al-general

[blissful oxide]

breaking snow?

[stark fox]

You know what my old teacher used to say?

If it's raining and Sunny.
It's a monkey's Birthday

[fading plinth]

some mobile gacha shooter

[devout bough]

???

[blissful oxide]

o

[devout bough]

[blissful oxide]

this sounds like riddle

[stark fox]

[rose spire]

You just reminded me I need to do opsi

[blissful oxide]

probably

[fluid elm]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[blissful oxide]

same, gonna try rushing everything unlike missing few stuff last month

[rose spire]

I’m gonna wait till no event is on tbh

[blissful oxide]

i think im gonna rely on daily 3x and 5x to do the event instead

[rose spire]

I’m desperate for clemenceau and pain girl

I have terrible luck

[oblique sinew]

fox rain

[blissful oxide]

prob getting 20k points only

[stark fox]

"Pain Girl"
Whom?

[craggy matrix]

i got Clemenceau the last time

[craggy matrix]

bread leve

[blissful oxide]

pain girl named painleve

[craggy matrix]

breadloaf

[blissful oxide]

[stark fox]

[rose spire]

Painleve

[craggy matrix]

Leavened bread

[rose spire]

Can’t relate guichen is my Clemenceau

[blissful oxide]

iris girls surely rely on praying for something to achieve...

[rose spire]

I now have a hatred to guichen for getting her and not clemenceau

[blissful oxide]

is that a newbie luck

[quartz comet]

my painleve makes the pain leave

[craggy matrix]

hold up let me check my dock rq

[rose spire]

I’m not a newbie

[blissful oxide]

the dock space...

[dapper iron]

We dont dock space shame here

[rose spire]

Oh…

[blissful oxide]

better be

[oblique sinew]

i shame your dock size

[rose spire]

Hey man getting dock space ain’t easy

[blissful oxide]

size

[dapper iron]

Go back to containment Synd

[oblique sinew]

No

[rose spire]

):

[oblique sinew]

this is my home

[dapper iron]

Go gush over Obey like the rest of us

[oblique sinew]

i mean her design is nice

but i know litearlly nothing about her

whats there to gush over

[stark fox]

I only do it if you have an L2D skin

Because at that point you have wasted your F2P gems

[dapper iron]

No one does, shes just a weirdo with a hot design

[oblique sinew]

whys she a weirdo

i dont even know why shes a weirdo

[blissful oxide]

wasted anniv gems +180 on 2 rings

[oblique sinew]

lmao

[dapper iron]

Well manga people do i guess

[oblique sinew]

didnt read the manga or watch any of cour2

[rose spire]

I could never

[dapper iron]

Watch it in 7 weeks and youll know

[oblique sinew]

maybe

[blissful oxide]

ikr, time to get another 10 dock space before exploding

[craggy matrix]

I only got fuvkinh clemenceau

[tight roost]

tbh,tempesta ships' names can be used for future umamusume honses (or a real life horse name)

[rose spire]

I’ll happily trade a guichen for Clemenceau if I could

[oblique sinew]

id rather just keep simping my top 3 than obey

[blissful oxide]

what

[dapper iron]

Some of the tempesta ship names do remind me of Umamusume RNG names

[craggy matrix]

yeah the npc ones

doomposting

[devout bough]

Me gushing over Pearl rn

[dapper iron]

My favorite by far

[vocal beacon]

Yo.

I'm Lemon!

[dapper iron]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-essex-meme-gif-7813151245686965975

[vocal beacon]

Hello Viru

[dapper iron]

Hello lemon

https://tenor.com/view/hillil-hello-hihihi-handshake-shake-shake-gif-6433101996598834880

[devout bough]

Like

[vocal beacon]

Hello Pig

[devout bough]

Actually gushing

[devout bough]

Hi lemon

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085398177340981308/1427954882177925172/gerhgerh.gif

[vocal beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/hillil-hello-hihihi-handshake-shake-shake-gif-16956281499909046011

[south sequoia]

would you kiss her if she gently ask you to do it?

[vocal beacon]

Fair enough

[dapper iron]

Infernal I thought you had standards

[pastel oracle]

I do

[vocal beacon]

Hello Infernal

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-pig-funny-pig-chewing-animal-animal-funny-gif-15291725007664352238

[dapper iron]

[pastel oracle]

Nothing wrong with those tongues going down your throat

[devout bough]

Formi is so cute

[vocal beacon]

Anyways

Lemon gone yet again

[devout bough]

I will squeeze you

[silver bear]

hello

[dapper iron]

I regret not getting that skin

[vocal beacon]

Hello Lost

[blissful oxide]

massena prototype

[devout bough]

That skin has a humping animation

[vocal beacon]

Hello hah...

[blissful oxide]

hi lemon

[dapper iron]

Which skin doesnt nowadays

Oh

[vocal beacon]

huh

Anyways

[blissful oxide]

[devout bough]

The apropriate distance is in my room on my bed in my arms on my d-

[stark fox]

@devout bough So why on God's Green Shit ball, would you think posting a video and calling it "The Humping animation" would be okay?

[devout bough]

It's in game animation though

[blissful oxide]

heh

[stark fox]

There's a lot of in game animations you shouldn't post here

Like any of the "Popsicle" ones

[devout bough]

Hmmm...

