#al-general
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i didnt even attempt to do hard
hi
I cant take this converse seriously
high chance of the stuff req where u unable to get
why not
Nothinh

I am from a caribbean country and cant buy things in the game with real money, any answers?
Howe new skin when manjuuu
u go F2P
Comission gems
if u cant buy just go free to play
fr
or that too

We ain’t getting one because they fear cookie girl
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
least (most) helpful answer
🦴
sir those are foxes
how would the creation of the first monastery at around 320 BCE by St Pachomius would affect Limp Bizkit’s legacy
Did I stutter?
ohhh i see gotta go back to normal then. i need coins tho for research and damn fruit trees expensive asf

Hold on, azur lane best mechanic is typing
Imagine
as a member of the fox community, well, er.
ion know, don’t get paid enough to fix these women’s ships
3d combat
that's the key
imagine unable to cancel the Peary req but having hard req
bro gonna be stuck for a while
problem sighted
dere we go
is this some sort of island planner
consumable
taco bell
atago
I don’t think that’s supposed to happen
this collab confuses me now
saint louis doesnt agree
idk why but such thing happen recently
hey al best repair ship
Bc manjuu worries more about getting fetish skins than actually fixing their game
How
the island pov
azur lane player with a tails pfp 
jokes on you… I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME
I’m just here because my friend was also here
toes who noes
damn guess what I dont either
Real joke is that I still play Azur lane
great i guess
we coulda had double dash sonic and tails
do you have hakuhou
Ye
great that proves it
Had to get her
how many pull
Me like big tiddies
total
someone launch a fact check pls
I believe it was around 100
I believe 
I got everyone on the banner within 64 pulls
-# I believe I can fly~~~
Grats
Oh
wtf
I remember seeing you before
I got all in 201
Am I wrong?
The legend
201 are you kidding me
I got them all in 83 -w-
yes
not my best record but still nice
I got 0 because i didnt try for this event
you must have got some copies atleast
only 1
what was my best record? still 12 I think 

being too unlucky
bro what the fuck
12 is very lucky
I remember the time I got fritz rumey within like 4 pulls
e
I was 3
yeah, the CVmagi elite took me til 30 pulls
proudest moment
so 12 is my best record
proudest lane
I remember got implacable in 1st pull
an amazing lane
York2 also my best UR record
heh
Wew
I mean a 10 pull
damn
I see the legendary four banner units in one ten pull
Kow booba
Get 3 UR in the first 3 pull
Luck idk
im a simple lane
I see ship i say "cool ship"
Would
gold ship
Fuckin would
and even that would crash the game
Would would would
insert washy and voro nurse skin pls
Say that again...
It's like washy suddenly achieved a new super sayan form
gold shit
Someone thinks golshi is wife material
Her JP outfit is wife material
show
god dman
Project L'Arc
Hey who put that emoji
this mssg gains a honest reaction
I need to shit
Get a job
I have a job
...
What is this
shalom
Whats going on
<@&472236072743600148>
Oh of course
what

this is me and big bear
antisemitism
Please behave 
uhuh
sory
Im gonna kill everyone
cna i post big tity anime women
Kill 8 billion people
Shut up bitch
ima fuck you like a pig
you have to use at
W speed ❤️🩹
do moderators have ban perms
Can I have a dollar?
<@&472236072743600148>
damn
raids have gotten really lame
No
And imma rip and tear you like an imp
This isnt a raid dumbass
heh...say that again...
I need popcorn for this lol
then what is it smarty pants

Im a Queer
Do Azur Lane characters have peanits?
Yes it is dumbass
/mute 660892514332704779
tourist ass
plainnoob#0 got muted.
Ima fuck u like a pig
I like the earliest raid attempt
omg it's the waffle
🧇
waffle hiiiii
I will rip and tear you like a pig
Another day another dollar
/mute 661232989178429454
bippingsf#0 got muted.
wooooo
Apri

