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ivory ridge
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why even bother ending the quad line at the 330 and then make a new one altogether mixing the triple and quad

kindred reef
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gear lab?

ivory ridge
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just separate them

spring briar
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Where is the twin 381

eternal veldt
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Might as well inhale copium and toss in the 45cm French gun

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Or what is it Riche? From WW1, a 50 something cm gun?

spring briar
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What about the 47cm

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The 52 cm was an artillery piece

eternal veldt
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Forgot the study number

spring briar
eternal veldt
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A20 or something like that, you mentioned it before

spring briar
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A17

eternal veldt
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When you put an A in front I start mixing it up with the Japanese series

spring briar
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3x2 or 4x2 450mm design

eternal veldt
ivory ridge
eternal veldt
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On 45k tons?

spring briar
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Should be 40k

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Likely 3x2

ivory ridge
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sounds as believeable as Cassone's design

eternal veldt
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French Incomparable, French Incomparable

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Wait

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No no no no no

frigid karma
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it's not an incomparable unless it's literally drawn on a napkin sheet

spring briar
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Incomparable would never have had 20 inch guns

eternal veldt
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Sans Pareil

frigid karma
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elaborate

eternal veldt
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am interested

spring briar
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Her last revision was 3x2 18” guns

frigid karma
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wth is a sans pareil

ivory ridge
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one day weegee will remember this thing exists

cassone-1921-bc-proposal.webp
spring briar
ivory ridge
spring briar
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When we get Lorraine

ivory ridge
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he just called it french incomparable

frigid karma
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so just 6x20?

spring briar
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Sans pareil means “without equal” in frog

ivory ridge
spring briar
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Piss off

frigid karma
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dupleix also got fucking hammered lmao

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she'll probably be dockyard

ivory ridge
eternal veldt
spring briar
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T6 dockyard

ivory ridge
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secondary reward

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like repulse

frigid karma
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^

spring briar
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Ok

frigid karma
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except repulse was good

spring briar
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What will be the main reward

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delicate beacon
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delicate beacon
spring briar
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They ruined any ability for Dupleix to perform well in uptier

eternal veldt
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You posted Dupleix and it got nerfed

valid trout
eternal veldt
frigid karma
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well, can't be worse than the IJN CLs

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"clearly asw is where they are weak"

valid trout
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At least agano was real

eternal veldt
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And a shit bote

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Historically accurate ™️

ivory ridge
spring briar
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Dup

frigid karma
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Silver, which is the bigger travesty

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the latam line

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or the army guns on ijn cls

eternal veldt
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Latam, no doubt

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Hull of IJN CL t8 and t9 is passable, Yodo is trash

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Latam is just full on moronic

frigid karma
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latam you could at least explain with zombie monroe coming back from the grave and deciding the only way to stop european influence in latam is to arm them with more boats

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i just don't see ijn even considering using army guns

eternal veldt
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US actively telling Britain via telegrams to stop supplying warships to South America

ivory ridge
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LATAM mostly because a bunch of people were working to make a good line and passed it to weegee just for weegee to take it and go

frigid karma
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yes ik that part

ivory ridge
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nah

eternal veldt
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It can be assumed the US will sell ships to Latam

frigid karma
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that's where zombie monroe comes in

maiden citrus
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I too love my ships that would be t5 at most and the rest entirely ficticious

eternal veldt
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Dumb as fuck

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And are you fucking kidding

spring briar
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I want to punch DD381

eternal veldt
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We get a fake Navarra before Spain

frigid karma
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what's wrong with somers

ivory ridge
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tfw fake abruzzi with twins

eternal veldt
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Whole thing is shit, same for Pan Euro DD

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Polish Mogador

ivory ridge
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with random single in the back

frigid karma
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at least split is real-ish

spring briar
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eternal veldt
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With Soviet AA

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ijn CL is just all fake shitters

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after t5

eternal veldt
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Gokase is good enough to be C-44 Agano Kai

frigid karma
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well, it's wows PortDoll

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they got zao from a magazine

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they've been at it for almost a decade now, they never gave a shit

ivory ridge
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i wonder considering that we got french CBs after the italian DDs if the next italian line will be before french CVs

eternal veldt
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The premise is that the whole premise is not shit

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LatAm is a wreck from Tier 1

spring briar
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Idc about getting a fremch cv line

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So wouldn’t mind

eternal veldt
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Even Hercules is not modelled correctly

frigid karma
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italian BCs would be neat

eternal veldt
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That's how fucked the line is

frigid karma
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we could get that lolittorio

spring briar
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Leghorn

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Leghorn

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Leghorn

ivory ridge
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i just dont want CVs lmao

spring briar
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Except joffre ofc

kindred reef
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is there a way to farm for a specific piece of gear?

spring briar
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And Verdun

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spring briar
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Lord

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Verdun

kindred reef
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go to war archives and look for glorious battle

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farm sp3 there

eternal veldt
ivory ridge
eternal veldt
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You need to huff the Myoukou preliminaries for anything that would be good for tier 10

ivory ridge
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without too much made up stuff*

frigid karma
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they'll just like

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isn't colombo partially based on a us bb

ivory ridge
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the model

eternal veldt
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Colombo is just weirdga all over

frigid karma
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yea

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360 turrets on a fucking quad 381

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because the ship is clearly made for AA duties

valid trout
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how real is edgar, btw?