[stark fox]

Or the ones that are obviously just the ship getting boned

[blissful oxide]

is that a mssg history search

[stark fox]

Or fuckin' Agir's hand animation

[sick crest]

Time to look up popsicle

[blissful oxide]

history lmao

[blissful oxide]

hi

[wheat silo]

hello blushes

[sick crest]

Lewd

[blissful oxide]

blusher

[wheat silo]

uwu

[devout bough]

https://tenor.com/view/iroiro07-pig-tongue-funny-gif-8062696

Anyhow

I need more pain

leve

[blissful oxide]

pain leave

[sick crest]

Nugget

[devout bough]

I should have done excercizes daily

Now i have gold bulins deficiency

[dapper iron]

Just pull more for dupes

[agile silo]

I have a baddd feeling about this

[ancient mulch]

Royal james its beautiful

[ancient mulch]

L2D?

[oblique sinew]

no

[devout bough]

Yes

[ancient mulch]

glory

[urban raven]

what r the best l2d(+) skins in ur guys' opinion

[violet panther]

[rose spire]

Don’t know who this person is but they chill ngl

[urban raven]

cooked

[violet panther]

a sort of golem-cavalry

[rose spire]

Akashi is gonna Bring 4K oil today it’s fine

[blissful oxide]

[teal girder]

cog shortage again during mini event

[sweet galleon]

Damn. I didnt realize the bp from this event were only series 6

I was excited for 10 more nakhimov bp

[devout bough]

Napoli's is my favourite so far

[lusty marsh]

23 like...

lebron james edit plays

[burnt idol]

Shinano l2d up there

[blissful oxide]

still havent went into cog shortage yet

[devout bough]

This skin is peak

[blissful oxide]

napole

[devout bough]

la pole

[teal girder]

the 2 ijn UR

and now the DRs getting close to LV30

[blissful oxide]

[devout bough]

My golden lewd is so close to Level 30

i can taste her

[tall bridge]

go grind the commissions and the emergency ones

[devout bough]

is it just me or is this table massive???

[blissful oxide]

both

[devout bough]

table

tab le

[mortal hill]

Hmmm

[devout bough]

actually nvm

[blissful oxide]

guh

[devout bough]

my golden lewd needs 179 more DR prints

[blissful oxide]

the rb

[devout bough]

fuck

[blissful oxide]

179 is indeed near

[devout bough]

NEAR

[blissful oxide]

NEAR!!!

[mortal hill]

Æ

[cobalt dagger]

Guys,how tall akagi and kaga?

[echo harbor]

Taller than you

[violet panther]

probably 165cm at best

[cobalt dagger]

Like180+?

[blissful oxide]

if u are

[rose spire]

10/10 name don’t regret it

[lilac merlin]

???

[silver atlas]

i think she likes Dark Souls 3

[violet panther]

it's just Taihou shout player's name repeatly?

[rose spire]

But it’s dark souls 3

[violet panther]

should let her try Elden Ring?

[rose spire]

Hmmmmm

[mortal hill]

Yes

[lament palm]

What even is the context behind that

Ah I get it now

[rose spire]

She also loves Elden ring

[violet panther]

how will she react if the NPC has "No Maiden(?)" quoted?

[rose spire]

“No maiden, No maiden, No maiden.”

[violet panther]

"No Maid EN"?

[rose spire]

GENIUS

[violet panther]

make her say Albacore

[lusty marsh]

the house always wins

[grand lodge]

Albacore?

[neat moat]

Taihou would scuttle herself rather than force to say that

[rare flower]

Does anyone know when the musashi banner will rerun?

[grand lodge]

[violet panther]

how many times she'll be resus until Eldridge battery run out...

[blissful oxide]

eld battery never ran out

[violet panther]

10 hours continuously, at best

[blissful oxide]

e

[vocal beacon]

xactly

[violet panther]

she can extend Tesla car range by 600 miles, if she's a passenger

[blissful oxide]

#game-news

[candid scarab]

Slurp

[vagrant coyote]

the forbidden slurp

more like

[dim osprey]

Fffffucking lorddddd she is SPILLING out of that thing

[vagrant coyote]

slurp it all down my throat

[dim osprey]

BASED

[ancient mulch]

i want this skin back

[violet panther]

Royal James eh....can't remember if she's related to QAR pursuit

[candid scarab]

Dat face

[blissful oxide]

must be enjoying smt

which cant be expressed with words

[glossy arch]

The skin name explains everything

[blissful oxide]

true

[violet panther]

another QAR's pirate homie

[blissful oxide]

the dorm gonna have some fun...

[candid scarab]

HMS Royal James was a 100-gun first-rate ship of the line of the Royal Navy,

[violet panther]

actually, might be no

Royal James, Formerly "Revenge" pirate ship , a subordinate of QAR

[wraith adder]

thats

just a naked woman

[dapper iron]

Royal James skin revealed?!

Pre-ordered

[blissful oxide]

pre-obtained

[candid scarab]

Where'd you see that?

[teal girder]

Royal King James

[violet panther]

temp to try her green tongue?

[violet panther]

Captain "Stede Bonnet" an underling of Blackbeard

[blissful oxide]

abandoned fancy

[dapper iron]

Forbidden Slurp

[violet panther]

and consider she is tentacles, that theme is usually more related to pirate ship than navy sails except Mary

[dapper iron]

Tentacles have been here since day one

[blissful oxide]

will there be a new dorm layout

[dapper iron]

Tentacave dorm

[blissful oxide]

[candid scarab]

Probably

[violet panther]

we got tentacling tongue of Fancy, now a green tongue of RJ

[blissful oxide]

the dorm layout need to be lewd in any means too

o yea gonna buy the meowfficer too

[vocal beacon]

Thermonuclear bomb

[steel terrace]

Slurp

[violet panther]

green-custard Slurp from her

[vocal beacon]

Slurpee

[knotty star]

dawg they did not name a skin “the forbidden slurp” 😭

[vocal beacon]

The forbidden slurp

[celest saddle]

the whole coochie is out in that skin

[raven grove]

Wha...

