0 coins...

[old cloud]

[old cloud]

Wat tis

[violet panther]

that looks like a Nikke boss

[agile silo]

Its the beauty of the First-Rate ships

[violet panther]

which Tempesta is/are first-rated?

[nova monolith]

when can we get skins that are similar to NJ's Skin at 3D Dorm

[violet panther]

u can pay gems for Bunnygirl Nj in 3d dorm, as well as unlocking her presence and pole dance? in Bar area

so as bunny Taihou

[nova monolith]

just saying when can we have em gooner designs like NJ Skin 3D Dorm to school to Actual AL skin

bcs iz hot

like ye

[violet panther]

[nova monolith]

[violet panther]

it's up to Manjuu , Yostar is probably busy damage-controlling on SS

[nova monolith]

real

[peak thicket]

Rarely yap here, but i wonder how tall's Roon

[tired crown]

163 vibes

[violet panther]

less than 170

[peak thicket]

so 169cm

[tired crown]

169.9🗣️🔥

[blissful oxide]

[blissful oxide]

a

is that a first rate ship

[pure depot]

Looks like ass.

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-oguri-cap-uma-musume-pretty-derby-oguri-cap-dance-anime-girl-gif-2367867096192210075

[novel forge]

Admiral nakhimov we know

Admiral nakhimov i know

[restive wing]

Nyani?

[sinful vapor]

@pastel oracle

[novel forge]

Nakhimov is a fking battlecuriser , that chick need to explain to me that

[blissful oxide]

[lapis blade]

I think thats the present day one

The BCGN

[novel forge]

I dont think kirov- class have that big different

[zinc shore]

dude am i tripping or we have taihou private quarters?!

[hearty salmon]

Bro I’m in public and I open ALO to get flashbanged by this

I salute you

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[dapper iron]

First thing when I open discord is just NJ ass

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-honey-new-jersey-new-jersey-azur-lane-gif-12495899317677104123

[dapper iron]

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-liberty-helldivers-helldivers2-automaton-gaming-gif-16800556279554128270

[hearty salmon]

Truly an ALO

This is what democracy and freedom is my friend

Take it all in

[dapper iron]

I cant talk politics at work

[blissful oxide]

seems like there's a surveillance system around u?

[dapper iron]

Actually yes there are cameras everywhere lol

[blissful oxide]

noice, safety guaranteed

[dapper iron]

keeping our water supply safe

[blissful oxide]

keeping all information secured

[dapper iron]

Nah just the water, no cameras indoors

[blissful oxide]

a

[lapis blade]

The infamous Batman bush

[lost gulch]

Hey! Could anyone advise me if is possible to login on a new device? I did the bind to yo-star email, but when i try to login on a new device i get a brand new account.

[urban raven]

yeah u can at the loading screen it should give u an option

to switch ur account

[lost gulch]

This?

[old cloud]

Yandere mf

[lost gulch]

I tried and i get this

[old cloud]

Which server you have account on?

on previous device

[lost gulch]

Little Enterprise

[old cloud]

Then select it

[zinc shore]

SHE DID?!

[drowsy saffron]

Where is Hestia, Ryu is there but where is hestia when she is lvl 70 when I upgraded her....

[zinc shore]

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIFEEEE

YANDERE WIFE GOT PRIVATE QUARTERS

https://tenor.com/view/kobe-bryant-mamba-mentality-gif-25790051

[violet panther]

did u search among lvl70s there?

[old cloud]

Ye

[old cloud]

What email was it?

[urban raven]

yes

[old cloud]

maybe linked into wrong one

🥀🥀🥀

[old cloud]

Nefer already on game right?