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is it just a mino stretched in ms paint

eternal veldt
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supership

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Every. Single. One. Of. Them. Are. Fake. With the exception of Eagle, but she has fucked air groups.

ivory ridge
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even yamagiri?

eternal veldt
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Colombo falls into the same tier as Thunkek

frigid karma
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thunkek is literally an

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april

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fool's

eternal veldt
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"Inspired by a previous design"

frigid karma
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joke

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i shit you not

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the design for an 8x457 conqueror bastard came from a cc called little white mouse

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on 4/1

eternal veldt
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Ah, so you clearly are not aware of Conqueror's original armament

frigid karma
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ik conq had 8x457

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originally

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but the name thunderer and many of thunderer's current attributes

tough quail
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lwm made a shitpost about a really obvious armament swap

frigid karma
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were actually proposed by lwm as a shitpost

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yeah

eternal veldt
tough quail
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but like

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its mostly just a coincidence because everything about thunderer was kinda just the natural conclusion

eternal veldt
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It doesnt matter, WG just cloned Conqkek, changed AA and called it a day

tough quail
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the next lion name in line

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she's literally just big warspite in everything else

eternal veldt
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It's still "Inspired by L2", same shit ad Colombo

frigid karma
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also gave thunderer a lot of crack

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she turns like

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twice as fast as any other bb

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lmao

tough quail
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again

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Big Warspite™️

eternal veldt
frigid karma
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nah but warspite is a dread so it makes sense

tough quail
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she's a 1:1 translation from t6 to t10 including the entire superstructure style

frigid karma
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this thing has the same hull as conq

tough quail
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just with overmatch replaced with the uber HE

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the heal and stupid turning circle are all warspite gimmicks

ivory ridge
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omw to design an italian line where all the ships have 2x3 turrets

frigid karma
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what's the travesty with yamagiri

spring briar
eternal veldt
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Your best opportunity to use proto-shimakaze, and they yeet her out of the window

ivory ridge
eternal veldt
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For reference, original design requirements for Shimakaze called for 40 knots on two Septuple launchers

valid trout
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Why do thunderers turrets look like enlarged Cheshire guns

eternal veldt
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Because Cheshire is fake from stem to stern

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Garbage tier trash

valid trout
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Lol

eternal veldt
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Fake gun, fake hull (bloated Neptune, count the portholes), and a fake name

spring briar
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234mm

tough quail
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for a less assblasted answer, most navies turrets designed in the same period start looking similar to each other, unless they're an enormous size/purpose difference

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which is why USN ships start looking really samey without scale

eternal veldt
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That's not the problem

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The 9.2" guns should have slanted edges and resemble something closer to the 152mm triples of the Town/Neptunes

spring briar
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Horse they nerfed Dupleix

eternal veldt
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Not a fucking BB turret

spring briar
tough quail
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did they

frigid karma
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more like uh

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eviscerated

eternal veldt
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16.9km to 15.5km range

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gg

spring briar
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and 13.8 conceal

tough quail
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i honestly didnt bother playing dupleix because i was busy grinding cherbourg and rooke lmao

frigid karma
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good fucking luck

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it's t6 so who cares lmao

spring briar
frigid karma
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grinding cherbourg
dear god

tough quail
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's been fine so far

frigid karma
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i love how the AP overpens everything

spring briar
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Dupleix isnt out yet

frigid karma
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even BBs

tough quail
spring briar
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Oh

frigid karma
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he's a r/wows mod

spring briar
tough quail
frigid karma
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can hornet fucking drop

eternal veldt
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Special privileges

frigid karma
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it's been 35k

tough quail
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chomping at the bit for the next batch

frigid karma
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i've facerolled devil with my chinese missiles for hundreds of times now

tough quail
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given it has illinois and SUPER NAGATO probably

frigid karma
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if i still don't get her i'm driving up to alameda and kidnapping the ship

spring briar
eternal veldt
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Gotta give IJN a PR somehow

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Four fucking IJN BBs at tier 9

frigid karma
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which one is super nagato

spring briar
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Waiting for Clemenceau in either game

eternal veldt
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Daisen

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izumo, iwami, hizen, and?

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oh

tough quail
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if fucking extendo nagato is the obligatory IJN PR i am perfectly

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completely content

frigid karma
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what the fuck is daisen

eternal veldt
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Project A125

tough quail
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EXTEND

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hard to sell daisen for pr6 when uh

tough quail
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NUGGET

eternal veldt
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Improved Nagato

frigid karma
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musashi

spring briar
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Long

frigid karma
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exists

tough quail
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its fucking exist

frigid karma
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they'll take one of the CL shitters

tough quail
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that was a weird brain fart

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ahem

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its fucking sick

frigid karma
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gimme paolo dr

eternal veldt
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Illinois tilts me

frigid karma
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bc copypaste hull?

