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manic latch
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It's called scheme H

maiden citrus
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I mean to be fair they won't let me make CAs with more than 10'' belt in rtw2

shrewd pecan
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you could probably make something extremely cursed by abusing the game in the rightways

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I was thinking retrofitting exsting BBs would probably do the trick

manic latch
# manic latch It's called scheme H

Dimensions: 262,1 (wl) 270,4 (oa) x 33 x 10,6m 
Displacement: 45.000tons (standard), 52.000tons (full load)
Armour: 208mm Deck, 310mm Belt
Engines: 212.000shp, 4 shafts
Speed: 60km/h (32,5knots)
Range: 27.800km at 28km/h (15.000nm at 15knots)
Armaments: 
4x4 203mm/55 RF Mark 16 Guns,
14x2 127mm/54 Mark 18 DP-AA Guns,
6x2 76mm/70 Mark 23 AA Guns

maiden citrus
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I knew jaba would follow up on

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'you can make something by abusing the game'

manic latch
spiral cedar
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Atlanta

shrewd pecan
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guns: yes

manic latch
spiral cedar
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Oh

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Why would you

manic latch
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Increased firepower

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Without making ship longer

shrewd pecan
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sounds like a nightmare tbh

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ergo wise

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especially if its a smaller caliber turret ontop

strong plank
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the wedding cake turret

spiral cedar
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Kearsarge?

shrewd pecan
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I'm guessing it was a nightmare getting ammo to the top turret

manic latch
manic latch
maiden citrus
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it also had protection issues iirc

shrewd pecan
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(Don't google image search STRV-103)

manic latch
tough quail
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not biased at all

shrewd pecan
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Virginian

manic latch
tough quail
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me

shrewd pecan
spiral cedar
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Dreaming of California weather...

frigid karma
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it's hot

spiral cedar
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Same here

frigid karma
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and i live pretty close to the shore too

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so

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i can only imagine what it's like somewhere more east

manic latch
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You give me Florida vibes

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Are you?

frigid karma
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Kremlin

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read

manic latch
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Oi shore means lot of things

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What if you are like at the top of Florida

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Hmm

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Tennessee?

humble mulch
frigid karma
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Dreaming of California weather...
here

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is

manic latch
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Yeah you dream it

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Means you don't have it

frigid karma
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is tennessee even next to the sea

manic latch
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Nope

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But it's close to the shore

frigid karma
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Kremlin i live in cal

manic latch
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I know less than 10 Americans. And 2 of them lives in Cal

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Damn

spiral cedar
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Well, it's a big state

frigid karma
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About 12% of the US population lives in California

manic latch
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40 million people

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It's a country if you cut it out

spiral cedar
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World's...what, 4th largest economy?

maiden citrus
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something like that

shrewd pecan
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tbh

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nothing really beats early Minnesota winter where there's snow but its not the miserable wastes of January

spiral cedar
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What’s this about belt sloping on CL-55

maiden citrus
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I suppose the angle is pretty minor either way

fierce sparrow
tough quail
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da

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i remember those in the 1920s

ivory ridge
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So true

dusty kraken
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I remember these being used to drop paratroopers on France during the D-Day landings

spring briar
spring briar
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Hoche after she got modernised

maiden citrus
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little cutie

spring briar
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her modernisation really helped

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vs

ivory ridge
eternal veldt
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Wow, I see I missed a lot of stuff, both hot and cold

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And the opportunity to drop the funny crane battleship that is Kearsarge

spring briar
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hi silverino

eternal veldt
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Hi Richelino

spring briar
eternal veldt
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Also, time to drop the funny housing BB, nothing glamourous like Mikasa's aquarium, of course

maiden citrus
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bm (battleship mansion)

spring briar
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bruh

ivory ridge
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Inter-war italy moment

desert agate
ivory ridge
spring briar
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my man thinks it's still the 1880's

ivory ridge
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I must admit i didnt really like her at first compared to Cavour

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But her weirdness is starting to grow on me

eternal veldt
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island is eccentric, that's for sure

ivory ridge
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Apartment building

eternal veldt
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Fucking Italian copypastas, non-original plagiarisation of the Queen Annes' Mansions, smh

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My turnitin index is ringing BuckyPrideZoom

ivory ridge
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Bro

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Indonesia

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Coming in clutch with the

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Superfiring 76

spring briar
ivory ridge
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The 72 VLS on 6.5k tons tho sounds uh

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Yeah

zealous vine
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Been thinking about it..

Do navies actually engage the enemy with both planes, and ships at the same time?

gilded girder
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We need more gun tbh

ivory ridge
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Next Italian DDG class will probably have a 127 and 3 76

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Because why not

gilded girder
zealous vine
junior trench
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There's like

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Three times I can think of where there was a chance for it to happen

zealous vine
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Oh wait

junior trench
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And two of those times it didn't happen

alpine onyx
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Final battle of Bismarck had a few Swordfish trying to get a drop, but having to abort

junior trench
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Glorious could conceivably have had planes in the air if the CO wasn't a fuck up

zealous vine
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Ah

junior trench
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But Samar is the only major example I can think of off the top of my head

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And that was solely down to the unexpected nature of the engagement

alpine onyx
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Maybe Casablanca, I would have to look up the timetable

zealous vine
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Is this rarity of such event due to just how rare surface engagements are, and along with that, planes having to come along (which in itself, does discourages surface engagements anyway)

junior trench
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Planes have such a huge range advantage

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The only other possible case is like

zealous vine
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Thanks. I'll read bout Samar more

junior trench
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Hypothetical Yamato and co limping out of the first strikes

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Into the 6 FBBs and all their escorts

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With the second strike being given the go ahead

zealous vine
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I remember that

junior trench
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Even as that's happening

eternal veldt
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I think the airstrikes on the cruisers during Empress Augusta Bay was after the surface action, if I recall

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and yea, I think Casablanca kinda counts? The US was surprised that Jean Bart was still operational and still taking potshots at the cruisers, so they called in an airstrike from Ranger

spring briar
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If Casablanca counts

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then Mers El Kebir too

eternal veldt
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So does First Guadalcanal, I guess?