What the fuck?
Hi john and apri
John

I hate doing this on mobile
LEBRON CAME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!
hi lane 
You know, typical "raid" attempt
Some new users 

waffle 🧇
Anyways back to work bozoa
Tourist ass people who don't care about this game
lebrawn james
Ahh
Just came here for attention
Ban speedrunner?
I wouldn't say tourist, they clearly dgaf about this game
whats the fucking point
how exactly
I loved the raids where random people came in spamming at-everyone, not knowing it's disabled for normal users 
none really
maybe no perms?
orang can only mute
not sure
red can ban
Ah fair...
the more I think about it I realize im wrong, sorry glue
Muted indefinitely go brr
That or I just put them in a glass jar so we can poke fun at them
has this server ever seen a day of peace

Should've ponged Syan
When hoffen doesnt talk
since Essex got her retrofit
Syan likes toying with idiots~
Muting better than banning
so that's a never
yeah when general was deleted that one time
we should do that again
Yes
Happens to the best of us, lane.
that was fuckin funny
real
what the fuck?
I thought i had smth clever brah
We like general
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!
Aint no day without hoffen slander
I SCROLLED UP
/delete general
Funny shit happened
wait what
Oh no!!!
Waffle

why are we still here
We encountered some new users
just to suffer? 
just to suffer?

Anyways I'm going back to work
boo, I said it first
Imma go sleep
12yo tourists came to seek attention
I shouldn't even be on my phone anyways
Have fun
Night night
you owe me chocolate
Alright 
okay.

Lock in at work
bro risked his job to tend to al-general
I used to work at a place where they made us lock up our phones at the beginning of the our shift
you gotta wonder whats more important to him
Fun times
his job or #al-general ?
Its dedication to Al-general
have some Nachi
Nachi so hawt
damn this is slow, hope there's good missions
She needs an UR version
She already has a retrofit
Poopie retrofit
oh nice 3 port missions
Nice
have a chemical burger instead
no more suffering
Nice
was the burger made from frozen meat?
ask miller not me
does the burger have mayo?
again, ask kazuhira miller not me.
if the answer's not an automatic 'no', I don't want it -w-
the hamburgers of kazuhira miller
apri apri apri
mayonnaise
Smash
Incorrect
I would indeed smash musashi
"Good night girl, I'll see ya tomorrow."
Madgayo 
Night aaron
you know, the little record thingys that you collect in OpSi
and they tell you lore
How're you doing aprichii
mostly about how insane test site alpha was no wonder it ended
little tired, but alright -w- excited for tomorrow
What’s her name?
implacable
@pastel oracle
babygirl posting time
Manjuu Lil Malin when
I really need a vanguard full of Malins
I would ask for Malin META, but she's so lazy that she wouldnt be the last standing on any timelines
hi
shut up batman fanboy

👅
baatan bad
bataan femboy
🫵 
Batman femboy


Gacha skins use a lot of space 
Did you acquire the people on the title screen though
betman femboy
Batman femboy

really? because the time i log into azur lane is when i hear a woman scream "AZURE DA-LAIN"
is that just me or
eh, it must be me:
i just wanna claw out my ears
why the fuck is azur lane 21gb
no wait dont tell me:
PRIVATE QUARTERS
no no, island planner
ye
....or both?
Which secret cause there's a few, the one for when someone calls you for direct vc in dms or like the one for clicking this like twice a dozen times
It's you Your the one who took My Package
when i said ringtone im sure you wouldve understood
but yeah i meant vc
Yno if u put Akagi and Taihou in a contest to see who loves SKK more. Idk who would win
I'd win either way
Knowing people, they would likely refer to the clicking dm thing a ringtone aswell.
Cause people be people

akagi already won, this website proves it
SKK himself
self love🔥
*kearsarge
accurate
Kaga shall go with me while I see Taihou and Akagi go into argument mode

next kaga became a tree
wrong
🎄
Is she still tree or did they fix it
Happy Maestrale is so cute
still tree iirc
wait I didn't even read the previous event story
whatever
cute
what could godzilla have possibly seen that made him so pissed to the point that he shrunk down to human size and got a gun?
Just gonna
He became Tacticazilla

