al-general

[dark solstice]

True

[weak parrot]

and the avatar movie was one of the trailers

[dark solstice]

Avatar one was okay haven't watched 2

[weak parrot]

avatar 2 was

i won't say it was bad

[dark solstice]

I hate CGI too

[weak parrot]

but it wasn't really particularly good

[dark solstice]

Give me old school special effects

[weak parrot]

and well, one of the characters has the broccoli haircut

so he looks like a total dbag even though he actually isn't

[trim gyro]

should have given him the rachel

[dark solstice]

I think saw a clip where one group punches another I guess from what you say that's Avatar 3?

[weak parrot]

i mean avatar has a great premise overall

the world building is nice

where it suffers from is story

same thing befalling star wars right now

say what you want about it, but disney really did bring very nice worldbuilding and design into star wars that it just didn't have before

[signal stone]

she wants uppies

[dark solstice]

I liked the mandalorian I guess

[weak parrot]

i can't say i particularly liked any of the shows as a whole

[trim gyro]

star wars has always had a shortage of original ideas, it just got blatantly obvious when they started copying star wars itself

[weak parrot]

but i love the concepts and designs they had within

no i think the problem is more like

[shut crane]

roon

[weak parrot]

the DND style world building

of the old EU

sure it's fun to use your imagination, but star wars is a visual project

not a project of words

[dark solstice]

Space balls>Star wars am I right ?

[weak parrot]

this is actually a nice skin

this proves that swimsuit skins don't need to be gooner

[trim gyro]

star wars EU is mostly writers wanting their characters to be the specialest or their version of a movie character to be the coolest version

[weak parrot]

it always bothered me in the EU how little illustration there was of things

but i understand it was the "old days" and DND and tabletop nerd shit was at its peak there

but the audience needs visual representation

[trim gyro]

star wars writers will shoehorn a skywalker in anywhere they can

[grand lodge]

[weak parrot]

and yeah, i know plot cohesion and continuity was never a feature of star wars

but i feel that was caused by the DND "brain image" worldbuilding

because everyone imagines things differently

but if you create an illustration and visual rep for it

then your audience is on the same page

[dark solstice]

Never forget

[weak parrot]

and that's important for star wars

star wars isn't like SCP and it shouldn't be

[trim gyro]

D&D is supposed to be a cooperative experience, star wars EU is the exact opposite, people competing over the pettiest shit

[weak parrot]

it needs hard visuals

you need to force the audience to understand the world you are creating

[weak parrot]

yeah so there was a whole mess of how the EU worked

[grand lodge]

Woa

My oh my

[weak parrot]

there were like three tiers of canon

in the pre-disney era

you had the highest canon (george lucas canon)

then you had like the games and officially sanctioned novels

in the second tier

and then you had the third

[grand lodge]

[weak parrot]

which was all the other licensed star wars stuff

and then lego star wars in non canon

i used to really dislike mandalorians

because of all the copy cat boba fetts

like boba fett was never "cool" to me

[viscid sedge]

It has some gooner elements tho its mainly the underboob cut

[weak parrot]

and his outfit color scheme was ugly

[trim gyro]

dude did literally nothing in the original trilogy

[weak parrot]

like dark green over light grey

that is disgusting

[grand lodge]

[weak parrot]

so the new boba fett from the series

i liked that boba fett

dark green armor on black robes

now that's actually cool

[lapis blade]

speen

[weak parrot]

but the point is that it isn't specifically gooner

that's what it makes it so great

[grand lodge]

Hmm clevebro hot ngl

[weak parrot]

it's just a swimsuit

[lapis blade]

hmm

[weak parrot]

and some swimsuits are sexier than others

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/cleveland-happy-anime-azur-lane-smile-gif-17060034

[lapis blade]

tap it

[grand lodge]

Yes

[viscid sedge]

thats a thing agree with Looks at Prinz Eugen's Summer skin vs Biscuit Zwei's

[weak parrot]

it isn't the gooner bs like pola, musashi, trafalgar, st louis

[viscid sedge]

wait Musashi has a summer skin?

[grand lodge]

I think she does

[viscid sedge]

but yeah i get what you mean tho for some characters Gooner type of skins do fit

[weak parrot]

st louis has her party skin and her swimsuit skin

that are god awful

especially her party skin

[viscid sedge]

which fits her personality lets be real here

[grand lodge]

Dang

[weak parrot]

burnice looking girls are what i like tbh

[viscid sedge]

and i like those St louis skins but hey as i said a day or smt before, just because i like a skin doesn't mean others like it 🙂

[weak parrot]

does AL have one

[viscid sedge]

burnice?

[weak parrot]

ZZZ burnice

i think eugen matches that design ethos

[viscid sedge]

what design ethos would that be? having some lewd elements in the outfit but not overly lewd?

[weak parrot]

sure

and well the whole spunky twintail girl

that isn't a loli

but also isn't a milf type

[lapis fractal]

Closest would be SanFran, but she sadly isn't blond

At least imo

[weak parrot]

yeah san fran does match that

joffre is up there in physical design

[viscid sedge]

and then there is Joffre's RQ skin

[lapis fractal]

Also good morning

[weak parrot]

it's actually not too bad for me

maybe it's because i really don't like ass and feet focus

so joffre's rq skin is acceptable

[lapis fractal]

Booba for once eh

[weak parrot]

but i also love l'audacieux's rq skin

its ass focus

but not like

ultra gooner with shiny skin

[viscid sedge]

i'm more a fan of skins that showcase booba but thats more because i'm a boobs person rather then a ass or feet person.......its more or less why i like Bismarck's Christmas skin besides the fact that the outfit she has on was picked by Eugen.

