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@hidden dirge man
I dont think art is for me
I guess politic will be my path now
if a tv show star can be a president, everything is possible
Would be nice if I can help expand my country
@ruby owl is the calculator gonna be updated with new russian ships? 
wtf i dont see them for some reason
i see gangut meta though 
nvm im stupid i click on main fleet
LOL
i was about to say
unless i have something going on i pretty much still update the stuff i do update on the same day as maint
and at most like a day or two later
ngl i have been stupid since day 1
cause i kept clicking on main fleet this whole time
smart
i saw the changelog, and thought it was weird the calculator wasnt updated

2 days late
https://x.com/GenshinImpact/status/2029769442771570740 @sand basin zibai support...
she is so cute
she is coming (to me)
wow
he is coming (to her)
did varesa and hyacine have akid
it was me and hyacine
no me
if any of you guys put meta def on pvp, you're gae
My pvp defense are some of my favorite twin tail characters. 
i think i last updated my pvp defense like 4 years ago
what gun did you shoot
i only had one experience when i had my national service
shot m4a, 15 rounds
i thought you were supposed to shoot the targets, not the guns
pewpew
@nocturne marlin https://www.tiktok.com/@eseoa01/video/7605518102213725447 all lolis will grow up
😭
wife
fym $0
post UR
sparkling it
i can't stop
is that mo3ter
yes
it is me
the dude should have been here
hes dead
logged off of discord...
we must get him back
he has a life...
Who am I gonna send the lolis to now
me
i am a fan of hot women
i'm sparkling it
please send me hot women
you look like ai
it's true
from this new manga that came out recently
I am AI
WOW
Teen Washington
nope
yes
no
yes
ban

i look like that

Heaven Hells
finally done secretarying subs
Why
for wife duties
【原神】猫耳コロンビーナサンドローネ
お父様のギャップも素晴らしいし猫耳付けようと考えた人天才か?
#原神, #GenshinImpact, #コロンビーナ(原神), #サンドローネ(原神), #コロサン
ok
why compete when you can do both
I still play this game it's true
F-Fern?
boobies
sh
tiny giant
god the run is so funny
when she falls over it does damage to enemy (very small amt)
true

many
TRUE
https://x.com/k_imsk/status/2031656377106764100 @sand basin wifes
need all
the things i'm about to do to that ghost are going to make donald trump look like an angel
good news, I found a duplication machine
can duplicate anything, even people
now you don't have to worry about sharing
good news, I found a duplication machine
can duplicate anything, even people
now you don't have to worry about sharing
good news, I found a duplication machine
can duplicate anything, even people
now you don't have to worry about sharing
I see you're already putting it to good use
good news, I found a duplication machine
can duplicate anything, even people
now you don't have to worry about sharing
im so cooked i forgot to roll on the banner after getting the UR
when the Minecrafting hit harder
good news, I found a duplication machine
can duplicate anything, even people
now you don't have to worry about sharing
give me
duplicte your 5090
sell for 70% market price
buyer buy
but send bricks instead
infinite money trick
jensen huang hates this one trick
Wouldnt you get reported
clone myself
Then why dont u clone the money
suffering adds satisfaction

new meta, vacation is over
is the era of funny rerun sp teams over?
You can now get personally comforted by Columbina, video in replies.
Quoting Nomi (@nomianims)
︀
If Sandbina wins, I'll release a 360° VR version of how Columbina comforts Sandrone when she's in a bad mood
wow
cloning money is illegal sir. it would cause inflation too, very bad
But ur the one using it to clone money
So it isnt inflation
Your mum
I’m aint mum, im dad
Happy Rudolf’s birthday!
citlal
me when google doesn't allow you to filter email at the oauth level so i have to use cloudflare which has a shitty ass login screen
Wtf
dinner on you
can't believe someone out there used the obscure word "forest" as a name for their store
can't believe someone out there used the obscure word "forest" as a name for their store
gay
Im the stocking!
omori
wtf?
the bottom thing shows your current score but the list only updates once per hour or so
(if that's what the wtf was about)
i meant, they all have the same scores
ah
familiar names everytime
SIX SEVEN
actually their name is sixixseveneven
i laughed
i love when it lines up nicely like this
thats you
w h o
who
This Siren girl that needs raising like TB and Navi
I need raising
do you look like this
i am going to touch you if yes
Where
【Yostar Account Notice】
The Yostar Account system is scheduled to be officially launched in May 2026. Following this upgrade, direct login via Yostar email and third-party accounts will no longer be supported.
You can check your current account binding status on the Yostar Account Center:
They need to walk this back because of how convoluted it is
To binding a account that is
lol yea
i logged into the site by putting in my email and the code it sent, and then it showed my azur lane already bound, couldn't have been much easier
should have been this way since day 1
we were using really dogshit method to login for 7 years
What
You guys didnt bind your accounts?
no, i did
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I connected elden ring to my goldfish's...
@hidden dirge congrats on winning lmao
winning what
Life
i bought a 256gb samsung ssd from amazon
they shipped me a 512gb samsung ssd
stonks 📈
💀 digimon
pixivにカヨコの絵ログまとめました。こちらもよろしくです~。このまとめには無いですがXで消した絵はいつもpixivの方に再アップしてますwww.pixiv.net/artworks/142401228
car
just press the build button here