[violet panther]

yes

[old cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/nefer-nefer-burst-nefer-animations-genshin-genshin-impact-gif-5780981599104284208

[zinc shore]

...
how do i speedrun to lvl 80 NOW

[violet panther]

and she is legdays-er

[zinc shore]

I NEED YANDERE WIFE DORM

[old cloud]

Play game for 12 hours

[violet panther]

she fight with kicks

[zinc shore]

im lvl 72 rn where do i farm xp

[old cloud]

stages

[lost gulch]

the one i used for the bound process. If i login on the website i see the account details

[zinc shore]

did you get the trust?

[zinc shore]

any specific?

[drowsy saffron]

Why I have Ryu but Hestia is nowhjere to be seen >{

[violet panther]

what i afriad there is

[zinc shore]

did you get the trust for hestia?

[violet panther]

Hestia didn't out-npc-ed

and gone

[gusty fern]

She hates you bruh

[zinc shore]

or didnt get trust

[gusty fern]

She left you for another man

[violet panther]

she return to Bell

[zinc shore]

fuck ntr

[gusty fern]

another man named edward

[old cloud]

I somehow solved that but my ass forgot that shit

[drowsy saffron]

I am buying that figure

[placid gulch]

Tempesta almost hereeee

[gusty fern]

so hot but i almost got caught

[zinc shore]

MY YANDERE WIFE

[drowsy saffron]

I mean I have 5 out of 7

BUt I cant even put her into fleet cause she isnt there among possible ships to use unlike Ryo

[peak knoll]

Parfacy....sounds very feminine, but you do you

[zinc shore]

https://tenor.com/view/lance-stroll-crash-gif-9852881662164278956

[zinc shore]

weird

[drowsy saffron]

Game is saying I own her but I dont see her anywhere to put her into my fleet >{

[zinc shore]

have you tried turning it on and off again?

[zinc shore]

WE LOVE OUR KING

[modern dew]

ykno she's main fleet right

[gusty fern]

search hestia in the search bar

and unsort whatever you're sorting

[lapis mesa]

She loves us back

[zinc shore]

my SKK will dress up in a lion costume just so he could be her human sized lion plushie

[drowsy saffron]

yes

[zinc shore]

then all you can do is pray

maybe maintenance will fix it

[drowsy saffron]

oh wait... bruh lol I dint realize that

[gusty fern]

LMfao

[drowsy saffron]

nah I was just looking at vanguard but she is a main fleet... I am so dumb sorry

yeah idk if I can get that last equipment in less than 7 minutes >{

[devout bough]

I'll be back for you soon

8 hourd without my Iris wives

What am i going to do

[peak knoll]

Vanguard when not Vanguard

[torn aspen]

Today maintenance server list down.

[gusty fern]

so hot

im coming

for her

[devout bough]

I'm coming too

[dapper iron]

[gusty fern]

Uooooogh

[devout bough]

Pearl soon

[torn aspen]

server down over

[blissful oxide]

hooray maint

[dapper iron]

AL down for maintenance so I was going to try out Trickal, but Trickal is also under maintenance

[weary trellis]

[ancient latch]

I feel like Guichen didn't like me even in this rerun

[blissful oxide]

rip

[weary trellis]

I got 1 suffering sufren

[rose spire]

That whole event Clemenceau didn’t know I exist

[inland compass]

Aaaand there goes the maintenence. xD

[dapper iron]

I dont think I even hit coin cap before maintenance, Tempesta event going to take my coins

[hollow quarry]

same

[gusty fern]

and suffren bitched me

[rose spire]

Guichen knowledged my existence tho

[weary trellis]

well, time to

[blissful oxide]

then u enjoyed her so much

[sinful vapor]

hors

[dapper iron]

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-cross-umamusume-well-relief-gif-21759459

[gusty fern]

i enjoyed her so much she didnt came

[lapis blade]

Honse

[gusty fern]

damn he's gonna ntr on formi

[dapper iron]

https://tenor.com/view/narita-top-road-ntr-uma-musume-ntr-top-road-gif-6256920588976809996

[inland compass]

d'oeuvres

[hollow quarry]

time to commit gambling in arknight

[blissful oxide]

to bed

rip then

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-mr-gif-27314286

[gusty fern]

too bad

[wanton pelican]

Took this when the server closed

I have no coins

[blissful oxide]

road to pirate trillionaire

[gusty fern]

[weary trellis]

rob rime

[blissful oxide]

rating pls sir

[devout bough]

Hmmm

[blissful oxide]

hi pig

[gusty fern]

rating for my team? it's 22 as you can see

[devout bough]

What should i make for dinner, any suggestions?