[weak parrot]

also, i think eugen's bikini sexiness comes from the way the artist colored her skin

because i think with her regular coloring, it wouldn't look so erotic

[viscid sedge]

funny enough

[weak parrot]

but he gave her a tan and made it shiny

[viscid sedge]

originally it was without a tan

[grand lodge]

[viscid sedge]

i honestly like both versions

[fading plinth]

tan what???

[viscid sedge]

with a bit of a preference for tanned because it just makes sense for a summer skin

[weak parrot]

yeah, the old version wasn't as erotic as the tan is

because the tan accentuates her shinyness

and it's the shinyness of her skin that is the erotic factor

hence why st louis' party skin is so uncomfortably erotic

her skin is too shiny

[weak parrot]

notice how the tan makes the shine more noticable

[viscid sedge]

left is current one
right is old one

btw aren't a lot of Eugen's skins erotic in one way shape or form?

[weak parrot]

they're more seductive than erotic

but yeah, the shine matters

[fading plinth]

zamn..

[viscid sedge]

does fit her personality tho since she's a seductive tease that does do sexual teasing when needed

[weak parrot]

roma's summer skin is sexy, but not erotic

[uneven ivy]

peak skin

[weak parrot]

yeah, eugen is meant to be more of a tease

[uneven ivy]

wish it was l2d though

[weak parrot]

than actually erotic

[grand lodge]

Oh

[weak parrot]

she's not a gooner

[uneven ivy]

[viscid sedge]

Nah Eugen can be erotic too its just not overly erotic

[weak parrot]

i guess

i feel like brem isn't supposed to be a tease or erotic

[uneven ivy]

her bar skin is her best skin

[weak parrot]

she's just supposed to be hot

but she has two skins that make her erotic

and it's kinda wack

brem has that spunky twintail girl vibe

[viscid sedge]

i wonder what the Brem or Eugen equivalent would be for the other factions?

[weak parrot]

not erotic or tease

[silver bear]

Atago for SE?

[weak parrot]

eh

probably owari if i'm being honest

[silver bear]

That makes sense

[fading plinth]

I started AL because of her.. all thanks to Eugen for that

[weak parrot]

i think eugen also got me into AL

lmao

[uneven ivy]

real

[fading plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/prinz-eugen-gif-22771012

[uneven ivy]

also warships are hot

20k tonnes of steel

[weak parrot]

my first oath was shinano though

[viscid sedge]

what got me into AL is my one true wife

[weak parrot]

because i used her so much

she was the first to get to 100 affection

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-illustrious-dance-blue-spirit-gif-19101221

[fading plinth]

it was either an ad or an art I saw, I don’t remember since I started back in 2019

[viscid sedge]

lusty got me into AL

[fading plinth]

interesting

[weak parrot]

lusty was my third oath maybe

[viscid sedge]

actually i was aware of Azur Lane when it was still China exclusive because of Illustrious

[weak parrot]

no wait, lusty was my second oath

lusty is the only ship in my entire fleet that has gear skins

she deploys siren planes

[fading plinth]

there’s nothing wrong with finding a mole on a woman’s breasts hot right? …

[viscid sedge]

Would that be Eugen?

[fading plinth]

yes

[viscid sedge]

because there isn't anything wrong with finding that attractive

[weak parrot]

@viscid sedge can i send you what my lusty chibi looks like

[viscid sedge]

go for it

[weak parrot]

done

[fading plinth]

ah ok

[wanton pelican]

Guys I have made a discovery

🎑

Look at it

[weak parrot]

is that a kagami mochi

[wanton pelican]

Rice scene

[weak parrot]

yeah ik

i see the rice

but i want to know if that's a kagami mochi on the table

[wanton pelican]

I have no idea what emotion it’s supposed to represent or why it exists

But I love it

[viscid sedge]

honestly based that you got her with the oath skin, i think Illustrious her oath skin is by far the prettiest of her skins and somewhat erotic without being erotic

[jaunty adder]

BAKAGI

I GOT THE HOT MONK SNIPER

[weak parrot]

i mean i would've preferred the party skin

but oath skin is nice

[wanton pelican]

🎑

I saw that

Congrats

[weak parrot]

but she wears the siren crown so well

[viscid sedge]

i'm atm running my lusty in that post-oath casual skin

[meager vine]

rice scene is a mood

[weak parrot]

it's pretty funny because like i usually have three CVs in the fleet

so when they all launch their planes at the same time

you get to see siren planes flying with regular planes

[viscid sedge]

xD

[devout horizon]

Morning.

[weak parrot]

also she has a very pretty oath name

if i do say so myself

my HMS Illustrious is named Anthem of the Stars

[viscid sedge]

that actually fits with her oath skin in my humble opinion xD

[weak parrot]

While my second best oath name is Yuudachi’s

[grand lodge]

Interesting

[weak parrot]

Wild Victory

[viscid sedge]

thats pretty "wild" no pun intended

[weak parrot]

lol

Sandy is Undying Conviction

but when its abbreviated in the game

It’s Undying Con

Shinano is Dreamwalker

[viscid sedge]

well that just makes sense

[weak parrot]

Brem is Lightseeker

[viscid sedge]

Shinano is a dreamwalker by lore

[weak parrot]

Unicorn is Immortal Skydancer

I need to change the name

You’ll love my name for Brooklyn

Aggressive Negotiations

Nimi is Spirit of Victory

Nurnburg is Heart of the Sea

Kongou Muse is Incorruptible Harmony

[silver bear]

Hallo

[weak parrot]

Formi Muse is Ballad of Hope

Eugen is Ever Vigilant

[silver bear]

These are your oath names

?

