al-general

[abstract ingot]

Look at all the Janus skins and quality

[sinful vapor]

Sunday!

[craggy matrix]

halford bett er

[sinful vapor]

also cin gray part 2 ep3 soon

[dapper iron]

Thanks, I randomly made it up like 20 years ago when the gamer tag "Virulence" was taken lol

[modest ingot]

damn

that sounds fire

[abstract ingot]

Take a seat

[modest ingot]

getting friends with good names is impossible nowadays

[craggy matrix]

who tf are those

[modest ingot]

somebody called theblackcat in a different font

i can't be serious with it

[worthy pagoda]

Honkai Star Rail characters

[craggy matrix]

I got a guy named derwesky

[craggy matrix]

No I mean what are the names

[weak parrot]

Kron is getting cow

[craggy matrix]

because I don't even know who are those

[dapper iron]

Wait the cow is Kronsh skin?

[craggy matrix]

Yea

[modest ingot]

Btw, what's the anime/art/game of your profile picture?

[craggy matrix]

Tamamo Cross from UmaMusume Pretty Derby

[torn tartan]

U guys mentioned my queens Janus and Halford!!!!!

[modest ingot]

oh that's tamamo??

[dapper iron]

Oh yup zoomed in and she looks pissed like Kronsh

[blissful oxide]

I nearly see the middle text as asia

[craggy matrix]

halford is great

[worthy pagoda]

Castorice is the one that appears most in the photo, idk the rest of them

[abstract ingot]

I don't really care abput Halford, Janus is great

[craggy matrix]

ok understandable

[modest ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-cross-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-uma-musume-pretty-derby-white-lightning-gif-4565250867773258398

[torn tartan]

I love all there skins so damn much. But unfortunately they r not so sexy that they rvas popular as those oppai girls skins r. It ends up skewing results of popularity

[craggy matrix]

ok understandable

[dapper iron]

Randomly found it online, Tama is my favorite horse

[abstract ingot]

And Castorice kills by being close

[modest ingot]

she looks really cool

[blissful oxide]

why not take another flight instead then

[dapper iron]

https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-tamamo-cross-tamamocross-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-1385960002495021187

[modest ingot]

i feel like it fits your name aswell

[dapper iron]

Aura farmer

[blissful oxide]

viru enjoyer

[dapper iron]

I have a fan

[abstract ingot]

Dw, the plane is going to crash, so take a seat

[modest ingot]

Yes, i am your fan now

[abstract ingot]

[modest ingot]

how do i get an autograph

[blissful oxide]

[craggy matrix]

order for 10 quid

[dapper iron]

Mail me 20 dollars

[torn tartan]

Halfords skin is in fact 1 of if not my fav skin in AL.

[craggy matrix]

i think the same

its just so adorable

[modest ingot]

what about i mail you the love inside my heart

🥵

[dapper iron]

[abstract ingot]

We went from lewd lolicons in the chat to doomposter blackpilled lolicons?

[craggy matrix]

not worth 20 dollars

[dapper iron]

Mail me your heart, thats good on the black market

[modest ingot]

it is worth

[torn tartan]

Adorable? No bud, it's sexy AF. Truly beautiful! ❤️

[abstract ingot]

Like before the le malin chatters here were like BA tier

[craggy matrix]

I think I probably used the wrong adjective

[craggy matrix]

or not

[dapper iron]

LOL

[modest ingot]

😹

[craggy matrix]

mail him your whole body

sell it in the black market

[modest ingot]

" in the back of my mind "

[blissful oxide]

the mirror or the cameraman

[torn tartan]

I love ke Malin a ton too. She's so god damn sexy.

[craggy matrix]

he will earn a billion

le malin is sexy tfdym

[dapper iron]

Blue Archivist detected

[craggy matrix]

she is far from sexy

[modest ingot]

who

[craggy matrix]

I don't even like her

[craggy matrix]

dhrbest guy

[blissful oxide]

ke malin

[dapper iron]

The Le Melon enjoyer

[torn tartan]

Wdym she isn't?

[dapper iron]

.... im not fixing that auto correct

[craggy matrix]

tfdym she is

[modest ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-limão-berserk-gif-26134098

[craggy matrix]

inaccurate

[blissful oxide]

lemelon

[torn tartan]

Cuz she is. Top tier sexy!

[modest ingot]

lemelolemon

[craggy matrix]

Blue archive is just the game for you

[dapper iron]

Are we getting trolled

[worthy pagoda]

He is in ba discord

[dapper iron]

https://tenor.com/view/essex-gif-9095988085056442890

[velvet tundra]

Who is azur lane

[craggy matrix]

you can find many people like le malin over there-

[craggy matrix]

ok then

[modest ingot]

how do i get a bromance with you

[craggy matrix]

of course he likes le malin

[abstract ingot]

Baited by lolicon doomers

[dapper iron]

You mail me 20 dollars

[modest ingot]

gold digger

[craggy matrix]

viru is not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

[abstract ingot]

Hoffen but if he liked lolis

[weak parrot]

What about Russian cow

[torn tartan]

I love 95% of BA students. I only ended up quite quiting bcuz I wasn't able to figure out how to get all my beloved girls and even the 1s I did get I cudnt raise them fast enuf to use them....

[craggy matrix]

diddy

[blissful oxide]

students

[craggy matrix]

DIDDY

[modest ingot]

In that case you could also tip me 20 dollars after

[blissful oxide]

sugar di-

[finite quest]

KONG

[weak parrot]

sex

[craggy matrix]

Fuck nintendo

[dapper iron]

Chat is definitely in a weird state tonight

[weak parrot]

I love ruppy

[finite quest]

Daily Dose of Mischief

[modest ingot]

not weirder than the person behind you

[torn tartan]

Me 2

[blissful oxide]

prinz ruppy

[dapper iron]

[blissful oxide]

panty surely can speak... right?

