who is the guy in the edit
#al-general
craggy matrix
weak parrot
even without actually knowing the term
rough vapor
who up zonkin they shi
craggy matrix
who up zonkin they shi
aron is
tired eagle
who is the guy in the edit
Idk some guy who won the euros and ucl ✌️
weak parrot
the existence of smallpox implies the existence of bigpox
craggy matrix
Idk some guy who won the euros and ucl ✌️
oh wow that's a great accomplishment, winning both euro cup and champions league
rough vapor
ay ay ron
slender violet
Open your legs wide
yeah you're banned.
craggy matrix
not everyone can achieve this feat
tired eagle
oh wow that's a great accomplishment, winning both euro cup and champions league
Hellah yeah
weak parrot
I assume you don't remember back in school, when the teacher had people read passages from books aloud
slender violet
let me get rid of being zonked
tired eagle
noooo don't ban this random football guy
He's a regular bro✌️
weak parrot
and most of the time, most of the kids can't pronounce the easiest words properly
craggy matrix
He's a regular bro✌️
you joined 2 days ago
tired eagle
I assume you don't remember back in school, when the teacher had people read pas...
They still do
weak parrot
and like they read in such monotone
tired eagle
you joined 2 days ago
Right
tired eagle
are you really playing the game or just here to be a radical
If I didn't how would I even find the discord server
craggy matrix
ooohhh that makes very much sense
tired eagle
What did I even do
weak parrot
i'm not talking about you
tired eagle
i'm not talking about you
Oh😞
craggy matrix
If I didn't how would I even find the discord server
did you start at the same day of joining this server
weak parrot
i'm just saying in response to how someone would find their way to this server
craggy matrix
yes
tired eagle
did you start at the same day of joining this server
A week ago
craggy matrix
i'm just saying in response to how someone would find their way to this server
they have their sources
weak parrot
without playing
craggy matrix
or they can just improvise
weak parrot
but yeah, it's just trolls will always find a way
tired eagle
how is the experience so far
Ok so
weak parrot
this is not a sex
weak parrot
because sex sells
craggy matrix
Why are they half naked
🤑🤑💰💰
weak parrot
and it's a chinese game
wanton pelican
Makes them aerodynamic
weak parrot
a lobster is more aerodynamic than a naked anime girl
tired eagle
Is this 18+
weak parrot
i mean...no
craggy matrix
Is this 18+
Somehow 16+
tired eagle
But yeah it made the experiencehard
craggy matrix
They're leaning to it
tired eagle
I had to play with one hand
weak parrot
they have tame skins
wanton pelican
a lobster is more aerodynamic than a naked anime girl
Not if she’s horizontal
weak parrot
rare, but they're there
craggy matrix
I had to play with one hand
tell me did you really goon to azur lane
while playing it
craggy matrix
deadass?
tired eagle
tell me did you really goon to azur lane
No I used my foot
weak parrot
sus
craggy matrix
I never goon to anything not even azur lane
the gooning is performed inside my mind
tired eagle
How would I play with one hand
craggy matrix
with an explosion
wanton pelican
Ok before this gets any weirder you two can go talk about that stuff in dms we don’t wanna hear what you do with your feet
tired eagle
the gooning is performed inside my mind
Damm bro
craggy matrix
Time wasting
gacha is the most important part of the game bro
if you don't get new ships you don't progress
tired eagle
if you don't get new ships you don't progress
Then how did I even progress
wanton pelican
Resources for this game aren’t scarce
craggy matrix
Then how did I even progress
you are progressing now with your starter ships but it would be temporary
wanton pelican
You get a lot of materials to do builds in this game
silver bear
https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-gif-8501195
Hi Yorri
craggy matrix
You get a lot of materials to do builds in this game
daily 3 cubes
wanton pelican
@tired eagle don’t tell me you used bulins in a fleet
craggy matrix
and even more on some days
craggy matrix
<@1067665459903729755> don’t tell me you used bulins in a fleet
he don't even have bulins I think
craggy matrix
He doesn't know what a bulin is
weak parrot
the only resource that is scarce in this game is phone storage
craggy matrix
I bet a 100 bucks
wanton pelican
I bet a 100 bucks
craggy matrix
😭 my message got pinned
tired eagle
He doesn't know what a bulin is
I have no idea what you guys are talking about
I don't remember names
wanton pelican
I have no idea what you guys are talking about
languid dawn
name a better upgrade
weak parrot
Bulin (CV)
tired eagle
Oh
wanton pelican
name a better upgrade
Sandy retrofit
silver bear
Helena refit is nice
tired eagle
I bet a 100 bucks
Ok give me 100 dollar now
tired eagle
why do people not understand not to click random links
Hey
silver bear
why do people not understand not to click random links
Toddler see keys being jingled at them
tired eagle
There's free 50 dollars steam gift
stark fox
Oh, was this one of the OLD scams?
