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i like her shoes
i don't get it
Well same goes for me
She sings a song
because there was nothing to understand
And goes padoru padoru
Stop trying to understand and just enjoy
i thought it was supposed to be a funny punchline

Bel posting
i don't like pearls that much as an accessory
the left one is better
but when you dedicate your whole body to make a theme for them
it looks pretty good
i can tell
So clean now

i wonder how
why do you have so many things on your keyboard
those are his keys
no, i mean this
its still funny that it is entirely possible for Belfast to get a summer skin since the other one ain't a summer skin xD
Got the pad at anime expo
Idk what you mean
Yes
white car
The hair is mine
unless you have an anime white-haired girl living with you i guess
It didn't come from my automobile
are you like 80 years old
he's very stressed
My hair
are you sure that's not just a broom
so i need to vacuum and stuff a lot
Some would say there's no difference
so you're a broom?
Oh so you really are Obi Wan
Hello there
anyway, when is le triomphant getting a skin
all over my clothes and stuff
Anyway I don't have a cat
he has an actual white car
It's probably arm hair and shit
my dissapointment is immeasurable
Discord refuses to load pictures
i have a black and white cat
So im just gonna assume they're a cat
smash
and a grey tabby cat
jk btw just in case
she is very well behaved
shane dawson
does not leave fur on my desk mat though
hahahahaha i forgot about that
she knows i don't want her up there so she doesn't go up there
didn't even require training, i just picked her up and put her down
whenever she goes up there
Ew no
bestest car ever
Down with army
classic navy
is it true that
Bent a pin. Was worried about that.
he's too gay to be in the army
all navies are the gayest branch of their countries' armed forces
?
the marines would be the gayest, but they're crayon eaters so they're too dumb to be gay
It's not gay if it's underway
Nah they're just closeted
they're too dumb to realise they're closeted
all those crayons
does things to the brain yk
pack a lot of seamen into an isolated metal tube at sea
you know the natural result
Hullo
hi
USS Cons****ion
Whats with the self censoring
scam cat
whats the sr girl in the event b3, does anyone know?
It’s to caption the photo
B3/D3 should be Painleve
ty
pankake
me when the pain leve
What if bread never leaves

Give me freedom, give me fire
Give me Constitution, or I retire
je ne pas francais
*sais
ty
why the sudden French
the new event is kind of cool
what new event
we only have Fool's Scales rerun right now
its a rerun?
it is a very cool event though
yeah
yes
lmao
Pirates of Tempesta: Dead Men Tell no Tales
Im still waiting for pirate of the Caribbean 6 
Oculus Deus
Was that not Dead Men Tell no Tales?
The eye of the god
Fifth
yang are you from the dragon empery?
No
Taiwan?
He’s a barbarian from the South Seas
Malay?
Yang Wen-li isn't my real name
o
i am chinese tho
started my new acc in the na server
and i got guichen while talking to you
wow
best girl
shes gorgeous
This is Yang Wen-li
Pirates of the Caribbean’s timeline is extremely out of wack
but it’s fun so it doesn’t matter
DUQ IS A GAMER
Who the fuck is that
Duquesne
Duquesne
she came in the same event as Massena and Bois Belleau
that was literally EN 7th anniversary event
I joined the game may of 2024
Duq was best girl of the event
And I had it deleted for a while
Hi
I got back in like a month ago
Hru
A n||ice girl||
after like a couple months
Agreed
kill
no
kill fuck marry
Roon likes to kill though
Yep
more blood for the blood gods
how about chinese or burger king
Yes
Glowworm, Gallant, and Grenville
not my type
Do you know them?
Grenville Glowworm Gallant
3p and make you watch @severe lion
Huh what 3p mean
fuck marry fuck marry fuck marry fuck marry
Are you a pervert
yes

actually no
Why is your name noserape
i started playing when i was like 13
Sorry oops
he's a reaper of noses
so this game is like sex education for me
This game is 16+ only
yeah i am 18 now
But there no
Sex in game
Do you like Glowworm
and i think it was episode 6 was especially lewd
Ok but like do you like her or not
lolis
Huh
r u lolicon
No
he's a glowwormcon
Is hipper loli
Glow is loli?
yes
She close enough for me
Glowworm shrunk into loli
Or
ark is attracted to her
Id say base skin isnt complete loli but
Like the outer edge treading that territory
Every skin she gets smaller
i feel like in azur lane there is only giant oppai and loli oppai with no mid ground