[viscid sedge]

hello there

yeah they are

[silver bear]

Hello master Obi Wan

how goes you

[weak parrot]

yeah, those are my oath names

[silver bear]

Neat

Im personally not a fan of renaming my boats

But those are cool ship names

[weak parrot]

Cleveland is Consecrated Brotherhood

[silver bear]

Very Halo esque

[weak parrot]

i only have one oath i haven't renamed

that being Fusou

yeah, i used halo names as inspiration

Shinano's first oath name was actually Forward Unto Dawn

[lusty marsh]

Cleveland new name should be Cavaliers

[viscid sedge]

Fusou is hawt

[silver bear]

i do wish Halo wars 2 had been a space themed game

[weak parrot]

i didn't know what to rename fusou

[silver bear]

Voice of the Tempest

[weak parrot]

good idea

it matches her theme

[silver bear]

Im listening to early Battletech lore again

Jfc

the shit the House Lords do

[viscid sedge]

wait what is Fusou's theme anyway? appart from her name being a archaic name for Japan?

[fading plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

why not Cleveland brown? (joke)

[lusty marsh]

What if we renamed New Jersey to Nets

[viscid sedge]

just rename her to what she is, America's Ass!

[slender violet]

https://tenor.com/view/stellaris-gif-23276672

hello chat

[weak parrot]

She’s a fox

[slender violet]

i am insidious

[viscid sedge]

fox? she's a cat

like her sister

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-day-after-leg-day-gym-leg-day-bird-gif-16512432

Wonder who this is

[slender violet]

hi roon

[grand lodge]

Ello

[weak parrot]

Oh yeah a cat

Oh right i forgot to mention Sara oath

[viscid sedge]

specifically a catgirl that is a shinto priestess in some form

[weak parrot]

Radiant Harmony

[solid whale]

Car

This is a pro yamashiro street now

[weak parrot]

I love Sara dance

[viscid sedge]

@weak parrot funny enough a skin i really like isn't even from Azur Lane

[red timber]

does anyone else have problems with youtube?

[solid whale]

Yeah

Think its sitewide saw people in comments talking about it lol

[red timber]

and of corse add woks fine but videos dont.
typical captitalism

[solid whale]

Adblockers my beloved

[lilac merlin]

we love adblockers here

[solid whale]

Website enshitification?

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther-tchalla-bruce-gif-16558003

Oh well guess ill watch pirated dragon ball super instead of YT

[visual cedar]

better play more azur lane :O your island must grow

[solid whale]

Tom nook akashi

[grand lodge]

YouTube not working

[lapis blade]

I use bootleg YouTube

[grand lodge]

Hot enty and clevebro

[pure depot]

Youtube is down, yes

[weak parrot]

YouTube is real?

[tacit crypt]

Oh

it’s down?

[weak parrot]

[lapis blade]

Lemme eee if the Bootleg yt is affected

[signal delta]

[quartz comet]

yt still up for me

[signal delta]

What the bootleg yt?

[viscid sedge]

time for some posting, also this is the skin i like

[signal delta]

Dang,lucky you

[lapis blade]

Its also affected

[tired stump]

It is?

[weak parrot]

Nice

[lapis blade]

Now i couldn't play my musics

[tired stump]

That would explain why i had a slight issue finding a video to watch

[lapis blade]

I don't use Spotify to listen on musics because im a brookie

[signal delta]

Lucky for me ,I have 709 music in my phone

[lapis blade]

Some green YouTube on mobile

[viscid sedge]

incase your wondering who she is, she's Tiger II P from the game Ash Arms which sadly doesn't have a Global release

[lapis blade]

Wont play

[lapis blade]

Has skippable but not persistent though annoying ads

[placid gulch]

happy halloween

[lapis blade]

October sucks

[placid gulch]

happy halloween!

[lapis blade]

Now you're making me think of that vampire who dares you not to come on his house

[placid gulch]

[grand lodge]

[meager marsh]

YouTube is being weird right now… you can prob look at it through an incognito tab though

Worked for me

[lapis blade]

I barely use YouTube on my laptop now tbh

Because i only watch on my phone

[meager marsh]

You can go on incognito on a phone too

[lapis blade]

On this bootleg yt thats better than the original yt

[meager marsh]

Idk what phone you have or what browser you use but I can

[lapis blade]

Doesn't that redirect me to the app itself

[meager marsh]

Not if you copy and paste the YouTube link

[lapis blade]

Oh i think its back online now

My bootleg yt is working rn

[mental frigate]

I may never be able to play Ash Arms, but I'm praying to god that Annihilation Borderline goes global like they say they are, I can only play Metal Waltz for so long

[meager marsh]

yippeeeeeee

[lapis blade]

Maybe thats why you thought its working in Incognito tho

[meager marsh]

No, it wasnt working earlier. I tried multiple times and it kept bringing up an error

I also checked and saw that other people were having the same problem

[lapis blade]

Oh

[jaunty adder]

mine works

watching a vanoss vid atm

hold on

is there maintenance today?

[lapis blade]

i think so

[dry egret]

Mine too works

[jagged knot]

People I have physics exam tomorrow

Wish me luck

[lapis blade]

goodluck shikicuh

hopes for the best

[jagged knot]

Thank you

[lapis blade]

i was looking on pixiv to look for clevebro stuff to send but i saw her getting beaten up for no reason instead

[grand lodge]

Why?😭

[lapis blade]

dfk

[grand lodge]

Who did it

[lapis blade]

[grand lodge]

Hmm

[weary bolt]

I will never understand that fetish.

I see that every now and then on Pixiv.

Just... shipgirls getting punched.

Awful.

[worthy pagoda]

I never saw that on other sites

[lapis blade]

cant show, because shes being beaten up naked with her hands cut off too

[grand lodge]

[weary bolt]

Only love for our boat waifus.

[lapis blade]

idk this is straight up sadism dont think this is a fetish

[weary bolt]

Makes sense.

[lapis blade]

Here cleveblush

[grand lodge]

There there Cleve I’m here for you

I won’t let them do that to you

[weary bolt]

Got a question.

Which shipgirl would do well as a streamer/vtuber?

[lapis blade]

if you check eugen in pixiv, theres someone having fetish for her dead corpse...