weak parrot
idk, it was probably some crypto bs
weak parrot
the screenshots look like crypto wallets
tired eagle
how do you fall for that
Maybe
tired eagle
Oh yay free steam gifts
Guysi
I accidentally deleted azur lane
Now I can't download it
weak parrot
fun fact: essex is a man
wanton pelican
LMAO
weak parrot
imagine azur lane not being available in your country
placid gulch
wheat cosmos
lapis blade
how did you end up accidentally deleting AL
wheat cosmos
Do you have a credit card tied to your account? If so then it may be locked to being unavailable unless you make a new account set to a different country
tired eagle
how did you end up accidentally deleting AL
I cleaned my gallery
Not knowing azur was there
lapis blade
what..
silver bear
Im hearing he mass wiped Apps and such, and nuked AL on the way
merry robin
Same issue. I used vpn
wheat cosmos
I had this issue when I accidentally switched to only having Japan play services not able to install the global version
merry robin
imagine azur lane not being available in your country
In my country
tired eagle
Im hearing he mass wiped Apps and such, and nuked AL on the way
Yes
merry robin
<:BacheLaugh:771507343627255808>
Hey Apri. 
tired eagle
In my country
Lemme check
merry robin
Lemme check
Its fucking middle east. Land of sands. Tales. Jinns. And battles
lapis blade
Lemme check
wait from what country do you even leave
why AL is banned in your country
tired eagle
wait from what country do you even leave
Myanmar
merry robin
why AL is banned in your country
It aint banned. Just not available.
In my country same shit
I used vpn
wheat cosmos
merry robin
<:NagaShock:585585242174128131>
tired eagle
Does France work
wheat cosmos
Wonder if Britain would work
tired eagle
merry robin
Take a good guess
Cant help then
wheat cosmos
VPN works with the US for sure
wheat cosmos
marsh steppe
or at least an app
what does this look like
raw ore
Digs nose
merry robin
what does this look like
Menace arena huh?
wheat cosmos
Good-bye my gachas😞
But yeah if your account is tied via payment method you have to switch to a country that it's available in since it's tied to the country you set your card to, VPN won't work for it. Same goes for in app payments. But keep in mind you can't change countries again for one whole year
marsh steppe
Menace arena huh?
slate sierra
weak parrot
what does this look like
i like the pink hair one
raw ore
shork
marsh steppe
i like the pink hair one
what about her
weak parrot
she's okay ig
marsh steppe
she's okay ig
wtf
tired eagle
But yeah if your account is tied via payment method you have to switch to a coun...
My bank accounts or my gachas
weak parrot
lol, i prefer the bunny pink hair
weak parrot
i like tied hair
jaunty adder
Oh, now she has my attention
raw ore
Help I accidentally dissolved the Northern Parliament
merry robin
Help I accidentally dissolved the Northern Parliament
RIP you
lament palm
wheat cosmos
My bank accounts or my gachas
The Google play app, it's in settings
But it's better making a new Google play account then setting up payment for a different country
marsh steppe
lol, i prefer the bunny pink hair
thats a custome. this is her og 
rocky dagger
@wanton pelican what
wanton pelican
<@406914015722471436> what
?
jagged knot
what about her
No ew
raw ore
Oh no
jagged knot
thats a custome. this is her og <:Towa_Sip:827222818239545344>
I am also playing SS
weak parrot
i own an air fryer
jagged knot
https://tenor.com/view/the-herta-herta-hsr-honkai-star-rail-star-rail-gif-856628...
THE HERTA OMG
tired crown
wanton pelican
raw ore
Kronky's at my door with her..... riot police... cats...?
wanton pelican
Why did you ping me saying “what”
jagged knot
https://tenor.com/view/the-herta-herta-hsr-honkai-star-rail-star-rail-gif-856628...
Shes my favorite character in HSR but I lost 50/50 both times I pulled for her...
weak parrot
but yes, low twintails are my weakness
jagged knot
I love The Herta sm
raw ore
I think I'm going to be spending a long time in a cell in what's left of the Northern Parliament's prisons.
languid dawn
imagine azur lane not being available in your country
…
marsh steppe
Shes my favorite character in HSR but I lost 50/50 both times I pulled for her.....
that's what you get for hating on Gerie
placid gulch
Hey Apri. <:DorkHeart:585585238139338777> <:Glowow:611004137210904579> <:Blessex...
hi barb 
rocky dagger
Why did you ping me saying “what”
I thought ur region wiped azur lane
But it's not u
jagged knot
that's what you get for hating on Gerie
I don't like her by the same reason I dont like another nun characters in gacha game overall
wanton pelican
I thought ur region wiped azur lane
Nah I’m fine
rocky dagger
Do our country not like half naked girls
Ya they only like fully naked girls
weak parrot
what country are you in
native kettle
My guild leader has been offline for 120 days, is it time to impeach
tired eagle
what country are you in
Sometimes I wonder if you are talking to them or me because you didn't reply🙏
weak parrot
yes, i'm talking to you
jagged knot
I don't like her by the same reason I dont like another nun characters in gacha ...
