al-general

[tranquil mural]

I don't get it, you collected 97.6% of the ships but Hakuhou's event just ended and Unzen should be in your dock already

How so ?

[shadow hawk]

I'm poor AF and no cubes

[craggy matrix]

cant believe you don't have hakuhou

[shadow hawk]

The last event drained my cube reserves till the last drop

[tranquil mural]

I hear you, cubes are defi. I asked for a cube event lately but sadly nothing happened

[craggy matrix]

i started the last event with zero cubes and still got almost every ship from banner/rewards

just by grinding out cubes and playing with the luck

[shadow hawk]

F U gimme your luck rng

[craggy matrix]

no asama because uhhhh

didnt mind

[shadow hawk]

The luck loves me back then. I didn't know what happened

[tranquil mural]

Frankly for the upcoming SSR banner I won't make much pulls, tbh I don't care, UR rerun is coming in November

[craggy matrix]

what was your experience on the lion event tho

[craggy matrix]

I don't care about Clemenceau rerun because I already have her

but I will still spend all my cubes in it because yes

[shadow hawk]

Lion event? I have her but...

[craggy matrix]

not anyone else?

[shadow hawk]

What?

[craggy matrix]

what about the other 5 ships

in the event

[shadow hawk]

Got em all

[craggy matrix]

same

thanks to the handbook missions too

they gave me a free 20 pull at the start of the event

[shadow hawk]

Im just missing the UR ships which needs luck to pull

[craggy matrix]

so non banner UR?

[craggy matrix]

every ship needs luck to pull

except commons and rares because they're mass acquired

[gusty fern]

you fucking missed hakuhou?

lane common

[shadow hawk]

F U why rub the salt where it hurts

[craggy matrix]

trash rng hits right in the gut

you know that?

and it hits more when you are supposed to get the thing but you don't

[grand lodge]

Dang

[shadow hawk]

I think I started the past UR event with 187 cubes

[craggy matrix]

did you instantly spend them

[shadow hawk]

All of them... But what did I got. NOTHING

[craggy matrix]

that's your mistake probably

you should've done pulls controllably

like doing a 10 pull daily

in less than a week you could've acquired hakuhou

[shadow hawk]

Nah the easiest drop of limited ships are the 1st 3 hours of events starting and the final day

[grand lodge]

When I got her in like 20-30 pulls

[craggy matrix]

I got her in 31 exactly

e x a c t l y

[shadow hawk]

I pulled 192 in total and still didn't got her

[craggy matrix]

I never saved cubes, I got all of them from dailies and event missions

[craggy matrix]

oh i got 2

now that I remember

[azure tangle]

You can now do this without needing multiple copies

[serene elm]

Tempesta Queen? oh we getting Queen Anne's Revenge?

[craggy matrix]

when I slept after I put all cubes to construction

[serene elm]

was about time

if it's really her ofc

[craggy matrix]

I open the game

and I see

[gusty fern]

yep

[craggy matrix]

hakuhou copy

[gusty fern]

i think the clue is very obvious

[shadow hawk]

What's the next main Collab event btw?

[craggy matrix]

"revenge"

[craggy matrix]

Date a live

[shadow hawk]

When?

[craggy matrix]

unannounced

[blissful oxide]

rel or fek

is it? (again)

[shadow hawk]

I saving cubes for collabs like a madman to get em all knowing maybe they don't come back anymore like kizuna Ai and hololive collabs

[blissful oxide]

nah stop saving for that ur incoming soon

[craggy matrix]

tf is that question

[blissful oxide]

its a legal question, anyways

[craggy matrix]

rerun or new

[shadow hawk]

I'm going to play now... Adiós Amigos

[gusty fern]

or maybe the flying dutchman cuz the quote seems very similar to "Dead men tells no tale"

[craggy matrix]

hope your fleet gets slimed

[shut crane]

there are no clues

you're all wrong

you know nothing

[gusty fern]

shave the floof

[blissful oxide]

one is rerun

[craggy matrix]

no one knows anything until they ultimately do

[blissful oxide]

shaving floofs

[craggy matrix]

shave the floof

[grand lodge]

Pat the floof

[old cloud]

Sleep on floof

[meager haven]

Turn floof’s shaved fur into pillow

[grand lodge]

poor floofs

[meager haven]

They will die of heatstroke if too floof

[grand lodge]

Got it

[severe lion]

Do (NOT) look up the badge for HMS Nubian

[lusty marsh]

Why whats gonna happen

[meager haven]

It’s cursed and will turn you into another instance of the Nubian.

[craggy matrix]

jokes on you

[severe lion]

So the glowworm ship badge I bought came from the ferris walker collection

And they have a Nubian badge and

The lips are painted bright red

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[craggy matrix]

you weren't kidding

[weak parrot]

collabs are sus

[trim gyro]

panties are sus

[sleek cape]

Panties also prevent you from smelling like shit

And fish

[spice dove]

... 45 unclaimed mail?

[versed pulsar]

yeh

[rough vapor]

bros saving for nothing

[versed pulsar]

I know about the mail oil and coin bank
just too lazy to claim everything
and a habit I guess

[uneven forum]

https://tenor.com/view/len-wife-taihou-belong-to-len-azure-lane-azur-lane-gif-17825920698457102181

[merry robin]

hi chat

[spice dove]

i mean, as long as you don't hit the mail cap

[versed pulsar]

yeh

[merry robin]

Where is Arley?