[knotty star]

they just stopped caring i guess

i’ve noticed a trend

[celest saddle]

I aint complaining

[knotty star]

can’t a brother just get his oath skin 😔

[blissful oxide]

how forbidden is it

[teal girder]

not able to display kind

[violet panther]

probably entire casks of Absinthe

[raven grove]

Speaking of oath skins, Tirpitz and Shinano when

[glossy arch]

Tirpitz Zwei when?

[blissful oxide]

that one isn't much... if it is most is already forbidden...

[hearty salmon]

Lotta tongues recently

Hot batshit horny wife material

[blissful oxide]

hi sir

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-gif-20609847

[hearty salmon]

Yes hello

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-just-so-peak-peak-panda-peak-panda-it's-just-so-peak-gif-10789048890486755182

[hearty salmon]

Does that mean we’re hot enough where we’e essexually attractive to them?

Sweet merry mother of joseph

WE GOT A CHANCE BOYS

[blissful oxide]

Joseph what

[neat moat]

Imagine calling them Hag is crazy

[modern dew]

had the smallest portion of spaghetti ever

DD serving

[blissful oxide]

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-joestar-stardust-crusaders-jojo-what-gif-18826950

"wdym my mother?"

[modern dew]

you're my mother?

damn

since when

[blissful oxide]

since tmrw

[violet panther]

Super Creek or FDG?

[grand lodge]

[placid gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-tired-gif-7435364600068725269

[hearty salmon]

Just realized that Golden leuw’s boobs are so big that they sag. So by comparism FdG would probably be that meme where the anime girl compares boobs

[full cypress]

hopefully never

[worthy pagoda]

both

[tall bridge]

https://fxtwitter.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1980091599439667343/photo/1

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

🌪The Forbidden Slurp🌪
︀︀
︀︀Where... am I? Brrr, it's cold... What am I supposed to– Oh, you look pretty warm, stranger. Would you mind... sharing a little of your body heat?
︀︀
︀︀Royal James is changing into her new attire. She will grace your dock in the near future, Commander.

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FxTwitter · Oct 20, 2025, 2:00 AM

her cute personality reminds me of

kingprotea from fate

[blissful oxide]

go on

[solid whale]

good heavens

[blissful oxide]

it's the big guy

[tall bridge]

nah, kingprotea is kaiju daughter

[hollow quarry]

thicc

[tall bridge]

uma musume collab event when?

[violet panther]

also her black cloth is slimy-viscous-y

[sinful vapor]

tomorrow

[violet panther]

she really has shark teeth

[blissful oxide]

def not sharp

[violet panther]

u wish they won't ...or else

[royal sigil]

[violet panther]

[red sapphire]

Ok quick question any brands that have ships from AL I can look up online

[royal sigil]

[silver bear]

Bro, thats like an mm from being straight porn

[lapis blade]

calling it forbidden slurp is odd

[weak parrot]

I love Ruppy

[meager marsh]

I wish this one was the dynamic one….. she’s def my favourite out of the bunch don’t plan on buying any skins cuz of that…….

[red sapphire]

Anyone know where other than yostar store I can get some AL shirts and other stuff

[blissful oxide]

expression check

🔍

[lapis blade]

Will AL have one?

[violet panther]

memetically, Azuma is one

[hollow quarry]

just insert skk with azuma

[red sapphire]

Can anyone recommend me an anime line to get merch from with AL ships

[violet panther]

idk any outside Yostar store

[red sapphire]

Oof

[grand lodge]

[lapis blade]

i mean they just sell limited merch besides that they dont allow retail

[violet panther]

outside the figures

[lapis blade]

she just sits on her rig tho

doesnt look like shes disabled

or idk shes mostly sitting in her skins

[meager marsh]

THEY MADE HER TOO CUTE

[violet panther]

pat her, tend her, hug her

||she got a sadder end among pirates irl||

[hollow quarry]

have you ever see her standing at all

just saying

[violet panther]

only her chibi stands

[blissful oxide]

main focus

[meager marsh]

YES!!!! FOREVER!!!!!!! hope she gets an oath skin someday in the far or near future…..

[lapis blade]

yeah the chibi stands

[meager marsh]

what was her end….

[blissful oxide]

none

(insert)

[blissful oxide]

does any tempesta shipgirl get oath skin yet

[meager marsh]

Nope! She has to be the first just out of bias

[blissful oxide]

[violet panther]

arbitraily as telltales of Charlestown

[violet panther]

while her captain hanged there after captured by authority

[lapis blade]

thats official art

shes also standing here

[violet panther]

Nanoda and Swiftsure both there

[austere mesa]

[austere mesa]

such a shame EN server didnt get the tentacle attachment

[tall bridge]

since, we gonna have a new pirate event. akashi can enjoy herself; getting herself wrapped up by their tentacles

[meager marsh]

I don’t know if she’ll really enjoy that

[heady pawn]

Arizona perhaps
I don't recall ever seeing her standing except in fanarts

There is also Friedrich Carl, although she is just floating on her default skin

[lapis blade]

too many Azumas

[meager marsh]

There can never be too many

[bitter axle]

Azumusashi

[violet panther]

(K)azuma

[echo harbor]

A big tentacle for you then

[heady pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/konosuba-gif-19659111

[grand lodge]

Why she mad for Bru

[violet panther]

too many reasons to count

[grand lodge]

What could possibly be

[lapis blade]

(In)azuma

[violet panther]

IJN Inazuma
Raiden : "i only have her for a millennia, but if anything happen to Inazuma, i 'll cook

[blissful oxide]

millennia but when her sister

[violet panther]

her sister got yeeted during Khaenriah insurrection

5 centuries ago

[blissful oxide]

5 millennia

trust

[violet panther]

that's Zhongli's late-wife Guizhong

[blissful oxide]

wife? does he? dosent he had many wifes on the mountain?