This kind of design is disrespectful to catholicism(which were the idea of portraying nuns comes from), so I personally dislike her because of that
weak parrot
context smh
jagged knot
This kind of design is disrespectful to catholicism(which were the idea of portr...
It is also valid for priests etc
tired eagle
yes, i'm talking to you
Myanmar
marsh steppe
This kind of design is disrespectful to catholicism(which were the idea of portr...
wouldnt think too much of it, then again if you would do it with a another religion the company would be set ablaze 
rocky dagger
My guild leader has been offline for 120 days, is it time to impeach
IMPEACHMENT
tired eagle
context smh
Ok ma'am
weak parrot
time to remove that religion
jagged knot
wouldnt think too much of it, then again if you would do it with a another relig...
Yeah, but still I dislike it, my opinion
weak parrot
sexy nuns are just a tired trope imo
rocky dagger
This kind of design is disrespectful to catholicism(which were the idea of portr...
If we are talking about respect for X and Y culture then I guess every skin is offensive
tired eagle
but i'm all for sexy female buddhas
But they are bald
weak parrot
nah
only buddhist nuns are bald
the female buddhas and bodhisattvas have long hair
rocky dagger
This skin? Offensive, it is shitting on the purity of the representation of the western wedding dress, european cultural appropriation tbh.
weak parrot
we don't speak of the bhikkuni
tired eagle
Either whatever your country is I don't think we have the same buddha
rocky dagger
jagged knot
Yeah, but still I dislike it, my opinion
Like, its not hard to not do religious figures like that because Trinity Blood did it, Morimens did it and another games/series also did it
weak parrot
buddha isn't a person
tired eagle
This skin? Offensive, it is shitting on the purity of the representation of the ...
Smash
weak parrot
it's a title
rocky dagger
This skin? Japanese miko appropriation
jagged knot
Like, its not hard to not do religious figures like that because Trinity Blood d...
So yeah overall I dislike it
weak parrot
also, myanmar is theravada
tired eagle
also, myanmar is theravada
Right
weak parrot
i am east asian mahayana
jagged knot
I think it is absurd
I also dislike it tbh, but yeah it exists
I only dislike so I dont buy the skin/dont get or use the character
atomic dew
Or they enjoy making their gods into random animals
weak parrot
there's a buddhist temple in japan that sold anime versions of their main buddha
rocky dagger
"Why are russian girls all in gulag"
weak parrot
i think it was kanon
rocky dagger
Overall, it's absurd
All these morality
In a game where all the girls are almost naked
Legit, what are you doing here
tranquil mural
I don't get this banner, that should be dynamic normally
weak parrot
the way i see it, anyone can be offended by anything
the key is to not let it stop you
rocky dagger
the way i see it, anyone can be offended by anything
Quite the opposite
weak parrot
it's just let it be, but don't let it stop you from being a gooner
because fuck prudes
rocky dagger
I think if you are offended by what Azur Lane releases because it is "lewdly appropriating X and Y", I think the bigger question you should ask yourself is "Why am I playing a game full of almost naked women"
tranquil mural
Man such a waste, justice for Royal James!
languid dawn
Infernal
weak parrot
oh i just use anything as a opportunity to attack prudes
languid dawn
will those girls get pat?
rocky dagger
will those girls get pat?
Yeah
languid dawn
new pats emoji
weak parrot
because prudes deserve to be verbally assaulted
weak parrot
just like peta supporters deserve to be verbally assaulted
marsh steppe
bro what happened to the gif
pastel oracle
will those girls get pat?
rocky dagger
The level of absurdity than anyone and everyone else can be appropriated lewdly except for what you believe in is absurd. If it is so important to you, why are you playing Azur Lane?
