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It makes it Gud, al least the first few seasons
meanwhile Dot Hack came out in early 00s

making SAO as old as Index
Something something blonde Essex

i prefer overlord, end of my statement
How do i convince people we need more dds like cooper or suzutsuki or allen
not humongous like mogador or trafalgar
Not full blown loli like mutsuki
i sill wan them both
Maple Monarchy
convince some ba player to play al?
Johnsuki man!

Start a revelution, that always worked
normally but theres too many huge titty urs these days
you make a few thousand accounts and buy the skins of those ships
Mutsuki man!

No
hey i am a huge fan of them lol
We need more medium breast ships
fair
did you ever read the side story where ainz comes to the new world alone instead of with everyone else?
We can also have more Z13 types
well medium by al standart
haven't yet, but from what i heard, its lits
my beloved!
it is lit
we should have a rerun of all the UR ships allowing people to get any of the ships
1200 dorm coins just for this
Perfect tit size
its super easy to get on the first try
oh I know
im still trying to get the second one
HuhI when was That?
side story
its side story, out of the main story
When are we getting ships with saggy tits
Which new world, there were multipull

in overlord...?
there's only the one lol
he ends up meeting an evileye who just became a vampire
overlord did a correct decision of not making multi universe
and she becomes his main companion
I still member overlord the game
thats
What if Stalin was a man
awful
Ruppy
lol
get her, she good
Ah WT naval
I recommend ruppyfication of Bache
That never went wrong "Looks to the side"
TIL poi meta has murm animation

How old is that
Very recent
It has been 2 weeks my guy
Different server
Ye
I switched from that to global
Not gonna lose my progress
How far are you in
Is Musashi rerun soon or she won't come?
She's the next one in perm pool
It’s not over until Mog starts undressing
You stucked in between
What's in between
YES nice ty
bc I didn't understand all this in this pic
Not too far, but not to a point you can switch easily
some events are synced with the main servers
"GASP" Another newcomer, hello Comrade@rocky hedge
Not much difference anyways
and others to catch up
I have two vouchers for NJ/Shinano, but I already have both MLB
I don't recommend switching the server if you spent in tw
exchange for medals then
Save it for memories
I am f2p
Tough being f2p this age
But i want skins
AL is a game?
then that's a you issue lmao
Al is the most f2p friendly mobile game you can find
I think i sleep quite less than ither people
Ik same I also want skins . But I don't have the ships bc I started playing the game for first time before 5 days:>
Pay money
When i get a job i will
Money = Skins
No Money = No Skins
At least you can have some oath skin once in a while
I can buy them but it's expensive:/
I gonna wait for spee oath skin
I'm satisfied with Cheshire and amagi
yahallo pin

Damn my prides are pretty

2/5 ship i oathed have oath skin
1 is collab so pretty much won't get
Why
because you’re lesbian
I am a guy
Too bad
I bet you drive a subaru
I don't drive i walk
I don't walk, I cry
Skill issue
a male lesbian
That is just gay
nice
but you like women
I like femboy aswell
nice self report
You don't know if they really have a d or not
Mentally, there is a question I want to ask
Unfortunately, I'm certain it's against the server rules
So
How's everyone doing with the Collab event today
It is certainly existing.
Yo yo
How is everyone
It’s night over there
It is
Still think Hestia is hot, but stopped caring for Danmachi (and Date A Live) back in like 2017-2018.
What novel
The only ips I cared for are overlord, NGNL and monogatari
Overlord is lit
Something in another language
So edgy it’s good
Rip
The one I’m looking foward to is yojo senki
The classic loli hilter yes
LAMOO
Farming event > rerun > Collab > rest > new UR
Free exp
Seems like we still have some farming needs to do this year
I still need to clear my chap 14 
I didn’t get there yet I’m at chap 12 almost done
Chap 12 is the best farm chap, especially for 12-4
I notice that since the coins come out more there then any other chapter
I'm grinding my second sub team there rn
Yes, massive leap
I’m trying to get the coins for a few things since I want more coins for retofits
Not too much difference between 12-4 and 13-4 tho
As far as I'm aware, I have all retrofit
Yeah, unicorn is your top priority
Best healer so far
+she calls you big bro
How cute
I have been doing more Research as well
Trying to get more BP for weapons and get more mats as well
When did you start btw
A few years ago been taking breaks due to life
2020?
I think
Sad it’s over
We started around the same time, when did you take a break
I stopped back in late 2022
And rejoin at the beginning of this year