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what did you expect from wg?

delicate beacon
tough quail
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paolo is the most dull option you could add for italy

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venezia or bust

frigid karma
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watch illinois have iowa on her ass plate

delicate beacon
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Paolo was an option?

kindred reef
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i think that uss constitution should be added into the game

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eternal veldt
frigid karma
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i miss the old days of dd shotgunning

eternal veldt
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The nameplate is 3D modelled

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Rather than painted, as is US tradition

delicate beacon
eternal veldt
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Doubly bad

spring briar
frigid karma
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submarines in AL cant shotgun

delicate beacon
eternal veldt
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Constitution is pain

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WG just hates the 16"/50 Mark 2

frigid karma
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constellation

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not constitution

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baka

kindred reef
spring briar
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Mate

tough quail
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leave

delicate beacon
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WG hates everything.

delicate beacon
kindred reef
frigid karma
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we'll get some ming dynasty shitter that's in the deepest recesses of baidu

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mark my words

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OR EVEN BETTER

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THE FUCKING MARBLE BOAT

eternal veldt
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The Royal Fortune and its consequences have been a disaster for the mobile game Azur Lane.

frigid karma
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she's cute

eternal veldt
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She has greatly extended the period of ships available, but destablized the pool of ships available, have made age of sail combaf unfulfilling

delicate beacon
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I like Royal Fortune, I like Hamman II
But I hate the concept for them to be in the game.

tough quail
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unfulfilling

eternal veldt
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[do the rest of the copypasta yourself, not worth the effort]

tough quail
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have you ever actually deployed her

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that shits rad

eternal veldt
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I have, and I dont fucking like it getting cucked in a submarine fleet regardless

spring briar
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Jij bent zo

tough quail
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it's like they built an entire ship out of meth

frigid karma
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Aoste watching his brand new prototype Arbiter get absolutely fucking annihilated by a 1600s pile of logs

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it's absolutely

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COMICAL

valid trout
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how she has like some of the highest frontline dps ingame

tough quail
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she's more like an age of sail fucking CIWS with the sheer barrage of shots

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its hilarious

frigid karma
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40 guns

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im pretty sure she's in sub fleet because like

valid trout
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I haven’t bothered doing anything with RF

frigid karma
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if she was regular frontline she would trivialize most content

tough quail
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^^^^^^^^^

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she probably has higher dps than plymouth

tough quail
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fuck your shields lmao

valid trout
kindred reef
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would they ever add supply and tender type ships to azur lane?

frigid karma
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we have repair ships and transports

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so it's not inconceivable

spring briar
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270mm turret roof armor

tough quail
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after kashino totally flopped i kinda expect them to make auxiliary ships another kind of secondary fleet ala subs or cats

eternal veldt
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Nisshin

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Nisshin

tough quail
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please

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nisshin is so fucking cool

ivory ridge
tough quail
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ye i know

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i just wanted to segue into how hilarious she is

frigid karma
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kashino flopped not because the concept was flawed

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but just because, she was bad lmao

eternal veldt
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Its that and I just dont like it being placed into sub rather than sec fleet tbh

ivory ridge
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the concept is very flawed

tough quail
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the concept is terribly flawed in its implementation

ivory ridge
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"hey look we made ARA but worse"

kindred reef
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oh gosh the firebrand is actually in azur lane

eternal veldt
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You know what, time to use Canned Coal as an example this time for good support ships

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Specifically, the Fast Succ

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Your fleet runs out of ammo, instant auto refill to full and you can shit over everyone again

kindred reef
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today i looked at the royal navy one for the first time

eternal veldt
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Alas, not relevant in Opsi or something as originally expected

ivory ridge
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AL be like: out of ammo? lmao fire blanks that only deal 50% less damage

eternal veldt
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Make it more broken then

delicate beacon
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I run Bisko just to reduce the penalty even less

eternal veldt
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Deal 150% damage upon resupplying

frigid karma
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it's like wh40k orks

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the shipgirls pretend to shoot and it ends up doing damage

spring briar
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AL lore is spreading

kindred reef
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were there carrier based spitfires?

eternal veldt
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Seafire

delicate beacon
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You mean the Seafire?

subtle prawn
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Seafire

frigid karma
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supermarines

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they weren't that successful iirc

delicate beacon
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They had some hiccups being a land plane first and foremost

eternal veldt
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Wasn't a good plane because of the short landing gear, IIRC

subtle prawn
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The name in the other servers for it is the Seafire, EN has it as Spitfire for some reason

kindred reef
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there is a seafire in azur lane but there is also a spitfire

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that is why i asked

tough quail
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wyverns being the hypest shit still pleases me immensely

subtle prawn
eternal veldt
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You know what would be funny

kindred reef
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wyvern is too hard to get

eternal veldt
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Improved Ryuusei

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With RATO as fitted on Unryu

delicate beacon
subtle prawn
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I just want a Ryusei dive bomber

kindred reef
delicate beacon
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It's just a hull mockup sadly.

tough quail
eternal veldt
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Watch AL inhale the Canned Coal copium and give us R2Y2s instead MurmWat