[violet panther]

depend if u interpret Madam Ping, and Xin Yuan (cloud retainer) as just his underlings or concubines

[blissful oxide]

one named ganyu

[violet panther]

that's the goat raised by Xin Yuan, and she's only 2000 years old

[blissful oxide]

hey! but thats still a wife atleast!

[violet panther]

||good luck try to say that on R/Ganyumains||

[blissful oxide]

||i would never open it anyways||

[violet panther]

excellent choice

[blissful oxide]

heh

would never knew what are those users saying abt her over there

[lapis blade]

she only knows how to cut things precisely not cooking

[blissful oxide]

[lapis blade]

also the fact that every Raiden in Hoyoverse got the same VA as Amagi

[violet panther]

that is why the word is the Avenger-level-threat

[lapis blade]

is something

[blissful oxide]

hoyoverse be multiverse

[violet panther]

Amagi, Tosa, and Monarch

[lapis blade]

high threat in the kitchen

never let her be on it

[blissful oxide]

xiangling would like to help

at the kitchen

[violet panther]

people rather kts then taste hers

[lapis blade]

Genshin's uncle roger

then escoffier being gordon ramsay

[blissful oxide]

heh

[violet panther]

even xiangling can't help if Escoffier is there

[lapis blade]

that would be the last time they tried helping Ei out

[blissful oxide]

then here comes shenhe to extinguish the fire

[violet panther]

on the contrary, Escoffier's magical fryer can re-cook any food even Raiden's to be come edible

[lapis blade]

Furina is the critic

[blissful oxide]

she may just scream and run away instead

heh

[lapis blade]

can she take the sustew out of it

[violet panther]

she rather let Arleccino bully than tasting Raiden's

[blissful oxide]

escoffier be escort instead

[violet panther]

[blissful oxide]

arlecchino bullying fontaine version of raiden?

[violet panther]

it's basically portable microwave-oven at a shape of magical-dishbowl

[jaunty adder]

[violet panther]

wait until Clorinde shout singature "OWARI DA"

[lapis blade]

i personally think Clorinde is the fontain version of raiden

[blissful oxide]

[dark comet]

where can i get t5 data packs

[lapis blade]

besides the button is amazing

[violet panther]

hilarity ensue if Clorinde and Kuki Shinobu meet

[raven grove]

Boop

[blissful oxide]

smt happens when clorinde and keqing meet...

the flash

[lapis blade]

i only get them in seasonal battlepass but idk maybe in W14 and W15 its obtainable

[blissful oxide]

oh hey, a painleve from d3

[lapis blade]

oh wait thats gear box im thinking

[blissful oxide]

limit break time

[royal sigil]

[lapis blade]

i just listened to her voice, she does really sound Mamagi

no difference

[blissful oxide]

last words before they are seperated

[hollow quarry]

wdym, you keeping them right, right?

[violet panther]

• Raiden Ei, the soft and teasy tone of Amagi and Tosa
• Raiden Shogun , the stern and callous tone of Monarch
  (same va)

[blissful oxide]

no

[hollow quarry]

why no

[blissful oxide]

limit break gonna get them above lv 1, so they are seperated then

unless... favourite them... ig

[hollow quarry]

oh, i though you send them to the scrapyard

[blissful oxide]

lo

[hollow quarry]

phew, saved

[royal sigil]

[blissful oxide]

heh

[blissful oxide]

[lapis blade]

Raiden Shogun is just Mamagi but without the softness

[violet panther]

and then ofc, the childish dork , that is Amagichan

[violet panther]

as i said , Monarch voice exactly

[lapis blade]

is there a character in genshin that got the same VA as essex

[blissful oxide]

indeed

[blissful oxide]

idk, i dont remember such stuff sadly

[lapis blade]

https://tenor.com/view/kuki-shinobu-shinobu-kuki-kuki-gif-25302086

her

[violet panther]

she's Essex va

[blissful oxide]

ohhh

[violet panther]

Clorinde is Enty

Raiden is...as mentioned

[blissful oxide]

what abt musashi

[violet panther]

Furina is.....Bestia

[blissful oxide]

no connection?

h

[dapper iron]

Slime skin?

Has potential

[violet panther]

Musashi is Columbina

[blissful oxide]

[violet panther]

Formi is Asmoday

[lapis mesa]

The Forbidden Slurp Mountain dew girl looks drinkable alright

[violet panther]

Nicolosso De Recco (pasta dd) is Paimon

[blissful oxide]

insane..

[blissful oxide]

the mountain dew..

[lapis blade]

whos Damselette

[violet panther]

Damselette is Columbina

[blissful oxide]

dainsleif?

but hey

the mountain dew is surely a holy water to the gooners

[lapis blade]

also Jean Gunhildr got the VA of Kongou and Ashigara

Castorice too

[violet panther]

used to remember va-relations but forgor most of them

[blissful oxide]

heh

[lapis blade]

Nah imagine Maruzensky with Musashi's voice

[violet panther]

Mavuika is the Gas

[blissful oxide]

gas can?

