#sandy-general
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Do you have nothing else to do other than posting the same damn Essex pictures/gifs ? How about you enjoy the outside world for a change ?
Do you have nothing else to do other than complaining about Essex pictures/gifs ? How about you enjoy the outside world for a change ?

Everytime I see you you're either complaining or coping, so I assume you have nothing else to do either
USS server posting USS ship im in utter disbelief


a day has 24 hours
i post max 10 essex gifs a day
rarely reach it
a post took 1 sec
and i post because im taking a break from doing something im doing
happy
to the complainer


to whom it may concern aka the complainer
i spend and invest most of my time nowadays on my school stuff and even if I'm doing online and discord is on, i keep and restrain myself from not opening it, and i barely got time to post essex pics/gifs and im trying to bring sandy back on her channel to no avail
i post essex 24/7/365, i live essex, i breathe essex, i go to the shop to the lemon section - i see lemons - guess what? essex. i come home from the shop in my lemon shaped car, park at my lemon shaped house and open up AL on my lemon phone to be greeted by essex, i give her her lemons as i go to pray at my lemon shrine with lemon scented incense burning. sex.

Actually, Sandy and Essex can be a great combi

I've been glancing at this chat every now and then for a long time... why tf is it all essex...



Revive this server with Sandy! 

Sometime I re read the text and after a while they not became word that I recognize anymore even though the spelling was right
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So if y’all kept up with the apple vs epic lawsuit. It looks like apple now has to let developers use external payment processors. I wonder if Manjuu and Yostar are gonna take advantage of it

havent looked unto that yet
but after reading that
i hope manjuu and yostar would do



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Wanna see what shader can do to ur minecraft PE version?
it freaking spilt ur portal into half
Tf is wrong with minecraft PE
In still stuck there
Hmmmm
Split is da wae
well idk my engrish not so good that i thought split control is something else
One of the first things to do when a game comes out is to mess around with the setting
last time i check when there's still a nether core the setting is called crosshair control

not a single thought going through that brain
absolutely fucking stupid dumb bunny

Finally, a good freaking girl






New Essex

a sweet caring and carefree girl and an abomination that can stare into your soul as if she knows what you've done since birth. And NJ can do both

girl can go >.< to (0) . (0)


Seggs has joined the crimson axis


Seggs 
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Why mad tho
at last
they already tease us so much with her being in crosswave and not the main game
THANK YOU!!, NOW I AM MOTIVATED
Because UR of all rarities
At maximum SSR

Shinano and NJ nightmares I presume
Pity system lets gooooooo
Oo I see
maybe its mostly cus now IJN got 3 UR now
well, its jp anni what do they expect lol
well, other than retro warspite, yup
Well I’m incredibly underwhelmed with this reveal
Welp 2 ur a year now
Gonna skip shimikaze. Imma just keep waiting for northern overture rereun
Ur dd sounds really fun
After all this year they finally add her
not to cherry pick on this but like last time when they reveal pr4 i feel like nothing will satisfy people nowadays

Oh god that Le Malin skin...
the manjuu lol
Exposed booba and that manjuu
damn all these skins will pump me dry
My wallet is dry too 
which one
Not one but 2 URs...
this is the cultured shikikan that we want

so JP played AL a year before it got released to global?
i think that's why JP got 4th anni while we get 3rd
en released 1 year after jp
we just did our 3rd anni
now its jp 4th anni
and since jp players spent much more than en
thats why i assume they got grander things prepared for their anni

assex 
time to take loan i guess
Enty and Eugen...

Oh no...




that enty ass peek is the bomb
can't wait to see her "art" on twitter soon
is this real???
missed most of the stream. this oath skin
???
yes
Roon: do you dare to forget me, yostar and friends?
yeah she getting speedrunned. after im done with getting yuudachi.
also fact. roon oath skin when
?
Taihou is a creep
bikini roon skin would also be accepted
also do we got any data on shimikaze or yuudachi? granted they probably gonna be good. PVE at least. they are UR after all.
they def will be good. every UR gacha ship is op as hell, same for the UR retros
Seseren already made a new Shimakaze gif
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/886621216260124792/smkj_azurlane210912.gif

I am back
I know I know, ive changed a lot
man out of all the things I say, who wouldve thought I'd get muted over an emoji
not me that's for sure


do you like the new loli event at least? 

cunnychads
11/10 event
10.9/10
-0.1 for the taihoe skin
What do you guys think when I said "there's something crazy on the chat room 1"