[lapis blade]

NJ

or Essex

[grand lodge]

Why does pixiv even exist…..

[lapis blade]

friendly arts and sick desires

[worthy pagoda]

I don't use pixiv because they show AI art

[weary bolt]

NJ would definitely be a fun streamer/vtuber.

[lapis blade]

bet you each shipgirl exists had an AI art of them

[tacit crypt]

so like.

we lowkey need to send people who make that kinda art STRAIGHT into the circles

I’m talking TREACHERY

[grand lodge]

I’ll guard my beloved Cleve

[runic abyss]

First thing I see in discord today

Normal day

[lapis blade]

jesus christ

[grand lodge]

[lapis blade]

im torturing my eyesight on this website just to look and hope for a good clevebro art

[weak parrot]

Oh, i tried playing ash arms

I couldn’t do it

[grand lodge]

You can stop now😭

[lapis blade]

alr

[weak parrot]

When are we getting more baseball waifus

[lapis blade]

whos that one common tier destroyer who yeets a baseball at you again

[wet rampart]

She's a CV, Bogue

[lapis blade]

oh

[lapis blade]

here i found this on danbo

[grand lodge]

I love her

[peak knoll]

Gorgeous and classy as ever

[grand lodge]

So glad that I oathed her

[peak knoll]

So, there are safer, better alternatives to Pixiv? I have turned various options off and still stumble upon unsightly stuff every now and then

[weak parrot]

Bogue

[lapis blade]

theres still so much ecchi arts

[lapis blade]

danbooru

for me atleast

[peak knoll]

I don't really mind ecchi, just within certain limits

[lapis blade]

everything is moderated in danbo

[peak knoll]

Sounds nice

I'll check it out

[lapis blade]

never seen a single gore here but its just blacklisted

i mean furry tag is also blacklisted

but can be enabled

[weak parrot]

Z16, Intrepid, Bluegill, and Z24 have baseball skins

[peak knoll]

Great

[weak parrot]

but it’s not enough

[worthy pagoda]

danbooru

[weak parrot]

Also Sanfran should have a baseball skin

she literally carries a bat

And there’s literally a baseball team in SF

[peak knoll]

Is it free to browse? Danbooru, I mean

[worthy pagoda]

Yes

[weak parrot]

hello, the GIANTS

[lapis blade]

browse

[peak knoll]

I thought it was a baseball bat akin to that used by street punks in 90's animé

[weak parrot]

It is

but

It’s a missed opportunity

given how SF literally has a team

[weak parrot]

But can I browse you?

[lapis blade]

i dont have arts of me

[peak knoll]

I do, as a former pen and paper artist, though

[lapis blade]

you got a potential to thrive still

my character is just a bootleg Amagi

[grand lodge]

Oh

[peak knoll]

Nah... By "former", I mean last time I drew anything was over ten years ago

[lapis blade]

oh so you still draw art?

neat

[peak knoll]

I did

I really enjoyed mythological themes

[lapis blade]

nice

[peak knoll]

Nowadays, though, medication got me trembling

[grand lodge]

Oh

[lapis blade]

oh

[peak knoll]

That being said, I could still try a slim, medieval Europe dragon thingy

[weak parrot]

I see so many girl put they like F1 in their profiles

and I’m just like

[mortal hill]

Hm

[weak parrot]

But do you really though?

Or are you just fangirling over the movie

[lapis blade]

race girls

[weak parrot]

Nah, F1 doesn’t have grid girls/race queens

[peak knoll]

Sorry for my ignorance – what is F1? Like, the racing cars?

[weak parrot]

F1 is car racing

But special cars

[peak knoll]

Ah, yeah, I've seen that before

[weak parrot]

it’s not like NASCAR where they’re just heavily modified civilian cars

[peak knoll]

Only "race queen" scenario I've ever seen in real life would be on illegal races

[weak parrot]

I mean race queens are just pretty promotional models

And nothing more

[peak knoll]

That I didn't know
Useless trivia, but still nice to know

[lapis blade]

i think i viewed Amagi's wiki page too much it just got pinned into the shortcuts by google itself

[weak parrot]

they don’t actually do the whole flag thing

[peak knoll]

||I enjoy learning irrelevant stuff ^•^||

[weak parrot]

They’re just there to make the sponsor look good

[peak knoll]

They still do here where I live, albeit like one would see in, let's say, the "Grease" movie

[weak parrot]

Nah, those are just amateur racing girls

[lapis blade]

better

[peak knoll]

They're poster girls for all I can tell

[modern sedge]

amagi/10

[weak parrot]

Real grid girls/race queens are just models paid by the sponsor to make their team even more appealing

[peak knoll]

Here where I live, just a couple blocks away, they do some races every so often, around 2 a.m., with fanfare

Thing is, they're all related to drug dealers

[lapis blade]

oh

[grand lodge]

Atleast YouTube is back

[lapis blade]

yeah

[peak knoll]

It's almost funny to think this sector of the capital city is considered among top 5 locations in the country for life quality

[grand lodge]

Now I can do my COD Ghosts intel hunt

[peak knoll]

YouTube went out for a while?

[grand lodge]

Yeah

[peak knoll]

Interesting...

Talking about that, just remembered I came here to ask: did the game enter maintenance ahead of time?

[weak parrot]

Yeah they’re just illegal street racers and gangbangers

[peak knoll]

Sad but true

[devout bough]

‼️ TWELVE HOURS UNTIL CLEM ‼️

[peak knoll]

Oh, right, that event is getting a rerun now

So... Did the game enter maintenance already? Or is my device acting up and not launching the app

[devout bough]

Eleven hours and fifty nine minutes until Clem

[devout bough]

Maintenance in five hours and fifty nine minutes

Lasts for six hours

[peak knoll]

Damn... My device is going through a rebel phase, then

[weary bolt]

Look at who I found.