[lapis blade]

Gascogne

[blissful oxide]

ah

[lapis blade]

Sims too

[blissful oxide]

sim card

[violet panther]

and more obviously popular, like Yae = Eugen/Agir

Lumine = Taihou

Unknown Goddess/Asmoday = Formi = Kiana

[heady pawn]

Lisa = Duke of York

[lapis blade]

big forehead got the same VA as goo goo babies

yorktown

[violet panther]

Klee is Nagato

loli of mass destruction

[heady pawn]

Astolfo = Mutsuki

[dark comet]

what is w14?

[pastel moat]

Can someone please explain to me

[violet panther]

Astolfo = Mutsuki (AL) = Mutsuki (BA)

[pastel moat]

Why is the outfit called "the forbidden slurp"

[nova monolith]

ong, the pose

[pastel moat]

I swear she has sharp teeth where the sun doesn't shine

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-1644030559217035648

[lapis blade]

shes soaked in green forbidden radioactive goo

[heady pawn]

That's the most blursed part

[lapis blade]

craze

[violet panther]

https://tenor.com/view/gasper-vladi-anime-cute-innocent-gif-16953583

remember this femboy from DxD?

Eugen's

[pastel moat]

I always hated that vampire

[violet panther]

the scamcat, QEs, and Sara = Agnes Tachyon

[pastel moat]

Warspite does sound cute, I agree

[heady pawn]

Nonna from GuP

[pastel moat]

I wish we could have ho'olheyak in azur lane

Just for Halloween

[violet panther]

serpent girl?

[pastel moat]

Ye

[lavish oracle]

damn

i could go for some big tiddy horny nuns rn

🙏

[blissful oxide]

rn?

damn

[lapis mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/tasty-pulp-fiction-beverage-drink-samuel-l-jackson-gif-17825290

[blissful oxide]

can't be the batman again

🙏

[lapis mesa]

Going to call her The Drink

[violet panther]

the Absinthe

[heady pawn]

We have them

[pastel moat]

I sold that one, purple rarity

[violet panther]

the french one

[pastel moat]

[tardy hawk]

is it just me, or has AL progressively stopped holding back with the new outfits

[jaunty adder]

man a overlord collab sounds nice

[violet panther]

always has been

[pastel moat]

Forbidden slurp

[tardy hawk]

[violet panther]

that's actual name of "her" skin

[blissful oxide]

can't be fake and real

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-arona-licks-gif-494252915199264994

[violet panther]

including her custard tongue

[dapper iron]

They haven't been holding back for a while

[lavish oracle]

👅👅👅

[heady pawn]

For a while, as in years

[pastel moat]

How many sirens do we have now

[tardy hawk]

I noticed an uptick alittle before Mogador came around, as for before then, I dont have to much memory, outfits like Musashi were a tad bit more tame

[pastel moat]

Fancy, james and adventure

[dapper iron]

They're not sirens

[tardy hawk]

^

[dapper iron]

Just tentacreatures

[tardy hawk]

old sailing ships

[violet panther]

about 44 types

[heady pawn]

This one came out years before they made Mogador, so...

[tardy hawk]

its more tame imo. less things showing

[dapper iron]

Thats really not bad at all, standard swimsuit affair

[heady pawn]

There is also Ranger with her retrofit skin

[dapper iron]

Probably see worse on a magazine at grocery she store

[lapis mesa]

well :d you could do a lot of hidden stuff with old l2ds

[blissful oxide]

🦇 🦇

[lapis mesa]

but they have made it all way easier

so yes

also just added way more features

that and the 3d dorm seems like the main thing that would be "stopped holding back"

[tardy hawk]

oh yeah, Ive seen bits in #game-news , is there some sort of 3D thing?

[dapper iron]

There's 2

[sacred oak]

good morning nerds

[dapper iron]

A dorm animation viewer thing and an animal crossing knockoff

[tardy hawk]

interesting

[heady pawn]

The turning point was when they raised the age rating

They have gone all out since then

[tardy hawk]

that makes sense, when was this?

[sacred oak]

game was better when it had a lower age rating

[tardy hawk]

Ive been gone from AL for a while now

[sacred oak]

[sacred oak]

animal crossing update was 2 weeks ago

[heady pawn]

2 years ago, right before they made Golden Hind

[lapis mesa]

Really? Did we lose something

[sacred oak]

skins were more to my taste

[tardy hawk]

I had a feeling, thats when I noticed a change

[dapper iron]

The game got real updates fir the main game when it was a lower age rating

[lapis mesa]

so nothing

ok

[violet panther]

it was 12+ then it's 16+

[tardy hawk]

its almost 18+ at this point

[violet panther]

can say it's like 17+ atm

[sacred oak]

good skins are so rare now

[hollow quarry]

Yea, clothes budget for the girl

[sacred oak]

saves me money I suppose

[dapper iron]

Animations>Quality and design now

[blissful oxide]

hi bro
long time no see

[tardy hawk]

my last skins were Shinano's race outfit, and Helena's swimsuit

[sacred oak]

fella's what's the difference between spending money on clothes and spending money on a girl to take the clothes off?

the answer is obvious

[blissful oxide]

one is environment friendly

one is environment waste

[heady pawn]

Depends on the theme imo
The oath skins are getting better than the old ones

[lapis mesa]

my last skin was Oumi, Unzen, Hakuhou, Asama

[sacred oak]

Nu Lane has had some pretty dissappointing oath skins

[lapis mesa]

I hope Amagi CV gets a 2 sided L2D

[blissful oxide]

my last skin was my last skin

[tardy hawk]

im seeing a specific type

[blissful oxide]

l2d+

[sacred oak]

dommy kemonomimi mommies

[lapis mesa]

ohh

knew I was forgetting soemthing ffs

and Alsace

[blissful oxide]

alsus

[tardy hawk]

I think my favorites would be Musashi, Shinano, and Helena

still no Yamato though huh

[sacred oak]

in terms of oath skins?