Ingame chat is a pain
Only the mentally deranged tolerate that annoying character limit
Only time I use it for meta invitations
And it shows


I don’t think I even talk with my guild members besides the one I share a server with
Yea we got guild discord


I don’t even know if the other members in my guild are in the AL official discord 
Following the AL twitter is all you really need to do

Who cares about in game chat room
dumb chesha

I’m looking forward to the Chapyev skin and the le malin skin
shimakaze so erotic 😭

Gameplay is just boring
Oath skins be looking nice. Although I don’t use any of those 3 ships


I don’t even think I use a single IJN ship on any of my fleets

is this advanced roleplaying or something?
Seggs?


Lemme check real quick
hol up
No
I use enty seggs and idk what's the last ship
level 1
Independence 

I think it's uni
Meanwhile at the front there's only ijn ship

Yea

Seggs one 
I’d say the cranes were the weakest of the original batch.
taihoe obviously garbage
One day
Yea

AL defies logic with their skins.
When the skin is so lood u can't even post it here
speaking of oath skins, those muse ships with oath skins on their non muse version should have their own oath skins too

btw, this means we will get something like black friday right? cause i'm ready to dump my gems for enty skins that i don't have yet 
yus
noice
Every year all skins up till like the last couple of months come back for a period of time
I don’t even know if there’s any old skins I want.
This event will dry my wallet to the point i hav to sell my bicycle

I mean who
She's bouta get clapped
dock space priorities
First world problems of an AL player
buys dock space
looks around my stuff that needs to be upgraded (classroom, dorm slots etc)
lowkey regret
rinse and repeat
I bought all of em cause I level up a lot of ships at once
mine are killing each other even in the dorm
I bought all of em just so I can put 6 enterprise at once in my dorm

yea
Sexterprise



like this
banya
Smol E
Smol E

Apparently smol e is also pretty good from what I hear?
aint sanya v here?
I oathed and lvled 120 not too long ago
not bad but too inconsistent to be reliable if you ask me
Ah
yea he's here
I’ll prolly use smol e whenever I get to making a Smol fleet
enty's rigging can be found on her bow too?
yep because you need to gacha which skill effect you will get everytime she proc
That bow is waaaay to big for her
😭

To protect herself from lemons
😦

i like entychan she makes the amagichan go weeee
poor amagi-chan


all the chans are adorable
yep, all smols / chans are adorable

i-it's not because i'm a lolicon or something!


What's that
Is that a chicken or something else?
It's duck
Ok
peking duck iirc



Sex bike
bikessex







man I love new jersey!! so glad I got her!! I even got two!!

wow



Essex writing without the glasses look weird ntl


Seggs general when
truly a dangerous vehicle essex is handling there
Seggs
average essex enjoyer
Still waiting for someone who rename himself as "KATSURAGI CULT FOUNDER"
No
I kinda okay when it just a meme, I like it in fact, but seeing how high her mouth is in somewhat her normal skin, I become disturbed because of it


i wonder how much screen size shimakaze can cover up when using her skill 
and the other UR
betting shimakaze can just cover up 3/4 much like shinano cause her splash art isnt as big as NJ
Assuming you have the background turned on
I think it’s off by default. Cause I’ve never messed with the settings.
o
Only time I ever did was to see what the game was like at 60fps. It was so smooth it hurt my brain

I barely use the settings too. But I remember I used it once to turn off the bgm during collab event with imas, and turn it back on after the event was done. 
I play with all sound off. Cause whenever I’m playing the game I’m usually listening to something on YouTube or listening my music playlist
Especially since I’m not the biggest fan of the game’s ost
i love it when the very first resource node in opsi turns out to be the warning device

speak of the devil
You can scan the nodes ya know

2nd one, but point still stands
I think it’s set to off by default? Cause I didn’t even know it was a setting for the longest time
Reduced tb guidance + auto search
Kinda wish there were settings for auto in opsi cause it just doesn’t wanna work for me sometimes
Love them
When will we get auto search feature in normal map like the one in opsiren?
To automatically pickup ? or ammo nodes