[weary trellis]

I don't need the augment for Collab ships.. no one will know

[blissful oxide]

the game

[gusty fern]

Pork chop

[devout bough]

I'm already having Painleve for desserts so no need for that

[weary trellis]

painleft

[shut crane]

fat thighs

[tired crown]

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/tentacle-futurama-love-fry-gif-19121237

[blissful oxide]

pain leave

[lapis mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-booba-hug-hugging-gif-21502232

[dapper iron]

Give me green wife

[gusty fern]

posting censored = gae

[blissful oxide]

royal tentacle james

[keen folio]

thicc = fat indeed!

[lapis mesa]

I was waiting for her to get another outfit

the one with the police cats in riot gear had them take up too much of the screen

[weary trellis]

give me Choco mlik

[blissful oxide]

so many mountain dew

[solid whale]

Kron is cramping kashino's style

[devout bough]

What's the pink stuff

[dapper iron]

Aphrodisiac

[devout bough]

Hmmm

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/shirogane-noel-vibing-jamming-swaying-head-banging-gif-25818844

[dapper iron]

Noel looks like that irl too

[weary trellis]

time to rename Kronstadt to !Not Noel

[solid whale]

Moo

[devout bough]

Painleve purge the degenerates

[keen folio]

quality milk 🥛

[weary trellis]

dislike this part of 3d dorm..
why is it skin colored?

why did I ping pig?

[echo harbor]

Boobies

[devout bough]

????

[keen folio]

big

[weary trellis]

idk sorry for the pig ping

can't edit pings

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-fauna-pets-cute-piggy-gif-14851836

[weary trellis]

is that Kris P baycon

[blissful oxide]

piggy pingy

[shut crane]

[devout bough]

Maybe i go to groceries and buy some stuff to cook.

[blissful oxide]

going until maint ends then returns back here?

[devout bough]

Maint ends at like midnight

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/scanlan-hot-chocolate-tentacle-epic-fails-vox-machina-gif-24783133

[keen folio]

wall of

[blissful oxide]

11 for me, near to midnight

[peak knoll]

What's good chat

[keen folio]

[solid whale]

Evil 5000

[gusty fern]

Royal james lol
very hot im coming
for them

[nova monolith]

We as a collective consciousness, need to come

[shut crane]

catjam

[blissful oxide]

wtf

[nova monolith]

for them

[gusty fern]

you get me

[peak knoll]

I came

[blissful oxide]

sup, long time no see

[solid whale]

Holy fuck lois

[nova monolith]

yes Unc Ben, we came, for them

[keen folio]

||I came,|| ||I came,|| ||I came.||

[azure tangle]

Siren song?!

[solid whale]

Who tf is spelling vengeance on that image, bro think he batman

[shut crane]

idk, it's the theme for unkown, but the song title is for the new world

[fluid pier]

I came back here because I got stamina gated again in Stella Sora
what the hell is that

[blissful oxide]

seems like a new emoji right?

[shut crane]

lol, stamina gated!

[mortal hill]

Hmm

[gusty fern]

My aqua team is cooking

[shut crane]

our cute new boat

[blissful oxide]

~~floofing willtell n co ~~

[peak knoll]

At dentist wbu?

[peak knoll]

Hell yeah 🗣🔥

[blissful oxide]

afking rn

[keen folio]

hell yeah.

veni. veni. veni. 🗣️

[mortal hill]

LMFAOOOO

PEARL L2D IS 💀

[blissful oxide]

challenge post pearl l2d here

[gusty fern]

we already saw no?