wow
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omg
Already did I have no cubes left -_-
Not like yall with over 4k cubes
i just privaty'd
good
is that the one and only HatsuneMikuFEET?
great update
holy fuck it's been years
citlal
Bro people so weird they really be trying catch me slipping as if I don’t play the game check this out
literally me
what ethnicity are you daniel
i'm interested in calling you a slur and i want to be accurate
just dm mods if someone is harassing you
ayanami is a starter character on jp server right?
yes
that person doesn't even talk in the server, only two posts in the last 5 years
or maybe search results don't work if i don't opt in to other server chats, idk
but the results are funny either way
you cannot lie to me about Azur Lane; it's been my thing for 8 years. Yaknow? Haha.
Explorer is a destroyer so

Explorer is best siren and its no contest. She is so loving
i'll explore her later
I'm gonna destroy 'er (in bed)


reminder:
#game-news message
booba
Can anyone help me out with the new yostar account system?
Like, when I login to account.yo-star.com with email + verification code, it shows SDKUID and Bind SDKUID for Azur Lane. But on Reddit I saw your in-game account settings should show "Yostar Account Connected" instead of "Yostar Email Connected" if it was bound. Mine shows the later.
I'm very confused right now.
smash
Yeah lol, didn't even know you still played the game. How've you been?
He doesn't play the game he is only here to see citlal... artwork
I hate arachnids
damn
i am only here for the citlal
its true
there she is
WOW
rip user called time
<t:1774044427:S>
feet!
Then raise her so she won't be a loli then ez
they added @time ages ago, but it somehow never works for me, it just puts the normal text Friday, 20 March 2026 at 22:48
<t:1774054233:f>
<t:1774054399:F>
but how to add specific time
... is it just the time right now
that's kinda useless if you can't set the time lol
i dont have that option
like i cant edit the time or date inside
<t:1774152000:F> oh i can now
... you have to manually type then select the format?
kinda weird
<t:1774508400:F>
nice
i guess that's convenient, no need to open a new tab
no more hammertime
when i select the format it inserts the plain text lol
How do I roast a player that has been playing this game for 8 years
I need ideas for my friend

"How about instead of touching ship girls, you touch a fucking treadmill"
Does that work?
What if they do both
(me)
Im not playing AL at the gym with all the skins I have...
Lmao
wow it is our wives
jufuf
wow those are my cakes
my favorite
umazing
flat
he does not
its asterisk war
i do know the series
idk the volume but it's early enough to be in the anime
wow
actually i did not even watch it
it suffers from having 3 tournament arcs but only doing one of them in 2 anime seasons
i will never forgive the anime industry giving asterisk war 2 seasons but chivalry of a failed knight only 1 season
the fights were fucking peak in that series
Bro s2 will be the best season too cause its the big tournament arc
i read the LNs its peak
kok
kokom
is that the one where ikki fight with his brother
i only remember there's like one joker dude
been years since i last read the series
🫃🏼
I'm so tempted to play in Japan Server. Gacha is called StarSavior
technically ||stella is the one that knocks the brother out of the tournament not ikki||
thats in the semifinal, in the other side is ||ikki vs the joker dude ur referring to||
tournament arc of chivalry of a failed knight is so peak if i had infinite money i would pay for it
I have just over 1 day to finish hsr events cooked
have you done the msq already?
the card event is pretty fast, just use acheron for everything, she can't lose
Based. Big sad no season 2. Heard the novel goes wild and is a good read too
I think I ran into Ryan Simanski today at Carriercon
Was NOT expecting him there lol
Wait thats the meta wtf
Im just using the recommended card and dice for it
idk about meta but i just kept using acheron and rolling fours, i may have lost one match at one point
Cute bunny girl
ur right wtf its busted
i need that bunny
I am that bunny
gay
mid
Sadly it's only for a cutscene of HeavensHells. When you get Sora at lvl 50 and date her
It's also the last date
So.....
But cutscene does deliver. Showing her nylon stocking, and a close up of her bunny dress butt and boobs
i need this animal
it's so over

