#al-general
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she got the school skin, the hot spring and since last chinese new year she got a CN new year skin
is this Trieste?
i was talking about Bolzano lol
i'm talking Trieste xD
is the tank also nicknamed the pig?
kinda
know what? here the prettiest Trieste skin 
i actually prefer her school skin for the silhouette

since i don't buy a lot of skins in the first place
yo

omg
Infernal,are you there?




Hi pig
food
2 months latter:
well considering curation it would be more like a year after
wasnt that hard.

Stop being a coward,go charge the enemy
ah hipper
I keep forgetting, hipper what is my gender again?
if you can do it with a hipper it's easy then
ah the adopted sister(according to Eugen)
is that hitting the ship on the border i forget its name but he was a cartoon ship
yeah
unless they buffed her she should still be a pretty bad ship to play
i dont like kms cl's 
Nice
oh yeah she indeed is still a bad ship to play

I like this heavy cruiser though 
formidable was a letdown
damn according to the wiki she did not even get nothing anti submarine
like special at all
no smoke, no heal, same armour as updates go on more outdated damn

just play haarlem instead 
you better have her sister like any of them even the fake hipper Mainz
even Tallinn is better
stright up
damn I thought they would had updated her by now, she is still one of the worst tier VIII CA's
I don't even need to play the damn game to know it
specially considering the crazy stuff they keep adding and the fact that the match making was already full of up tiers when I played
Real gamers play 
since she's a heavy cruiser she has no smoke 
Atago? if it wasn't for the heal she would be in worse tier than Hipper
you have Japanese cruisers citadel range on top of a ship with similar low mobility
good
Italians laughing their ass rn

those dont count
considering they are still a must have in competitive
they do
but like that was my point
what is the point on doing the German cruiser tech tree anyways now days, the up tiers, no heal, the hydro is good but not so much when you have no way of running away
not my kind of ship tbh, it's cool the planes, armour of them it's pretty good I don't quite like their gameplay, I'm still more in kiting cruisers
Pachinko
Pachinko II
Azur lane going to Kivotos!?
Pachinko III
japanese cits 😋

gluttony
greed..
more progress
Morning.
Morning
Me when i karma farm
Looks good 
Akashi watches over #al-general
Privaty is blessed 
ai 
Bruh some stupid glitch is stuck on my screen
that avp skin at the background 
In this event, is it only Hestia and Ryu lion?
yea
I thought all chara were in event 
no bro 
cant be real


Idk if I'm blind but this really does look like Russian Skadi ngl
Bruh I just got called a degenerate weeb for having Richelieu as my commander in World of warships with her skin and her Voiclines

And the person calling you that probably has a collection of ARP ships

Ty for reminding me that I had to troll my friend on world of warships today

EVERYONE
URGENT REQUEST
I NEED A PICTURE OF A ROYAL NAVY SHIP BONKING A DRAGON EMPRY SHIP
Wait why ....
Dont question it
They're already struggling enough....

@pastel oracle help me
Not sure what you mean by bonking 
Bonk stick
just anything that has a royal navy attacking a dragon empry shipgirl in any and all shape or form
bonk stick works too

Ignore the small resolution I cropped this from a loading screen
It can be 
cats
Boobs
wtf
the tree actually just vanish like that after collecting fruit in orchard??

why is the terrible anime of all things getting a second season? ._. one can only hope they finally throw in shikikan
please??

hi 
time for some Tamaki propaganda

hmm
Just started AL in morning
hmmm

cute
man Massena is worth it 
where do i find workable wood? or only the auto farming gets them (same for the other colorful ores)

You unlock it in research (Gath.) and send a character to get it
e
Same with ores
the new gamemode is the only time most players get to touch grass 
One murm two murm three murm four
enough
Ooo damn. i have never seen it before. I always just researched those with a shipgirl icon
Voro
No this is Patrick
no
Voroshilov is worth it
yoroshilov
woahhhh
you could imagine that i was having a field day with those nurse skins considering i myself got a crippling addiction to nurses 
fr fr
anyways some unzen for u
Thanks, lmao 
ah yes aotm lets go (172th day of playing al)
what
my friend, let's assume he just opened the game

i get off the game per day
I want cuddle her 
*To
SHUT UP
me first
will shove u aside
shoving giang
Little did she know, I am the one that do the shoving 
Make me, Gange 
youre the ganges
You are the only one hear with water elements 
I was born with earth element affinity 
here*
snow lands on top of earth
you lose here