Well it didn't used to be like that
Richelieu is mid ground
Its bullshit
i cannot spell riche’s name to save my fucking life
Breast inflation creep
Holy sjit
What is that man
That aint the Ark Royal i expect
whats with the meme posting
Why did you post that
why is that here
no clue
mods dont take that well,
You made a mistake
im wondering tho
then..don’t?
did you get a whoppa
Im going to headbutt you
did you get whoppa

Hipper is soft
If a bit enshittened
Auggh
hipper is like concrete
I love ruppy
I'm having borgor
Prinz eugen got fucking powercrept into obscurity
And her panties
I am her panties
i am getting traumatized by lagrangian mechanics
Eaten
Prinz was everyone's first SSR LOL
Nasty
what was your first UR
This is factually incorrect
Hm
my first was Shinano
Vanguard
Not me i think, Enty was my first SSR
Shinano
I think u should be banned
Same
Almost missed Vanguard
Literally 10min from event ending
If you say something like
Glowworm is cute
i managed ro snag Vangy
Maybe you won't get banned
i had like, maybe 80 cubes to my name
Glorious META is one of the new designs whose chest isn't too big
Ark Royal wants to lick her finger
Yeah, my first SSR was eugen
my first ssr is sutzutski
my second is Lusty
Weird too why does she even want to do that, didn't know ark royal got a kink
Underrated ship this year
Glorious is fucking hot
Like
Giosue Carducci is also very reasonable
yes she is
fortune meta is gorgeous
She smol
School

Polis
i hate school
Sorry, we’re not in Indonesia
School
goes to a uni and cant drink bc ur in us fucking a
Indianapolis
can i bribe them?
Wait
we couldn't drink until 20 in Japan
Cut them in half

Yeah Japan’s drinking age was 20
we? 
and in the land of free
I went back to Taiwan for my 18th birthday
usa!
Was furious also fast?


Same class
u cant drink until 21
It’s okay though, alcohol sucks
the Courageous are a weird class
but i can drink when get back to china
it doesn’t taste good
who's gonna stop me?
no one
Im drink
stuffing a gallon in a pint glass
Drunk
they were really lightly built

Mites is unc
felt
BAC. 420
I have too much of a sweet tooth to drink
turn me into dust
Ur freak
but you can join JSDF and handle multi billion yen contraptions of war
except ur dorm parent in highschool, who walks in while you are chugging a fireball with ur friends
Drink mimosa

Mites look at moldy mogador
She so sweaty and never bathe
Also can drink long Island
So she is perfect for growing mold
ayo?

that's just my webcam
Why r u swine
u fithy swine
Pig's homies turning to pork roast in island
ChatGPT says:
Hark! Thou reekest of ill breeding and foul intent!
Thy tongue drippeth venom, yet thy wit is but a dull blade, striking naught but thine own shadow.
A plague upon thy house, thou crusted scab of man!
Would that the earth might open wide and swallow thee, lest thine odious breath pollute the morn anew.
Hence, canker’d cur! Crawl back to the sty that spawned thee,
Ere I do lash thee with words so sharp they’d flay thy soul to tatters!

Was I pinged?
that eats energy and space
use deepseek
None of them are good
glory to the ccp
they can burn
+10000 social cedits
im gonna stop
Wait, Pearl is wearing a pearl string panty?
Pic?
Ayo
Lots of massages
How
literally committed to the bit
the little pearls massage the lips constantly
Man, I like her already
Petah, the ghost is here
Ah yes, Long Island doesn’t even wear pants
the little Pearl massage me with her lips constantly

Bro
Fuck it, we go full gooning now
Grown up Laffey is best laffey
Hi Infernal
gooners
oxycola isnt alcholic
Goonships
More height equals more twintails 
Annie looks so cute ngl
Little details are cool
I do like annie’s design
Now I want Pearl to sit on my face 
Laffey drink torp juice
Guh
blue takis and white monsters anyone
Torpedo juice is American slang for an alcoholic beverage, first mixed in World War II, made from pineapple, grapefruit or orange juice and the 180-proof (90% alcohol by volume) grain alcohol fuel used in United States Navy torpedo motors. Various poisonous additives were mixed into the fuel alcohol by Navy authorities to render the alcohol und...

apparently the Soviets did similar things with their bombers
And the TU-22s
vodka
not entirely
vodka
It's like saying "Well damn, the France are crying about soccer again"