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Enterprise telling Hiei to sod off

chilly osprey
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There are a number of actions in the Med that should count

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At both Calabria and Cape Spartivento you have Swordfish trying to torpedo ships

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Likewise the action off Gavdos (Vittorio Veneto vs cruisers phase) ended when Swordfish began trying to make attack runs.

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And then at 2nd Sirte you have air attacks on the convoy while surface action is going on

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And at Pantelleria, there was also bomber attacks during the action. Including friendly-fire.

zealous vine
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Ah, I see

zealous vine
eternal veldt
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On June 18, pilot Tim Macdonald (L) and sonar specialist Jeremie Morizet (R), onboard the submersible Limiting Factor, located a torpedo rack undeniably from the USS Samuel B Roberts (DE 413): "The Destroyer Escort that fought like a battleship" during the Battle off Samar, 1944.

junior trench
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can we hang a plaque on it?

eternal veldt
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Wait till they find the actual wreck first.

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Should be in relative good shape given what we've seen of Johnston so far (I hope).

spring briar
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was samuel b roberts hit by yammy?

eternal veldt
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Not that I recall.

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Johnston was hit by a 15cm shell possibly from Yamato as I recall.

spring briar
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didn't yammy hit Johston with 3 18.1" shells amidships?

eternal veldt
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Here we go again, have to take another look

spring briar
eternal veldt
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Here.

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might have.

spring briar
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hhmmm

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I don't think it would've made that big of a difference

junior trench
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honestly

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I prefer that Yamato didn't

junior trench
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because it makes IJN wankers mald

ivory ridge
spring briar
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kongo malders win though

junior trench
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yeah but

alpine onyx
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can always be happy for Bongou

desert agate
spring briar
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and making kongo seem like anything but a relic of the past upgraded to try and make it compete in ww2 is also sad

alpine onyx
desert agate
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Bingo Bango bongo I'm so happy in the kongou

junior trench
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Kongo gets affected by the "Scottish/Welsh/etc are British when convenient for the English" effect for the meme

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which makes me laugh

spring briar
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right I completely forgot that

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"mikasa is the last british bb" people

alpine onyx
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Kongou falls under the "Naval Command acknowledges they are useless, still they achieve more than the "valuable assets" and that's hilarious" tag

chilly osprey
# zealous vine Just thought about it, occurences specifically like these don't happen more beca...

Really depends on the situation. Generally speaking it's quite hard to coordinate aircraft and ships in the same space in WWII, as friendly fire incidents can easily happen (and did). It also depends on who you are/where you are. Ex, the Royal Navy rarely got a chance to mass its carriers until late in WWII, so many of the times they used carrier strikes they were pretty piecemeal. In contrast the USN and IJN tended to concentrate their carrier strike potential into much stronger or more continuous blows.

alpine onyx
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and such

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I appreciate them

desert agate
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Kongous are good botes

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Not biased

chilly osprey
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'these are bad therefore they are expendable and we shall actually use them'

eternal veldt
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I mean, if you want IJN wankers mald

spring briar
chilly osprey
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imagine not using your most modern battleships whenever the opportunity arises

eternal veldt
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...just remember Hoel's torpedoes made Yamato execute a turn to turn away from the battlefield, and too late to turn back if I recall

chilly osprey
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this post was made by the RM gang, totally sitting in port the entire war

desert agate
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Still more valuable than every other Japanese capital unit excluding Yamato herself

junior trench
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smh

eternal veldt
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Actually, hit

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may I give you something really interesting?

desert agate
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Yiss

junior trench
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we never got to have the timeline where Washington guts one of the Yammies off Guadalcanal and the beached wreck turns into a battle site between the USMC and the IJA + remaining crew

desert agate
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👀

desert agate
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I'll dowoad it by 100% legitimate means later

eternal veldt
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It's paperback only.

desert agate
manic latch
spring briar
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my headcanon where Duquesne underwater AP nukes Trento

alpine onyx
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Looking through Mutsu's career, for a ship that was around for like half the Pacific war she did an awful lot of nothing

eternal veldt
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...Did Nagato do a lot, honestly?

spring briar
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my undy summoning spell worked

eternal veldt
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Minus Sho-Go 1

spring briar
eternal veldt
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Well, and Climb Mount Niitaka

alpine onyx
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Not sure tbh, but in Mutsu's case she might as well have blown up in 1941

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and not much would change

manic latch
desert agate
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Headcanon where HMAS Sydney sinks Kormoran and then proceeds single handedly win the Pacific war

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Sinking the entire IJN

spring briar
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headcanon where the MN and RM are not forgotten

eternal veldt
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tbh, the curious thing is that many people argue that the IJN should have deployed the BBs to Guadalcanal, i.e. Nagato/Yamato

ivory ridge
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My headcanon where im happy

eternal veldt
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The thing is, as I recall, the Kongous by that point are redesignated as "high speed battleships"

spring briar
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8" belt of ww1 armor
8" belt of ww1 armor

chilly osprey
eternal veldt
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and I'm not exactly sure if sending Fusou and Ise down there are going to solve issues DunktsukiStare

chilly osprey
spring briar
manic latch
eternal veldt
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Actually, hit