Is this a date invitation? I expect at least a fancy dinner at a Steak house.
Hell yeah
gross
A very interesting way to entice a date 
Calling others gross, I never seen this tactic before
ahhh great just what i needed - another wild goose chase

finally, the world is at peace
Why is england still there
wait


delete france
Yeah
delete it again
Make a france shaped hole in the water

I want more Dutch ship content
azur lane is overrated… REPLACE IT WITH COUNTRYBALLS
wdym it always looked like that
maybe the fra was the nce we made along the way
We should erase every last of these island
did the pvp brainrot finally stop 
Erase everything that isnt the usa
You removed WALES NO
what
WALES IS COOL
what brainrot
WALES PLEAAASEE
only sheep there, they can be relocated to scottland
THEY GOT COOL TRAINS THERE
YOU VAPORIZED THEM
Gambleeeee
Boob slots
me
The noodles are her hair
Cheap food

10 baked skk for a pittance?!?!?
6 dumbsex incoming
Is that the pachinko game
what does pachinko means
Japanese Slot Machine
uh oh
its what you do when pvp is at stake 
uhh i dont do that
trust
i just dont know how others got 50 more score than me even i didnt miss any attempts nor lose
cringe enough
fair, probably could be ones waiting for the rushers for more points
I am a rusher pvp player after all
correct
that's the hard part in pvp after all
AoTn, nice
Had reached rank 1 already once, too so that literally just made me retire
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make it bun dem
Are Ryu and Hestia the only collab event units??
Emden Ring
elden ring
i mean oath
i mean uhh
the shark
ye
He is pretty cool
Though a lot of people dislike his mega with the extra pointing things on it
he'll come to AL and eat sandy
redbull will sponsor u a ultrasonic free flight
dont worry
@teal girder I think this Pokemon would be scare you make it mad
Imagine decoys get a mega
O also I don’t think I want a mad gartina
Show it to Brandon Herrera
poor dude's already seen enough cursed guns
will headpat
You would pat dexoy’s?! 
birb 
Big fat milk mountains
Me no nom
Nom nom thigh


Hi
Hear my out guys, manjuu should make the next german UR called Rommel. Why? Because Rommel is a god damned legend.
Design ideas: Fox (Cuz desert fox).
Rommama
DATS RIGHT BABY
Also make her a CB or CA, cuz Rommel was a tank commander.
Ability ideas:
Make all frontliners super fast (Cuz blitzkrieg)
Reduce out of ammo effect (Cuz supply line)
Make all CA and CB OP (Cuz they arent OP enough already)
What design is this
Thats a bit kinkish, but thats a great idea for CERTAIN doujins
because their country is not fox
The only known KMS Rommel was a DD though
but butb ut butubu btub ubut he called dessert foxxy

Hmm, another Z52 design? Boob loli?
flat loli
Both. Both are good
Z52 isnt a loli 
Feir enuf
She just has an annoying voice
We've had this conversation before 
Idea still stands. We need rommel mommy
Annoying voice during battle
:0 👋
german fox mommy
especially during pvp
THUNDA HAATO!
I know
Best girl 

Misaki carried S3
sadly she died since Lion hard counters her flagship cover
id sell my left leg for lion
fr
not kidney?
Ill sell my kidneys, half of my lungs and my entire brain (or whats left of it) for hindenburg
what would a leg do
If im gonna run Seyd im gonna run Z52 idc
Its meta enough
kidney isnt worth that much
I really want a hindenburg oath skin
hhhhh
meanwhile Anchorage still works well
Banned
lmao
Hindenburg my mommywife
do what you please, I run Z23/Z52 since I love both of those DDs
Current meta Vanguard is Yukikaze/Laff2/Eld right?
With Mintsuu slotting in if I don't care to level Yukikaze?
Yukikaze makes the Backline strong enough to survive, which means torps have less chance to do most damage
Also with the new augment
she is almost as tanky as Laffey 2 in that accord
while lasting more on Lead position than Eldridge on Off position
Im running the stall with Z52, because Seyd/Soyuz/Musashi with Felix carried me to AOTN so I need to continue the IB tradition
Me not understanding anything about PvP meta: nods mhm mhm mhm
And Seyd and Z52 are both mega waif 