[sleek cape]

Idk

[craggy matrix]

How many is the cap even

100?

[spice dove]

100 for the inbox, pretty sure you just don't get new mail if you're at that. got a warning for that a while back

[craggy matrix]

oh

so it's the same

[grand lodge]

Interesting

[fleet flume]

...

im facing

a dillema

its speaking to me like the goblin mask

[acoustic helm]

azur lane has been getting really buggy on the emulators its getting really annoying

i hope they make a pc client soon i cant stand emulators

[fleet flume]

should i buy

or nah

[weak parrot]

sex

[weak parrot]

nah

[fleet flume]

its speaking to me

it says "buy your wife new clothes so you can do night battles more efficiently"

[weak parrot]

become bros with flat chested tomboy and then sex her

it will no longer speak to you

[spice dove]

i mean, same, but what emulator are you using?

[acoustic helm]

does it really matter

most emus are getting annoying to deal with

[spice dove]

... oh, bluestacks. did you try mumu before? didn't have problems with that before

at least not with this game

[acoustic helm]

im not trying that one

[weak parrot]

greenstacks

sexstacks

[acoustic helm]

i just want them to put the game on pc im getting sick of using emus to play this one game

[weak parrot]

i mean the game is kinda meant to be played on mobile

[acoustic helm]

it shouldnt be that hard for them to make a pc port look at blue archive theyre on pc

[spice dove]

yeah, blue archive has a pc port... for the english version only that's not published by yostar. see the problem?

[acoustic helm]

i refuse to use phones to play this game

[weak parrot]

this game literally isn't meant for you freaks who auto-run battles for 8 hours a day

[acoustic helm]

i hate using small screens

[weak parrot]

or, buy a tablet

[acoustic helm]

i also hate using tablets to

[spice dove]

there are tools to mirror your phone screen to a monitor if that's an improvement

[acoustic helm]

im also not doign that ether

[spice dove]

wow you really just want to complain

[acoustic helm]

the game is also getting too big for alot of phones as well

[weak parrot]

i mean, tbf, you don't need like 10 games on a phone

[austere forge]

No mods on

[acoustic helm]

still azur lane has more data than most of the games i play which are way smaller in size

[weak parrot]

post cleveland nudes

[spice dove]

there are literally 5 mods and 2 admins online

[austere forge]

Eww I hate Cleveland

[weak parrot]

rude

[acoustic helm]

dude really

[craggy matrix]

not worth

[austere forge]

Accurian is not a mod

[craggy matrix]

gta 4 is smaller than azur lane

[acoustic helm]

posting lewd content i think isnt allowed

[craggy matrix]

For reference

[acoustic helm]

azur lane takes almost 30 gigs now

[weak parrot]

wdym not worth, small boob tomboys that are still feminine looking are always worth it

[remote kiln]

Hsr has 16gb

[weak parrot]

but obviously posting nudes here is a joke

smh

[remote kiln]

Azur lane has so much bloat

[craggy matrix]

Genshin has 40+ gb

[acoustic helm]

blue archive barely takes 15 gigs right now

[weak parrot]

Uma Musume is 24 GB

[austere forge]

You need to be corrected

[craggy matrix]

just wait until they add more content

[weak parrot]

that's because BA isn't a chinese game

[remote kiln]

pc client? Size is diff for phones n pc

[acoustic helm]

its because the pc probably has better graphics or something

[weak parrot]

Japanese and Korean games are better at reducing load without compromising quality

[spice dove]

genshin is like 100 gb on pc, might go lower than 40gb on mobile if you delete optional stuff

[blissful oxide]

u play uma more than al nowadays don't u

[weak parrot]

Chinese games are still in that learning process

[blissful oxide]

over

[weak parrot]

no, i have jp uma

[remote kiln]

cant notice much difference when my eyes are getting nuked by flashy skill effects anyway

[acoustic helm]

i also have a touhou game on my phone and it takes 5 gigs though its a 2d game

[blissful oxide]

oh

[weak parrot]

which i've had since 2021

[blissful oxide]

hmmm 4 years

[weak parrot]

so uma is my second largest game

after AL

but uma i get it because all assets are rendered in 3D

[blissful oxide]

but hey, be grateful genshin is 100+ with seven worlds, unlike wuwa 80gb with 2 worlds

[acoustic helm]

i dont think uma musume really takes that much it shows about 10 gigs or something like that on my phone

[blissful oxide]

cuz it's phone, literally

[acoustic helm]

though i havent touched the game that much at all

[weak parrot]

the initial game doesn't take up too much

[remote kiln]

honse

[weak parrot]

but because i've had 4 years on it

and more horses

[blissful oxide]

al is 26gb now

[austere forge]

[blissful oxide]

with island

[weak parrot]

it's 24 GB

[blissful oxide]

[acoustic helm]

i think the pc ports might actually take more space than the phone game

[austere forge]

The island maker was a mistake

[blissful oxide]

what a dumbsex u are

[remote kiln]

AL pc port gonna be 50gb atp

[acoustic helm]

yep soon itll take 30 gigs

[weak parrot]

islandplanner is better done as a spin off game

[acoustic helm]

i dont mind considering on pc its better anyways only thing i wont have is hotkeys

[blissful oxide]

island is atleast 3gb

prob more

[acoustic helm]

i also have more space on my pc than my phone anyways

[blissful oxide]

then no one plays it, cuz it don't give gems anymore

[weak parrot]

let me delete islandplanner and see

[remote kiln]

yeah i really need that phone space too

[craggy matrix]

strip azur lane off l2d private quarter and island planner and tell me what the size is currently

[blissful oxide]

fr?

u can earn gem from there tho

[weak parrot]

i mean i can always redownload

[spice dove]

there's like, what, 120 gems in that total?