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Or the J9Y

tough quail
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not as cool

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ryuseis more better

maiden citrus
kindred reef
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is there b-25 in azur lane

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?

subtle prawn
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Only as Hornet and Shangri-La’s skills

tough quail
eternal veldt
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B-25s are not carrier operated aircraft

frigid karma
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usually

eternal veldt
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Hornet's ones in Doolittle Raid are heavily modified versions

kindred reef
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eternal veldt
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And all crashed with the exception of one

maiden citrus
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I mean like what advantages does it have over negato

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it doesn't seem to have any added main guns like an amagi

eternal veldt
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Spid

tough quail
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the length increase is all engine

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its 35kn

eternal veldt
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The thing you dont like

tough quail
eternal veldt
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Armour is godawful from the look of things

maiden citrus
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well 35 knot is a meme at least

eternal veldt
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Citadel is extremely high

maiden citrus
eternal veldt
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Also, hear this Maka

tough quail
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for when you need to fucking ram a fletcher

eternal veldt
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Daisen has six shafts

frigid karma
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kek

tough quail
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well yeah

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it would need it

maiden citrus
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oh no

frigid karma
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but im not sure why you would play this over like

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an izumo

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or iowa

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does it have torps?

tough quail
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sheer hilarity

eternal veldt
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It certainly does, and follows the plans quite well

tough quail
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also it gets BC dispersion i believe

frigid karma
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also

tough quail
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so tl;dr

frigid karma
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gem i just got

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tough quail
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squishy but hyper accurate and hyper speed nagato

frigid karma
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except ijn dispersion is already pretty damn good

eternal veldt
frigid karma
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are the guns the same as amagi's or izumo's?

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if they were izumo's then it might be worth it

eternal veldt
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Specs on the Hiraga design:

Dimensions: 268,22 (pp) x 284,38 (oa) x x 29,26 x 9 meters
Displacement: 40.850tons (standard)
Armour: 229mm Belt, 25mm over Machinery, 38mm over Magazine Deck, 76mm Slopes
Engines: 205.000shp Gihon Steam Turbines, 6 shafts
Speed: 65km/h (35knots)
Armaments:
4x2 410mm/45 Type 3 / 3rd Year Type Cannons,
20x1 140mm/50 Type 3 / 3rd Year Type Guns,
4x1 76mm/40 Type 3 / 3rd Year Type AA Guns,
4x1 533mm Above Water and 4x1 Below Water Torpedo Tubes

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Belt in WoWS is replaced with a slab of 305mm

maiden citrus
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...

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why

tough quail
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presumably a kongo-esque uparmor

delicate beacon
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4x1 533mm Above Water and 4x1 Below Water Torpedo Tubes

maiden citrus
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41k tons and 9 inch belt with 3 inch deck, I think I'mma faint

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lexington has arrived

eternal veldt
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The big offence here for me is how they basically glued Takao's torpedo deck to her

tough quail
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yeah this is pretty much lex tier nightmare bullshit

eternal veldt
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But we'll see how that works out

tough quail
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looks pretty fun at least

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especially given its BC accuracy and 2.10 sigma on the ijn 410mm

maiden citrus
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what tier is this

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8?

eternal veldt
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9

maiden citrus
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wat

eternal veldt
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Comes with shitty Japanese homemade bofors

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Itadakimasu

tough quail
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oh

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yeah

maiden citrus
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can't wait to see what box of gimmicks it gets if it's tier 9

tough quail
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they're izumo guns

frigid karma
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ohhhh

tough quail
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like i said

frigid karma
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ok, that's much more worth of a sell

tough quail
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bc dispersion on izumo guns, and mach 3 uber speed

frigid karma
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ijn BB guns are fucking

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weird

eternal veldt
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Its Iwami on steroids from the look of things

tough quail
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basically its packing fucking rail guns on steroids

frigid karma
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what the mcfuck is this

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what fucking planet does this makes sense

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the gun literally 10cm larger has 20% worse pen

maiden citrus
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well don'tcha know

eternal veldt
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And then watch WG gate the ship behind RB

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Pay up, whales

tough quail
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i'll take that over steel at least

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i only just got stalingrad dont make me pick between this and incomp

maiden citrus
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me still reeling over buying sherman

eternal veldt
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Took me too long to get Ohio

frigid karma
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how is sherman bad

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smoke, hydro, and best DD DPM in game

tough quail
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presumably the price

maiden citrus
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steel cost yeah

frigid karma
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hey look

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i got plymouth as my first steel ship lmao

tough quail
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at least the goofy BP makes steel much

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much less of a ballache

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revel in my basedness

maiden citrus
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yeh

tough quail
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actual godsend honestly

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helps that it's piss easy too

maiden citrus
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wows becoming less greedy over time and adding more and more stuff that just

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gives you stuff

tough quail
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theres not even the usual superfluous bullshit in it

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its raw economy all the way through

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and a sprinkle of port slots

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shits good

valid trout
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What percentage of WoWs ships are WG “based”designs

eternal veldt
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BP?