My gods
Ghidorah hybrid
smh viru has escaped containment
i breached containment
Im a virus that lives to spread horse to the server
in other news
chat remember be the best version of yourself that i believe you can be
except arsene
fuck that guy
what did arsene do
nothing i love arsene

dementia is that you
arsene is a G
hm?
Cingrey

Holy shit that gif
3rd MLB wife, 2.5 remaining. A fop for every occasion
(she's never getting an oath skin)
alert! fatal signal training error! wrong signal given!
noice
Hi
i cant believe they really wrote "drom3d" in the files 💔🥀
and it went on for quite a stretch
atleast it works ig
never kill yourself 🔥 

nuthin',is js a positive msg
not powerful enough
Uncle Synd

bought a cat box, crashed the game
John

Most normal day for golshi
#umamusumeprettyderby #umamusume #uma #prettyderby #goldship #mambo #gacha #anime
shit be like
skill issue
OMG it's Synd
hello pit
Discord wont let me zoom into Eugen's face for some reason
I didn't want her breasts to be included
Synd, I oathed these two yesterday. 
old daki
nice
kawa meta cute
if only I could still get the og Akagi-Kaga one
also qt too

this hasnt stopped me from just using her in general
She basically carried my W14 tbh
Why arent they kissing
Hot Maid Ships (even though formi isn't a maid)
Whats that famous quote? If girls arent doing gay shit with eachother then what are they good for?

me: looks at gear loadouts for the first time in like 2 years
Also me: what the fuck is this
Its busted is what it is
official daki
i think this is ltierally the first time ive seen this
..sad can't get her

this stuff came out when the yostar store first opened

The rAAt is pretty much best on everyone
Wow
think akagi got sold out first
wtf is this
Damn so wow
HOLY SHIT
why can i give my girls flash drives now
Usb sticks
excuse me thats a thumbdrive
They hunger
Prove it
You plug it into a vanguard and your BBs shoot like lasers
finally, cleared opsi after when it was first released
Flat dakis imagine
theyre already flat tho
Kek
add the boobs on your own
new content when
Just a toolbox side grade tbh
tis a model (kit)
opsi 2 when?
i got the better thing tho
a fishing rod
wadafak
lmao
this is back from 24
guess i gotta do opsi
for this funny aa gun
zen
Wife
I mean

Beautiful
nood floof ban 
thinly veiled floof is the way 
I always check which ship giving medals
💯 will cuddle 
@lapis blade this u?

Just two chars from Danmachi? Were tf is Aiz?
i wanna be in the middle; to made the kanji for river 川 
whatever you want man
you dont deserve more characters

chocolate milk amagi?
okay, so we're now getting exp for completing jobs, the broken stores are working and we can finally make meal combos, anything else get fixed in the patch yesterday?
Mamagi
a tan mamagi would be interesting 
she goes to the beach, just needs some tan
Amagi BB?
good morning chat
good afternoon
you in about 30 mins 
There is no Amagi BB smh smh
BC
Tsk tsk

what? the meal combo was broken before? i thought that tofu with whatever was the meal combo
no, that's not a combo, it's basically just an upgrade to tofu, meal combos are made from two whole dishes
Ohh
first meal combo you get access to is omelette + latte
have you grown banana? how much does one tree banana give?
which in the description says it's omurice, even though you can actually make omurice
not sure
I have planted some but I forget how much it gives
I'm bottlenecked on coins
aren't we all?
I need to somehow get carrots to be able to complete these last two requests, I don't have the coins for that
you will need more bananas but for only 5 one tree would have been enough
I managed to skip having to actually plant mangoes, so there's that
transport missions can give them, in my case I spent some apples and some other stuff
Ooh
transports usually a scam though, always check the rewards first
my first one has 33 regular woods lmao
yeah that's a scam
if you haven't already, start spamming raw wood so you can convert it to paper, decent way to farm up some exp
anyway, let's gaze at some ass
I've started spamming it it's in max production for now
don't bother selling apple juice, it's worthless, might be part of some meal combo but I think by itself it literally costs money to sell it
gaze or stare