[tardy hawk]

in general

[balmy lichen]

Weakest AL player

[tardy hawk]

atleast I havent heard of Yamato being added

[heady pawn]

Zara is underrated

[lapis mesa]

I still wish South Dakota got a new outfit :_:

[sacred oak]

Musashi's oath skin really misses the point of a wedding dress

[tardy hawk]

It didnt feel too special to me

[heavy pagoda]

shrimple,

[heady pawn]

Ma'am, the honeymoon is for after the wedding, not during"

[heavy pagoda]

because all the sisters get added first before the main one

[sacred oak]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[blissful oxide]

dead chat

[tardy hawk]

Alive talk

[pastel moat]

I like when they add skins with pointy ears

[sacred oak]

they'll make up a fake Yamato class ship before we get actual Yamato

[heavy pagoda]

i mean the A-150 exist

[lapis mesa]

Fake news

[pastel moat]

New ship, "Otamay"

[blissful oxide]

a

[tardy hawk]

b

[sacred oak]

c

[tired eagle]

D

[heavy pagoda]

E

[tired eagle]

F

[sacred oak]

RUSH

[tired eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360567906798272553/1419264888538398750/attachment.gif

[pastel moat]

There's always a buzzkill

[heady pawn]

PR9 perhaps

[tired eagle]

ALWAYS has to be💔

[tardy hawk]

fret not over such small events, the alphabet would eventually end, as all roads do

[violet panther]

imagone got Nimi-tagged when one is queued to say the "n" letter

[solid whale]

black ops 2 level intro

[sacred oak]

from yesterday

[violet panther]

Vipers, Seahawk, Stallions, and Ospreys

[sacred oak]

I was not attending by choice

but the beach assault demo was cool

[manic hinge]

What emotion does this convey

[violet panther]

a teasy/trolly sus

[sacred oak]

a mix of amusement, superiority, and disgust

[restive wing]

What that evil smug is that?

[violet panther]

something like "aren't you? / you dare? / you?....really? / ..."

[solid whale]

I think her face says "im too sigma for you betamale"

[violet panther]

her smug contrasts Rj's timidness

[viral matrix]

everything and nothing at once

[rose spire]

I’m not sure if I wanna replace Roon or not

[mossy pivot]

Already in, Izumo.

[viral matrix]

she'll kill you if you do

i mean go ahead

[rose spire]

I reckon she’ll be nice about it

[violet panther]

depend on your rizz dialogue skill to convince her

[timid ermine]

I AM MUSIC

[crude echo]

I guess I'm missing out on the 2nd event I've seen so far..

[blissful oxide]

better than me unable to beat ex

[violet panther]

||same||

[hearty salmon]

Mmm choco cake

Thank you for the food

[crude echo]

so the ex is that bad?

im just curious to see if i can clear d3 once

[violet panther]

havne't tried manualing the Ex

[restive wing]

Ehhh Choco cake?

[hearty salmon]

For legal reasons I cannot answer that question

[crude echo]

how is d3 ? hard or just annoying?

[weak parrot]

I love ruppy

[violet panther]

her skin is basically, black viscous liquid as her clothing

and the green pool she's in

[hearty salmon]

Yes

Choco cake

[hearty salmon]

WHERE ARE HER PANTIES

[weak parrot]

Missing

[crude echo]

lol

[weak parrot]

she might have forgot to wear them

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-l-jackson-stare-zoom-gif-6971359044835602502

[hearty salmon]

Hawt

Imagine if every lewd skin is just because on that particular day the shipfu was horny and wanted to night battle

Musashi’s bunny skin

[violet panther]

looksing from her interaction, she's submissive type

[hearty salmon]

Moggy uh moggy is prob horny 24/7

[hearty salmon]

Nice I do love me some subway every now and then

[violet panther]

especially rice-dish in Subway here

[craggy matrix]

i dev30 my first ship

[blissful oxide]

damn

[tired crown]

[blissful oxide]

birb

[tired crown]

Yallo

[weak parrot]

something something British sex

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/placyisbabe-azur-lane-implacable-gif-7156489506513765106

[blissful oxide]

yi

[tired crown]

[dapper iron]

A rare Howe appears

[tawny zenith]

Ruppy?

[violet panther]

more or less

also VATs

even more so in movie "In Time"

[blissful oxide]

then the chat is dead

[craggy matrix]

do you guys seperately pay taxes

Alongside buying stuff

Or pay it right when you buy the stuff

[violet panther]

seperate

VAT and tax-filing

[craggy matrix]

usa is a hellhole.

[violet panther]

one can say their country is a hellhole

depend on how cynical they look on

[blissful oxide]

lol

[craggy matrix]

why don't people leave the country if the economy of the country is this good

[blissful oxide]

cuz yes

[violet panther]

do they have money to leave?

[blissful oxide]

waiting for myth

[blissful oxide]

they might have raft to...

[craggy matrix]

yeah the distribution of money isn't equal

[violet panther]

and yes, US, paying 100k $ per year to work there, for foreign employee

[craggy matrix]

and even though they will leave the country they still have to pay taxes

I think

[blissful oxide]

foreign employee higher quality

[violet panther]

if it's foreign student in a country, they at least has to pay VAT

[latent phoenix]

The cool part of tempests ships are their design the bad part is they’re like trying to take down a tiger with kolibri pistol

[blissful oxide]

well

how's the government after malfunction for 17 days?