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let's tell these people the legendary Tojokistan lore, shall we

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Mogami leads a revolt against the IJA, sails up to Sagami Bay and destroys every IJA transport

spring briar
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that one timeline where britain supports the confederacy

eternal veldt
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There was also some wild shit involving seaplane bombers IIRC

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but ahem, end result, Tojo ends up fleeing Japan and end up in some place where the water doesn't reach him

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for Yamamoto has tainted it BuckyPrideZoom

manic latch
spring briar
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1917 revolution doesn't happen timeline

alpine onyx
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as long as they lend lease a crew on top

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might work

manic latch
eternal veldt
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I'd be scared if they lend lease an Iowa

spring briar
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the tsar gets overthrown but anastasia becomes tsarina

eternal veldt
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Who knows if the turrets are going to be operable again

spring briar
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and becomes the new catherine the great

manic latch
spring briar
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?

alpine onyx
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Iowa sits in port all day, most of the crew went ashore to fight on the ground

eternal veldt
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I don't know man, sounds more like ill-maintenance to me or than weather conditions

spring briar
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^

manic latch
spring briar
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the timeline where the russians continue the assault on eastern prussia in ww1

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leading to the end of the war in early 1916

manic latch
spring briar
manic latch
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I wonder

eternal veldt
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Iowa becomes an ice cream factory

manic latch
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If Russia win the Tsushima

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How much design changes would happen to Japan

spring briar
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wouldn't have mattered

manic latch
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For warships

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It wouldn't?

spring briar
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the land war would've gone wrong anyways

eternal veldt
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All the while, Iowa's crew figures a way to smuggle vodka on board

strong plank
chilly osprey
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imagine not being able to drink alcohol on your ships

eternal veldt
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You can

spring briar
eternal veldt
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"torpedo juice", as I posted elsewhere the other day

strong plank
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I prefer my battleships not covered in human excrement

eternal veldt
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cost: blindness, explosive diarrhea, extreme pain

chilly osprey
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O.o

spring briar
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methanol?

eternal veldt
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Yeap

spring briar
eternal veldt
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later added with Croton Oil

manic latch
eternal veldt
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to discourage people from extracting the alcohol from torpedo fuel

desert agate
strong plank
chilly osprey
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I don't recall off the top of my head if there were issues with excrement on her, but she was infested

spring briar
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you all seem to know a whole lot about the hygienic conditions of soviet warships

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curious

eternal veldt
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But yea...honestly, given the amount of radar suites on board Iowa, that's a lot of maintenance needed

strong plank
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British: aight here’s our battleship, please take good care of her
Russian crew:

eternal veldt
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As for Iowa in game, as of B hull (since A hull got removed, sadge):
Top of conning tower: Mark 27 radar.
Tower mast: TDY-1 Jammer, ECM antennae.
Foremast: SK-2, SG.
Main mast: SG
Mark 37 directors: Mark 12.
Abaft first funnel: DF antenna.
Mark 38 main gun directors: Mark 13 (! - Only very late/post-war Iowas had them installed, otherwise should be Mark 8 for most of WWII service).
Yardarms on both fore and main mast: ABK-7 identification radar, TBS Antenna, not radar, but nonetheless there.

chilly osprey
manic latch
eternal veldt
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What was it again

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HMS Erin

tough quail
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yeah that claim always seemed uh

eternal veldt
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Turkish accomodation had the shitter right next to the mess hall

tough quail
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bizarrely out there

eternal veldt
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without walls, if I recall

spring briar
tough quail
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you're correct silver

eternal veldt
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Where did Vae got that from, horse?

tough quail
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nothing builds trust like watching your bros take a fat shit while you eat lunch

eternal veldt
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genuinely curious if there's a booklet of general plans available

manic latch
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Or a forest near the port at worst

frank solar
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R.A. Burt's British Battleships 1905-1919

spring briar
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hi vae

eternal veldt
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Oh, I have that on hand. Thanks.

frank solar
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hello

spring briar
manic latch
tough quail
spring briar
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anyways dunno about y'all but I don't want to take the shit in arkhangelsk quote as fact until I see primary sources on it
especially as this exchange happened in the cold war

tough quail
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yeah

manic latch
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Like usual

chilly osprey
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sigh naturally that's the one book of the series that scribd doesn't have

spring briar
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and if it were true

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I'd expect it to be a clogged toilet that was never repaired

eternal veldt
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aaaaaaaaa

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I hate it

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I hate it

manic latch
spring briar
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Russian people are not by nature animals
even if their leaders treated them as such

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idk

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I'm just trying to empathise

tough quail
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maybe patton wrote about it

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since he was uh

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incredibly fond of writing about jews shitting on the floor

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over and over and over again

manic latch
spring briar
tough quail
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like there's genuinely like six claims about the jewish under his "care" shitting on the floor en masse

chilly osprey
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cue US army hiring Nazi's to tell them about the way the Soviets fight and taking at face value all the racial bullshit of how the Russians were animal-like and close to nature

manic latch
eternal veldt
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ngl, everytime I hear Patton now, I automatically associate it with the word Biscari immediately

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thanks guys

strong plank
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I’m looking for a source right now and finding uhh