Now that's the question.
rocky dagger
I ask the same question for everything else
When people complain about X or Y body type
I ask them why they support a game with more of the said body type than any other game
weak parrot
we need less glasses in AL
forest sparrow
we need less glasses in AL
Less? No. More.
weak parrot
no, less
rocky dagger
If only 60% of the girls have huge jugs, this means 40% of them has none
weak parrot
more anime girls with good eyesight
trim gyro
"close to 800+" wut?
languid dawn
"close to 800+" wut?
yes
trim gyro
close to more than 800, you could have just said close to 800
rocky dagger
trim gyro
it would make more sense
weak parrot
being gay is hella gay
rough vapor
how many enty-chans
lapis blade
636 ships??
rocky dagger
Oathed
trim gyro
I will probably have 100% soon
languid dawn
lapis blade
hello shynano
trim gyro
and tentacles
spiral aurora
Takoyaki
still dome
and bewbs
spiral aurora
Purifier has tentacle undies. Its in the official anime
If only we had like, a novel or anime about the game plot. That wohld be kinda nice
native kettle
IMPEACHMENT
He may rest in peace
halcyon thunder
trim gyro
shouldn't have carriernapped her
spiral aurora
Gooner
languid dawn
Even “You goon.”
native kettle
Put her in the bag
trim gyro
I have oathed both
manic harness
She's so phat.
regal turret
spiral aurora
Wow, way to ship shame
trim gyro
Zeppy is a surprisingly good low cost flagship
spiral aurora
She hawaii too
trim gyro
way better than any monitor, but that didn't stop me from oathing Erebus too
languid dawn
I have oathed both
native kettle
I have oathed both
languid dawn
but Graf Zeppelin
spiral aurora
Graf Zeppelin so hawt
weak parrot
Indiana Cajones
spiral aurora
Indiana is my fav 
languid dawn
She's so phat.
even the bad resolution couldn’t even nerf her thiccness
weak parrot
i love jungle pocket
languid dawn
Indiana Cajones
wth is this
weak parrot
your female dad
manic harness
even the bad resolution couldn’t even nerf her thiccness
Her phatness is too powerful
native kettle
Manifesting for a new USS UR
weak parrot
USSUR = United States Soviet Union Republic
spiral aurora
United States Super Republicana
native kettle
USSUR = United States Soviet Union Republic
still dome
I want another actually tiny ship
languid dawn
I want another actually tiny ship
You will get Lil sex
still dome
Huh 💀
native kettle
You will get Lil sex
languid dawn
Manifesting for a new USS UR
maybe the heaviest CV from 🦅 will be that
still dome
Oh
languid dawn
Sexxy
still dome
Essex
I don't want lil Essex, I already have the big version
I want a new one
or a new skin for one
native kettle
maybe the heaviest CV from 🦅 will be that
I want mommy midway, though, that wouldn't happen yet
They keeping her sealed
languid dawn
I want mommy midway, though, that wouldn't happen yet
USS Gerald R. Ford
languid dawn
That one would work
old cloud
then vpn shits
native kettle
USS Gerald R. Ford
Nah
old cloud
then update the game inside
languid dawn
qoo app
languid dawn
work for AL but any yostar game 💀
old cloud
i just need al
fluid elm
I can summon Pinhead in seconds 
slender violet
I can summon Pinhead in seconds <:palpatine_happy:852825958820872212>
the box
you opened it
i came
late shale
Hmm
worthy frost
When is Koor oath skin 
I just want to be happy
slender violet
when the moon explodes
worthy frost
worthy frost
slender violet
hindenburg is better
old cloud
hindenburg is better
hot
worthy frost
worthy frost
woeful mountain
worthy frost
Harbin coot
slender violet
no time for harbin
slender violet
at the sun
forest sparrow
Boise oath first… so never
worthy frost
forest sparrow
kearsage has atleast... the best thighs.
Wrong. Boise’s are better
slender violet
slender violet
i havent sleep yet.
slender violet
no im not pulling a shinano
worthy frost
SLEEP
slender violet
no, i chugged 3 energy drinks
worthy frost
slender violet
1 red bull and 2 monster energies to be precise
worthy frost
You called me a maniac?
slender violet
i did
worthy frost
slender violet
but i have been hittin' griddies for 1 minute.
i looped over 7+ killers in every dead by daylight match
2 nurses, 1 doctor, 1 pig, 1 ghoul, 2 onis and i think
uhh
........a plague.
slender violet
maybe in a hour.
worthy frost
You need a combination of Laffey and Shinano sleep
slender violet
NO!
worthy frost
worthy frost
YES
slender violet
hmmm.
lapis blade
KEEP TELLING ME TO SLEEP AND I SWEAR TO FUCK
keep saying you wont but in the end you will, you just dont know it yet
lapis blade
insomnia
slender violet
I SAID STOP.
silver bear
hi Rat
slender violet
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
hard vine
Chat where are the lickable feet
lapis blade
i just woke up 2 hours ago aswell and its 2am rn
silver bear
currently tweaking the fuck out
slender violet
ME, AND CHAOS BABY
hard vine
Hi lost 
lapis blade
i dont think i wont go to sleep again either because i have school in 4 horus
silver bear
how goes you, rat?
slender violet
currently tweaking the fuck out
I SAW CHAOS AND I TOOK INITIATVE
pastel oracle
hard vine
I'm straight up wowsing it
silver bear
Hi Infern
silver bear
I'm straight up wowsing it
My condolences
lapis blade
a whole pastry of diabetes
silver bear
shall i tell your family my regards?
