al-general

[craggy matrix]

i was asking if BHR even exists

[nova monolith]

this I hope, since Danmachi is huge

[craggy matrix]

because I remember that bonhomme richard is basically benjamin franklin's pen name or something

[viscid nest]

im out of purple bullins send help

[nova monolith]

literally wasted potential if its like BRS

[dapper iron]

She does

[craggy matrix]

is this a drop ship

or limited

[dapper iron]

No shes just in story so far

[craggy matrix]

so she doesn't exist

[nova monolith]

not yet

[shut crane]

she has a french accent

[nova monolith]

we hope

[dapper iron]

She'll be the first UUR

[craggy matrix]

*yamato

[shut crane]

hon hon hon baguette oui oui

[dapper iron]

She deserves it, look at that smile

[craggy matrix]

she doesn't deserve UUR

she deserves ELITE

[nova monolith]

looks Warfreak like Roon

[dapper iron]

Tbf it would be very Manjuu-like to make the strongest ship in lore an Elite

[craggy matrix]

put her in the elite pool

[craggy matrix]

have they done it before

[dapper iron]

Who?

I feel like they shaft irl ships on their rarity but don't screw over lore power too bad

[nova monolith]

only useful ships, not the strongest though

[ocean pawn]

pat

[nova monolith]

Broo, I missed this girl

wasted black hair crimson eyed girl

[dapper iron]

Black haired red eyes cultured

Second only to white hair red eyes

[dapper iron]

Except Taihou fuck taihou

[last jasper]

what is this

[shut crane]

ur meta bg

[last jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

[shut crane]

been in the game for years

[dapper iron]

Wasn't there also a "Legendary" rarity in that datamine

[craggy matrix]

Wait NO FUCKING WAY so a UR meta is eventually going to appear

[last jasper]

give me META Mamashi

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-musashi-azur-lane-gif-17900093069932676917

[craggy matrix]

impossible

but art is there

[craggy matrix]

floof

[weary bolt]

Somebody said Taihou?

[craggy matrix]

GET OUT

[dapper iron]

Ah there was a Legendary Rarity found in the code

[craggy matrix]

GET OUT

[weary bolt]

🫴

[craggy matrix]

i hope they introduce it in like 2 years

[dapper iron]

Idk that META UR background has been around for almost 5 years, don't have much hope

[shell glade]

Yo I got a question, where is workable wood to be found?

[shut crane]

L Yamato

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-uma-musume-tamamo-tamamo-cross-plush-gif-13950489234898850884

[dapper iron]

Happiness

[craggy matrix]

someone should go to manjuu hq and nudge the devs and remind them that UR meta exists and they haven't implemented it yet

[dapper iron]

Nah they're focused on Azur Promilia 3D testing right now

[craggy matrix]

forgot that genshin clone existed

[oblique dove]

[craggy matrix]

FUCK THIS MODE...

[dapper iron]

I uninstalled it

Not that I hate it, I just don't care to play it

[craggy matrix]

The mode right

[dapper iron]

Yea not the game lol

[craggy matrix]

yea I can't really get myself to play that

[viscid nest]

im waiting for bug fix's and a speed guide to get gifts

and people to do the math on how much its worth

[oblique dove]

The mode Island planner almost 3gb it depends

🍰

[dapper iron]

[craggy matrix]

what?

[oblique dove]

Yep

[dapper iron]

Its a 3gb addition

[craggy matrix]

no i mean tf you saying?

"it depends"

[dapper iron]

Just straight up massive for phone sizes

[craggy matrix]

why did you say "it depends"

the filesize doesn't depend on anything

its static

and I don't play the gamemode either so I couldn't care less

[oblique dove]

I don't know... when I update while Maintenance 2gb+ and after updating..
+1gb

[blissful oxide]

how do i even complete this project

[oblique dove]

[craggy matrix]

yea it's 3gb in total

[viscid nest]

you get bees

[craggy matrix]

You should've downloaded after maint ended

[blissful oxide]

that helps but ok

[dapper iron]

Get 🐝

[viscid nest]

theres a whole megathread in gph

it might have info

[blissful oxide]

oh well

i shall look over there

[craggy matrix]

[gusty fern]

hah...

[oblique dove]

Beehive?

[gusty fern]

let me in

[mortal hill]

honey bee

[dapper iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bees-bee-insects-gif-20862854

[mortal hill]

it spawn everywhere

[craggy matrix]

[ocean pawn]

sex with the taiho..yeeees

[craggy matrix]

what the fuck

the guy looks indian

[dapper iron]

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/ライスシャワー-giving-rice-rice-shower-umamusume-pretty-derby-ウマ娘-プリティーダービー-gif-16626044130135399356

[dapper iron]

Man has a special connection to his bees

[craggy matrix]

I think he has sting immunity

[dapper iron]

Bees are surprisingly docile

[craggy matrix]

[dapper iron]

I know that artist must just love long legs as do we all

But it looks like a fish eye lense

[rose spire]

Is that Kronstadt because if so is she just naturally that tall?