[devout bough]

Lol

[weak parrot]

I really like the baseball skins

[devout bough]

What rank

[frank relic]

Hestia being the more stacked girl in danmachi , yet her chest look pretty reasonable when she arrived in AL universe .

[devout bough]

Yes

[weak parrot]

This collab, like all collabs, suck

[peak knoll]

This

[devout bough]

We had chest size inflation

[tiny kraken]

[devout bough]

Imho Dunkerque's would already be considered "big"

[weak parrot]

I’m horny for baseball girls

[devout bough]

Yet in Azur Lane she's like the more modest girl

[lapis blade]

i thought you want Ruppy

[peak knoll]

Thus, as per basic economics, cow size no longer holds the same value, but sink deeper and deeper

[weak parrot]

I want ruppy too

but

baseball girls are hot

ruppy baseball girl

[peak knoll]

Gotta agree here

[devout bough]

Everyone needs megamilkers now

[lapis blade]

oh

[devout bough]

I just want modest-sized girls like Dunkerque and Richelieu

Which would be considered quite big IRL already

[weak parrot]

it doesn’t help that both of my countries have baseball as a popular professional sport

[silver bear]

yeess

[devout bough]

Hood's size is quite nice as well

[peak knoll]

Let's be fair: there are "real life" standards, and then there are "animé/manga style" standards

[weak parrot]

Baseball is popular in Taiwan because Japan, and I live in the US and baseball is the national game

[lapis blade]

i saw an art of donut on reddit but im afraid to share here because the camel scares me

[worthy pagoda]

Not allowed here then

[tacit crypt]

donut?

[peak knoll]

"donut" and "camel"... Wut?

[weak parrot]

I don’t want to know

[peak knoll]

Am I missing some slang here?

[grand lodge]

What?

[tacit crypt]

who even is donut?

[weak parrot]

It’s probably some stupid brain rot

honestly

[lapis blade]

Dunkerque i mean

[tacit crypt]

ah

[peak knoll]

Oh, I see

[devout bough]

Send me

DM

[peak knoll]

Then, "camel"?

[dapper iron]

Cameltoe probably which will get you banned here

[peak knoll]

Oh, that

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-baltimore-valleyball-winner-nice-try-gif-20010670

[weak parrot]

I don’t like basketball

[devout bough]

Among the girls i oathed, biggest size would probably be between Scylla and Charybdis

Charybdis in particular has very large chest

[red timber]

furrys must be burn!

[wanton pelican]

Champagne

[peak knoll]

Not gonna lie... First image on my mind was the cover art of a vinyl, from a 60's rock band

[tacit crypt]

Baltimore would lowkey play for the Washington Wizards

Ik she’d be MVP

[devout bough]

Charybdis is actually really massive

If you look at her

[peak knoll]

Yeah, RN maids are something else... And then the Illustrious class

[devout bough]

Low key no one notices her

[red timber]

i mean...al of teh sister are..cough cough well developed

[weak parrot]

All the EU and SE girls need baseball skins

because those two countries are baseball countries

[verbal quest]

Maid tiddies

[weak parrot]

It was so weird that IB girls got baseball skins

like bro what

Germany doesn’t have a strong baseball culture

[deft salmon]

fat

[weak parrot]

I mean the skins are nice

but

???

[peak knoll]

But it's welcomed fat

[silver bear]

Its kinda memey all the didos are gigastacked

[viscid sedge]

pretty sure Yorktown is the largest one you oathed, biggest i oathed is as far as i remember Illustrious

[devout bough]

In the right places

[silver bear]

Considering how small they are irl

[weak parrot]

Now we make a tomboy flat chest dido

[devout bough]

Yorktown doesn't look as stacked as Charybdis and Scylla tbh

[grand lodge]

I love my flat clevebro wife

[viscid sedge]

nah she's very stacked

[red timber]

more soccer sinks, imagin prinz eugen in a baynern munic shirt

[weak parrot]

We need more fuckable bros

[devout bough]

Yeah no

[weak parrot]

Lmao

[red timber]

or duisbur in a MSV duisburg shirt, (because teh namegiving city has a soccer club in the 3th lieg)

[devout bough]

She puts up a good fight but Charybdis is obviously bigger

[weak parrot]

imagine the RN girls in premier league jerseys

And nothing else

just oversized premier league jerseys

[grand lodge]

[red timber]

maby the cinise dont have that on teh raar...since tehy dont play soccer

[peak knoll]

If going for size there, then definitely largest one from my oaths is Yorktown, followed by Takao

[grand lodge]

Imagine Arizona wearing an Arizona jersey

[weak parrot]

The Chinese aren’t good at any international sport

[grand lodge]

[weak parrot]

Cardinals?

[grand lodge]

Pretty much

[red timber]

only in olypis if tehy pus thri childen through bootcamp for success

[weak parrot]

Or the Sundevils

[lapis blade]

how to get rid of this parasite, kept appearing on my screen whenever i open something to play when its not even needed

[devout bough]

Didos

Nice

[weak parrot]

Yes but none of the sports they win in matter

table tennis doesn’t fucking matter

[modern dew]

i think you should follow the guide

[peak knoll]

Damn XD

[modern dew]

[verbal quest]

And then Cleopatra is even bigger, I'm sure

[lapis blade]

i just opened task manager and closed it

[red timber]

https://tenor.com/view/bored-miserable-waste-time-forrest-gump-ping-pong-gif-9282097

[modern dew]

evil

[lapis blade]

i couldnt close it by its own close button

[weak parrot]

China only got into the World Cup once

[viscid sedge]

nah :3 ||just incase you don't realize, i'm just joking now :)||

[weak parrot]

And that was when Korea and Japan were cohosting

[tired crown]

Shoes in water

[weak parrot]

they literally didn’t have to compete with the best two teams in Asia

[weak parrot]

Pola has wet socks

[lapis blade]

hi birb

[weak parrot]

someone bring up the pola skin

[tired crown]

[tired crown]

Hallo

[weak parrot]

someone please

Pola bikini skin.