slender violet
War Thunder has invariably sucked me back in, after a hiatus
"Join large combat scales with military vehicles. The hit game War Thunder had received a major update, direct hit!"
pastel oracle
<a:OpinionTolerated:1089987252588908598>
hard vine
Wows is an improvement over weetee
lapis blade
hi arron
slender violet
i am sane
silver bear
You heard abt the XF5U coming next update?
slender violet
no
silver bear
the flying flapjack
hard vine
Sane?
hard vine
A wooden room
signal delta
slender violet
someone will be slapped for this fyi
i dont care if my victims innocent
THEY
ARE
GETTING
meager marsh
a whole pastry of diabetes
This makes me uncomfortable and I don’t know why
slender violet
SLAPPED.
slender violet
This makes me uncomfortable and I don’t know why
ooga booga i am a honey bun
lapis blade
This makes me uncomfortable and I don’t know why
because it makes you think of the white stuff?
that suspicious stuff
silver bear
homie, imma be real, you need to chill tf out
Or your gonna get muted
Ive seens folks get slapped for less
slender violet
ooga booga i am a honey bun
maybe new jersey would like
light fable
This makes me uncomfortable and I don’t know why
Who the hell gets uncomfortable by cinnamon rolls?!
lapis blade
Who the hell gets uncomfortable by cinnamon rolls?!
glazed with white diabetic stuff
meager marsh
ooga booga i am a honey bun
NOOOOOO!!!!
slender violet
NOOOOOO!!!!
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA
meager marsh
that suspicious stuff
maybe….. 
lapis blade
ooga booga i am a honey bun
Amagi will definitely love you in this case
you look edible
slender violet
Amagi will definitely love you in this case
slender violet
okay yeah im actually gonna pass out
should i fucking down another energy drink and play dbd
meager marsh
but im no horny today
Honestly if you got horny over that stuff being on food I would be a tiny bit concerned
slender violet
Honestly if you got horny over that stuff being on food I would be a tiny bit co...
a tiny bit?
still dome
When will L'Audacieux get a rerun btw? They didn't even rerun her skin last update.
meager marsh
a tiny bit?
Well…. I’m not gonna start judging…….
slender violet
WHY.
lapis blade
Honestly if you got horny over that stuff being on food I would be a tiny bit co...
i dont like food involved in erotica stuff....
slender violet
WHY?
spiral aurora
Cause Bee taste better than keys
slender violet
uh huh.
meager marsh
BRO
LOOK IM NOT INTO IT BUT IM ALSO NOT GONNA SHAME SOMEONE FOR IT. AS LONG AS I DONT HEAR ABOUT IT OR SEE IT I DONT CARE
lapis blade
or just someone's straight up necta-
slender violet
or just someone's straight up necta-
the last time someone mentioned that was with belfast and enterprise
silver bear
Gentlemen
slender violet
...with coffee.
stark fox
You should all stop
silver bear
What the fuck are we talkin bout rn
stark fox
And take a cold shower
spiral aurora
Gasp
lapis blade
You should all stop
sorry
meager marsh
And take a cold shower
Thanks
slender violet
And take a cold shower
if we all need to take a cold shower, then you are also taking one
lapis blade
we're just debating about that white stuff on a cinnamon roll
stark fox
meager marsh
awwwwwww
slender violet
my point exactly.
hard vine
We should discuss how blessed the kronk skin is
still dome
we're just debating about that white stuff on a cinnamon roll
You alone can have dry ass cinnamon rolls 💀
lapis blade
also yall take showers? i use some tub to pour water on me
stark fox
if we all need to take a cold shower, then you are also taking one
I’m not currently discussing people putting bodily fluids on a fucking cinnamon bun
slender violet
I’m not currently discussing people putting bodily fluids on a fucking cinnamon ...
you said that not me 💀
spiral aurora
The INFRAGGABLE KRUNK
lapis blade
You alone can have dry ass cinnamon rolls 💀
people love it glazed for some reason
silver bear
I like some icing on my rolls
lament palm
I'm actually excited for this one
silver bear
that image earlier was too much tho
lament palm
Maintenance can't come soon enough
lapis blade
I’m not currently discussing people putting bodily fluids on a fucking cinnamon ...
its the diabetic stuff not bodily fluid
hard vine
I'm actually excited for this one
spiral aurora
I like Cinnamonroll
meager marsh
I’m not currently discussing people putting bodily fluids on a fucking cinnamon ...