Idiot
I keep on thinking it’s only Americans in this server
Def. 100%
Everything’s America in this day and age.
Proves my point
A new law mandates that all men are required to wear metal bras
Every hispanic ever is actually just a Floridian or Californian.
Then again Florida and California you have to speak Spanish
Southern Florida, oh yeah.
Anyone got a burger?
No
i can turn you into a burger
Nah, im ok if anyone got a burger let me know tho frfr
I have week old (american) taco meat
I know so many people form Florida
lol
Well now you know one more.
I got a large roster it’s like a hockey team
ruppy doesn’t wear panties in her China dress outfit
What the fuck is a hockey

Do you think it’s possible to use Ruppy as a fork
Its when you puck a puck that looks like a burger patty on ice, and then start hitting it with sticks
Wait wtf did I write
Yo I love ice
Saw it once
Idk man, im Canadian and they say its an epic event like from fortnite
Genuinely never thought I’d see a day it’d hail in Florida but it sure did happen.
I heard you guys have aligator drills
We do not have drills made of alligator
Is the forward base in opsi a one time thing?
Nube
I got vip tickets to a basketball game tonight so I can’t wait for the food
Hf
hood of the car
Thanks going to enjoy the sippy sip
She doesn’t have the middle prong
-w-
ōwô
💀
guh atleast give it to Edward or someone else smh smh I ain't gonna get auto charged soon once it ends
Not long until gouden leeuw is mine!
The mission lies to you
it says complete ALL the missions to get Ryu Lion
but you only have to complete one
what are these lies
I think it’s also other stuff as well
time to scrap ryu lion
nubidoro
So are either of the xover girls good?

Morning.
Hello
hi hi
Heyo

At basketball game got vip tickets
have fun
/Mute 931692006521065512 Troll speedrun ruined
peteandrepeat89#0 got muted. Reason: Troll speedrun ruined
Someone was acting like a jackass
shes so me
Rah
He’s an alcoholic beat him up asap
Ok
Smh mutes
Oh we got a troll?
Oh fuck
Nevada need to be SSr
sex
sex
seghds

Spinnnnnnnn
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby round round round round~
Miyabi where
Why are the collab skins like 20 gems more than other animated skins 
Do they always do that?
Its pretty weird tbh
How much are the collab skins?
1000 gems
Oh, so like the ryza 2 ones
I will check the lines of the elf 9ne and if they are ass, I won't spend a dime
they do have to pay licensing fees to the original creators so it's not a surprise there's some extra costs added
No, they raised it after the BRS
And most of the older ones were statics
For collabs specifically or in general?
For collabs
I know they have licensing but its also cross promotion as well so it shouldn't be pushed on us 
Its only 20 gems but that adds up after a few skins
Skins were already getting more gem expensive since january introduced the spider china
The what
Oh
The first dynamic+L2D
I'll have to look through skin prices because now im curious


im tryna look on their faces
but its distracting
The odds of getting Taekaze as a commission reward is low but evidently never zero
she's one of the big seven for a reason! xD
one of the big seven for two big reasons