never had to commision demanding premium woods and jumped straight to elegant wood
and now need dev 24 for that
okay so a single block of tofu is worth 340 and takes 2 hours to make... the tofu with meat requires two of them, that had better be an expensive dish
might be not too if they messed it up
oh apparently you can convert spare seasonal items to progress points, but the seasonal dishes are also worth quite a bit
Wish I could bring my nms farms to AL
I remember struggling with my NMS farm because it was on my freighter and the power bugged out
Ah that sucks man
also had a few gas farms set up planetside, so I was going to move down eventually
I have a big Nip Nip farm on an ice planet
atmospheric gases being one of the few things you can't get aboard a freighter
I have an S class of some gas but haven't found a use for it yet
Started a milk farm two days ago sadly power was off all yesterday so couldn't expand
if you set up a full production pipeline, you turn some tens of thousands worth of raw material into hundreds of millions in parts
very complicated to set up though and because some of the raw materials are shared you can't just max out everything

Even easier way is to craft certain foods that boost scan rewards people are making millions per scan it's insane I make like 50k for normal shit and 100k for flying animals usually
what the heck is the convo going on
my massive fleet of high tier frigates is ready
Nice I got rid of a lot of mine
hah come collect my excess supplies

Started recruiting blue an green support frigates I found can literally get 0 fuel cost per expedition lol
you have to actually meet the requirements for an encounter to get a success, but basically I usually send two ships, in case one of them gets damaged
ships level up surprisingly quickly too
Only 2?
when they're both S tier, that's enough
I send full fleets all the time lol
Need to retire some trading ships they s class but like not on the same level as the others
Also found a bug here where Everytime I warp away and return it's a space battle 🤣
fun
Not really but easy 6 mil
first time I joined a multiplayer game, I hunted some pirate only to immediately die upon getting the kill, after the second time this happened I decided maybe the game wasn't ready for that
What counts as a commodity
It's not bad now but man it's a chore hunting them I prefer freighter battles it's like a couple of mins and done
this was probably a host cheating lol, that shouldn't have happened
I've got like 57 crafted and I can't tell which one counts 
Is this the correct gear for her?
I think specifically craftable items, just what you make in the stores and factory
looks about right
What about bidder on her?
no, high oxy means the rainbow torp is better
why does she look like she's from fate
I'd say 556 meta and any high oxy boat, so that means an american one
but only if you have enough rainbow torps for a second one
Who is she? i forgot her name
I have punished my Dell latituide e6400 to a punishment worse then death of rebooting forever
cheshire
Cat
there is no punishment worse than being a Dell
Trve nuke
its on win2k and everytime i boot it up it fucking blue screens for a sec and restarts the whole process
turn on > Reaches the end of the booting process > blue screens > restarts > reaches the end of the booting process
I'm looking for good friend
who are you
<@&472236072743600148>

Azur lane are the friends we make along the way
im

not sure that required a full mod role ping
What happened
im good friend
porn bot
it's a goddamn porn bot
are you a friend we make along the way?
Im looking for a good boobs
there are doctors who can help you with that
i dont think azur lane is the correct place to look for big boobs sir.
yea this is loli lane
you just go to them and say doctor I'd like a nice pair of tiddies and when they ask if you're sure, you say yes
no big boobs
big boobs
big boobs are ILLEGAL!
Male Z cup
he's real boobs i think he just needs to inflate what he already has
small ones are flat like brick
they have nothing to offer
small and flat are different
small at least has something
flat is literal ribs

yessss
i bet none of you own a 1:12 model of a 1983 volkswagen golf which is yellow and branded by a german mail company on a blue stand
what the hell would I want with that?
STRAIGHT to the download folder
Because its awesome
wow
these girls better be grateful that I'm supplying them with all this wood
D7P was a blessed intro to Tulipa
dude everytime i see your pfp i always see pregnant clippy

real
clippy can't help you with that one
i see you're venturing into forbidden territory

Gotta keep the options open
understandable
thank you for understanding
Minnea
so hot
Back one is better
Now i can relax till december 
where did u get those
yes
The game still alive right?