Well her retro gives her a buff and makes her good. Especially if you have her in the front from what I hear
Still haven’t used her at all.
I’m just going off of what I heard
I’ll prolly try her one day. I’ve already maxed out my sr Russian ships as is.
Good old grandma
are those horns?
yes
I can't see the image
its a gif
Time to bonk my router again
What animal is she supposed to be?
did talk about this with others
but really dont know
probably a goat or something
but she looks cute is what matters

yeah

What animal seggs is
idk what were those metallic dragon types of shit that the KMS ships accompany with
Where does it started
same with ruski ships
I didn’t realize for the longest time that Belorussiya’s dragons just carried greatswords in their mouths. I guess they’re ready to fuck shit up

I need a rerun of the event with Rossiya
belorussiya event got first before rossiya's yes?
Rossiya’s event was first
Did you get Tallin? Cause she’s from Belo’s event
Looks like the only ship from the second Russian event you got was Kirov
oh
yeah
brain go auto pilot and just build and get what i can
throughout the event
belo was UR right?
mayb
oh yeah i remember simping for soyuz during northern overture event 
soy uz
when she appeared i immediately asked if she's playable
turns out it was just a tease
It would make sense considering all ships from the other factions that are supposed to rival Yamato are now being made UR’s

I don’t mind it
same
its like very forgettable SSR art
I think they changed it cause Her old design was to similar to Rossiya’s
like kirov and rossiya
Imma have to stop you right there

I actually like the redesign more than the original
oshit yea u right
This design is cool
i'd like to see KMS dragons go head to head against ruski dragons
is this the redesign?
Yep
oshiiiiiiiii
Shush
for real though if they wanna make it a UR

I want them to do Yamato as next UR just to double down on the people crying over IJN bias 
I just personally don’t care for the IJN faction
im missing something here cause i cant hear them over the sound of me fighting on opsi 
I dont see the point of disliking an entire factions when its just a label, the ships themselves are very diverse still

hhmmm
most of em have themes but feel like for the main factions there's always at least 1 ship to like
I personally just don’t like most of the ships in IJN, except for 2 of them
at the very very least
They play wrong game actually
Oh forgot about kashino. Make that three IJN ships that I like
peak lazy design
Her dialogue is what made me like her.
Eh. Her main design is fine
Although swimsuit is the only skin most people care about when it comes to her

yea
yeah its the only reason to care about her because she's forgettable otherwise
that's why
She also is really bad as a ship
yeah well people will find a way to cope
there's people out there using bismarck and bremerton because they think theyre actually good ships
prescription copium

I mean Brem is a good Eagle tank
i've been guilt trip from the fact i use both biscuit and bremerton

trust me I know what it feels like to like ships that underperform, i like DDs primarily 
but im not out there coping
I wonder what they’re gonna buff regarding DDs
The only DDs I’ve used are Nimi, Javelin and Allen
And out of the three I only use Nimi nowadays
out of these I posted
Kazagumo, Kitakaze and Stephen Potter are the ones that are exceptionally good at what they do
some others have their use cases like Eldridge's survivability
but yeah, otherwise... its not looking good for DDs
I should prolly use normal Tashkent.
she has pretty good firepower for a DD
i suppoose

could be nice for HC requirement
Wish I had more Russian DD guns so I could take advantage of that skill of hers
Oof

I guess you at least can make em whenever you decided to go for rainbow torps

I was able to craft two so far
missed the original one because I stopped playing during that event

Kek


i imagined shinano sleepfloating when i read the vrooom
i do want dorm car tho

farming with the x2 thingy makes it easier when you wanna build a ship
in research


some people just hate oil

tis been a good year or two
catching up might be a better usage
oshit
never touched
very nice


i sometimes underestimate pvp fleets that have like 2k power difference
and i end up losing
pvp meta is quite cringe right now
lots of people trying real hard with their defense fleets

holy based
smh not even oathed
do hope people get the message some day that defense fleet is irrelevant for getting highest rank


wasting peoples time
they probably hate restarting against mirror fleets aswell
clowns
Been seeing a lot of ppl using bulins on def fleet, lv120 and oathed
Wait, people bother doing esports PvP nowadays?
I just start bothering recently
need the merit for bulins
I made a meme fleet for my def fleet
free merit for everyone who encountered me I guess
definitely me
mfw dido gets a buff when paired with HMS ships and realizing my fleet does not have any other HMS other than her

cba to go back because of the meta f4gs
im sitting on 140k merit
dont care too much for the rewards, but its just something to do

110k for me
suppose its nice to be able to buy bulins if im ever short
there's a lot of choice for white/grey haired vanguard
laffer, nicholas, belchan, kitakaze, z46, malin, strem, belchan, kazagumo
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