[craggy matrix]

doesn't change the fact that the mode is trash

[remote kiln]

40 whole gems

[blissful oxide]

lol

[weak parrot]

i unloaded 3D dorm

[blissful oxide]

idk how many gem don't ask me

[mortal hill]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

because it's fucking useless

[blissful oxide]

not responsible for that one

[austere forge]

Just buy gems

[acoustic helm]

the private quarters and the other thing i find to be pointless aditions to the game i dont even visit them

[craggy matrix]

same

[weak parrot]

3D dorm is useless

[blissful oxide]

how urs 1gb lesser than mines

[acoustic helm]

i havent visited the 3d dorm at all

[rough vapor]

mood

[blissful oxide]

hm

meeno

[rough vapor]

downloaded full client just to never open it

[weak parrot]

okay, without 3D dorm, AL is 25.6 GB for me

[acoustic helm]

i also heard the 3d dorm is kinda buggy on emus

[remote kiln]

just buy a 1tb phone ez

[mortal hill]

somethng called, magik

[weak parrot]

uma is 21.93 GB for me

[blissful oxide]

perhaps

[rough vapor]

uma is 20gb? jesus

[blissful oxide]

iphone 17 pro max: what?

[weak parrot]

yeah, it happens when everything in game is rendered in 3D

and you have a lot of hroses

[rough vapor]

yeah nikke is pretty big too i suppose

[weak parrot]

nikke was 9 GB for me

when i had it

[acoustic helm]

on my phone its way smaller than that

[remote kiln]

but overkill on the specs but i gotta render them cheeks better ig

[blissful oxide]

rechecked, +.1gb

[blissful oxide]

mhm

[spice dove]

al is 27gb for me

[weak parrot]

yeah islandplanner is 2.7 GB

so if i delete it, i get 2.7 GB back

[lusty marsh]

azur storage

[rough vapor]

what can you do with 2.7gb

[acoustic helm]

i wish i could remove the notifications for the stupid 3d dorm

[remote kiln]

Are we so dry in events that the topics just devolve into storage space

[weak parrot]

this collab is stupid so

[blissful oxide]

still rounds up to 3

[gusty fern]

how much gb are you?

[blissful oxide]

consider it's not even fully yet

[spice dove]

i'd say something reasonable about how the game takes up too many storage, but are y'all just running around with 64gb phones or what

[blissful oxide]

mhm

[azure tangle]

Just delete AL yearly to make it smaller

[blissful oxide]

I run with 128

[weak parrot]

i have a 128 GB phone

[blissful oxide]

wait

[remote kiln]

128 same

[weak parrot]

i have the basic iphone 14

[azure tangle]

256

[weak parrot]

lol

[azure tangle]

😎

[spice dove]

ew iphone

[blissful oxide]

512

[weak parrot]

when are we getting a 1 GB phone

[spice dove]

oh boy

[azure tangle]

Nokia

[weak parrot]

discord IRC edition

no special features, just plain 90s style discord with sex

and image uploading capability

[acoustic helm]

i think thats teamspeak

teamspeak is as barebones as it gets

[weak parrot]

but does it have sex?

[mortal hill]

I upgraded 256GB

[blissful oxide]

u upgraded

[gusty fern]

he upgraded

[mortal hill]

yes

[acoustic helm]

i have over 100tb of hard drives in my place

[mortal hill]

+13 256GB

[weak parrot]

i just retrofitted amazon

she looks better after retrofitting

[gusty fern]

she looks better

[grand lodge]

[acoustic helm]

i also forget about doign the retrofits too

[gusty fern]

yes

[weak parrot]

QE needs to take notes from amazon

and get a better looking retrofit

otherwise she's just stuck looking like a potato

at least her META is attractive

[severe lion]

Amazon is great twintail tsundere with moe tooth

[mortal hill]

This is slap

[blissful oxide]

smh I forgot how to check ram on phone again

shame to be me

[blissful oxide]

holy sh

[weak parrot]

people still use phones?

damn

[blissful oxide]

actually

we're using Samsung fridge

[acoustic helm]

i use mine for mostly texting and calling people

[weak parrot]

i thought people communicated with their nipples nowadays

[acoustic helm]

i barely use it at home

i do most of my browsing on my pc like normal people should be doing

[blissful oxide]

[blissful oxide]

very doubtful

[acoustic helm]

i use my phone but not that much

[weak parrot]

being normal is not compatible with being on discord

[acoustic helm]

everything i do is mostly on my pc

[shut crane]

do you get only when you open the fridge or also during gameplay?

[blissful oxide]

we know u open ur incognito mode on pc to search legal stuff

like how to evade tax

[acoustic helm]

i also dont like using discord on my phone i dont like the mobile interface

[peak knoll]

taxation is theft

[blissful oxide]

both

[weak parrot]

despite what the government would like you to believe, tax is never owed

[blissful oxide]

but well

[weak parrot]

they say you "owe" taxes, but you don't

[blissful oxide]

the context is more than evade tax

a form of enjoyment

hi @languid dawn

[languid dawn]

is OSlink in LDplayer worth using?