Now.

[red timber]

and we have a weird situatio that america got intrestes in soccer while germny on the hand at the same time for the NFL

[weak parrot]

Show the wet socks

[weak parrot]

I mean Germany used to have two NFL teams

iirc

[tired crown]

Yeah I be fat

[grand lodge]

It’s ok birb

[lapis blade]

@grand lodge i think you fed him too much

[weak parrot]

The Hamburg Devils

and uhh

[grand lodge]

I give them fish

[verbal quest]

Icarus has thigh highs underwater

[tacit crypt]

man what happened to Sayallo

I haven’t heard from him in awhile

he was like

one of the biggest Yorktown fans

[weak parrot]

no wait

[lapis blade]

what a dream

[weak parrot]

Most of the teams were from Germany

[viscid sedge]

no clue tbh

[grand lodge]

Then again birb do be hungwy

[weak parrot]

Of the 9 NFL Europe teams

Germany had 5 of them

Berlin Thunder, Cologne Centurions, Frankfurt Galaxy, Hamburg Sea Devils, and Rhein Fire

[peak knoll]

"had" as in "control" or "players"?

[severe lion]

kiss drunk yorktown

[weak parrot]

Actual teams

[red timber]

rember durng that one team in munic whre even the germans fans sing toghter "country roads" during the nfl match

[peak knoll]

Oh, teams from there

[weak parrot]

there was an NFL league in Europe

[peak knoll]

Nice

[weak parrot]

It died in 2007

[peak knoll]

Damn, I'm so ignorant regarding Western sports

[weak parrot]

But it lasted like 8 years

so that was kinda impressive

Japan still has a semi-pro American football league

[peak knoll]

Statistics?

I mean, how did they perform during those eight years?

[weak parrot]

idk, check NFL Europe on Wikipedia

[peak knoll]

Might as well do

[weak parrot]

Japan’s league is called the X-League

[peak knoll]

Which language has the most comprehensive article?

[weak parrot]

And it’s teams are semi-professional because most of the players are also employees in the company

[peak knoll]

Interesting

[weak parrot]

Japan’s X-League as an entire team made from active duty police officers

From the Tokyo Metro Police

[peak knoll]

That's some high level effort

[weak parrot]

Yeah the Keishichou Eagles

[grand lodge]

[weak parrot]

It’s kinda funny though

Part time football player, full time police officer

[violet panther]

sure their legs are more than fit to catch criminals

[grand lodge]

[weak parrot]

Maybe thats what we need in America

No more fat cops

Make a police only semi-pro league

[violet panther]

although understandably, it's the juniors that going physicals around, seniors usually go more desk , management, or brain jobs

[lament palm]

You're gonna have to change the nutritional conditions of a LOT of people to have all cops be fit

[violet panther]

although no need to be sporty, a regular job with national-guard part time could also help fitness?

[weak parrot]

I mean obviously some cops will never get the memo

but it’s never a bad thing to encourage fitness

Especially in police departments

[violet panther]

the military got a wake up call from previous meeting regarding that eh?

[lament palm]

Government mandated protein shakes fully paid by them

[weak parrot]

yeah they did, but honestly

The secretary of war could’ve put it in a less selfish way

[grand lodge]

[weak parrot]

because the way he said was very selfish

[violet panther]

[weak parrot]

it wasn’t because of fat troops being more likely to get killed

Instead his line was “I don’t want my son seeing fat soldiers”

[violet panther]

even if they're in technical, auxilliary roles?

[weak parrot]

Yeah see

that’s where not having a selfish agenda is good

it helps a lot if you don't sound like an asshole

[violet panther]

public image heh

[grand lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/akairo-azurlane-oklahoma-helena-cleveland-gif-14508355

[tiny kraken]

tbf, even if they are rare, imagine a big man running after you at track sprinting speed

[weak parrot]

lmao

even worse than a police dog sprinting at you

[grand lodge]

Why Lena looks like she’s about to cry

[violet panther]

or Police Doro

[tiny kraken]

disciplined cops too. A lot are bad at de-escalation

[weak parrot]

true

[tiny kraken]

actually, that goes to a lot of cops in the world

[weak parrot]

i mean i feel like the bigger the department, the more likely you are to have bad apples get through

not only that, but also smaller, more isolated departments too

[tiny kraken]

sadly true. But then again, they have to start evaluating even at the schools. Grades shouldn't matter if you're not gonna bring peace. Here, a lot of criminology students have huge egos. If these are the future cops, then the cycle just continues 💔

[weak parrot]

for every one cop that joins to legitimately make the community safer, there's always another cop that just wants to power trip

[tiny kraken]

True. Sadly they further destroy an already broken reputation

[weak parrot]

probably had shit family life with no power so they go power hungry

[violet panther]

if u are graduating from Yunkui Summit...

[weak parrot]

and i feel like power tripping cops are more common in isolated and rural departments

including rez police

i mean rez police take power tripping to a whole other level

since rez police are essentially the chief/council's personal police force

given how small most rezes are

[tiny kraken]

makes sense

[weak parrot]

and rezes are basically small microcountries

[peak knoll]

How did the NFL develop into police criticism, I can't quite grasp, and here I was doing some light reading into the NFL Europe stort

[weak parrot]

so the rez police are not just civilian police, but the military, border patrol and national law enforcement of the rez

[weak parrot]

i mean i think that's just social pressure on corporations

[violet panther]

and nationalguard?

[weak parrot]

yeah

basically rez police are all law enforcement wrapped into one

[violet panther]

it started with about a case of football-players-parttime with police main-time

[tiny kraken]

Idk either

[violet panther]

and then evolved to police's physical-fitness then > > > ...