[mortal hill]

perspective

[rose spire]

Why did you scroll up 6 hours ago to react to this

[mortal hill]

dedicated

[rose spire]

It is Atago after all

Why wouldn’t we be

[lapis blade]

craze

[pastel oracle]

There was Implacable posting at the time and I was pinged

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/atago-bongo-azur-lane-bongo-atago-gif-20439094

[rose spire]

Hmmmm I’ll believe you

[rose spire]

Coolest thing I’ve seen today

[mortal hill]

@pastel oracle something is missing, we hasn't got Ayase bunnygirl

even if she's connoisseur of bunny

[pastel oracle]

One day

[craggy matrix]

who is ayase

[last jasper]

shrine maiden

[nova monolith]

oh my go....

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/tokisaki-kurumi-gif-21906455

[lapis blade]

oh yeah i remember during the island planner introduction scene when TB mentioned that one aircraft made by LDV

i thought its this thing not that thing

[craggy matrix]

[nova monolith]

[marsh steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/zombielandsaga-sakura-spray-begone-goaway-gif-13162288

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-seseren-roon-taihou-akagi-gif-9319149674490629356

[marsh steppe]

Begone

[nova monolith]

[hearty salmon]

I hope to god this is a joke , cus if this is a sane 20 something office worker with a driving license.

We are Fucked , with a capital F

[craggy matrix]

Its a Japanese danmachi weeb tf do you expect

[mortal hill]

No joke but what are they expecting for Bell

Get Ryuu? But he wanted Ais

Get Ais? But bro has Hestia

Pick a struggle

[mortal hill]

Also, get Hestia? Bro has promise with Artemis

[pastel oracle]

@mortal hill Oumi does in fact work too

[mortal hill]

Yes

[serene elm]

I guess that means 2 girls event

oh well

[hearty salmon]

My bad I forgot they were Japanese

[hearty salmon]

[craggy matrix]

they are braindead anyways

declining birthrate

that's why the animation exists

[craggy matrix]

similar to BRS

Hestia would be trust and ryu would be enemies

[rose spire]

Is it ok to say lion is the baddest hms girl?

[bold kayak]

i dunno but japanese are too insane with their delusions

[pastel oracle]

If you feel that way then it is ok

[craggy matrix]

japanese weebs be like

[mortal hill]

Also could do it with Argus

Its funny af

[pastel oracle]

[weary bolt]

Lion do be a baddie.

[ocean pawn]

https://youtu.be/DceviWlgaZM?si=jMHyd6ljT_3uZlCu

anime for president

[gusty fern]

wow

i believe in women empowerment

[ocean pawn]

only in the gym

[trim gyro]

I believe women are just as capable of being complete and utter bastards as men

[ocean pawn]

history agrees

after all we are humam

[viscid nest]

yes all humans beep boop

[modern yoke]

[ocean pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-dancing-gif-19375373

[pastel oracle]

[modern yoke]

I'm confused about what to do now

[modern yoke]

[gusty fern]

fucking 1 and a half days to make wool

just 2 wools

crazy

[agile silo]

In tonight's with Jimmy Fallon is...

[jade olive]

Probably have to add more sheep for faster production

But yeah wool is suffering

Just like milk

[trim gyro]

once you've got the 5 wool for the mission, you won't need any for a while so you have some time to save up

I'm short on scamcoins right now so I'm going to have to do the 250 manual logging/mining achievements to actually be able to unlock the next work slave

[craggy matrix]

[blissful oxide]

hey u

[agile silo]

Yes im Yu

[gusty fern]

Rooro

[blissful oxide]

thanks for the free labour

i can confirm she still have 69 stamina left

[trim gyro]

pretty sure the entire job system is fucked right now because the girls literally don't have the stamina to do any big jobs

[blissful oxide]

ikr

i remember doing smt takes 40 stamina

[shut crane]

just level them up 4head

get them to 200 stamina

[trim gyro]

200 still wouldn't be enough

[sinful flame]

What’s the island request that has a golden border? It gives 1000pts but I have no clue for what

[bold kayak]

whats the diff between girl and manjuu when doing stuffs?

[trim gyro]

seasonal ranking

[fervent ibex]

It'd be nice if they made job-related outfits for the girls. Looking at NJ actingthe lumberjack in her default skin is kinda jarring. I'm thinking flannel tied off, daisy dukes, and boots. Hell, I bet they could do a whole series of skins for the main game around this stuff and it'd sell like hotcakes! XD

[trim gyro]

also you get some rewards

[sinful flame]

Green for daily. Purple for urgent. Then there’s golden. Were u replying me Satan? No idea where to see seasonal ranking if that’s what it is

[blissful oxide]

seasonal ranking

[bold kayak]

i just use manjuu for almost everything since nj is always busy on cooking and sara on the barn

[blissful oxide]

go to season tab and check the last one

guhhh

[bold kayak]

also i still havent made a combo meal till now haha

[craggy matrix]

what the fuck

[blissful oxide]

I don't even know what's a combo meal yet

[blissful oxide]

yes?

[trim gyro]

sir this is #al-general

[sinful flame]

Where do I find season tab

[fervent ibex]

I've been wondering about that myself. When do combo meals unlock?

[blissful oxide]

what's ur island dev lv rn

[sinful flame]

14

[blissful oxide]

uhhh do u see the seasons tab at the right top screen?

along with other tabs

[sinful flame]

No wonder… thank u. I have been glancing past it all this time

[fervent ibex]

Yeah, they don't explain the UI very well. Very much a labor of discovery in places.

[trim gyro]

the UI also has a habit of breaking at inconvenient times

[fervent ibex]

Also, bets on how long the upcoming maintenance will be to fix all of the bugs in the new content? I'm thinking at least 12+ hours.