[craggy matrix]

you're still diddy

[weak parrot]

speaking is sus

[abstract ingot]

Wait, why is Ruppy missing them?

[oblique sinew]

[blissful oxide]

damn

synd

[modest ingot]

do ri pwana dori net

[torn tartan]

I ain't anything like Diddy. I've heard bits and pieces about him and I'd like to shoot him for wat I've heard he has done.

[abstract ingot]

Synd

[sinful vapor]

Uncle Synd

[craggy matrix]

you like children

[oblique sinew]

Hah Ara John

[modest ingot]

JE SUIS CHAUVE

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-saitama-xmxmx-otterpaka-stare-gif-25655187

[oblique sinew]

what is going on

[violet panther]

[modest ingot]

ain't no party like the diddy party

[oblique sinew]

ill have yuki fix it when hes back from afk.

[craggy matrix]

organization has also woke up

[oblique sinew]

@sour granite fix chat when yer back then help me grind

ily

[abstract ingot]

Natofood

[torn tartan]

No. I find irl kids very UNATTRACTIVE. I only like petite girls. Preferably in anime.

[abstract ingot]

[dapper iron]

[abstract ingot]

Remember

[oblique sinew]

damn i almost posted my top 5 kansen last night thanks to the booze

[dapper iron]

I should get back to work

[oblique sinew]

[modest ingot]

give me more options than 20$

[abstract ingot]

These people are not really breaking the rules so just ignore

[oblique sinew]

what a scandal

[rose spire]

Another like 5 days then I got Agir dev 30

[craggy matrix]

World is full of scandals

[blissful oxide]

nice

[craggy matrix]

And bypasses

[blissful oxide]

same strat as me

[weak parrot]

Ruppy boobs

[dapper iron]

10 dollars and an AL skin

[abstract ingot]

Ruppy's flat board

[craggy matrix]

Motivation

[modest ingot]

i don't have the game.

[blissful oxide]

lmfa9

[dapper iron]

[modest ingot]

plus i'm broke

[craggy matrix]

she's bigger than vanguard vro

[rose spire]

I did have on focus tho so most of it came from that

[blissful oxide]

o

[dapper iron]

Why are you here then

[mortal hill]

@sinful vapor zumo content we cheer

[modest ingot]

planning to play someday

[abstract ingot]

She didn't look as big until bikini

[modest ingot]

and meet people

[dapper iron]

[craggy matrix]

She still was and is

[oblique sinew]

i dont like lyme nor pearl skin

[craggy matrix]

she's not a cutting board ffs

[dapper iron]

[oblique sinew]

what viru

[craggy matrix]

cutting board contain microplastic don't you know?

ruppy doesn't have that

[modest ingot]

i gat no friends bro, maybe some dude from the black market will like my heart more than any girl or friend ever

[oblique sinew]

thats why you use a wooden one

[torn tartan]

It took me til her 2nd skin b4 I conceded. Her base skin, 1st skin, and her official in-game art all showed different chest sizes, and on avg was abit bigger then I'd like so I passed on her. But when she got her bikini skin I took some consideration again. Changed my mind 2 days after the event was over.

[dapper iron]

Lyme skin is peak

[craggy matrix]

not even irl?

[oblique sinew]

its really not

[modest ingot]

no

[dapper iron]

Just hang out in here theres always people... talking about questionable things tbh

[oblique sinew]

cant even find one thing i like about it

[craggy matrix]

you really got "no" friends at all or just fake friends all around the place

Or just no true friend

[modest ingot]

both of the two last ones and a bonus, which is, people that are never really there

[craggy matrix]

I only have 1 true friend each offline and online

and other they just blend in the atmosphere

[craggy matrix]

I join their gangs and they don't mind

[finite quest]

Pattern recognition

[craggy matrix]

essexman across the essexverse

[modest ingot]

they never approach

and i don't wanna sound weird

asking them to be my friend like, people don't normally ask this

[blissful oxide]

[craggy matrix]

can you be my friend

[craggy matrix]

Just rent a girlfriend bro

[dapper iron]

Just start playing the game, as questions, and talk to people

[craggy matrix]

Everything would be fine

[oblique sinew]

i have some acquaintances and good frineds that came from ALO as an actuality

[modest ingot]

nah bro

[oblique sinew]

90% of the mod team

[torn tartan]

The biggest tits I like, even if only sometimes is noshiro and her sis. And not her new skin as that's an abomination of her figure.

[dapper iron]

Mod powers confirmed

[modest ingot]

i'm also introvert and have social anxiety

[agile silo]

hmm

[oblique sinew]

im no longer a mod

[modest ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/higurashi-sotsu-higurashi-sotsu-rena-rena-ryuugu-gif-16597392338459678763

[mortal hill]

Old men

[oblique sinew]

you wanna fight RB

[echo harbor]

Kron Cow bikini

[mortal hill]

No i wanna eat

[agile silo]

What if manjuu release 2 skins of the same ship

[craggy matrix]

I have friends from a different community and I don't think I can make friends or acquaintances here because my taste and other people's taste vary very much

[blissful oxide]

bro gone missing for a week 💀

[echo harbor]

Wait, does that mean DISH still working for Manjuu?

[craggy matrix]

I forgot to put the quotation marks vro

And I forgot that I wrote the message even

[agile silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468719321087082516/1413398877624729634/Image_1757050797124.gif

[echo harbor]

💯 will drink

[craggy matrix]

no

[oblique sinew]

drink what

[finite quest]

Nyo. He left us

[craggy matrix]

dish doing fanbox now

[oblique sinew]

good

[blissful oxide]

guh

[oblique sinew]

he can fuck off

[echo harbor]

So it is somewhat else drawn Kron and Guam now

[craggy matrix]

bold words synd

[finite quest]

Kashino water.