basically putting torpmemes down once more, while Sextails is the new OP one, like a Stall Vanguard that adds more durability to the backline
Nakhimov/Seydlitz/Lion with Yukikaze/Laff2/Eldridge then never think about PVP again
Z52 stays for me
Tf is sextaiils
too waifu to be removed
new terminology lol, since 3 of them have twintails
Who?
Yukikaze then typical Laff 2 and Eldridge
How are you
good and you?
Yukikaze is gold rarity right?
yea
yea
Chat, another ship i really want, is stalin
I should do my dailies 
ok
Stalin's spirit looking at us lewd him: NO NO NO NO NO NO
I mean, look at Leonardo Da Vinci
Though Ais not being there is understandable
peak Popqn W
XD
Finally an attack fleet to compliment my defense fleet
I'll probably just try get Ryuu
i only think of collection lol
turned from history's greatest inventor/artist to lewd loli
dont u get both for free without trying to?
Guess I can just get them and go back to Uma
sadge no danmachi yamato
ayo that the IJN "D" D girl?
Honestly, im surprised azur lane hasnt collabed with Arpeggio of Blue Steel
ma pvp meta fleet that get me to aotm
Its the "FBI Open up" IJN DD girl
Which... I guess is most of them
Asanagi by Asanagi 
Kancole collab (jk)
Im surprised I havent yet seen an edit of the Obama medal meme with Asanagi
i have no idea why am i getting her when she seems useless for my fleet
Best light killer in the game
I'm surprised asgore truck meme but its Glowworm and Hipper wasn't made yet
Kear is nice
Bocchi the Bot
Just got her last week, now I'm building odin
Idk what Meck even does just know shes a top tier heavy and looks identical to Irys
hmm
me neither XD i only get her bc she UR KMS
ive seen her few times in pvp
Because specifically for Light, considering Yorktown 2 benefits her a lot
I love KMS
me without york2: 
loads gun
She has a black hole weapon
Hornet 2 at least?
also Soyuz and Nakhimov is like the new favorite
whats hornet 2
Hornet with bigger hornets
My defense fleet is 3 fucking hornets
why do u think of hornet 2 before like essexkai
then again if no yt2 unlikely has hornet2 as well
Thats also true
guess i dont have her then
well can i even coin kears print for now?
OK i just checked her out on the wiki. Her first ability basically boosts her damage against light. Her second ability makes her accurate like NJ and also boost for being in a KMS fleet. Third ability makes her tank for the Flagship. Thats it
Cause old budget pairings I saw for Kear had Hornet 2
i think enty or shangri-la are also better on average
none of pr6 coinable atm
I mean i already gotten an ungodly amount of blueprints for PR6 bc i was researching hindy. So im good 😄
Looks like her first skill is damage debuffs, second is damage buffs against heavy+acc
or maybe set research focus to pr6 instead of pr8 since idk what am i even doing there
she is in my anti-light opsi fleet, too lazy to switch out to x-fleet lol
Kearsarge/yt2/avp/anchorage/aurora/eldridge
What the fuck are those bonuses though +18% damage taken? 
damn
Also her first ability is super compatible with B2
basically anti everything XD
in 4 opsi fleet
I need to dump my prints into Meck now
FR FAX BRUH
meck to heavy is what lion is to light
LONG LIVE THE IRON BLOOD
I ate a red squealed crab with star back today
bisko companion?
That ungodly +33% total damage to heavy
Idk how AL stacks damage buffs/debuffs but damn
Ig you could say its a Hornet's Nest

Hats down one of the best ships i could have asked for (because i love KMS!)
it’s very far up I think the star had something to do with it.
Is this an actual werhb or what?
Honestly, azur lane should collab with YOUJO SENKI
Thats just otto von bismarck
hes a chill guy
otto von what
say that again
oh hey its the bateman
i remember theres a batman femboy here... assume its u..?
I was just looking around before
Bateman is the character from American Psycho, no relation to Femboy
refering to that user here
His PFP is literally the character lol
cough.
XD
HEAR ME OUT
we need a YOUJO SENKI collab
Ba-te-man?
we need TANYA
Mmmyes
tanya
Former male x SKK
hm
how is everyone here in this chat
im feeling great (gonna take examinations tomorrow D:)
Bored, waiting for horse show to start
excellent
great!
Horse show?
it’s bedtime here tho
uma show
Uma Musume Cinderella Grey Cour 2 starts soon