[weak parrot]

anyway, someone post intrepid baseball skin

[desert shadow]

is the shipgirl in the patchnotes Richelieu or Vanguard?

[violet panther]

Clemenceau

[weak parrot]

richevanguarceau

[desert shadow]

ah ty

[violet panther]

a Richy sister, she's a witch type

[peak knoll]

As a topic breaker (and brain farting supplement), enjoy a glorious, uh, whatever this was supposed to be

[weak parrot]

unicron

[grand lodge]

What the

[violet panther]

looks like a procederal generated animal from nms (game)

[weak parrot]

nah, that's actually what pin's skeleton looks like

[violet panther]

[jagged terrace]

isnt this thing on display somewhere in europe?

[weak parrot]

i have 86 cubes saved for tomorrow

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-amagi-akagi-kaga-gif-13290715

[weak parrot]

no one has posted intrepid baseball skin

smh

[grand lodge]

Happy Amagi

[weak parrot]

she isn't even wearing the right shoes

[oblique dove]

[peak knoll]

That's an actual rendering of, uh, something, that some European "biologist" or something created under orders from their royal family, if I'm not mistaken... Thing is, any point between 1600–1800, most European people had little to no idea at all about what prehistoric fauna looked like, so "experts" just did whatever would earn them some money

[violet panther]

how many scams per day now?

[grand lodge]

[peak knoll]

Didn't expect those here, but wasn't surprised either...

[weak parrot]

actually, none of the baseball skins (even bogue) are wearing the right shoes

[oblique dove]

10 times?

[violet panther]

actually they appear multiple times a day

[weak parrot]

only Z16 has the closest shoes to actual baseball cleats

but they don't have the cleats

[late shale]

No cleats indeed

[oblique dove]

[peak knoll]

It's my first time checking the chat over here in about two months XD

[weak parrot]

is it that hard to draw cleats

[violet panther]

well, u will get used to it

[late shale]

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-the-ball-major-league-baseball-homerun-manny-machado-san-diego-padres-gif-6273659006121976652

[violet panther]

[weak parrot]

and basebal cleats are actually easier

[grand lodge]

Woa kocchi

[weak parrot]

given how thick they are

[peak knoll]

I'm used to it, from my language learning group...

[weak parrot]

even more so than football and soccer cleats

[grand lodge]

Ngl soccer is better in real grass

[weak parrot]

i can understand not drawing running spikes

because not every runner wears spikes

[burnt idol]

this is getting genuinely infuriating

how hard is it not to click sus links?

[violet panther]

spikes, ah like old-school golf-shoes

[burnt idol]

its been happening almost daily for the past few months

[weak parrot]

no no no, running spikes

[violet panther]

more than twice a day too

[weak parrot]

as in running shoes with tiny drill like plastic spikes

that you can screw into the sole

[weak parrot]

it gives us cross country runners better grip in mud

[dapper iron]

Why are people so fucking bad at life

I should become a scammer it seems easy

[weak parrot]

but even then, i never bothered with running spikes

i wore regular running shoes

[peak knoll]

Let's make it even weirder and less realistic: every Western sports practitioner is to wear not the appropriate footwear, but tengu clogs

[dapper iron]

...cleats?

[weak spade]

More DORO

[weak parrot]

expensive, yes

but running shoes are ultra light

[weak parrot]

we call them spikes in running

[violet panther]

somtimes i wear heavy-duty-Crocs with socks instead of sportshoe when in gym

[weak parrot]

cleats are for the other sports

because our spikes are actually spikes

[grand lodge]

Interesting

[weak parrot]

like tiny drill looking spikes that can be screwed on

[peak knoll]

Meanwhile, I only keep my socks while training... Indoors kung fu sessions

[dapper iron]

Oh wow they are way different

[weak parrot]

yeah

because they're used for grip in mud

and uphill dirt

[dapper iron]

I did one semester of Xcountry in high school but we never used them

But that was also 16 years ago

[weak parrot]

i did one year in high school

that was like 2014

lol

[late shale]

Remember my baseball days. Those were the times indeed

[weak parrot]

i kinda got kicked out because i never gave a shit about long run practices

[dapper iron]

I used cleats when I played paintball though, lifesavers

[weak parrot]

i only gave a shit in 800 meter trials

and races

[grand lodge]

Gave up soccer because I rolled my ankle mid game near the middle

[weak parrot]

but long runs i gave no shit

because i don't like running

i like the experience of the meets

and i like the races

but i can't be motivated to run for fun

[peak knoll]

Am I the only one here who, being a Westerner, never really played a Western sport but practiced East Asian martial arts instead?

[weak parrot]

i'm east asian, raised in the US

[dapper iron]

I envy the ability to run now, my ankle is all fused together so I have to do other stuff for cardio

[weak parrot]

did all kinds of western sports

never touched east asian martial arts

because i don't have that discipline

[peak knoll]

Sounds really bad...

[late shale]

I got hurt in the minors and that pretty much ended my baseball career

[peak knoll]

Interesting

[weak parrot]

i can't tell you how many times i rollled my ankles

during races

so now i have bad ankles

[peak knoll]

Oh

[weak parrot]

always sore

but it was worth it

my scores in the meets are still up in the websites

[dapper iron]

It was just a motorcycle accident, I can walk just fine but dont have the range of motion in my ankle for proper running form

[weak parrot]

and i still have my bibs

[peak knoll]

That's something, indeed

[peak knoll]

Does it hurt constantly?

[weak parrot]

yeah ik it sounds weird, but that's what the number plaques that we pin on our uniforms are called

bibs

racing bibs

[peak knoll]

Didn't know that

Bibs...