[mortal hill]

hmm

[languid dawn]

HI THERE

i am back

[acoustic helm]

i dont trust them that much

[weak parrot]

the government just saying you "owe" to make it seem like a responsiblity

[blissful oxide]

heh

responsibility

[languid dawn]

after 3 hours of playing football

[acoustic helm]

ld player had a issue a while ago

[weak parrot]

when you're really just doing the government a favor and giving them money

[blissful oxide]

football

great

[weak parrot]

which football

[languid dawn]

i mean

mr trump

[blissful oxide]

yes..

[languid dawn]

its soccer

[weak parrot]

american-canadian, association, or aussie rules?

[blissful oxide]

well...

[acoustic helm]

soccer in america

[blissful oxide]

eastern football trust

[weak parrot]

so aussie rules football

[blissful oxide]

can't change my mind

[languid dawn]

Asian football

[weak parrot]

got it

[languid dawn]

anyway

[weak parrot]

Australia is sometimes considered asia

so aussie rules football is good

[blissful oxide]

would that be a exception

[languid dawn]

i want to play AL on my phỏn through my pc with oslink

is it ok

or i just play in my pc instead of doing this thing

[weak parrot]

why don't you play AL on the nintendo DS

[blissful oxide]

never heard of oslink

[mortal hill]

what if I play AL on phone

[blissful oxide]

it will explode

[weak parrot]

nudity mods

lesgo

[acoustic helm]

i never heard of os link

[blissful oxide]

when someone else vc u and req u to share screen

[weak parrot]

when someone dies, you're supposed to respect the body by consuming it

[languid dawn]

an app which help you manage games in ldplayer through your phone

[blissful oxide]

eh

tree will consume it instead

fertilizer

[weak parrot]

well at the very least, consume the reproductive organs

[blissful oxide]

ok I shall go now gonna do daily in wuwa before sleep

[blissful oxide]

organic...

[weak parrot]

the rest of the body can be used as fertilizer

[languid dawn]

I haven’t played that game for month

atleast one month

[weak parrot]

but the reproductive organs must be ritualistically consumed

[grand lodge]

[blissful oxide]

ah

galbrena was out

[weak parrot]

italians

[blissful oxide]

consumed or reused

[weak parrot]

either way

[languid dawn]

i saw her on tiktok

very good

but i want cartethiya

[weak parrot]

consumption is much more respectful

wait, who's the blonde one

[blissful oxide]

same

[weak parrot]

bartholomew?

[blissful oxide]

sentinel imperator can't be ignored

their dmg is literally the ceiling of the game

[viscid sedge]

Andrea Doria?

[weak parrot]

oh

[languid dawn]

Italian mommies?

[weak parrot]

right

andrea doria

i only have her meta

[viscid sedge]

and she ain't really "blonde" i'm pretty sure its a very light version of brown

[blissful oxide]

but certain guys tend to reuse it

[weak parrot]

i mean you could reuse it

but consumption is more efficient

you could reuse then consume

[mortal hill]

Hmm thats elves

And a Guam

[blissful oxide]

lmfao

most effective way

[viscid sedge]

appart from Impero and Maggiore that works too xD

[weak parrot]

they can be turned into mommies in a single night

[languid dawn]

I am only focusing on Napoli

thicc 🇮🇹

[viscid sedge]

low chance of that happening tho

[weak parrot]

i mean, you can keep trying

besides, even if the attempt is unsuccessful, at least you get a nice, active night out of it

[viscid sedge]

I mean Impero just wants to sleep and Maggiore wants to be "punished" for being a bad girl

[trim gyro]

smells sus

[trim gyro]

you're very optimistic if you think anyone here would last an entire night

[viscid sedge]

I'm very hyper active(ADHD) so i probably could last an entire night xD

[trim gyro]

if you don't know for sure, assume you can't

[sleek cape]

I rebuke you in the name of Jesus

[sleek cape]

Twins

[fleet flume]

Akashi can sell us enhancers

[trim gyro]

can she sell you a new heart too? because you'll need one

[grand lodge]

Who

[fleet flume]

from the very moment i learn about the weakness of my flesh

[silent lagoon]

Two of me?

[grand lodge]

Who’s the real one

[surreal lagoon]

hmm

duel to the death

[tranquil mural]

Am I the only one who doesn't mind this?

[blissful oxide]

same

mines only 32% despite playing for less than 200 days

[tranquil mural]

Yeah, I mean as long as you have the good ones for your main fleets it should be ok
Ofc I respect the collectors, don't get me wrong.

[tranquil mural]

Do you keep normal and rare ships in your dock as well ?

[blissful oxide]

a

[little oar]

no

my dock has 420 spaces

[trim gyro]

839/841 because I haven't picked up the cruise mission rewards yet and haven't cleared 15-4

[silver bear]

I have 414 slots

[trim gyro]

dock is 781/860

about time for me to add some slots, actually

[little oar]

14.200 gems on dock space

[trim gyro]

probably

[little oar]

(860-150)/10×200=14.200

[shut crane]

you get some slots from a guild too

[little oar]

+30

[merry robin]

Hey chat. Hey @pastel oracle
Hey @blissful oxide
Hey @silver bear

[merry robin]

Hey @shut crane

[shut crane]

[merry robin]

Send some floof

Please

[shut crane]

[merry robin]

U usually send amagi or akagi. Or any floof.

