#sandy-general
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Essex Strasser






I guess this is still Essex territory

Not enough New Jersey here.









oshit
if commander was last found in northern parliament
where was he during the events after the northern parl?

where?
he was staying at Northern Parliament/going to NJ at Pearl Harbor
while the stories of other events happened simultaneously
NJ story did happen at PH rite or do I remember wrong
Lmao
Lol
I only started reading the stories starting with the first Northern Parliament one. although I skipped the current one cause I don’t care for IJN

I don’t even remember what event fallen wings was
Ye
I think I only scouted for Washington in that event. I don’t remember if I did the event maps

I don’t remember any of the events when I first started playing the game
Only ones I remember was when I got back into the game. Which was halfway through the first muse event
Well I remember the Nep event. Which was the last event I did before I dropped the game for a period of time
my biggest mistake is i entered a siren occupied area in opsi that is corrosion level 6 with my ships that are underleveled
and i cant exit
i cant do shit
wait i can exit nvm
i thought i cant so i thought of waiting for opsi reset






NJ story started at Pearl, but then went to Midway, to meet up and smack around Souryu META, and Shinano was there being a sleepy Floof knowitall

Seggs





Who's Jannies









Sex hands


do anyone already make essex on new bouncy ball decoration gif?
8 is me after class, 9 is when I call it a night, and 3 is when I see leads of the Sovestykaya sisters
will this do?
anyone can edit it and make it a gif tho
also feeling 1 rn
bounce on deez
balls
i can but my inet is kinda suck rn
sadge
8
in this scene, i thought the manga shows both kanna and iruru is actually inside Kobayashi's blanket, hugging her thighs
maybe i remember it wrong

Kinda sad Petter new skin are not oath


i will pull chaos rabi


Since Shimakaze didn't get her own Build complete themed audio like New Jersey did I added audio appropriate for her myself.
uooohhhh 
lewd nopan
the Moment when u play so damn much that steam has to die that u will stop playing smh
reno smug








mfw granma warspite is gonna have a guarantee back pain, osteoporosis, khyphosis, scoliosis
shit ships but 
Sex issue
bouncy sex issue
Nice sex



Sex


Big rabi


The power of sex compels you

Essex just wants to grill guys

do y'all ever just collect bulin
no
i retire all purple bulin except when i need them to lb new ship
and use all gold ones
to lb my shipfu


i have 61 purple bulin
sex
not enough dock space for 61
Alright. I’m confiscating your Essex memes. I need them to use as sacrifice to summon Cthulhu.


Is NJ good for both mob fleets and boos fleets or is she better at one of them?
she good both
NJ is busted no matter where u put her 
good to know

I am using Tyciderdonga (however you spell her name) and Essex on my current Eagle Union fleet

this better


Ticonderoga
no, already did long ago
just brought that up again
anyways
dumb cat got skin
they'll still buy it regardless
I bought it 






A few years ago, bulldrome in MHFU is my nightmare, it's even make have to learn Gunlance, but now i tried it again, it's kinda a joke how easily i able to kill it
The piggy...really? I mean not Plesioth and the holy hip checks? Or solo G Rank dual Golden Rajangs? Theres also the 3v1 for the crab claws if you convert to mhp2g. Its cool though dont sweat it.
The older game monster are easier health wise, but if you look how to attack, camera movement etc it almost unplayable
Where sex?
Yeah, than was when I was still young and careless, (weirdly) I don't want to even bother to learn how he attack (even though he only have like 2 move)

Im afraid to pickup MH again because I know when I do I’m gone lol.
Why?
10-15 minutes between posts = spam

when ALO sends their jannies, they dont send their best
not the smartest



sex is on cooldown

Jannies be jannies 



guys stop posting im trying to talk here
hold up brb in 1 hour
better not see anyone talk though



i offer u cola

Are u warned because posting essex meme?
yes
warned for spamming lol
spamming with 14 minutes and 40 minutes between messages
Thanos was right
We need to snap half of the janitors away
And what's left is a grateful server
Why does kokopium drink the Cola
Sex getting bonked
the bonks are just an inconvenience on the road to enlightenment