The beach is actually exactly the place for a naval bombardment.
dday
they are watermelons in size 
We got ripped off with the Nagato sisters thats for sure xD
. . . 
aren't they like that because its based on them being funded by pre-schoolers/elementary schools?
Never heard of that
just bratty like QE
or probably not
Nagato is bratty?
Nagato ain't even bratty
maybe her meta counterpart looking like one
i dislike QE because of her being a loli and bratty....its just a trait i dislike in basically anything
QE's meta looks alot more bratty
Nagato is a refined and gentle woman who can fiercely defend those she cares about when it matters most
"Fox child"
fragmentation rock
Kinda looks like a pineapple
forbidden pineapple
Evil pineapple
The french would call it a pomegranate
just because the first like fits xD
Idk what that means so you're getting lemoned
Fuck man, i just bought a skin for the first time 😭
pomegrenade
con... grats?
Gems wasted, balls drained
It took me years but i have finally joined the goon club
which skin lol
yeah your balls are defo drained at this moment
That's literally where the word grenade comes from—grenada—the french word for pomegranate.
Not the ''greatest skin oat'' but i had to do it for my girl Ryu 😭
good choice 
sounds like a fun fact
It's a very fun fact
actually when the first time i heard about pomegranate fruit grenade is the first thing that came to my mind
also the flesh inside looking like metal fragments inside a grenade too
its sour when i first tasted it
also rare in my place
neat
bouncy 
My balls already drained and now they have to be even more drained
what?
I got one better, AC-130 turn him into paste
Feels as if i got hit with the 💀
but wait! If we’re in a game about fetish shipgirls, why would we care if some guy says balls drained?
Case closed, he’s innocent.
Man i gotta try to get my boys over for brews and a bayformers marathon

angry birds transformers will forever be my goat

sigh…
olympic for azur lane when..
Soundwave executes wheeljack
Bumblebee blows his head off

Bumblebee really hit my boy with that operation execution

and even the bigger cruise than that, the RMS QE
Boston or Helena 2 first ? (both Balti-class) 
Boston
Helena 47
Helena holding AK-47? 
No, 47 Helana's merged into one
Do the hestia dynamics have music on the bg?
I think the Satellite design works
the car one doesn’t
he should’ve been a like, Radar truck or something
I mostly miss the voice
what car is for Soundwave?
Really?
Huh
The goat
Is g1 megatron
and Soundwave
and Fred jones and Scooby doo
which
Is just memey tbh
Hes just the goat
Optimus is also the VA for the og predator
best login screen
Peter cullens did that voice

or the like, screech
But ywah
Soundwave is really raspy under the Synth
i think he should’ve been something else
Its such a weird choice
DotM i have alot of sentimental memories of
i unironically like the first one
Bros like "freedom is the right of all sentient beings" then uses the 3 laser cannon doohickey to mist a dude
2 and 3 have issues

is that the episode where Chicago got thrashed?
I unironically love dark of the moon
Sentinel turned on the autobots, tried to get them all killed
almost enslaved Earths people
and occupied Chicago
like
they secretly cahooted with Decepticons

Is sentinel like ever not a douche lmao
to be fair, Sentinel only like weeks on earth, and see population as potential labor, at best... while Autobots lived there longer and get to know feels of co-relation and humanity
Optimus got murdered, after trying to put more emphasis on defending sam, and nearly got Earth killed

he had to watch as his only friend outside the autobots cowered in fear
As he lay helpless
not to mention the fact he got absolutely vibe checked and called weak
Before said death
Optimus kinda had a reason to snap a little
well seeing even Optimus ain't infallible
Its really funny like
but well, hijacking Sentinel's plan on Cybertron, caused it to directly come to Earth in its mangled state later eh?
My only exposure to transformers being bayformers until like a year ago when i got bored and binged the hasbro G1 streams
The worst thing the decepticons did in g1 was like
Steal power
or hold a human hostage
theirs an entirely different level of risk in the two
I love g1 because its like everyone is a fucking goober
g1 is peak
And optimus is fucking balling
I like how Hestia’s cute feet are showing. They look so ticklish
The deceptions vs autobots is children in a sandpit fighting and then they get their dads and they fight
G1 Optimus embodies “robot dad”
So peak
2 sides of civil war faction
basically
Unicron is just an ancient "political refugee:
ive been outlining my own events for the Cybertronian civil war

like
Watching g1 kinda put me on a huge transformers itch i gotta scratch
my F4U Corsair cockpit in War Thunder
In my AU, Unicron and Primus are ancient god machines for an alien dying alien empire