[oblique sinew]

true words

[craggy matrix]

well of course he makes r18

[finite quest]

Win Win, rlly

[modest ingot]

since you're a fan of F1 can u tell me about it for a begginer

i wanna get into the topic but idk how

[craggy matrix]

im not much of an F1 fan I just joined a shit load of F1 servers for shits and giggles

only thing I know about F1 is FERNANDO ALONSO

and I watch F1 creators

for the race results and meme news

and reviews

like ricksf1addiction or dannoskill

[latent phoenix]

The most goated skin is dynamic of course

[mortal hill]

PULL HER TAILL

[modest ingot]

i see

[craggy matrix]

when is the jp version dropping vro

[echo harbor]

Izumo?

[craggy matrix]

yeah

izumomma

[oblique sinew]

okay this izumo skin is pre hot

[craggy matrix]

wait for the jp

so the bars get removed

why do the chinese even censor their posts when they don't censor the game

the en and jp accounts post uncensored

and they still don't get banned

what are they doing

[blissful oxide]

giving money to the system

[echo harbor]

Ngl, the artist drawing Kron new skin do a pretty good job

[low furnace]

roger that

[finite quest]

Izumama getting love.

[craggy matrix]

izumomma

[low furnace]

man, i just claimed my Mission task and got straight into Atago date (not that im complaining tho)

[sinful vapor]

cause ||CCCP reasons||

[craggy matrix]

bro CCCP is USSR tf are you on

its only CCP

[mortal hill]

CN forum dont go censor

[craggy matrix]

what

[blissful oxide]

lmao

the chat rn

[grizzled tree]

[low furnace]

does azur lane anime follow the game story?

[craggy matrix]

me when my random chinese gacha becomes russian all of a sudden

[sinful vapor]

yea if I get a response like that for trying to help, easy block

[blissful oxide]

qiqi

[mortal hill]

No

[sinful vapor]

I got no time to deal with nonsense

[royal sigil]

nope

[solar dome]

IZZZUUUUUMOOOOOOOOOO

[craggy matrix]

okay

[low furnace]

i see, then i can watch normally without worries about story spoiler (even tho i don't mind)

[blissful oxide]

eeesexxxxxx

[slender violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055093704995647509/1428284998213173309/essex_seggs_slow.gif

did someone say essex

[restive wing]

🍋

Lemon

[low furnace]

who is essex? is that a ship?

[slender violet]

this is tragic

[finite quest]

Queen of memes, yes

[craggy matrix]

Yeah USS Essex

[violet panther]

[finite quest]

[slender violet]

essex is overrated

[low furnace]

i see, i don't have her sadly

[craggy matrix]

She's very easy to get you just need to pull

oh man if you had joined while the 7th anniv was still on then you would've got her for FREE

[brittle vale]

Aaahh Essex

[low furnace]

and idk too much about azur lane memes, only saw Atago animation in Status videos and it was some years ago

[craggy matrix]

It was back in august

[blissful oxide]

pull on special banner pov

[craggy matrix]

I only pull on light

[blissful oxide]

lol

[finite quest]

@low furnace Essex likes lemons and her name has sex in it. That's about as deep as it goes

[blissful oxide]

and for Essex chibi version she appears to be very dumb

[low furnace]

well, the only banner i can pull is the permanent one, but they said to me to save for next limited ship that i forgot the name

[low furnace]

i see

[craggy matrix]

Isnt the event going on for you right now

Fool's scales rerun

[low furnace]

and i pull for whatever banner appears, if i have cube and money (which rn i don't have both cause im new player)

[finite quest]

I think they meant for Tempesta event

[low furnace]

probably that one

[blissful oxide]

they = gameplay help?

[slender violet]

the lyrics:

"Mwahaha, your TOO late, エンタープライズ. I am now FORKLIFT certified! MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH- OH MY GODAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

"OH MY GODDDD!! WHAT THE FUCK- MHAAAAAHHHHHH"

how did i do

[sinful vapor]

Tempesta event will be very

[sinful vapor]

essex/10

[low furnace]

i was getting help from them some days ago

[finite quest]

Yeah. Meant for Ice.

[low furnace]

is there any other ship that's forklift certified that i don't know yet?

[sinful vapor]

not sure tbh

[dapper iron]

Akashi probably

Gotta move that merch

[sinful vapor]

nah she leaves it to the manjuus

[finite quest]

Akashi sells licenses

[low furnace]

not gonna lie, imagine if they do a forklift ship as 1st april

[blissful oxide]

understandable, that's indeed their pulling suggestions

to save cubes

[low furnace]

i see, cause i was going to pull for São matinho and Gold hind, or at least dying trying

for their skins

[blissful oxide]

oh lol
their aim is ur

[sinful vapor]

replace Loki with Akagi that likes to troll Hestia

[mortal hill]

@sinful vapor the izumo skin will be

[spiral aurora]

Gold Butt spotted

[low furnace]

Akagi

[blissful oxide]

drunk spee spotted

[low furnace]

wait, i have that meme, does that mean this meme was made in Azur lane?? (i got that without realizing it was a azur lane meme until now)

[stable plank]

lyme skin kinda lame not gonna ngl

[low furnace]

i swear that i removed the S from the Spee when reading that

[sinful vapor]

you saw Izumo new skin?

[stable plank]

no

[blissful oxide]

understandable

[dapper iron]

Royal James reminds me of D7P for some reason, probably the hair

[spiral aurora]

That starfish is so lucky

[dapper iron]

She big cute

[finite quest]

Peel the starfish off

[blissful oxide]

starfish = al playerbase hopes

[craggy matrix]

No I meant for the current rerun

[gusty fern]

Very hot

Very nice

[finite quest]

By "They" I meant IceSukara, lads. Pls.