Enty: lemons? Noooooooooooo

Hello all
This is the ruleset I am going to torture myself with in this server.
Step 1. Pick Javelin.
Step 2. You cannot use Repulse.
Step 3. You must replace Javelin with the first common you get.
Step 4. Common Only Vanguard.
Step 5. Grind 2-1 until you obtain a common backline ship.
Step 6. Drop Long Island for common backline ship.
Step 7. Common only backline.
Step 8. No builds except the ones you are forced to do.
Step 9. Only rares allowed are retrofits of commons.
Step 10. Go as far into the story as possible.
Step 11. May God have mercy on your soul.
It begins.
Nice
This is not my main account. Honestly, Crescent will be replaced by any other destroyer from 1-1.
Hmm. Should I get rid of all non-commons except Long Island until I can get rid of her?
Yes!!
Bye-Bye
madman
I am unstoppable
No Essex allowed. No builds even.
Hmmm how far can you go
Who is the best between Craven, Bulldog, and Beagle?
1-2 3 stars
You dont need Sandy role to access the channel you can just do a join command iirc


Rapid progress

Before I go off to class, this is what the fleet looks like.
oh damn
Oh my
Imagine you are nitro user and still boosting this server

Are you restarting your progress?
He is trying to see how far he can get with just commons
Good luck on the account, sounds like an interesting rule set.
Praise be sandy server

I will praysex for you

How do I get UR design plan in opsi? Usually they appear in port shop... but this month not appear anymore... oh yeah in abyss sometime drop too but I never got in stronghold... any idea?
Isnt it suppose to appear 3 of them per month. Just need to check everytime shop reset?

Really? Well maybe appear in last reset before monthly reset...
You need to clear the shop or its piled and wont appear
Are you sure?
Sure
I doubt this
every reset the shops have a fixed rotation, you are GUARANTEED to see every item at least ONCE, but you must peddle between the 4 allied ports. @pastel halo

Still waiting for the axis port to open













a better place 

thanks for ruining the essex chain
the chain that binds the sex is unbreakable 
that is unless you assemble all 5 pieces of the forbidden sex 
cue the sexodia card
You’re very welcome.

When the server's name is changed

This one?
Btw when this Essex chain start? What the cause of it?
step 1: sandy has a lot of essex cultists
step 2: sandy server chat usually dead
step 3: deploy the sex



Yee that’s the one, thanks





@upbeat axle is this you?
Essex: move ....... Get out the way. Btw, your name is real good, take my 👍
yep
i think it was when meta ships were introduced
chat basically dead at that point since we can't talk in game normally
stupid boss spam
But you able to filter it right, or it just me...
no back in the day u cant
which is why it completely killed in game chatters
and now most ppl only chat in r1
in memory of r3

Nothing can stop them
melon pan


bouncy battle
my gif to small shit

fest










Ramzh broke the chain



mitosex














birb
Berb










I think there is a guy with tons of Enty oathed and 120
something like Enty Simp or whatever
Am on my way there 
Only have 17 currently (16 normal enty + 1 smol enty)
1 still not oathed. Waiting for october 3rd
nvm
it's not him
well he does enty collection as well
but there was a guy who posted shit ton of enty once in trophy
I shall call him sensei

@radiant warren you will buy the entapuraisu senpai race queen skin
behind the scenes:
Obviously 
hes got like 9 enty's all oathed
at least 4 are 120
Oh ok....
there's this guy who oathed shitton of Cleveland too
*16 
9* i kidnapped the other 7
I activate my
skill and make all the lemons in the perimeter vanished

I thought you don't like Enty with lemon
Why you have sticker of her with those tho
For responding to all essex's lemon bombing memes
And I will come to her rescue, like her white knight in shining armor, by eating those lemons 
Imagine all the sour/acidic taste in your stomach after eating all the lemons
😬
Enty: "Th-that's orange... That's orange... That's orange.... That's not a lemon....right? Right??"
Anything for her
I will endure even the lemons acid


I don't remember essex being this thick









now i only need tirpitz to complete my ironblood collection











i just realized it
i know its late but
what a devastating yet great timeline we live in
🐌




Ticonderoga will dominate me, that doesn’t seem right.
nice




The devs don’t care. After all, they made a gain of 1 billion dollars in only six months with this.
Yep
Honkai is better because they care more.
Albeit, I don't agree for bombing Honkai just because Genshin failed to deliver
True. Toxic players at their finest.
Unfortunate really
it dropped all the way down to 1,8. now its at 2. i just hope honkai doesnt pay the price cuz genshin. as far as genshin itself is concerned . yeah fuck that.
honkai looks really nice. but i never started it. nothing replaces waifu lane for me.
devs are not the issue
people in the high ups are
they decide what to do for events anni etc
fact. absolute fact. and at this point i highly doubt they care. devs are just taking the blow as always.
Kinda of shame people blame devs for everything
poor guys legit spend hours coding
they have no business whatsoever with what goes into the game
usually directors, marketing and product managers do
very few companies have community managers that CAN actually pitch in and have their opinion valued
well I just say devs as a collective term
yeah. like they tell them add this shit. they might disagree but like you either do it or you are out.
kinda implied im not talking about the guys writing the code

though I guess not implied for everyone
Human resources
my comment was kinda generally speaking