[peak knoll]

combo meals are bugged

seems like half the shops are bugged too

we cant sell in moomoo or in chik filla

game is just buggy as hell

[sinful flame]

But I’m very impressed that there’s a whole new game in a game .__.

[peak knoll]

half the bugs are just things that are completely in the open

[trim gyro]

I've got the teahouse open for cooking but can't sell there

[peak knoll]

it seems like they just didnt test anything and threw it out

[fervent ibex]

I'd be interested to see how many players are engaging in the island content compared to the main game. Also how much falloff there will be over the course of the week.

[sinful flame]

Feels like restaurant city mini version.

[peak knoll]

probably like 99%

mode sucks and is a grind fest

and has too many timegates

[sinful flame]

Me. I’m lvl 70+ but still at chapter 3. Here just to collect many ships and decorating things

[peak knoll]

and has like 300 bugs

im playing it but ill probably stop after this "season" ends

[sinful flame]

I might have seen that it ends somewhere in 2026 😮 far season

[peak knoll]

yeah its like 3-4 months long

u can get like 200-300 gems maybe

[trim gyro]

I doubt I'll be able to earn 400K this week lol

[peak knoll]

yeah the only way i make it is if the daily missions give me a tonne

[sinful flame]

I can’t see myself logging in every 30mins to get more coal and wood

[peak knoll]

and from the achievs on mining farming and cutting 250 times

next week will be impossible to get 400k

cos we will have no achievements or quests to give us like a free 300k

[trim gyro]

I am aiming for the manual collection achievements mainly because I need the scamcoin

[peak knoll]

everything is so expensive

[atomic dew]

Don’t forget to buy the island pass ™ nya

[trim gyro]

250 is only the 4th out of 6 achievements

[peak knoll]

i cant believe they thing people will go chop down 4 trees every 20 minutes 250 times

i assume the last step is 1000

thats going to chop logs every 20 minutes 83 times

well actually its not its 250

it would be over 83 hours ingame

[fervent ibex]

I just don't get who the audience is supposed to be for the island content. Whales who are willing to slap down serious dosh to get an advantage? That's the impression that I get.

[peak knoll]

i have no idea either, people say its just "beta testing" for manjuus new game azur promilla

but if azur promilla is like this? good luck to anyone at all playing it

[trim gyro]

shimakaze is a collection unlock, so if you want your speedy rabbit you have to grind the other girls

[fervent ibex]

True. On a personal level, I hate when crap is gated behind a grind/time gate to artificially inflate content.

[atomic dew]

That’s cope, it’s already having its own testing now

[peak knoll]

yeah me too

the biggest issue is it doesnt give anything really to the outside game

lots of people will ditch it because of this

it could be another version for manufacturing gear etc for the main game

[trim gyro]

time gating is just how these games work, still annoyed that that one seasonal request costs more gold that it rewards though

[signal eagle]

THE CARROTS!!! TTTHHHEEE CAAAARRROOOOOOOTSSSS

[blissful oxide]

wtf lv 21

[peak knoll]

i cant even reach level 21 today

im like 50exp short

[blissful oxide]

gatekeeped exp moment

[trim gyro]

I'm only halfway through 20

[fervent ibex]

Fair enough. It's free at least so...meh. It's something to do when I'm done with my main game chores.

[peak knoll]

whales ahead cos of this quest....

[signal eagle]

Not that

[trim gyro]

the fact that you can gather resources all you want only to do literally nothing with them is pretty grating

[fervent ibex]

Yeah. I'm gated by the carrots as well! XD

[signal eagle]

If you do all dailies, you can get level 21 as I am now

[peak knoll]

i did them all but i did some that only gave 20xp

[simple obsidian]

hi guys

[peak knoll]

so i was just screwed

[signal eagle]

And the peary quests give lots of gold

Which is the only possible way to get that much for the research

[trim gyro]

the persimmon quest literally gives less gold than it costs to get the items

[signal eagle]

You get like, 32k

At my stage

Which also allows you to speedrun the weekly quest of getting gold

[peak knoll]

this game mode sucks cos all the money you get is from quests

[signal eagle]

Which equates to 500 Island exp

Which once again, allowed me to get 21 this fast

[peak knoll]

you cant reach the 400k gold quest if you dont whale

[signal eagle]

You can

[blissful oxide]

🤯

[peak knoll]

u cant

[signal eagle]

I did

[peak knoll]

i have 312k only

[signal eagle]

I spent nothing

What stage peary quest are you?

[peak knoll]

i have 1 more to do and thats it

maybe my game bugged and i didnt get the money

nice game i guess

[trim gyro]

does manjuu eatery work? or do I wait to unlock it

[signal eagle]

See this, you'll understand how you can get the 400k

[peak knoll]

oh maybe i can get it with that then

[signal eagle]

The previous one gave me 32k as well

So that's 64k sitting there

[grand lodge]

[peak knoll]

but i need carrots

[signal eagle]

Do that through transport

That's how I got my early game carrots

[peak knoll]

all my transports need carrots

game sux

actually softlocked

[signal eagle]

I had that much yesterday, before I unlocked 21

That was after I did my transports

[peak knoll]

i just have this trash

[signal eagle]

Ouch

[peak knoll]

and all it gets me is 30 wood

[signal eagle]

Yeah, that sucks then

Rng screwed you

[peak knoll]

biggest scam of a lifetime

[trim gyro]

transport seems to be mostly scam as far as I can tell

[peak knoll]

they need a reroll system for sure

[signal eagle]

My rewards had carrots, then other transports needed 4-5 carrots, which gave me more resources

[molten obsidian]

Umas transport stuff in AL?