[low furnace]

not gonna lie, i wish i could pull more for these ship only for these skin

[spiral aurora]

Golden Butt

[stable plank]

eh...

[gusty fern]

Both skin very hot

[low furnace]

indeed

[stable plank]

at least royal james gives us a new lamp

[craggy matrix]

You can get them right now

[craggy matrix]

Do 3 matches ingame

and do 1 Match in hard mode

[sinful vapor]

Kronk has a new skin that makes her Kronshino

[stable plank]

[gusty fern]

Moostadt

[finite quest]

@stable plank MothMan, this you?

[low furnace]

yea, but there's 2 problem, 1 they told me that is bad idea to pull in permanent banner, and 2:

[spiral aurora]

Kronk sounds like a badass band name or energy drink

[low furnace]

i could risk

[finite quest]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-it's-all-coming-together-emperor's-new-groove-kronk-gif-14493286164171601186

Fax

[sinful vapor]

Kronk!

[gusty fern]

Kronking

[spiral aurora]

U can buy cubes with those red gems

[gusty fern]

Kronk kronk kronk kronk kronk kronk

[tacit crypt]

wait is this a new skin for Kron?

[sinful vapor]

Ly(i)me

[sinful vapor]

yes

[spiral aurora]

Lyme Disease

[gusty fern]

Very hot

[finite quest]

Yoooooo

I didnt see that one

[tacit crypt]

So this was NOT on my bingo card

[gusty fern]

Milkstadt

[brittle vale]

WOAAAAAAAAAH MAMA

[finite quest]

Kronk entering the milk farm with Kashi

[low furnace]

and i was saving and would buy this skin too, cause im akagi simp and enjoyer, and because she looks gorgeous in that clothes

[brittle vale]

Out and bold

[low furnace]

Can i do it?

[blissful oxide]

what's the milk production rate?

[pastel moat]

Oh my god

[gusty fern]

You can just watch

[low furnace]

i bet it's high

[gusty fern]

Me do it

[dapper iron]

What is a "motion" skin? Dynamic?

[pastel moat]

There's a great new skin for the PR sakura girl

[gusty fern]

Yep

[low furnace]

no no, lemme do it

[finite quest]

Guess so

[mortal hill]

Able to display

[gusty fern]

Very hot

[low furnace]

you know what, im gonna gamble on São Martinho and Golden Hind, i hope i can get lucky to get one of them at least

[sinful vapor]

Kronshtadt Animal Agent :
"Co-Comrade Commander, I've been waiting for you... N-No, this isn't, like, equipment to do anything to you, Comrade Commander... It's just that kind of thing, okay!"

[vital basalt]

where did you get this from?

[abstract ingot]

Fargo, Kashino and now Kronn

[mortal hill]

Manjuu hq

[pastel moat]

I may get that one

[gusty fern]

You should work in manjuu

Very hot

[abstract ingot]

I never built izumo

[gusty fern]

I'm coming

For you

[abstract ingot]

Never built izumo or Halford to save dockspace

[sinful vapor]

Kron a tsun tsun

[finite quest]

Oni momma is waiting for you

[dapper iron]

One of her expressions makes it seem like she might have an alt similar to i404

[stable plank]

does royal james have a skin reveal yet?

[gusty fern]

No

[sinful vapor]

not yet IIRC

[abstract ingot]

Thought the same thing

[gusty fern]

Boggla

[pastel moat]

Who is royal James

[stable plank]

will royal james give us bristol lamp 2 in a juustagram?

[finite quest]

Green lantern

[gusty fern]

She's the green one

With the lamp

[gusty fern]

Sexy tummy

Very hot

[lapis blade]

Is Sunday marvelous rainy day today

[pastel moat]

Oh green one

Yeah I'm getting her

[finite quest]

Oh, her pantsu are torn too?

[spiral aurora]

Royal Fortune still best NEET

[dapper iron]

If they did the voicelines the same way I won't be able to spend my money fast enough

[blissful oxide]

mhm

[stable plank]

dang. shes a great blend of hot and cute

[candid scarab]

New Kronstadt skin announced

[blissful oxide]

*feet

[pastel moat]

James and Fancy

[gusty fern]

Torn? Wait till you see adventure

[pastel moat]

The tongue squad

[mortal hill]

They should have one of them curse like Duguay

[low furnace]

can we make cheese with her?

[sinful vapor]

yes feet

[finite quest]

She do be cute

[stable plank]

jesus christ

jumpscare

[finite quest]

Who leaked their feet folder

[blissful oxide]

damn

[royal sigil]

jumpscare from Gouden Leeuw and Albion

[low furnace]

man, you sent this as soon i clicked in the Pic above, i just got Feet jumpscared

[stable plank]

too much feet focus

[sinful vapor]

just missing Ryuu Lion to complete the image

oh wait that feet image has a continuation?!

[royal sigil]

no no no

[royal sigil]

[runic abyss]

Nice

[sinful vapor]

man if rat sees the sequel, he will rat

[mortal hill]

Give

[clever gazelle]

Wonder if they will add the 1500's sailing frigate, the ark royal

[royal sigil]

not the contin uation

[mortal hill]

Hahahaha

[finite quest]

Woah, woah.

[sinful vapor]

feet massage is OP

so many pressure point after working a lot

[sinful vapor]

@hard vine

[finite quest]

Summoned the feet goblins, bruh.

[royal sigil]

Gouden Leeuw's expression and Albion's expression
scary

[sinful vapor]

probably dealing with an expert in feet massages

[mortal hill]

Feet licker secretly love boob

[lapis blade]

Is the bitesize biscuit edible

[finite quest]

its that one meowficer that looks like Bismarck /J

[agile silo]

Kancolle: Collabing with JMSDF
AL: Seggs skins

[lapis blade]

Im hungry

[lapis blade]

I like how she looks, shes pretty besides a modern ship too

[wispy flint]

yummy, gotta love with RNG is your friend.