Sounds funny, indeed

[weak parrot]

if you see the result pages, sometimes you'll see "bib #"

bib number

so i understand uma musume

[dapper iron]

Nope only when I run lol. I get most of my cardio from mountain biking and swimming in the winter

[weak parrot]

i hate swimming

but for the admittedly dumbest reason

because i don't want to take a shower after

it's annoying to me having to take a shower after a swim

[dapper iron]

[weak parrot]

waste of time, unlike other sports where you can go home and shower

[violet panther]

do shower rooms there are that bad to invoke your hate?

[peak knoll]

Sounds nice
Cardio (and the rest of the systems operating properly) = nice health

[weak parrot]

no, i just think it's a waste of time

[violet panther]

i see, even if it's just 5 minute cleanse?

[weak parrot]

when i could be playing mobile games

yeah

[dapper iron]

You just need to rinse off for like 30 seconds then shower at home lol

[weak parrot]

nah, i'd rather shower at home

[dapper iron]

I learned way too late in life that once youre >30 you REALLY need to take care of yourself or youll have a bad time

[violet panther]

it would be more understandable if it's cold weather region

[weak parrot]

lol, i'm just lazy

i have lifeguard certification

well had

it's probably long expired

[violet panther]

well for that, i'm also avoid shower after finish golfing too

[peak knoll]

Then there's me: 29 years old, but had to get heart surgery right after birth...

[violet panther]

i would just drive back to shower at home

[weak parrot]

i mean with other sports you don't need to shower after

but with swimming, it's the chlorine that hurts you

so you have to

[peak knoll]

That

Facts

It also is a pain when you have asthma

[violet panther]

the Clorinde that hurts you :

https://tenor.com/view/clorinde-gun-gif-8245992442168564119

"Owari Da"

[dapper iron]

I kind of gave up on my fitness at 25 after my accident, but started doing small things and it really changed my quality of life

[violet panther]

i could relate that after spend swimming at the beach, and reeks of salt even more eager to take shower

[weak parrot]

but yeah, i wouldn't mind joining a running club again

[abstract cipher]

ong real

[dapper iron]

Ocean swimming

[violet panther]

not ot mention u have to walk bare-wet-foot through sands on the beach

[weak parrot]

but only if it's a running club that participates in 5k races

actually nah

nothing beats the high school xc meet experience

[violet panther]

i have replaced my every sandals and slippers, with crocs

even in-house croc for in-house walk around

[peak knoll]

I just started some therapy to fix a gland malfunction; in about three months from now, I'll finally start getting fit again from the kung fu sessions

[dapper iron]

Thats awesome, I hope you get really badass and reach your goals

[peak knoll]

Until then, about 25 kg overweight

[dapper iron]

And its smart youre doing it now because it literally felt like, 30th birthday, everything suddenly hurt

Its like opening a door to your own mortality

[weak parrot]

it's once in a lifetime because you're just teenage boy and you get to see teenage girls in singlets and racing shorts

of course you can get that experience in college, but with college girls

[late shale]

Lol

[peak knoll]

In my case, my liver went kaput back in 2018, and went up from ~87 kg to ~113 in a couple months...

[weak parrot]

but i guess it's different when you're in high school

you're still developing

[peak knoll]

Yeah, it's scary

[weak parrot]

but it's like you're also wearing a singlet and racing shorts

it's just the girl's shorts are even shorter

[dapper iron]

Im sorry to hear that, but its also great you havent given up

[weak parrot]

and they unlike the dudes, they don't wear compression shorts

so while us guys have those black compression shorts hiding our thighs

the ladies have their thighs on full display

[peak knoll]

Highschool... All guys school in my case... No good memories whatsoever, no nice sights either

[weak parrot]

i mean we had good reason to wear compression shorts

it was mostly to hide our blinding white thighs

[peak knoll]

It's always better to be alive, after all

[dapper iron]

Just go tan

[weak parrot]

most of us dudes don't do that

but girls, they've always had thigh exposing shorts

so there's no blinding white thighs for them

[dapper iron]

Can't relate, am brown.

[weak parrot]

i'm yellow

[dapper iron]

I guess blinding white skin it is

[violet panther]

my arms and below-knees are almost brown, while the rest are quite yellow

[peak knoll]

I'm white, but I don't get a tan, ever... Ultra sensitive skin, and plenty of cancer precedents among the family

[weak parrot]

i'm asian

and the area i grew up in

was mostly asian

and many of the schools we competed against were asian and white

with lighter hispanics

[peak knoll]

Sounds... Interesting, from an ethnocultural background perspective, at least

[weak parrot]

and especially in cross country

most runners were white

a fair number of asians too because, well, california

[dapper iron]

Xcountry was somehow considered a rich peiple sport at my school

Football was for the poors

[marsh rover]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-enterprise-cowboy-gun-guns-gif-13404977611948232427

[weak parrot]

i mean XC has always been a "white sport"

if you catch my drift

[dapper iron]

Well we had golf at my school so thats where everyone went, and the Xcountry guys were just well off minorities

[marsh rover]

Enty Morgan

[dapper iron]

Which is weird because its like.. the cheapest sport

[weak parrot]

our golf team was mostly chinese

we actually had the largest xc team in our league

[peak knoll]

Here where I live, we seldom see European white people like myself, nor any other skin color actually, mostly the Hispanic people from the country at large and the more indigenous people from the less urbanized areas... Even then, back in highschool, fastest runners were a "pinche gringo" (a blinding white guy from Mexico), and an African [South-] American guy

[violet panther]

golf? cheapest sport?

[weak parrot]

we had like 120 runners

combined

both girls and boys teams

[dapper iron]

No cross country lol

[weak parrot]

yeah cross country is the cheapest

you don't even really need to buy running shoes

but it does really make a difference

[grand lodge]

Damn I miss playing golf at a top golf

[violet panther]

agree

[peak knoll]

Cheapest is tai ji quan

If you forget about the weapons, that is

[dapper iron]

I dont remember a single time I've ever been to top golf