[blissful oxide]

what

[signal eagle]

But yeah, this is a poorly designed mode

[blissful oxide]

lol

[rancid compass]

the reroll: 10 of each resource for 1 reroll

[peak knoll]

guess i wait until tomorrow

[blissful oxide]

as usual the island naming is very... well

[molten obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-ウマ-gif-3513619256506705612

[peak knoll]

umas transport mode is probably actually thought out

lmao

[signal eagle]

Someone literally called their island "Seggsland"

[blissful oxide]

yes

maybe renaming it to pyongyang labour camp soon

[peak knoll]

has there not been more ships added to this dungeon anime collab?

or is 2 all we are getting

[blissful oxide]

guess only 2 since the skins alr release

[peak knoll]

i cant believe they didnt add the animal girl

[candid patio]

so 2 free ones again?

[peak knoll]

shes more of a main character than the elf

[rancid compass]

maybe it's related to if they could get the VA to participate

[peak knoll]

true actually

[oblique dove]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-headpat-laffey-bunny-gif-20301757

[blissful oxide]

kirk

[woeful jay]

finally

[blissful oxide]

lets go finally unlocking that plantation

after waiting 2 hours for a tofu (maybe)

[wheat cosmos]

Kansas or gouden next?

[merry robin]

Hey chat

[wheat cosmos]

[merry robin]

[gusty fern]

now wait for the tofu to be made a couple more hours

[merry robin]

Is @pastel oracle here?

Hi Infernal

[merry robin]

Gouden

[nova monolith]

Either both are Solid hard

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-seseren-roon-taihou-akagi-gif-9319149674490629356

[shut crane]

you've been carrotcucked

[rustic blaze]

I came here looking for some info. Please tell me that the Danmachi collaboration isnt only getting 2 characters. If this is how theyre going to do some collabs going forward, then I genuinely hate this kind of direction they're taking.

[shut crane]

it isn't only 2 characters

[blissful oxide]

how many

[shut crane]

idk

[blissful oxide]

bruh

[shut crane]

they asked me to tell them it's not just 2 characters

[rustic blaze]

I hope youre right willtell

[shut crane]

so I did

[rustic blaze]

Lol

[blissful oxide]

they

[shut crane]

I did what you asked!

[blissful oxide]

such a keyword

[rustic blaze]

Ah the technicality

[shut crane]

I'm a good boi

[blissful oxide]

ok what

the skk actually just grab the bee nest like nothing happened

only if i can do this irl

[peak knoll]

it probably is just 2 characters

but it looked like the collab idk messed up

or was delayed or whatever

[peak knoll]

cos it wasnt announced at jp anni even though it technically should have

cos cn announced 2 collabs

the danmachi one seemed delayed for some reason

cos they couldnt name it at the time

[shut crane]

they're calm and friendly bees

[peak knoll]

bees dont exist in al

the hives just appear

[blissful oxide]

def is..

[mortal hill]

they did tho, during the stream

[blissful oxide]

dont even attempt to sleep tonight.

[peak knoll]

yeah but they didnt name it it was just ???

[meager vine]

[peak knoll]

so they didnt manage to finalise it in time to properly announce it at the stream

[blissful oxide]

hhh

[austere mesa]

totally well thought out and balanced game mode
also releasing before going on vacay - surely nothing could go wrong

[peak knoll]

[blissful oxide]

vacay

💀

[rustic blaze]

Danmachi is the collab that should be a full on collaboration effort, not this new trend of 2 characters.

[blissful oxide]

maybe overtime salary was given while releasing ti frfr

[peak knoll]

danmachi deffo could have been a full one

[cosmic forge]

you say trend

can you say something else with 2 characters

[austere mesa]

missed opportunity for danmachi yamato

[blissful oxide]

dang it

[peak knoll]

black rock shooter

[blissful oxide]

1 hours 20 min for apple to advance quest

[rustic blaze]

The blackrock star collab thing

[cosmic forge]

so 1 = trend

[mortal hill]

i mean the announcement is for November collab, if they announced Danmachi it will just dismissed the suspense for the mysterious collab

[rustic blaze]

Yes a trend

[peak knoll]

billi billi also did 2

[cosmic forge]

alright

[peak knoll]

[rustic blaze]

Hopefully we'll be surprised with more characters. But its not looking likely.

[blissful oxide]

which sh just disrupted my screen

[peak knoll]

i doubt it at this point

[blissful oxide]

with a uhh resources collect inv

[peak knoll]

they need a setting to turn those off

and island planner notifications in general

[blissful oxide]

time to go offline

these supply are so shit only 1 can of juice

[runic totem]

bruh this collab has all what we need
hestia and ryuu

[rustic blaze]

Nah good sir, its missing a minimum of 3 more characters, with a max of 5 more

[atomic dew]

It’s a series with a ton of cuties

[runic abyss]

there was a post where someone legit had a breakdown because its NTR

[runic totem]

💀

[blissful oxide]

"what we need"

[runic totem]

ngl, ryuu n bell had plenty chemistry but author didn't want so he tossed ryuu thus skk being the based skk

[blissful oxide]

I'd imagine if al devs make a in-game survey abt opinion of collab ships to be added in-game, that's def only 5 responses abt them...