[blissful oxide]

...

[mortal hill]

I dont think you know what im talking about

[blissful oxide]

u mean that one right

[fluid pier]

porn?

[gusty fern]

lemme check sources

[solid whale]

[blissful oxide]

prob 17+ not 18

[mortal hill]

Her L2D+ will change POV to her back side which basically Soyuz but extra step

So you could see her Ass in front of your screen

[solid whale]

Were getting so close to the pov face sitting skin

The fabled ekin

[blissful oxide]

get into game, get jumpscared by pearl l2d+ when

[fluid pier]

I think I'm good

[shut crane]

not an ass fan I see

[meager haven]

Girl’s first day in dock, already throwing her ass at you.

[shut crane]

she's got a love potion

[meager haven]

Add trying to drug you to that

[gusty fern]

where'd you see that bilibili?

[mortal hill]

No some data mine on forum

Someone spoke about the L2D interaction and send a gif

[gusty fern]

oh

[blissful oxide]

lol

[slender violet]

ITS BIG TEXT TIME!

wait, what the fuck why maintenance

[silver fjord]

Lol

[slender violet]

THE AL TEAM IS DRUNK.

[keen folio]

nah. you just have skill issue, Mutsuki man. ||jk||

[slender violet]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME,

MUTSUKI MAN!?

[last jasper]

i need more OIL

[dark comet]

Where can I farm gas/oil doing unlimited exp and oil farm?

[slender violet]

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM.

[rough vapor]

mods can we turn him into a meowfficer

[dark comet]

I ran out of gas... Still need 2.4million.. exp for Brest ._.

[last jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-booba-hug-hugging-gif-21502232

[slender violet]

KILL IT WITH FIRE, KILL MUTSUKI WITH FIRE!!

[last jasper]

I need OIL

[calm barn]

Oh no Mutsuki man is angry

[blissful oxide]

honest alo

[keen folio]

https://tenor.com/view/mutsuki-azur-lane-azure-lane-gif-21211311

[slender violet]

MUTSUKI'S EXISTENCE WARRANTS HATRED.

[gusty fern]

which admin do you hate?

[dark comet]

Who is mutsuki

[slender violet]

if i had to say it's syanda the most

[gusty fern]

so #1 syanda hater

[slender violet]

i hate admins but i hate syanda the most

[calm barn]

@pure depot Mutsuki man hates you

[slender violet]

What have you done....

[gusty fern]

yea he's coming for you bro you're dead meat

[keen folio]

is bro gonna make a lore on getting banned for hating admins ? ||or nah||

[dark comet]

He hates all of em.. just hate that particular person the most.. for some reasons

[slender violet]

I WILL NOT RUN, AND IM NOT GOING TO HIDE.

[calm barn]

Some tomfoolery

[last jasper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1300264132691365989/dorofast.gif

[dark comet]

Anyone? Where can I farm oiiilll

[keen folio]

world 16 ||/s||

[gusty fern]

arab

[dark comet]

..oh.. bruh I'm still world 12 ._.

[slender violet]

new super mario bros

[last jasper]

I need more RINGS

[slender violet]

SHUT UP SONIC.

[last jasper]

I want more MARRIAGES

[slender violet]

THATS BETTER!

[last jasper]

I need more WEDDING DRESSES FOR MY WIVES

Especially SLEEPYNANO

[slender violet]

no, you need shynano

[last jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/shinano-head-pat-wholesome-azur-lane-gif-6980790567906268399

[slender violet]

@languid dawn

[pure depot]

He can join the line

[slender violet]

OF COURSE HE HAD TO SCROLL ALL THE WAY UP JUST TO READ A MENTION!

[pure depot]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-obi-wan-kenobi-thats-why-im-here-im-here-why-gif-24163864

[slender violet]

AND THEN YOU WILL DISAPPEAR FOR ANOTHER 3 DAYS!