well...
LANCE STROLL LANCE STROLL, FINDS HIMSELF OFF ROAD
HAVING A GO, WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
VERSTAPPEN, OUT IN Q2,
THATS, WHAT WE HAVE
F1musume imagine
max verstappen?
mhm
TU TU TU TU, MAX VERSTAPPEN
toot toot
forcing it to be a train instead
That time i got reincarnated as a race car driver but was forced to be a train

to actually move without tracks
I was actually expecting an oath ring with this time's island planner
cuz uk, they gave oath ring for the other thing last year (forgor what its called)
en anniv
but hey, they gave an oath ring pack, so i ain't complaining
fair, but island planner is a whole nother thing by itself
lol
mmm speed
rocket
THEY SHOWED SPEED
ishow....
ishowturtle
ishowmeat
wait
wait
perhaps we couldve found kansens from different galaxies...
MAYBE, YOSTAR WASNT INSANE!
The one piece KANSEN is real!
I show uhh
Uhhh
*lane
I show shermans
i show ninja
Ishowmeat
Sherman tank crew when they tell their friends they are hunting tigers: 
one video two jumpscares (the second one is literally a "jump" scare)
i feel like saying "shut up" in all caps but im 78% a certain admin is watching the chat
ishowpee
NO!
Ishowazurlaneinpublic

the worst of them all
ishowdeez
Love how its instantaneous lmaoo
yes hi
would be a great ads
das reich
ishowhit-
hitman
agent 47
hither
bonapart ain't saving you from that
"There's nothing we can do..."
haha noob
Guys what's yalls favorite l2d skin in azur lane?
hey, its old english, thou art too brutish to understandeth mine english
hey
psst
to avoid getting accused, all you need to say is you're memeing on hoi4
Hello
I404 even if its not L2D it beats them
Nah, im meming about the guy who killed hitler
man's a legend
My argentinian grandpa is looking at the screen and approves my message
Ja
I404 submarine not found
a conspiracy claimed that hi||itler|| faked his death and went to argentina
funnily enough, he has this weird buddhist symbol hanging in the living room...
jokes on you
we brought 10 more
holy sh

is it 45 degrees?!
Its not really a conspiracy, there was a submarine that dropped off 2 passengers at argentina and hitler's real bones were never found.
did he accidentally reverse the symbol?
So we really don't know how he died
A lot of Germans moved to South America after the war
Oh yes, he tilted it 45 degrees, i kept trying to help him make it upright but he insists on keeping it that way, i dont really know why...
He also really likes singing about flowers,
get the shotgun
damn
some flower called erika
does he!?
*she
SHUT UP!
Yeah, but he apparently got rejected from art schools alot of times
.....oh.
He tells me about "his struggle"
and the myth of the bread?
Nah he goes to the beer halls and gives speeches,
question, is your grandpa's name "senor hitler"?
I dont really know, he never told me
But i do know he has one ball missing 💀
wont this cause him to get exposed to the fbi sight?
....oh.
mustve gotten his face altered via surgery
hm
hes got a little square mustache thingy
if so how old is he (in the license)
he insists on keeping it that way
hes pretty old, thats all i know 💀
okay, last question: does he speak poor spanish?
like, how broken is his spanish
and had he ever had the desire to lead argentina
and wanted the "fourth times the charm"?
oddly enough yes. He speaks german
beer hall
What do you think about Implacable? Don't you think she's a bit lustful...?
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Nah, he talks about the 5th time, (1st reich holy german, 2nd reich germany, 3rd time you already know, 4th time west/east germany, 5th time current germany)
hhhhhmmmmm.....
do he often eat bread
is he vegan?
He loves the animals, yes
But also hates animals for some reason
keeps talking about "WE NEED TO EXTERMINATE THESE ANIMALS RAAAUGH"
Very often
the thumbnail is scary
Yes, and he wears a weird buddhist armband
a red band!?
do he always wear the same cloth
or maybe suit
season 2 was announced years ago because the author of Tanya and Overlord and friends and the author of Overlord didn't want a new season of Overlord unless Tanya got made too..so we got only a title screen teaser and that is it
and a hat?
PS: i dont like the guy, hes not a nice guy if you can't tell.
hm
holy sh
oh my god...
YES
Oooooh Albacore
SO HE IS SENOR HITLER FROM HOI4!
ITS HIM!
damn
(XD)
impressive convo
mods gonna save this convo and convert it to a disk
dang
MY GRANDPA IS GETTING INTO A TANK
HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT "SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING"
he's gonna start a violent coup unlike the peaceful coup
arent ur grandpa getting into battleship
HE KEEPS CALLING THAT HUGE THING A MOUSE, I DONT GET HOW THAT IS A MOUSE
damn mouse
it must be shaped like that...
with 4x adjacent symbol on it
A CYBORG DUDE IS COMING OVER TOO