It's not really hard to get her level
It's hard to get the dates. Because u get 2 date tickets to spend on. And she has about 10 or 12 dates overall
So that's either 5-6 days of just waiting to spend on her
Dolphine
idk i don't play the game lol
Try it
Just don't get attach to the smol chests
no
miaw
Gay
No u
#men
Are you women
#househusband
carlot
so many girls
so representative of actual meta fights
you can leave those and get 0 points, can't you?
yes if u leave early or dc its automatic 0 + attempt used
i guess you can just exit the whole game
And yes, in the Hoyoverse it's Floof and best friend
wtf this TB is nice
You mean our kid
no my wife
No our kid
Dont you umapyoi the shark
Or whatever fish
ironic. the game says it lol
Is she pass teenager
Varia will kill me if my wife is underage
Ah... So this channel is still alive 
skir
sorry to go offtopic, but i finally made (successfully copied) a good meta team, 1.5M
thanks to whoever i looked at that assisted me
wat team
that's the screenshot i took of the person assisting me
i didn't have all the exact gear
i had to fiddle a bit with z52 and william too, had to swap their augments so they both got x1
the HIT stat is really close
i want to fiddle z52 and william too
no my wife
Ah yes Explorer. We should have gotten her last year instead of Navi
Ok but wait, Navi is the Oceana Sirens, which are the Sirens' Heavy Cruisers but my question is this: how come Explorer is still referred to as Explorer while Oceana is now referred to as Navi?
explorer is "lora"
So the new thing is wife raising and not child raising anymore?
not sure which of these is more problematic
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never seen 4 of these at once before
buy gems then buy her skin
boba
Kfc is stepping up the play
wtf short hair frieren is actually fire
2
wow
god she's so cute
Also... it becomes a bad luck day after for other gachas 😭
It's a sign that I experience tbh. When I play a gacha and I get more than one ssr in one draw. Then other gachas would get bad luck or no luck
i got owned yesterday pulling in zzz too
but i managed to get both yidhari and her w-engine
it usually fluctuates a lot tho
the dry spells really hurt
Not that it mattered. Been trying to get an extra Yoo Mina from collab in StarSaviors
Since I got the arcane. I was might as well see if I can get an extra to limit break character. Since the arcane is LB1.
Didn't even know the head maid had a bunny version tbh. Now I know and she's cute in bunny form. Kinda is ironic cuz she's hot even in base maid form
Ye
But then you get luck back like in a couple of weeks
dude my genshin luck is funny sometimes
How so?
it's like
go soft pity and lose 50/50 a couple times in a row
then just win everything back to back with some earlies too
just nature of the randomness
I know that feeling
Back when I played ASAB and Dragalia Lost
Not so much with Counterside
it especially hurts because genshin's so stingy
no i don't want to torture myself
i got enough games i'm playing already lol
I pretty much gotten 1 of everything from collab
But all u play is zzz and genshin
and endfield
I used to play that
Think I lost my account
especially on the limiteds
she's trying to form a thought
And ASAB was just uh how much the gacha wanted u to get certain ssrs
Oof
But anyway back to SS. I want to work on bunny maid
Bye for now
see ya
Is it called Vodka the Drink, not the Uma?
Looking for an active guild
my guild is active
my guild is basically just me and a few other guys and like two dozen people who stopped playing a 3-4 digit number of days ago
mine consists 3 ppls
including me
one 3 digit number
one 2
some of the guys in my guild stopped playing over 2000 days ago
Okay, I still have to wait 12 hours, but I'll go in there tonight.
why the heck is the french ship also rate up?
Well why not
the same reason formi was on rateup during that one event that wasn't her own event
i guess i don't remember that one
there she is
boobs
wow
saw a reddit post where a guy is asking for advice between working for a self driving taxi company or a flying car company and the top comment is "bro got job offers from year 2070"
who made this? i'd like a word
there's 192 possible combinations of the choices you can make
WOW.
i'm silverwolfing it
Yea, I'm annoyed by it as well...
If I had a bank receptionist say that to me for that, I'd just say then get me the manager.
If anything is get one of Jalter if given the chance myself since she's my favorite
How do I get visa cards
Apply via a major bank/money lending company
i'm straight up fireflying it
suc
Suck
Sucker
Get second halved
lul
at least it's not illuga where it only buffs DLCr?
idk
i haven't even looked at her kit
does she do damage
yes
thats the big difference
current zibai team you have 2 slots that do something and 2 buff only slots
then you replace one of the buff only slots with slighlty worse buffs but more damage
and now you get > mauvik
but my wife
two things can be true at the same time
i am going to bomb da wei's 8th yacht
my honest reaction
or proto amber coloom
tentacle...
mik
jahoda said the clanker word omg
clankers
We must take over that town for Super Earth now, so the clankers don't have another foothold we need to deal with
Oh wait......
Wrong game
Bucket head