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A lot of pics of bears onboard

tough quail
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usually before he goes on a weird tirade about how germans were "the one good race left in europe" and how he should instigate the holocaust 2: electric genocide

manic latch
strong plank
tough quail
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but it pales into the fucking deranged madness in his brain at the end of the war

manic latch
tough quail
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that would be fucking hilarious

spring briar
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I hate to break it to you all but
considering we have gone from hunter gatherers to a technological society in less than 6000 years
and considering we were literally just bashing rocks together for over a million years before that
our brains really haven't come that far yet

eternal veldt
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That's just even worse, letting the bear shit everywhere and not cleaning it up

manic latch
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Belomegalul to spite British

tough quail
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it's solidly less weird than just taking a dump on the ship yourself

strong plank
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For anyone interested, I located the source I had read many years ago. It was in a local library in an encyclopedia set called "The Illustrated Encyclopedia of 20th Century Weapons and Warfare". This was in the section for Arkhangelsk:

"As a bizarre sidelight on the Russian character, when she was returned in February 1949 it was found that every gun on board was still loaded, from 15-in down to 2-pdr pom-poms. In addition the mess decks were covered in human excrement."

tough quail
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but hey guys

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want the uh

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the absolute worst part of patton's diaries again

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just for a nice reminder

eternal veldt
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Just a...suspicion

tough quail
chilly osprey
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I mean, I will say, if you're dealing with random teenage conscripts, I'd not be completely shocked.

Just go into a boy's bathroom in a US public school and, uh, yeah...

eternal veldt
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Might one of the drain lines burst and it just left excrement in the mess?

tough quail
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...

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🤔

spring briar
tough quail
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that's...

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surprisingly sensible

manic latch
strong plank
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I served with an old 3 badged Royal Naval Able Seaman who was one of the working party when she was returned to the UK.
He said she was in such a state and so flithy inside that at the end of every working day the overalls they had been wearing were taken off them (and destroyed) and they were handed a new pair ready for the following day.

eternal veldt
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Given how awfully maintained the ship is

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It won't be surprising if something just burst and nobody gave a shit about it

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pun unintended

tough quail
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and then it gave the shit instead

spring briar
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I wouldn't even be surprised if the young sailors left the excrement as a little gift for their western capitalist friends
if you get what I'm trying to convey here

eternal veldt
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As in, poorly maintained as if it's some barracks/depot ship

strong plank
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So yeah in summary, for the love of god don’t lend the soviets an Iowa

manic latch
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what if toilets like explode and make all the storage flood the hall

tough quail
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i mean the soviets would actually use an iowa

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it's a little different for an obsolete battleship they're not actually really using

eternal veldt
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Wasn't Arkhangelsk not used for fear of losing her?

manic latch
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Why hide Ark

chilly osprey
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I think Stalin might suffer an early heart attack from the stiffy he'd pop at the thought of getting an Iowa

tough quail
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because shes leased iirc

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the plan was to swap her with cesare

eternal veldt
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Until the end of the war, the battleship never left the Kola Bay to carry out combat missions. Even to provide fire support for the offensive of Soviet troops in mid-October 1944 and disrupt the evacuation of German troops from Finnmark, although his mere appearance in the Varangerfjord would have thwarted all the plans of the Germans.

Apparently, Admiral Golovko was afraid of responsibility in case of loss of the ship. The only time the main caliber of the "Arkhangelsk" was fired with a blank volley on Victory Day.

spring briar
tough quail
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they were placeholders for the italian war prizes

eternal veldt
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Hang on for thirty seconds

chilly osprey
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I mean, they had pretty limited uses for a battleship in the northern arctic by that late in the war, and this limited reasons to risk Ark

eternal veldt
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Is that Joffre?

spring briar
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yes

eternal veldt
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oh, holy shit.

spring briar
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amazing

tough quail
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that do be joffre

eternal veldt
spring briar
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I'm pretty sure she's Iris
but they somehow put vichya on her

eternal veldt
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or even 1945 for Missouri, the conditions are about the same?

tough quail
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just plow her into the baltic

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that will be very fun on the coast

manic latch
tough quail
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those goofy german enclaves stuck on the baltic coast when a fucking iowa with a soviet ensign appears in the horizon

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screams in german

spring briar
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Iowa if anything happens to her hull

manic latch
strong plank
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?

tough quail
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im sorry western friends we thought it would be funny if we rammed a german transport ship with your modern battleship

spring briar
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america if it were connected to europe:

tough quail
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three different ones

eternal veldt
spring briar
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US ships and getting their bows stolen/cut off/blown off/lost

tough quail
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unfortunately this time fifteen thousand civilians die

eternal veldt
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I mean, Riche

chilly osprey
eternal veldt
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didn't Indomptable's bow got ripped off for repairs?

spring briar
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listen here

strong plank
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She’s smiling

eternal veldt
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and I'm fairly certain Bison's stern was stolen off by George Leygues, if I recall

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Gun and all

strong plank
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Fuck

spring briar
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do you know why seemingly so many US ships got their bows fucked?

strong plank
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Now I can’t unsee the pog face

eternal veldt
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Want me to change that with canned coal?

chilly osprey
eternal veldt
spring briar
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silver

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get me a list of US cruisers sunk during the war

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and how they got sunk

eternal veldt
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I stand corrected

spring briar
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armament reinforced

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nice

strong plank
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See that’s why I want Pittsburgh in the game

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“Don’t worry it’ll iron out”

eternal veldt
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Riche, I don't think getting bows sawed off is seemingly more common to the US, if you think that's the point I'm arguing on

spring briar
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No, I'm wondering if it has to do with survivor's bias

chilly osprey
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"Think it'll buff out?"

eternal veldt
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I'm thinking exactly that

spring briar
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because US cruisers TDS: ???

eternal veldt
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Because a hit elsewhere likely would be nailing the machinery or otherwise ammunition magazines

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And in that case you are fucked

spring briar
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so the only place to get hit is indeed the bow