[timber fog]

Yo wtf happened to the maintenance itself

[languid dawn]

Here am i

[slender violet]

here you are

[slender violet]

i had a radio, and used it to connect to my local target's radio frequency

[pure depot]

I'm here every day tho

[slender violet]

you and i both know you're here for that discord nitro...

[calm barn]

[pure depot]

You see that override tag

[slender violet]

yes

the most sane AL musashi fan

[supple tiger]

Make Musashi gemmy again

[mortal hill]

Self proclaime doesnt count

[mossy eagle]

I Pee address

[peak knoll]

Nice pfp though

[worldly river]

tentacle play

[modern dew]

typical this event starts around the time i get paid

the loansharks know..

[hearty salmon]

[echo harbor]

I want to French kiss her

[static kernel]

look at the inconsistency

Between the more clothed and less clothed

[modern dew]

typa fit i wear outside

[compact hound]

Dolphin cute

[dapper iron]

Dolphin mentioned

[compact hound]

I guess we'll rarely ever get default skins that are decently clothed now...

It has to be equally as lewd as the skins now

[meager haven]

Consume dolphin

Squeeze the dolphin

[dapper iron]

I love thr fact that they're wooden sail frigates, but the clifftop defenses are city destroying plasma cannons

[peak knoll]

So chat anything intetesthing in this update

[dapper iron]

Tentacles

[meager haven]

Adventure is pretty hot.

[peak knoll]

Alright im sold

[mortal hill]

The girls got nice line

[echo harbor]

Bruh, loli ass

[peak knoll]

Nice

[meager haven]

Imagine a Nier collab but we get the fucking tentacle shade whatever the fuck her name was.

[echo harbor]

I realize something, Anne is just Oshi no ko

[meager haven]

Do you think if you squeezed dolphin she’d make a squeaky toy sound.

[echo harbor]

Probably

[meager haven]

Peak

[dapper iron]

Dolphin and Whyda deserve all the headpats

[lapis mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohne-pixel-grab-grabby-hands-gif-26126978

[dapper iron]

Damn they cooked. I wish I lived in the future

[lapis mesa]

ikr

[dapper iron]

Is Pearl the only L2D?

[echo harbor]

Wait, who this?

[worldly river]

pearl skin

[echo harbor]

[peak knoll]

Ayyyoooo whaaat who is this

[static kernel]

I am going to keep sending feedback to encourage medium titty representation

Imagine allen m sumner getting such a lewd l2d
with animations like that who needs tit size (above flat)?

[peak knoll]

Or go out there and find a medium titty wife instead

[static kernel]

We are talking about azur lane here

[mortal hill]

Come here, customer service

[peak knoll]

Really? My bad I thought i was in zenless zone zero server, I had no clue i am in azur lane server, it doesn't say here or anything

[fringe topaz]

Lmao what happened to the game

[abstract ingot]

That is just the new norm for L2Ds

Pretty impressive for what they started as before, which was basically just dynamics, although better dynamics

[lapis fractal]

They're promoting the MuMuPlayer emulator on Bilibili

[abstract ingot]

For PC?

[lapis fractal]

I hope this doesn't mean that they've given up on PC/Steam port

[abstract ingot]

Oh lol

[static kernel]

Now give such l2d to javelin or z23

[rare sapphire]

[static kernel]

I really do think manjuu got the wrong lesson from anson

[rare sapphire]

What does she mean by Segs I don't have her

[abstract ingot]

With how lewd it is, would it get into steam?

[mortal hill]

Funny enough that might be the case lately

[frank relic]

honesty is a virtue ya know

[mortal hill]

Anson was basically an international threat to Manjuu

[abstract ingot]

Or like, another take, would the steam port even work? Like Blue Archive's steam port is barely playable, it is unusable on Linux

I tried, game refuses to boot up

And I've been told by friends it is also garbage on windows.