To be fair we were talking about how gross it was…
slender violet
Maintenance can't come soon enough
when maintenance is about to end, maintenance starts after all
yalls minds are in the gutter
still dome
people love it glazed for some reason
A cinnamon roll with no glaze is like a biscuit with no gravy. It's still good, but it could be better.
spiral aurora
meager marsh
I'm actually excited for this one
Is there a cow category… or will there be….. I don’t remember how many cow related skins there are but still
pure depot
People eat it without the glaze?
stark fox
its the diabetic stuff not bodily fluid
Yeah cuz THATS what was being discussed when people started talking about “Being horny” 
still dome
People eat it without the glaze?
Apparently?
slender violet
admin aboozer
silver bear
People eat it without the glaze?
Cursed
meager marsh
A cinnamon roll with no glaze is like a biscuit with no gravy. It's still good, ...
Biscuit? Gravy? What kind of biscuit are we talking about
I’ve never heard of that combination
stark fox
Isn’t a cinnamon roll without the glaze just… like… bread?
lapis blade
A cinnamon roll with no glaze is like a biscuit with no gravy. It's still good, ...
gravy gives you kidney stones because of salt, the glaze on cinnamon roll gives you diabetes because of sugar
pure depot
Yeah
silver bear
thats like eating barbecue without sauce
slender violet
Isn’t a cinnamon roll without the glaze just… like… bread?
you might aswell just buy grapes and let them rot.
meager marsh
Isn’t a cinnamon roll without the glaze just… like… bread?
mmmm bread
pure depot
Biscuit? Gravy? What kind of biscuit are we talking about
It's like scones but american
still dome
Biscuit? Gravy? What kind of biscuit are we talking about
Not the cookie
spiral aurora
Because bread is tastier than sauce
meager marsh
gravy gives you kidney stones because of salt, the glaze on cinnamon roll gives ...
Pretty extreme deduction
spiral aurora
Ok mr goon
meager marsh
It's like scones but american
Ohhhh okay then
still dome
It's like scones but american
Kinda sorta
lapis blade
you aint going anywhere
slender violet
OH YES THE FUCK I AM.
lapis blade
we'll feed you glazed cinnamon bun
slender violet
man.
spiral aurora
OH YES THE FUCK I AM.
Look what Akashi dragged in
lament palm
Is there a cow category… or will there be….. I don’t remember how many cow relat...
Watch it be in the swimsuit category lol
slender violet
syanda i know it was you that deleted the big text.
pure depot
Yes, and?
still dome
gravy gives you kidney stones because of salt, the glaze on cinnamon roll gives ...
Did you also know that water kills you?
lament palm
More of your big text should be deleted it anything
meager marsh
Watch it be in the swimsuit category lol
Some of the skins being put in certain categories feel so random actually…. If they did that I wouldn’t be surprised whatsoever
lament palm
Where was Kashinos cowkini categorized?
lapis blade
Did you also know that water kills you?
when you drown
stark fox
meager marsh
And you smell
Mods are bullying now… they’re going on a power trip……..
pure depot
stark fox
Where was Kashinos cowkini categorized?
The like… carnival or work lists I think
meager marsh
The like… carnival or work lists I think
Pretty sure it was the carnival one
old cloud
slender violet
anyway gonna go sleep
stark fox
IDK I have maid Cow.
Maid cow cute
slender violet
then when i wake up im gonna big text in different servers
lament palm
The like… carnival or work lists I think
LoL that's great
slender violet
because the servers im in dont give a fuck
stark fox
Cool, go to sleep
still dome
...you already drank it
meager marsh
...you already drank it
Make em puke it out
meager marsh
Pretty sure coming out gallons of oil from my mouth
……..nevermind
old cloud
……..nevermind
still dome
Make em puke it out
But that's gross
meager marsh
But that's gross
It’s okay! at least you’ll get something back!
old cloud
still dome
It’s okay! at least you’ll get something back!
I suppose, but at the same time I'm not interested in vomit milk
They can keep it
old cloud
I suppose, but at the same time I'm not interested in vomit milk
Do you really think it's milk that coming out from mouth
😭
old cloud
Body parts already sucked it inside them
silver bear
Why are you people so interested in body functions today?
All the weird mfs have come outta the woodworks
old cloud
Whip
stark fox
Just look at the sexy dragon
still dome
All the weird mfs have come outta the woodworks
Hey I'm normal
idle pier
Wife
still dome
Just look at the sexy dragon
Dragon???
still dome
Nah idk who it is
stark fox
Regensburg
lapis blade
Why are you people so interested in body functions today?
from bodily fluids to body functions majority of which are common sense unless you need physical demonstration
stark fox
idle pier
Ends with burg = you know it's 100% top tier waifu
Madgeburg
Duisburg
Regensburg
Hindenburg
Meckelnburg
still dome
Regensburg
Oh gotcha I have like 1 Iron Blood ship I kinda sorta care ab
stark fox
Ironblood Light Cruisers > Every other type of boat
still dome
Iron Blood my least favorite faction
idle pier
Ironblood Light Cruisers > Every other type of boat
Hell nahhh! Not in her presence
stark fox
old cloud
Burg= hot
idle pier
@pastel oracle how are you my almighty glorious based king
stark fox
Hell nahhh! Not in her presence
Reminder that includes all of these too
pastel oracle
<@339428550052675585> how are you my almighty glorious based king<:Blessex:75337...