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A fuck ton

maiden citrus
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like 40%

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we're approaching half the ships in the game being fake

eternal veldt
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While not WG based, 60% of the USSR fleet is paper, unsurprisingly

valid trout
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Are all the ships tier V and lower real in the main tech trees?

maiden citrus
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🤮

eternal veldt
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No

valid trout
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Oh no

maiden citrus
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yeah, it's bad

tough quail
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some of the lines had to add shitty paper designs because the actual starting ships were too swole

valid trout
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How fake can you get

tough quail
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like kongo for example

frigid karma
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hermelin

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i mean look at the original lines though

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amagi, izumo, montana, phoenix, zao, hak, etc.

ivory ridge
frigid karma
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we still had a pretty high fake ship ratio back in the day

ivory ridge
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there is also a 18.9k tons 343mm version i cant find now

tough quail
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its really hard to do a game like this for several years while not bringing in weird paper jank

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its not like tanks where there's a million variants of everything you could think of

maiden citrus
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I mean they also just artificially stretch stuff as it is so it's not like tiers can';t be filled

valid trout
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Being in the fletchers and gearings ships

tough quail
#

boats unfortunately are expensive and take years to build

eternal veldt
maiden citrus
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nevada and kongo being the same tier is extremely asinine

eternal veldt
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Enjoy

tough quail
#

not

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really

valid trout
maiden citrus
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okie is

tough quail
#

maka you know speed matters in wows lol

eternal veldt
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One of your main problems in WoWS now is that WG is actively pushing all the shit into tier 9-10

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Jean Bart is where it all started

maiden citrus
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yeah almost everything is tier 9 10

ivory ridge
# ivory ridge

UP90 8k tons 2x3 254mm
UP102 10.5k tons 2x3 280mm
Project 770 (maybe) 17.5k tons 2x3 254mm

tough quail
#

(to be fair JB should have always been t9)

valid trout
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The pan American cruisers casually cruising at nearly 40knots

eternal veldt
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Thats not what I meant horse

tough quail
#

i know

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but still

maiden citrus
#

we also disagree

eternal veldt
#

Like someone said

tough quail
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line should've just been richelieu->jb->alsace with their plating/tds/accuracy not artificially gimped

eternal veldt
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If you ever feel worthless

maiden citrus
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but then again baltimore and prinz eugen are clearly similar in power

eternal veldt
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Someone in the 3D department needs to make tier 3 ships

valid trout
eternal veldt
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Which the average player likely skips without ever playing it/1-2 battles

valid trout
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WG might makes it more balanced

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But it is still WG

maiden citrus
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they won't

valid trout
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True

maiden citrus
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the only balance parameters in the game are bow plating and he fire chance

tough quail
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huh im surprised to see a renown buff

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i really liked her

valid trout
#

They will make it more bias for the Russian and nerf the Germans

tough quail
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its a tiny one but still

eternal veldt
#

I regret not getting Repulse to an extent

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But WG fucked her ass part up, so

tough quail
valid trout
tough quail
#

face the wall

valid trout
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Me?

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Or WG

maiden citrus
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first part might be right but germans are strong in wows

tough quail
#

you

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🗿

valid trout
eternal veldt
#

Mainz

maiden citrus
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they started the secondaries arm race cuz their guns just magically had more range than everyone else

tough quail
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fucking bitching about russians and complaining about germany getting it bad from weegee in the same sentence

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my fucking sides

valid trout
eternal veldt
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Z-42 is a joke anyway

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🚮

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But seriously, no

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Hindenburg remains one of my favourite cruisers

maiden citrus
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correct kansas line guns

eternal veldt
#

The Kansas line eternally pisses me off

valid trout
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The Kansas and Minnesota guns are weird

eternal veldt
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How they massacred them

tough quail
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the only thing ill give it that unnerfed renown is more valuable than the german paper thing in the dockyard

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but thats about it

eternal veldt
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Also, real crime?

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California

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28 second reload initially

valid trout
eternal veldt
#

3 nerfs later, it's 35

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Angy

maiden citrus
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lol

tough quail
#

yeah that

maiden citrus
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can't even get their real guns

tough quail
#

comically shite

maiden citrus
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but remember guys

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we build ships according to their historical blueprints

eternal veldt
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Remember, Kansas' funnel goes straight into the food locker

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Hang on, let me find it again

maiden citrus
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yup

valid trout
tough quail
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mmyaes now that we made agir incredibly lame by snapping her secondaries away

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lets now release her again but worse

eternal veldt
#

Burnt hot dogs

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maiden citrus
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38 seconds take it or leave it

maiden citrus
eternal veldt
valid trout
#

And they are basically the same as the NC and SD guns

eternal veldt
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"Hi sir, yes, I'd like a circumcision please"

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"A vasectomy too while you're at it"

maiden citrus
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sometimes it be like that

eternal veldt
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And fucking

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406mm/45 Mk 7

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Painful

maiden citrus
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at least

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sherman has historically accurate fire rate

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austin was aborted at birth

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instead of spanking it for it to take its first breath, they hit it with a club

frigid karma
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because we need 12 guns with 40 rpm

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like be real maka

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there is no fucking way canon austin is making it in

maiden citrus
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austin guns aren't the ones on sherman

eternal veldt
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Smolensk made it in

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Austin can do it

maiden citrus
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that too lol

#

16 gun dd

delicate beacon
eternal veldt
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5.25

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Must be some very swole loaders in those turrets

delicate beacon
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Autoloaders

maiden citrus
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it';s the

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french evacuated from dunkirk

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in the british cls

delicate beacon
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One of the Dutch crews managed to get 12rpm out of an old 15cm.

manic latch
#

If WG truly hates Germans why even make new ships for them right?

delicate beacon
maiden citrus
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I just want to know how wows isn't biased for germans too

eternal veldt
#

We're getting Shitzig soon

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It'll be diejoubu

delicate beacon
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Campbell...

manic latch
delicate beacon
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It's the Mk. III mount that never left the drawing board.