Animated
Transformers animated is rlly good unironically
it has rough patches with the human antagonists
And is, uh, dated
in its slang
but its a genuinely good show
and has one of my top 3 Megatron incarnations
Soundwave is also a spy in that one
and the Tom Kenny, “spongebob” plays Starscream
which is based
brutal for the sake of showtime-restriction
and is kinda jarring, for how “kid friendly” Cyberverse waa
Best Starscream interpretation
ain't "kid friendly" was an original agenda fot that?
yeah
im not hating
ya gotta introduce new fans to the show
and was generally pretty good
i can’t speak for Earthspark
that one got treated roughly
early installment also sell the animation-marvel of super-rendered transformation sequence
im ngl tho
I really want them to stop with the Radio voice
please
Its been 2 fucking decades
no more
I love starscream hes a silly goofy creature
They made like fuckall figures for prime
and alot of the ones they did
Are in really brittle clear plastic
That will melt
its not even a meme
Hello boat lovers. 
Transformers and clear plastic shouldnt go together
idk why alot of transformers figures need a “glass” windshield if all im gonna see is robo bits
if it has an actual interior
Fine, go for it
but when its arms or the dudes head
Just make it solid plastic
She had me there for a sec
I felt Cyberverse had a lot of missed potential
CyberWorld so far is coming out good.
But maybe some might not like the premise
The Transformers get trapped in a VR Game World and have to find their way out
huh, that’s odd
While still fighting each other
like, a holodeck style thing
or turn transformers waifu?
Some returning ones in it are Scorponok, Sky-Bite, Elita-One, and Grimlock.
Also Grimlock now sounds Russian
thats a funky change
can you send a link in Off topic
I wanna see this
are they using the Evergreen designs?
"YOU CANT KEEP ME IN HERE MEGATRON AHHHHHHH
"
Weird
I also love the gif of megatron throwing the energon cube at starscream
My dad throwing his empty beer can at my head when i don't get him another beer
-starscream
mine is the “your either lying or your stupid” one
"
IM STUPID IM STUPIDDDD"
In this episode of the Transformers, Shockwave consumes one of humanity's finest delicacies, the McRib.
End song by Kekoa Siu: https://linktr.ee/kekoasiu https://kekoasiu.com/ https://letterboxd.com/kekoasiuarchive/
#transformers #shockwave #starscream
And then megatron belts him just because
Cue the meme of the silhouette of the dad with the belt in the doorway but its megatron


The part that makes me laugh the most about this is that Thundercracker, Starscream's "brother", would absolutely be all over human things like the McRib and Costco hotdogs. In the IDW comics, he decides he loves Earth so much that he quits the decepticons, gets a dog, and starts pursuing his dream of writing screenplays for Hollywood. He even gets an Oscar nomination for Best Original Screenplay for a GI Joe movie. And here's his dumbass brother, out treating the cybertronian who has been compared to Satan himself with the level of his warcrimes, to a McRib, which he probably paid for.
And this is STILL a completely Starscream thing to do.
The star when it starts to scream
Star scream
On the topic of Transformers
Everyone goes “ORIGUNUL DO NOT STEEL HYUK HYUK BAD” when stuff like Sonic adds recolors.
Meanwhile nobody seems to complain when Transformers does it with Thundercracker, Cliffjumper, Nemesis Prime, etc.
Had Shockwave at his finest, and one of the creepiest Autobots ever, Sunder.
But also was possibly the worst portrayal of Elita-One
Made her a total jerk
Anyways, this was Sunder in IDW Transformers
The guy who made me think, “Wait, this guy is supposed to be an Autobot?!”
just strap a mutsuki mask on him 
damn how does one get peanuts
im like lvl 20 and i still can't find where to get/grow them
spoiler alert : ||you can't at least not yet||