That's just a thing they do
do they tho
Pinhead why are you wearing a mask
Cuz it's spooky season
or is that the brits
But its a bit wacky to know they were pulling said alcohol from their AC systems
Idk tank girl anime I only know shipgirl
Girls und Panzer
Not when you remember that it's the Soviets and their shit barely worked in the best of times
Shipgirls are the best!

thats not entirely fair
How to squeeze a torp for juice
I take screenshot for u hold on
Omg
Girls kissing

yuri?
Two shipgirls kissing
Is the best!!!
Shipgirls can't get pregnant
Many have tried
We all have tried
what the fuck is kermit the frog talking about
Skill issue my friend

I choose to believe this is incorrect
Prove it then
Show me a child born from skk and shipgirl
You have to log in every day to feed the child or it dies
Only one big hit in 8 boxes oof , still nice
Minami is a pervert
how much does these trade cards sale
I want the glowworm card
the child will grow up and become famous and then you try reentering in their life after leaving to get some milk
i know i smashed my thumb, idiot

These are from the now defunct Azur Lane CN only tcg
Smash shipgurl not thumb
Her only one skin
Anywho
I return to my domicile
fair seas and good day gentlemen
Thats not real
Red riding woof
Bismark killed hood
nuh uh
shrimply not real
Ring worm
I call it as I see it
I kniw
that’s just unfortunate for you
Child
Who is
She is adopted
Grenville?
Glowworm was built before both
And is therefore older
Yet
Not as flat as Hipper
Hahaha
But I rest my case
Boob privileges revoked
glowworm is adopted
Wait before you go
Hippest
I have image
Hippo
really?
Fucking jabbers
Wat
Just like laffey was pink originally
Go buy gems
You will see
The original starters
I like how they all grow steadily, then Nimi just exploded in her RPG skin
She lost armor in RPG
The armor wasnt to protect her chest, its to protect the world from her chest
Nimi took supplement
Smol
do the glowworm enjoyers have a cult like the sandys?
We need HoodxBismark yuri NOW
i thank god that they are gone
Sandy is numba 1
I quite like the ship(pun intended)
Ping nixy

If your gonna do boatgorl yuri
Read da comic NOW
Hestia but pink
I quite like it to be for ships that faced each otjer
Which is why the Enty x bel one comes out of left field for me
I need to tell u smthing
weh
Yeah
Exploding grenade
I bought it
840£
id assume they’d make multiple
WTF
How much to go yeet from the real thing
ah ok
So its basically the real thing
and prob not there anymore
Closest thing i have is a navy issue 40mm bofor’s case
Replica as in made at the same time from the same pattern
many divers go there to get the steel from the ships and sell it
i think it happend to graf spee
spee was less that
Glowworm sank off of Norwegian sea
And more moved from a very prominent harbor
Here let me show you website I got it from
Where she was scuttled
We painstakingly cut these out of areas all over the ship, having been given only a day to get as many as we could, hence some of the crude edges. Please note, these have served for 57 years and have literally ‘been through the Wars’ so some of them may not be completely watertight anymore and condition is sound, but a
Pow and Repulse got illegally salvaged
You want a fucking door from the HmS Hermes?
And i wanna hit the fuckers with a brick for it
How much?
i mean its somewhat noble to restore it
its gonna disolve anyways
and if u give it to a museum its fine ig
How about a no pantsu badge
Why this sheffy use pistol and not arrow
630£ for unrestored but restored is over 10k
They have tompions from Ark Royal
that
3d print one myself for like $25
Is cool
Tompions are tampons but for guns

A skilfully and lovely made impression one of HMS Ark Royal’s gun tompions no doubt done by one of the crew members either whiling away peacetime at sea or as a useful distraction from the theatre of War. Lightly and carefully hammered in copper and mounted on wooden plinth, an evocative and charming piece, the Naval
An example of Tampions
What does it do
basically a ceremonial gun cap
Its a plug
to protect the rifling
Does it shoot out?
from water damage
So no shipgirl juuce leaks out
she had Secondaries
Cvs had guns too
Hilarious amounts of Freeboard
ah
Actually
Hood’s augment is one of her Tampions
which is cool
Here is a radio thingy from ark royal
A unique opportunity to own a piece of HMS Ark Royal, the now deceased Flagship of the Royal Navy. In original condition with it's war paintwork these ship's radio antennas make a striking feature. Shown on board in photos. We were in a position to go onto the Ark Royal when she was decommissioned and before she left t
btw why didnt the germans sink prinz eugen or the other ships taken by the victors?
i mean ww1 like
Ww1
Did u know there was a gunboat called HMS Glow-worm in 1916
Royal Navy made these for almost every ship
Since it was a gunboat it got a diamond instead of shield (shield is for destroyers)
Cuz they were.... you know.... taken by the victors.
Why would they sink them?
1907 was Cricket class destoryer called Glowworm but wuz renamed HMS TB7
Im glowworm freak did u know???
after ww1 some german ships shouldve ben given to the british. they sank their own ships so the uk doesnt get them. like why would you give something this expensive to the enemy?
scapa flow was it?
I mean the British gave ships to other people