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Yes.

tough quail
#

so

#

uh

maiden citrus
tough quail
#

yeah thats not really a good point in favor

delicate beacon
#

Balance things by making the good stuff unavailable so everyone always buys that shit out of fomo.

eternal veldt
valid trout
#

I mean, the Russian bias is because WG is Russian

eternal veldt
#

Easy

delicate beacon
#

Akshually

tough quail
#

the russian bias is because weegee is russian, yes

maiden citrus
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there are 2 nations with over 50% fake stuff in game

hint, one is germany

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man they sure hate germany

manic latch
valid trout
#

The other is Dutch

tough quail
#

hakuryu/thunderer/the hyper cancer swedish dd thing i cant remember

delicate beacon
valid trout
eternal veldt
#

Smaland?

tough quail
#

the bias there is because they're also japanese/british/swedish simultaneously

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trust

maiden citrus
manic latch
tough quail
#

yeah

manic latch
#

Smaland

delicate beacon
valid trout
#

Which nation has the highest percentage of real ships

tough quail
#

whichever

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its just the usual case of

maiden citrus
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pan america

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lol

tough quail
#

hey developer is [insert nation]

eternal veldt
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Gouden Leeuw brings me pain

manic latch
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Pan America ye

delicate beacon
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Uh, not sure if I have the table

eternal veldt
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De Witt's funnel looks like a clown car

tough quail
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i can now be mildly racist and bitch about their nationality whenever one of their ships kills me

eternal veldt
#

Ugh

tough quail
delicate beacon
#

Slightly outdated

updated_table_v5.png
tough quail
#

exact same thing would be happening if they were german or french

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god FORBID they were fucking british

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when british CLs or BBs came out

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holy fuck the isles would have burned

manic latch
#

In testing

maiden citrus
#

british bbs are annoying but I still don't get what is strong about british cls

manic latch
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AP

maiden citrus
#

all cruisers have ap

manic latch
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British can't use HE

tough quail
#

they were physics defying nightmare machines that basically molested the meta on launch

maiden citrus
#

yes and that's a disadvantage considering it's the best ammo type for a cruiser in 80% of scenarios

tough quail
#

also belfast was a thing

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which is like

manic latch
#

They Have special AP angles

maiden citrus
#

belfast can use he and radar and smoke simultaneously

tough quail
#

the most laughably OP thing they've ever put out by a good margin

maiden citrus
#

but nikolai exists

tough quail
#

we also gave her the t8 equipment slot for literally no reason!

manic latch
subtle prawn
#

You still think Belfast is the most OP ship Weegee have released to this day?

tough quail
#

nikolai is just dumb firepower

maiden citrus
#

because it';s the most op thing ever released

tough quail
#

if you have like

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two braincells to rub together

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belfast is way

#

way worse

valid trout
maiden citrus
#

belfast makes games boring

manic latch
maiden citrus
#

nikolai makes games imbalanced

tough quail
valid trout
#

Pic of Nikolai pls?

maiden citrus
#

I remember playing ranked with all the stupid belfasts, I wish to forget

tough quail
#

belfast is the one that wins games out of the two of them

manic latch
maiden citrus
#

no one can see anyone

maiden citrus
#

since nikolai is a t6 ship in all but label

#

tier 4 and 5 are just

#

meh now

manic latch
#

Yeah she is improved Impretritsa Mariya

Who isnt in game

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Some reason

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Maybe Nikolai

#

Ye..

tough quail
#

i have no idea why they went for veliky over mariya yeah

manic latch
#

Same stupid reason they remove Kirov from tech tree

tough quail
manic latch
#

Put her 6 180mm? Version instead

tough quail
#

also shoutout to cavour printing me free steel in ranked

maiden citrus
#

to compare them belfast has 56% winrate, which is broken yeah

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nikolai has

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almost 62%

eternal veldt
#

Hah, British BB initial testing

manic latch
tough quail
#

because nikolai is way older and exclusively played by whales seal clubbing t4 players

eternal veldt
#

DFAA, good meme

tough quail
#

t7 is a way different ball game

manic latch
#

Other clubbers are

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Cesare

#

Kamikaze

#

Gremyashchy

maiden citrus
#

yeah

tough quail
#

another year of gremy not dropping

maiden citrus
#

kamikaze is also way up this list, ceasare too

tough quail
#

got fujin though even though i already have kamikaze

#

amgry

manic latch
#

Lowenhardt vs DDs at tier 6

maiden citrus
#

ceasare at a haha funny 57%

tough quail
#

xesare makes t5 ranked really easy but also soul crushing

#

im so fucking bored

valid trout
#

What is so special about fujin and kamikaze

eternal veldt
#

Speaking of funny botes, Arkansas B

maiden citrus
#

apparently one of the lowest winrate ships is

#

...