[shut crane]

[merry robin]

Who even made this emoji?

[silver bear]

Hi

[gusty fern]

floof got shaved

[merry robin]

Noo

[shut crane]

1 serving of floof

[merry robin]

hell yeah

[merry robin]

Who is this?

[trim gyro]

this has to be the first time I've ever tried fishing for a repair crane, so hestia can have her own
also due to a UI bug I scrapped the crane so I have to open more boxes

[shut crane]

hanazuki

[merry robin]

Thanks

[modern yoke]

[tranquil mural]

Elite ships are taking up more space in dock, but retrofit value makes it impossible to remove them

[gusty fern]

I have like 11 cranes in my depot for whatever reasons i kept em

prob because too lazy to scrap

[mortal hill]

hmm

[radiant cipher]

Hi chat

[trim gyro]

well, since I now gained a bunch of gold for no reason I can probably do 15-4 this week

[mental frigate]

Riche

[trim gyro]

another 5430 points for maximum honey

[radiant cipher]

Hi henderson field

How are you doing after the bombardment

[weak parrot]

what if india becomes indian

[wheat cosmos]

[worthy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/janedoe-jane-doe-zzz-zenlesszonezero-gif-13782949296456670258

[balmy lichen]

Danggg who is this good looking guy!?!!

I want his number

[weak parrot]

ew

[wheat cosmos]

Don't need to see that

[late shale]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

real men are physically indistinguishable from lolis

[merry robin]

Chat is she good?

[mortal hill]

negative aura

[balmy lichen]

How

Lean is law bro

[merry robin]

Definetly not you

[balmy lichen]

Yeah its not me hes handsome

[merry robin]

[late shale]

Hmm

[merry robin]

Is she good chat?

[mortal hill]

negative aura, show trophy

[severe lion]

She is good at yapping

[merry robin]

RIP MY WISDOM CUBES

My worm aint glowing

[wheat cosmos]

[modern yoke]

[weak parrot]

we don't need muscular men in ALO

we need more smooth women

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

......yaps too much

[severe lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1028072732165939254/1069050154600120401/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[worthy pagoda]

There's much better options for a CV

[merry robin]

https://tenor.com/view/yap-yapping-yap-cat-yapidi-yap-yap-yap-yap-gif-11479956768894629287

[merry robin]

Bruh

[severe lion]

I like her though

[merry robin]

[worthy pagoda]

You can use her if you like her but she's mediocre in gameplay

[weak parrot]

i mean game metas are overrated

[severe lion]

If you give her op gear she will be fine

[weak parrot]

sometimes, mediocre is good enough

[merry robin]

I already use Eugen, Tashkent and someone else i forgot her name

[weak parrot]

i love using ruppy

[merry robin]

My uni still not retrofitted

[worthy pagoda]

Waifu over meta

[severe lion]

Always remember a bad ship with op gear will almost always outperform an op ship with bad gear

[merry robin]

[merry robin]

I like this one

[weak parrot]

we can do with less feet though

smooth women, less feet, less nail polish

[merry robin]

Yes. Casual. Homelike. Comfy

[severe lion]

Less feet more hands

Big meaty claws

[flat garden]

Just a pretty Ship

[cosmic forge]

im not seeing any hands

just blinding white background

[severe lion]

[weak parrot]

i don't really like her art

her face i mean

[cosmic forge]

could be a lot worse

[severe lion]

[cosmic forge]

like haku

or the other one whos name i cant remember

[gusty fern]

Wow

[late shale]

Hmm

[gusty fern]

[severe lion]

[radiant cipher]

Champy my baby

[weak parrot]

i like hakuryuu's face

[gusty fern]

nice skin

very elegant and hot at the same time

[molten fractal]

I am well endowed

[weak parrot]

i mean le terrible is probably worse than champagne

[cosmic forge]

default haku isnt that bad

[gusty fern]

lives up to her name

[cosmic forge]

but wtf is this

[weak parrot]

but the thing is

le terrible can have a good face

she had limited bikini skin

and that one was great

[molten fractal]

You just change your profile pict

[cosmic forge]

can tell its same artist as this

[weak parrot]

???

[gusty fern]

same raw energy

[radiant cipher]

Dinosaur

[weak parrot]

i love ruppy's face

[severe lion]

@weak parrot

[weak parrot]

i have her china dress skin

[gusty fern]

ruppy doesnt wear panties?

[severe lion]

Ruppy is wurm

[weak parrot]

her china skin doesn't have panties

[late shale]

Hmm

[weak parrot]

what is that fourth gear

[severe lion]

Gun that make plant bigger

[weak parrot]

ah okay

anyway, the martian is free to watch on yt

with ads

[severe lion]

[weak parrot]

but i have adblocker so no ads for me

[shut crane]

haku is such a qt

[tranquil mural]

This one actually seems better than l2d version

[lapis blade]

rumors say everyone dont

[gusty fern]

true...