i will tickle you
Balls
nice augment you got there 
Repair ships are useless in combat but at least I can use her as a jukebox
So Collab music plays if she's in battle?
which collab aux OST will activate at a time?
You should put a Ship Maintenance Facility in the top right slot.
Nice argument you got there
That’s what it’s meant for
Those gears do. So ships that can carry more auxiliaries can play more music.
Although the verheerender mic is from the idol events, not a collab
Yeah man 15hp every 15 seconds is really gonna improve the survivability of my fleet
Trust in heal
If I want a healer I'll bring Unicorn
She is cute
But she is utterly useless in combat
that's fair for all repair ship
repair ship meta when
Vestal Meta...
tomorrow
i should put akashi + vestal + hestal in same fleet for lols
The problem is that repair ships also suck at repairing
Y'know it would be funny if we have UR Repair
rainbow crane
great for Vanguard-MVPing
repair ships should have their own slot

Honestly they might be more useful if they could be put in vanguard
as meat shield?
Nah they will be more useful if we have support fleet section like W15
vanguard already has "ammunition ship" for similar role
But only one repair ship we could bring
Which also suck at their jobs
imagine a ful fleet consist of all repair-ships on backline and only ammunition-ships on vanguard

pacific ring of fire things
Hestia is cute for reasons like Seed is cute
Batman Femboy!!
it is out

Bataan 
the fanboy femboy


It's been an option for a while

how many new ships in the collab
Two
you know what i gonna try sortie that in 12-4 , hilarity will ensue

I will pray for your success (i will not)
This will definitely clear 14-4 easily 
How tall is the other girl
Ryu probably 160s
165cm
Bro....
Now I know your fetish


if u think u know, sure


or both
Ban all of you


Lili being a Pallum means she is 110cm tall
Dorat
Wall maria has been breached
everyone having a good time
Looks like a brown widow 
It is
Adorable
Very pretty spiders
I have a giant spider friend at work
They're invasive because they do displace black widows, but they fill the exact same ecological niche, so 
"i am invisible"
Luckily we don't have many widows where I live, just massive amounts of giant wolf spiders
They also don't give a fuck and will sit there even if you poke them with your foot
Widows are honestly pretty chill. People are way more afraid of them than they should be
Only time you hear about widow bites is accidentally crushing them
Thats all spiders though, except like camel spiders those fuckers will chase you down
quite an experience 
W15
even if it last a sortie would already be a miracle
The lethality of widow bites is... Greatly exaggerated.
As in: never been demonstrated to have occured. But people have died from allergic reactions to the antivenom
people have died from the act of dying
Apparently the last death in the USA was in 1983, poor lil guys are villains now
therefore dying is the number one cause of death in the world
Camel spiders aren't actually spiders. They don't chase people. They're just trying to get in your shadow to cool off. Their chelicerae are gnarly though. Big chompers

meme spotted

Every cause of death listed as "cardiac arrest" be like:
Ya I've heard the "they're trying to get into your shadow" bullshit that people say until they've actually been chased by one in the desert 
Ask me how I know 
They don't see you as food
why not just get chased by a camel spider in the ocean
You're just a piece of terrain to them
If you're getting chased by a camel spider in the ocean, you should probably reflect on where you might have fucked up
surrounded by fish sperm


What the hell are you going on about
"worse things happen at sea you know?"
obviously trolling
Formidable: “the water displacement is making the frogs gay”
Cookie to anyone who can name that reference
Well the spider conversation was fun but as always ALOGen gonna ALOGen 
sounds like a lyric of a music lol
Don’t ask about the man who was stabbed to death by a sea scorpion
It sort of is. But also sorta isn't
heh I tried 
It comes from a song but isn't a lyric in the song
Guys, people die if you stab them, i just discovered