I’m ok 
idle pier
Reminder that includes all of these too
Mecklen better
idle pier
I’m ok <:ImplacableBlessed3:1236886274011299842>
Peak
stark fox
Mecklen better
Yeah but you gotta include all of them with “Iron Blood Heavy Cruisers”
novel bobcat
Reminder that includes all of these too
protecc
stark fox
Very Headpat
idle pier
Yeah but you gotta include all of them with “Iron Blood Heavy Cruisers”
Sorry man I'm not getting ur point. My brain ain't braining🥀 💔
severe lion
If you had a gun and there was a red barrel next to me irl
stark fox
Roon cutie
severe lion
stark fox
<:NoRoon:1023947324558426144> <:NoRoon:1023947324558426144> <:NoRoon:10239473245...
Don’t make me take away your worms
severe lion
What does that mean
stark fox
silver bear
I need to start lvling her
severe lion
Dewormer?
dark solstice
Hipster best Hipper
severe lion
<:sniffGrab:1404170755486253077>
stark fox
Ivermectin will remove your worms.
No more glow.
No more worms
modern yoke
How dare you infernal my little agir for medal wtf 
severe lion
You will never take away my glow
dark solstice
Based infernal
dark solstice
You will never take away my glow
Are you drinking radium?
stark fox
Sword
novel bobcat
severe lion
pastel oracle
How dare you infernal my little agir for medal wtf <:weird_attac_car:12682897946...
Didn’t see you there 
dark solstice
Just imagine painting glowwom in this then send her on a night mission what could go wrong
severe lion
Just imagine painting glowwom in this then send her on a night mission what coul...
Dazzle
pastel oracle
stark fox
Reminder that Hipper Meta is cute
severe lion
Why isn't there a ring on her
modern yoke
<a:DoakesSuspicious:1421895486360785068>
spiral aurora
Hipper >>>> Eugen
still dome
Reminder that Hipper Meta is cute
You've got a pretty specific type
stark fox
You've got a pretty specific type
If you say so
still dome
That's a lot of rings
spiral aurora
Roon oathed, how original
severe lion
still dome
Also what is ur Akashi's name
hard vine
whats up goobers
spiral aurora
Daring today are we
lament palm
Rather oath Roon over Eugen
still dome
If you say so
And why did u wife a bulin 😭
stark fox
Also what is ur Akashi's name
silver bear
Eugen doesnt trend towards extreme violence for funsies
stark fox
And why did u wife a bulin 😭
Cuz
silver bear
but each to their own
still dome
132 affinity wth
spiral aurora
Why do they have WOW names
still dome
Why do they have WOW names
I was wondering where they were from
spiral aurora
Idk, I just guessed
stark fox
Why do they have WOW names
I screwed around to see how long the name could be and decided to give them chuuni names for memes
spiral aurora
Enterprise new skin soaked me
severe lion
Imagine renaming every ship to their captainz name
lament palm
Eugen doesnt trend towards extreme violence for funsies
That's a downside
silver bear
And you’ve officially lost me
lament palm
God forbid a woman has a hobby
pastel moat
Which ship should I name Kiyohime
spiral aurora
Himekiyo
silver bear
are you by chance color blind?