[lapis blade]

Cool the JMSDF is embracing the tradition of giving their ships their own shipgirls

[finite quest]

[brittle vale]

AAAAAWWWWWWW

So cool

[lusty marsh]

John image scared me

[mortal hill]

He is John

[blissful oxide]

e dance

[finite quest]

Brazilian song jumpscare

They do be vibin tho

[brittle vale]

Need the Ironblood shipgirls to do Your Idol dance

[tepid hollow]

NOOOO KRONSHTADT'S OUTFIT IS ONLY DYNAMIC

[mortal hill]

We should call her Kownshtadt

[finite quest]

ffs, I wanted to find more videos like that but all that shows up is that 'Gacha Life' thing for toddlers.

[silent lagoon]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1979759412953948185

Khronstadt cow???

[grizzled tree]

Hahaha

[dapper iron]

I forgot about that minigame

[finite quest]

Wake up, Sara. You're dreaming again.

[dapper iron]

In a tank full of Booba, Saratoga is strongest

[brittle vale]

Sara ftw

[lament palm]

Oh ok, guess I know what I'm getting

[blissful oxide]

ah, not this gamemode again

[maiden kayak]

First thing I see when I open this channel

[restive wing]

Feet bit werid i perfer a thigh desu wa

[maiden kayak]

give me my money back

[merry robin]

What u do in this gameplay?

[dapper iron]

You combine 2 balls to get a ball of a bigger booba girl

And the biggest one is Saratoga

[merry robin]

Bigger balls bigger boobs

Hehe

[maiden kayak]

Beavis

[restive wing]

Ehhh a cow? Hmmm i pefer kashino wear this but not her?

[dapper iron]

I think two taihous make a kashino

[blissful oxide]

where did the desu wa glass gun came from

[maiden kayak]

she will make for some good big macs

[blissful oxide]

kronkstats

[placid gulch]

yay, 2556 cubes

[agile silo]

Sooner or later

[finite quest]

J6. Damn, I had a J5 for years.

[blissful oxide]

j10

[finite quest]

Actually, I started playing AL in a J5
Now a days AL needs more storage than what it has

[viral geyser]

I think I did too, but then I stopped because I wanted more than just AL

[finite quest]

[dapper iron]

I've never heard of a J phone until today

[molten obsidian]

When the AI on your phone discovers gooning

[blissful oxide]

old man

[meager haven]

Who does this bitch think she is

[mortal hill]

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[lament palm]

Best designs are always Elites

[meager haven]

Tentacles

[finite quest]

Her dress is cut in a very fancy way

[dapper iron]

Damn elites stealing the show again

[tepid hollow]

Holy lower body

[meager haven]

Nah man, them tentacle arms

[dapper iron]

The fucking Manjuu octopus

[finite quest]

New species dropped

[urban raven]

yo this samsung galaxy j6 and i got hella in common 😂😂✌️✌️✌️

[meager vine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nom-nibbling-cute-kitten-gif-16943053

[low furnace]

found another Fox Wife to be in the wife list

[jaunty adder]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-love-cat-cat-kiss-meow-gif-7074606147425052946

[urban raven]

wife.. list?

adulterer

seek repentance

[mossy pivot]

Wait till Musashi reruns/gets archived

[low furnace]

no, i just can't decide, cause they look too good to be left, except ones there, and im too bad to choose one

[low furnace]

lemme search who she is

[finite quest]

Shinano's Sister.

[low furnace]

i saw here, and DAMN, another one to the list (if i know how does archived units works)

[urban raven]

waste ur ring on a grey

[low furnace]

well, i was going to spent my ring on Akagi, but it seems it will take a lot of time for that

[dapper iron]

Have you met Amagi yet?

[urban raven]

damn u have akagi? u got lucky ig

[low furnace]

amagi? not that i remember

[urban raven]

id use a ring on kawakaze if i had one

[next fox]

Guys we need a retirement housing for the Tempesta granny's waifu's

[urban raven]

my bedroom is available

[low furnace]

no, that's why i said "it seems it will take a lot of time for that"

[urban raven]

oh

[finite quest]

[urban raven]

avp makes me feel a certain way

hello odin

[dapper iron]

Odin my beloved

[low furnace]

idk why but musashi reminds me of raiden shogun i think ti's because of her BIG Samurai on her back

who?

[next fox]

[urban raven]

august

[finite quest]

That's what we joked about when she released

[mossy pivot]

Also because she wields lightning

[low furnace]

yea that one too

[mossy pivot]

She's literally modeled after Susano'o

[low furnace]

fr?

[lilac merlin]

Kron finally gets a skin
Dynamic

[next fox]

Odin skin McWhen

[lilac merlin]

[urban raven]

avp is so aura

[finite quest]

Purple lightning ladies.

[low furnace]

name? my commander is asking

[urban raven]

avp

[dapper iron]

Such a shame Odin only has one skin

[mossy pivot]

August von Percival

[urban raven]

august von parseval

[next fox]

And one manga chapter appears

[low furnace]

oh, her abreviation looks almost the same as AWP (the sniper rifle)

[dapper iron]

[urban raven]

aws

[finite quest]

we got AVP, UVH and FDG

[urban raven]

uh which one is uvh

ulrich

right

[finite quest]

Ulrich Von Huten

[mossy pivot]

Ulrich von Hutten

[meager haven]

Bro doesn’t know peak

Kill this man

[urban raven]

lowk blanked out on that one

[mossy pivot]

aka Crow

[meager haven]

Crow?

[blissful oxide]

peak

[urban raven]

destiny 2 reference

[meager haven]

…Not spider?