You walk to the store, ask the owner/manager if they sell or if they can give u when they dont have an use anymore.
My friend is a owner of a tcg place, i could have many of those but for pokemon / magic but i dont really like those
I had one for the first tomb raider movie back in the day

not a very good movie tbh

so hot
*cold
Them subtitles
Nimi clearly hasn't been hanging out with the Americans enough
4th bidder +13'ed
Good god
Paypal the Lion
Dang, had a key lime yogurt, does not have any of the soul of a keylime pie.
Hah hii
mah wife

more minnys
Trueeeeee
kinda not really
more brick
so hot
"The first of many wives"
- Garen Probably
I triggered some bug
End of the world
The invisible wall actually blocking me from entering the playable area lol
BIGGER MUSCLES
so hot
wife? wife.

walking in like they were teleporting bread for 3 days
they could describe every single essex, you know? like boba tea (essex)
tesla (essex)
fried chicken (essex)
party in the hollywood hills (ehhh)
the sex?

this girl would beat me with a punch

in my opinion so far the prettiest of the Essex class sisters
booba tea mentioned?!
one in Essex class
named dumbsex
infu
more proof why Illustrious is the best 

opinion rejected
rb
red bull
roblox
Why is she over-inflated 😭
JOHN!!!! where are you ?
boobflation
kirk 
just right
factory
bigger
beegbear
WE HAVE TO GO BIGGER
No
WE NEED A BIGGER MILK FACILITY
I have a question for you guys.. lorewise, is there really just one shikikan in a port full of Shipgirls..?
yis
In your own universe its just you
So, I'm potentially having hundreds of gifts every valentines from shipgirls.. yes..?
Well just the one ingame when it’s actually Valentines, unless a bug happens like that one Valentines after a major UI overhaul.
The other way around
..?
I have no wallet
How you gonna afford them then
I'm a child who doesn't have an allowance because I don't bother getting one-

all i want is to pampered by fox wives
you pay for valentines..?
Self snitch huh
this game is 16+
Well, a child with too much freedom, then.
...
No 
Hey, it's not my fault I've been lured by Sanrui
Snitches get stitches or something like that
And bitches end up in ditches
Ain't that the entire fleet?-
Hey not my Sanrui either. Hopefully.
a child
keyword spotted.
That technically makes me the victim so 
???
Spare this one
teenager

Tbf, I may want to oath Illustrious when it comes to that 
Is that still a child..?
Dang
why not just say old man

The game just recently changed its age so
Oh well, I'm still safe from the horny ones
but formid may stole that ring, right? 
Naw, she's already buried because she's... you know 
uh oh
Too late
shame to hear 
Yo yo yo
any questions abt collab?
I can only think of the ntr comment

Oh hey is that Kim I see?
no, it just a ordinary fat man
Solid.
So.. when are we getting Danish and Norwegians..?
Never
Only technical Norwegian was Tirpitz
Did they never had a navy..?
@pastel oracle When we'll get another nun skin 
When Manjuu remembers Kincora has drawn shipgirls other than Formidable 
Sounds like that big balloon airplane for some reason
Who's tirpitz..?
Anyone know when the next event is
that question, is quite expected
Yes yes
i mean that cat is literally a wood isnt it
the danmachi collab that is
It’s on wood
soda
soda drink
Hi ed Warren
lol
Man im too young to catch your jokes
Then you should know ed and Lorraine Warren😭
hi exorcist harward
Quick question does the amount of ships I built on a event get reset after the event ends
Hey ed
I'm an exorcist graduated from harvard