[mortal hill]

hmm @pastel oracle should I just do Leeuw on OPSI mob

[analog stag]

RB and Infernal

[pastel oracle]

I use her in the carrier fleet

[pastel oracle]

[shut crane]

perfect wife

[mortal hill]

guess I'll try

[cosmic forge]

when ppl talk about leeuwu whatever

i still think they mean tempesta stuff

[shut crane]

erofu lewd

[cosmic forge]

when do i get rid of it

[analog stag]

sunked ship tell no tale

[cosmic forge]

i hope we get more mgm spam tempestas

[gusty fern]

if only the skin was like this

[shut crane]

lewd

[cosmic forge]

the skins kinda suck

[shut crane]

no you suck

ha gottem

[weak parrot]

collabs suck in general

anyway, i can't wait for new tempesta stuff

[shut crane]

collabs are great

[gusty fern]

that's just you at the point

this skin fucking peak

[cosmic forge]

ryza > i dont remember her name but the newer atelier girl

[viscid sedge]

this is even more peak

[weak parrot]

this is better than ass and feet focus

feet skins are gross

[gusty fern]

the senran collabs is nice too

[keen folio]

yum||ia?||

[cosmic forge]

oh yeah

[viscid sedge]

You can tell she's a former "Swimsuit model" from this skin alone

[fading plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cube-friday-movie-stare-gif-12228607

[shut crane]

ooohhh doggo lv120

[fading plinth]

uh… still would?

[lapis blade]

tap that ass

[green citrus]

island planner got me perplexed

[viscid sedge]

I think people were comparing Yumi here with Kasino

[gusty fern]

she's one of the second places

[viscid sedge]

Murasaki was thicc too and had that juustigram with Kasino

[gusty fern]

pretty big

all senran's were big

[shut crane]

oh wow, almost all DD AA tech is from usn

[obtuse crystal]

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[shut crane]

Can this dumb fleet even survive w13...

[gusty fern]

nah

van's dead meat

[hollow quarry]

Lv96 in w13 without healer💀

[shut crane]

but... she is a repair ship, clearly that's her job

[tiny kraken]

.....would?

[gusty fern]

the level 96 is the healer

[hollow quarry]

I refuse to believe repair ship can, well repair

[tiny kraken]

I just rely on my Laffey II LMAO

[hollow quarry]

None of them out heal unicorn or aquila

[gusty fern]

hestia is the better repair ship

[shut crane]

a little sinking builds character

[grand lodge]

Oh

[keen folio]

come, cthulhu jiggler

[weak parrot]

who's a good healer other than unicorn?

[shut crane]

4 battles done, they're all still alive

[signal delta]

[signal delta]

Volga, Perseus

[shut crane]

wow, they survived!

[signal delta]

Aquila

[weak parrot]

okay, i'll try volga

i don't have perseus or aquila

[nova monolith]

Volga is your best bet, since Ryuuhou is cute but Copium

Zuihou is a great healer too btw

[craggy matrix]

who is the rightmost one in the main

[craggy matrix]

whos this

[wheat cosmos]

Perseus

[craggy matrix]

o h

[weak parrot]

i have zuihou

[nova monolith]

then go for her unless you are doubtful

[nova monolith]

obviously Hestia

[keen folio]

Hernia

i mean, Hestia.

[weak parrot]

hernia

[craggy matrix]

why is the outfit sealed like that in the chibi

[nova monolith]

unsure about that...

[shut crane]

sealed?

[craggy matrix]

yeah probably it was a mistake in design

[weak parrot]

i don't have enough bird

i mean exp things

[craggy matrix]

aren't the bust supports like 2 white ragged strips

[shut crane]

[nova monolith]

grind, who is maxed for now? Volga or Zuihou

[shut crane]

oh you mean the cleavage is not deep enough?

[craggy matrix]

yeah it's more covered in the chibi

[tiny kraken]

almost thought Mogador's sister was in the game already

[craggy matrix]

i never mentioned depth

[nova monolith]

I wonder what design would be Mog's Sister

[weak parrot]

neither

i just managed to get volga to lvl 35

i've been busy feeding my main fleets

[marsh steppe]

arizona

[craggy matrix]

healer

[weak parrot]

yeah i just need a healer for my second fleet

unicorn keeps my main fleet immortal

[craggy matrix]

i am absolutely cooked when it comes to healers

[marsh steppe]

Just get lusty for shields

[weak parrot]

i put lusty in the second fleet

[craggy matrix]

neither I have Volga nor zuihou nor Aquila nor perseus

[weak parrot]

but my vanguard is still getting murdered

[craggy matrix]

stuck with unicorn retrofit which isn't great

[weak parrot]

i moved lusty into the second fleet from my first

so my main fleet is suffering a little, but ruppy is making up for it

[modern dew]

new uma concept

[weak parrot]

but my second fleet's vanguard gets murdered

[craggy matrix]

umabeeing

[tiny kraken]

Big and plump. It's not even gonna be debatable

[tiny kraken]

So... a P-51 Mustang?

[weak parrot]

make mog's sister a flat tomboy

[craggy matrix]

BBW

[weak parrot]

make mog's sister a BILF

[nova monolith]

well those are ones that are the well known good ones, Painleve is sadly underwhelming, Jervis has an underwhelming heal, Z52 has miniscule heal, and Raffaelo only heals if she or her ally first defeats an enemy with black paint marked, but even then, Raffaelo isn't a good main healer to begin with

Brest a good Healer and a Tank

[craggy matrix]

h u h

[modern dew]

horsefly

[craggy matrix]

what does rhe B mean

[weak parrot]

milf but bro instead of mother

[tiny kraken]

Imagine if it's another Ulrich

[modern dew]

nu bian

[weak parrot]

like cleveland is a bilf

[tiny kraken]

wharg

[weak parrot]

a fuckable bro

[nova monolith]

would be great if this sister of hers is tired of her shit, and scolds her

[craggy matrix]

[modern dew]

truth nube

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/p51-my-beloved-gif-10881997888283766205

[weak parrot]

well

[modern dew]

real

[weak parrot]

maybe it's my vanguard

[craggy matrix]

i got turned into a nubian thanks to the fucking ship badge

[weak parrot]

i need something to keep my second vanguard from getting murderd

[modern dew]

truly a tragic fate

[tiny kraken]

Her name is Volta and she definitely shocks her sister.... much to her sister's pleasure....