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wow

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we were thinking the same thing

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crazy how that works

strong plank
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Her bow, nicknamed "McKeesport" (a suburb of Pittsburgh), was later salvaged by the tugboat USS Munsee and brought into Guam. The 104-foot section of bow broke off owing to poor plate welds at the Bethlehem Shipbuilding Co. at the Fore River Shipyard, Quincy, Massachusetts. The typhoon damage also earned her the nickname "Longest Ship in the World" as thousands of miles separated the bow and stern.

eternal veldt
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Javelin ate shit on both bow and stern

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Suzutsuki ate shit both bow and stern

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Kumano ate shit on the bow, still gasped for a good month and ate even more shit

spring briar
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just didn't want to say that us cruisers sank if hit anywhere else since I know little of the USN

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Akizuki was bent

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“Ain’t no thing”

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Well, the ones I can think of received multiple hits

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Helena ate 3 torps, not going to salvage that

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The three NOs received extensive bullying from Mikawa, with dangerous avgas blowing off to help

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...and then there's Northampton

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chilly osprey
tough quail
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turrets are optional

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chilly osprey
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I think that joke works better with Veneto

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Therefore, the conclusion is that getting your bow chopped off helps your ship live longer

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Get rekt damage control experts 😎

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i want joffre now

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YES

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and L'Indomptable

chilly osprey
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Actually, curious. Does anyone have any photos of Molotov with her bow blown off?

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thanks

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Australia Soyuz_wha

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where's the damage?

chilly osprey
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'you should see the other guy'

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'I ate him'

spring briar
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Queen Mary to Curacoa

chilly osprey
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Yeah, sorry, it was stern

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I had a brain fart because of all the bow discussion

eternal veldt
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doesn't seem too out of place.

chilly osprey
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Which is hilarious because the Northampton image is what made me think of it

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shit

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...

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Algérie is now a member of the Paolo Thaon di Revel-class OPVs

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oh no

chilly osprey
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Ok bow that's just weird

eternal veldt
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Honestly, to that ramming damage thing above

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Melbourne's motto should be "To show you the power of Melbourne, I sawed this boat in half"

chilly osprey
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XD

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Fucking hell, both Voyager and Frank E.Evans were clean half cuts

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you can't make this up

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hit, explain

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chaotic pictures

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Imagine losing only your bow not %30 of your whole front

eternal veldt
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git gud. Have you sailed without a bridge?

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and have it augmented with a couple bofors tubs?

spring briar
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like

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can't be worse than Liberté

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skill issue

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picric acid in the shells formed metal picrates

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which blew up

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speaking of wrecks

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phoenix is dead

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Oh, Richy, you might find this useful.

Shells in a Greek museum (Chania). Suposed to be Averof's 9.2" and 7.5" shells.

spring briar
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OI

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SHELLS

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are they 234's or 305's?

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nvm

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I can read in the forum

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Bf.109 fighter of the 2nd group of the 51st fighter squadron of the Luftwaffe (II./JG51) during repairs at the Soltsy airfield.

chilly osprey
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254mmm or 234mm and 190mm

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There is some debate as to the caliber of the larger ones

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where would the greek get 254mm from tho

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did averof have some provided when bought?

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and then they switched to 9.2"?

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I've gone to Crete so many times yet never seen this museum in chania

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fuck

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The Italian torpedo boat MAS-528 sets sail from the shore on Lake Ladoga.

spring briar
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isn't that near finland?

eternal veldt
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Oh, look

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Black Antifouling

chilly osprey
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Some MAS were deployed up there, yeah

spring briar
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man they even have models of the Hydras...

chilly osprey
spring briar
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hmm

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they have an Alaska model

eternal veldt
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Awfully low draft there.

spring briar
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shitty picture

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aight who wants to got to Crete with me?

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Italy gave some MAS to Finnish forces

spring briar
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Thank god we figured out how metallurgy worked

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The crew of the Finnish StuG III repairing their car on the outskirts of Vyborg

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and uh

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what's with the bird

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Hawk. Mascot of the Finnish SPGS I think

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neat

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Gangut under bombardment

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@spring briar
Turns out that São Paulo's nickname was "Obelix" WichitaDealWithIt

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The commander of the 12th division of Italian Navy torpedo boats, Captain D. Bianchini, Kriegsmarine officer Helmut Leissner and Luftwaffe Lieutenant Colonel Fritz Siebel on Lake Ladoga.

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Leningrad in Leningrad Rossiya_Pet

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Broken bow of the battleship "October Revolution" after the attack of German aircraft. On September 21, 1941, as a result of an attack by 26 German aircraft, three air bombs hit the bow (20 sp. area) of a ship anchored in the Peterhof roadstead. High-explosive bombs (100 or 250 kg.) Penetrated the upper 37-mm deck

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Italian battleship "Vittorio Veneto" firing in battle of Cape Spartivento

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Damaged in the battle of Cape Matapan, the Italian battleship Vittorio Veneto is being put into dry dock at Taranto. On the battleship wooden containers lifted aboard in front of the dock entrance, which were used to keep the ship afloat.

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@spring briar dcolonChampy

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why

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Ouch

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Italian battleship "Conte di Cavour" during the start of work on lifting the battleship from the bottom of Taranto.

past laurel
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Time to watch someone lose their mind ranting at us and then exaggerate some things for comedic effect
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people think the F35 is bad?

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i don't think he defends F35 because the British have it

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again?