[latent phoenix]

Like why are there wood ships against a Yamato class ship

[craggy matrix]

going to America would be a fatal mistake in life

[latent phoenix]

Going to India

[violet panther]

it also mean, the company that hired said foreign employee, is willing to pay 100k$ a year for one, means that foreign employee is either genius/invaluable/gigachads enough to worth

[craggy matrix]

that too

[latent phoenix]

Would you rather die of thirst or drink from the Ganges

[craggy matrix]

Die of thirst

[violet panther]

either way is very much suffering

[craggy matrix]

the water in ganges is as clear as the drainage water in there

[craggy matrix]

but atleast they dont seem to have a tax filing problem

but it doesn't make up for the rest of their cons

[latent phoenix]

I love how before internet India was like “oh the land of spirituality and self understanding “ and now it’s like “yuck”

[craggy matrix]

true

[violet panther]

well already aware how overpopulated India has been for land size

[blissful oxide]

to find out most employee is from 1 region

[latent phoenix]

Like I really though India was like a place where you went to be in peace with yourself now I under it’s a place you go if you are dumb

[craggy matrix]

overpopulation is a real problem in india and it results in the inequality of money distribution among people

[blissful oxide]

moood is happy with that one

[craggy matrix]

go to any European country at this point

[violet panther]

well because of that, it's a renaissance for other English speaking countries, like UK, Australia, NewZealand, Canada, among others. to welcome them

[craggy matrix]

Atleast they got standards

[tired crown]

How many people in Azur lane have blue hair

[blissful oxide]

ah

[latent phoenix]

Nah any European country is full of Middle East dudes

[blissful oxide]

what abt the east of the earth

[fluid pier]

I wouldn't call this fixed

[latent phoenix]

Specially France

[fluid pier]

[latent phoenix]

But yet again why would you go to France

[craggy matrix]

yeah

[blissful oxide]

why not Germany

[latent phoenix]

India of Europe

[craggy matrix]

I hate fr*nce

[blissful oxide]

lul

[violet panther]

heard there's a heist in Louvre Muesuem

[blissful oxide]

u hate frnc?

welp

[craggy matrix]

yes I hate fr*nce

[blissful oxide]

dumb dumb

auto

[craggy matrix]

but I love alsace though

[blissful oxide]

fr*nch

[latent phoenix]

Tell me one good thing France has given us apart from the amx 50 and Rafale

[craggy matrix]

I would take her out of france

[violet panther]

"menu" word

[latent phoenix]

Exactly nothing

I want you to remember how Disney told us how real French people are

https://tenor.com/view/atlantis-mole-gif-25274354

[violet panther]

idk much enough about french products in world market to comment

[craggy matrix]

french companies are the worst in the world honestly

for example

[jaunty adder]

[craggy matrix]

Take gameloft.

[violet panther]

other than ofc, your military-centric War Thunder reference

[craggy matrix]

French company

and right now it is abysmal

doing anime collabs just to rejuvenate their games

[tired crown]

[latent phoenix]

So anyways

When Yamato

And Missouri

[craggy matrix]

next year trust

jp 9th anniversary

[latent phoenix]

And if Missouri doesn’t have any lines making reference to battleship I’ll burn myself

[violet panther]

then u may prepare your stake

[craggy matrix]

stake mentioned?!?!?!?!?!?

[tired crown]

Steak

[craggy matrix]

let's go gambling

[lapis blade]

Im still confused how tax system works and how does one tax evade

[violet panther]

do you pay tax?

[latent phoenix]

So let me get this straight we have Essex retrofit but we don’t have jets

[lapis blade]

Aren't people at the young age paying tax already with the vat tax paid when you buy something like from a supermarket

[blissful oxide]

Essex retro but no f18

[lapis blade]

Also im not even considered an adult yet and jobless

Im unemployed

[violet panther]

the moment you have monthly income from job or business, u start paying tax by% of income

[lapis blade]

Why do people have to pay it manually tho...

[violet panther]

because without tax, the state won't has budget to maintain or develop

[lapis blade]

No wonder tax evasion is a thing

[blissful oxide]

tax evaded successfully, congrats commander!

[lapis blade]

Im pennyless

[blissful oxide]

🫳

[craggy matrix]

jump out of the country and throw all of your IDs away

[lapis blade]

I only have $4 in my wallet and another 4 in my card

[violet panther]

without your ID, or stateless, u may also got excluded from basic human-rights

[blissful oxide]

noice

[violet panther]

[lapis blade]

Actually my wallet is full of pennies

[craggy matrix]

a question: if you weren't american, which country would you like to be in

[blissful oxide]

ok thanks

[latent phoenix]

Remember there’s 2 places your tax money can go
1(the boring one): schools and healthcare
2(the cool one) Boeing and Lockheed Martin question what happens if you strap a orphan to a jet engine

[lapis blade]

I only have my school ID, the government forgor the national id thats supposed to be given besides its not even valid but government issued

[blissful oxide]

Lockheed Martin? go get a jet....