[dapper iron]

Sideways Bizwei

[meager haven]

30 medals

[mossy pivot]

She looks similar to the character from Nikke named Crow

[lament palm]

Ew no

[lusty marsh]

I cant believe they named a game after me

its called driving lane

[urban raven]

verde lane

[mossy pivot]

AND apparently UvH's artist loves drawing Crow too

[urban raven]

https://tenor.com/view/rathalos-green-rathalos-monster-hunter-need-more-coffee-monster-hunter-wilds-gif-939333370099150970

[blissful oxide]

axur lane

[meager haven]

UvH’s artist😔

[lament palm]

Crow is like, the most hated Nikke for a reason

By comparison Ulrich is an angel

[urban raven]

i lowk have no clue what nikke is

[finite quest]

Send crow pics.

[meager haven]

Crow’s the grey haired bitch that Ohisa drew for a bit right?

[lament palm]

Black haired

Short hair

[meager haven]

Oh

[lusty marsh]

its the shoe brand smh

[meager haven]

No clue then

[finite quest]

Gacha game of girls with guns shooting. Their booties jiggle to it.

[mossy pivot]

Also got Mark of Khorne on her too

[urban raven]

isnt that nike

[mossy pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-nikke-goth-nikke-goddess-of-victory-crazy-gif-1563931229153660718

[urban raven]

oh wait nvm im thinking of adidas

[lament palm]

Only real similarity with Ulrich is that both have short black hair

[finite quest]

UvH's emo'er phase.

[mossy pivot]

Red Shoes would like to argue.

[meager haven]

Nier Automata but even more known for its ass

[lament palm]

Red shoes isn't even remembered

[urban raven]

i never played nier automatoa

[lament palm]

A guy in my server always leaves his pvp lineup as only one lv1 Crow

[meager haven]

Okay… robots girls with human minds treated as second class citizens.

[blissful oxide]

nikke in al gen

[mossy pivot]

good, fuck Crow

[urban raven]

is this nier or is this nikke

[meager haven]

Nikke.

[lament palm]

I'm pretty sure that's why he does it lol

[dapper iron]

Why do people hate Crow? Besides a mid design

[urban raven]

why am i being explained this again

[lament palm]

Because she commits genocide

[urban raven]

i already forgot

[finite quest]

Ermge

[lament palm]

In the, fuck the kids and elderly alike kinda way

[urban raven]

fuck the who now

[mossy pivot]

Literally unapologetic terrorist

[dapper iron]

Why is she our friend then

[lament palm]

Because the commander is a self insert and someone out there has no standards

So she has to be an option

[mossy pivot]

Then again

[dapper iron]

Reminds me of the arknights community where every villain needs to become a playable wife

And they do

[mossy pivot]

flashbacks to Phrolova nuking the whole Rinascita cast in 2.7
glances at Phrolova art on the lock screen

[lament palm]

The AK villains are legit less crazy tho

[finite quest]

Yostar, where's our playable sirens.

[lament palm]

Pretty sure pre amnesia doc was scarier

[dapper iron]

Reanimating your entire dead terrorist army only for them to go even crazier... theres something worse in Nikke?

[lament palm]

Yes

Crow

Red sus exists too ig

[dapper iron]

Red sus? Hood?

[worthy pagoda]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GuoISoEWMAACJMJ.gif

[lament palm]

It's less crazy with Crow and more like, she's just a gigantic pos

Red shoes

Red Hood is cool

[dapper iron]

I like red hood

I didnt pay much attention to story, just pulled and did dailies

[blissful oxide]

nikke automata

[dapper iron]

Snow White big cutie, Privaty big wife

[lament palm]

Snow White will never have a good skin

[worthy pagoda]

I like her knight skin

[lament palm]

Not a fan of it

Idk, seems very, out of place

[dapper iron]

Innocent Days is cute enough I'll take it

[lament palm]

I like the PTSD ridden Snow

She's cute

[dapper iron]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-nikke-goddess-of-victory-pout-cute-gif-9188123745406626649

[lament palm]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-anime-gif-5834704879044137311

[merry robin]

Hey man wsg

[agile silo]

Purple Noshiro

[lusty marsh]

im purple

[nimble stone]

purp

[languid dawn]

[lusty marsh]

Being purple is great

[brittle vale]

Kaguya from Touhou Project

[gusty fern]

Azur Lane Sakawa where?

[abstract ingot]

Ayo wtf

[lament palm]

Nah, don't

[abstract cipher]

Peak

[mossy pivot]

Drawing fish, playing AL and kicking some massive elf ass

👍

[dark solstice]

Fish

Real pro would play a fishing game while fishing with a picture of a fish

[violet panther]

remind me of Bass Arcade

[nocturne ether]

KRONSHTADT GOT A NEW SKIN?

finally no longer forgotten

[meager haven]

Sadly😔

Literally just Kow’s skin.

[dapper iron]

Kronsh needs an augment or something

[meager haven]

No she does not.

[nocturne ether]

yes

[lament palm]

Why?

[nocturne ether]

but I don't think URs get augments

[pine mortar]

I got my account back and something like that, Aaa okay XD 4 months break is coming out

[lament palm]

It's almost like almost all URs outperform every other rarity

And don't need them

[nocturne ether]

kronshtadt is one of the weaker URs so

[dapper iron]

Sandy didnt really need hers

[lament palm]

Weaker by what standards tho

[nocturne ether]

plus some of the SRs are starting to powercreep older URs

[meager haven]

She still outperforms all but like two UR CAs

[lucid violet]

Yeah. Warspite case

[dapper iron]

I wouldnt mind older URs getting augments in general, Kronshs claim to fame is her high damage

[lament palm]

SRs outperforming URs once under very specific circumstances cherry picked by annoying people to make arguments online

[nocturne ether]

but at least she got a skin

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/look-looking-bunny-girl-azur-lane-taihou-gif-9098701058592040924

my wife taihou

[nocturne ether]

no longer forgotten

yorktown 2 skin when?

oh plus vanguard

[meager haven]

They gave one of the least interesting URs in the game a second skin.