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it's a source of endless funniness

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Kremlin i cannot tell if you are being sarcastic or reverse-snorting your brain out your nose

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Really want Churchill video from him. Don't know much about that tank

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Will he defend or shit on it I wonder

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Reformers NagaThonk

unpopular opinion: I was skeptical with the F-35 program at first because I thought "great, another Lockheed Martin money pit" (I may be a bit subjective on this because, a, I really love the F-22 Raptor, and b, I doubted a multi-role, one-aircraft-fits-all nature of the initial F-35 proposal because afaik earlier planes built for this purpose are basically became master-of-nones while the effective multi-roles I could think of were purpose-built aircrafts to the point that there used to be an old joke about it).

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I refuse to believe the F-22 is a real plane

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F-35 is an F-16 replacement

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but its designed to do everything

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F-35c is a classic hornet replacement

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Super Hornet will be staying around a few more years especially once the A-10 goes

shrewd pecan
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almost as if planes are expensive

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F-14D projected price in 1988 was 74 million dollars

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So why sacrifice her for F-18 for being cheaper. If you will go back to similar price plane later

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deadman she was more expensive than the F-35C once you adjust for inflation

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because the F-14 was a maintenance hog

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which made actual operating costs utterly insane

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and decreased ready rates

past laurel
shrewd pecan
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o per plane she was just fucking expensive to buy along with being a maintenance whore of a plane

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Death of Lazerpig

The video where he will call Tempest superior to F-22

somber knoll
shrewd pecan
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lemme

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go back into the NYTimes archives for F-14 pricing

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pretty much all the 70s swing wing aircraft have been retired by now, or are kept in service by poorer nations

chilly osprey
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I'm pretty sure we've covered this ground before

desert agate
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theres not a single aircraft of the period that didnt have this effect

chilly osprey
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FA/-18E/F isn't getting replaced by the F-35C because it's a hell of a lot more capable than the older Hornets and will be replaced later by NGAD

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post nam manufacturing problems Yikes poi

midnight ore
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anyway, F-35 is the best plane in the world

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thirdies can cope

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when the RAAF replaced its F-111s in the mid 2000s, each airframe required 180 hours of maintenance per hour of flight

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past laurel
# desert agate no, it isnt

Isnt it the vid where he talks about child him getting mad that the bomber that replaces the Avro Vulcan is the Panavia Tornado, a plane that can't do what the Vulcan does? Then he talks about how adult him thought child him was stupid. That the Vulcan didn't need replacing, just retirement, because the role it filled wasn't relevant?

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I hope there's a dedicated EW NGAD type

desert agate
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Tfw replacing B-2 with B-21 which is %50 smaller payload feelssadman

past laurel
shrewd pecan
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anyway time to smooth my brain

desert agate
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ok right but most of the people spouting that crap know nothing about aircraft so yeah

humble mulch
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theres

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only like 20 B-2 bombers iirc

somber knoll
desert agate
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lmao, even

shrewd pecan
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uhhhh F-14A = YOU WILL COMPRESSOR STALL NOW!

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past laurel
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Expand your brain. Watch Perun

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I do

humble mulch
shrewd pecan
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but where else m I gonna get crude jokes and pictures of pigs

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past laurel
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True. I love the crude jokes and rants BacheLaugh

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50% payload because the other 50% wasnt really needed?

shrewd pecan
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anyway F-35 must be best aircraft because Norway flies it

humble mulch
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that too

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like we dont need to stealth bomb entire city blocks

past laurel
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The F-5 is the best jet. Because hot damn it's sexy

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can I stick 2 F-35s together like how they did with the F-82

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best jet is F-111

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sorry not sorry

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hahahahahaha

shrewd pecan
spring briar
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aardvark boy spotted

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uhhhhhhh F-111 better plane than A-10

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cope harder A-10bois

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we called it the pig because aardvark was too hard to say

desert agate
past laurel
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Fuck, marry, kill
Fuck the B-1
Marry the F-5
Send the F-4 to the scrapyard. I hate how that plane looks

shrewd pecan
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the fuck you doing to my B-1 lancer?

humble mulch
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Time to ban Shipwrite

desert agate
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dont cry tea

spring briar
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takes the bullet

past laurel
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🏃

desert agate
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its the right decision

shrewd pecan
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smh hands off of her

desert agate
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loyal wingman my beloved

dusty kraken
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once again no sticking your genitals into military equipment

desert agate
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now we just have to bring back CAC

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and all will be good

shrewd pecan
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god I love the B-1 Lancer

desert agate
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used to have a die cast B-1 as a kid and the wings were my favourite shit

shrewd pecan
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I need to get a model kit for a B-1 at somepoint

strong plank
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I put together a model of an F117 recently

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it wasn’t a very good one

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fuck Revell, all my homies hate revell

shrewd pecan
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I need to throw it on my shelf with the rest of my crap

strong plank
shrewd pecan
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get a super big suicide drone for that

shrewd pecan
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👁️

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Richie

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Buy my book TacoBox

spring briar
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how much

delicate beacon
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1 headpat

strong plank
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actually that reminds me, my dad’s working on a model of that newish drone

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X-47B

spring briar
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I'll have 2

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your book crashed my pc

delicate beacon
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wow

alpine onyx
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A fine addition to my collection

delicate beacon
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Sirene no

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You didn't pay

alpine onyx
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Now rewrite Wikipedia with it

delicate beacon
alpine onyx
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I only provide headrubs

delicate beacon
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Payment accepted

alpine onyx
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Far more intense and pure

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Highly concentrated stuff

spring briar
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provides Sirene with diesel

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btw your country is running out of gas

alpine onyx
shrewd pecan
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gaming

strong plank
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GHPC be like

desert agate
spring briar
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looool

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F-111 is retired no?

spring briar
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I played with the wings so much they are loose

shrewd pecan
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yes it is

spring briar
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they freely pivot

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she was a expensive maintenance whore despite being cool

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  • end of cold war and the F-15E being in service in sufficient numbers
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F-111B was stupid

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deadman I give the F-14 shit but it was actually a decent fighter once its engines weren't compressor stalling constantly

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Ye fock the F-30

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F-111B was just dumb in concept

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yeah we're gonna dogfight with a F-111

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yeehaw manifest destiny

shrewd pecan
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afterburns to get away from Russian plane it can't out maneuver

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Gets smacked by R-60

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Still kinda weird they killed YF-23 for YF-22 because it "turns better"

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???????