[runic totem]

ryuu x skk

[nova monolith]

this one @runic totem

[wheat cosmos]

Censored

[runic totem]

what rhe flip, this is so sad

dude actually got NTRed

[runic totem]

blame the author, i dropped the series the moment bell didn't marry ryuu

[blissful oxide]

using natural to censor it

magnificent

[runic totem]

ryuu now got a based husband

[bleak maple]

Will they show shikikan?

[runic totem]

hestia is
single mom in our area now

[mortal hill]

ah yes reddit

place full of misinfo

[wheat cosmos]

Single goddess in your local area

[blissful oxide]

ryuu lion and lion

[hasty wing]

wait, his writing is this fire?

[mortal hill]

the last time the official posted was for the manga

[modern yoke]

[wheat cosmos]

Bath scene was wild

[austere mesa]

L4D but AL

[blissful oxide]

bro used up 690j of energy to punch a screen

💀

[modern yoke]

[nova monolith]

its a Pachinko animation like it says here, like God Eater's Intro was actually from a Pachinko Slot Machine game

[bleak maple]

rip

[mortal hill]

when EN player dont understand JP and spread funny shit to misinfo everyone

thankfully i know what a gambling machine is

[wheat cosmos]

🎰

[buoyant river]

time to sleep

good night all

[weary bolt]

Place your bets on which URs are gonna appear.

[wheat cosmos]

Nano

[weary bolt]

I'm going for Musashi, New Jersey, Shinano, Zweimarck, maybe Yorktown II.

[wheat cosmos]

[runic totem]

hidenburg swimsuit when

[blissful oxide]

google translate

[mortal hill]

i dont need that

[blissful oxide]

but what if it translate to the wrong information too

[blissful oxide]

ofc u dont

[atomic dew]

Green ladies

[mortal hill]

[tired crown]

Hindenburg with a burger when
Same with meckleburg

[blissful oxide]

[nova monolith]

Kinda sad some animation is stuck with just a game, than released within the public...

Lucky if it actually gets archived like God Eater's or not at all...

[wheat cosmos]

[gusty fern]

damn i didnt knew this one had a huge implied nipple

[mortal hill]

I mean let them be

AL "animation" should be rebooted

[upper flame]

[hearty salmon]

Holy moly

[fallen coyote]

DEV lvl. 30 Mecklen getting Total Stats over 7150

[tired crown]

Meckleburger

[hearty salmon]

So many big boobs

[agile silo]

bird meat

[hearty salmon]

[tired crown]

[hearty salmon]

My kinda woman

[tired crown]

[agile silo]

[fallen coyote]

they get bigger the more stats the ships have

[hearty salmon]

Or maybe they get bigger the more of kashino's milk they drink

[runic totem]

even gfl2 DP-12 massive tits ain't as big as the average ship girl boobs

i love this game

[nova monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/kowalski-noted-penguins-penguins-of-madagascar-gif-1306663699157096677

[hearty salmon]

Well GLF doesn't have a cow with massive megatits

[mortal hill]

already got the neccesary content, just need a studio and a good producer for that

[hearty salmon]

hint hint

[trim gyro]

artist does not like battleships apparently

[tired crown]

Hint hint hint

[agile silo]

https://tenor.com/view/gfl2-klukai-416-kh416-swimsuit-gif-5375052756068886781

[hearty salmon]

That's like

UvH size

or drake

not that drake

our AL drake

I'm talking Kimono kashino

big huge megatits

[sick crest]

Wb the one in #off-topic

[hearty salmon]

so large they're bigger than a human torso

[hearty salmon]

That's like

Musashi or shinano sized

Kronk if we're generous

[tired crown]

Nothing can beat the cow

[hearty salmon]

But I will not deny

that is some major mommy issues waiting to awaken inside of me

Like damn

she kisses you

and calls you a good boy

[hearty salmon]

I would fold so fast I'd turn into a god damn 4 dimensional hypercuve

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-falls-in-love-close-up-gif-15191490740796280635

[mortal hill]

there's a 4chan post for that

[hearty salmon]

But

I want

[mortal hill]

someone got turned into mommy issue

[hearty salmon]

I want a real woman

with large boobs

to just snu snu me

and kiss me

and call me a good boy

[gusty fern]

goo goo ga ga ahhhhh

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-hungry-nibbles-tom-and-jerry-feed-me-mouth-gif-15179050

[keen wasp]

My gift card waiting for me in heaven

[hearty salmon]

MOMMY

GOO GOO GA GA

[mortal hill]

glutton

[hearty salmon]

WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHH

👶

Forgive me but

I must be her little pogchamp

[atomic dew]

[hearty salmon]

Yes momma

I'm good

[hearty salmon]

She is OUR fatty

Like uhh

[gusty fern]

but she's not fat

[hearty salmon]

the fatty in Umamusume

[gusty fern]

she's perfect shape

[hearty salmon]

The one that always eats a lot

[gusty fern]

she just has great metabolism

[hearty salmon]

All the fat went to the right places

[mortal hill]

LMFAO

[gusty fern]

nice boob size

[hearty salmon]

Very nice hip to waist ratio as well

and I see a very thick pair of thighs

Mmm

Delicious

[blissful oxide]

right places

[gusty fern]

very nice curves yes

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-lovely-gordon-ramsay-uncharted-tasty-delicious-gif-23343751

[woeful mica]

why is so big.,,

adds weight like formidable....

heavy

[mortal hill]

weight

[blissful oxide]

worth it

[mortal hill]

gravity doesn't work

[blissful oxide]

make formid like crusher

[mortal hill]

the dev bugged it out

[blissful oxide]

great

[viscid sedge]

you talking about Helen/DP-12? xD

[hearty salmon]

I need Pics

[hearty salmon]

dw1AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So much

front heavy weight

Delicious

[austere anvil]

is this game good yet

?