#

midway???

tough quail
#

well yeah

#

midway's entire career in wows has been getting shithoused by hakuryu

maiden citrus
#

good ol 46%

tough quail
#

there's a reason she was on my bullshit list with thunderer and smalland

#

lmao

maiden citrus
#

chester has higher winrate lord save us

valid trout
#

Which ship has the lowest win rate

maiden citrus
#

aapparently tatra

tough quail
#

what the fuck is a tatra

maiden citrus
#

european dd

#

tier 2

tough quail
#

oh right

maiden citrus
#

with an astonishing

#

42% winrate

#

and average kda of 1.3

frigid karma
#

fiji gang represent

maiden citrus
#

then who? belfast?

tough quail
frigid karma
#

yes

#

i shit you not

maiden citrus
#

it's nmot

frigid karma
#

it was the case 5 years back then, and it is the case now

maiden citrus
#

fiji has 52.6%

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belfast 55.9%

#

(fiji also sucks)

tough quail
#

false alarm

maiden citrus
#

(surprised it's that high)

#

vampire with the

frigid karma
#

what the fuck did you just say

maiden citrus
#

57.5%

frigid karma
#

did you just say

#

fiji sucks

maiden citrus
#

does it somehow not?

tough quail
#

qwerty having a normal one

maiden citrus
#

sekiryu bombers dive twice has an average damage of 150,000

#

lmao

frigid karma
#

fiji

#

does not suck

valid trout
#

Qwerty is mad at maka

frigid karma
#

lord i am confused at why you would make that statement

valid trout
#

Yes

frigid karma
#

decent armor for her tier, fantastic AP, great DPM, torps, smoke, heal, etc.

valid trout
#

We eat while this argument goes down

maiden citrus
#

british cruiser armor

frigid karma
#

unironically prefer her on my team in t7 brawls rather than belfast because you have torps to deal with rushing germans

maiden citrus
frigid karma
#

yes it's actually pretty good

#

your bow gets overmatched but so does every other t7 cruiser, your citadel has 114mm of armor which is really trolly when angled

tough quail
spring briar
maiden citrus
spring briar
valid trout
spring briar
#

In randoms?

maiden citrus
#

yeah

spring briar
#

Béarn is sky police after all

frigid karma
#

because bearn is actually broken

#

like

#

the fighters are good, yea, but the true horror is the skip bombers

maiden citrus
#

bearn has more average planes destroyed than sekiryu bombers dive twice

#

so I believe it

spring briar
#

Béarn is the batman of the cv world

tough quail
#

yeah, bearn is a modern air superiority bogue

maiden citrus
#

based af????

frigid karma
#

yeah but

#

201 bogue had to sacrifice her striking potential

maiden citrus
#

give me my bogue back wg

frigid karma
#

bearn like enty really doesn't

#

kekw

maiden citrus
#

I wish to be a surface ship ally

tough quail
#

just get bearn

#

she's everything you like

frigid karma
#

t6

tough quail
#

slow as fuck

frigid karma
#

boring

tough quail
#

cute

maiden citrus
#

french too

frigid karma
#

not gonna bother with t6 CVs

tough quail
#

has kinda sorta american planes

frigid karma
#

too boring

spring briar
#

Vought plons

tough quail
#

well it's good i was talking to maka then

frigid karma
#

i mean what's the point? nothing there has aa anyways so you're practically playing co op

tough quail
maiden citrus
frigid karma
#

i wonder what happened to those support CVs

#

we had one screenshot of taihou pop up

#

and then nothing

#

gimme my fucking sex back wg

spring briar
maiden citrus
#

I am

#

once again

#

asking for my bogue

tough quail
#

i bought malta but i havent played a carrier in over six months so i dont wanna play a t10 one shiet

frigid karma
tough quail
#

also give me back hiryu

#

300% mad

frigid karma
#

malta is good for brainlet and unicum players

#

ironically not that good for mid players

valid trout
frigid karma
#

unironically has more impact than even haku

#

because you just do

#

so much

#

fucking damage

valid trout
maiden citrus
valid trout
#

Ah ok

tough quail
#

yeah i just dont wanna bumble back into a t10 match and throw like a dumbass

#

but i cant be fucked to play lower tier ones to shake off the rust either

maiden citrus
tough quail
#

maybe ill finally properly start the russian line

spring briar
#

Imagine getting uptiered

valid trout
tough quail
maiden citrus
#

me on my way to play the slowest dd in tier 10

frigid karma
#

you're a fucking

#

malta

#

it is literally impossible to throw in a malta

#

unless you do nothing but spam rockets

tough quail
#

never let me down before

frigid karma
#

you can attack a mino at fucking 90 degrees

tough quail
frigid karma
#

and take off 50% health

frigid karma
#

because ijn vert dispersion

maiden citrus
#

me unironically telling wg to nerf montana to 28 knots and buff it elsewhere is so in character