I am sure you meant those who make decisions
i just hope they dont go around letting people off to save their asses. the community is out for blood. and they better figure out something. i just hope they dont do something that fucked up.
probably gonna keep silent cuz people gonna keep whaling anyways?
pretty much, I like the game and I like the chara, and I am going to get them
but the way mhy handles this is shit
it has been for a while
kinda like CN for AK and their limited banners
mean yeah just look back when they had that massive data leak, people still whaled and threw money at them. they dont care and never have 
i deleted it like 2 weeks ago. personally best decision of summer 2021 for me. like the game as the game itself is fine. but they way they handle it and its "mechanics" its just shit.
too many cuckholding mechanics
that. its not like 1-2 things shit. its everything
actively forces you into monotonous routine, doesnt let you do shit your own way in the least
logging in every day for that sweet half a gacha pull
yeah I have been burning out about it too lately
not even half. like 1/3. and like half an hour playtime everyday doing the same shit. and then artifact rng on top of that. but wait. resin. you cant farm XD.
- there's no point in getting BiS gear
spiral abyss is twice a month, that's somewhat of a challenge, but there's no repeatable difficult content
not even tbh
30m you are done

end game is do your dailies for months alongside shit event rewards. gather 80+ pulls cuz most of the time is how many you gonna need. 90 in the worst case. and then lose 50/50. oops. there goes your time and primos. what you want more? well too bad our shit are overpriced AF and our rates also suck. better luck next time. see you in 3+ months.
I stopped playing at MR55 or something
I'm content with just lurking for the occasional artwork 
i alt-f4 MR56 . 3 days before raiden end. i had like one more pull if i kept playing but Fuck it. it would be 70. not even soft pity. also broke from the ayaka banner. which i pulled for the mistsplitter. which i never got
.
shame management of the game is THAT bad
i love genshin
do not complain about genshin
buy genesis crystals 4x welkin and battle pass
else -30000000 social credit score
regular Hololive viewer: +20
hololiver mentions taiwan
Seeing this mihoyo with genshin, reminds me of wargaming with wows and its cc program incident. 
wouldn't that technically include you too?
do not complain take your 10 free wishes and move on
i do not accept taiwan as an independent country

isn't it called Southeast China?
correct


like example, you can't really blame Obsidian for Fallout New Vegas being buggy (them mentioning it's deadlines that cause it)

🧐
Sapi Moooo
Essex lemooon
🐄




🍋 🤛 
ESSSEX!
🍋
🍋 

Everyone asking where sex but no one ask how is sex
Why sex
when sex
what sex
sex
whose sex
sex sex?
Yeah, it's new
Wait why u don't have icon
because i dont have a faction role
choose all then i must
Can you even do that?
try it
Aight

find out
Not very cool



Sex commented 

Wait, is San Diego server is literally locates at San Diego?
Possibly
highly improbable imo, but I would guess the servers are all in cali somewhere 


So they finally revealed the battle pass
Money grabbing
I was expecting the battle pass to be bigger
although $10 is a little much for it. imo it should be $8 at the very most
i have a guess that it will give the same amount of cubes & oil like the trade license
same for gems, probably wont be more than 500
It's a free trade license of sorts
thats normal
Well the problem is BP stuff tends to give people who normally whale a better change at things
If anything we get a dress for Yorkie, more cubes, and even gems
At least the paid pass isn't like $19 or so for most places


update be btr than genshin anniv rewards


Found this under google play reviews for Azur lane. Wtf is going on with genshin?
Ok these are actually kinda funny
wtf i searched and actually found this

I had heard the genshin community was pretty bad but I didn’t think they were this bad
Like Jesus
I can understand being pissed at anniversary rewards. But this is just ridiculous

Every time I see your pfp kuku I kinda loose it inside
I find it way funnier than it should be


Other game also have same fate
Arknights didn’t deserve this…
I like the naming

Clash Royale: i am safe
@Ramzh is this you?
Somebody post the split chromosome eseex

but its fine i was gonna get them anyway 
Well that only means we get 2 spare rings for future shipfus 
45th oath soon i guess 
I have 10k gems ready 
but who to oath
Also i save gems for the skins on the next collab


Oath ships with oath skins
Ye, saving gems for racing queen skin 
nah oath skins wack 90% of the time
And black friday
opinions 

just oath who you like





Usually only skip all

