[hearty salmon]

And that waist fat

Yummy

[blissful oxide]

insane question

[hearty salmon]

Always has been

[trim gyro]

those look heavy

[daring vale]

why do people always post the low res versions
heres the highres

[mortal hill]

thats some question

[ocean pawn]

because d site

deal with it

[woeful mica]

snowbreak surely breaks a lot of commanders

[viscid sedge]

thats GFL2 my guy xD

[woeful mica]

what the heck is happening in gfl2

[candid patio]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G2Ku9vnbwAAgK3H.jpg:large

meat so good

[hearty salmon]

I uh

I uhhh

uh

mommy?

[viscid sedge]

DP-12 evolved from mommy to busty milf all you need to know

[ocean pawn]

call of duty mobile collab

I spam the AS Val free skin to annoy my coworkers that don't understand anime

[hearty salmon]

Good enuf

where's the hot sexy mommy

[viscid sedge]

xD

[hearty salmon]

AUGHHHHHHHHHH

So much booba

[daring vale]

im deleting it

[pastel estuary]

When is alsace getting rerun

[trim gyro]

probably some time next year

[hearty salmon]

Peter booba

such

[mortal hill]

2026 or 2027

[hearty salmon]

curvy boobs

[mortal hill]

choose wisely

[trim gyro]

unzen is up first

[lament palm]

Lol

Unzen could use an oath skin

[mortal hill]

talking about high res...

[viscid sedge]

Chinese GFL2 players: Heh GFL2 is gonna get a global release surely they will be upset with Raymond situation to!
Global Players: Looks at Daiyan Damn you reformed a former terrorist? based!

[trim gyro]

I'd have to get two more unzens instead of one

[broken magnet]

Is danmachi collab only hestia and ryu?

[lament palm]

She's a good girl so it's fine

And yes, only those two

Disappointing

[broken magnet]

Ah so they'll do it like Blackrock shooter

[viscid sedge]

bruh they skipped the goddamn floof ._.

[broken magnet]

Lili

[trim gyro]

as if AL doesn't have enough floof

[viscid sedge]

wrong floof i'm talking about the fox xD

[broken magnet]

Oh

[lament palm]

Amagi having an oath skin is enough for me now tbh

Nagato, Amagi, Nano missing

[broken magnet]

Imagine no kurumi on date a live collab

[trim gyro]

so does that oath skin work for both amagis?

[mortal hill]

impossible

[lament palm]

Lili would've been nice

[abstract prairie]

thats a crime

[mortal hill]

thats like 6 character for a major collab LOL

[lament palm]

No lol

Only cv

[viscid sedge]

Mamagi was like "bet" and went with what in reality would be the most revealing outfit ever for a wedding outfit xD

[trim gyro]

it's an oath skin arms race

[lament palm]

Amagis oath skin is not even that revealing

[trim gyro]

https://preview.redd.it/amagi-oath-skin-revealed-v0-3kwiyn22vinf1.png?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=dc12956405cc48f10c8daed83930c3257efea71b

[lament palm]

Seen worse

Musashi comes to mind

[trim gyro]

put on your glasses

[lament palm]

There's plenty of see through wedding gowns lol

[lament palm]

Better than straight up a hole on them

[viscid sedge]

you cannot tell me that the middle of the outfit wouldn't be in reality revealing her crotch xD

[lament palm]

The question is why she's not wearing anything underneath

[trim gyro]

she's prepared

[mortal hill]

Sea Nami

[ocean pawn]

Nami?

[mortal hill]

the artist

[viscid sedge]

prepared for the consequences

[mortal hill]

brah

[ocean pawn]

same va as one piece or something..oh

[tired crown]

Does this beat the kashino

[hearty salmon]

Me when Terrorist :
Me when terrorist hot :

[ocean pawn]

no

[tired crown]

[hearty salmon]

mmm nomable tsundere thighs

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-gif-20609847

[lavish oracle]

i heard about this yuri genre

post pics of it pls

im a visual learner

[viscid sedge]

https://vxtwitter.com/AkiraToriyama/status/1973712399330119924

Not Akira (@AkiraToriyama)

Is this the thing that gamers really want?

Because I do want more or this! https://t.co/hKsfA21MFL

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 2, 2025, 11:31 AM

[lavish oracle]

😳 👉 👈

mommy?

[ocean pawn]

wat game dis

[viscid sedge]

GFL2

[ocean pawn]

gfl?

which gun

[viscid sedge]

DP-12

now known as Helen xD

[lavish oracle]

👅 👅

when is she arriving to EN?

[mortal hill]

batman femboy!