lament palm
No ship deserves the name Kiyohine
lament palm
Red is my favorite color
still dome
Which ship should I name Kiyohime
Z1
lament palm
Also, Roon is easy to handle, at least she respects my privacy unlike Taihou
pastel moat
Taihou just wants hugs
severe lion
silver bear
Also, Roon is easy to handle, at least she respects my privacy unlike Taihou
Ill give you that
But its like lesser of two crazies
lament palm
silver bear
id rather avoid the raging 6 carpileup
and subsequent inferno
But if you need to have that
go for it
stark fox
Roon wants hugs
lament palm
The trust I have in Roon is similar to the trust I have in some of my cats, I know if I put my face in front of them, they will never scratch me
modern yoke
https://tenor.com/view/yeah-ok-okay-thats-right-gif-14556058
3 oath bullin i call FBI
stark fox
id rather avoid the raging 6 carpileup
Just send her out to kill Sirens
She’ll be fine
silver bear
Im mostly memeing
stark fox
lament palm
Hugs are great
stark fox
3 oath bullin i call FBI
Oh no… don’t call the FBI over me saving girls from violent deaths
dusty folio
silver bear
i like teasing banter
silver bear
spiral aurora
<<< Hipper
manic harness
https://tenor.com/view/doro-eat-ticket-summon-dorothy-gif-6254959793726031037
🅱️aria will consoom
lament palm
Tbf I wouldn't choose Hipper, nor Eugen
manic harness
cute robo tail
silver bear
Eugen is nice, i like her
spiral aurora
Hipper more hawaii
silver bear
She isn’t my first choice but i have no ill will to Eugen
spiral aurora
silver bear
I like hipper’s design
lament palm
Tbf I think Eugen is a fair oath
silver bear
I just do not click with Tsun’s
lament palm
She's just not my type
spiral aurora
We will judge silently
lament palm
Who’s your pick then
Mainz
silver bear
Based as fuck
lament palm
stark fox
But Nurn though
stark fox
Only issue with Mainz, for me, is her coffee Addiction
sinful vapor
spiral aurora
BURGUR
stark fox
I just don’t drink coffee and I feel like she’s try to get me to do so
silver bear
i feel like she’d be amenable
lament palm
I long for the day Mainz gets a coffee machine disguise onesie as a skin
silver bear
I have family who cannot function without coffee
and they arent often pushing coffee
stark fox
Function without and “Brings a coffee maker to a bathhouse” are two VERY different levels of addiction
lament palm
Instead of a ring I'll get her an expensive coffee machine to propose
past flax
so is everyskin we get now just lewd
silver bear
Seydlitz is also hella nice
stark fox
It’s been that way for like… half a year
spiral aurora
so is everyskin we get now just lewd
You just don't understand the hidden nuances
silver bear
or more
dark solstice
Only like 3 more Royal navy carriers til i achieve my goal of oathing them all
silver bear
I don’t
past flax
It’s been that way for like… half a year
...sad sight
stark fox
I’d be fine with it if the base skins weren’t also fairly horny
silver bear
heavily agree
past flax
i know what you mean
spiral aurora
Alsace is very wholesome
dark solstice
oh also have to 125 them all
silver bear
i like horny from time to time
stark fox
Alsace is one of like… 4 characters that have skins where they put on MORE clothing
silver bear
But the inundation of overly skimpy designs and dilution of faction themes
spiral aurora
But her swimsuit is maximum horni
silver bear
just kinda pulled some of the wind from my sails on AL
i love this game
and i wanna like it
spiral aurora
Ok
silver bear
but im just starting to get giga burned out on the lewd
stark fox
And I pray we get more casual skins at some point
past flax
i mean just look at shinano started out looking cool now is just yostars gooner skin cow along with kashino mushashi and anchorage
past flax
and lets not forget atago
radiant cipher
spiral aurora
Devs, mmm sales seem to go up when bewbs are involved
stark fox
i mean just look at shinano started out looking cool now is just yostars gooner ...
Kashino at least is still wholesome Kow
past flax
Kashino at least is still wholesome Kow
...somehow
silver bear
Hi riche
spiral aurora
I vant to drinku sutrawberry milku
stark fox
oh right also sovetski soyuz
That’s cuz she has the personality of a brick
past flax
and newjersey
radiant cipher
Hi riche
hi
you don't have to say hi to me when we just left from the same chat lol
past flax
That’s cuz she has the personality of a brick
thats basicly every northern parlament ship
stark fox
and newjersey
Jersey was already fairly seductive.
So it at least makes sense on her
spiral aurora
Bricks can be attractive too
dark solstice
Beatty is the reason my precious eagle has a crappy DB slot
silver bear
habit
past flax
Jersey was already fairly seductive.
So it at least makes sense on her
and kearsarge was just innocent
spiral aurora
Jersey Beech Cheeks are A Plus
stark fox
My take on horny skins:
if character is horny, horny skins are fine.
If character is not. Don’t put them in overly horny skins
atomic narwhal
dark solstice
I kinda get sick of horny more wholesome please
spiral aurora
They all become horny by the time you git 100 affection level
stark fox
Or make them like Takao here
dark solstice
True tbf but i need to woo them with hard labour on the battlefield
spiral aurora
Stranger: I despise everything
IN love: I still hate everything, but LOVE YOU
dark solstice
Yea thats fine
stark fox
Stranger: I despise everything
IN love: I still hate everything, but LOVE YOU
And then you have Regensburg
“I’m stronger than you.”
‘Wait! What do you mean you’re stronger than me!?’ 
silver bear
I would just like a mix of skins
stark fox
Same
silver bear
i absolutely do not mind horny
stark fox
My thought process is just have 2 skin lines each event
stark fox
Here we have the lewd swimsuits.
And here we have the wholesome
Cute outfits
silver bear
rn that balance is like 80-20
spiral aurora
Its not horny now. Its straight up soft core