frigid karma
#

monty bad
gets shanked for 15k in superstructure

spring briar
frigid karma
#

ye

tough quail
#

she does

spring briar
#

Hahahaha

frigid karma
#

likely to make up for her appalling armor

tough quail
#

with, yknow, bc dispersion of 2.1 sigma

ivory ridge
maiden citrus
#

me on my way to make horse have an aneurysm as I grind british bc line and do terrible

frigid karma
#

well they just buffed renown

tough quail
#

sigma just being a regularly known stat now is just weird to me

frigid karma
#

st. vincent is godlike as long as you don't die on your first push

tough quail
#

my girlfriend is literally the lady that just

#

datamined that

maiden citrus
#

yeah you used to need to datamine it

tough quail
#

when nobody knew what the fuck it was

maiden citrus
#

and I'd go to the reddit and check you guys

#

to read it

#

and laugh at the jokes made at your expense

frigid karma
#

sigh

#

im terrified of when they'll start adding premium tx subs

#

or supersubs

#

you fucking know we'll see supersubs announced in 2023

maiden citrus
tough quail
#

delta iv super ship coming up

spring briar
#

Surcouf pls

ivory ridge
tough quail
spring briar
#

With reload booster

frigid karma
#

well yes, but u4501 isnt out yet

tough quail
#

i have to try so hard not to go full red mist

#

and dive in stalingrad

#

lmfao

frigid karma
#

unless they give surcouf elbing dispersion it would be kind of shit

#

lol

maiden citrus
#

I wish I could see how many times I have rammed in each ship

#

because you know

#

dang and good

#

it'd be iowa at number 1

frigid karma
#

since subs take HE splash surfacing any long period of time is death

maiden citrus
#

cuz it's fast

frigid karma
#

not georgia?

#

shame

tough quail
#

maka you would hate that ranked match i had the other day

#

where a new york spent like

frigid karma
#

42.9 knots go BRR

tough quail
#

literally 3m trying to ram me in cesare while i was reversing

#

until i killed it

frigid karma
#

god watching georgia's shells coalesce into a single pure

#

blob

tough quail
#

bless

frigid karma
#

of 6 457mm death parcels is

#

👌

maiden citrus
#

iron sight caliber

#

activated

frigid karma
#

probably best bb dispersion in the game

tough quail
#

i still love the way they did georgia

frigid karma
#

yeah but she's stupidly overpowered lol

spring briar
tough quail
#

she only has 2 mgms and her barrage is only two shells

#

why?

#

one of her turrets is just pointing straight up

frigid karma
#

in the massa - georgia - ohio line, only georgia has like

#

the speed boost

maiden citrus
#

yeah idk why she has it

frigid karma
#

money

maiden citrus
#

she'd be fine without it

frigid karma
#

that's why

spring briar
#

Massachussets is unbeatable in T8 brawl

tough quail
#

i adore the stupid upturned gun gimmick

spring briar
#

Its hilarious

frigid karma
maiden citrus
frigid karma
#

massa only wins against stupid tirpitzes that chase her kiting in open water

spring briar
#

I’ve beat so many tirpitzes in my massa

frigid karma
#

(which is most of them tbh)

maiden citrus
#

then again I have a video on my twitch of me sailing into like

#

4 people in alabama

#

and killing all of them

frigid karma
#

but against a competent tirpitz, i'd still honestly take the german BB

spring briar
#

Good luck

frigid karma
#

simply because the torps give you a decent area denial tool, and 32mm sec pen

tough quail
#

yeah german BBs automatically lose brawls

spring briar
#

My AP pens you for a quarter of your HP and I have fast regen heals

tough quail
#

because they are 100% dipshits

#

i've outbrawled them in fucking KGVs before

frigid karma
tough quail
#

lol

frigid karma
#

flat broadside

#

lol

spring briar
#

Nope

frigid karma
#

superstructure is big but it's not taking more than 15k

spring briar
#

12k superstructure pens most salvos

frigid karma
#

that's not a quarter of your hp

#

And if there's an island having torps means you just kind of auto win

spring briar
#

And then just Secondary spam them to death

frigid karma
#

tirpitz secondaries can pen everywhere but belt and 38 midsection

#

massa is 26 pen right?

#

can only pen super

spring briar
#

Thats not an issue

frigid karma
#

and the increased accuracy means it usually hits belts

spring briar
#

Massa has the accuracy to land hits and set fires

frigid karma
#

oh and tirpitz 150s can still pen 38

spring briar
#

Thats the whole thing with massa

frigid karma
#

i'd still take the raw pen damage

#

of tirpitz

#

again, if the tirpitz just acts like a dipshit and chases a kiting massa, the tirpitz will lose

tough quail
#

brawls dont happen in a bubble either tbf

frigid karma
#

but all the tirpitz has to do is push into the cap and keep the massa out

tough quail
#

if there's a firefight on the approach

#

the tirpitz is going to get reamed