[tiny kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-nubian-nubi-bounce-boing-gif-11707214022627552810

[weak parrot]

Volta the flat tomboy fuckable bro

[nova monolith]

because Unicorn is supposedly Godlike to heal most contents till w15, only needed Aquila/Volga in w15 due to difficulty

[craggy matrix]

is my vanguard good?
z23
javelin
sandiego

[weak parrot]

because my second fleet is getting creamed in w11

i mean i just beat w11

but it's only going to get worse

my first fleet is fine

[craggy matrix]

alessandro volta

[nova monolith]

no tank, pick either Z23 or Javelin, then the other gets picked for a tank, Sandy stays and positioned at off tank/ right most

tank position at left btw

[weak parrot]

i forgot i was doing the enterprise challenge

[craggy matrix]

which ones are tank

Portland?

[nova monolith]

your best starter pick

[weak parrot]

javelin is a tank?

but she gets creamed first every time in my fleet

[full cypress]

It's that time of the week when 16 Arizonas are bullied

[craggy matrix]

so what's good in general

in that aspect

[nova monolith]

that everyone will recommend

[tiny kraken]

I was gonna say Laffey II but you're talking about starters

[weak parrot]

laffey 2

imagine laffey 2 starter

[craggy matrix]

okay laffey 2

that's my target now

and guam in the side

[craggy matrix]

Is laffey 2 a good tank really

[viscid sedge]

time to throw in some pasta titties

[tiny kraken]

Technically she is a starter UR due to her being free

[weak parrot]

my main fleet (the immortal one) is unicorn retro, shinano, and ruppy + sandy, nimi and eugen

they do very well in all my battles

[craggy matrix]

She is almost free

She needs grinding

[nova monolith]

Laffey 2 is a super tank, so does Z52, problem is that they can't handle bosses with high hit rate, compared to the casual ones like Napoli, Gouden, Guam, Agir, Anchor, Breast, etc...

[craggy matrix]

okay then

[tiny kraken]

She's a tank in a sense that she dodges shots. 1 hp Laffey II will give you a run for your money

[tiny kraken]

price is your sanity

[craggy matrix]

wthvro 1hp laffey still survives?

[craggy matrix]

yeah but I know that I will surely get shop UR guaranteed

[nova monolith]

but don't tackle to this since you might obviously be a starter, head to #gameplay-help for that

[weak parrot]

my second fleet (the problem fleet) is lusty, warspite, and kongou meta + nurnberg, yuudachi retro, and brem

[craggy matrix]

im not a starter

all of the mentioned ships are retrofit

[full cypress]

almost 620k

[craggy matrix]

from my vanguard

[nova monolith]

the UR Limited version, not the Starter one

[craggy matrix]

yeah I am aware

[tiny kraken]

yeah. She's that tanky

[craggy matrix]

okay then

[nova monolith]

what meta fight?

[tiny kraken]

indeed

[full cypress]

Arizona

[nova monolith]

Good shit though

[viscid sedge]

[craggy matrix]

this year if I was able to get Trafalgar and i404 under a week then I'm sure that I will get laffey 2 on the rerun too

and this is also the first double UR rerun right

[tiny kraken]

I was wondering why she nakie

[marsh steppe]

is xilonube family of yours?

[craggy matrix]

what

[marsh steppe]

yeah

he's the og nubian

[craggy matrix]

no I got turned into a nubian

[marsh steppe]

by who

[craggy matrix]

she isn't naked, her straps are transparent

[craggy matrix]

the ship badge

[marsh steppe]

[shut crane]

good cat

[craggy matrix]

the glowing worm warned me about this and I didnt listen

[shut crane]

[tiny kraken]

she ated the record

[craggy matrix]

I still can't believe she's using broken records for cover

take me back to february 2025

when this skin and shinano bunny skin was available

also commission point event

[weak parrot]

being nude is nude

[solid whale]

Fools scales rerun

[low furnace]

will these skins get off from the shop?

[weak parrot]

bet, puzzle and dragons halloween event is on

[low furnace]

puzzle and dragons halloweens event? where can i do that event?