she is too cute
bin
fish
she fished me
wow
https://x.com/intoru_4/status/2037874764543590882 get coloom'd
you can't spell theherta without hehe
you can't spell theherta without thhr
which would mean nothing because i totally made it up
daily reminder that if you're in washington and you put a meta defense in pvp you're gay
mine is meta from 3 years ago does that count
no
mine is all holowives
cool daylight savings glitch, didn't get meta points in opsi
oh i got them, they just didn't show up until restarting lol
apparently if it loses track of your daily assist attempts, you get this super rare error message
insane game
it should have a daily reset function
like priconne back then
it forces you to relog, which resets everything
which is nice
it works 363 days of the year, to be fair
oddly specific
365 - dst forward - dst backward
most of the other things that break and force you to restart don't specifically happen at reset
I've gotten that a lot
yoi
tons? tera?
fortunately for me I don't live in Poland
just had to make sure since ton is t, not T, and americans have a weird habit of putting unit prefixes as numerical suffixes
though realistically i didn't think there was a trillion kitkats on a train to poland
interesting design
Holy shit +1 comfort from the dorm set
Mine is 432 cause i missed events early game
o, i wouldn't have thought that made such a difference when it only counts x highest items in each category
yea but theres a ton of special items that bypass that
all the early event medialions do it
o
iirc i joined soon after the kizuna ai event ended
wtf
but probably missed some
lemme check my exact number
aint no way its higher than me
in sortie 😭
432 sounds low ngl
lol
i lied not far off
but that's more than 10set difference
what the fuck am i missing
no idea
how much exp bonus do you get from that? mine's 474 -> 82%
82% also
i guess i could find this on the wiki too
well i'm running out of ships to level up anyway
show yours
wait you actually upgraded your max food bar? lol
I had gems burning a hole in my wallet and I typically only log in once a day
it'd be cool if they could remove the max and refund me the gems I used so that I can have gems burning a hole in my wallet again
I have like easily over a million worth of food
bro wtf is this zoo museum
it's probably close to a million with just curry
the second floor is better
I'm missing the Forever 18 cake
and some other comfort from somewhere idk
missing all nep collab stuff
and some holo collab stuff and some kizuna ai collab stuff
and some other collab stuff probably idk
just found +1 comfort
and another +1 comfort
and another +1
and another +2 but I ran out of decor tokens
bought decor tokens...
now have 470 comfort
you can run out of those?

yes i run out of them but thats cause my comm uptime is absolute dogshit
i did not get all the cubes from the recent comm event
sandron
she is sandroning around
i need sandronya and sandronurse
wow
I've spent at least that many decor tokens
when you realize you forgot to put half of your clothes on before going to work
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bye nikke, im migrating to nikke 2
isn't that a gacha game?
yes but now we're in gacha game 2
Electric Bugaloo
doesn't that piss off people that spent a lot of money on the first one?
also it says its coming april 1st
i wonder what the significance of april 1st is
/s
i'll never forget the love live tweet announcing both the launch and cancellation of their game
surely april first is the best day for serious announcements!
everything said on april 1st is true!
that is hella funny
i remember it
wait this is actually real
wtf
announcing launch and closing at the same tweet is top tier move
me just now noticing these

laesorb
is this you
yes
wow
Animated Short: Never Gonna Give You Up 丨Honkai: Star Rail
︀︀
︀︀Today is the day!
she already rickrolled me in DMs so this isn't a big surprise
Well she does fit perfectly for this you know
Too bad it was posted backwards there for the last two posts there
gorizia skin does not work with old ui
okey!
this theater is so ass bro
what the fuck
i don't have enough dps to clear it
i forgot to do march theater
and i will probably also forget to do this one
dogshit game
i wasn't able to do both arcana stages on the march one and also beat act 10
rip 100 primos for me
i only got to act 9 and 6 stars
because i literally do not have enough dps to do stages
i can only skirk hyper 2 bosses and one of them is forced to be manderoga
i can varesa a boss and clorinde a boss in theory
but then fuck the lunar guy
wha tthe fuck is that shit
why won't it die fast
they forgot to add the skin