Why are you spreading lies
hsr Himeko is yet to be stabbed 
But it is true, i tried it
ofc it's Anos VoldiGOAT 
Get a test subject
Gary Stu knows not to be erased by Thanos and get All Fiction by Misogi
sus
top 10 characters that could solo Thanos
oh there is plenty
"the goonest choice require the horniest will" 
He would get snapped but then reconstitute himself from nothing and say "did you really think erasing me from existence would make me die?"
Huh?
Thanos without the Infinity Gauntlet is washed up
just an above-average swing-blade warrior that is 8' tall
thing is he is already gone never to begin with
“Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Horniest of them All?”
he would need someone to jump into another reality to pretty much bring him back
sus


That was drawn by her actual artist btw
yep
mmm artistic incest
Good morning
a what now?
Are you a certified Goofy Gooner?
What is even happening. Earthquake in the middle of us performing a baby delivery
My bad
I won't let it happen again
7.6 quake off Mindanao. 58km deep
Hope everything goes well 🙏
12-4
12-4
Can't have a peaceful and safe day here man 😔
13-1
wtf
Baby and mother are safe ❤️🩹
PH geography, can't comment anything on mother-earth
That's the main thing
Statistically every major earthquake in a large population center occurs during someone's delivery
Was it a baby girl or boy ?
Baby girl
Baby shipgirl
Perfect
Let's go
Hear me out
Nature really is nice..
hope a mom won't name him/her : Értkweyk
Earthquake during childbirth, the mother should call her Formidable
No 
That is true 
Clearly you should name her Laffey
bro lives in the philippines 😭
Unfortunately 😭
any major quake record around UK?
A warmachine is born 🔥
IRONIC
Don't think we ever had one in my time bar my tummy rumbling
Had like a mini twisted thing that lasted two seconds and was tiny 😂
I've only experienced a 5.4 magnitude earthquake
Was kinda disappointing tbh
My phone started screaming at me about 10 seconds before it hit
And it just rocked my bed a bit.
warning message?
The internet travels faster than earthquakes, as it turns out
How bad was the rocking?
Light travels faster than sound 🗣🔥
How tf did a 5.3 earthquake, that we felt when Cebu was hit, feel like the building was in a blender?
Fun fact: when Taiwan was under Japanese rule, ethnically Han Taiwanese schoolgirls wore a Chinese top with a hakama as school uniforms, before the introduction of sailor fuku across Japan in the 1920s
Meanwhile what's actually making it shake outside
dude mother nature is PISSED
Ethnic Japanese schoolgirls in Taiwan just wore the regular kimono + hakama paring
alright guys who pissed off god
You
You called God a "noob"? 
I will be back need to go get ready 👋
Forgive me 
so they are just as deadly?
Are you sure it isn't the anti-Christ?
Black widows aren't deadly
Neither are brown widows
don't you die from their bite?
No

The antivenom is actually more dangerous than the bite itself
The bite is, however, a really terrible time. Don't consider this to mean you should go poking one
But if a widow is crawling on you, you don't need to freak out.
They're generally pretty chill anyway
i mean Australia is like 30°C too hot for me all year round sooo the chances of encountering one are slim
Oh. Well actually redback spiders can kill
It's like the only widow species that can

Debating if I should get to 12-4 which is worth it and everyone loves it or play opsi and be bored the whole time
oh there is more then one widdow sort?
Australians get fucked by arthropods again

There's about 2 dozen species
hmmm i guess one dozend and eleven get drowned out by one species
Like 2 hours ago it was windy and cold in Australia and now its hot and sunny
in infamy i mean

the perfect weather to kill me
Well, no. It was the western black widow that gave them the reputation because of one unproven account from like 1930 or something, and they've had a deadly reputation ever since
Fellow Australian 🤝
It’s either cold or hot weather changes every 5 minutes
Hello
yea, fuck that 
Like bro it was like 17 degrees this morning and now its like 28/29
Most of the time it could be raining so hard and then 10 minutes later it be sunny like never happened