[cosmic forge]

classic

[vernal oriole]

/kick 526542627836002304 Hacked account

[willow thorn]

rngisus#0 got kicked. Reason: Hacked account

[runic abyss]

ofc

[tired stump]

I LITERALLY JUMPED IT APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE

Fjwj3jtj

[full cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/nitro-discord-nitro-gnomed-discord-gif-18776841

[lilac merlin]

[lapis blade]

scariest notif i'd ever get

[weak parrot]

you have to play puzzle and dragons

to play the halloween event

[lapis blade]

Bridal nimi is more scarier than dyno

[weak parrot]

dyno is just homosexual

[lapis blade]

mee6

or that turtle

[tiny kraken]

what did I miss

[lapis blade]

i wanna ask the same thing

[low furnace]

i don't think i have that Puzzle and dragons Unlocked

[lapis blade]

should i still sleep, because i just woke up earlier after a long nap

[weak parrot]

mee6 is homoerotic

and the turtle is food

[lapis blade]

p2w too

[weak parrot]

new spicy halloween variants in PAD

[grand lodge]

[lapis blade]

dea chat

[weak parrot]

sex

[lapis blade]

essex

[grand lodge]

Where is Essex

[fluid pier]

are you at Crush or are you not

[stark fox]

A Friendly Crush

[weak parrot]

fcrushy

[fading plinth]

Essex island, United States

[lapis blade]

hoo damn

[weak parrot]

wessex

[weak parrot]

is that steve from minecraft

[lapis blade]

friendzoned

[grand lodge]

[lapis blade]

dunno

[oblique sinew]

[fluid pier]

wait why is Synd bannering a different gacha here

[ocean pawn]

floof

[grand lodge]

Floof

[lapis blade]

yes

[oblique sinew]

[grand lodge]

Pat the floof

[nova monolith]

not would, will

[modern yoke]

[timid ermine]

i love eating bugs

yall lowkey sleeping on ze bugs

[urban raven]

12-1 gives more xp than any event d-4 stage right

yall lowk sleepin on bedbugs

[timid ermine]

why cry in bed thinking u have no one when u have bedbugs

[wise raptor]

[misty hamlet]

This is not really suited for gameplay-help , so i ask here. Is there any case if someone got banned for streaming Azur Lane? While i doubt 90% of the art would cause anything. I worry about some skins

[lapis blade]

i mean AL EN (i think) in their own account got banned last time for show casing Helena's ass in the stream

their facebook account got nuked too for the same reason

just probably dont use those skins when you're streaming and be twice careful

[fluid pier]

Loading screen jumpscare

[silver atlas]

loading screen russian roulette

[fading plinth]

scared of ASS💔

[lapis blade]

fr

[shut crane]

twitch, as long as it's not the focus of the game, allows nudity

[lapis blade]

oh

thats nice to hear

[shut crane]

youtube... as long as nudity is not for sexual purposes it's fine

youtube's policy overall is more complicated

[fluid pier]

Thanks Kashino

[shut crane]

[lapis blade]

oh yeah you'll be demonetized too

[lapis blade]

neat

[tiny kraken]

Tsun momen

[grand lodge]

[weak parrot]

Azur Lane with new space enemies

[jaunty adder]

why is this place so dead?

where everyone?

[fluid pier]

the old guard are starting to move on

[fading plinth]

watched HOTD until ep 4/5… so much uh…

[modern dew]

damn limit broke vauquelin

time to NOT use her

ever

[rare sapphire]

I got my very first interview question

[fading plinth]

played modded L4D2 as I was watching btw💔

[rare sapphire]

If can get this job

I will be able to buy those skins

[modern dew]

lie about everything

[rare sapphire]

Honestly why the fuk they want to ask me about the activities I pursue in my free time as one of the question of the interview

[modern dew]

its a bait question

just list some basic hobby

[rare sapphire]

It really is all about lying just leaving a good impression to get hired

Even the HR know

[modern dew]

yup

[rare sapphire]

Role play fr

[rare sapphire]

I mean I can show the first question I got

Since I couldn't make it for the walk-in interview

[fading plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/hamburger-l4d2-coach-gif-18895477

[rare sapphire]

They graciously allowed me to go through it online

[modern dew]

[rare sapphire]

It's the first screening interview

[modern dew]

seduce your employer

or something

[rare sapphire]

That's.. Actually a valid option if you're a hot women..

Why do you think all the Ships in Azurlane are female

[modern dew]

even if its a fat alcoholic hairy man

[rare sapphire]

[modern dew]

do what you gotta do for da money

[fading plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-buzzer-gif-2734535025370049889

[rare sapphire]

Bruh I have seen hot women getting promoted

Just because they are fukin hot

[modern dew]

become a hot woman then

[rare sapphire]

Idk how well the femboy market is doing in work space

I mean if it was the Roman Empire

Big stonks

[modern dew]

no no

i mean

edit your DNA

[rare sapphire]

You know a lot of spy

[fading plinth]

I’m just gonna stay who I am lol✌️

[rare sapphire]

Are women by profession

Are you guys Aware of that one Chinese spy

[modern dew]

but who are you really..

maybe you are a shipgirl

or a hairy georgian man

[rare sapphire]

@modern dew

[worthy pagoda]

Man pretending to be a woman who seduced a French politician?

[modern dew]

swag

[worthy pagoda]

Yeah that one

[rare sapphire]

Maybe he was French

That's why he didn't notice

[fading plinth]

human

[rare sapphire]

Bro had a Chinese femboy as a wife for 20 years

The funny part is that the spy actually ended up having feelings for him

the French dude didn't ofc after he found out

[modern dew]

are you sure

have you checked

[fading plinth]

yes I am sure, checked

[rare sapphire]

This reminds me of that recent middle age Chinese dude who dressed as that old auntie...

[modern dew]

noted. proceed

[modern dew]

https://tenor.com/view/space-jam-kiss-bugs-bunny-gif-21053075

[rare sapphire]

How far can AI go

[lapis blade]

jesus christ

[worthy pagoda]

What did he do after disguising himself

[lapis blade]

wonder if the AI can turn them AL characters in to a real woman