Saying something with how med alot of the URs are.

[uneven forum]

kronshtadt is goated wdym

[meager haven]

Nah

[pine mortar]

a lot has changed

[dapper iron]

Tbf her first skin was pretty lame imo

[lament palm]

I love Kron

Yeah, the first skin is mediocre

[dapper iron]

Gotta keep up with skin powercreep

[uneven forum]

im more appalled that she's literally had only one skin and her second one is an immediate shift

[nocturne ether]

I liked the skin but because it's an older l2d there isn't a lot of animation

[meager haven]

Still want a new Ply skin man.😔

[lament palm]

Looks like her artist doesn't even care much for her

Which, does bother me

[uneven forum]

isnt it dish

[lament palm]

Yes

[nocturne ether]

dish quit so

[meager haven]

Dish did come in here saying he kinda forgot about her so…

[lament palm]

Dish quit the same way Hoff left

[uneven forum]

also p sure he literally had a few arts of her in alternate clothing

[meager haven]

He still makes bank off making porn of them so

[lament palm]

He was here getting his ass kissed not long ago

He didn't quit shit

[uneven forum]

actually yeah there was 2x concepts

[nocturne ether]

like he stopped making official skins

[lusty marsh]

im the new artist
Source: trust me bro

[meager haven]

Okay?

[dapper iron]

Anyways my problem with Kronsh is idk what role she fills that another CB can't fill better. I dont think shes weak just idk where to even put her in

[uneven forum]

one that gooner skin clearly inspired by the mash meme fit

the other was a qipao style

[sinful vapor]

the Kelp, hola

[meager haven]

Mobber with a decent crossfleet buff

[nocturne ether]

waifu > meta

[meager haven]

the John, hello

[lament palm]

Why does every new ship need to fill a role others don't tho?

[nocturne ether]

you can use her up till w12 or w13, as well as event stages

[lament palm]

The game shits out characters

They can't all do something new

[sinful vapor]

shits 🗣️

[lament palm]

Most ships released are mediocre, just being UR is already pretty good

[dapper iron]

The thing for me is Guam is better for AA and support, I think Azuma is a better tank and Brest has healing

[nocturne ether]

yep I sent it earlier

[dapper iron]

I have to double check Azuma tankiness

[sinful vapor]

Aegir be like

[dark solstice]

Essex(Lemon) & Lyme

[dapper iron]

She just lives in my Boss fleets

[lament palm]

I think the game just has so little to do, people fill in the gap by nitpicking about the most unimportant stuff

[nocturne ether]

there's also that art where she is in only her underwear and stockings

[lusty marsh]

can she put on clothes

[lament palm]

No

[meager haven]

No

[lament palm]

That's illegal

[nocturne ether]

here

[tired crown]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-agir-l2d-boobs-breast-gif-27434174

[sinful vapor]

oh it is that time again

[neon coral]

Kron skin

[meager haven]

Who

[lament palm]

So the new Kron skin is supposedly not Dish?

[dapper iron]

Melt the UVH

[nocturne ether]

unless something changed

[sinful vapor]

yea not Dish considering Guam already got a new skin recently without him

[lament palm]

Looking cleaner than her old skin

So

[nocturne ether]

I like the outfit in her old skin more but I wonder what kinda voicelines she will get in her new skins

[meager haven]

Moans

[lament palm]

Probably shit ones

I'd take moans

[meager haven]

Maybe even some grunts

[modern dew]

shit moans?

[lucid violet]

If dish back, at most he will be only do design sketch for Manjuu art team as an inspiration reference

[dapper iron]

[nocturne ether]

she is cute when she gets flustered

[tired crown]

[lament palm]

Kron is cute because she's stupid

[sinful vapor]

Kronshtadt Animal Agent
"Co-Comrade Commander, I've been waiting for you... N-No, this isn't, like, equipment to do anything to you, Comrade Commander... It's just that kind of thing, okay!"

I agree

this is from her new skin

[lament palm]

That's the translation I saw, I don't get the last part

[neon coral]

Kron cow skin

[dapper iron]

Incredibly
"I never repeat something I've explained before. The more information is repeated, the greater the risk of leaks... Hmm? You didn't catch that? Okay, as I was saying..."

[lament palm]

Gonna have to see the en post

[strong lion]

Kron is stupidly cute

[neon coral]

I like Kaede Hondo

[lament palm]

NGL tho, Kron with dog ears and a leash might've been better than cow

But I'll take it

[lucid violet]

Kashino helping hand

[meager haven]

Does Miltank learn helping hands?

[sinful vapor]

nah just rollout lol

[meager haven]

And stomp

[sinful vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pokemon-anime-anime-episode-159-johto-league-champions-gif-4328729466443356428

[meager haven]

Fuck Stomp

[neon coral]

There's even a tank full of milk

[uneven forum]

the kron skin is dynamic right

[lament palm]

Whoever Krons new artist is, they're pretty good, hope she gets an oath skin some day

Yes

[uneven forum]

so close

Im tempted to buy it but I only hoard L2Ds

[nocturne ether]

wasn't it cat ears

the one dish drew

[lament palm]

I want her with dog ears, don't care what Dish has made

[meager haven]

Kron sounds as stupid as a dog so

[lament palm]

A leashed dog

[sinful vapor]

Kronk skin soon

[gusty fern]

She's busy feeding

me milk

[nocturne ether]

I hope chkalov and volga will get new skins

[uneven forum]

any idea on when either of the shinano/taihou bunny fit will rerun, thats what im saving my gems for but i lowkey want to get a skin for kronsh

[meager haven]

Volga

[nocturne ether]

black friday maybe

[uneven forum]

good point

[meager haven]

Now imagine Kazan with a better skin.