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why wouldn't they go with the plane with better agility?

strong plank
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Imagine a world where the X-32 had won

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strong plank
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that’d be fucky

shrewd pecan
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yes

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CleveDerp I see Oculus Rift...
I wonder if the US Military ever tried the IronVision or something similar on AFVs?

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shrewd pecan
shrewd pecan
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why wouldn't you go with the fighter with better agility?

spring briar
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me waiting for the official joffre announcement to go and put a french flag in the reactions

strong plank
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Fastest react in the west

fierce sparrow
shrewd pecan
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IVAS is gonna be funny once its service ready

spring briar
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Why meet them close in first place

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23 would keep the long range advantage better and destroy the enemy before they go for dogfight range

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it just had lower RCS

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its not like anything is going to really detect the F-22 at range

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combine with the fact you can't really rely on you know, always being at BVR range especially with the type of engagements the ATF was meant for

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Why not give F35 better maneuverability by single upgrade as well

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For example longer fins

shrewd pecan
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F-35s already decently maneuverable

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While fins beings longer hurts stealth it was something F-22 choose over short fins

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Since better turning

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F-111C my beloved

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in terms of the RAAF, the F-111 was an aircraft ordered to replace the Canberras, however the F-111 took 10 years to enter RAAF service, and so the RAAF kinda sat around for a while with an increasingly obsolete bomber force
then the RAAF loved the F-111 so much, they decided to keep them in service for 50 years, with planned retirement in 2020, just in time to be replaced by the (at the time) nascent F-35 program, then known as the JSF
however the F-111, despite going through large refits multiple times to extend its service life was just such a headache that they pulled the retirement date back to 2010, and with the F-35 still at least 10 years away, an interim fighter was needed, thus the F/A-18F Super Hornet
then the RAAF loved the super hornet so much that they bought even more of them and current plans are to keep them in service alongside the F-35 for a few years until an additional squadron of F-35s can be ordered and delivered

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damn shame i never got to see a dump and burn in person

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since that was just a dumb role to put the F-111 in

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Please war thunder add her already feelssadman

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We already got the A-10

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ah fuck didnt mean to ping

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i know fighter jets generations are more of a suggestion than a rule at this point but

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why is europe going for gen 6 aircrafts without ever building a 5

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that isnt the f35

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or well

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the why is obvious

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more like how

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probably because they reckon that the technology will be more matured for their 6th gen

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as it stands it looks like 5th gen is just going to be a stopgap for the west to jump over to 6th gen

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5th gen fighters could have been operational 20-30 years ago if the West decided to do it but the need wasnt really there so it never happened

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so with the fact that 5th gen tech is a solid 20 years old already, 6th gen coming about in the next decade or two makes sense

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"stopgap"

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800+ F-35's built as of June 2022

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ok

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Europe is trying to leapfrog into "6th gen" without having developed a proper 5th gen platform

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it should be amusing to watch

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that

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wasnt my point

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but whatever

strong plank
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reading about the 1950s army
Gavin is mentioned every other paragraph

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did sparks write this

eager dove
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the F-35 really doesn't seem like a stopgap to me in the slightest even with the US actively developing 6th gen aircraft

desert agate
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i wasnt saying the platforms were stopgaps

ivory ridge
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for Europe it is

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the F-35 is here to stay

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why did you say stopgaps then lol

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there really isn't anything "stopgap" about the F-35 in any of its models

desert agate
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i meant its going to be a shorter generation without nearly as much in the way of aircraft or development compared to say, 3rd or 4th gen

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like what actually exists in 5th gen fighters other than the F-35?

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a barely a dozen Russian 5th gens and whatever the Chinese are doing?

ivory ridge
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the plane itself isnt a stopgap but most countries arent replacing their entire inventories with F-35s, most are just supplementing them with it

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and who has plans to further develop their own 5th gens on large scale other than the Americans and Chinese?

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and its questionable if the Chinese will even be capable of going full force into 5th gen

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and the US is working on 2 6th gen programs independently right now

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with Europe working on another two iirc

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assuming one of the European programs fails thats 150% of all successful 5th gen programs (to this point)

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it's not just a supplement lmao

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the European countries are holding out for their next gen platform in an attempt to keep their domestic industries alive in the face of America dominating the military fighter aviation sphere again

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there was what, 20-30 different mass produced 4th gen programs over the last 30-40 years?