MY GRANDPA KEEPS ASKING "DIDNT YOU DIE IN STALINGRAD?"
wha
(jojo reference)
does the emden va have overlapping voice
wut
Chat, Azur Lane should collab with Daebom and War Thunder for funnies
bateman is having a schizophrenic episode
Its over now 😄
bigbear thinking he did something
its joever now 😄
chaos
u gotta admit this shi was funny while it lasted
for decades
where are you from
asia
-w-
or maybe earth
hi apri
apri 
Hi
no he must be from mars
hi Aaro 
I beg to differ, he must be from a galaxy far, far away
nah bros from a different universe
Aile definitely survives better in 11-1 -w- so I'll have to keep in mind my coin recovery will be slower
Azur Lane, Nikke, Reverse 1999
also
What else should I try?
Back on the grind for PoiMet -w-

genshin impact
Who is poimet
try blue archive
try-
no no, you got it all backwards!
Nice, me likey musashi
the men are always dominant!
How cute
I want my dommy mommy hindenburg to dommy me
ok.
How is Uma?
ok.
"How cute, nya...."
peak
okay...
goldshi
femdom good
Dommy mommy is the dream
at some point, yes
I’ll check out Uma as long as the gacha is friendly
it's your typical JP gacha -w-
Been seeing the horse girls all over
I’m guessing gacha sucks?
always good
rates aren't fully friendly, but in turn you can make any character good -w-
I made my friend use mutsuki emoji
i was gonna ask, if you were happy at the fact i was muted for 6 hours
im neutral to you now
idk probably the all caps but thats like barely anything
Amazing
you gotta tune down the sensivity
hate isnt good for you ironic for me to say
dislike, my bad.
dude ur neutral to me
The caps are just annoying
50/50
Strength cute
i get it
How will this affect the gem economy
OOOH.
How will what effect it?
Tbf I've checked this chat like 3 times maybe in the whole day and every time I've seen 1. A tank role player, 2. A communist roleplayer and 3. A discussion about Hitler
So there's weirder people
Is that what actually happened
better
ah, the AL community
Wierder than me?
Oh my goodness
She have so much strength and muscle 
@lament palm ill be fr, i don't even intentionally to annoy via caps
The communist guy had a description about being a tank lol
sure, i said i wanted to cause chaos, not in that way
So it's technically the same
What even Ataco and taco! 
Ah, those people
burn communism
So stalinists
stalinists are worse
Idek
dang

the chat being weird rn
What's the difference
writing a conclusion report abt what happening
indeed
Lovely agir
Oh yea, I don't see how strength would affect the gem economy
theres different types of communism
stalinism, trotskyism, leninism
Ah yea, dead, gulag'd, or yugoslav
ehh i dont fully engage in such convo
rather go off halfway before someone decide to take action abt it
its those funny videos where its like some historical event that isnt even correlated with some modern day thing
Boys boys boys are the new collabs free or gacha?
as u can see
ex: fall of Constantinople how will it affect lebron james legacy
Frre
My goodness
BEAUTIFUL!
yes hi part 2
Oh just like BRS
What is a funny video
Kashino she is best desu
desu wa
the writing of the 95 theses and how it will effect lebron james’ legacy
Desu wa
KASHINO RAHHHHHHH
how will the destruction of Baghdad of the Abbasid Caliphate affect the legacy of potatoes
bruh didnt know about this been doing the normal ones eversince
Kashino she is so strong cow she can lift any heavy item desu wa
doing hard is crazy