[craggy matrix]

and 3 directly to the president

[violet panther]

yes "jet engine" both civilian and military

[lapis blade]

Germany

[craggy matrix]

I so much agree with you

[lapis blade]

Lockheed martin planning to establish an assembly plant in my place

[blissful oxide]

but first u need to fail arts

[blissful oxide]

damn

go invent a hypersonic stealth jet first

[latent phoenix]

Ww2 Japanese experiments be like
“What would happen if I strap this little Chinese kid with tuberculosis to a shell of the Yamato and shoot it towards his house”

[lapis blade]

Had talked with the governor of my province few weeks ago

[violet panther]

remember, the SR-72

not SR-71

[blissful oxide]

I'm sure the fire powder doesn't exist

[blissful oxide]

ah yes

[craggy matrix]

Isn't it called gunpowder

[blissful oxide]

yea

[blissful oxide]

go negotiate

[latent phoenix]

Japanese scientists after realizing a kid will indeed die if you infect him with the black plague

[devout bough]

Clem and Jean Bart might be coming in War Thunder

[violet panther]

that actually what could happened in Unit 731 of IJ in ww2

Unit 731, an infamous science/bio/chemical human experiment bureau of IJ

[devout bough]

Naval leak list

Anyone knows what tf "Erevan" is

[blissful oxide]

l

[lapis blade]

Ill but it on my plan C to work for lockheed if i didn't succeed to become a shikikan

[latent phoenix]

Not to forget that they also did the “what would would happen if we keep alive this man for weeks that received the equivalent to a trillion chest X-rays in one millisecond”

[blissful oxide]

just take away the classified documents and hand it to war thunder

[violet panther]

the most elite of the Lockheeds, the "Skunk Works"

[latent phoenix]

Naval mid

Air and ground top

[devout bough]

Opinion mid

[lapis blade]

Logistical U hawk

Leak

[latent phoenix]

Nah nah why would you play naval

[lapis blade]

Ez

[lapis mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mad-rage-adventure-time-lemon-grab-gif-5136981

[latent phoenix]

Holy bad

[violet panther]

unless it's hilarity ensue, for example, 80 Abrams vs a Yamato

[lapis blade]

If Lockheed plans to build an assembly plant in my country for F16s they might aswell build F35s on it aswell

[blissful oxide]

ez

[devout bough]

DU dart to the above waterline ammorack gonna end that pretty quickly

[blissful oxide]

or maybe f47

[latent phoenix]

Im more of “oh shit there’s 30
AMRAAMs coming at me” game mode

[violet panther]

||result : Yamato totalled vs 12 Abrams lost||

[devout bough]

Sounds about right

Yamato would need a direct hit with her main guns to take out an Abrams

[lapis blade]

Is that the next gen fighter twamp was talking about last time

[violet panther]

more ww2-ish 80 Tiger1 vs Yammy

[latent phoenix]

Bring back the su47

[violet panther]

||result : Yamato-totalled, 24 Tiger1 left||

[latent phoenix]

That thing was cool asf

[lapis blade]

Neat

[latent phoenix]

Manjuu should update Hindenburg skin to have more stuff

[violet panther]

sadly, Fly-by-Wire has made forward-swept-wing mostly obsolete

[devout bough]

Made butter chicken.

[latent phoenix]

That looks like google without offense

[blissful oxide]

yes

[devout bough]

Thanks

[blissful oxide]

tho it's only sketch rn

[devout bough]

That's flattering.

[blissful oxide]

when the neighbour alr testing the flight

[violet panther]

Yamato pov

[latent phoenix]

Man what would I give to fly the f22

[devout bough]

Here's the thing in the box in the fridge

After i finished eating it for lunch.

[latent phoenix]

Ok now I believe you

[devout bough]

Lol

[blissful oxide]

is that pig in it

[devout bough]

Idk i'd assume it to be chicken

[lapis blade]

The super duper fighter jet

[latent phoenix]

If I had to guess I would say you live in Swiss or Sweden

I don’t know why but your wood table gives me that vibe

Or I’m just woozy

[violet panther]

[devout bough]

Yeah you're woozy.

🫂

[craggy matrix]

suffering

[devout bough]

Suffrening

[craggy matrix]

I got a Clemenceau copy 💔🥀

[violet panther]

Pain(leve) and Suff(ren)ing

[blissful oxide]

can't be real...

[devout bough]

I want more Clem copies

[blissful oxide]

sketch

[devout bough]

Hope i'll get some

[latent phoenix]

Which country gets the next ur

Usa?

[blissful oxide]

idk

[craggy matrix]

unannounced

[blissful oxide]

but there a ur rerun first prob

named unzen

[craggy matrix]

Yeah unzen

CA

[devout bough]

Probably Eagle for next UR

[craggy matrix]

I hope the french strike again

[violet panther]

it can be any faction that is not IJN

[latent phoenix]

And as long as it’s not a destroyer

Unless it’s like mogador or z52

[craggy matrix]

of course it won't be a destroyer

[violet panther]

i dont mind if it's thicc DD

[craggy matrix]

It would be a CL

[latent phoenix]

If it’s like shima I’ll burn myself

[violet panther]

[craggy matrix]

start pouring the gasoline twin

[devout bough]

i wish

but unlikely

[violet panther]

why u hate Shima?

[latent phoenix]

Like why manjuu thinks I was on the Epstein island

Dawg I don’t like dd’s that look like children

Burn them all

[craggy matrix]

shima is a loli

that's why

[latent phoenix]

Give me more trafalgars

[craggy matrix]

and loli = bad

[violet panther]

Shima? loli? that's debatable tbh

[latent phoenix]

That’s why I despise those ships

[latent phoenix]

Nah dude don’t come with the “she’s actually a 5000 year old blah blah”

[tired stump]

Friend shaped ships

[craggy matrix]

I hope it is a CB on december

[lucid dawn]

Shima is a child

[violet panther]

if u beleive she is one , i won't bother argue