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compared to at this point... 2 mass produced 5th gens

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while 5th gen programs have existed since the 80s

eager dove
eager dove
ivory ridge
eager dove
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only the US had actual active and workable programs producing anything

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the Russians were wallowing in the 1990s

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so the technology for 5th gen programs has existed for 30 odd years

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so it makes sense that people are moving onto the next thing

eager dove
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6th gen is incredibly vague about what it actually entails in an aircraft

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wowie future lasers, ADVANCED AI, DRONES

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basically every buzzword in the book

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bukiPride loyal wingman is the first 6th gen

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the technology for 5th gen programs has existed for a few decades with basically nobody outside of the US, Russia and China seriously attempting to build them

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and only the US actually has really got serial production going on a large scale

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China to a lesser degree recently

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china gets the you tried medal

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Or end up another fifth gen

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5.5gen bukiPride

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I hope its better than the F-22 considering that the F-22 was initially delivered to the USAF in 2003

shrewd pecan
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deadman one day she’ll get her major modernization

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F-22D

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fuck you retirement in the next decade

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god the F-22 ended up being so good it became forgotten about

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F-22F Super Raptor booba

ivory ridge
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the only F-22s being retired are either pre serie or extremely early models

eager dove
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I don't have a whole lot of hope for Tempest or FCAS. Europeans loved to point the fingers at the US for the issues with the F-35 but now they are going to try to jump an entire generation without actually designing or properly building their own.

ivory ridge
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and the congress just asked them to upgrade them instead

eager dove
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It'll likely pump out a 5th gen or 5.5th gen aircraft at very best

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The AN/AAQ-37 Electro-optical Distributed Aperture System (DAS) is the first of a new generation of sensor systems being fielded on the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighter. DAS consists of six high-resolution infrared sensors mounted around the F-35's airframe in such a way as to provide unobstructed spherical (4π steradian) c...

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I hope Saab's attempts at a 5th gen die a horrid death

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inshallah

shrewd pecan
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man literally just shove the F-35s IRST and avionics on there

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pretty sure SAABs fifth gen has been dead for years

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may sweden be bombed from this earth

eager dove
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Flygsystem 2020 is still hobbling along in some zombified state

shrewd pecan
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how

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they are latching onto Tempest in an attempt to siphon expertise from that

shrewd pecan
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👁️ fucking Swedes

eager dove
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the program hasn't been canceled

shrewd pecan
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you design one good IFV and I never hear the end of it

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now you got this zombie program still ongoing

spring briar
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Saab starts building 5th gen
Somehow end up with 2nd gen

ivory ridge
spring briar
shrewd pecan
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deadman the average Swedish military fan when you dare mention the CV-90

spring briar
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Today on “will it blend?”

desert agate
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i remember when they blended a car

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my teacher used to put that on in IT class

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did literally 0 work in that class and the teacher gave us all 80%

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Su-57 fans: Chillin

F-35 fans out of nowhere: F-35 is better

Su-57 fans: Ok

desert agate
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su-57 fans are rabid though

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If India stayed. It would gain their community

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So current fanbase is more calm then ye realise

desert agate
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you know nothing about Indian nationalists

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you havent seen what ive seen

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no cricket forum is safe

shrewd pecan
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There is nothing more racist and rabid than a Indian nationalist

desert agate
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indian nationalists the moment you mention cricket

spring briar
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Rafale fans: CleveDaddy

shrewd pecan
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where was like

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The Russian cope meme that was made in response to the US fighter kill ratio meme

shrewd pecan
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Where under the Su-57 it was just “bright future”

ivory ridge
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my brother in christ you couldnt be more wrong

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it's usually literally the other way around

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hmm seems I have missed that

ivory ridge
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people talking about F35
some cunt: but le ruZZians and chineZe

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case in point, you literally just did that

spring briar
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Do SU-57’s engines work yet?

manic latch
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Wot

eager dove
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F-35 living rent free in the head of SU-57 fans

desert agate
shrewd pecan
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There was a response meme to that

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i know i couldnt find the other one though

shrewd pecan
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👁️ I still like how a few of the MIG-29s kills were Cessnas

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eager dove
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the virgin six serial platforms vs the chad 800+ airframes produced

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shrewd pecan
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the meme had like “Su-57: bright future”

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idk it’s not like the Su-57s ever getting mass procured

spring briar
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There’s actually a big concern about SU-57’s survivability against ground based AA due to its huge width

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It’s practically a flying square

eager dove
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the SU-57 is old news

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the SU-75 is the new cope machine

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once it goes from a cardboard mockup to an actual aircraft

ivory ridge
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Su-75 Femboy Glowow

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strong plank
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Yeah uh

spring briar
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SU-75 is smiling

strong plank
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Aren’t they facing a big parts shortage rn

eager dove
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whoopsie

strong plank
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bc of [current world event]

shrewd pecan
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Sanctions have basically left the viability of both programs in doubt due to the cutting of components so

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shrewd pecan
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I don’t want to dive into the politics of it, but China and India aren’t bailing Russia out in the chip supply department

manic latch
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Look at F-22 for example. She never fought with Su-27 or other

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Mostly bomb Syria instead

eager dove
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yes the entire point is the SU-57 isn't special anymore

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everybody and their dog has an F-35 now

desert agate
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i dont event think the f-22 has confirmed a2a kills

manic latch
shrewd pecan
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it has drone kills

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No kremlin

manic latch
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Oh

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So yeah no plane kills

shrewd pecan
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It never shot down a Iranian F-4, I already told you that

desert agate
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does the f-35?

shrewd pecan
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Yeah

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Israeli F-35s have shot down Iranian drones

desert agate
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yeah i figured Israel had done stuff

shrewd pecan
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F-22s shot down target drones, that’s about it

manic latch
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That's why I dislike air superiority fighters instead Multirole

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Since you end up using them as bomber more

eager dove
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Not really?

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if you have an actual war you don't

desert agate
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F-22 wasnt exported which didnt do good for its kill count anyway

spring briar
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Damn

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SU-75 ugly af

eager dove
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it's not the aircraft or even the designations fault that a specialized platform didn't get a chance to fight a war because a war didn't happen