[gusty fern]

very hot

[nocturne ether]

lewd chkalov

[gusty fern]

voluptous ga ga

[sinful vapor]

meanwhile August will get another skin

[neon coral]

Housewife skins

[sinful vapor]

@pastel oracle

[nocturne ether]

chkalov's post oath voice line is peak

[gusty fern]

Moo Moo Moostadt

[nocturne ether]

kronshtadt milk?

[meager vine]

I will buy that cow

[neon coral]

How do you create boob milk?

[sinful vapor]

yes

[gusty fern]

that's a secret recipe only i know

sorry

[gusty fern]

very hot

[neon coral]

Let me guess
Does it include making a baby

[tired crown]

[gusty fern]

Maybe

[nocturne ether]

nice casual outfits

manjuu gib

[sinful vapor]

my first submarine oath

[nocturne ether]

remember to give her sea urchins

[lusty marsh]

Scary

[sinful vapor]

lane

[lusty marsh]

Hi john!

[torn tartan]

If she isn't in late pregnancy or breastfeeding, she has no milk at all. And 90% of the breast volume in girls w C cups and bigger r just straight fat, nothing to do w how much milk they can make. It is completely possible for a girl like Laffey to produce the same or more milk then kashino under typical circumstances.

[lusty marsh]

Ok imma sleep

Oh my god what the hell

[meager vine]

caught a sub

[gusty fern]

Good night lane

[dapper iron]

What the hell did I just read

[lusty marsh]

Im horrified at that message

[torn tartan]

Do u need me to link u the scientific and research online papers?

[sinful vapor]

[nocturne ether]

no we need you to chill

[dapper iron]

[torn tartan]

Chill?

[gusty fern]

why were you asking about little girls before?

[sinful vapor]

should I snitch?

[torn tartan]

Wasn't asking about little girls. Asking about smaller girls. Petite girls in other words. Like Laffey or vanguard.

[dapper iron]

Did you get her to 200 yet? Submarines are hell

[lament palm]

Laffey is a loli, just so you know

[sinful vapor]

no, I just got her to 100 aff

[dapper iron]

Extra ASR subs help a lot

[rose spire]

2 guichen but no clemenceu haha I’m going insane

[dapper iron]

No babysitting submarine positions

[gusty fern]

ok

[lament palm]

I was gonna oath 404 , but, probably gonna just get the Kron skin instead now

[gusty fern]

you want flat girls?

[nocturne ether]

F

have a clem art

[gusty fern]

no

[torn tartan]

No she isn't. She's legal. She drinks hard liquor like water, but doesn't have the tolerance to stay awake. She's either drunk or asleep, or so drunk she fell asleep.

[sinful vapor]

[rose spire]

Thanks

[lament palm]

Ok, continue and see what the mods think

By all means

[dapper iron]

She drinks soda...

[sinful vapor]

@vernal oriole @torn tartan being weird

[torn tartan]

Yes. And small. Sometimes medium, but not often.

[sinful vapor]

[lament palm]

Flats nice, but you're sus

[tired crown]

Flat is justice

[gusty fern]

he's sus def

[nocturne ether]

small, medium?

what is this, a mcdonalds?

[tired crown]

I’ll take a large boke

[torn tartan]

Sometimes yes. She's been caught w rum or other drinks too. No wonder she stumbles while she shud be awake.

[sinful vapor]

or maybe she is just lethargic

[gusty fern]

he drew the lewd lion

[lament palm]

Laffey drinks, alcohol, oil, soda, but idk how that equates to the mental gymnastics from before

[dapper iron]

Shes tired because the irl Laffey was 90% night operations

[torn tartan]

Noshiro and sakawa r the 2 biggest chested girls in AL I like.

[sinful vapor]

damn, you named the two shipgirls I like

[violet panther]

so u like medium-premium

[sinful vapor]

why

[lament palm]

Lol

[torn tartan]

That and her crew drank a slightly modified fuel turned liquor.

[violet panther]

the Torpedo Juice

[torn tartan]

Yes I think. Icr 4 sure.

[violet panther]

long sortie away from home, or supply depot, ppl made moonshines out of stuffs avaiable

[torn tartan]

On the rare occasion yes. Like 3% or less of my shipwives r medium.

[violet panther]

the commies had their own moonshine-tale, the "Booze Carrier" bomber

[torn tartan]

But primarily flat/small chests.

[violet panther]

[gusty fern]

is unicorn one of them?

[torn tartan]

1 of wat?

[gusty fern]

one of the 97%

[torn tartan]

Yes

Small

[manic hinge]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G3mihbjWAAAbo0g.gif

[nocturne ether]

[torn tartan]

Gud size for the hands and I can get close to her heart in a hug.

[violet panther]

The Tentajuu

[agile silo]

Concept 3D*

[dapper iron]

That looks amazing

[neon coral]

So milk doesn't have fat on it

[gusty fern]

oh i didnt knew adventure's skin came out

[neon coral]

Isn't that from the MMD guy

[agile silo]

ye

[meager vine]

EILF

[dark comet]

i neeeeeeed heeeeeelp, i just joined.. but i can't make a breakthrough.. i am doing all i could do to get even 1% of exp for Brest shipyard, but for unknown reasons i am not getting any at ALL

[regal mist]

https://fixvx.com/azurlane_staff/status/1979819808528208274

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 19, 2025, 8:00 AM

[neon coral]

Its the Grind

[regal mist]

Kumono

[dapper iron]

It takes a lot of experience

[tired crown]

Who is this

[neon coral]

Or you can wait on those exp things

[neon coral]

Izumo