[lavish oracle]

im bored and I have 40k cubes stockpiled in gfl2

[ocean pawn]

woman is nice, gun looks like crap

[lavish oracle]

ok and?

big tiddies

[umbral stone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/824839560043167744/965374006607900682/taihoulick.gif

[mortal hill]

he's beginning to believe

[ocean pawn]

did you read what i said

[mortal hill]

@full mulch lore accurate SKK

[stable plank]

dp12 is, as far as im aware, a piece of shit

[lavish oracle]

big tiddies cancels out the negativity of the gun being bad bro

[ocean pawn]

the first part

[stable plank]

its a meme gun, much like the deagle

[umbral stone]

there's a hidden camera angle that literally shows her panties with an exposing pose

[ocean pawn]

i take the desert eagle very seriously

[umbral stone]

[lavish oracle]

prove it

[hearty salmon]

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Honestly

what makes this hotter

is the fact that we bagged her

[stable plank]

well its an overpriced meme gun thats unreliable. is it cool as hell? yeah. is it 3 grand and 100cpr cool? no not really

[umbral stone]

ok found it but am not gonna post it here

[viscid sedge]

[stable plank]

but i mean. whats reliability matter when its a range toy anyways

[viscid sedge]

I have it too and i won't post it for exactly the same reason, i don't wanna get kicked out of the server xD

[umbral stone]

kicked out for panties

fucking LMAO

[stable plank]

banned for panties when recent skins have much worse would be super funny

[umbral stone]

indeed

[hearty salmon]

DMs

[hearty salmon]

no no my friend

it's Gungirl MILF panties

[shut crane]

just helena

[stable plank]

helena boobies

[shut crane]

mmm yes

[hearty salmon]

Helena precious

protec

[umbral stone]

i'll just post it in #off-topic

[umbral stone]

screenshot i mean

still safe

[signal delta]

[viscid nest]

44/50 feels like it's takes forever

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/goddess-of-victory-nikke-nikke-dorothy-lick-peropero-gif-6023305852273589665

[blissful oxide]

me with 16/50:

[shut crane]

big wife

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-ホロライブ-hologra-ホロぐら-nekomata-okayu-gif-25417162

BOOBSSSSSSS

LICKLICKLICK

[blissful oxide]

shipgirl posting time?

[shut crane]

always

[blissful oxide]

mhm

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/goddess-of-victory-nikke-nikke-dorothy-lick-peropero-gif-6023305852273589665

[umbral stone]

https://tenor.com/view/goddess-of-victory-nikke-nikke-dorothy-lick-peropero-gif-6023305852273589665

[hearty salmon]

yes

commence the posting of waifus

[merry robin]

[mortal oyster]

so beautiful

[teal girder]

doro

[umbral stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1247006798817394728/1248135812600827965/action.gif

[meager vine]

birbs

[fervent ibex]

Well, that was interesting. I was standing in the Windswept Plains and my avatar fell through the map. Kinda funny to see it happen but, happily, not a real problem. I just opened the map and teleported somewhere else. Another bug/glitch that'll need to be fixed I guess.

[short silo]

Open the door!

[stable plank]

[agile silo]

Mf its AI

DAMNIT

[stable plank]

obviously

[hearty salmon]

mmm

[short silo]

I am not surpised since it is for a meme.

[hearty salmon]

Boobs

big boobs

[mortal hill]

@mortal oyster ello

[hearty salmon]

birb boobs

yummy

[gusty fern]

did nimi knock?

[nova monolith]

posting this before getting nuked

[agile silo]

no

[gusty fern]

nah that's not getting nuked

trust

[weary trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-bro-chicken-pinch-gif-14109769

[hearty salmon]

AUGHHHHHHHH

Must

night battle

[nova monolith]

[weary trellis]

night battles eh?

[meager vine]

[weary trellis]

steals schobbob's cubes

[mortal hill]

https://x.com/una_una1203/status/1974391026044608710

mako (@una_una1203)

cosplay

アズールレーン 天城 玉座落鸞

#碧藍航線 #AzurLane

X · Oct 4, 2025, 8:27 AM

[meager vine]

where floofy tails

[mortal hill]

Took it off

[meager vine]

I require floof

[blissful oxide]

9.44 formis spotted

[pastel oracle]

[nova monolith]

oh shit

i did not notice that

[gusty fern]

what?

[viscid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/daiyan-bonk-gif-17651107186854475058

[hearty salmon]

Holy hips

Lore accurate

[nova monolith]

forgor what I sent got suggestive like that one NJ pic

[hearty salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[blissful oxide]

boob jiggle physics disabled

[gusty fern]

[blissful oxide]

kekw

[mortal hill]

You should list every mama lane we have

[pastel oracle]

[hearty salmon]

Thighs

[placid gulch]

-w- ohayooooo

[hearty salmon]

Getting bonked by a thick thighed onee-san

pog

[mortal hill]

Apr

[weary trellis]

l

[ancient mulch]

Daaammit

[placid gulch]

fenri ohayo

[ancient mulch]

DAAAMMIT

[placid gulch]

Infu ohayo

rzr ohayo

[blissful oxide]

hi

[placid gulch]

RB ohayo

[weary trellis]

I can now say ohayo using a milk pudding cover

[mortal hill]

The coloured vers will be peak

[placid gulch]

ohayooo

[ancient mulch]

Yooo kim

[blissful oxide]

yes

[ancient mulch]

who are you bombing today?

[blissful oxide]

someone from labour camp

[hearty salmon]

Pog art

[ancient mulch]

Why not bombing GamerLifeYT8 too?