[static kernel]

But i feel like we forgot to assure manjuu theres no shame in tits smaller than balloons

[mortal hill]

You gotta take that to CN

[static kernel]

Sucks to be us

[mortal hill]

If you werent us your mindset would also be different from us due to being CN

[static kernel]

This is what i consider the greatest weakness of azur lane fandom

Even gfl en fandom somehow has more inroads with cn counterparts

Anyway heres some nice fanart

[mortal hill]

You've seen how they do in CN, like firing a VA or changing everything to the point it become different genre

[static kernel]

The opacity of cn annoys me too

like did heads roll in manjuu after the anson drama? What kind of internal communication error lead to that?

i put ognevoy svirepy, the 2024 cny lolis and flasher under scrutiny as well because of that

[jagged gull]

Smol indie company have mercy uwu

This is sarcasm

[amber garden]

Definitely gave up on steam. 30% revenue cut is no joke

Maybe make special launcher for all yostar games? Idk

[jagged gull]

And so. I reset the "pc port" counter once more

[pure depot]

Given up assumes there were plans in the first place

[amber garden]

On the other hand BA has steam port, but it's Nexon and not mainly yostar

[jagged gull]

Where do these people get that the PC port is coming from anyway

Is a worm in their brain telling them it?

[south laurel]

damn it's almost halloween

[lapis fractal]

Idk, wasn't there a screenshot of the datamined code showing Steam something

[viral geyser]

Chat did you know there isn't ever gonna be a pc port

[jagged gull]

man. if only steam wasn't a word with different meanings

Also trusting datamined code as facts

[pure depot]

That was multiple years ago and nothing was announced or even talked about. There have never been any rumours or plans of a PC port apart from one single instance where people thought they saw a webhook in the client

[jagged gull]

Okay but Syanda

PC port when

[pure depot]

[jagged gull]

[viral geyser]

Pc port when yamato releases trust

[violet panther]

[jagged gull]

PC port when... Uh. That big american famous ship releases

[viral geyser]

Which one

[jagged gull]

Misery? Oh wait no thats just ALO

Missouri

[viral geyser]

That actually has a chance of happening before Eos though

[echo harbor]

Loliowa

Hi Varia, happy spooky month

[jagged gull]

This is why you get bullied Giang

[rough vapor]

mac port when

[jagged gull]

Linux port when

[mortal hill]

Damn

[echo harbor]

Funny, I got bluestack emu not for playing AL but for my working

[south laurel]

hi i am a new player I just started and I chose z23

[mortal hill]

AL Wii port when

[tight roost]

PC Port will happen at the same time as either Arsenal winning the Premier League or Dortmund winning Bundesliga,trust

[south laurel]

too demanding for the wii

[viral geyser]

Why not Xbox 360 port for kinect trust

[echo harbor]

Lol, I have been testing a map app for nearly 12hr, the damn thing is so unfinished mess

[south laurel]

what would be the Kinect utilised for

[jagged gull]

I love when people come here speaking alien languages

gnorts. Fellow alien

[south laurel]

live2d animations???

[frank relic]

L2D skin of courze

[viral geyser]

Special touch

[echo harbor]

I know, I actually get the allegory

[south laurel]

called it I fucking called it

[jagged gull]

Well aren't you just a xenologist

[echo harbor]

Actually, I watched English Football and German Bundesliga for a time, so I understand why he pick Arsenal and Dortmund.

[jagged gull]

Ok.

Anyway

[south laurel]

varia can you kick users

[jagged gull]

Yes i can

[south laurel]

so pleaze kick this user @craggy matrix because that's basically my main which I got locked out of

[mortal hill]

Kick giang

[echo harbor]

As for being a Xenologist, I think I can't qualify as one, I haven't pass Exotic-biology class yet.