Like Flower class
They made a bunch of them
And gave them to a bunch of different countries
This looks like something else
Plug


So you think same as mine here 

Chat die
I go drink water and sleep

But yeah Royal Navy artifacts are on sale all over the internet
If you have a ship you
Like from RN it worth a look
are there any roblox azur lane games
i looked it up and it only shows forsaken stuff

lol after all the Schelp controversy
wrong ark royal by 2 generations lmao
Wdym
that's the 1981 ark royal
O i c
the fact that "decomissioned" is mentioned is a tell, cuz ark royal was sunk
doubt it's from the one that's at the bottom of the med though lullers
would be cool if they had audacious ark royal stuff though
Manchester?
for a moment I thought that was Youtube
due to how they doing this verification thing via AI
Dark Angel tempesta 
age verification is a good thing and a bad thing at the same time
good thing is that they can decrease the amount of children on the platform
Bad part is that they get access to my data that they don't need
i feel like the sailing frigs being posted rn have better design then some of the shipgirls from this year 💀
bad thing is that the info is stored on some probably insecure place which can be easily penetrated to capture all info
Like how the discord hack happened
yeah but you need to prove that you're an adult right
it is needed to prove to be an adult but the thing is they need to make their data centers more secure
(fuck this world where every kid has a phone now)
huh
"you say you are 30? you look 15... DENIED ENTRY"
lmao
i mean i still have my 16 looks.... so in theory i could sneak in my old school but why i would do that lol
if i am 30 i take that as compliment
I suffered so much to give those bozos my ID. Too mad to care about data collection 
lucky, now the new hire at work wont call you unc
the real tempesta is queen anne
unc? uncle? lol
funny thing my nephews are somewhat taller and look older than me i could pass as their younger brother
Just noticed her head eye thing. Spooky
what head eye thing?
No clue. Look at Lyme's bangs.
Lyme kinda gives me some PGR vibes 
There is a fucking ultra instinct facial expression of lyme
taihou furniture
for 3d mode
ah


your shit update, sir

WAITER WAITER, MORE 3D DORM ASSETS PLEASE!!
tempesta always got new idea
candy pls
STOP SCREAMING
Wait what there’s a Siren shipgirl 
OK
There goes the game’s lore
hai donal
that dumb leak during jp anniv:
hi

Bruh
Because people thought she might be another "fake" siren like the green one in Atelier collab
I almost got gaslighted
You should sink your self NOW

And have to look at the lore again
hru
nice
its smt new why would it be in the lores
"Retire yourself "
arsene moment

Those new SR ships. I guess 2 SR ships only from banner and 1 farmable SR ship?
time to download the upd and gamble
Yeah sure…
neat
roll for frenchie?
well
welp, i forgot chatting with them isnt a great idea
might bring them up here anytime leading to a new essay 
do you have Clemenceau beforehand
no
what do that means
understandable..
Yas more pirate more treasure
clem?
I am only interested in the gold gun
yea
👍 good for you
actual personality or just personality
I just re-installed this game after 2yrs sup guys
sup
oh boy I just hope that you get along with the game well
i pleas the fifth
what
is helena and enty still at the meta?
was enty event meta 2 year ago?
if you are lucky with her skill xD
Enty is amazing what do you mean
its a rerun so
hm
Lyme, Queen Anne’s Revenge, and Pearl
not black pearl, rigged
it a rerun so
pearl is fake tempesta
Joffre : finally. Someone looks like to help me to rein ho * ny ship
Black Pearl is a fictional ship
PRs are fictional ships too
none of them-
aww, that suck then
even the ones with prefixes?
I thought only the chinese ships were fictional and the Collab ones
Paper Ships are for all intents and purposes fictional
they have plans, but they’re not “real” as in never laid down
but they’re real plans so good enough
so like Amagi CV or kaga bb?
Just like how the Flying Dutchman may not be a real ship, but its a very real and famous real life legend
so it has a chance
watch it be an elite
they should give us more blue ngl, so many purple and yellow, so few blues
Pretty sure it’s real