[mortal hill]

Very pretty

[ancient mulch]

i heard that he works with the NATO

[hearty salmon]

So much wife

[blissful oxide]

he's not from here

[hearty salmon]

[blissful oxide]

that is no threat

[ancient mulch]

how you can be sure?

[blissful oxide]

cuz he don't own nuke

yep 12 am now time for some wordle

[ancient mulch]

Indeed...they are warships, so their size would be like that

[blissful oxide]

musashi

[hearty salmon]

I am down horrendous for dommy mommy biscuit

[mortal hill]

@pastel oracle what if we get another fancy-like this halloween

[ancient mulch]

Ooohhhh

i love that furniture

[mortal oyster]

@mortal hill ello

i see NJ

[mortal hill]

The J

[gusty fern]

I'd get both fancy and the new one

[ancient mulch]

New jersey its life

[ancient mulch]

she´s my first Level 125 ship

[mortal oyster]

big J

[nova monolith]

its like this one ||need to remove this after some time||

[mortal oyster]

🥐

[mortal hill]

https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1974504789401850079

Holy shit @sinful vapor we got babel

Azur Lane Official (@AzurLane_EN)

Dear Commander,

The collab furniture will be available for a limited time between 10/9 - 10/22, 11:59 P.M. (UTC-7). Enter the Labyrinth City and embark on an adventure with Hestia and Ryu Lion!

#AzurLane #Yostar #Danmachi

X · Oct 4, 2025, 4:00 PM

[blissful oxide]

done

[gusty fern]

Ooooh

[blissful oxide]

wtf is that furniture

[ancient mulch]

quaso

[ancient mulch]

bro, we can have berlin wall now

[agile silo]

these are both in the library

[ancient mulch]

we can protect our room from the titans

[blissful oxide]

not in a hurry

[ancient mulch]

just mount some Flak cannons on it

[blissful oxide]

why not emp radar

[ancient mulch]

why not C-RAMs?

[gusty fern]

Last time mine got nuked with a tiny bit of implied camel toe

[blissful oxide]

replica won't be too good

[gusty fern]

lol

[blissful oxide]

the bullets is a waste

[blissful oxide]

get lv 16 in island when

[gusty fern]

hah.. get me in your whitelist

[agile silo]

Im playing it in Sandy

[ancient mulch]

lil enterprise forever

[mortal hill]

Orario furniture go brrr

[blissful oxide]

wait how much servers do u even have on that acc

[blissful oxide]

not online rn

[mortal hill]

I remember when Amagi was very new

[ancient mulch]

you cant just choose when to be online in azur lane, azur lane chooses when you will be online

[rancid compass]

Smh

Sandy still best server

[blissful oxide]

extra sandy buff aa

[mortal hill]

Suffer major setback with the longest maint

[blissful oxide]

hmmm sounds abt right
but internet and electricity solves everything

[rancid compass]

@vague ether i know someone who isn't on the Sandy server

[ancient mulch]

what does changes between Sandy server and Lil enterprise?

[blissful oxide]

idk too

[ancient mulch]

i have been using little enterprise and nothing changed

[pastel oracle]

[ancient mulch]

how sure you are of that?

[blissful oxide]

u can't enable a device where the point of al select u to be online

[vague ether]

my name is uss dan diego

[rancid compass]

the only difference between the servers is if it's CN JP or EN

[blissful oxide]

Dan diego

[ancient mulch]

They are CHINESE my man

CHINESE

[nova monolith]

that one was also my first lol

[blissful oxide]

I'm afraid u haven't installed solar panel on ur phone yet

[nova monolith]

it was a Seaside Daydreams Taihou one

[ancient mulch]

who says so?

[ancient mulch]

the heaven

[blissful oxide]

xi

anyways time to go to sleep see ya

[ancient mulch]

Have a good sleep my bro

[rancid compass]

mine was Cleveland being buttnaked with only a Shirt in a party scene in the background
good times

[blissful oxide]

alr

luckily ya didn't got image ban

[ancient mulch]

whut?

its just a russian soldier, idk why i would get banned

[placid gulch]

huge ass furniture

[outer verge]

It's actually a 2 ship collab wtf is this

[nova monolith]

Fair

[placid gulch]

it's like the BRS one

[outer verge]

[ancient mulch]

Agree, a bit bland

but meh, works

[potent moss]

[nova monolith]

||But Edward with the Hakuhou and Taihou one by Siu was heaven sent||

[ancient mulch]

they could have done a bigger one, Ais wallenstein or the Kitsune girl

[rancid compass]

the question is, can you get the VA to work for it

[full mulch]

Wuh, seriously?

[ancient mulch]

perhaps this event its small due the Date a live thinga

[full mulch]

We got only two girls from Danmachi?

[placid gulch]

[outer verge]

Date a live is in the late November time slot

[placid gulch]

y'all want 4 banners straight or what

[ancient mulch]

Yes

[rancid compass]

yes

[ancient mulch]

that´s what many pay for

[vagrant coyote]

Orario dorm

[outer verge]

There's more than enough time to do a full collab + tempesta + full collab

[ancient mulch]

agree

[outer verge]

With lite reruns in the middle

[rancid compass]

better yet, make it 2 banners at the same time

[outer verge]

so yes 5 straight banners

[placid gulch]

this b pays for cubes

[clever gazelle]

Yeeee

[lament palm]

One Collab would've been enough had they chosen the actual good girls from the danmachi show