[jagged gull]

Why'd you get locked out

[echo harbor]

Kick RB

[south laurel]

or don't idc

[viral geyser]

What does RB stand for

[jagged gull]

Real Bitch

[mortal hill]

N o

[south laurel]

so basically discord told me to verify my email and it was on a dead phone and I never called this

[jagged gull]

[viral geyser]

Neither of those letters start with R or B though

[south laurel]

red bull of course

[mortal hill]

I was replying to giang

[viral geyser]

Damn that's crazy

[jagged gull]

RB is a boomer. Be gentle

[celest folio]

😂

[viral geyser]

Can I tap the glass or is it like fish where they don't like it

[celest folio]

Never
Dortmund was close to winning in 2019 I think but as usual they bottled it

[visual cedar]

better show some panty ships :o off-topic is ... you know ... not for everyone interesting

[south laurel]

h

[mortal hill]

I was replying through notif bar

[visual cedar]

even feets are better than off topic and i really dont get how you could like that

but i like how each of us is different

ok whatever i guess everything better than a empty chat

[sick crest]

Music

[keen folio]

yes fucking way. let's go cthulhu event 3 🗣️

[gusty fern]

peak

[sick crest]

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

[modern dew]

you called?

https://tenor.com/view/paprikafume-slay-queen-yass-gif-23886483

[vital basalt]

Has the maintenance ended

[cosmic forge]

this is like hour 3 of 8

[rough vapor]

is it over yet

[hard vine]

whats up losers

any feet around?

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/pv-ijn-taihou-taihou-azur-lane-gif-3882001580662934674

[dusty flame]

So, uhh we should get AL PC Port in either 2011 or 2004....

So where is it?

[jagged gull]

its never ogre

[jagged gull]

2077. Take it or leave it

[jagged gull]

No. Only yours

and they are stinky

[hard vine]

who are you

[burnt idol]

good thing I'm a pit lover!

[jagged gull]

...Sorry i can't associate with you anymore Cleo

[burnt idol]

WHAT

[burnt idol]

YOU ACCEPT FEET LIKERS BUT NOT ARMPITS?

[worldly river]

[jagged gull]

Woah hey now i never said that

Slander

[burnt idol]

WTF

[jagged gull]

You are higher on the list of people to respect but uh

not by much

[hard vine]

[jagged gull]

Sorry rat. You knew this when you became a feet... Licker? Idk

[unique horizon]

🚛

that’s one fucking dump truck of an ass

[unique horizon]

Are you, by any chance a mogmog simp?
Because only mog simps are unhinged enough for that

[burnt idol]

no im gay

I love man armpits

[unique horizon]

.

[jagged gull]

Same bestie

except for the pits part

[burnt idol]

https://tenor.com/view/elysia-elysia-honkai-honkai-impact-elysiana-elesita-gif-9642429951127721423

[devout bough]

I did end up making pork for dinner

[mortal hill]

Hmm

[jagged gull]

[devout bough]

[south laurel]

please yostar I need this

[burnt idol]

I just pulled ely's new battlesuit in 20 pulls today

I'm so happy

I might even pull for cyrene

[south laurel]

my cube storage's kinda homeless

[burnt idol]

anyways is there an event in al rn

[burnt idol]

yostar why the fuck is you laughing bruh

[grim pivot]

Is the server still maintenance

[south laurel]

I live with my ranger

and I help queen elizabeth in work

[unique horizon]

Who is this bluehead

[jagged gull]

[south laurel]

voroshilo

[jagged gull]

Dunno. Try and login n see

none of us knows

[south laurel]

v

[last jasper]

still maintenance

[south laurel]

of course it is what did you expect

[blissful oxide]

the chatters dont play azur lane

[sick crest]

True

[devout bough]

yes

[south laurel]

still 2 or 4 and a 30 mins left till it ends

[jagged gull]

If only there was a way to tell....

[south laurel]

I play auto battler games

[devout bough]

i never play azur lane because i'm too busy cuddling with Painleve in bed

[gusty fern]

Yumm